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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys Podcast Slice reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Free and it is Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode
three sixteen.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
And before I heard a.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Little flavor flame there from you, I heard a little
Brooklyn boyem boys.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I heard a little boy. Yeah, we've been getting a
lot of response. Man, look at this. They'll loaded up.
The talkbacks are loaded up right now. And this crazy
day we didn't have a lot. Then Tuesday we were loaded.
But now we gotta jump on it now. Yeah, now
we yeah, now we gotta get cracking.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
But we gave we gave a homework assign so hopey
people did their homework.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
This is the companion episode of the Brooklyn Boys episode.
This is not the main episode. If this is your
first time listening, got always episode about the episode, the
episode about the episode, Right, it's like talking to Brooklyn Boys. Yeah,
And the only way you can leave it talking about fans.
The only way you can leave one is if you
listen to the iHeartRadio app and then you click on
the microphone. All right, So for those who listen on Spotify,

(01:22):
Apple Music, you beat well, then come over here and
leave a talk back. Yeah you can, Yeah, you could
listen on those on those platforms. But if you want
to respond and be part of this crowd, this little group,
this would you call this a cult? What do we
call these people? The same the people that are regulars
on Slice Time.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
There are slice timers, timers, there's Slice Time, slicetimers time,
a longtime listener, a Slice Time caller, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
All right, let's get to some feedback. This is from
episode three fifteen, the Double Flip and the poop Choot.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Hey guys, is Angel from California. You know, one time
when I was young, you know, we used to live
in Boyle Heights, but my pups, you know, he decided
that we were gonna move to a little.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Bit better neighborhood, so he moved us to LC.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
It ain't no but anyway, you know, when we used
to live over her in bol Hikes, there was this
lady man. I'll tell you what. She used to stick
her nose and everything. I used to hate it. Her
name was on your cookause she thought that she was
the president of the homeowners association. And we and we
didn't even have a homeowners association have The people in

(02:37):
the neighborhood were not even homeowners.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
We all rented, you know.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
But one day my grandpa and his friend Enrique went
over there and they took her some flowers and they
talked to her, and I think they did what they called.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You call it a London bridge. Oh yeah, London bridge,
that's what you call us. Oh that took care of everything.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
She changed her ow out.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Look, she stopped sticking her nose and everybody's business. She
came the nicest lady and the next So maybe that's
what you gotta do with a lady Kelly and Conway,
the one that goes to your house and sticks your
knows in the business.

Speaker 8 (03:09):
You know.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Tel scary to go over and uh, you know tickets friend.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Sixty day or what the other called the jet jet
Jet Jet said, Brian, you know me, I can do
a London bridge, and now you know that will change
everything to stop messing with you.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's a good idea ta get into consideration. It might
just work.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Okay, take this opportunity to uh, I know what, I
shouldn't do it, but I'm gonna do it anyway. It's
a long way from now, but you know I want
you guys, if you can, you can.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Go support my homeboy, will you or I saying.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Now, he's gonna be at Rodney's Comedy Club and eleven
eighteen First Avenue in New York, Now York, Yeah, baby,
on January tenth and the eleventh and seven thirty pm.
Be there or be spare and don't worry. He can
handle it. I know you guys are jingle for him.

(04:01):
I feel like he's like slipping in these endorsements.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
But he can handle it. I know you guys are
weather in New York and we York.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
You just got rough with your comics Daether, but you know,
go support my homeboy.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well leave what I'm saying now.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Okay, you can check him out on YouTube, Okay, but
he's fun here in person. Okay, so check him out
you Rodney's Comedy Club, Okay, all right? You would later
have a great week and hopefully everything works out with
the Kelly lady and she stops bothering you.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Brought it hey, By the way, the London Bridge for
those of you who don't know what he's talking about,
it's a it's a sexual term, but actually it's a
misnomer because London Bridge is a flat little bridge, but
the Tower Bridge of London is what they mean.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
They mean the tower clif it's more like you look
at the This is more like Mike, like the Eiffel Tower. No, yeah,
the Eiffel Towers when you laying on your back. No,
the Eiffel Tower is similar to this. If you both
leave forward, if you both know that you're doing the
high five, the high time is the right. That's what.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
If you're just standing straight up, that's the Tower Bridge
of London.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
It's a sexual between two men and a woman. Not necessarily,
that's usually how it's referred to, though, it depends on
what neighborhood you're in. It could be it could be three.
It's three people basically to two men people stand up.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Nope, yep, no, yes, it could be three guys. It
could be a guy and two women.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
No, I cannot be. It's got to be two guys
and a woman. You want to let me see your
illustrations after the show. You got it? Hey, Brook boys,
what up?

Speaker 9 (05:43):
It's your boy Asian Mike from a Long Island.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Hey, so scary?

Speaker 10 (05:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (05:47):
I thought I was only one from last week when
I heard the traffic plan then she cursed live on
the air. I thought these traffic group puts are like
pre recorded first and then and then they played over.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
But damn, that was crazy when I heard that. Yes,
I didn't realize.

Speaker 9 (06:07):
I'm not sure my last one went through, but I
was saying that did enter day and scary. On the
Big Show, you were saying that you were going to
be marching in the parade with your dad for the
Wooden Warriors project. And I just want to say that
my son was also dear and he was watching the
school Saint John's Daniell's alma matter.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Oh yeah, I told him.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
If he saw you, just say hi, which was which
was going to be pretty cool. But he didn't say
nothing when he came home yesterday.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
But oh, well, yeah we were there. I mean, the
parade was long, and well, if you're marching and you're
on the move, you're only seeing the people in front
of the back of you. You don't see that you're
not seeing the parade on the On.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
The flip side, if he didn't say nothing, then he
did say something.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
This is true.

Speaker 10 (06:48):
This is true, So approach to you here episode three
fifteen about the bitch Kelly, Uh, this is exactly why
when I bought my house, I specific bought in an
area with out in and in Florida.

Speaker 11 (07:03):
That's not that easy to do.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
But I was like, hell no, and never gonna someone tell.

