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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You guys know that. But now now the carpet matches
the drakes, as they say, I've got uh yeah, I
did a little did a little clean up action on
the hair. And I've been thinking about doing this now
for like the last six months. It's been a real
real talk that I've had. And over the weekend I
came to the realization of the epiphany that now is
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the time to do the mullets.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't want to get super personal with you, but
when you said the curtains match the drapes, does.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That mean you have a dullet? Yeah, I do not.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You know, that's a that's an interesting thing to try.
I don't know how I built out that.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't know where. I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Ye, I mean, I probably probably the wrong choice of words.
Maybe I should have said, like now now the welcome
Matt matches the rug.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Like Brandy Bellman and the d V morning commenter on
the show last well a couple of weeks ago there,
and he does have the full on like it's an
impressive mullet that's going on. I'm like, I want to
give my kids mullets. They're not they're not.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I want them to have one just once in their
life and they're both resistant to it.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I've seen so many parents give their kids mullets without
their consent, So that's a whole other discussions.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Awesome waterfall, but I mean just an understated one, like
a kind of like a euro trash mullet, you know
what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Soccer midfielder. I have the most amazing mullet. One time,
and I was like twenty four, my brother was getting
married and my hair I had let it grow since
I got fired from KPMG. So from the time I
was twenty two to twenty four, two years it was
really long. And my mom and you know, my soon
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to be sister in law were like, will you please,
like just get it cleaned up at least a little bit.
And I'm like, okay, I'll get it like shaped up
a little bit. And I went to one of those
discount barbers where like the students cut your hair, and
I didn't know. I thought bangs meant the front of
your hair. I thought those were always bangs, like whatever
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is in the front of your hair. I thought that
was it is bangs. Yeah, And so I was like,
describe me. I'm like, now I was trying to tell
her to like kind of layer it back, but I
said bangs, and she heard the word bangs, and so
she turned it into a mullet, and I like with
the first like and I saw it and I was like,
what are you doing? And she's like you said, and
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then she's all nervous because she's a student and everything.
I got a mangled haircut and it got turned into
this huge mullet. And then I'm like, I'm keeping it
for the wedding and my brother is like, you can't, dude,
you can't. I'm like, oh no, I'm gonna have the
tucks on and I'm going full mullet. And I had
this mullet. By the way, I wasn't like all excited
about it. It was devastating because there wasn't this celebration,
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ironic celebration of the mullet at the time. I was
gonna say, where in the zeitgeist was the mullet had
Billy Ray Cyrus broke? Was it before that? A mean
it was still considered to be like, uh, there was
nothing ironically funny about it. It was a indication of
a whole lot of things about you. It was an
identifier now I feel like it could be like you
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could be like a hipster. Yes, you know, you could
be a complete country like you know, overalls and Carhart
kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
As a man, though you're not equipped to tell a
barber what kind of haircut you want until you're like
thirty five.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, you don't know what layering is. No, I didn't,
not like nobody knows that. It was really on me.
But at any rate, I ended up with this glorious moment.
And so every picture from this wedding it's me with
I mean, the back was like at my shoulders and
the front is like just above my eyebrow. What's the
tucks you're wearing in this well, it's like ruffles on
the top, nothing like that. No, it was a standard
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nice then of talk tucks. Yeah, I was far from
My brother played at West Virginia, so it was all
football players and wrestlers, so I was I was far
from being the biggest. Everybody has dips and yeah it
was problem No that that wedding was they should make
a movie out of that wedding because her family was
very it was like the it was like the trope
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of like we're at our country club. And we behave
any all these West Virginia athletes there who were like
pounding on their table and like taunting the other tables.
So maybe like Table nine sucks because they knew all
to do. And then like they just created a spectacle
and there was beer on the floor and they were
doing beer slides. And then there was h have you
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ever done body surfing? Where one person lays on the
ground and then they shake like this, and you take
your shoes off and you try to like surf their back.
While you're doing that, they spas and you can't do it.
Something happens and you just fly off of them person.
That sounds fun. They were doing that and flying up
in the air like way higher than you thought would
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be possible, just from that act. And it was like
my sister and last family was absent, absolutely disgusted. What
was your assistant?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Because a bride, well, that behavior is going on at
her wedding could be turned into a murderous rage.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Is she cool with?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
She was mad? She was furious.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
And my other brother Gary and I ended up when
they did the dance where like the wedding party, we
were we were we were fun guys. That day and
uh so we we were like like started dancing with
each other and being clowns and everything, and it was
really sort of an indication of everything that was about
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to go wrong. I'll just leave it at this. Like
some wrestlers stole their limou and so they didn't have
a ride to their like honeymoon suite. Her father called
the cops on us. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Wedding.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, it was I've never seen the video of it.
