April 5, 2024 • 20 mins
What Tiger Woods is abstaining from, what the Rangers have elimimated from the ballpark experience, and why we think Ben Rogers might have affected Luka's performance last night.
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And now sports at seven, damnstraight, I want to remind you that
in one hour, we will havea chance or an opportunity if you will,
for you to win five pairs andtickets to Dave Matthew's band. That'll
be one each. But I havefive tickets of Dave Matthews Band tickets to
give away at eight. They're playingJune first at Dozegis Pavilion. Tickets at
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livenation dot com. And if youwant that, maybe you have a friend
who wants that. If you're notinterested in, maybe you have a friend
is it Dave Matthew's band fan whomight want to go? You could tune
in. Maybe you just want tobe on the radio. That's probably more
likely. Yeah, and then justdeal with the tickets afterwards. Although in
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame FanVote Dave Matthews Band running away with it,
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really yes and not even close,absolutely belong at no point watching the
Dave Matthews Band performed that I believeI was watching Hall of Famer. Well,
look, I was just saying,no, I'm joking. I know
you, I know, I meanyou have gone to a Dave Matthews Band
show together. Oh yeah, backstagesort of not really backstage. It was
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more of a cash had a thingor you had a thing? Was that
the night we parted with poverty?That was the night we Yeah, we
partied Bbs a survivor, yeah,who was married and then got divorced and
came out as a lesbian just afew months ago. And I support that
too. And then she was onThe Traders now another great reality show,
(01:42):
Traders. Yeah, Trade Wars.We did have the hosted by Tommy hbib
No, No, it's cheaters andidiot. It is hosted by the Scottish
Duties Intoxication. It's not effing JeffProbes, Joe Maganella. No, it's
a dude who you know you've seen. It doesn't matter, do something,
it doesn't matter, do anything else. Foreigner and Peter Frampton Aussie and cheer
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dude. Oasis fans get out thereand vote Alan Alan Cumming. You know
that is huh that guy? You'veseen that guy? Right? It was
kind of was that Pee Wee Herman? Okay, yeah, yeah, Paul.
He's a good host though. Soin sports, oh yeah, so
that we're playing the eliminator at eightand you have a chance, you didn't
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say that five matches. Is thisthe new and improved Eliminator? Dan?
Did you have the chord for me? I'm gonna it's gonna make it.
I'm a big noise. Oh yeah, it's good, shock and all these
not fine, it just sounds likean audio. We're dealing with everything.
Fine, there it is. Thatwas terrible five seconds. Okay, you
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needed the chord for that. Giveit back to Let's not act like we
didn't want to hear that. Okay, he's very actually said improved Eliminador at
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eight o'clock this morning. One Theway it works says I will have a
series of questions. It's excitement notoft heard on the radio. Yeah,
I've already written down the answer.Basically, you just have to say what
I say. See what I havenot written down? Can you stay in
or will you be eliminated? Andif you're eliminated, you don't get to
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go to the concert. That's howit is, That's how it works.
Okay, MAVs in a second,Rangers start one with the Astros tonight.
Let me give you a quick rangerthing before we do MAVs. Okay,
let's go, guys. The cotoneyed Joe has not been played at Ranger
games. Excuse me yet this yearnow, excuse me. I don't know
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if it's for every game, butthere's an article in the Dallas Morning News
about this. I'd seen online chatterabout this, but also I guess one
tweet from a fan said, bringback deep in the heart of Texas Cotton
Eye Joe, and I like Texasafter a win just doesn't feel right without
those things. She tagged DJ Statsand Chuck Morgan, so a lot of
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that people wanting that. Now.The Rangers are playing a newer version that
Pat Green recorded with Dallas based producerBobby Sessions, and Ben and Skin had
Bobby Sessions on in studio yesterday andthey talked about that. So no problems
there. The Cotton Eyed Joe thingsinteresting And here's what John Blake, the
Rangers PR director, told the DallasMorning News. Endgame entertainment involves from year
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to year. We're very cognizant ofwhat our fans thinking. Their voice is
important to us. So will theCotton Eyed Joe be played tonight when they
open up the Silver Boots series againstthe Houston Astros, John Blake said,
I think we will know that verysoon who got eliminated? Hope maybe hopefully
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it sucks. It's a stupid asssong and I hate that redneck version here
from out more than that ef intune at a Ranger game, but they
don't play that. They just dothe old fiddle after take me out to
the book game. Great, it'snot the Civil War anymore? Can we
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just move on? Play something good? No Civil War comes out in theaters
next Friday, Danny, I thinkit's top of mine. Shut up,
I can't wait to see that.I don't. I just don't like that
tune. It's what app you go? I saw it's not that though.