Speaker 11 (07:09):
Me how I live my life in my own house.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
That's right, you don't have an hoa. There's no organization here.
She just wanted to be snarky.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
So basically she in case you didn't hear the episode,
she walked by Brissa Brody's garage was open and thought
it was that he was hoarding shit, and then it
wasn't out of order, and that that basically she heard
the episode.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, but okay, if you're listening to this lifetime, I
heard the episode, all right, she was. She was making
snide remarks about the stuff I've stored in my garage.
You're not going to pass in this back exactly, and
then an inspection email went out like three days later.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Did I update everybody on that? You did? I did
update everybody? Right, Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
You guys know already, right, scholar from New Jersey. Okay,
the car Mines or caral thing is at like two
Brooklyn Boy episodes ago. Brody said that the only way
he would come in early for like a morning show
at SEE one hundred would be maybe if they're having
car mines. And then he said, Oh, but what would

(08:10):
really be nice is if you brought some home for me. Scary,
So I'm putting it out there, Scary. You better either
invite him to the car Mines breakfast or bring him some.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, that's great. I'll bring it back to my house
and come over here and pick it up. That's fine.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Still, it's still easy than going into Manhattan for it,
and it's also cheaper. Bring me some of that calamari
and that chicken palm and big clams.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
You really want that after it's been sitting out for
a few hours and then it's wrapped up, and then
it's it's.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Gonna kick it in the fridge and then you're going
to bring it home. Yeah, but it's never the same
on the reheat.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
It's it's less than it saves me one hundred bucks
Calamari on the reheat. On the reheat, certain things don't
hold up. That's shut out, microwave, klamarai shangat French fries. Also,
they don't travel well. Toast them up. You could bring
Mike wave Colum. You could bring fries back to life.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, Yeah, there's waste to do it. He got an
air friar. So here's what I'll do. I'll meet you
outside the tunnel and you just give me the food.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Right there?

Speaker 8 (09:10):
Boom, Okay, Reggie here, Okay. The middle name initial thing
that David L. Brody About twenty or thirty years ago
on the Fifteen Minute Morning Podcast, Brody was talking about
his name, and he was telling everyone he wouldn't say it,

(09:32):
but he said that it started within Hell, we're all
still waiting thirty forty years later to find out the name.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
It's not thirty.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
First of all, the fifteen Minute Morning Show didn't start
until like twenty nineteen, maybe right twenty eighteen.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Okay, So what does the L stand for in Brody?
Leave me alone about it. That's what it stands for. Okay,
you're not going to tell us now. I like that.

Speaker 12 (09:56):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Why I don't even know anyone was Lawrence Lawrence bro No,
no Levigne. You gonna say no, no, no, uh no, Lawrence
let no no really how about Lynn?

Speaker 11 (10:12):
No?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
But I learned your middle name. I didn't know your
middle name, yeah, Peter. But but what's the big deal
with with David L. Brody? What's the big deal? Why
don't you. I don't know. I was wondering why she
said it. I don't know if she like was like, well,
I probably left a cliffhanger out there, and then you
never answered it. I left a dangling participle. Yeah, I
left a dangler. Yeah, you did a little.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Maybe I'll mention it at some point, not on Slice time.
Get on, Vali, I gotta have trumpet sounds or something.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's not a big deal. You left a dingleberry. Yeah, okay,
it's not a big deal. Go on.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
MJ from NJ. Are you all right?

Speaker 12 (10:50):
You're doing okay?

Speaker 8 (10:51):
So you got a lot of advice about the cholesterol
and everything else. Just you know, some water. It will
be fine. Girl, you're doing it. You rock in this world.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Wait, she's talking. Oh she's talking to MJ. She's talking.
But she didn't remind everyone who she was. That was yeah, Reggie, Okay,
that was Reggie. It was Reggie.

Speaker 13 (11:13):
Yeah, Brooklyn, boys, this is Louis from the Greater Atlanta area.
This is for episode three point fifteen.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Brodie.

Speaker 13 (11:21):
H hate to break this to you. This is in
regards to the Apple trying to own you, sending you
codes to your old Apple device. I hate to hate
to break this to you, but Google does the exact
same thing. Get read part two.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
No, I don't.

Speaker 13 (11:40):
Part two. This is Louis So I have a Gmail
account and whenever I try to log into something, Google
will try to have me authentic eate and they want
to try to send it to me. Try to send
me a code to my old eight year old LG
Android phone they no longer have. And so that's exactly

(12:03):
the same behavior that you're getting with Apple.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
No, because they send it to your phone number.

Speaker 13 (12:06):
For part three, we don't have to hold just keep talking.
So I guess the question now remains is whether or not, Brody,
if you'd like Android to take credit for this this
type of behavior and Apple is just stopying them. Similar
to like how you how the iPhones always are two
years behind. Yeah, at least does with their things.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Right, So so Android you're responsible. Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
I have an Android, so I know how they when
they how they they verify when they want to do
two step authentication, they text you or send you an
email to your Gmail account. If they're sending a message
to your old phone, that means they have your old
phone number. They don't send it by device They don't like, oh,
I'm gonna send to you your Galaxy seven from ten
years ago or whatever it was.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
They don't.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
They don't go by device. They go by phone number.
That's all. But Apple assumes I have other Apple devices
that I want to go upstairs and go run and
get and and turn on every time I want to
log in. Ut they're very narcissistic. No, they should say
would you like something to your device? Or would you
like a text message? Okay, to which I will choose
the text Listay, Brody, you.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Know there are bigger problems in life. I need to
bring it up.

Speaker 14 (13:19):
You did all the broadcast, say Brooklyn Boys, Saint Luke
Brooklyn Boys. All right, so we said a little bit anyways,
Caitlin from Baser with Luke Kenny. Sure, we're relistening to
episode thirty seven, and Brody played the clip of scary

(13:39):
interviewing gridw weird how you saw you at the airport
with Yezilia.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
And several years old and.

Speaker 14 (13:48):
Just hearing you get ahead of your words and Starter
and it's so cute because you love him so much.
But I always laugh hysterically every time I hear that clip.
It is a constant in my memory of my Brooklyn
Boys and yeah, we love you guys, say say chow
for now.

Speaker 15 (14:05):
Huh, thank you.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
He's like a pizza bagel. He's so small.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
He's like a little little slice.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
You buy him in a little frozen ones piece of bagels.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Like, is he a sliver? He'd be a sliver slice.
He's a sliver.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Hey, we should play the waight out clip for people
that haven't gone all the way back.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Maybe on the next episode of the Brooklyn Boys. Why
don't you bring that home?

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Okay, it should be on your phone by the it
is Yeah.

Speaker 16 (14:33):
Okay, high bie boys, It's Rifka from Brooklyn. Just wanted
to put my entry in First Lifetime Homework. I was
picked last for Jim in high school at my all girls' school.
It was this ball game called mah and I Am.

Speaker 17 (14:51):
I think that's what it's called.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Was a while ago.

Speaker 16 (14:53):
Anyway, I sucked, so I understand why I was picked last,
but uh yeah, brought back some bad memories of feeling shitty.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Anyways, Yeah, that'll do that. Here's guy.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
I always picked you as someone who'd be good at
Macharaim scary. On the other hand, he doesn't have the
coordination for the Makarina.

Speaker 16 (15:11):
No, hey mam, hello be boys, it's Riskay, Brody, Scary
actually had your back on the Big Show.

Speaker 17 (15:21):
I could be wrong.

