January 15, 2025 • 9 mins
David Katz, Agent to the Stars, joins the show to tell us about a recent procedure he had to have where a camera was placed... in a less than ideal spot. Would you watch the footage?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show
Hey is Ityone.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Talked to David Katz about his penis today.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I asked him how his penis was this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I didn't know I was supposed to.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, he has a little sticker on his chest and says,
ask me about my penis. Huh, So, David Kats, by
the way, if you're wondering here, David has been my
partner for years, my business partner for many, many years.
But an agent agent, you were like agent to the store,
agent to the star.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Whenever you to do some though, and you go, this
is my partner, Not like that, not like that.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So David, they had to cram a camera in your wiener.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh yes, exactly, Froggy in there, not just in there,
up there.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
In there?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Is it? Up there?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is it like one of those big polaroid cameras that
spits the picture out. I couldn't look. But when I
walk thank you, scary your Eretha Franklin.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't have a penis, and just I can't even imagine.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, I supposed to be incredibly painful.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I had been dreading, not that I knew this was
going to happen. But I had a friend or two
had gone through it, and I prayed, please never ever
let me have to go.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Through this place. Did you do it because you wanted to?
Or was a medical thing? Who who would want to
do that? Oh? Okay, talk to any emergency room doctor.
The things that people rolled into the emergency room with
up their holes.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, I still don't think it's a desire to do it. Okay,
So I had to do it. I've had an.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Urinary thing, yeah okay.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
And we couldn't figure out what was going on, and
I actually jumped to the cat scan first, hoping to
avoid what we did. Okay, cat scan was great, clean.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
It's like, darn it, now I got to go through this.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
But the fear of what was going to happen was
far worse than the actual procedure.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Good, okay, that's good. You know Nate had it done. Yeah? Yeah,
I was one of his support phone calls. Yes he was. Not.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Only was he a support phone call, he sent me
the video. Yeah when he did it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Why would you do that to someone wants to show
him it wasn't that bad? Do you want to see
inside my peas?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I took no, do not show us the inside your
penis video it okay, okay, let's see inside of my penis,
inside your penis.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's very short, very quick, thinner expected.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well that's inside your penis. Isn't that interesting? You want
to see inside my penis? Hedn't want to the street
and ask strangers if they want to see inside your penia?
It was, wasn't it informative? And the whole procedure was
a minute twenty two seconds because I kill so they're looking.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
They're looking for tailtale signs of yes, of blockages of
whatever my issue was.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Going to be.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
But I didn't tell you this, and I apologize on
air in front of millions.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I couldn't look at the video, okay, could no.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I was afraid to see what was going to happen.
So I actually never looked at the video.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
They don't put you out for this.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
They put you out. Do they give you a local?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Oh yeah, they squeeze some light acane liquid, you know
up the the boyhood as I call it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I have that video at home.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Anyway, AnyWho, so so, did they did anything clear? You good? No?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
They it was clear inside you know, the arena, but
that they haven't found what my issue is, so I've
got to go to whatever is going to happen next.
But I can't imagine anything next is going to be
as terrifying as the thought of what I went through
on Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Look, I do believe that it's great to know all
about your body. It's great to know what procedures are
all about if you have one. It is great to
have a great doctor, physician or surgeon who explains everything,
here's what we're gonna do. We're doing it because of this,
You're not going to feel a thing. But I do
believe that there is something to be said for not
(04:02):
knowing everything, and that is the visual. For instance, when
I had laser surgery done to my laser procedure done
to my eyes, right, it's a very common thing. I
mean they have you can get it done in a mall.
I mean it's everywhere. Yeah, But when I saw the
video of what they did, I'm like, they did that
to my eye. Ooh. I don't know if I would
(04:24):
go back and do it again if I had to.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I had the same thing with when I had my
nose one years ago. I kind of looked into my
chart back then and it talked about like cutting and
flipping like skin and I was like, what they did that?