They don't play that part with theguy talking. It's just a fiddle.
I saw somebody arguing or presenting thecase that the Rangers and Astros is the
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best rivalry in baseball. It isnow, I think it is like today.
I also don't watch other teams,true other teams, but it's definitely
definitely the one though. Yeah theteam, you know, you have the
geographical tie in quality and a battlein the yale Cs last year or yeah,
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you know, and with the sevengames, mikey wait, remember it
did huh with the seven where wasGame seven? Was that here in town
in Houston? Who won Rangers?According to according to the Cow? Was
there anyone dressed as a cow andthe Super Cavio at that game? The
only reason that I remember this isbecause I have a golf ball with my
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face on it is the Rangers aredog piling each other. It was cute.
I gave Kevin golf balls with hisCaveo picture. It was a great
picture. It's so small. Ihate that it's so small, But we
got the jpeg put on his golfball and I didn't see it all day
yesterday. Right. But he onlyplays them on par threes in one bowl.
Number one less likely to lose ona par three m and one A
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is if you do get a holein one, he wants it to be
with the Kevo Special. Yeah.I think that's really and what a moment.
Like I was thinking about this.If it's the only time they ever
go to the World Series for somereason, I will just be like,
hey, I went with my bros. Thanks to prosper for daddy, Daddy,
why were you dressed as a superMario? You know, hey,
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you're not my kid, Get awayfrom me. That's probably how it would
go. Actually, I don't knowyou. It's an amazing picture. He's
got his mustache on, he's gotboth arms off no reason, dressed to
super Mario, and behind him isthe Rangers dog pile the gloves on.
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Yeah, so farms up, fatand out of shape that the back wouldn't
even fully belcrow together. That velcrow never touched just half ass sweaty,
So why are you so sweaty?You know it's terrible, Rangers. No
one has ever put velcrow through amore strenuous test and turner. No,
there's like five velcrow zones right thatshould go together, and just the bottom
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one was clinging like the inventors orjust never never touched each other. The
inventors of velcro saw that photo andfeel like failures. Yeah, damn it
like our inventions. Suh. Maybehe shouldn't have so many cars, right,
Mario people, Perhaps we should haveused elastic of bands, maybe a
(08:26):
stretch of fabric. I don't know, but to do your plumbing right.
They moved Josh Young's timetable to eightto ten weeks, which risty, risty.
Hey, Doctor Teo under guests alittle, but he didn't know,
and he hadn't seen that. Hewasn't on site, you know, and
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he was the first reported timeline thatgot out, like he said that,
and then the Rangers comes to dayin like six weeks. But now it's
looking like E eight might just belike six for the recovery, two weeks
for the rehab, you know.Yep, so and you guess hi,
Okay, now, MAVs, ina minute, we're gonna keep teasing you,
MAVs real quick. The guy todo this masters is next Thursday,
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Tiger. According to an article inthe New York Posts. Okay, a
friend of Tiger says he's focused,he's working really hard in the gym,
he's eating right. He's even eliminatedsex. He does that now when he's
preparing, no sex until the tournamentis over. He doesn't want anything to
take away his focus. Well,hell, if that's the case, I
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should make the touch. Danny's gota tea time that's in solidarity with Tiger
not have sex until Thursday morning whenthey tea off. Deal. And this
would be the one weekend where Igot lucky, right, you know,
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I'm sorry some gorgeous yeah, yeah, it was like I kind of made
a promise to me? What promisedid you make? Danny? Some elite
modeling convention got dropped off at thelanding the bus broke down one night.
I can't. I'm standing hand inhand with Tiger, want you ding?
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Well? I kind of promised keVOh and Black Nitro that I wouldn't have
sex until Thursday morning. Why didyou do that? Well? Because Tiger
isn't having sex for the master.You know what She's like? You know
what I'll see. I'm fix thescrew Chad by having a three way and
tweeting and Hebrew what Oh? Yeah, he got acted like two years ago
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and he can't recover, can't recoverhis account. Once a month he'll tweet
and you're like, I don't knowwhat we have a buddy, His Twitter
account got hacked like two years agoand you can't recover his account, and
every once it's just stuff on likeall in he Brew about Israel and Gaza
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and photos and stuff introspective photo too. He's like, looking back, what
happened? Yeah? When did youget so political? Bro? And learn?