Speaker 16 (15:22):
I'm not sure if I'm remembering everything correctly, but all
I know is that Diamond was giving Scary ship because
I think she wanted to go to the game and Elvis.
Everyone was like, well, who are you going with? And
and Scary was like, oh, I'm going with Brody, And
then like all of a sudden, everyone kind of like
stopped talking about it.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Funny, but I'm.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Pretty sure Scary had your back.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
I sure did, did Plague. Apparently they an't like Silent,
so they found out that I got Jets tickets and
then they were trying to grill me on the air.
They will Diamond, who was upset because she's a Jets fan.
Danielle is a Jets fan. They're all Jet fans in
the in the room, and they're no business go to
a Jet game. He's a Giants fan. First of all,
that holds no weight. Fuck everybody who thinks that that

(16:07):
you can't go to a sport just because because honestly,
you get tickets, you go. If you're a fan of
a sport, go to the sport. If you're not, you
may become a fan of a sport, but you don't
have to go just because it's not your team. I
go to Yankee games all the time, so that that
holds that you go to Yankee games all I have, Oh,
I mean I have over the years. But that's no excuse.

(16:27):
So so yeah, so Diamond is like, you shouldn't be taken.
Who I should be going to that game? Not you?
And who you taking? And I'm like taking Brodie the
ultimate Jets fan. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
And by the way, once you mentioned my name as
going that, Trump said, Trump's everything because we're Brooklyn Boys
co hosts.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
We're boys.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
It's not like he was bringing some unknown person.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Saw the connection right away, okay, and then we moved on.
It totally makes sense.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Plus, you probably don't want to keep talking about me
because it all the text messages like we love Brody.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
You know it is.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Well, I apologize, Diamond. The good news is they lost.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
What are we talking about? We had three commercials right there.
I'm sorry you guys.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
Remember I was gonna I was gonna reset Diamond in
law the Jets last, so you didn't miss out. I mean,
we had a lot of good free food. We'll talk
about on the Brooklyn Boys. We ate like kings, we
sat like kings. We hung out with celebrities, well one celebrity,
but that story we'll talk about.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
That's all other stories. Brody embarrassed himself, No I didn't, well,
no I did not, And he has no idea that
you called him. We'll talk about Brody embarrassed the hell
out of me. Folks.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
All right, guys, here, I have a little homework for you.
It's it's not political. Well it's a politician, but it's
not political. If you haven't already watched jd Vance ordering donuts,
it's a famous clip from about a month and a
half ago where he's awkward and doesn't know what to
say to the people buying, then go watch search for
jd Vance or his donuts and then listen to the

(18:04):
way he talks to the people behind the counter and
how he doesn't really know what like to make conversation.
Because I'm gonna reference it on the next episode, because
Scary pulled, uh pulled that routine the football game.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Okay for sure, all right, and Brody and Brody literally, oh,
I don't want to give matter. I don't want to
give It was a celebrity, but it was the wrong celebrity.
It's a good thing though, similar names. That's all Brody
talk about. Brody is so embarrassing. I know, I'm not

(18:36):
because you didn't know, and I didn't know. I know,
but but you I didn't say anything, and you yelled
the wrong thing. All right, we gotta go. I did, Okay.

Speaker 18 (18:48):
Then I was curious about the whole daylight saving thing
with Europe. I actually googled it while we were I
was listening to the possible earlier and it turns out
that most of your with exception to like Russia and
Turkey and a couple of other like Armenia countries, they're
the only ones that don't follow it, so they actually

(19:11):
go by the same thing that.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
We do there. That's right, but not the third countries in.

Speaker 18 (19:16):
The world followed daylight saving, and most of them are
in Europe, so uh, just the heads up there, thank you.
They do follow it, so yes, I would have been right.
Is wrong, And the whole paison fest sounds like a
bunch of you know, Scooby dudes over there. They fucking

(19:36):
I hate those types of Italians.

Speaker 19 (19:37):
They're not real Italians, don't really, you know, they've got
the ghoul Italians.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
And you you aren't.

Speaker 20 (19:45):
Is wrong?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Thank you, thank you, Vinny. A couple of things.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Sorry, I love the vinnieklin is insulting the Paison's.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
I love that. But here's the thing. Number one, I
said it on the podcast. Isn't that the pot calling
the kill black? Viny Vinny, It's like, I hate those
kind of Italians? Which ones you talking about? Well, he
doesn't like that they say gobbagool. He probably says capacola.
All right. Anyway, I said it on the podcast that
Europe celebrates. I did look it up.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
And also it was two's two weeks earlier, so it
wouldn't have affected a football game and the time change
unless it was all on the same day, which it's not.
So I was not wrong, and I also corrected myself
on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
And Vinnie Vinny also also, what embarrassed me with Brody
at the football game? Then what did you yelling out, Vinnie?
I did not yell. Yes, you did, no, I said,
vin that's a teaser, all right, it's an I love you, Vinnie,

(20:48):
thank you.

Speaker 19 (20:49):
Different from Brooklyn Again, I know I did a few
of these already. It's a funny story about the paddy wagons.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
In New York City.

Speaker 19 (20:57):
Long story short, Midtown Manhattan. I come through the mid
Town Tunnel and I see this cop pull over a
in a Patty wagon pull over an accurate TL And
while he had him pulled over, one of the other
cops in the car sees my call, all black tinted out,
and he uh, he tells me to roll down my
wind and me and my friends, this is twenty five

(21:20):
years ago about we were doing something.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
That we shouldn't have been doing, if you know what
I mean.

Speaker 19 (21:26):
And I almost got arrested that night, but the sergeant
went easy on me and just gave me a ticket
for a failure to display my inspection sticker in my window.
But paddy wagons can absolutely pull you over, all right,
I us you don't.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
But if they want to be dicks, they can. They can.
They have the authority to.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
By the way, we pulled up into a parking lot
at the football game and I pulled up my Black
Dogs charger and scal pulled up in his beamer and
a police officer happened to be standing in the parking
lot and he goes, oh, it's a nice call to
me at to SCIO's nice cause because we pulled in together.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
He's I'm surprised your windows are tinted. Would look cool,
I said, Officer, isn't it illegal? Yeah, but it would
look cool. Exactly. You know what, the officer, It looks cool.
You're still get a ticket. Exactly.

Speaker 21 (22:11):
Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Jamie Food Jamter, you guys asked if
we were picked lass in sports as kids. Well, I've
always been terrible at sports, I admit it, and stupidly.
In college I took a basketball class. Well, usually people
would split off into three on three games during the class,
but no one ever wanted me on their team because
I was terrible. Well, one day, two women who were

(22:33):
good at basketball pulled me aside and actually spent the
whole time showing me how to improve. Okay, Jamie from
Queens again, you guys were talking about tipping when you're
standing at a counter and ordering the food.