And we had this like party room at the hotel.
We all had to stay at like one of those
Econo lodges. This is like between Cleveland and Detroit, and
uh we were at like one of those econolages have
this party room for us. And the manager of this
place I had said to her as we were rolling
in from this wedding, and it was like clearly like
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I mean it was like a problem. Yeah we are
we are a loud, boisterous group. And I said, hey,
if you got any issues, come find me and I'll
take care of it because there's a lot of rowdy
people here. And so they all met us congregat in
this room and the party was I mean, it was.
It was crazy because my mom has a huge Irish
family and my dad's family is doing did she have
the sniper rifle trained on you? People walked in with
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Dark State cops. She said, you said I could come
to you if there's a problem. There's a problem. And
then these cops came to the room and I was like,
you know, do the whistle, you know, everybody calm back
for a second. And then it's like instinctually, a bunch
of these dudes from West Virginia just go flying out
of the room. Cops there, It's gone into the hills
and dale. She's like, you said this was just gonna
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be family. And my mom is sitting there like in
a moomo, you know, because she had gone to her
room and gotten comfortable and she's with her sisters and
brothers and they're having their Manhattan's at this point in
the night, and and she said, but this is our family.
And the entire place went and we were like, oh,
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this is so. The cops were like, okay.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Them up, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
So they yes, So they moved us to another part
of the hotel that had been shut down for the season.
We call this the Asbestos Suite. It's exactly where we
put us and we were in there's like cobwebs and
stuff and it was it was pop, whoa dude it was.
And so we pulled all these coolers down the hallway
and it was like a circus. Was like a Scooby
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Doo episode. There's like portraits with eyes moving watching you
going down the abandoned wing. It was like that. And
I mean, so many funny things happened that day. I mean,
but it was we were late for the wedding. We
were late for the wedding, and like, I don't remember why.
It wasn't my fault. I know that, and I think
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my brother is my brother screwed up. And we were
like minutes late to show up with the grooms. The
grooms and we like got there and we're like, we
gotta go to the bathroom. We were chucking beers or whatever.
We run in there and her dad's there and he
just starts yelling at my brother's best man, who's like,
you know, our dear friend, Paul. He's like a brother
to us, and he's being he's getting yelled at.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
He screams at the.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Father of the Bridy goes, hey, man, shut you up. Mom,
I'm trying to take a league. We didn't do anything wrong,
you know, go ask your son in law. He was right,
this is getting off to a bad start. I like
put my arm out to go down the aisle with
the bridal party member and she goes, for the love
of God, please don't do anything stupid. It was like challenge,
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except this pretty single part of it felt like an
eighties movie of a disastrous wedding, and it was so fun.
I cannot tell you for you, for us, so for
people in attendance, probably maybe not some, but they were
like the No, they hated us. Yes, they thought we
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were fine. They hated us for years and then came
around many years later. I feel like just.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
A wedding day is so tense to begin with that
you're kind of like any little thing that goes wrong
sets everybody up.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
He encouraged it. This was very much an extension of
his personality, and so we felt like we were living
up to our end. Is this just like some kind
of manifestation of cold feet, Like he just outsources the
bad behavior to you and it's just like, hey, wreck
this thing for me.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I don't think so. I think that he resented possibly
deep down the fact that they were trying to make
it into a stuffy thing. And we're not stuffy people.
And so when you put us in the stare me yeah,
and you put us in the stuffy place, and you know,
you know, her dad had like a special bottle of
booze at the bar that he drank from that he
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wouldn't let anybody else drink from him. And my uncle
just a target. And my uncle tom saw him do that.
My uncle Tommy was you know, he's one of those buttes.