I'm like, if I knew that, I don't know if
I'd do it.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And when I had my my face lift, God only
knows what they did. But now I have a beard
growing behind my ears. I didn't used to have that. Okay,
obviously they pulled it back and they attached it behind me.
I do believe that there are things in life we
don't really have to know full disclosure. Do you agree
with that? Gun?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I like knowing everything before I go in for anything.
I look up every procedure. I look up the worst
thing that could have happened.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I just like to be prepared. So can I ask
you this? Do you do you ever go on web MD?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I don't do web md because the answer is always
the same. You either have a cold or if you
have something that's gonna kill you.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, I got a hangnail. Well, what possibilities could be? Cancer? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh it's no web MD.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
When I had thyroid cancer, I went in and I
googled what it would look like, and it looked like
somebody had cut these people's heads off, Because you know,
they do the incision in your neck and I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm gonna look like someone tried to
decapitate me. So I went out and I bought all
these scarves, thinking that I was gonna have to wear
scars for the rest of my life. But that's not
(05:40):
how it happened. Looking at your right was actually not it, didn't,
you know. I mean, shout out to doctor in a way,
who's an amazing surgeon. But like, was it like that maybe.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Those pictures were old or those were so you just
it's always worst case scenario.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, so but you because how happy are you? True?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
But when you google these things, it does scare you
so scary.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
When you had your colonoscopy Nottil long ago, I mean,
did you get to watch your video?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I sort after the fact, I did not want to
know the details of what actually happens to me.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
They show you you had polyps? You said I had.
Did they show your your polyp? Your Jackson polyps? My
favorite artist.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I think it's performing at the iHeart Country Festival.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, he did.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
They found one one big polemp and he said thank
you for coming to me.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Now he's, uh, you should have come a couple Okay,
But the whole point is you got to see inside you.
I got to see inside Did you need to see that?
I didn't really need to Gandhi needs to see inside you.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I need to sey, I need to see inside all
of you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That's weird, best forty five minutes sleep ever.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The thing is the body is an interesting thing, and
it's like it's like going under the surface of the
sea to see what's going on down there. It's like
going to outer space. You're going to someplace. It's it's
it's been there your entire life. For instance, look at
the number of fainters we have in our bodies, so many.
We always we always think of, you know, sph sphincter
(07:01):
number one right back there, you know, but we've got
sphincters in your throat. You got sphincters everywhere, and they
open up and close like they look like little fish lips.
They really do. It's fascinating. So what just in a
text a moment ago, talking about how they had to
go down their throat to take a look at their
(07:22):
local course said it looked like a vagina because you know,
so your your body is full of vaginas and sphincters
and all sorts of things, and it's a wonderful thing
that God, the universe, however you claim it has created
and it works this this round, well round, there's this
(07:43):
roundish thing in your chest beats and with every beat
of that heart, it's pumping blood and oxygen and all
sorts of nutrients around your body.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And in my case, out of the body. Thanks for sharing, Okay,
I just think that it's all about. Yes, it's incredible.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What the body. It's incredible to me that I can
have sex with someone and it feels so awesome, and
then months later a baby pops out that is representing
me genetically as well as the mother. I just to
me that if you stop and think about it, I mean,
are we smoking pot right now? It's it really is
(08:25):
incredible what science offers us and teaches us.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
They will use a die of diarrhea. Now we just
laugh about it and sends Gary on his way.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
This is true anywhere I know. I know, I feel
like we've taken a bunch of gummies. We're all high
and talking. Look as a cat. Look at those almond
shaped eyes on the cat. You know that cat's from
outer space. We're high, are high?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It was the bagel.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
All right, we got to move on anyway. I'm glad
your penis is doing better. If a Hallmark had a
card that said, Gee, I'm happy your penis is doing better,
I would send it to which you get into that business?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I say, we need a business. What you really want
to say? That's what the card should mine should be called.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You should be able to print anything. Yeah, I mean
if you can print a gun with a printer, or
you can print a card, Yeah for sure. Right, anyway,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. What's this? It's a card for uh, it's
a penis card penus and it says wishing you a
lifetime of health and half penis.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I can't do news stories after this. It's serious stuff.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show
Hey is Ityone.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Talked to David Katz about his penis today.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I asked him how his penis was this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I didn't know I was supposed to.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, he has a little sticker on his chest and says,
ask me about my penis. Huh, So, David Kats, by
the way, if you're wondering here, David has been my
partner for years, my business partner for many, many years.