Speaker 8 (22:48):
Yeah, for me, it depends on the place.

Speaker 21 (22:51):
There are a lot of mom and pop restaurants around
where I live, and a lot of them have.

Speaker 17 (22:58):
Very nice people, very good food. So if I get sixty.

Speaker 21 (23:02):
Seven cents, or a dollar twenty five and change. I'll
drop it in the tip container because I'd rather help
them out than some big chain place.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Okay, I think I don't know if I understand that logic,
but okay, yeah, they own the place, right, You're.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Already given them money, given them money owners. It's like
I want to pay more for my food. That's you know, whatever,
what makes you happy?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Whatever it is I think I see becomes.

Speaker 22 (23:35):
A too Ceo to me to zero, how I love you,
talk goody to to zeerol.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I think I'm in love with you. Whatever it is,
I think I see, thank you, it.

Speaker 12 (23:46):
Comes up to sero to me.

Speaker 17 (23:49):
We tried Victoria from Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Thank you, Victoria. We asked you to send your your
earworm jingles from when you were a kid, and that
that was one of my childhood too.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
I think we were talking about specifically businesses that have
jingles in your town.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
But that's okay, that's a national one. That's a national one.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Yeah, we were talking about like a car dealerships, front
of stares, you know.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Regional things. But that's okay. But that was fine. It
was a great great It was the first time somebody
just sang to us.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Like that, and that was like animated commercial right where
everything was a Totsy roll.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
The train was a totsy roll roll.

Speaker 23 (24:21):
Brody is scary, never scary and Brody this is well
from CT.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
I completely agree.

Speaker 23 (24:25):
The Daylight Savings is the dumbest thing ever they need
to know on that crap, Brody, those pickleball characters are
like a bunch of children scary as right. You should
write a children's book about all of them, little Brody
and the Pickle Crew. And to go to your one
of your last points about the getting pick glass in
the sports, I was always that kid, yep, because I'm
a big guy. I always got pick glass. But then

(24:46):
I ended up surprising everyone and like I'm not half bad.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
But those exactly thank you got cut off at mid fund.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Those people we knew what he was gonna say.

Speaker 20 (24:56):
Boys Sam from Saint Louis and a three fourteen, What
Brody could have done in Scary's apartment, I think you
should have hit his microphone maybe see how long it
takes them to find that. But I listen, my brother
I had three pop figures every time in his house
and there is one that he still has not been
able to find. And it's been hidden since last summer

(25:20):
and drive some crazy.

Speaker 17 (25:21):
So that could have been fun. FU you guys.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
That wouldn't have been fun for the slices because I
wouldn't have been able to connect the better would We
wouldn't have even been able to do a podcast. But okay,
it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
And by the way, somebody dm me and told me
I should have taken a dump in your tub in
your shower.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Oh that's not that's not much style. That's terrible. That's awful.
You got no way to get it out. It's like
it's Skyler from New Jersey.

Speaker 24 (25:46):
Scary.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
Instead of constantly sparing Brody from having to split a
bill with your friends having to be witnessed to someone
who's not gonna like at an Italian from festival about
you just invite him to everything and let him decide
if he wants to go. Yes, Reggie here, I really

(26:08):
wish Brody was invited to all these events scary because honestly,
we'd have more stories on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yes, and not just pickleballs at home depot and customer
service fights and the Jets game. We did go to
the Jets game. We we definitely, we definitely had a
moment on site.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
And I don't go to home depot as much as
I used to since I don't have a home.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
I spent the whole I spent the whole day with Brody.
But yes, yes, we would definitely have more than Facebook
marketplace rants and Brody customer service issues and he came
to everything. Did I talk about a lot more than that?

Speaker 25 (26:47):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I'm talking around.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
By the way, Wy'd I tell you about the the
somewhat disagreeing argument I had with a with a with
a nurse today on the phone. You tell me, you'll
tell me I'm wrong, but the slices will know I'm right.

Speaker 8 (27:01):
It's me again. You'll figure it out. So one of
the Facebook groups, a woman posted saying that she stopped
listening to Brooklyn Boys because Brody was complaining like what,
I said, Yo, that's the bit that he's doing that
on purpose. She said what Then she said, wait, so
it's not real? So I said, well, oh.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
No, no, no, it's really Wait on part.

Speaker 8 (27:26):
Three summarizing plots of movies he once saw, and you're
supposed to guess which movie it came from and let
them know, and she said, oh, I had no idea,
go back and listen again.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Okay, right, well, hopefully he's not listening to this, because
then she just heard what you know, by the way
episode one, I'm sure I complained about something.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
That's just a stick. That's me. That's what he does.
I mean, that's who I am. Man, if you listen
to this long, you didn't just notice I you know,
finally an episode three sixteen had dawned upon me, Brody,
you complain too much. I'm not listening anymore. I was
watching Seinfeld, and then by episode eight I realized that
Kramer's kind of wacky.

Speaker 17 (28:12):
Boys, it's Caitlin again from being sure.

Speaker 26 (28:14):
I've been meaning to call in about this. Something that
really grinds my gears is when people say I have
multiple different blah, you have multiple different colors.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's the Department of redundancy department. That's right, that's you're
being multiple different Oh my god.

Speaker 22 (28:34):
It grinds my gears again.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Just a small no love you guys, all the small
things they all add.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Up, are ye, Blake ready too old?

Speaker 27 (28:44):
It may seem that you are not repeating all of
the benefits of the lions main uffron.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
As you continue to forget playings.

Speaker 27 (28:54):
On m a regular basis, I am here to assure
you that does certain spike and forgetfulness is an indication
all of the properties of the main mushrooms are beginning
to absorb.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Deep into the bus of the.

Speaker 27 (29:16):
Optum pore lobe that will soon stimulate your hippocomforts, which
plays a crucial laws and processing consolidating and retributing vital
information deep within your brain.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Just think of it. It's a forest fire.

Speaker 28 (29:39):
First, the higher clowns and burns everything, and out of
the ground comes new growth. That is what's happening deep
within the carpore lobe in your brain.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
A strong stroll, do not give.

Speaker 29 (29:57):
Up, endure and you will see the full potential of
the Lion's main mushroom.

Speaker 12 (30:05):
So continue to send in your seven to nine am
not of high plus taxes, shipping and handling for your
three months high of the Lion's.

Speaker 27 (30:17):
Main mushroom, and you will see the power that will
be only for you.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
At least do it until the.

Speaker 27 (30:27):
End of this month, for I need to buy all
my little grasshoppers many many gifts.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Oh my goodness, that's the effect. A musing was a
little lot by the way. Wait, here's one more. That
way is right by the way.

Speaker 29 (30:44):
Oh, and missusco, may I suggest that please no dip
and flip at the table.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
That is no word, okay.

