January 30, 2025 • 26 mins
Nurse Blake joins us to give us a how-to with catheters, tells us about a medical incident, and spills a secret about his upcoming tour!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And there's a strike going on. I always side with
the nurses alway. Yeah, this is why this is my
hospitals hate Nurse Blake.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
They do not like me. Nurse Blake is here. Hi, Hi,
thanks so much for having me.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Welcome back. We've got lots to cover. Okay, I know, okay, okay,
we have a minute. Yeah, we have a long list
of things to cover. So how are you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm really really good, I'm much wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, listen, So I did go for thirty days to
a little wellness retreat with no phone, no work, and
it was the best thing ever.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So you gave up drinking and I did. Yeah, so
you get sober? Sober? Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I did so when I saw wellness a treat, I
mean rehab.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, it was so funny because the nurses there recognize me.
And I think the hardest part about being in there
is I had to wait for medicine, like in a medline, right,
but all I really take is a fiber gummy, So
I would have to wait thirty minutes for me for
my fibers.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hey, So okay, I've all I've always thought about before
the end of my life, which look at my age,
it's gonna happen soon.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I would love to go away.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
For a wellness retreat in air quotes air quotes, because
I have a list of things I need to be
working on.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Do it. It was honestly that I would go back.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I would go there when you came out. Now, how
is are things different? Like with your phone and your
relationship with your social media and all that.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I just I'm not on it all the time anymore.
Like even my family recognizes like, oh my god, he's
not on his phone, Like it's great. Yeah, So it
was really bad just being on my phone all the time.
And when it came to drinking, I wasn't like excessively drinking,
but after a show, especially doing comedy and have it
jack and coke every night.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, And I was like, you know, it's not Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Our relationship with alcohol is very tricky. Look, and I
come from a family of alcoholics, and I drink on
occasion on festifications and I haven't really made a big
deal about it here, but I have not been drinking
like I used to drink.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I just low it now, I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Telling you, Especially like the gen Z generation, they're really
not drinking alcohol. It's all about mocktails and anything.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, and lots of trus.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Mocktails are so expensive. I got one last night here
in New York. I was like fifteen dollars. I'm like,
there's not alcohol here. I had a shot of vodka.
I think goes down in price. It's weird. I don't understand.
It's like jeans. Jeans with holes in them cost more.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So let's talk about Nurse Blake. Nurse Nurse Blake was
on us, on with us not that long ago. It
seemed like way too long ago. I know, it's like
last year.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It was. It was before we have Okay, before my
wellness or I love that. Talk about that. Yeah, like
I need some names and numbers. Okay, I got you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But I will say that nurses have been such an
important part of our lives, even well. They were a
very important part of medical the medical field before we
were born, and they'll be after we're dead. But we
definitely learned our lesson during pandemic because we had some
nurses listening to us and counting on us every day
as they rolled in to the most difficult hours of
(03:06):
their lives and days and months of their lives right
and through that, through that relationship with our nurses that listen.
When we found out about you going out there and
pumping nurses up, making them feel good, making them laugh,
we had to have you on. Let's talk about what
you're still doing as like the leader of the nurse parade,
because you really.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Are not the leader.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But you know, I've been a nurse, I've worked those
hard shifts and actually, going back to the wellness retreat,
I went to the first three or four people I
met there were all nurses that were also there. It's
such a hard job, right, and so many nurses out
there don't take care of themselves. So if you're a
nurse and you're listening and you've had a hard shift
and you're going through a really hard time, my heart
(03:48):
is with you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You know you got this.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
And we care so much for other people, we forget
to care for ourselves, So don't forget to care for yourself.
But yeah, I mean, I support nurses in many ways.
A lot of nurses are striking around the tree, So
whenever there's a strike, I love to go out and
support nurses because these hospitals y'all they just care about
profit like they do not care about the patient at
the end of the day. So whenever nurses go on strike,
(04:10):
I hate to see it happen. But I love when
the nurses come together and say, hey, like, we're not
gonna clock in or work unless you treat us fairly
and we have the resources to care for, you know, patients.
It's so funny because I went to the Olive Garden
the other day.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And there were there. I love a breadstick. I love
a bread.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Stick, and that's salad. That's never a salad in.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
The alfredo dip. I mean, it's so worth the stomach.
There's so many times are going take the ball there.
So you went to Olive Garden and what happened?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Five people working the host station, five people working in
the hosting. But if you go into a hospital you
have thirty sick patients, you got one or two nurses.
It's like what I wish hospitals were staffed like the
Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's what I'm trying to say. I'm like, y'all got
good staffing here. Oh okay, hospitals should take note. It's
taken out roll down to the local olive gardens.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Serve breadsticks as well.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Thank you. Well, you know, look, I do know.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm not I'm not going to go by name, but
I do know of a hospital corporation that is actually
kicking themselves and moving in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And so there are some that are trying.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They are nurses have been so loud and so vocal
and protesting and numbers we haven't seen historically, which is
so inspiring to see the hospitals are starting to listen.