And he was like, he said to the guy, he
saw it happen, and he says to the barton, hey,
and he gives him like fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
He goes, give me that thing.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Took the bottle, just poured it out to everybody.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Here you go, here, you go, here, you go.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Like because he thought it was just such a bad
movie and it was. She's a bad move. What a
way to say. We're family now, yeah saying.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
This is my Boostope, we rule you so I mean
better than me, I mean we like along with I
want to point out a good number of West Virginia
athletes combined with our family.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
See you brought muscle in so you people could behave
horribly that this is the worst thing. It was disastrous,
but hilarious to this day. None of us have seen
the video and there's a wedding video, so wow, and
we're not well you think it will stir up some
old ghosts. Her mom had like a panic attack and
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couldn't go to the brunch the next day. She like couldn't,
like you know, it was just one of those things
where but it started off bad because at the rehearsal dinner,
my mom paid for it, and my mom, my mom
had to work really hard to make ends meet, and
so her my mom and dad worked out, I'm paying
for this shoe, paying for that, you know whatever, and
she paid for this rehearsal dinner, and her dad got
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up and gave this big speech and didn't thank my
mom and didn't bring it up now, you know.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
So isn't it funny how those little, maybe even accidental
slights can can tornado into a bus full of wrestlers
and football players.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
No, I know, And I want to point out this
was thirty five years like all those wounds have healed.
It was hilarious at the time to us, but man,
the damage control that had to happen. And then my
next brother's wedding was just as fun, but her family
kind of got into we kind of pulled them into it. Cool. Yeah,
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well they they were kind of dorky, but then they
were like an Indian family that we did three phases
of the Five Days of the Indian Wedding, and we
were like, well, be like, you know, white trashy like us,
and they were way into it. And so we all
had like the Indian garbond and we were drinking Budweiser
out of cases of beer, you know what I mean.
So please don't use Ganessha's trunk as a beer bong. Okay,
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pft comment are joining us right now from Barstool Sports,
brought to you by Yngling. Did you have any or
have you ever been to a wedding that would be
considered like, oh, this is a disaster.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I wouldn't say like a disaster wedding necessarily. I was
at a wedding one time that seemed like it was
kind of a I don't want to say, I don't
want to say shotgun, but let's say like a paintball
gun wedding where the dad got up and just completely
roasted his own son in like a mean, I'm not
happy with you kind of way. You were a mistake
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saying those kind of things with the toast, and everybody
was just sitting kind of like nodding like he did.
He clearly did not really he was not in love
with concept of his son getting married at the age
of nineteen. But that's also he was a big University
of Texas fan. And again, the wedding was happening during
the Texas Texas The Michael Crabtree game is what I
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was getting. Yeah, it was that game. He might have
been upset about the result of that and then he
took it out of his own son. But yeah, anything
that you say at a wedding if you're if you're
in charge of giving a toast, I don't like to
give out a lot of advice, but my advice is
just straight up like just like, make a couple of jokes,
thank the bride, thank the bride's family, and keep a movie.
Because anything you say on that microphone during a wedding night,
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that is going to be how everybody from that family
remembers you for the rest of your life, no matter what.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Ten ten sentence toasts no more than that, get it
in and ten sentences, make a joke that isn't edgy,
and get out of there alive.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
People think that it's it's their times either like try
out or comedy chops and do what they got, or
it's like their time to make their point. It's like,
this is my moment, and I have the opportunity with
a captive audience to tell some hard truths, to power
up there, and it just makes it really uncomfortable for
everybody in the room.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Who do you think or how do you think the
maid of honor speech will go when Bill Belichick marries
Jordan Hudson.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I mean, I would love to be. I think I'm
maybe on the short list for the invite for that wedding.
I think, I think means that might technically be two
of Jordan's biggest supporters in the entire world. So I
can't imagine that she's got a full lit She might
invite her entire cheerleading team to the wedding to be
in the wedding party. That would be I hope that
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they wear their uniforms because it looks like they were
all dressed up for a big night out last night.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
But but hold on. Let's not gloss over that she
is a member of an adult co ed cheerleading team. Yep,
I have never even heard of that.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So I've heard of cheerleading competitions, you know, where you're
not cheering for a sport, but they get all the
teams from like the high school or from the college
and they compete. They do the tumbling, the tosses, all
that stuff. I've seen those before. I understand those because technically, yes,
they are cheering for teams as their main job, and
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this is the competition for that. With this, it's like,
I don't know how you can be a cheerleading team
if there's no cheer to lead. Does that make sense?
Like they don't they don't actually cheerlead, They just they
just jump.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Belichick's probably, you know, got her choreographers here, and they're
gonna come out there and be like, give me a
pre pre give me enough, I see.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I think the pre nup thing is any I think
she is on salary, you know it's already determined.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, probably, I think they listen. Bill's just having a
great time. I've never been more certain of anything in
my entire life. Blast at that competition last night, well,
I'm saying he's hill. Bill is he's taking care of
off the field. Let's put it that way. That's the
only explanation for why he why he would be in
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a situation like this. I think that Bill is just like,
this is his retirement. This is the ultimate retirement for
Bill Belichick. He was never going to quit coaching football ever,
he was going to be a lifetime coach. His retirement
is just no longer coaching in the NFL. He coaches
a college team. He doesn't really care that much about it.