I'm like, I was like,this is a good Betty's committed to.
I can't. I don't know whatto do. I'll never use it
anyway. I got a new account, followed mister Chad too. That's the
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good one now, mister Chad too. Okay, so yeah, there's a
story Tiger's not having whatever. Okay, how about just the fact that so
Tiger last weekend, they tracked Tiger'splane to the Augusta Airport. The upshot
of plane tracking, and we getto know when our golfers are getting their
test rounds in. But yeah,we probably, very very probably get Tiger
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Woods this next week. That's good. When we watch him, though,
doesn't it kind of hurt your feelingsa little bit when he's kind of limping
note of a gay said yesterday,he's like he has complete immobility of his
left ankle. He is jacked up. And the fact that he even doesn't
finish dead last, which he might, and he withdrew from the Genesis,
last tournament he played in, butwho cares. Magic can happen when Eldrick
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steps struts down Magnolia Lane, whenhe lips down mag Oh it hurts.
It's hard to watch sometimes, butit's also Tiger. You're watching greatness,
but you're like, oh no,pick the ball up out of the hole.
Four, get Caddy, do something, help help this man. This
man, you know, all couldhave been avoided if he wouldn't, you
know, driving like a madman,cutting across five wines of traffic while sleep
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at the wheel and tumbling down ahill. I mean what his commercial shoot?
Right, that's what they say.I think he is. I don't
know. I don't know, man. Yeah, I don't speculate on that.
Go Tiger go. MAVs win lastnight, Hawks, Hawks do exist
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and they lose one. Ninety fiveof the MAVs cover two. That eleven
and a half points spread there,Danny, thank you. We have Warriors
tonight. Talkin a lot. Ididn't see two. I'm going to Warriors.
I didn't see much of the gamelast night, but was watched it.
All was Lucas scoreless in the firstquarter. He was did not score
a point in the first quarter.Okay, is did all you guys think
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the same as me that it wasa result of Ben's meet and greet before
the game. That's the first thingI thought was, what did Ben do?
What did you do to suck outLuca's energy? It took sixty seconds
of Luca's time. Yeah, itwasn't the meet and greet. It might
have been the conversation that he hadwith Ben. That's what I mean before.
No, Yeah, the Ben part, Yeah, don't don't put it
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on the meat. Yeah, theBen part was death Winners. Yeah.
Ben was so nervous about what tosay to him, and I was like,
well, look, you don't haveto say anything. You can of
just be there. But I textedhim, I said, tell him thank
you for what you've done to thecity. So he takes this kind of
ownership of feeling like, thank you, what you've done to the city,
the city, sorry, something likethat to make him feel welcome, make
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him always want to stay, youknow, things like that. Hearing a
suburban dad like Ben tell him thankyou for what you've done for this city,
even though Ben lives in prosper Thatis something I thought would have really
hit home. No, but thatthat was in one year out there.
That's why you got to hit himlike we did Biaber with what about eggs?
And you just rattle him nowhere andthen he does the smile picture.
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He's like, wait, what whatabout eggs? You got to give him
something he should have learned, likea week's worth of Slovenian. Okay him
with his native tongue, okay,better bit yes, and asked him how
the weather is up there in Slovenianand he laughs though, because he's like,
you did the talk, put inthe word whatever Ben said rattled Hi
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where he couldn't make a shot inthe whole first quarter. Unbelievable. The
game was a grind. The MAVsgrinded, yeah for sure. Yeah,
yeah, PJ was awesome, hewas so good. But yeah, they
there, they won that game withdefense, you know, as bad as
they were or it seemed that theywere from three, they were surprisingly a
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little bit better percentage wise. Ithink they were about thirty seven percent from
three last night. It wasn't terrible. It just it looked worse than it
did. And maybe it's just becauseof the first quarter drought by Luca and
I know he had several attempts.But it was a grinding game, a
weird game, a lot of alot of four point plays opportunities. Yeah,
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you know, the deficiating crew seemedto be on another planet half the
night. Challenges were issued. Itit just seemed like a really the game
it lacked, it lacked continuity,it lacked flow and the MAVs definitely had
to grind that game out. Andboy, I'm sorry, but they miss
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They missed Lively to have their fullcompliment. Yeah, you know when they
had that whole thing before Lively wentout. Didn't every game just seem so
damn smooth, Like all of thesubstitutions worked, all of the rotations worked.
