April 10, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm going down Gandhi's daily list of things to talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, do we.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Which one the first one on there?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
But you know what, it's not my story to tell.
I just wanted to remind you that it happened.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, I remember it happened. We were somewhere like several
weeks ago, right, and it's when I first first started
taking some of the GOV stuff and we all joke
about how it you know, it does have side effects sometimes.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, what happened.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh my god, if you pull up a video of
Niagara Falls and then put a pair of underwear on it,
that's what happened, yeah to you. Yes, And we were
all out in public, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All vanus for a very long time. I actually thought
he did the Irish exit. I was like, oh, he's gone.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I did I walked out of the bar backward. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And then he resurfaced, maybe like twenty thirty minutes later,
and he told us that he discarded a piece of
clothing in the bathroom because there was an incident a
soiling if you will.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes, wow, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
There was no warning. It was like it was like
that earthquake last week in New Jersey. There was no warning,
no warning at all.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Did you did you trust something you should? No? No, no, no, no,
And I'm not really Oh, this is not a press conference.
Damn well, I didn't have a question. There was no warning,
That's what I said. I was very clear, there's no warning.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What you walked back in without that piece of clothing
because you threw it out. Weren't you nervous that could
happen again? And if it did, of course I had
nothing left.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But I mean, I don't want to get to see
I don't want to answer questions because it's gonna get
really it's gonna get really sticky.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I gross.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I was pretty I was pretty sure after the original
earthquake there was no more earthquake left.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay, yeah, no trimmers.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So leave it at that, okay. But then Alex reminded
me this happened to me in uh where were we were?
We were traveling, and we were oh, we were in Dubai.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Dubai.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
The Dubai airport is massive, and so when you're in
the lounge, you're hanging out waiting, you know, four hours
for your flight. I was like, oh gosh, said, Alex,
I'll be back. I know that there's a bathroom like
fourteen football fields down the hallway. There's like forty five
men's rooms all the way from where I am.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
To the last now one.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So I took the walk all I needed a cart
it was that far. Knowing that no one would get
near me. I had to go to the bathroom. I
had to do the same thing that happened at this thing.
And I as soon as I discarded what I needed
to discard.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Here comes the guy to clean the bathroom and clean
out the drash can.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm like, no, I was thinking none, but I don't
know how to speak her language.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
But no, do not do not go in there.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Do you think he knew it came from you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, I was the only one within ten million miles
of that bathroom.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I'm blaming Gandhi. What I'll tell you why. It's Gandhi's fault.
I blame her too, right, But why are we blaming her?
I'll tell you why because Gandhi one times said that
she had multiple friends that said it was okay for
this to happen to you two to three times per year,
and I don't think that's normal. And so I think
that being Gandhi's friend makes you do that to yourself.
Even three times per year, you increased my odds. I'm
(03:30):
therefore it's Gandhi's fault.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What Harry Wow. I would like the record to reflect that,
I too, believe three times a year is insane.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I think that's that's not acceptable. I'm like, once I'm
on the once every ten year plan, right, I.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Feel like maybe violent illness. I understand, you know, things
are happening outside of that.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I have an iomic bugs, something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I do understand the press companies like questions.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You know, listen, this, this tsunami came out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Has it happened? Has it happened again?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Since?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No, not at all. Questions, no questions. I tell you,
no questions. Stop it. I'm sorry, Nate.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
If you have something to say, that's good. If you
have a question, to withdraw my question. This is not jeopardy.
You don't have to do anything in the form of
a question. And then I have something to say.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay, you should carry extra ammunition with you now in
case you have another.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Incident, extra ammunition, ammunition, a shield. You should carry an
extra shield with you in case another incident. Okay, I'll
keep those in my purse. Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You know they do sell those in shop, right, those
certain underwear things you can wear.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I don't know that. I'm not going to depend I'm
moving on. I'm moving on. But you know what, because
I'm not, I didn't know. I told you I had
no clue. It came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I was there. I know he had no clue. There
was no sign, there was no guys, my stomach hurts nothing.
It was a poof. He's gone. Thirty minutes later he
resurfaces and he's like, there was an incident.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I put the pooh and poof? Well, can I take
a break? I have a lot of questions I want
to ask. Can we take a break?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Is a question? We asked question? It didn't because we
have people, you don't have to answer them. Okay, go ahead,
what what? What was your question?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Name?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Really to just think about how far we've taken it,
and this is not a good time to dog pilot
and make it work.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Then I can't ask the question, what is it? So
it didn't make it past the first line of defense? Right, No,
it did not.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wow, he's very fortunate.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I would like to know the brand that you use.
I that's quite the content. I was expeditious in getting
to the yes next question statement, I feel for you, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
When I was nine years old and I was shopping
in wall bounds with my mom, that happened to me
in the middle of nowhere, and I had one line
of defense.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And it was not a good one. I'm just saying
I feel for.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You, Okay, And with summer coming on, I'll be bringing
a lot of white pants and there's an exit.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Definitely don't want to go be myself at the beach
last because you have a bathing zoon.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
What last question? What color was the second line of defense?
What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Because it doesn't matter because it was could have been Okay,
you know what that question is ir irrelevant but pretty relevant.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
No, it's not. We we were just having that conversation. Okay,
We done with this. Yeah, I'm not getting in any trouble.
I'm not asking any questions. Oh. Someone said they've been
on mogobe for a year. It gets better.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Its like you, like, we be hazes you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
If you can make it past this, I'm gonna be
name govi we gravy.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh my, all right, let me look down. That was
Gandhi's thing to talk about today.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm going down Gandhi's daily list of things to talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, do we.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Which one the first one on there?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
But you know what, it's not my story to tell.
