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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show, we.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Should bring back the let me speak to the manager
segment name.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Anytime you want.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I mean, well, really, well, have you watched people? I
heard from our text message department in the back that
people were complaining about our show today. What let me
see what they said? Yeah, but the people in the
back are reporting back to me. Why do you guys
always talking about Pooh on.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Your show because that's what people do?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay? Well, whoever answered said, well, we all pooh? Are
you triggered? Are you triggered over pooh conversation? Well, that's
not nice. And then we got to complain from a
parent who is They were very nice. By the way.
We were talking earlier about that club that used to
be in New York City. Danielle of the Vaults, guys,
(00:56):
I love you. I'll listen every day. The conversation about
the Vaults this morning went too far. Please imagine you're
in your car with your eleven year old trying to
explain why Elvis is talking about men putting their d
I can't say ds through a chain link fence. You
guys are better than this. Well, no offense, mom or dad,
(01:17):
We're not better than that.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh my god, do you know the visual I am
right now? This poor dad getting a phone call from
school today at recess today. We just wanted to tell
you what your son was doing the fence.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, I don't want to I don't want to offend anyone.
And we love listening people who listen to us, But
this show has never been meant for eleven year old.
We talk about suggestive things all the time. We do
it in a way that we can legally get away
with it. And I'm sorry, I mean, I don't mean
(01:54):
to offend. Should at least be twelve. Sorry, Look, you know,
I don't know. I don't know what it's like being
a parent, and so I get it. If I was
a parent with an eleven year old in the in
the car, I would not turn this show on.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You turn it down. You just have to turn it.
If you hear like us all of a sudden say
certain words, you turn it down.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, yeah, sometimes you can't be fast enough. And now
here's someone else, you know, Gandhi, you're talking about how
your Instagram was flagged and now your name on Instagram
baby hot sauce. Yeah, it is like flagged because it
has the word baby in the word a hot in it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So this person keeps saying, I think on the reason
Gandhi's Instagram got flagged for sexual content, I can explain,
I know, but they've texted it like ten times. I
gotta block you. You better get that. If you want
to get in touch with the call them now. If
you send us messages over and over and over, we
block you. Just let you know.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You think it could be a glitch though in the system,
or that they actually hit ten times.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
No, it's someone who wants to get our attention, and
obviously they did. I'm talking about it, but I'm gonna
block them. Good behind better you better go, better go,
better go get it. Get that number. I wonder how
many people we've blocked over the years. People this day
say things that just piss us off, right, you know
what I'm saying? Oh yeah, yeah, we're easily offended. What
(03:18):
are you gonna do? So we talk about poop, we
talk about men putting their junk through chain link fences.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm sure when I go home today, I'll get questioned
by my kids. So Ma, tell us about that time
you and dad went to the vault.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm like, oh jeez, and the naked man was licking
mommy's toes.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Wait, no, seriously, we are not a show for eleven
year old I get it, but we never have been.
When we first remember Scary You were here. Then we
started doing the show, and they always Tom Polman was
the program director. He said, you need to have a
mommy and me show. Always keep in mind it's mommy
and me in the car on the way to school. No,
I'm not going to do a mommy and me show,
(03:58):
safe for both. When did that change?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I thought we had a certain time of the morning
at one point where we were like, okay, so this
is we can do it now because most kids are.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
In after eight thirty. We were. Then you want to
do the questionable content after eight thirty nine o'clock, get
into that stuff. Our show is what it is. Look,
you don't go to Long John Silvers and ask for hamburgers,
you know what I'm saying. You know, I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Know what that came Long John silver anyways, I don't
even know if.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Here in Santa Fe we've got them. We still you know,
we still have an olive garden and those are closing
down left right. You don't go to Olive Garden and
order Hamburgers. You know, you don't come to our show
and expect us not to talk about penises in chain
link fences. Sorry, I mean, am I coming across as
an ahole? I don't mean b But that's our show. Yeah,
(04:57):
we can't.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And you have to be able to talk to your
kids about what they hear anyway and say for sure
you know this is this, this is that.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You know as a mommy, you can say that. But
I'm not a parent, so I cannot tell anyone how
to be a parent. I'm not Look, it's got to
be rough in this world. And I know that you
want to listen to our show in the mornings and
you want to protect your kids from the filth that
it survives in this world. Not my problem, no offense
is I can't. I can't change the show to discuss
(05:26):
more things on their phone on their own at school.