Speaker 11 (31:00):
In.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
But by the way, I think he's from the same
part of the world as the trucker you see, our
friend from San Diego from Yuh.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
All right, well, thank you? And oh I think he
knows the guy from Omaha too, So yeah, to update you, Yes,
I'm still taking the the the mushrooms, the Lion's made mushroom.
I moved on to Courtisceps so cordyceps the virus in
in uh, the last of us.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Scary sent me a video of a guy eating a
Lion's made mushroom chicken sandwich. Is that you, Scary that
sent it to me? But that was a slice? Did
I send it to you? You must have been attached
to it the guys. First of all, they call it
a chicken sandwich made of mushrooms. Then it's not a
chicken sandwich made of mushroom. It's a mushroom sandwich.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (31:51):
Why is there so much dead hair at the end
of this episode?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Oh, Scary fucked up? Is there really dead air? At
the end of the episode, doll scared fucked top? Really?
What episode three sixteen? I didn't know that. Wow, I
gotta check that something. What awry?

Speaker 30 (32:13):
Hey for Jamie from Queen's Again, you guys were talking
about living not pumping gas. Brody, you were so right
about me. I don't pump my own gas. But that's
because I don't need to. I don't drive. I've never
driven a car. I've never wanted to learn. I don't
intend on.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
The Oh, oh my god, Jamie, it's the great.

Speaker 30 (32:33):
So yes, I don't pump my own gas because I
have no car to put gas into.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Okay, Jamie, cars a freedom. Tell that to my car
when you want to come and go. Tell that to
my girlfriend. She doesn't drive, she has no car, never
got a line. Alien, she's not allowed drive. She's just alien.
She's just like Jamie from Queen We I mean Robin
doesn't even know how to drive a car. Nope, she
says she too. She says she's too nervous.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
She shouldn't be nervous. He's a very capable woman. She
should be She says, I'd be too nervous to drive.

Speaker 17 (33:02):
Hey, scary and Brodie. This is Maddie from Queen's Brodie.
I'm just curious who pumps your wife and your three
daughters gas. We all pump our gas, Brodie. You may
not see it, but there are plenty of us out
there that pump our own gas. We don't always rely
on a man. We can and do pump our own guess.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Hold on, I understand that I would never have said
that women don't pump their own gas.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
I said that.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
That men live for cars, and that they they're more
apt to do car things. And I know a lot
of people who don't teach their daughters how to pump gas.
But we're in Jersey. Well, you don't pump your own gas.
They pump it for you. I taught my kids had
to pump gas, so they're not a pump gas all right.
And my wife grew up in New York, so she
absoutely knows how a pump gas. Of course she doesn't
lamb from Ohio if it came out well last week,

(33:59):
did no?

Speaker 31 (34:00):
It sounded like an asshole in audio format. Oh, by
the way, you said the man squirts soaping your hands.
I've laughed so hard on that that sounds mad dirty anyway.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
It was intended to be dirty.

Speaker 11 (34:14):
I have a good day.

Speaker 31 (34:15):
Thank you Liam again, Brodie, that's your entire life existence.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
How about this move to Italy start your whole life over.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
What are talking to you?

Speaker 31 (34:27):
You're rating Spike to number one podcast and I'm pretty
sure you're not going to see an asshole every time
you step outside.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
That's the best option you got, right, What are we
talking about?

Speaker 31 (34:42):
Liam again? I'm just wondering if Daniel's son loves you
or podcast. I've never heard him put his two cents in?
Is a contract?

Speaker 8 (34:55):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Just let me know?

Speaker 32 (34:57):
All right?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, Well, Spencer actually saw him a couple of weeks
ago and he basically he's listening and his girlfriend also listens.
So his girlfriend is also a Slice.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
But he doesn't need to call and leave messages that
he's low key that way, I'd.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Like to hear from him, Spatty. If you're listening to
hear Danielle, leave me talk back, Yeah, Danielle, let us know.
Spenny's on his way back to England. He is, now,
let us know what up he is in England.

Speaker 12 (35:28):
Now.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
By the time the Slices want to hear from you.
Stephen from Rockland County scary.

Speaker 15 (35:35):
I'm very happy to see that you finally invited David
Roderi to something. You didn't invite him to paies on Palooza,
you didn't invite him to Delfrisco for the State Dinner yep.
So at least you invited him to something, even though
he's the only Jets fan that you could think of.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
And that's why you invited him.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
And I don't want to know what this man has
done to you.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (35:56):
He's a great guy. He writes great parenties, he's a
great joke. Just to finish my thought, he's a great guy.
I don't understand what your issue is with him. He's
a great friend. From what I can tell, he's a
man of the people earth. I think you owe him
a little bit of an explanation and the slices of explanation.
And as far as the daylight saving time thing goes,

(36:18):
we've got to get rid of this. It's not doing
anybody any good and it's just messing everybody's brain upend
causing him stress.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
All right, let's get rid of that. You're absolutely right,
you're saving daylight. You're not saving daylight.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
And Brody would have been my first pick no matter what.
When it comes to the Jets, and we've got to
several Mets games together, come on with a lot of
Mets games, because again he doesn't know what they're the
Mets fans. Well, that's not true. I know a lot
of Met fans I know, and I know some Jet fans.
But yes, you're right, but there are certain instances there.
I just Brody doesn't belong and believe me, I'm making
the right decision on his behalf and he doesn't.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
And I overlap for some things. But the event diagram,
the outside part of the ven diagram, like the things
I do. That's like Sky wouldn't go to pickle ball. No,
they wouldn't go to like sci fi, I wouldn't go
six Scar is a new Marvel movie. I'll come with me.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
I'm saying it wouldn't go to a Marble Parties involved
a lot of grief by locificladies. Involved not inviting Brody
to ser Now you make it sell like yellow. People
be bothered by my appearance. They love me. That's what
they tell you to your face.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

Speaker 22 (37:25):
We will be right.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Back, Oh man. We have a lot of these today
we have a lot. I'm actually impressed the slices came correct.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
They did the homework. They really They only got one
singing jingle so far.

Speaker 33 (37:39):
Hello Brooklyn Boys. It's Jennifer from Pompano Beach, Florida. Just
wanted to answer some homework assignments. Number one, I do
have two O'Reilly auto parts in my area, brick and
mortar stores. It's actually pretty big stores. And number two,
I am about four foot eleven and about one hundre

(38:00):
and fifteen pounds forty four years old, and I know
how to change my tire. I can also change my
oil and my air filters. I also have changed a
nineteen seventy eight carburetor on a Camaro from a two
barrel to a flour barrel when I was younger. So
I'd like to think I know a lot. Sometimes I

(38:20):
just can't get the look.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
He's mass too.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
She's Marissa Toomee from uh my cousin Vinnie, my cousin
NNI's you knows everything.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
That's great. I love it. Yeah, scary, can't change a tire.
A little spitfire there. I like that.