I just wanted to remind you that it happened.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, I remember it happened. We were somewhere like several
weeks ago, right, and it's when I first first started
taking some of the GOV stuff and we all joke
about how it you know, it does have side effects sometimes.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, what happened.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh my god, if you pull up a video of
Niagara Falls and then put a pair of underwear on it,
that's what happened, yeah to you. Yes, And we were
all out in public, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All vanus for a very long time. I actually thought
he did the Irish exit. I was like, oh, he's gone.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I did I walked out of the bar backward. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And then he resurfaced, maybe like twenty thirty minutes later,
and he told us that he discarded a piece of
clothing in the bathroom because there was an incident a
soiling if you will.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes, wow, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
There was no warning. It was like it was like
that earthquake last week in New Jersey. There was no warning,
no warning at all.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Did you did you trust something you should? No? No, no, no, no,
And I'm not really Oh, this is not a press conference.
Damn well, I didn't have a question. There was no warning,
That's what I said. I was very clear, there's no warning.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What you walked back in without that piece of clothing
because you threw it out. Weren't you nervous that could
happen again? And if it did, of course I had
nothing left.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But I mean, I don't want to get to see
I don't want to answer questions because it's gonna get
really it's gonna get really sticky.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I gross.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I was pretty I was pretty sure after the original
earthquake there was no more earthquake left.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay, yeah, no trimmers.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So leave it at that, okay. But then Alex reminded
me this happened to me in uh where were we were?
We were traveling, and we were oh, we were in Dubai.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Dubai.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
The Dubai airport is massive, and so when you're in
the lounge, you're hanging out waiting, you know, four hours
for your flight. I was like, oh gosh, said, Alex,
I'll be back. I know that there's a bathroom like
fourteen football fields down the hallway. There's like forty five
men's rooms all the way from where I am.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
To the last now one.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So I took the walk all I needed a cart
it was that far. Knowing that no one would get
near me. I had to go to the bathroom. I
had to do the same thing that happened at this thing.
And I as soon as I discarded what I needed
to discard.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Here comes the guy to clean the bathroom and clean
out the drash can.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm like, no, I was thinking none, but I don't
know how to speak her language.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
But no, do not do not go in there.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Do you think he knew it came from you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, I was the only one within ten million miles
of that bathroom.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I'm blaming Gandhi. What I'll tell you why. It's Gandhi's fault.
I blame her too, right, But why are we blaming her?
I'll tell you why because Gandhi one times said that
she had multiple friends that said it was okay for
this to happen to you two to three times per year,
and I don't think that's normal. And so I think
that being Gandhi's friend makes you do that to yourself.
Even three times per year, you increased my odds. I'm
(03:30):
therefore it's Gandhi's fault.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What Harry Wow. I would like the record to reflect that,
I too, believe three times a year is insane.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I think that's that's not acceptable. I'm like, once I'm
on the once every ten year plan, right, I.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Feel like maybe violent illness. I understand, you know, things
are happening outside of that.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I have an iomic bugs, something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I do understand the press companies like questions.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You know, listen, this, this tsunami came out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Has it happened? Has it happened again?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Since?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No, not at all. Questions, no questions. I tell you,
no questions. Stop it. I'm sorry, Nate.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
If you have something to say, that's good. If you
have a question, to withdraw my question. This is not jeopardy.
You don't have to do anything in the form of
a question. And then I have something to say.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay, you should carry extra ammunition with you now in
case you have another.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Incident, extra ammunition, ammunition, a shield. You should carry an
extra shield with you in case another incident. Okay, I'll
keep those in my purse. Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You know they do sell those in shop, right, those
certain underwear things you can wear.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I don't know that. I'm not going to depend I'm
moving on. I'm moving on. But you know what, because
I'm not, I didn't know. I told you I had
no clue. It came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I was there. I know he had no clue. There
was no sign, there was no guys, my stomach hurts nothing.
It was a poof. He's gone. Thirty minutes later he
resurfaces and he's like, there was an incident.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I put the pooh and poof? Well, can I take
a break? I have a lot of questions I want
to ask. Can we take a break?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Is a question? We asked question? It didn't because we
have people, you don't have to answer them. Okay, go ahead,
what what? What was your question?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Name?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Really to just think about how far we've taken it,
and this is not a good time to dog pilot
and make it work.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Then I can't ask the question, what is it? So
it didn't make it past the first line of defense? Right, No,
it did not.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wow, he's very fortunate.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I would like to know the brand that you use.
I that's quite the content. I was expeditious in getting
to the yes next question statement, I feel for you, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
When I was nine years old and I was shopping
in wall bounds with my mom, that happened to me
in the middle of nowhere, and I had one line
of defense.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And it was not a good one. I'm just saying
I feel for.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You, Okay, And with summer coming on, I'll be bringing
a lot of white pants and there's an exit.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Definitely don't want to go be myself at the beach
last because you have a bathing zoon.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
What last question? What color was the second line of defense?
What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Because it doesn't matter because it was could have been Okay,
you know what that question is ir irrelevant but pretty relevant.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
No, it's not. We we were just having that conversation. Okay,
We done with this. Yeah, I'm not getting in any trouble.
I'm not asking any questions. Oh. Someone said they've been
on mogobe for a year. It gets better.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Its like you, like, we be hazes you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
If you can make it past this, I'm gonna be
name govi we gravy.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh my, all right, let me look down. That was
Gandhi's thing to talk about today.
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