They may, but that's not our thing. I mean, I
I cannot sit here and defend why you should let
your kid listen to our show. Don't listen. I'm not sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Kids on the playground are talking about way worse stuff than.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We I know, But guys, that's not our problem. It's
not you know, you're you're a parent, Danielle right that
we should not sit here and have to worry about
what the kids are hearing on the playground or whatever.
Just because they're hearing it on the playground doesn't mean
we're allowed to do whatever. No, as a parent, you
choose what your kids listen to.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Of course, you have that you know, and like you said,
if it's something that you don't want them to listen to,
you have to turn it off or not listen to
it when they're there. You know, what are you gonna
And nowadays we have the replay channel so you can
listen to us when the kids aren't there if you
need to.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Now I feel like a jerk.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Why, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I think it's an interesting phenomenon because I think a
lot of people are so used to just having their
feed curated to them and everything that they like and
what they want, that when they hear something they don't,
they're like, I'm gonna fix this, But you can't. You
can't fix other people's content. You just have to.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
What do you do you don't like something?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You just don't You flick your finger. Well, I know,
but they can. They can control their kids online. Scary
think that throat. Come on, I mean, obviously.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You want to protect your kids. We all want to
protect our kids. But you know this, but this is
not the show that you should. You know, No, We've
always talked like this.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm not going to apologize.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Mother doesn't like what we say. I gotta apologize to
my mother half the time.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And she's you know, I love your mother. You owe
her no apologies. Tell her turn on light FM. It's
nice and safe over there. They're playing a carpenter's song
right now, like Rainy Days and Mondays or whatever song
they're playing. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
She's like, Danny, what did you mean by I'm like, uhuh,
all right.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now, I feel like like the evil, evil idiot on
the radio talking about mean things.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I don't think anything was mean.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Talking about Penis system, chain leak fences and Pooh.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Listen, a Dinger through the Fence is a fabulous morning
visual getting awards, and this should be highlighted.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You're perfectly on brand.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
By the way, kids love Pooh so like especially boys,
if they hear Pooh on the radio, they think it's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is it poo or farts? I mean, I think they're
in a fart both.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
No poop and farts.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Everything one's just a preamble to the next, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, my three year old nephew everybody, he tells everybody,
I'm gonna poop on your head, So it's all about poop.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What an awful parent you are?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hold on line nineteen is Carrie? Oh god, she has
a seven year old. Oh lord, you must hate Carrie,
you must hate us. This is not a good show
for seven year olds to listen to.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh no, it's perfectly fine. I love it. We go
every morning on our commune to either work or school,
and she's just in the background, vibing with all of.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Us, vibing.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But if I'm talking about a gentleman in a club
sticking his penis through a chainley fence, I mean, do
you want your seven year old to hear that? I mean,
I wouldn't want my seven year old to listen to that.
No offense.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I don't think she understands what that is. So it
just goes through here, not the other.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, has she ever asked you a question? Like that
you have to explain what we were talking about.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
No, never, not once. We just laughs when I laugh.
And then when we do, like the guessing games, when
it's like a song or something and I'm getting mad
at the person on the line who doesn't know, She's like, Mommy,
it's okay, they're trying.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Well, Carrie, look at the end of the day, we
love that you listen. But if it's offensive for your
kid as a parent, that's your decision to turn it off.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Right, You agree with that exactly? Yes, oh yeah. If
I hear something like, oh well, maybe she'll understand this,
then I'll turn it down. And then I'm like, are
they done? And then I'll turn it right back up.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Mommy, mommy, why did you turn the radio down? Well,
they're talking about petis and linking exactly.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
You're standing right beside me now, and she's like, smile
and she's like, oh my god, is that good?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh no, no, no, no, it's a dirty joke listening to this.
Oh my god. All right, Well, look, thank you, Carrie,
and we do appreciate you listening to us every day.
You have a great weekend. Promise I promise, all right,
all right, take care by.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
My kids grew up with Froggy. Like to me, there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
For froddy Froggy, what felic frog on.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
A friend that you should ever put on speakerphone because
when I call you, if you don't tell me, there's
other people that can hear me. I'm going to be
me and I'm going to say whatever I want to say,
and that's what you expect from me. But if you
don't want that, then tell me. I'm on speakerphone, and
I will temper it. I will understand there's children around,
I shouldn't say this, this and that. But even then
sometimes my my litmus is off and I'll just say whatever.