Speaker 25 (38:34):
Hey, Brooklyn Boys is caring a hotel for pa going
off of what you guys are talking about with the
weight and measured person, and actually a little bit deeper
than that. I'm a fuel hauler, so I hauled gas fees,
all kind of stuff like that. And the weight to
measure people they actually come to the terminals where we
get our gas well patrolling prongs from, and they have

(38:55):
to calibrate all those things to make sure that the
terminals are giving the proper amount.

Speaker 11 (39:00):
Uh.

Speaker 25 (39:01):
Part two come up right after that. Part two right here.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
So the way to measure.

Speaker 25 (39:06):
People also go to gas stations and verify that whatever
producty you're getting the dollar amount to gallons per dollar
is dead on balls accurate really, and if it's not,
the gas station has to shut down until that is rectified.
Otherwise they are legally not allowed to sell gas.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
How do you guys take care? I didn't know that,
all right.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Yeah, the ways that measures people are very important. However,
they can't pull me over and give me a ticket.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Yeah, even though they look like a police car, they
look like a police car.

Speaker 22 (39:40):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, m jacom men jam doing my walk
ping as usual, just se lifetime. Thank you again, Donnie.
I did mention him before, but I guess I think
my thing was empty the file. So, like I said,
I don't know if he's getting I know you do
get it, but then sometimes you need not get it.
All right, I'm just hoping everybody just calms the hussing.

(40:03):
I know I was doing the same thing. All those
people deserve it. Fucking me again. Yeah, because we're kind
of with you guys, especially the Kelly fuck the pickleboard
pickleball bitches. I thought it was in the building too,
Like Scary Shid, I thought the same thing.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
So that's good.

Speaker 22 (40:21):
You're not going to run into them. You gotta do
something with that Kelly person. I agree with have the
dog shit on, hold on, but she's got a camera
and then she'll get in trouble for the But anyway,
thanks for all the laughter. You guys. Make me pay
the slices, make me Paich Cowboy truck, I love him.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
It's me again.

Speaker 22 (40:38):
I'm playing it anyway. Welcome new people, Alabama Girl and
anyone else that's new displace time.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Welcome.

Speaker 22 (40:45):
We're not going to get mad at you guys. I
know people still have fights with Reggie and Jet Dez
and Jamie. Jamie's so sweet. Everybody is good. I'm glad
that you have this cowboy trucker cracks me up. One
velde everyone I'm going to times in this house.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
She's like a Walmart greeter. If we could provide a
light and a laugh, well, we hope things get better
for we m Jael, and we can provide those things,
then we've done our job.

Speaker 24 (41:15):
Thank you, Rody and scary license plate conversation. In the
great State of Iowa, we have what's called a blackout plate.
It's just a black plate, white lettering. Why do we
have some one of those things? Well, islands where we
have a choice of over like fifty varieties of plates
to choose from universities and all that stuff. And Dort

(41:37):
College d u r DT was a black plate with
white lettering, and people like that blackout.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Let's continue this on part two.

Speaker 24 (41:47):
So they were taking that Dort College plate and getting
a bracket and putting it around it and.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Covering up Dort College.

Speaker 24 (41:55):
Well, that's illegal to cover those things up.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
So the state up I always said.

Speaker 24 (41:59):
You know what, you on a blackout plate, We're gonna
get you a blackout plate. So now we could do
a blackout plate. Uh, you could look it up. I
don't know if that were the first ones to ever
do it. Don't tweet me, uh but uh.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Don't tweet them.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Uh your congressman, get your blackout.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Plate all right night blackout plates. Okay, I'm looking at
it right now. I googled it. Yeah, I gotta get
one of these. Actually, my black dogs. Charge of this
would look awesome. Wow, black on black I love it.
Hey Book, give me a heart attack. I saw this.

Speaker 34 (42:30):
Bernie is scary again. Anyways, this is your yearly talk
back where Humad says.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Nope, fuck them.

Speaker 34 (42:39):
You're going to change hours twice a year. Don't care anywhere.
These tucking people can't get their ship together and agreed
on something, let alone our daily savings time. So fuck them,
Hey Book and boy Bob on this. I saw this,
Bridie and scary, So brody, me said, seventy five now

(43:04):
three hundred are we're gonna get her? Watch you play
in a tournament and you're signing up for a can
we go cheer you?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Brody?

Speaker 34 (43:11):
Rody, Brody, let me know, bro it would be fun
to watch play one of this out Hey Brooke on
this and so it's brody and scared. So it's scary question.

Speaker 32 (43:24):
Uh.

Speaker 34 (43:25):
There's this new social app out there. I know you
haven't gotten your name on it. Blue just checked, So
are you gonna go check it?

Speaker 29 (43:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 34 (43:35):
Uh huh and then awkwardly post about it. Huh huh.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Let me know the app.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
His name is Blue Sky. That is this. By the way, Brody,
are you over a year ago? Would you have the
slices come to one of your matches? Would you indvices?
Absolutely not? Okay, there goes only because they'd be bullying
and people going, that's pickleball Patty, that's pickleball Tracy. There's
resting bitch face right, you'll get proty in trouble. Yeah,
this statue, Steve. Yeah. And as far as the app,

(44:05):
blue Sky, uh signed up checked it out. I don't
like it. So you had your name right, I got
my name. Uh, it's gonna go. It's gonna do. It's
gonna go the way the threads. People are gonna care
about it for two minutes. Oh I know about that
first and wins the immutable laws of marketing. Twitter wins
in that category. Yeah, but you're gonna have a second choice.

(44:26):
You can't have a third. That's why Master Don and
tribal didn't work. This guy came out a year ago.
I'll tell you why Blue Sky was smart. They did
what Gmail did. Remember when Gmail first came out, you
couldn't get it. You gotta get an invitation from people
like I gotta get I got. You went crazy. You
were dying for Jim, But I wasn't dying for Blue Sky.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
I know, but that they did the same marketing where
you had to get an invitation. People are to send
me a code. Send me a code blue Sky in
case you don't know, it's for people that hate Twitter
and hate Elon Musk right now and they needed something else.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
I love Elon, so I'm not I'm not going anywhere.
I'm staying with Twitter. Twitter is the original, It's the og.
It's where seventeen thousand times more people than Blue Sky
and Threads and all these other ones put together on terrible.
But they're all awful.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
But blue Sky is at least has a better layout
and more functionality than Threads, Threads and shit.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
I don't know. I just I don't have time in
my life for another social I barely have. I'm trying
to I'm trying to be better on TikTok, which is
where I really should be focusing my energies because that's
where everybody is. But I can't. I can't. It's like
Instagram and then sometimes Twitter and a little bit of
time Facebook, but that's it. I don't have I don't

(45:37):
have the bandwidth or the capacity to look look at
all these other ones. Be real? What happened to that one?
Be real is sitting there and I don't even go
near it. I just don't have the time. But that
that was a fad, like film yourself right now, it's
gonna be theg Is that the one you to film
myself right now? Yes? And the same thing with the
same thing for Facebook, I mean Facebook. For me, I'm

(45:59):
barely on there. I barely. I'm awful. I'm I'm I
don't keep up to date with anything except Instagram and
trying to do better on TikTok. Otherwise you barely catch me,
you know, even on Twitter. I've kind of faded outside anyway. Whatever, No,
none of that for me, All of it, well, I
don't know. I don't have a job, so I have time.