It's wave on way just kind ofknocked a little bit off kilter.
And it's fine. They're good enoughto beat teams like Atlanta, but boy,
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it's so important to get that guyback for the playoffs, if not
before. They feel like kind ofa sprint to the finish line. Here.
It's just kind of like six gamesleft, and every time they get
closer and they're in the top six, I'm like, because they will get
a chance to get almost a weekoff. I'm just kind of okay,
which and the Suns have hugely.Yeah, the Sons have to. The
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Suns have to pass them completely becausewe have the tiebreaker on them. I
wanted the So we're the Clippers.The Clippers beat the Nuggets by two last
night, and we were at apoint where if we could overtake the Clippers
overpast them, then you'd have achance to host that if you are playing
them in the five to four.Dude, I can't help but think we're
crash coursing towards MAVs Clippers Round oneonce again. It's kind of the team
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I don't want, but I canhappen. You can lose some games,
you could fall out of the topsix. You could lose games and be
the six and then take on someonelike Oklahoma City. The playoffs end of
today would be Oklahoma City and Phoenix. Well, Kevin Durant's storyline there,
that's pretty juicy. Who are weif today Clippers clips we're the five?
You know what they with that winlast night and it shouldn't go unsaid,
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is that they clinched a down playoffspot. Yeah, and they did not
do last year. No, theyfree fell out of all of it like
it's something. And they're really good. They are really good. They're really
good. And this is a bigone tonight too. This would be juicy.
I love the well and this waswe've talked about what the big guys
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once they get traded here and PJTim Hardaway hit one. Luca has turned
it into football like Alan Jokich haddone that as well with his long classes.
But like if you think you canbeat the guy down the cour run
the go route, he's done thatmore than right, more this year than
ever, more than ever. Andyou really saw it uptick when they got
PJ. Washington and Gafford. Youhave the big guys who catch it.
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I mean they'll throw it up,you know, yolo ball or fifty to
fifty ball like it was in footballto Gafford. But Tim Hardaway had a
couple last night where he just kindof okay and he just beat his guy,
and then Lucas hit threads the needle. It's an element of Lucas,
believe it. The QB one elementis something you've never We've never seen from
Luca. Yeah, not until thisseason. He's done it, but never
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as much or as consistently. Andhe throws frigging little mahomes lasers. They're
lasers, throw accurate, af andhard. Can you imagine having to play
with him your head, his faceon a swivel all the time. You
cannot just bag a piece on yourface after every game because you're getting hit
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in the face with late shot clockpasses that you should never be issued,
but he's how makes the work justa pleasure. He's the MVP, dude,
I'm sorry, he is the MVPof this league. So was he
sort of off last night and hegot got together? He had six three,
so he couldn't have been too faroff. He took the second quarter
over, yeah, so but yeah, exactly, but zero points to the
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first. He ends up twenty five, twelve eight and a plus twenty one.
He's just so oh how is heas good as he is? Kyrie
was pretty excellent last night too,when he showed up when you needed buckets.
Dude, good win, grindy win. Not a beautiful win. There
was some really wild ass ugly transitionsback and forth of wild passes and turnovers
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and bounces, balls bouncing off ofpeople's knees and feet. But yeah,
it wasn't beautiful, but dude,effective and one they needed. One.
Good thing about tonight, everybody's like, oh, they're leaning back to back,
So was Golden State. They werein Houston last night. There's three
games and four nights and they're theTrack one team now, so you have
a little advantage. I think they'refive and a half point favors tonight.
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That's too much or they need smash. I would love to see the MAVs
smash tonight and Golden State beat Houstonlast night, who they were trying to
put away. Like Golden State mighttake the foot off the gas a little
bit here too, be a chance, be a chance tonight on The Freak
Yeah all right, huh? Comingup next, hosted by Deborah The News
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of the Week recap. Yes wenow know if for sheer or Ice was
driving one of the cars. AndI need you guys to hear a new
song that just dropped this morning,next to night, I haven't won the freek.