He technically still does go into work and wears a
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whistle every day. And then he's got like a twenty
four year old girlfriend. This is this is still riding
off Tom set.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, I guess you have a point, you know, I
know you were impressed with Darnell Washington's performance with the
Steelers this past week. I mean, this was kind of
like We've been waiting for this game for the rest
of the country to see what a behemoth he is.
And he erupted sixty seven yards and receiving while just
just slopping off defenders as if they were like little
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gritters out there.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
You know.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Pop Warner came but the story of that game ended
up being the spit, the Jamar Chase and Jalen Ramsey spit.
What is your spit take?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Okay, so my spit take is. And first of all,
with Darnell, I've been a support of Darnell's since back
in Georgia when he was on that team with Brock
Bowers and it was like, why is everybody talking about
brock Bowers all the time when they have this guy
that makes him look like a child right, that plays
tight end as well. I love Darnell. I hope they
give him the ball more. He's so much fun to watch.
But with a spit I just heard that that they
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appeal the suspension. Jamar Chase appealed to Jordy Nelson and.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Said, hey, honorable Jordy Nelson.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Judge Nelson, and Judge Nelson waded in and he said,
he said, no, you have to serve your suspension. And
Jamar's excuse was like, if I wanted to hit him
in the face, I would have hit him in the
face with my spit, not in the chest. So he
was saying it could not have been me. I'm way
more accurate when I try to sit on the guy,
I always hate it. So I think Jimar Case is
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embarrassed that he didn't hit his face. I think he's
more embarrassed that the spit hit Ramsey's chest than it
is that he's spit in the first place. You can't
spit on a football field. You just can't do it.
And Ramsey I liked what he said because it's real emotion,
and he was like, at that point, I'm not thinking
about the game anymore. I'm just reacting. And if I
get spin on, I'm going to fight you. I'm gonna
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put hands on you. And I think a lot of
us out there say that we would do that, Like
I will gladly say that if somebody spits on me,
I will immediately punch them in the face and engage
in physical combat. But then when the rubber hits the road,
that's not always the case for everybody. And Jalen Ramsey
I think he's I think that's a good quality that
you want in a defensive back, that they're ready to
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drop the gloves at the moment's notice if they get
spined on. He can't spin on somebody. It's just gross.
It's like, it's the grossest thing that you could do
on a football field, I think, And like we joke
about the bottom of the pile, like, yeah, there's you
don't want to where the hands go the bottom of
the pile, and everybody like kind of laughs and that's okay.
But then when he spin on somebody, it's like, okay,
it's gotak.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Who was the guy that was the grundle graber? Remember
there was a guy that was like every time there
was a bottom of the pile that he would just grab,
he'd go for the grundle.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Christian Wilkins. That's it right, raid, Yeah he got He
got to let go from the team, uh for a
very mysterious reason this summer. But there were allegations that
maybe he was he was doing some uh let's call
it horse play. I think it's the most TV that
I could make it. He was engaged in nude horse play,
allegedly in the locker room.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
In his defense, aren't all horses nude?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That's a great well at the saddle, they wear the
saddle sometimes.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Sure the.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Honestly, the Raiders could use a guy like that on
defensive I don't know if you've watched the Raiders play
much recently, but They need a guy that nobody's doing
anything at the bottom of any of their piles. They
need a guy that's not afraid to give his wrist turty.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Well, let me ask you this at switching to college.
I know you're upset about what's happening to James Madison.
Do you, legitimately, outside of a comedic Jake, think that
they are getting hosed here?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I actually do because I've watched every game of THEIRS
this season. I've watched a lot of the American Conference.
I know that the James Madison schedule is not looking
good on paper right now. They schedule those games a
long time ago, and the conference that they play in
is having it down yere And that's not jame U's fault.
But what I have seen from JMU as a team
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that is legitimately great on defense. They are an incredible
defensive team. They played awesome against Louisville as well. Louisville
had I think two explosive players that were kind of flukish,
and that's how they got a lot of the points.