(10:25):
And even if your kids are in the car, I.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Go on vacation with Froggy and let your kids hang
around him. They learned things very quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
But we had fun.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Did we not had a great time? Yes, exactly, And
the kids are scarred for life.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show, we.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Should bring back the let me speak to the manager
segment name.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Anytime you want.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I mean, well, really, well, have you watched people? I
heard from our text message department in the back that
people were complaining about our show today. What let me
see what they said? Yeah, but the people in the
back are reporting back to me. Why do you guys
always talking about Pooh on.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Your show because that's what people do?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay? Well, whoever answered said, well, we all pooh? Are
you triggered? Are you triggered over pooh conversation? Well, that's
not nice. And then we got to complain from a
parent who is They were very nice. By the way.
We were talking earlier about that club that used to
be in New York City. Danielle of the Vaults, guys,
(00:56):
I love you. I'll listen every day. The conversation about
the Vaults this morning went too far. Please imagine you're
in your car with your eleven year old trying to
explain why Elvis is talking about men putting their d
I can't say ds through a chain link fence. You
guys are better than this. Well, no offense, mom or dad,
(01:17):
We're not better than that.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh my god, do you know the visual I am
right now? This poor dad getting a phone call from
school today at recess today. We just wanted to tell
you what your son was doing the fence.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, I don't want to I don't want to offend anyone.
And we love listening people who listen to us, But
this show has never been meant for eleven year old.
We talk about suggestive things all the time. We do
it in a way that we can legally get away
with it. And I'm sorry, I mean, I don't mean
(01:54):
to offend. Should at least be twelve. Sorry, Look, you know,
I don't know. I don't know what it's like being
a parent, and so I get it. If I was
a parent with an eleven year old in the in
the car, I would not turn this show on.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You turn it down. You just have to turn it.
If you hear like us all of a sudden say
certain words, you turn it down.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, yeah, sometimes you can't be fast enough. And now
here's someone else, you know, Gandhi, you're talking about how
your Instagram was flagged and now your name on Instagram
baby hot sauce. Yeah, it is like flagged because it
has the word baby in the word a hot in it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So this person keeps saying, I think on the reason
Gandhi's Instagram got flagged for sexual content, I can explain,
I know, but they've texted it like ten times. I
gotta block you. You better get that. If you want
to get in touch with the call them now. If
you send us messages over and over and over, we
block you. Just let you know.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You think it could be a glitch though in the system,
or that they actually hit ten times.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
No, it's someone who wants to get our attention, and
obviously they did. I'm talking about it, but I'm gonna
block them. Good behind better you better go, better go,
better go get it. Get that number. I wonder how
many people we've blocked over the years. People this day
say things that just piss us off, right, you know
what I'm saying? Oh yeah, yeah, we're easily offended. What
(03:18):
are you gonna do? So we talk about poop, we
talk about men putting their junk through chain link fences.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm sure when I go home today, I'll get questioned
by my kids. So Ma, tell us about that time
you and dad went to the vault.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm like, oh jeez, and the naked man was licking
mommy's toes.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Wait, no, seriously, we are not a show for eleven
year old I get it, but we never have been.
When we first remember Scary You were here. Then we
started doing the show, and they always Tom Polman was
the program director. He said, you need to have a
mommy and me show. Always keep in mind it's mommy
and me in the car on the way to school. No,
I'm not going to do a mommy and me show,
(03:58):
safe for both. When did that change?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I thought we had a certain time of the morning
at one point where we were like, okay, so this
is we can do it now because most kids are.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
In after eight thirty. We were. Then you want to
do the questionable content after eight thirty nine o'clock, get
into that stuff. Our show is what it is. Look,
you don't go to Long John Silvers and ask for hamburgers,
you know what I'm saying. You know, I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Know what that came Long John silver anyways, I don't
even know if.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Here in Santa Fe we've got them. We still you know,
we still have an olive garden and those are closing
down left right. You don't go to Olive Garden and
order Hamburgers. You know, you don't come to our show
and expect us not to talk about penises in chain
link fences. Sorry, I mean, am I coming across as
an ahole? I don't mean b But that's our show. Yeah,
(04:57):
we can't.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And you have to be able to talk to your
kids about what they hear anyway and say for sure
you know this is this, this is that.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You know as a mommy, you can say that. But
I'm not a parent, so I cannot tell anyone how
to be a parent. I'm not Look, it's got to
be rough in this world. And I know that you
want to listen to our show in the mornings and
you want to protect your kids from the filth that
it survives in this world. Not my problem, no offense
is I can't. I can't change the show to discuss
(05:26):
more things on their phone on their own at school.