And now sports at seven, damnstraight, I want to remind you that
in one hour, we will havea chance or an opportunity if you will,
for you to win five pairs andtickets to Dave Matthew's band. That'll
be one each. But I havefive tickets of Dave Matthews Band tickets to
give away at eight. They're playingJune first at Dozegis Pavilion. Tickets at
(00:31):
livenation dot com. And if youwant that, maybe you have a friend
who wants that. If you're notinterested in, maybe you have a friend
is it Dave Matthew's band fan whomight want to go? You could tune
in. Maybe you just want tobe on the radio. That's probably more
likely. Yeah, and then justdeal with the tickets afterwards. Although in
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame FanVote Dave Matthews Band running away with it,
(00:54):
really yes and not even close,absolutely belong at no point watching the
Dave Matthews Band performed that I believeI was watching Hall of Famer. Well,
look, I was just saying,no, I'm joking. I know
you, I know, I meanyou have gone to a Dave Matthews Band
show together. Oh yeah, backstagesort of not really backstage. It was
(01:19):
more of a cash had a thingor you had a thing? Was that
the night we parted with poverty?That was the night we Yeah, we
partied Bbs a survivor, yeah,who was married and then got divorced and
came out as a lesbian just afew months ago. And I support that
too. And then she was onThe Traders now another great reality show,
(01:42):
Traders. Yeah, Trade Wars.We did have the hosted by Tommy hbib
No, No, it's cheaters andidiot. It is hosted by the Scottish
Duties Intoxication. It's not effing JeffProbes, Joe Maganella. No, it's
a dude who you know you've seen. It doesn't matter, do something,
it doesn't matter, do anything else. Foreigner and Peter Frampton Aussie and cheer
(02:07):
dude. Oasis fans get out thereand vote Alan Alan Cumming. You know
that is huh that guy? You'veseen that guy? Right? It was
kind of was that Pee Wee Herman? Okay, yeah, yeah, Paul.
He's a good host though. Soin sports, oh yeah, so
that we're playing the eliminator at eightand you have a chance, you didn't
(02:28):
say that five matches. Is thisthe new and improved Eliminator? Dan?
Did you have the chord for me? I'm gonna it's gonna make it.
I'm a big noise. Oh yeah, it's good, shock and all these
not fine, it just sounds likean audio. We're dealing with everything.
Fine, there it is. Thatwas terrible five seconds. Okay, you
(02:50):
needed the chord for that. Giveit back to Let's not act like we
didn't want to hear that. Okay, he's very actually said improved Eliminador at
(03:10):
eight o'clock this morning. One Theway it works says I will have a
series of questions. It's excitement notoft heard on the radio. Yeah,
I've already written down the answer.Basically, you just have to say what
I say. See what I havenot written down? Can you stay in
or will you be eliminated? Andif you're eliminated, you don't get to
(03:32):
go to the concert. That's howit is, That's how it works.
Okay, MAVs in a second,Rangers start one with the Astros tonight.
Let me give you a quick rangerthing before we do MAVs. Okay,
let's go, guys. The cotoneyed Joe has not been played at Ranger
games. Excuse me yet this yearnow, excuse me. I don't know
(03:54):
if it's for every game, butthere's an article in the Dallas Morning News
about this. I'd seen online chatterabout this, but also I guess one
tweet from a fan said, bringback deep in the heart of Texas Cotton
Eye Joe, and I like Texasafter a win just doesn't feel right without
those things. She tagged DJ Statsand Chuck Morgan, so a lot of
(04:19):
that people wanting that. Now.The Rangers are playing a newer version that
Pat Green recorded with Dallas based producerBobby Sessions, and Ben and Skin had
Bobby Sessions on in studio yesterday andthey talked about that. So no problems
there. The Cotton Eyed Joe thingsinteresting And here's what John Blake, the
Rangers PR director, told the DallasMorning News. Endgame entertainment involves from year
(04:43):
to year. We're very cognizant ofwhat our fans thinking. Their voice is
important to us. So will theCotton Eyed Joe be played tonight when they
open up the Silver Boots series againstthe Houston Astros, John Blake said,
I think we will know that verysoon who got eliminated? Hope maybe hopefully
(05:09):
it sucks. It's a stupid asssong and I hate that redneck version here
from out more than that ef intune at a Ranger game, but they
don't play that. They just dothe old fiddle after take me out to
the book game. Great, it'snot the Civil War anymore? Can we
(05:31):
just move on? Play something good? No Civil War comes out in theaters
next Friday, Danny, I thinkit's top of mine. Shut up,
I can't wait to see that.I don't. I just don't like that
tune. It's what app you go? I saw it's not that though.