JMU was also limited on the offense that game because
we had a quarterback that was coming back from that
was his second game back from an ACL injury that
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he suffered like eight months beforehand, so he couldn't move
and he couldn't run. And then as the season goes on,
he's become a dynamic runner and he's getting healthier and
the offense is matching the defense. Now, I think if
you watch JAMU football, you will walk away from that
game being like, that is a very very good college
football team. And what can they compete against Georgia or
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against Texas Tech or whoever they would end up playing
in the playoffs. Probably not. I think that the spread,
if you ask somebody Vegas probably said the spread in
that game would be like twenty one points. But that's
kind of how it's going to be in any group
of five having to travel to one of the big
dogs in play. But I think if you watch jam
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you play. I've seen Tulane play as well. Tulane's is
a good football team. I think that JAMI will be
favored against Ulane. I think that JAMU is a very
very well coached, dominant defensive team. They didn't give up
a single second half point for like six weeks in
a row. It was pretty incredible what they've done. And
then they crushed app State last week. We got the
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cougars from Washington State coming to town this week. And
if you guys want to really like have a good
laugh about how ridiculous some college football schedules have become.
Look at Washington State schedule this year because they don't
really have a conference. They're nomads. They're barn storming across
the country. And I believe they play games against nine
different conferences in twenty twenty five and they play Oregon
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State twice. They have a home and home against Oregon STA's.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
Kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, because they're the only two members of the PAC
twelve that still for you know, kept the alliance. They
have all the intellectual property to PACK twelve. So they said, okay,
we have to keep playing each other in order to
keep going with our claim that we are still the
zombie version of the PAC twelve conference. So, yeah, they
have a home and home against Oregon State. I would
say they should do it like in soccer, where it's
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just an aggregate on the toe score for both matchups
and then that team ends up winning the conference. But
I guess, Jamie, the only thing they can do right now,
we got two. We got two roads. One is just
to just dominate Washington State this weekend at home, and
the other is hope that hope that Tulane loses to
Temple on Saturday. And it's been the the kiss of
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death for a group of five for the last last
couple of weeks, where whoever they put in they end
up losing that week. So hopefully that trend continues this week.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
All right, last thing for you, I know you got
a kick out of seeing George W. Bush in the
Manning Cast broadcast this past week. Who is your ideal
Manning Cast guest Manning cat.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I mean, let's see we got we had Bush on there.
Condoleeza Rice was on there with about he's in Is
he in Russia right now? I'm sure he's not doing
that much. I'm sure that he'd be willing to talk
to I mean, Mohammed bin Salmon's in the country right now.
Maybe he can stop by and be on the cast.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
For the boys.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
But yeah, see w on there on what that was
a surprise to me? The last person that I expected
to see on the Manning Cast was George W. Bush,
and I guess the man and family and the Bush
family have a little bit in common, right, Like, I
feel like Peyton is probably Jeb and then.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Eli is w How did he do it? Yeah yeah,
how did he do it?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Eli should have been commissioned Major League Baseball.
That's what we mean to do. I I told Big Cat,
I would love to have George W. Bush on part
of my take. I don't think that I would I
would ever be allowed to interview anybody of note ever
again if we did interview, but I would like that
opportunity to talk to him and just kind of pick
his brain about you know, it's like, start a war
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probably makes it, like, to be honest, that made you
feel like pretty cool, powerful, right, Like I feel like
we would we would have a lot to talk about. So, uh,
while Big Kat doesn't really feel comfortable doing political interviews,
I think that's one that I would be willing to,
uh to to put my neck on the line for.
But yeah, so I don't know who they're going to
have next time, but I think they've had three war
criminals on the show right now, So that's all. It's
(25:00):
always fun. Stampagne, just chopping up with the boys like that.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
You speaking of chopping up, did you see the bashar
Al Sades new obsession is online gaming.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I have not seen that. What's he getting into?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
What I think he's he's he's just he really has captain.
He's been sitting in Russia where I guess he was
almost poisoned not long ago. Uh, he's just he loves
online gaming, whether it's gambling or like games of chance
of any kind. He really enjoys just gaming online. Now
that he's done DEAs spotting fan duels just gonna be
an actual duel who.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Monkst just doesn't enjoy that sometimes listen if if he
if there's a way that I could follow his picks,
I absolutely, you never know, like the guy, the guy
might get hot and he might so yeah, I'm down
for that. And also I just found out that that
Bill left the show, and I think it's very cool
what he's doing. So he's probably not listening right now.