And actually doctors are also unionizing too and striking with
the nurses and we've seen that in Oregon State and
it's making a big difference. So it's so cool to
have the doctors also supporting us.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So back to Nurse Blake and what he does. I
love the fact that you do a nurse conent. See
you started this how many years ago?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah? Five years, four years ago?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, our first one happened in twenty twenty two, so
we're coming up on our fifth sailing.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Share So described to everyone who's listening who may not
have heard of Nurse Gone, what it's all about, and
what you do when you're on board with these these nurses.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
So it's nurse kind of See.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
We take over a whole cruise ship about thirty five
hundred nurses, four nights, five days.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
We do continuing education and theme nights and parties.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
We have drag shows and drag bingo and it is
honestly the best time ever. I mean, anytime you're in
a room with like over three thousand nurses, it's gonna
get wild.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And people some people are like ill, cruises like ill.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I'm like, our cruise is the safest cruise ever because
it's all nurses.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Like you know, if we are ever.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
The cruise that gets the diarrhea, I will be so mad.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh my god, I will be so mad.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I'm going to be with people that know how to
keep their hands right.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I know, we wash our hands, we wash our hands.
Especially in the hospital. You're supposed to foe in and
out after every shift at the end of twelve hours,
foaming in.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And out hundreds of times. Your hints are like bleeding.
I think we need that role here. We should foam out,
foone in it out, foam out every day. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So, being a nurse you see things that you I
don't know that we don't see.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So being on a ship with thirty five hundred nurses.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
What is something that's going on in that ship other
than foaming in and foaming out every five minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But we don't.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
We we totally would take for granted. I mean, oh,
you know, you take for granted. It's like nurses together.
They're all doing something that we don't do. Yeah, I mean,
I think it's a lot of camaraderie.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I think, right when you get on the ship, you
feel like you're at home, like you're just connected to
a community. And especially when I do my comedy shows
and tours, like and there's a thousand nurses in a room,
I feel like we all know each other. So it's
like a big family reunion even though we haven't met
each other, right, And it's so cool is I think
the age difference. We'll have nurses that are twenty years
old dancing and partying. Nextit nurses who are retired in eighty,
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you know, And that's that's so cool to me.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
That's so special.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So had pandemic not happened as it did, I wish
it didn't know, we all wish it did.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But I don't would you be doing what you're doing?
I mean, there was such.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
A call for what you went ahead and did for nurses.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, I think nurses needed at the most. I think
nurses still need it, and I think coming out of
the pandemic, I think nurses really learn their value and
the struggles that that that healthcare has. So yeah, I
don't think we would have been able to do it
without nurses really needing support.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Are still nursing actively.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
So I'm still licensed. So if you go down right now,
I do CPR on you.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But well, let me get if I go down right now,
you'll do CPR on me. Yeah. Sure. I don't take insurance,
so it's just cash pay only.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
What nurses do all the time. I feel correct me
if I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Please.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
I feel like you guys are always looking at people's veins.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's a good vein to tap that vein, you know.
I say, if you're a straight guy out there, straight.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
In eight, when you're that'able, once you guys stop calling
him straight Nate, then maybe I'll have hope, you know,
then that would be a good day. Much understand that
the straight guys out there, if you're looking to catch
a nurse on your tender profile, don't post a picture
of you holding up a fish just show us a
(09:18):
picture of your vein, because that's really all we want.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
A thick, big, bulging vein is going to get me going.
That's it, Nate Balton, Just in time, bas get a lesson.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
A medical community just stays looking at your veins.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh, we do like you. Just there.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We got a back up in a second. Godi asked
a question, are you still nursing? You say you're still licensed.
Have you thought about maybe? I mean, you're busy, You've
got it. You've got another tour coming up, which no
one knows about yet, but we've got to talk about that.
You have nurse gone coming up, so finding time to
hop back on a schedule is just not in your
cards right now.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I mean, I went to nursing school eleven years ago
to care for patients, right to learn how to answer
IV's not like tell jokes or run a nursing conference.
It's not that I can't, it's that hospitals won't hire me,
like I'm so outspoken and vocal and what I do like,
that's they pushed me out of the hospital system. And
that's when I kind of got into comedy. Well, that'll
be Gandhi's death here people started recognizing me, and the
(10:16):
hospitals are like, are you making videos about us? And
I'm like yeah, I am, like I am, so They're
like you like HR's I will never get past the
HR all.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Well, you know if a hospital was smart, the smartest hospital.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Will hire you. Please, thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So out on tour, yeah yeah, I mean you've got
a room for thousands of nurses. What happens if there's
an incident, like a medical incident at a concert.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I've done over three hundred shows, there's always like a
few thousand nurses there. We've never had a medical incident
until a few months ago. We were in a Lake Tahoe,
so we're at a little elevation, and I've always thought
thousand nurses, if anything happens, gonna be good, right, And
she just got a little from the out to you
you got so she went down, you know during my show,
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and I heard some commotion in the back and then
right when all the nurses knew something was happening, a
thousand tipsy nurses with their white claws in high noon
all try to play hero. And it was the most
I had to get down off stage into the crowd
to clear the area.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Every who I get. She was spine. She was great.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
She actually hung out at the merch booth after. But
it was it was so interesting to see so many nurses.
I'll try to be you know, but what they say,
they all want to help. They're all drunk, they're all
a little tipsy, they're all a little tipps time.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You'll all get a shot at the patient, all thousand
of you, but one at a time, and at a time.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
How often when somebody calls for a medical professional, do
you actually raise your hand and say yes me or
do you hide from it?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
So I think I especially being a new nurse, it's like, yeah,
like I want to be a hero, Like you better
film me saving a life, because I wanted to go
viral on the news, Like I want to be a hero.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
But but now you're just like yeah, Like so.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I always were my earphones and him on a plane
the volume up really high.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Come on, if you're the only one on a plane
that can save someone, you're gonna help, you know, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
If you can hear it, if I can hear you know,
I couldn't hear it. No, And nurses will understand totally
relate to what I'm saying. But what's so funny is
they'll always be like, is there a doctor on board?