But an agent agent, you were like agent to the store,
agent to the star.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Whenever you to do some though, and you go, this
is my partner, Not like that, not like that.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So David, they had to cram a camera in your wiener.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh yes, exactly, Froggy in there, not just in there,
up there.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
In there?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Is it? Up there?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is it like one of those big polaroid cameras that
spits the picture out. I couldn't look. But when I
walk thank you, scary your Eretha Franklin.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't have a penis, and just I can't even imagine.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, I supposed to be incredibly painful.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I had been dreading, not that I knew this was
going to happen. But I had a friend or two
had gone through it, and I prayed, please never ever
let me have to go.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Through this place. Did you do it because you wanted to?
Or was a medical thing? Who who would want to
do that? Oh? Okay, talk to any emergency room doctor.
The things that people rolled into the emergency room with
up their holes.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, I still don't think it's a desire to do it. Okay,
So I had to do it. I've had an.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Urinary thing, yeah okay.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
And we couldn't figure out what was going on, and
I actually jumped to the cat scan first, hoping to
avoid what we did. Okay, cat scan was great, clean.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
It's like, darn it, now I got to go through this.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
But the fear of what was going to happen was
far worse than the actual procedure.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Good, okay, that's good. You know Nate had it done. Yeah? Yeah,
I was one of his support phone calls. Yes he was. Not.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Only was he a support phone call, he sent me
the video. Yeah when he did it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Why would you do that to someone wants to show
him it wasn't that bad? Do you want to see
inside my peas?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I took no, do not show us the inside your
penis video it okay, okay, let's see inside of my penis,
inside your penis.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's very short, very quick, thinner expected.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well that's inside your penis. Isn't that interesting? You want
to see inside my penis? Hedn't want to the street
and ask strangers if they want to see inside your penia?
It was, wasn't it informative? And the whole procedure was
a minute twenty two seconds because I kill so they're looking.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
They're looking for tailtale signs of yes, of blockages of
whatever my issue was.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Going to be.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
But I didn't tell you this, and I apologize on
air in front of millions.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I couldn't look at the video, okay, could no.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I was afraid to see what was going to happen.
So I actually never looked at the video.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
They don't put you out for this.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
They put you out. Do they give you a local?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Oh yeah, they squeeze some light acane liquid, you know
up the the boyhood as I call it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I have that video at home.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Anyway, AnyWho, so so, did they did anything clear? You good? No?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
They it was clear inside you know, the arena, but
that they haven't found what my issue is, so I've
got to go to whatever is going to happen next.
But I can't imagine anything next is going to be
as terrifying as the thought of what I went through
on Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Look, I do believe that it's great to know all
about your body. It's great to know what procedures are
all about if you have one. It is great to
have a great doctor, physician or surgeon who explains everything,
here's what we're gonna do. We're doing it because of this,
You're not going to feel a thing. But I do
believe that there is something to be said for not
(04:02):
knowing everything, and that is the visual. For instance, when
I had laser surgery done to my laser procedure done
to my eyes, right, it's a very common thing. I
mean they have you can get it done in a mall.
I mean it's everywhere. Yeah, But when I saw the
video of what they did, I'm like, they did that
to my eye. Ooh. I don't know if I would
(04:24):
go back and do it again if I had to.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I had the same thing with when I had my
nose one years ago. I kind of looked into my
chart back then and it talked about like cutting and
flipping like skin and I was like, what they did that?
I'm like, if I knew that, I don't know if
I'd do it.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And when I had my my face lift, God only
knows what they did. But now I have a beard
growing behind my ears. I didn't used to have that. Okay,
obviously they pulled it back and they attached it behind me.