They don't play that part with theguy talking. It's just a fiddle.
I saw somebody arguing or presenting thecase that the Rangers and Astros is the
(05:55):
best rivalry in baseball. It isnow, I think it is like today.
I also don't watch other teams,true other teams, but it's definitely
definitely the one though. Yeah theteam, you know, you have the
geographical tie in quality and a battlein the yale Cs last year or yeah,
(06:17):
you know, and with the sevengames, mikey wait, remember it
did huh with the seven where wasGame seven? Was that here in town
in Houston? Who won Rangers?According to according to the Cow? Was
there anyone dressed as a cow andthe Super Cavio at that game? The
only reason that I remember this isbecause I have a golf ball with my
(06:39):
face on it is the Rangers aredog piling each other. It was cute.
I gave Kevin golf balls with hisCaveo picture. It was a great
picture. It's so small. Ihate that it's so small, But we
got the jpeg put on his golfball and I didn't see it all day
yesterday. Right. But he onlyplays them on par threes in one bowl.
Number one less likely to lose ona par three m and one A
(07:00):
is if you do get a holein one, he wants it to be
with the Kevo Special. Yeah.I think that's really and what a moment.
Like I was thinking about this.If it's the only time they ever
go to the World Series for somereason, I will just be like,
hey, I went with my bros. Thanks to prosper for daddy, Daddy,
why were you dressed as a superMario? You know, hey,
(07:21):
you're not my kid, Get awayfrom me. That's probably how it would
go. Actually, I don't knowyou. It's an amazing picture. He's
got his mustache on, he's gotboth arms off no reason, dressed to
super Mario, and behind him isthe Rangers dog pile the gloves on.
(07:42):
Yeah, so farms up, fatand out of shape that the back wouldn't
even fully belcrow together. That velcrow never touched just half ass sweaty,
So why are you so sweaty?You know it's terrible, Rangers. No
one has ever put velcrow through amore strenuous test and turner. No,
there's like five velcrow zones right thatshould go together, and just the bottom
(08:05):
one was clinging like the inventors orjust never never touched each other. The
inventors of velcro saw that photo andfeel like failures. Yeah, damn it
like our inventions. Suh. Maybehe shouldn't have so many cars, right,
Mario people, Perhaps we should haveused elastic of bands, maybe a
(08:26):
stretch of fabric. I don't know, but to do your plumbing right.
They moved Josh Young's timetable to eightto ten weeks, which risty, risty.
Hey, Doctor Teo under guests alittle, but he didn't know,
and he hadn't seen that. Hewasn't on site, you know, and
(08:46):
he was the first reported timeline thatgot out, like he said that,
and then the Rangers comes to dayin like six weeks. But now it's
looking like E eight might just belike six for the recovery, two weeks
for the rehab, you know.Yep, so and you guess hi,
Okay, now, MAVs, ina minute, we're gonna keep teasing you,
MAVs real quick. The guy todo this masters is next Thursday,
(09:07):
Tiger. According to an article inthe New York Posts. Okay, a
friend of Tiger says he's focused,he's working really hard in the gym,
he's eating right. He's even eliminatedsex. He does that now when he's
preparing, no sex until the tournamentis over. He doesn't want anything to
take away his focus. Well,hell, if that's the case, I
(09:30):
should make the touch. Danny's gota tea time that's in solidarity with Tiger
not have sex until Thursday morning whenthey tea off. Deal. And this
would be the one weekend where Igot lucky, right, you know,
(09:50):
I'm sorry some gorgeous yeah, yeah, it was like I kind of made
a promise to me? What promisedid you make? Danny? Some elite
modeling convention got dropped off at thelanding the bus broke down one night.
I can't. I'm standing hand inhand with Tiger, want you ding?
(10:16):
Well? I kind of promised keVOh and Black Nitro that I wouldn't have
sex until Thursday morning. Why didyou do that? Well? Because Tiger
isn't having sex for the master.You know what She's like? You know
what I'll see. I'm fix thescrew Chad by having a three way and
tweeting and Hebrew what Oh? Yeah, he got acted like two years ago
(10:41):
and he can't recover, can't recoverhis account. Once a month he'll tweet
and you're like, I don't knowwhat we have a buddy, His Twitter
account got hacked like two years agoand you can't recover his account, and
every once it's just stuff on likeall in he Brew about Israel and Gaza
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and photos and stuff introspective photo too. He's like, looking back, what
happened? Yeah? When did youget so political? Bro? And learn?