(25:58):
If he's doing stand up, he's probably taking advantage of
sleeping in a little bit. But if he does hear
this Bill, that's awesome. Congratulations rooting for you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, where I was gonna steer you there and let
you know he'll be coming to Chicago. Soon and make
sure you and the boys get out and see him.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Absolutely we will.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
By the way, I think Bashar Alisade is also baking bread.
He's into sour dough. Oh good, Yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Is this is what this is what people do after
they commit genocide. They get off like George W.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
George W.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Bush's big watercolor guy. Yeah, try to relax to an
art therapy. So yeah, good for good for Phar. I
hope he's uh. I hope he's just chilling somewhere.
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Speaker 10 (27:02):
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Speaker 9 (27:33):
This hours brought to you by original Appliance. Aaron Rodgers
isn't out, but he isn't in for the Chicago game
on Sunday, at least not yet. Mike Tomlan talking yesterday
about what's going to happen this week. They will see
about Rogers and his pain tolerance and if they can
get embraced up and if he's able to protect himself
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and do what he needs to do as a football player,
and how well he can do it despite his broken
left wrist does not require surgery, by the way, that's
the really good news. Toma made it sound as if
Rogers isn't going to practice until Friday, and then we will.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
See after that.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
In the meantime, it's Mason Rudolph and Will Howard getting
prepped for the Bears in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
On Sunday.
Speaker 9 (28:18):
Sunday, excuse me, Alex high Smith limited with a peck.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
He'll be limited early this week.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
We'll see how well he can practice and if he
can practice as the week proceeds. Keishawn Williams is in
the concussion protocol. Darius Slay, according to Tomlin, is on
the other side of the protocol. At least that's what
Tomlin imagined yesterday. And there is optimism regarding the availabilities
of Cole Holcom and Jalen Warren.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Could be worse well Warren.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
It sounded like they just you know, he said, as
much as an abundance of caution there and they felt
like they can get by with Gainwell, why risk Warren
for the future given that, as we talked about, they
seemed to be coming to the same realization we all are.
The offense needs to go through number thirty.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
They actually had him back in the game after he
got hurt.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
For one series.
Speaker 9 (29:05):
Right, Well, they didn't ended up not running the play.
They called the time out and then they decided to
run a different play, but he was back in and
then after that they just said, you know what, this is.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Going fine, don't put him in. Yeah, yeah, uh, and
you know.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Caleb Johnson had a chance to make a little bit
of a splash. That face mask was real. But you're
starting to see the burst when he's carrying the ball.
It's slowly nudging in the toward where they want it
to be.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
That game will had a big game. Caleb Johnson may
be a factor at some point. Yet we shall see
big game in Chicago obviously mid to late November. They're
all starting to get pretty big. But if the Steelers
can get to seven and four, they have a seventy
two point three percent chance to make the playoffs. According
to NFL research, those are the percentages since nineteen ninety.
(29:55):
What if they go to six and five forty three
point five percent?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
That is good.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Wow, what a drop?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Not as good. It's a big drop.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
And as much fun as it is to look at
these historical percentages, it's gonna come down to the Ravens games.
We knew that when the schedule came out, didn't we
They still play the Ravens twice.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
If you listened to the Bears and you beat.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
Baltimore, I think Baltimore is beatable, very beatable. I think
Chicago's beatable too. At seven and three. The Bears have
played two teams that are five hundred or better as
we speak. They lost to the Ravens thirty to sixteen.
Ravens are five and five, and they lost to the
Lions fifty two to twenty one. The Lions are six
(30:38):
and four.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
That's when they couldn't score with a minute and a
half first and goal from the three when it covered
the Suns.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
It's the Ravens question.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I called Mike that morning. I'm like, this is a lock.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
This is it.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
They have.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
Also lost to the four and sixth Minnesota Vikings, but
they beat the four and six Vikings last Sunday. The
Bears have also beaten the two and nine Giants, the
three and seven Bengals, the two and eight Saints, the
three and eight Commanders, the two and eight Raiders, and
the four to five and one Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Dang, that is a soft right.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
There, nobody very winnable game.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Big cast been saying all along that he hasn't been
necessarily a huge believer in the Bears, not yet. And
this is somebody who's watching very closely, like her nipples
are hardly showing, and I'm these guys are really looking
really uh he is that guy, and he is He
just said last week for the first time that he
thinks they might be good based on last week's win.
Speaker 9 (31:39):
I think they're committed to running the ball. I think
their quarterback he does not throw a ton of interceptions.