I do believe that there are things in life we
don't really have to know full disclosure. Do you agree
with that? Gun?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I like knowing everything before I go in for anything.
I look up every procedure. I look up the worst
thing that could have happened.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I just like to be prepared. So can I ask
you this? Do you do you ever go on web MD?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I don't do web md because the answer is always
the same. You either have a cold or if you
have something that's gonna kill you.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, I got a hangnail. Well, what possibilities could be? Cancer? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh it's no web MD.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
When I had thyroid cancer, I went in and I
googled what it would look like, and it looked like
somebody had cut these people's heads off, Because you know,
they do the incision in your neck and I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm gonna look like someone tried to
decapitate me. So I went out and I bought all
these scarves, thinking that I was gonna have to wear
scars for the rest of my life. But that's not
(05:40):
how it happened. Looking at your right was actually not it, didn't,
you know. I mean, shout out to doctor in a way,
who's an amazing surgeon. But like, was it like that maybe.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Those pictures were old or those were so you just
it's always worst case scenario.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, so but you because how happy are you? True?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
But when you google these things, it does scare you
so scary.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
When you had your colonoscopy Nottil long ago, I mean,
did you get to watch your video?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I sort after the fact, I did not want to
know the details of what actually happens to me.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
They show you you had polyps? You said I had.
Did they show your your polyp? Your Jackson polyps? My
favorite artist.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I think it's performing at the iHeart Country Festival.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, he did.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
They found one one big polemp and he said thank
you for coming to me.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Now he's, uh, you should have come a couple Okay,
But the whole point is you got to see inside you.
I got to see inside Did you need to see that?
I didn't really need to Gandhi needs to see inside you.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I need to sey, I need to see inside all
of you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That's weird, best forty five minutes sleep ever.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The thing is the body is an interesting thing, and
it's like it's like going under the surface of the
sea to see what's going on down there. It's like
going to outer space. You're going to someplace. It's it's
it's been there your entire life. For instance, look at
the number of fainters we have in our bodies, so many.
We always we always think of, you know, sph sphincter
(07:01):
number one right back there, you know, but we've got
sphincters in your throat. You got sphincters everywhere, and they
open up and close like they look like little fish lips.
They really do. It's fascinating. So what just in a
text a moment ago, talking about how they had to
go down their throat to take a look at their
(07:22):
local course said it looked like a vagina because you know,
so your your body is full of vaginas and sphincters
and all sorts of things, and it's a wonderful thing
that God, the universe, however you claim it has created
and it works this this round, well round, there's this
(07:43):
roundish thing in your chest beats and with every beat
of that heart, it's pumping blood and oxygen and all
sorts of nutrients around your body.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And in my case, out of the body. Thanks for sharing, Okay,
I just think that it's all about. Yes, it's incredible.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What the body. It's incredible to me that I can
have sex with someone and it feels so awesome, and
then months later a baby pops out that is representing
me genetically as well as the mother. I just to
me that if you stop and think about it, I mean,
are we smoking pot right now? It's it really is
(08:25):
incredible what science offers us and teaches us.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
They will use a die of diarrhea. Now we just
laugh about it and sends Gary on his way.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
This is true anywhere I know. I know, I feel
like we've taken a bunch of gummies. We're all high
and talking. Look as a cat. Look at those almond
shaped eyes on the cat. You know that cat's from
outer space. We're high, are high?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It was the bagel.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
All right, we got to move on anyway. I'm glad
your penis is doing better. If a Hallmark had a
card that said, Gee, I'm happy your penis is doing better,
I would send it to which you get into that business?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I say, we need a business. What you really want
to say? That's what the card should mine should be called.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You should be able to print anything. Yeah, I mean
if you can print a gun with a printer, or
you can print a card, Yeah for sure. Right, anyway,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. What's this? It's a card for uh, it's
a penis card penus and it says wishing you a
lifetime of health and half penis.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I can't do news stories after this. It's serious stuff.
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