And you're just like, well, they didn't say nurse. So
I did have a moment. I was on Spirit Airlines.
Don't judge me. Oh no, I like the big seats
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and Spirit. I think they're great. I think Spirit Airlines
is great. And they called for a medical and I
was like, I'm gonna be the hero, Like I was
so excited like this, I've been nurse ten years.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I've never had a medical called on a plane like.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I was so ready and the girl was just a
little dizzy from her gummy yeh, I know.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
You are so disappointed.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I was so I was ready to I know, I
was so ready to just do see pr and like
save the life.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And she's like, you're ready to give a track going?
I was ready. I was, Yeah, I was so ready.
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I will say this and I don't want to get
anyone mad, but without nurses, hospitals would fall apart. Thank you,
thank you, And I'm sure I need to know that
there are hospitals out there to understand that, and or
they're trying to better.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Understand that I have a call from beautiful Omaha. Hold on,
let's go talk to Cammy. Is this Cammy? This is Carrie,
Sorry your nurse.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay, okay, Cammy. Yes, you love Nurse Blake. You are
a nurse, and you love big fat veins as well,
do you not?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
I love Dames. I trained with the American Red Cross,
and yeah, where.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Would we be without veins. Let's be honest. If you
don't have veins, I'm not swiping right on you. I'm sorry.
What's up, Tommy?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Oh my gosh, I'm so I love you so much,
Nurse Blake. But and Elvis and all of you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But let's talk about let's sal about Nurse Blake. Though.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Why do nurses love Nurse Blake other than the fact
he's fun he's funny, but he's also relatable, right because
your nurses, he understands something about you that we don't get.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Absolutely, Yeah, Like he he brings perspective and lets other
people understand, like what we're going through. We are going
through so much. And the hospitals, yeah, they need to listen.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You're awesome, Cammy. Keep up the good work, keep up
the good work and Nebraska. I'm going to be out
there later this year, so you better come out.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Oh my gosh. Yes, I work at the hospital here
at the Heart Failure Clinic, and uh it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Are you. Are you day shift or night shift?
Speaker 7 (14:50):
I am day shift and I uh just we work
with the very advanced heart failure patients, so very sick one.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
And February is Hard Awareness.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Month A and cartdail. Your awareness is February seventh through
the eleven. I believe we.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Should be aware that year round. I believe. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Aren't you in town for the Red Dress Collection concert
for American Heart Association?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I am yeah, that's tonight. Are you wearing red? I
am wearing red. I'm wearing red. It's a nice fit,
Amy Read Yes. Keimmy, thank you for what you do.
And we love Omaha the best zoo in America, one
of them. Anyway, go out there and support your zoo. Okay,
thanks Jimmy, thank so. Okay, So you're back on the
road doing more shows. I am I when does it?
(15:32):
When does this it's a tour? When does it start? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
So I just wrapped up one hundred and fifty shows
socle all over the world. And then my new tour
hasn't been announced yet, but it will start in August.
So we're doing the cruise in April, and then we're
actually doing our first summer camp for nurses.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It's called Camp and Nurse Con. Where's that going to be?
It's going to be.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
It's only two hours away from here on the acres.
The acres like four hundred acres. We're going to four
hundred and fifty nurses.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And cabinet upstate New York somewhere. Y'all should come. I'm coming.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It's gonna be pretty epic. It's gonna be really cool.
So I'm so excited. So nurses, if you want to
come to camp, come with me.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh my god, I can't imagine spending the night with
a bunch of nurses the first you never you never
see me again ever?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Are you gonna have make the bracelets?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
But we're gonna do everything. It's on a lake. We're
gonna go tubing and yeah, okay, okay. See when when
nurses say tubes, it's something totally speaking.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Now, last time Nurse Blake was here, he brought a prop.
It was this thing you put in there, you push
a button. Stuff oozes out.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm not cusure what it was. What is this? What
did you bring today?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
So what I brought last time was a pure wic
and so that's something. It's an external catheter device. Yes,
and this is the old school classic fully catheter.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh yeah, so Nate crab it in your pee? Hop
you still you may still have it.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
This goes in, Okay, this goes into fully catheter or
what We lub it up and then we end heart
it in.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
But how does it stay in there? Right?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So staples, No, I don't know if this is worse
or better. But this is air. But imagine if this
is water what we do because we fill up the
tip with some water.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, oh my god. Oh so it's a little so
you put that up the payhole and you.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Blow that little so it stays in the bladder. Yeah,
it's very thick. And sometimes you guys, this some patients
will pull this out.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, just like that.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Is it more intense than that because you blow up
the end, right, so it's like a big bubble at
the end, so it doesn't fall out, and unfortunately you
have a patient that will pull it out.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But by catheter, you guys, But look, you know here's
thing about this, And Daniel's like, it's too big for
all you Look what came out of your vagina.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I'm kind of talking more about you guys. It's going
up there.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Oh look, you know the body can take more than
you think it can.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
The body can take a lot. That's a good point that, Nate.
But yeah, how was it so?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I think I still have a little dribbling ever since God,
thanks for sharing. Yeah, you need to get your prostate check, Nate. Okay,
did you bring a glove? This thing is so long?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
How far up does it go to your bladder?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It goes so in the hole all the way up
and you hold come here, stand stand in front of
your point to him on his body where his bladder is.
Oh yeah, it's like your bladder is right here to go.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So we're going to go up the hole and once
we get pee return, you'reine return. We know it's high enough.
