January 21, 2025 • 7 mins
Andrew re-discovered Costco as an adult, and let's just say he might be sleeping there soon enough...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
is Andrew around yet? Have you seen Andrew? This morning?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is here?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
He has discovered for the first time ever Costco. Have
you heard about his? Yes? Really reached out like, hey,
it's like at this Costco membership? Are you down? Are
we going to go?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, let's do it. Where is he Andrew? Daniel? Can
you get Andrew? Please's d I know, but I want
to hear you scream for Andrew. There you go, and
there he is immediately, Daniel. It works. It works every time. So,
I mean, had you never been to a Costco before?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I had been to a Costco as a kid, I
would go on Truth with my mom. But as an adult,
this is a brand new experience and I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
With I've heard you use the word mecca in a way.
It's your new mecca.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It is my mecca. On Sundays, I go for my
spin cluess and I go for my Costco run.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I want. It's just there is nothing better. There is nothing. Wait, wait,
there's a spin class at Costco. I'm not hearing this run.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I wish I'm gonna start teaching one there because I'm
gonna start living there soon.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, So what slapped you upside the head as an
adult that didn't grab your attention when you were younger
and you went to Costco back then.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
The concept of buying in bulk. It's like, you go
to the store, Why get like a package of four
burgers when you could get a pack.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Of forty Then you don't have to go shopping again.
It's grossed and you have enough room for all of that. Yeah,
you got a freezer room at home. You got plenty
of freezer room for that. You know. I am running
into that issue is that I have bought now too much? Okay.
There was a time I was totally addicted to Costco Okay,
and we called it Costco co op because I would
(01:50):
let my friends know I was going and we I
would go buy the you know, eighty hamburger patty box
and then you know, we would split them up and
my friends would take there. I mean, so you can
buy them balk Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can buy them bulk.
At the same time, you kind of spread the love
to your friends, but they need to agree ahead of
time what it is you're bond. I'm trying to get
(02:10):
Gandhi in on my co op. I'm in.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't know that I can get down on the
forty burger patty thing with you?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, for sure, for sure we could start small baby,
do you know, like paper towels, maybe some detergent, Oh,
stuff like that. I'm in.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's it's got everything. And then afterwards, oh oh, I
want a little snack for my shopping trip. A chicken bake,
the hot dog, the pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
They have really good pizza, Yes they do. Is that
the Kirklands pizza? Is that at Costco? Or is that
the other one?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It absolutely is, but they they don't take it out
of the freezer cook it, do they? I mean they're fresh,
aren't they? They are? They're fresh.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So I was trunning into this issue because I did
also see that you could buy the pizzas in the
freezer section. So I'm wondering if it's the same all
I'll do it red.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know. Why don't you find out next time
you go to Costco, which I'm sure will be today
by chance? Pants? Have you bought Costco pants yet? Yeah?
Now you're you're officially as Cody, and so I love
the fact you can go to Costco and get chicken,
(03:20):
a pizza, tires and a coffin.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Right, you know, I know, always buy stuff you don't
need if you walk down every aisle. Like if you
go to Costco and know exactly what you need, you
make a list and you say, these are the things
I'm getting, it's great. But if you walk up and
down every aisle, you will talk yourself into stuff that
you know you don't need.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You're but you're gonna load it. You gotta know that
going in, Froggy, because that's a good point. You need
to know going in that it could turn into total craziness.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I walked out with everything bagel seasoning for no reason.
I need everything else I do.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That is delicious. Oh my god. They have avocados and
they have sour dough bread. Everything you need to all
the above. So Scotty B. Scotty be the resident professional
shopper on our show. And I say professional, he gets
paid to shop. This guy knows. So Costco for you,
Scotty B. What does that look?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I very rarely go there because just buying in bulk
doesn't mean you're necessarily saving money. However, I went the
other day for toilet paper, and sugar free peanut butter
cups and I spend three hundred and fifty two dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What yes, not cups? Obviously obviously you went off the
list and bought some other stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Well, because I must go up and down every aisle
when I go to a store, and that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh well, I have a question. So on instacart, if
you order on instacar and I want to order bulk
and I do costco, I don't have to have the membership,
right the person who's doing the shopping.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Has the members No, no, I would get your membership me
as the shopper. You have to be a member.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh wait, I can, because I do. I've done it too.
It's a different service. It's not Instacart that does it.