They may, but that's not our thing. I mean, I
I cannot sit here and defend why you should let
your kid listen to our show. Don't listen. I'm not sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Kids on the playground are talking about way worse stuff than.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We I know, But guys, that's not our problem. It's
not you know, you're you're a parent, Danielle right that
we should not sit here and have to worry about
what the kids are hearing on the playground or whatever.
Just because they're hearing it on the playground doesn't mean
we're allowed to do whatever. No, as a parent, you
choose what your kids listen to.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Of course, you have that you know, and like you said,
if it's something that you don't want them to listen to,
you have to turn it off or not listen to
it when they're there. You know, what are you gonna
And nowadays we have the replay channel so you can
listen to us when the kids aren't there if you
need to.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Now I feel like a jerk.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Why, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I think it's an interesting phenomenon because I think a
lot of people are so used to just having their
feed curated to them and everything that they like and
what they want, that when they hear something they don't,
they're like, I'm gonna fix this, But you can't. You
can't fix other people's content. You just have to.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
What do you do you don't like something?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You just don't You flick your finger. Well, I know,
but they can. They can control their kids online. Scary
think that throat. Come on, I mean, obviously.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You want to protect your kids. We all want to
protect our kids. But you know this, but this is
not the show that you should. You know, No, We've
always talked like this.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm not going to apologize.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Mother doesn't like what we say. I gotta apologize to
my mother half the time.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And she's you know, I love your mother. You owe
her no apologies. Tell her turn on light FM. It's
nice and safe over there. They're playing a carpenter's song
right now, like Rainy Days and Mondays or whatever song
they're playing. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
She's like, Danny, what did you mean by I'm like, uhuh,
all right.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now, I feel like like the evil, evil idiot on
the radio talking about mean things.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I don't think anything was mean.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Talking about Penis system, chain leak fences and Pooh.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Listen, a Dinger through the Fence is a fabulous morning
visual getting awards, and this should be highlighted.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You're perfectly on brand.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
By the way, kids love Pooh so like especially boys,
if they hear Pooh on the radio, they think it's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is it poo or farts? I mean, I think they're
in a fart both.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
No poop and farts.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Everything one's just a preamble to the next, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, my three year old nephew everybody, he tells everybody,
I'm gonna poop on your head, So it's all about poop.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What an awful parent you are?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hold on line nineteen is Carrie? Oh god, she has
a seven year old. Oh lord, you must hate Carrie,
you must hate us. This is not a good show
for seven year olds to listen to.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh no, it's perfectly fine. I love it. We go
every morning on our commune to either work or school,
and she's just in the background, vibing with all of.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Us, vibing.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But if I'm talking about a gentleman in a club
sticking his penis through a chainley fence, I mean, do
you want your seven year old to hear that? I mean,
I wouldn't want my seven year old to listen to that.
No offense.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I don't think she understands what that is. So it
just goes through here, not the other.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, has she ever asked you a question? Like that
you have to explain what we were talking about.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
No, never, not once. We just laughs when I laugh.
And then when we do, like the guessing games, when
it's like a song or something and I'm getting mad
at the person on the line who doesn't know, She's like, Mommy,
it's okay, they're trying.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Well, Carrie, look at the end of the day, we
love that you listen. But if it's offensive for your
kid as a parent, that's your decision to turn it off.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Right, You agree with that exactly? Yes, oh yeah. If
I hear something like, oh well, maybe she'll understand this,
then I'll turn it down. And then I'm like, are
they done? And then I'll turn it right back up.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Mommy, mommy, why did you turn the radio down? Well,
they're talking about petis and linking exactly.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
You're standing right beside me now, and she's like, smile
and she's like, oh my god, is that good?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh no, no, no, no, it's a dirty joke listening to this.
Oh my god. All right, Well, look, thank you, Carrie,
and we do appreciate you listening to us every day.
You have a great weekend. Promise I promise, all right,
all right, take care by.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
My kids grew up with Froggy. Like to me, there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
For froddy Froggy, what felic frog on.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
A friend that you should ever put on speakerphone because
when I call you, if you don't tell me, there's
other people that can hear me. I'm going to be
me and I'm going to say whatever I want to say,
and that's what you expect from me. But if you
don't want that, then tell me. I'm on speakerphone, and
I will temper it. I will understand there's children around,
I shouldn't say this, this and that. But even then
sometimes my my litmus is off and I'll just say whatever.
(10:25):
And even if your kids are in the car, I.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Go on vacation with Froggy and let your kids hang
around him. They learned things very quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
But we had fun.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Did we not had a great time? Yes, exactly, And
the kids are scarred for life.
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