And then we entered in just a little more and
fill up the tip with the watch.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Sounds like you're Juli for oil. You get the oil.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
That's exactly see, you got it? See see, and I
actually we can try it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't have lou
but you know we could.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Just Scotty, Scottie, where's Scotty, Scotty be squere scott to
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
He went to the bathroom. Wait, he doesn't have to
go to the bathroom. Might have a path. Come here, Scotty, Scotty,
Come here, Scotty, Scotty.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Scotty, get hit the handle, hit the micro hit the microphones,
hits the hits right here is fine?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
What what's your problem? You're patting? You put that in
your pee hole? I heard you guys talking about it,
and I had to leave. I can't. I can't because
I'm going to pass out. You're going to pass out
and you're not blows up.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I'll tell you what, if you pass out, it'll be
easier to get there.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
That what's the point of that? It's so if someone
needs hope, you're an eating It's that goes into your
bladder and they blow it up so it won't come out.
It won't come out, so it doesn't just fallo. Come on,
just try it once, Scotty. Show wedding's wedding? Do it is?
If your job depends on it? Come ont? I like
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it here, I love it.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
You think we don't know about this stuff. Every day
we do just spit on that thing.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
There's an idea.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Okay, one more question about.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You ask a thousand questions.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
What is it possible that when you pull out a
catheter it makes someone's penis recoil?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Come on, man, can we talk about something else please?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
That's Uncle Johnny said, happened.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
So a lot of times that happens. It's like inverted
and even before we put it in. Sometimes it's like
a little game of hide and seek. I mean it's like, hello,
where are you come out?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Wherever you are? Yeah, it's like a little turtle.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So our uncle Johnny, who God rest his soul, passed away,
very good friends of the show, Best Friend's Hour. He's
old and he's gay, and he wore a top. We
still have this two pay and it's kind of weird anyway,
he's said. But with all his trouble, medical troubles, and
with lots of catheters, his penis retracted inside his body.
(21:16):
So in order to keep it outside the body. You
know those rubber bands that come on broccoli.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Uh huh, yeah, those thick rubber bands. He would put
them on his penis to keep it outside his body.
You gotta do what you gotta do. I mean, you
gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
What's so funny is we actually so sometimes if we
don't use a fully catheter, because he's caused a lot
of infections, right, we use on males a condom catheter.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Okay, how does that work?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
So it's a condom, but imagine it being sticky and
you just put it on and the person peas in
the condom and it's got like a tube at the
end of a lot easier, but sometimes because of the nies,
it's very hard and sometimes.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh gosh, it's stick Yeah, like Nate, you'd have a
problem with that.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
It's not the thing you have a problem with that,
you'd have a little problem.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, So let's recap, shall we please? Heading out?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Are you calling this the Shock Advice Comedy Tour as well?
You're renaming your naming it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I don't know if I can announce. No, don't do it.
Don't do that yet. No, when it's time, it's time,
when it's right, you want me to do it. But
I'm so excited about it. Okay, it's going to be
called the Did You Die?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
All right? You guys are it's called what but did
you die? But did you die? But did you die?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Because so many patients are like, oh the food here
was bad or the nurse you know wasn't nice?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Did you die? Did you die? Is it gonna be funny?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
And of course the largest most popular nursing conference not demand,
it's at the Nurse Cone.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
See when is your next one? Going to float?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
April seventh through the eleventh out of Miami to the Bahamas.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Is there room on board for more nurses?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, there there's always more roomort you could room with me.
We always got room with you. Yeah, come on to
come on board giving.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
These cats that is out and doing it people.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No, no, no, So how do you how do you
get on board? Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, you just register at nurse kind of se dot com.
And a cruising isn't your thing?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You could come to camp and you can register for
camp at Camp Nurse Conduct.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well, surely you have. They can just go to one
website for all this stuff, right, nursela dot com, nurse.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Blake dot com. Why didn't I think of that, nurse
Blake dot com for all of the above.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
What else we need to cover with nurse Blake. What else?
I got? Something else in the you have? This is
my boyfriend? Who is my boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
So this is a CPR at home training dummy?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh mannequin? Okay, okay, all right. As you put your
mouth on his or her mouth or her mouth, it
wouldn't be her mouth.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
It's like a lady, a female needed help or CPR.
I would do the compressions, but I would have to
pull someone else in for the math.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Why no one wants to hire you?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
You know, it's just it's just my preferences. But you
actually you could practice like to do it. The depth
of a compression has to be two inches, which is
pretty deep.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
They can they could break your it's so like click
like that's how hard you have to press to do it.
Remember I tried it on Nate and he had to
go to the hospital for a compression on my chest
and cracked a rib. Cracked a rib, that's what happens.
That's it. But I saved his life. But did you die?
(24:44):
But we got it in But did you die? But
did you die? No? You did not.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
So nurses out there, if you want to come to
my tour, I'm not going to announce it kind of
already announce it, but it'll be announced uh late March,
so stay tuned for that, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
So it's always at nurse blake dot com all of
the above. Listen, have a great time at the big
Red Dress Collection concert tonight for an American Heart Association.
I'm looking down your list of something we did not cover, huh.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I just want to say thank you so much for
having me back. This is my favorite thing to do,
is saying with you, guys to your support for all
the nurses really really means a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
To without doubt.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I mean, we know, we know, we know who we
need to be nice to in order to live.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, I know, nurse it's a good point. That's very fair.