It's a different one. But I think because of that,
you pay a little bit more for every single I mean,
which you do with any of these anyway you can.
We have they have eyeglasses, they have insurance engagement sometimes yeah,
the engagement rings. Diamond says. They sell gold bars. Yeah. Yeah,
(05:15):
As a matter of fact, they were selling out when
we did this story originally several months ago. I recam. Yeah, okay,
so there's a little bit of everything at Costco, and
I'm glad you rediscovered it, but I'm seriously seriously telling
you now, Andrew, it's gonna get out of hand unless
you work with friends like Gandhi and and Josh and
you know all of the above, and you know you guys,
you kinda have to vote on what you want to
(05:37):
buy and bring home and they split it up.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, yeah, I do need someone to go with me
because then I do walk out with like just stuff
for months and months and then you know where am
I going.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I live in a one bedroom apartment. I don't have
that much room. You can bring some of that Kirkland
beats off here though. That so good?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So there you go. Costco is his new mecca. It's
the best they do, so they do. They sell coffins there.
But Scary was saying his cousin CARMI, I wanted Scary
to join him to go coffin shopping over the weekend,
and Costco is the way to go. We didn't go
to Costco. We we went through the funeral home. Why
(06:17):
are you laughing? If someone if someone is in the
mindset to buy a coffin, there's a reason why it's
a nervous laughter. It's it's like he's just preparing. He's
just I don't know, he's got nothing wrong with him.
He's like, he's a totally healthy guy. He's like, look,
I'm the last in my line of people on my
side of the family, so why don't you help me out?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
So I went with him, and it was it was
a crazy experience because I'm like, I've never.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Did you go? You went to a funeral home and
shop for coffin? I went with him? Yeah, I went
with him. He did. He pigs went out for himself.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
No, are there different like it features and accessories?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh, yes, they come in different they come in different grades.
They stand with steel and black and Bluetooth speakers, stuff
like that. It's wild a smart coffin and Casey wake up.
But I was not prepared for it. But look, but
you know, what you're saying is kind of creepy. But
he's that's very smart to get it done, don't have
to think about it. And it ever again and again.
(07:09):
Another reason to go to Costco. They sell everything. They
sell everything at Costco. You can go there for a
coffin and then go to the pharmacy to get something
to stop your coffin. You know what I'm saying. Advertise
that
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
is Andrew around yet? Have you seen Andrew? This morning?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is here?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
He has discovered for the first time ever Costco. Have
you heard about his? Yes? Really reached out like, hey,
it's like at this Costco membership? Are you down? Are
we going to go?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, let's do it. Where is he Andrew? Daniel? Can
you get Andrew? Please's d I know, but I want
to hear you scream for Andrew. There you go, and
there he is immediately, Daniel. It works. It works every time. So,
I mean, had you never been to a Costco before?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I had been to a Costco as a kid, I
would go on Truth with my mom. But as an adult,
this is a brand new experience and I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
With I've heard you use the word mecca in a way.
It's your new mecca.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It is my mecca. On Sundays, I go for my
spin cluess and I go for my Costco run.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I want. It's just there is nothing better. There is nothing. Wait, wait,
there's a spin class at Costco. I'm not hearing this run.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I wish I'm gonna start teaching one there because I'm
gonna start living there soon.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, So what slapped you upside the head as an
adult that didn't grab your attention when you were younger
and you went to Costco back then.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
The concept of buying in bulk. It's like, you go
to the store, Why get like a package of four
burgers when you could get a pack.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Of forty Then you don't have to go shopping again.
It's grossed and you have enough room for all of that. Yeah,
you got a freezer room at home. You got plenty
of freezer room for that. You know. I am running
into that issue is that I have bought now too much? Okay.
There was a time I was totally addicted to Costco Okay,
and we called it Costco co op because I would
(01:50):
let my friends know I was going and we I
would go buy the you know, eighty hamburger patty box
and then you know, we would split them up and
my friends would take there. I mean, so you can
buy them balk Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can buy them bulk.