I'm like, I was like,this is a good Betty's committed to.
I can't. I don't know whatto do. I'll never use it
anyway. I got a new account, followed mister Chad too. That's the
(11:28):
good one now, mister Chad too. Okay, so yeah, there's a
story Tiger's not having whatever. Okay, how about just the fact that so
Tiger last weekend, they tracked Tiger'splane to the Augusta Airport. The upshot
of plane tracking, and we getto know when our golfers are getting their
test rounds in. But yeah,we probably, very very probably get Tiger
(11:52):
Woods this next week. That's good. When we watch him, though,
doesn't it kind of hurt your feelingsa little bit when he's kind of limping
note of a gay said yesterday,he's like he has complete immobility of his
left ankle. He is jacked up. And the fact that he even doesn't
finish dead last, which he might, and he withdrew from the Genesis,
last tournament he played in, butwho cares. Magic can happen when Eldrick
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steps struts down Magnolia Lane, whenhe lips down mag Oh it hurts.
It's hard to watch sometimes, butit's also Tiger. You're watching greatness,
but you're like, oh no,pick the ball up out of the hole.
Four, get Caddy, do something, help help this man. This
man, you know, all couldhave been avoided if he wouldn't, you
know, driving like a madman,cutting across five wines of traffic while sleep
(12:39):
at the wheel and tumbling down ahill. I mean what his commercial shoot?
Right, that's what they say.I think he is. I don't
know. I don't know, man. Yeah, I don't speculate on that.
Go Tiger go. MAVs win lastnight, Hawks, Hawks do exist
(13:00):
and they lose one. Ninety fiveof the MAVs cover two. That eleven
and a half points spread there,Danny, thank you. We have Warriors
tonight. Talkin a lot. Ididn't see two. I'm going to Warriors.
I didn't see much of the gamelast night, but was watched it.
All was Lucas scoreless in the firstquarter. He was did not score
a point in the first quarter.Okay, is did all you guys think
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the same as me that it wasa result of Ben's meet and greet before
the game. That's the first thingI thought was, what did Ben do?
What did you do to suck outLuca's energy? It took sixty seconds
of Luca's time. Yeah, itwasn't the meet and greet. It might
have been the conversation that he hadwith Ben. That's what I mean before.
No, Yeah, the Ben part, Yeah, don't don't put it
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on the meat. Yeah, theBen part was death Winners. Yeah.
Ben was so nervous about what tosay to him, and I was like,
well, look, you don't haveto say anything. You can of
just be there. But I textedhim, I said, tell him thank
you for what you've done to thecity. So he takes this kind of
ownership of feeling like, thank you, what you've done to the city,
the city, sorry, something likethat to make him feel welcome, make
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him always want to stay, youknow, things like that. Hearing a
suburban dad like Ben tell him thankyou for what you've done for this city,
even though Ben lives in prosper Thatis something I thought would have really
hit home. No, but thatthat was in one year out there.
That's why you got to hit himlike we did Biaber with what about eggs?
And you just rattle him nowhere andthen he does the smile picture.
(14:24):
He's like, wait, what whatabout eggs? You got to give him
something he should have learned, likea week's worth of Slovenian. Okay him
with his native tongue, okay,better bit yes, and asked him how
the weather is up there in Slovenianand he laughs though, because he's like,
you did the talk, put inthe word whatever Ben said rattled Hi
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where he couldn't make a shot inthe whole first quarter. Unbelievable. The
game was a grind. The MAVsgrinded, yeah for sure. Yeah,
yeah, PJ was awesome, hewas so good. But yeah, they
there, they won that game withdefense, you know, as bad as
they were or it seemed that theywere from three, they were surprisingly a
(15:07):
little bit better percentage wise. Ithink they were about thirty seven percent from
three last night. It wasn't terrible. It just it looked worse than it
did. And maybe it's just becauseof the first quarter drought by Luca and
I know he had several attempts.But it was a grinding game, a
weird game, a lot of alot of four point plays opportunities. Yeah,
(15:31):
you know, the deficiating crew seemedto be on another planet half the
night. Challenges were issued. Itit just seemed like a really the game
it lacked, it lacked continuity,it lacked flow and the MAVs definitely had
to grind that game out. Andboy, I'm sorry, but they miss
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They missed Lively to have their fullcompliment. Yeah, you know when they
had that whole thing before Lively wentout. Didn't every game just seem so
damn smooth, Like all of thesubstitutions worked, all of the rotations worked.