In fact, he's very good at protecting the ball. But
his uh he's only completed fifty nine point seven percent
of his pass is not very accurate.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
That is better only.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Than JJ McCarthy, cam Ward and Dylan Gabriel. I will say, though,
that stinks. But yes the interception thing. Nineteen of his
first twenty seven career starts, he has not been picked off.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Which is great.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
The teams you're citing that they beat and how they
haven't really beat anybody, I mean, I think you have
to acknowledge that Bears have gotten better as the year
has gone on. Like they are a team that is
a work in progress, But they are the arrow is
pointing up.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
See you think they could probably score a meaningless touchdown
from the one yards.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I'm saying is this week I think they would backdoor cover.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
They've also been incredibly resourceful, five wins when trailing inside
of two minutes to go.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
If you do it that many times. It's not lucky.
You have stick to it in this and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Well.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Steelers not exactly team consistency either. You look at their
defense their top three in the NFL in sacks and takeaways.
Third in sacks with thirty three, second in takeaways with eighteen.
They are dead last and passing yards per game allowed
to f one.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
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I got something that I think you're gonna really dig, Mike,
(33:24):
you in particular, I think we'll really dig this too,
as we pay homage to one of the all time
greats in Nashville that passed away this this past week
in Todd Snyder and his homage to the great Docallis.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
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Speaker 3 (34:03):
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Speaker 5 (34:37):
App at Kenny Ross Mazda in North Huntingdon. And We've
always served our neighbors sering.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
The Mazda more to movie event.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
I have a new twenty twenty five MANVSDA see X fifty.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Stee morning show. Randy Bauman, along with Abby Krisner and
Mike PURSUITA. Jeff Konkle has been hanging with us this morning.
We've been doing kind of the running back by committee
since Bill depart the show. And you know, it was
just such a quick turnaround that we're like, all right, well,
we'll just do this for a while till we figure
out what's going on.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
But I'm a permanent I'm like a permanent sub. I
have no authority here I have. You don't have to
listen to anything I say. You're Alexander Haig in the eighties. Yeah,
you know what sucked When I was growing up. My
dad was a school teacher and all the subs knew them.
So when the subs would committed, I decked like a jackass.
You would get right down.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, you had no leeway at all.
Speaker 9 (35:28):
And I didn't really figure that out for like several years.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Why am I getting my ass kids so much?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Oh, there's a narc.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Back in nineteen ninety five, I was listening to the
DV Morning show with Paulson and Kren and Scott. Paulson
played a song from a singer songwriter, and I thought,
that's one of the coolest songs I've ever heard. It
was funny, it was smart, and it was performed perfectly.
And that was a song by Todd Snyder. Todd Snyder
(36:02):
did in show appearances back then when he was kind
of on a path to really hit it big back then,
and it never happened. In the respect of popular acceptance.
He never became a huge Nashville start, but in terms
of influence and the people on the Americana sort of scene,
(36:23):
he stood alone. He was the disciple of John Prine basically,
and he could write tunes faster than anybody could steal
him from him. And he was a brilliant guy. He
tragically died this past week, and he'd had such a
tough run. He just recorded a new album, he was
about to launch a tour and in Salt Lake City
he ended up getting attacked violently outside of his hotel,
(36:44):
ended up in the hospital. Long story short, like, things
didn't go great in the hospital there, and he went
back to Nashville and ended up getting pneumonia and he
passed away, but he was such a great singer songwriter,
and I thought you guys would like this one. This
was Todd Snyder and his is ode to Doc Ellis,
And you name for me another singer songwriter who named
(37:06):
checks Denny Murta.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Well, Doc Dallis didn't think he was pitching that day
back in nineteen seventy when he and his wife took
a trip to the ballpark a little bit different.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
They so by the.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
Time that he hit the bullpen, half the world had melted. Wait,
that's about the time Coach Mert Talk came and said, Doc,
yo pitching today. Taking them on the ground turned into
the ice known birthday k That leadoff man came up
and turned down to a dance in Doorado, Snake of
(37:41):
that crowd, track back and forth in waves of color
underneath Son of that ball turned down to a silver bullet,
his arm into gone. I took a little all around
the world one time. I finally go over you can't
judge Buy three up, three down for three Street and
(38:07):
he's in there. Roll zero tie as all of them
by those names come and ranging from a voice out
of the sky, holos lit and hound the wings scenes
each new swing of the battle of that sinkle looked
like it was falling off the table, but nobody was
hallucinating that.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
It took a look.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
All around the world one time, finallys go over, I
can't judge buy by the top bus seventy was up
one to nothing and giving them padres fits. About the
bottom of the eighth he was up to the nothing
and still hanging out in their heads with one hour
(38:50):
left to go in the game. The battle looked like
a baby child of that birthday Cake was shaking them
waves off.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Color was going wild.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (39:11):
By the time that he moved the last man down,
he was issy e man laughing to the sound of
the world going around, completely unaware of the wind.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And while the.