Nurses and teachers, first responders.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Truck drivers, yes, we all the whole list of anyway,
Nurse Blake, thank you for coming in Nurse Blake dot
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And there's a strike going on. I always side with
the nurses alway. Yeah, this is why this is my
hospitals hate Nurse Blake.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
They do not like me. Nurse Blake is here. Hi, Hi,
thanks so much for having me.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Welcome back. We've got lots to cover. Okay, I know, okay, okay,
we have a minute. Yeah, we have a long list
of things to cover. So how are you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm really really good, I'm much wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, listen, So I did go for thirty days to
a little wellness retreat with no phone, no work, and
it was the best thing ever.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So you gave up drinking and I did. Yeah, so
you get sober? Sober? Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I did so when I saw wellness a treat, I
mean rehab.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, it was so funny because the nurses there recognize me.
And I think the hardest part about being in there
is I had to wait for medicine, like in a medline, right,
but all I really take is a fiber gummy, So
I would have to wait thirty minutes for me for
my fibers.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hey, So okay, I've all I've always thought about before
the end of my life, which look at my age,
it's gonna happen soon.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I would love to go away.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
For a wellness retreat in air quotes air quotes, because
I have a list of things I need to be
working on.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Do it. It was honestly that I would go back.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I would go there when you came out. Now, how
is are things different? Like with your phone and your
relationship with your social media and all that.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I just I'm not on it all the time anymore.
Like even my family recognizes like, oh my god, he's
not on his phone, Like it's great. Yeah, So it
was really bad just being on my phone all the time.
And when it came to drinking, I wasn't like excessively drinking,
but after a show, especially doing comedy and have it
jack and coke every night.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, And I was like, you know, it's not Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Our relationship with alcohol is very tricky. Look, and I
come from a family of alcoholics, and I drink on
occasion on festifications and I haven't really made a big
deal about it here, but I have not been drinking
like I used to drink.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I just low it now, I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Telling you, Especially like the gen Z generation, they're really
not drinking alcohol. It's all about mocktails and anything.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, and lots of trus.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Mocktails are so expensive. I got one last night here
in New York. I was like fifteen dollars. I'm like,
there's not alcohol here. I had a shot of vodka.
I think goes down in price. It's weird. I don't understand.
It's like jeans. Jeans with holes in them cost more.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So let's talk about Nurse Blake. Nurse Nurse Blake was
on us, on with us not that long ago. It
seemed like way too long ago. I know, it's like
last year.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It was. It was before we have Okay, before my
wellness or I love that. Talk about that. Yeah, like
I need some names and numbers. Okay, I got you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But I will say that nurses have been such an
important part of our lives, even well. They were a
very important part of medical the medical field before we
were born, and they'll be after we're dead. But we
definitely learned our lesson during pandemic because we had some
nurses listening to us and counting on us every day
as they rolled in to the most difficult hours of
(03:06):
their lives and days and months of their lives right
and through that, through that relationship with our nurses that listen.
When we found out about you going out there and
pumping nurses up, making them feel good, making them laugh,
we had to have you on. Let's talk about what
you're still doing as like the leader of the nurse parade,
because you really.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Are not the leader.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But you know, I've been a nurse, I've worked those
hard shifts and actually, going back to the wellness retreat,
I went to the first three or four people I
met there were all nurses that were also there. It's
such a hard job, right, and so many nurses out
there don't take care of themselves. So if you're a
nurse and you're listening and you've had a hard shift
and you're going through a really hard time, my heart
(03:48):
is with you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You know you got this.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
And we care so much for other people, we forget
to care for ourselves, So don't forget to care for yourself.
But yeah, I mean, I support nurses in many ways.
A lot of nurses are striking around the tree, So
whenever there's a strike, I love to go out and
support nurses because these hospitals y'all they just care about
profit like they do not care about the patient at
the end of the day. So whenever nurses go on strike,
(04:10):
I hate to see it happen. But I love when
the nurses come together and say, hey, like, we're not
gonna clock in or work unless you treat us fairly
and we have the resources to care for, you know, patients.
It's so funny because I went to the Olive Garden
the other day.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And there were there. I love a breadstick. I love
a bread.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Stick, and that's salad. That's never a salad in.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
The alfredo dip. I mean, it's so worth the stomach.
There's so many times are going take the ball there.
So you went to Olive Garden and what happened?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Five people working the host station, five people working in
the hosting. But if you go into a hospital you
have thirty sick patients, you got one or two nurses.
It's like what I wish hospitals were staffed like the
Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's what I'm trying to say. I'm like, y'all got
good staffing here. Oh okay, hospitals should take note. It's
taken out roll down to the local olive gardens.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Serve breadsticks as well.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Thank you. Well, you know, look, I do know.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm not I'm not going to go by name, but
I do know of a hospital corporation that is actually
kicking themselves and moving in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And so there are some that are trying.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They are nurses have been so loud and so vocal
and protesting and numbers we haven't seen historically, which is
so inspiring to see the hospitals are starting to listen.
And actually doctors are also unionizing too and striking with
the nurses and we've seen that in Oregon State and
it's making a big difference. So it's so cool to
have the doctors also supporting us.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So back to Nurse Blake and what he does. I
love the fact that you do a nurse conent. See
you started this how many years ago?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah? Five years, four years ago?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, our first one happened in twenty twenty two, so
we're coming up on our fifth sailing.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Share So described to everyone who's listening who may not
have heard of Nurse Gone, what it's all about, and
what you do when you're on board with these these nurses.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
So it's nurse kind of See.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
We take over a whole cruise ship about thirty five
hundred nurses, four nights, five days.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
We do continuing education and theme nights and parties.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
We have drag shows and drag bingo and it is
honestly the best time ever. I mean, anytime you're in
a room with like over three thousand nurses, it's gonna
get wild.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And people some people are like ill, cruises like ill.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I'm like, our cruise is the safest cruise ever because
it's all nurses.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Like you know, if we are ever.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
The cruise that gets the diarrhea, I will be so mad.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh my god, I will be so mad.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I'm going to be with people that know how to
keep their hands right.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I know, we wash our hands, we wash our hands.