It's wave on way just kind ofknocked a little bit off kilter.
And it's fine. They're good enoughto beat teams like Atlanta, but boy,
(16:18):
it's so important to get that guyback for the playoffs, if not
before. They feel like kind ofa sprint to the finish line. Here.
It's just kind of like six gamesleft, and every time they get
closer and they're in the top six, I'm like, because they will get
a chance to get almost a weekoff. I'm just kind of okay,
which and the Suns have hugely.Yeah, the Sons have to. The
(16:41):
Suns have to pass them completely becausewe have the tiebreaker on them. I
wanted the So we're the Clippers.The Clippers beat the Nuggets by two last
night, and we were at apoint where if we could overtake the Clippers
overpast them, then you'd have achance to host that if you are playing
them in the five to four.Dude, I can't help but think we're
crash coursing towards MAVs Clippers Round oneonce again. It's kind of the team
(17:03):
I don't want, but I canhappen. You can lose some games,
you could fall out of the topsix. You could lose games and be
the six and then take on someonelike Oklahoma City. The playoffs end of
today would be Oklahoma City and Phoenix. Well, Kevin Durant's storyline there,
that's pretty juicy. Who are weif today Clippers clips we're the five?
You know what they with that winlast night and it shouldn't go unsaid,
(17:27):
is that they clinched a down playoffspot. Yeah, and they did not
do last year. No, theyfree fell out of all of it like
it's something. And they're really good. They are really good. They're really
good. And this is a bigone tonight too. This would be juicy.
I love the well and this waswe've talked about what the big guys
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once they get traded here and PJTim Hardaway hit one. Luca has turned
it into football like Alan Jokich haddone that as well with his long classes.
But like if you think you canbeat the guy down the cour run
the go route, he's done thatmore than right, more this year than
ever, more than ever. Andyou really saw it uptick when they got
PJ. Washington and Gafford. Youhave the big guys who catch it.
(18:11):
I mean they'll throw it up,you know, yolo ball or fifty to
fifty ball like it was in footballto Gafford. But Tim Hardaway had a
couple last night where he just kindof okay and he just beat his guy,
and then Lucas hit threads the needle. It's an element of Lucas,
believe it. The QB one elementis something you've never We've never seen from
Luca. Yeah, not until thisseason. He's done it, but never
(18:33):
as much or as consistently. Andhe throws frigging little mahomes lasers. They're
lasers, throw accurate, af andhard. Can you imagine having to play
with him your head, his faceon a swivel all the time. You
cannot just bag a piece on yourface after every game because you're getting hit
(18:55):
in the face with late shot clockpasses that you should never be issued,
but he's how makes the work justa pleasure. He's the MVP, dude,
I'm sorry, he is the MVPof this league. So was he
sort of off last night and hegot got together? He had six three,
so he couldn't have been too faroff. He took the second quarter
over, yeah, so but yeah, exactly, but zero points to the
(19:18):
first. He ends up twenty five, twelve eight and a plus twenty one.
He's just so oh how is heas good as he is? Kyrie
was pretty excellent last night too,when he showed up when you needed buckets.
Dude, good win, grindy win. Not a beautiful win. There
was some really wild ass ugly transitionsback and forth of wild passes and turnovers
(19:41):
and bounces, balls bouncing off ofpeople's knees and feet. But yeah,
it wasn't beautiful, but dude,effective and one they needed. One.
Good thing about tonight, everybody's like, oh, they're leaning back to back,
So was Golden State. They werein Houston last night. There's three
games and four nights and they're theTrack one team now, so you have
a little advantage. I think they'refive and a half point favors tonight.
(20:03):
That's too much or they need smash. I would love to see the MAVs
smash tonight and Golden State beat Houstonlast night, who they were trying to
put away. Like Golden State mighttake the foot off the gas a little
bit here too, be a chance, be a chance tonight on The Freak
Yeah all right, huh? Comingup next, hosted by Deborah The News
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