Speaker 35 (46:19):
Bring it on, boys, is Tee White. It's going to
be a multi parter about picking teams in sports. So
I am pretty good at basketball, but when you step
on a court and you see me, you know, I'm
a tall black guy, I look like I'm good at basketball.
I know, whatever, stereotypes whatever, it's relevant. So we had
a three on three tournament. I had two friends from
the city I grew up with who we played basketball together.
So we're like, oh, we'll sign up together. But one

(46:40):
of my friends had a class, so he's like, I'll
come late, but grab somebody and then I'll join in
once I get back from class. So we're signing up
and a kid comes up who who's a short, skinny
Asian kid. Again relevant, not who you would typically say, Oh,
this guy's great at basketball. So he comes up and
he's like, yeah, you guys have two I've been trying

(47:01):
to get on a team. No one will add me
to their team. Can I play with you guys? So
I'm like, yeah, sure, we got a friend who's gonna come,
so you might have to leave our team once he
comes back. So he's like, all right, yeah, that's fine.
I just want to play a couple of games and
nobody would add me to the team. So I asked him,
like all right, cool, are you good? And his response was,
I mean I know the rules of basketball, So I'm like,

(47:23):
a fuck, we're screwed. We start playing and this guy
is like fucking Kyrie Irving. This dude is great. He
could shoot, he could ribble, he can pass like he's
just really good. So we ended up keeping him on
our team and not adding my friend back. So basically,
he was the epitome of underpromise and overdelivered because he
was really great and did not look like somebody who

(47:43):
would have been as good as.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
He planned that I know the rules of basketball, but
uh yeah, let me fucking slim dunk on all you. Yeah.
Oh I don't. I really don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
If I should, but ill, okay from downtown this this
thing goes in that thing.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Let me try my hand at this. All of a sudden,
the Globe Trotter's music, Sweet Georgia Brown's playing. That's great.
I love that unexpected, unexpected.

Speaker 36 (48:09):
Bronx from the Vinnie Steve.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Heyah, this is so weird.

Speaker 36 (48:13):
I remember a conversation from the Big Show that must
have been twenty years ago. You were all talking about
the dipping flip. Then Carolina Bermude said you can do
it if you strategically place your fingers so you don't
dip where you touch. And John Bell said no, because
as soon as you bite it, the term start running
a mile minute to.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
The other side.

Speaker 36 (48:30):
So they sliced from the last slice time. I guess
is upset because he's been hearing about it for twenty years.
I guess it's been.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
I don't remember that conversation, but you do. That's great,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Well, it couldn't have been twenty years ago because Carolina
didn't start on the show.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
To flee right romantic time ago. Listen, I gotta be
honest with you. If you listened to the morning show
from correct everybody, I love No, No, I'm not correcting.
I listen to me.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
If you listen to any morning show for a long
period of time, topics come back.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, we recycle. We're good before God,
we are good humans on this PA. That's really good.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
You have to assume that the majority of audience didn't
hear it, doesn't remember it.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Second of all, most of the time a good morning
show won't remember what they talked about twenty years earlier exactly.
So I'm glad you did that's very impressive. Who do
you got here? Coming up here? Bround noise?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
There's the old cowboy trucker here.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
One more comments three barbrino hell a brilliant hold out
there him round?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Why could in those didn't know how to change this
prayer tire?

Speaker 6 (49:43):
I believe that when his pop's Anthony, thank you for
your service.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
By the way, mister Anthony, he.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Would try and show him.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
He was probably too busy going to Bruan eating his
eggs bend and and sucking on his melon slash over there.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
You don't do it.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
You should check whether your local Firestoner or good Year
Auto center.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Sometimes they have ladies clinics or they show the ladies
how to change her. You don't check their all and
their air pressure and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Maybe you can talk to the manager over there and
having you can sit in doing on clinic you don't know,
you can find it, learn out, change the spare tire,
check your old or something like that. That way you
don't get stuck on the side of the road road
you know what, late than that and somebody might violate.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
You or something. You know, bro, All right, guys, that's
all I got for this weekend.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
Know, it ain't really much that much I can talk about,
but I'll see you next time.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
All right, guys, take it, idiot, have a have a great,
great week.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Couldn't you have waited to finish your lunch before you
send those? He's like the podcast that ate Pizza on
the on the podcast and age seventy seven said, we
were terrible. That's right, so we can't criticize. I just
it's funny licking his fingers. What was what was for lunch? Anyway?

Speaker 25 (51:09):
Good?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
After the.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Alter from alter ego, Good afternoon.

Speaker 32 (51:16):
This is ship from Omaha, and it's always going to
be brody with scary.

Speaker 22 (51:22):
You know.

Speaker 37 (51:22):
The one song or with the one jingle that always
tends to stick to my mind and I find myself
singing throughout the day and sometimes even when I'm sleeping,
is the one that goes when you have not your heartburning, digestion,
upset stomach DIARYA.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Yes, that's the one there.

Speaker 32 (51:44):
It just sticks, yes, sticks with me, sticks to my mind,
you know, especially the ending part, the one that goes diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I wonder how many people.

Speaker 32 (51:53):
They had to audition to get the diarrhea part.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Right, you know, and how many takes they had to do.
I can just picture the guy with the big earphones
and the the the the.

Speaker 32 (52:05):
Filter on the microphone at the studio and he's got
his hand on his ear and he's going diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Oh my god, I just keep on saying that diarrhea.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Could you give it on? Could you give us one
more time? Let's hear the diarrhea part one more time? Okay,
thank you? Diarrhea? Uh no, give us a little bit,
a little bit, a little lower DIARYA.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
That was better?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
What was going on here? I see my effects. I'm
starting to use my board a little bit more. What
was that? Is it a high pass filter? Yeah? Instantly
put that on there? All right? Uh wow, we still
got some more left for this.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
You gotta put that filter on a go almost Terrian
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
That is how the white over person says that they
used to say it that way. They don't anymore. No, no, no, okay,
hey guys.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Me getting the old cowboy trucker walmore. We come on
here back on ver No my my homework film.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
By the way, it's an hour later he's still eating
you know what?