Speaker 12 (39:23):
Papers were sick, he was scattered. That day he was
pretty as a picture could be. The day Doc Ellison
the Pittsburgh Pirates threw a nold hitter on LSD. All
around the world one time I finally school.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
You can't judge wo to night cool song the ballot
of Doc Ellison. He was one of one of a kind,
no doubt about it. Special thanks to Merrill Hodge for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 9 (40:00):
Thank you all morning.
Speaker 10 (40:01):
I got to help.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Thank you Abby. Thanks to Brett Keesel. Tonight along with
Presley Ridge, he'll be at the Primani Brothers in McIntyre
Square and Mcanalis and that's from six thirty today thirty.
He'll be there with Chris Hoak and Matt Spaith and
it's Pressure Luck. For a dollar you can buy a
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You could win all kinds of cool memorabilia Permanny's stuff
(40:26):
and the grand prize a chance to go to either
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thanks to PFD commenter and of course Jeff Conko, mister Wednesday,
you got anything coming up?
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Nothing coming up, But just as a reminder, we were
talking about this in the break.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
It's the anniversary of the Gettysburg address.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
So go out there and it's it's like it's like
it's like a good speech like we were talking about
with PFD comment er. It's like ten sentences long and
it's a good it's a good thing to remind yourself about.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
It is the Gettysburg dress address that short, it's like
less than like a minute and a half. It is
so unbelievably short and uh, and it was very impactful.
Speaker 9 (41:00):
Obviously Lincoln was an afterthought invitee to the ceremony which
dedicated the National Cemetery, and if some blowhard talk for
two hours before him, and so he was.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Like, show this guy what it's like. Yeah, brevity is
the soul of lit. Well, it wasn't nothing witty about
that actually, But four score is that's eighty years right, huh. Yeah,
we don't call anything by a score in on those score.
We also don't weigh things by stones anymore or measure
them by hands. Yeah, or league still do horses by hands,
(41:33):
don't you? You do horses by hands, but nothing else.
We still measure power by horsepower though. Huh. It's all
very confusing.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
And we still approach horses and ask why the long face.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
That's Mike Pursuda and Michelle's coming up next with the
Electric Lunch at noon Steelers Bear Sunday, one o'clock right
here on your radio home in Steelers DV. I'm finished.
Speaker 11 (41:54):
You stay classy, Pittsburgh, don't touch your face.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
I got him type Pittsburgh hockday baby.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Now you gotta call me Ronald.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Would you not eat my pants, Ronald whoa whay goggle.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Heck, it's time for the Steelers Daily Report on DVE,
brought to you by your Neighborhood for its store and
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shop dot Steelers dot com. Here's Tom Opperman.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin addressed the media yesterday for
his weekly press conference, and he shed some light on
some of the injury issues plaguing in the Steelers. First
and foremost, when it comes to quarterback Aaron Rodgers, Mike
Tomlin confirmed that it was a small fracture in his
left wrist and that the injury will not require surgery.
Rogers has been classified as day to day and will
not practice today, yielding first team reps to quarterback Mason
(42:44):
Rudolph as the team begins to prep for the Chicago Bears.
Elsewhere on the injury front, Alex Heismith, who missed last
week's game with a peck injury, will begin this week
in a limited capacity that has a chance to play Sunday.
The same can be said about running back Jalen Warren
and inside linebacker Cole Holcomb, who coach is optimistic when
it comes to their participation Sunday, but will also begin
the week in a limited manner. Cornerback Darius slay has
(43:07):
cleared the concussion protocol and will return to the practice
field today and also returned to his starting spot in
the defense. Coach Komin confirmed that yesterday at his press conference,
and this is in spite of the fact that cornerback
James Pierre has been more than impressive while filling in
in Slayh's absence the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I'm Tom Opferman with the Steelers Report. Steelers fans, your
team is a powerhouse. Are you ready for another great
game here in the steel City? Absolutely, And let's take
a minute to talk about the