Especially in the hospital. You're supposed to foe in and
out after every shift at the end of twelve hours,
foaming in.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And out hundreds of times. Your hints are like bleeding.
I think we need that role here. We should foam out,
foone in it out, foam out every day. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So, being a nurse you see things that you I
don't know that we don't see.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So being on a ship with thirty five hundred nurses.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
What is something that's going on in that ship other
than foaming in and foaming out every five minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But we don't.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
We we totally would take for granted. I mean, oh,
you know, you take for granted. It's like nurses together.
They're all doing something that we don't do. Yeah, I mean,
I think it's a lot of camaraderie.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I think, right when you get on the ship, you
feel like you're at home, like you're just connected to
a community. And especially when I do my comedy shows
and tours, like and there's a thousand nurses in a room,
I feel like we all know each other. So it's
like a big family reunion even though we haven't met
each other, right, And it's so cool is I think
the age difference. We'll have nurses that are twenty years
old dancing and partying. Nextit nurses who are retired in eighty,
(07:52):
you know, And that's that's so cool to me.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
That's so special.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So had pandemic not happened as it did, I wish
it didn't know, we all wish it did.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But I don't would you be doing what you're doing?
I mean, there was such.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
A call for what you went ahead and did for nurses.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, I think nurses needed at the most. I think
nurses still need it, and I think coming out of
the pandemic, I think nurses really learn their value and
the struggles that that that healthcare has. So yeah, I
don't think we would have been able to do it
without nurses really needing support.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Are still nursing actively.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
So I'm still licensed. So if you go down right now,
I do CPR on you.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But well, let me get if I go down right now,
you'll do CPR on me. Yeah. Sure. I don't take insurance,
so it's just cash pay only.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
What nurses do all the time. I feel correct me
if I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Please.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
I feel like you guys are always looking at people's veins.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's a good vein to tap that vein, you know.
I say, if you're a straight guy out there, straight.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
In eight, when you're that'able, once you guys stop calling
him straight Nate, then maybe I'll have hope, you know,
then that would be a good day. Much understand that
the straight guys out there, if you're looking to catch
a nurse on your tender profile, don't post a picture
of you holding up a fish just show us a
(09:18):
picture of your vein, because that's really all we want.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
A thick, big, bulging vein is going to get me going.
That's it, Nate Balton, Just in time, bas get a lesson.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
A medical community just stays looking at your veins.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh, we do like you. Just there.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We got a back up in a second. Godi asked
a question, are you still nursing? You say you're still licensed.
Have you thought about maybe? I mean, you're busy, You've
got it. You've got another tour coming up, which no
one knows about yet, but we've got to talk about that.
You have nurse gone coming up, so finding time to
hop back on a schedule is just not in your
cards right now.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I mean, I went to nursing school eleven years ago
to care for patients, right to learn how to answer
IV's not like tell jokes or run a nursing conference.
It's not that I can't, it's that hospitals won't hire me,
like I'm so outspoken and vocal and what I do like,
that's they pushed me out of the hospital system. And
that's when I kind of got into comedy. Well, that'll
be Gandhi's death here people started recognizing me, and the
(10:16):
hospitals are like, are you making videos about us? And
I'm like yeah, I am, like I am, so They're
like you like HR's I will never get past the
HR all.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Well, you know if a hospital was smart, the smartest hospital.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Will hire you. Please, thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So out on tour, yeah yeah, I mean you've got
a room for thousands of nurses. What happens if there's
an incident, like a medical incident at a concert.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I've done over three hundred shows, there's always like a
few thousand nurses there. We've never had a medical incident
until a few months ago. We were in a Lake Tahoe,
so we're at a little elevation, and I've always thought
thousand nurses, if anything happens, gonna be good, right, And
she just got a little from the out to you
you got so she went down, you know during my show,
(11:04):
and I heard some commotion in the back and then
right when all the nurses knew something was happening, a
thousand tipsy nurses with their white claws in high noon
all try to play hero. And it was the most
I had to get down off stage into the crowd
to clear the area.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Every who I get. She was spine. She was great.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
She actually hung out at the merch booth after. But
it was it was so interesting to see so many nurses.
I'll try to be you know, but what they say,
they all want to help. They're all drunk, they're all
a little tipsy, they're all a little tipps time.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You'll all get a shot at the patient, all thousand
of you, but one at a time, and at a time.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
How often when somebody calls for a medical professional, do
you actually raise your hand and say yes me or
do you hide from it?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
So I think I especially being a new nurse, it's like, yeah,
like I want to be a hero, Like you better
film me saving a life, because I wanted to go
viral on the news, Like I want to be a hero.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
But but now you're just like yeah, Like so.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I always were my earphones and him on a plane
the volume up really high.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Come on, if you're the only one on a plane
that can save someone, you're gonna help, you know, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
If you can hear it, if I can hear you know,
I couldn't hear it. No, And nurses will understand totally
relate to what I'm saying. But what's so funny is
they'll always be like, is there a doctor on board?