Speaker 6 (53:21):
You know that commercial? That brilliant boy. I'm tired of it.
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
I hate that god damn commercial.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
The one though for the gotten, amn ol zempic, whatever
the hell that is for.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Yep, oh oh oh ozambic, I lost weight. What's the
name of the song? It's magic? Oh oh, it's magic,
you know, never believe it's not?

Speaker 7 (53:50):
So?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Is you gonna sing it for us?

Speaker 11 (53:52):
You know? What?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
You to hear? What I'd like to hear?

Speaker 5 (53:55):
The oh Zempa commercial mixed with oh oh oh Riley's
Auto Parts.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
By way, did you watch SNL this week? It's on
DVR now. I didn't know. Okay, so slices.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
They did a sketch at the end of the show
towards the end where these people were taking acting classes
and how to act in a commercial, and one of
the lessons in this skit was how to sing the
ol'reilly jingle.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Oh that's hysterical. Yes, we were just talking about it.
That's so funny.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
He got there, I'm not looking a little fat girl
on there, chubby, you know, and she comes out with him.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I've got two diabetes and I managed it well. And
then I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
It goes on and on and on, and then the
commercial goes on and she starts doing the mat and
then everybody's dancing, and that is a fucking paint in there.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I hate that goddamn commercial. Whoa, I hate it. I
hate that goddamn comerker. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
I hate it because she says she manages her diabetes. Well,
it's a little pill with a big story to tell.
Pills don't tell stories. You couldn't go up with a
better rhyme that.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I hate that.

Speaker 38 (55:01):
Yeah, I heard, time it comes, all right, I try
to turn off the TV, but by the time you
know how, I get to the button, the girl's already
doing the mashed potato ball.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Well, anyway, that's about two cents worth. That's my homework.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Hopefully I can get a good grade there, mister Brody,
all right, scooty take it.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Anybody, don't be.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Uh, don't be uh dipping and flipping.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
That's that's sturdy man. No, no dipping flip. I'm against
the dipping flip.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
All right, you get an a minus thanks, by the way.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Kind of ironic that the woman in that commercials doing
the mashed potato dance, right, yep, I'm.

Speaker 39 (55:38):
Not against the dipping flip because, like Brody, right, yours
nasty little fingers were already on the other side of
that pretzel or chip or whatever, and we don't know
what the hell you've been scratching with that damn finger.
Maybe you were pulling out to your damn tuckle from
your uh, your pants, you know, from your butt cheeks

(55:58):
or something, you know.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
And then you flip around and you live. No one, okay,
thank you, no good, no wind.

Speaker 11 (56:04):
No.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Okay, tell us how you really feel? All right? Continuing
a long area.

Speaker 11 (56:12):
And brody, brody and scary scarady? What's going on on?
B boys? You know who this is?

Speaker 4 (56:18):
No?

Speaker 11 (56:18):
And then you don't live anyways. I have a question
for both you, fine gentlemen, since you're both in your
Quinn qu engineer in years, what likely advice would you
give to your twenty and thirty year old selves if
you had the chance. Keep up the great work, boys,
slice for life.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
A man that's a deep one. Save more money, Yeah, yeah,
I would. Mine would be don't invest in restaurants, buy property.
I gave you that advice. You didn't listen by real estate,
go invest in real estate. Should have bought a house.
We made a call.

Speaker 40 (56:54):
Handa from n See. I work at a grocery store.
The roundup is a scam. The company already donated the
money to the charity, and they're just asking you to
donate to recoup what they already donated. So your money
does technically go to that charity charity, it's just going
to the.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Really, I don't know if that's it. I think that's
a case by case base.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
I've got to say that's a blanket statement. Huh. I mean,
I feel like every organization is different.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
But my problem is those companies that say we'll match
you dollar for dollar up to a million dollars.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Right, just give the million, leave me alone. Just give
the million, your master card, give the million. Here's somebody
commenting on the off air show episode one, awkward Bachelor
parties with strippers. Oh wow, we get credit for that.
That's fine, we do so.

Speaker 8 (57:44):
Reggie here, scary. You're someone who is very well traveled.
You know every restaurant, you know every hideout. Where do
you think the best place to get erotic cakes are?
Because as someone who buys a lot of them, I
want to be repper ented on the cake as a
realistic person, not a model. So where do you get yours?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
I like how Reggie interrupted that old episode of the
off air show to just have that random thought and
ask that question cake. Was it an erotic cake? I
think she wants an erotic cake? Right?

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Don't you want a barata cake like a cheesecake erotic?

Speaker 4 (58:23):
I don't know. I mean you could just like google it. No,
I mean, oh, there is a wonderful company. Oh, they
do cookies. They're more like the cookie pies, like the
chocolate chip cookie pie. What kind of pie? Are we
talking about a chocolate chip cookie pie?

Speaker 11 (58:38):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (58:38):
Okay it.

Speaker 26 (58:41):
No?

Speaker 4 (58:42):
I uh, you want a pie? Would face? How would
you say? She wants the ones with? She wants the
ones with like actual like a pen of shape cake, yeah,
peanut like like actual sculptures of things. I don't know.
I feel like for the right price. If it that's
a new TV show, we should do? Is it cock? Hih?
And then just took a knife to it and blood

(59:02):
comes out. It's cocked. I don't have to get back
to it. I have to get back to you on
that one.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is missus Lebov calling again from
Milwaukee Hawk because I actually used to work at a
very famous gas station here in the Midwest for about
cold years, and I would say about seventy five eighty
percent of the people that came in were men. I
don't know if it's just kind of like a dirty
boy thing to pump gas, but I know usually it

(59:28):
was the men that would always come in.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Yeah, because of the name Come and Go. That was
the name of it. She didn't say I said it
was the name. She thought it definitely was, or unless
it was sheets or BUCkies. I don't know anyway.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
All right, I will say I did work there for
a very long time, and I clearly ever pumped my
own gas. I will say I would just wait for
my husband to take the car then exampilate with me.
I got crapped for it every single time.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
But I don't know.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
It just wasn't my thing.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Okay, Well from one more from her and that's the
last one.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
Also, not that it matters, but my name isn't really
miss said Lablah. I'm just wildly obsessed with that man,
are you really?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Oh, she's in.

Speaker 41 (01:00:05):
She likes to shia all right, all right, the bof
all right, Shia Labief, we have labouf RB's we have
thank you for your submissions, and you're.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Oh, you gotta say, what's the last one and your emissions.
You gotta like say, now, the last one, the final one.
I said it. I said it was the last one.
I said it. All right, Okay, we'll see you soon.
I'm the Brooking Boys, and I'll tell you what happened
to the Jets game. Oh yeah, other than the fact
that they.

Speaker 42 (01:00:37):
Lost reactions, This podcast all depends on you, baby

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