At the same time, you kind of spread the love
to your friends, but they need to agree ahead of
time what it is you're bond. I'm trying to get
(02:10):
Gandhi in on my co op. I'm in.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't know that I can get down on the
forty burger patty thing with you?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, for sure, for sure we could start small baby,
do you know, like paper towels, maybe some detergent, Oh,
stuff like that. I'm in.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's it's got everything. And then afterwards, oh oh, I
want a little snack for my shopping trip. A chicken bake,
the hot dog, the pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
They have really good pizza, Yes they do. Is that
the Kirklands pizza? Is that at Costco? Or is that
the other one?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It absolutely is, but they they don't take it out
of the freezer cook it, do they? I mean they're fresh,
aren't they? They are? They're fresh.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So I was trunning into this issue because I did
also see that you could buy the pizzas in the
freezer section. So I'm wondering if it's the same all
I'll do it red.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know. Why don't you find out next time
you go to Costco, which I'm sure will be today
by chance? Pants? Have you bought Costco pants yet? Yeah?
Now you're you're officially as Cody, and so I love
the fact you can go to Costco and get chicken,
(03:20):
a pizza, tires and a coffin.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Right, you know, I know, always buy stuff you don't
need if you walk down every aisle. Like if you
go to Costco and know exactly what you need, you
make a list and you say, these are the things
I'm getting, it's great. But if you walk up and
down every aisle, you will talk yourself into stuff that
you know you don't need.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You're but you're gonna load it. You gotta know that
going in, Froggy, because that's a good point. You need
to know going in that it could turn into total craziness.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I walked out with everything bagel seasoning for no reason.
I need everything else I do.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That is delicious. Oh my god. They have avocados and
they have sour dough bread. Everything you need to all
the above. So Scotty B. Scotty be the resident professional
shopper on our show. And I say professional, he gets
paid to shop. This guy knows. So Costco for you,
Scotty B. What does that look?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I very rarely go there because just buying in bulk
doesn't mean you're necessarily saving money. However, I went the
other day for toilet paper, and sugar free peanut butter
cups and I spend three hundred and fifty two dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What yes, not cups? Obviously obviously you went off the
list and bought some other stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Well, because I must go up and down every aisle
when I go to a store, and that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh well, I have a question. So on instacart, if
you order on instacar and I want to order bulk
and I do costco, I don't have to have the membership,
right the person who's doing the shopping.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Has the members No, no, I would get your membership me
as the shopper. You have to be a member.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh wait, I can, because I do. I've done it too.
It's a different service. It's not Instacart that does it.
It's a different one. But I think because of that,
you pay a little bit more for every single I mean,
which you do with any of these anyway you can.
We have they have eyeglasses, they have insurance engagement sometimes yeah,
the engagement rings. Diamond says. They sell gold bars. Yeah. Yeah,
(05:15):
As a matter of fact, they were selling out when
we did this story originally several months ago. I recam. Yeah, okay,
so there's a little bit of everything at Costco, and
I'm glad you rediscovered it, but I'm seriously seriously telling
you now, Andrew, it's gonna get out of hand unless
you work with friends like Gandhi and and Josh and
you know all of the above, and you know you guys,
you kinda have to vote on what you want to
(05:37):
buy and bring home and they split it up.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, yeah, I do need someone to go with me
because then I do walk out with like just stuff
for months and months and then you know where am
I going.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I live in a one bedroom apartment. I don't have
that much room. You can bring some of that Kirkland
beats off here though. That so good?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So there you go. Costco is his new mecca. It's
the best they do, so they do. They sell coffins there.
But Scary was saying his cousin CARMI, I wanted Scary
to join him to go coffin shopping over the weekend,
and Costco is the way to go. We didn't go
to Costco. We we went through the funeral home. Why
(06:17):
are you laughing? If someone if someone is in the
mindset to buy a coffin, there's a reason why it's
a nervous laughter. It's it's like he's just preparing. He's
just I don't know, he's got nothing wrong with him.
He's like, he's a totally healthy guy. He's like, look,
I'm the last in my line of people on my
side of the family, so why don't you help me out?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
So I went with him, and it was it was
a crazy experience because I'm like, I've never.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Did you go? You went to a funeral home and
shop for coffin? I went with him? Yeah, I went
with him. He did. He pigs went out for himself.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
No, are there different like it features and accessories?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh, yes, they come in different they come in different grades.
They stand with steel and black and Bluetooth speakers, stuff
like that. It's wild a smart coffin and Casey wake up.
But I was not prepared for it. But look, but
you know, what you're saying is kind of creepy. But
he's that's very smart to get it done, don't have
to think about it. And it ever again and again.
(07:09):
Another reason to go to Costco. They sell everything. They
sell everything at Costco. You can go there for a
coffin and then go to the pharmacy to get something
to stop your coffin. You know what I'm saying. Advertise
that
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