And you're just like, well, they didn't say nurse. So
I did have a moment. I was on Spirit Airlines.
Don't judge me. Oh no, I like the big seats
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and Spirit. I think they're great. I think Spirit Airlines
is great. And they called for a medical and I
was like, I'm gonna be the hero, Like I was
so excited like this, I've been nurse ten years.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I've never had a medical called on a plane like.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I was so ready and the girl was just a
little dizzy from her gummy yeh, I know.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
You are so disappointed.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I was so I was ready to I know, I
was so ready to just do see pr and like
save the life.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And she's like, you're ready to give a track going?
I was ready. I was, Yeah, I was so ready.
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I will say this and I don't want to get
anyone mad, but without nurses, hospitals would fall apart. Thank you,
thank you, And I'm sure I need to know that
there are hospitals out there to understand that, and or
they're trying to better.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Understand that I have a call from beautiful Omaha. Hold on,
let's go talk to Cammy. Is this Cammy? This is Carrie,
Sorry your nurse.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay, okay, Cammy. Yes, you love Nurse Blake. You are
a nurse, and you love big fat veins as well,
do you not?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
I love Dames. I trained with the American Red Cross,
and yeah, where.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Would we be without veins. Let's be honest. If you
don't have veins, I'm not swiping right on you. I'm sorry.
What's up, Tommy?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Oh my gosh, I'm so I love you so much,
Nurse Blake. But and Elvis and all of you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But let's talk about let's sal about Nurse Blake. Though.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Why do nurses love Nurse Blake other than the fact
he's fun he's funny, but he's also relatable, right because
your nurses, he understands something about you that we don't get.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Absolutely, Yeah, Like he he brings perspective and lets other
people understand, like what we're going through. We are going
through so much. And the hospitals, yeah, they need to listen.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You're awesome, Cammy. Keep up the good work, keep up
the good work and Nebraska. I'm going to be out
there later this year, so you better come out.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Oh my gosh. Yes, I work at the hospital here
at the Heart Failure Clinic, and uh it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Are you. Are you day shift or night shift?
Speaker 7 (14:50):
I am day shift and I uh just we work
with the very advanced heart failure patients, so very sick one.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
And February is Hard Awareness.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Month A and cartdail. Your awareness is February seventh through
the eleven. I believe we.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Should be aware that year round. I believe. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Aren't you in town for the Red Dress Collection concert
for American Heart Association?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I am yeah, that's tonight. Are you wearing red? I
am wearing red. I'm wearing red. It's a nice fit,
Amy Read Yes. Keimmy, thank you for what you do.
And we love Omaha the best zoo in America, one
of them. Anyway, go out there and support your zoo. Okay,
thanks Jimmy, thank so. Okay, So you're back on the
road doing more shows. I am I when does it?
(15:32):
When does this it's a tour? When does it start? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
So I just wrapped up one hundred and fifty shows
socle all over the world. And then my new tour
hasn't been announced yet, but it will start in August.
So we're doing the cruise in April, and then we're
actually doing our first summer camp for nurses.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It's called Camp and Nurse Con. Where's that going to be?
It's going to be.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
It's only two hours away from here on the acres.
The acres like four hundred acres. We're going to four
hundred and fifty nurses.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And cabinet upstate New York somewhere. Y'all should come. I'm coming.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It's gonna be pretty epic. It's gonna be really cool.
So I'm so excited. So nurses, if you want to
come to camp, come with me.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh my god, I can't imagine spending the night with
a bunch of nurses the first you never you never
see me again ever?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Are you gonna have make the bracelets?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
But we're gonna do everything. It's on a lake. We're
gonna go tubing and yeah, okay, okay. See when when
nurses say tubes, it's something totally speaking.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Now, last time Nurse Blake was here, he brought a prop.
It was this thing you put in there, you push
a button. Stuff oozes out.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm not cusure what it was. What is this? What
did you bring today?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
So what I brought last time was a pure wic
and so that's something. It's an external catheter device. Yes,
and this is the old school classic fully catheter.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh yeah, so Nate crab it in your pee? Hop
you still you may still have it.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
This goes in, Okay, this goes into fully catheter or
what We lub it up and then we end heart
it in.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
But how does it stay in there? Right?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So staples, No, I don't know if this is worse
or better. But this is air. But imagine if this
is water what we do because we fill up the
tip with some water.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, oh my god. Oh so it's a little so
you put that up the payhole and you.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Blow that little so it stays in the bladder. Yeah,
it's very thick. And sometimes you guys, this some patients
will pull this out.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, just like that.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Is it more intense than that because you blow up
the end, right, so it's like a big bubble at
the end, so it doesn't fall out, and unfortunately you
have a patient that will pull it out.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But by catheter, you guys, But look, you know here's
thing about this, And Daniel's like, it's too big for
all you Look what came out of your vagina.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I'm kind of talking more about you guys. It's going
up there.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Oh look, you know the body can take more than
you think it can.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
The body can take a lot. That's a good point that, Nate.
But yeah, how was it so?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I think I still have a little dribbling ever since God,
thanks for sharing. Yeah, you need to get your prostate check, Nate. Okay,
did you bring a glove? This thing is so long?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
How far up does it go to your bladder?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It goes so in the hole all the way up
and you hold come here, stand stand in front of
your point to him on his body where his bladder is.
Oh yeah, it's like your bladder is right here to go.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So we're going to go up the hole and once
we get pee return, you'reine return. We know it's high enough.
And then we entered in just a little more and
fill up the tip with the watch.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Sounds like you're Juli for oil. You get the oil.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
That's exactly see, you got it? See see, and I
actually we can try it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't have lou
but you know we could.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Just Scotty, Scottie, where's Scotty, Scotty be squere scott to
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
He went to the bathroom. Wait, he doesn't have to
go to the bathroom. Might have a path. Come here, Scotty, Scotty,
Come here, Scotty, Scotty.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Scotty, get hit the handle, hit the micro hit the microphones,
hits the hits right here is fine?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
What what's your problem? You're patting? You put that in
your pee hole? I heard you guys talking about it,
and I had to leave. I can't. I can't because
I'm going to pass out. You're going to pass out
and you're not blows up.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I'll tell you what, if you pass out, it'll be
easier to get there.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
That what's the point of that? It's so if someone
needs hope, you're an eating It's that goes into your
bladder and they blow it up so it won't come out.
It won't come out, so it doesn't just fallo. Come on,
just try it once, Scotty. Show wedding's wedding? Do it is?
If your job depends on it? Come ont? I like
(20:06):
it here, I love it.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
You think we don't know about this stuff. Every day
we do just spit on that thing.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
There's an idea.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Okay, one more question about.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You ask a thousand questions.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
What is it possible that when you pull out a
catheter it makes someone's penis recoil?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Come on, man, can we talk about something else please?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
That's Uncle Johnny said, happened.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
So a lot of times that happens. It's like inverted
and even before we put it in. Sometimes it's like
a little game of hide and seek. I mean it's like, hello,
where are you come out?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Wherever you are? Yeah, it's like a little turtle.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So our uncle Johnny, who God rest his soul, passed away,
very good friends of the show, Best Friend's Hour. He's
old and he's gay, and he wore a top. We
still have this two pay and it's kind of weird anyway,
he's said. But with all his trouble, medical troubles, and
with lots of catheters, his penis retracted inside his body.
(21:16):
So in order to keep it outside the body. You
know those rubber bands that come on broccoli.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Uh huh, yeah, those thick rubber bands. He would put
them on his penis to keep it outside his body.
You gotta do what you gotta do. I mean, you
gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
What's so funny is we actually so sometimes if we
don't use a fully catheter, because he's caused a lot
of infections, right, we use on males a condom catheter.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Okay, how does that work?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
So it's a condom, but imagine it being sticky and
you just put it on and the person peas in
the condom and it's got like a tube at the
end of a lot easier, but sometimes because of the nies,
it's very hard and sometimes.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh gosh, it's stick Yeah, like Nate, you'd have a
problem with that.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
It's not the thing you have a problem with that,
you'd have a little problem.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, So let's recap, shall we please? Heading out?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Are you calling this the Shock Advice Comedy Tour as well?
You're renaming your naming it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I don't know if I can announce. No, don't do it.
Don't do that yet. No, when it's time, it's time,
when it's right, you want me to do it. But
I'm so excited about it. Okay, it's going to be
called the Did You Die?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
All right? You guys are it's called what but did
you die? But did you die? But did you die?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Because so many patients are like, oh the food here
was bad or the nurse you know wasn't nice?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Did you die? Did you die? Is it gonna be funny?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
And of course the largest most popular nursing conference not demand,
it's at the Nurse Cone.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
See when is your next one? Going to float?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
April seventh through the eleventh out of Miami to the Bahamas.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Is there room on board for more nurses?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, there there's always more roomort you could room with me.
We always got room with you. Yeah, come on to
come on board giving.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
These cats that is out and doing it people.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No, no, no, So how do you how do you
get on board? Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, you just register at nurse kind of se dot com.
And a cruising isn't your thing?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You could come to camp and you can register for
camp at Camp Nurse Conduct.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well, surely you have. They can just go to one
website for all this stuff, right, nursela dot com, nurse.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Blake dot com. Why didn't I think of that, nurse
Blake dot com for all of the above.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
What else we need to cover with nurse Blake. What else?
I got? Something else in the you have? This is
my boyfriend? Who is my boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
So this is a CPR at home training dummy?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh mannequin? Okay, okay, all right. As you put your
mouth on his or her mouth or her mouth, it
wouldn't be her mouth.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
It's like a lady, a female needed help or CPR.
I would do the compressions, but I would have to
pull someone else in for the math.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Why no one wants to hire you?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
You know, it's just it's just my preferences. But you
actually you could practice like to do it. The depth
of a compression has to be two inches, which is
pretty deep.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
They can they could break your it's so like click
like that's how hard you have to press to do it.
Remember I tried it on Nate and he had to
go to the hospital for a compression on my chest
and cracked a rib. Cracked a rib, that's what happens.
That's it. But I saved his life. But did you die?
(24:44):
But we got it in But did you die? But
did you die? No? You did not.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
So nurses out there, if you want to come to
my tour, I'm not going to announce it kind of
already announce it, but it'll be announced uh late March,
so stay tuned for that, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
So it's always at nurse blake dot com all of
the above. Listen, have a great time at the big
Red Dress Collection concert tonight for an American Heart Association.
I'm looking down your list of something we did not cover, huh.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I just want to say thank you so much for
having me back. This is my favorite thing to do,
is saying with you, guys to your support for all
the nurses really really means a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
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Speaker 1 (25:23):
I mean, we know, we know, we know who we
need to be nice to in order to live.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, I know, nurse it's a good point. That's very fair.
Nurses and teachers, first responders.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Truck drivers, yes, we all the whole list of anyway,
Nurse Blake, thank you for coming in Nurse Blake dot
com for all of the above. And maybe maybe you
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