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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I know who to look at. Speaking of the party yesterday,
You'll love this frog because you have dogs. So you
know Max and Ali their Schnauzers. They have the big beards.
So last night I was trying to wipe all the sauce,
the red sauce out of all these beard and Maxwells
because they got it. They started eating lasagno of people's
plates at the pool. But then to really seal it in,
(00:31):
the guys got some of the gelato that they brought
out and let the dogs have pup cups, so they
had dairy tomato sauce. I mean they stink, and that
dairy starts to kind of go south, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
So it really wasn't stealing anything in. It was more
expressing it on the way out exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
They ate so much yesterday. Well, when you guys were
in the pool, you'd have your lasagna sitting on your plate.
They the dogs ate it. They got all that lazagna. Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I was laughing so hard because you guys were doing
a pretty good job of like, no, do not eat
their food. No, stop bagging, get away. Don't give them food, guys.
And then all of a sudden, I see Allie come over.
His beard is red and he have lasagna on his head.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
They had so much fun.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I didn't give them anything because I was worried they
were going to be pooping, and I didn't want you
to have to deal with the poop, so I was like, yeah,
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, all the way someone to send a text different
monding here is that froggy He has proudly stolen steak
knives from Steak Rush. Oh that's right, that's right. Wow,
that's considered shoplifting, is it not?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I was wondering when that was going to come up?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
How dare you?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
That's not the only place he remember the Christmas party
that we had one time I left with a Santa
hat full of knives and some restaurants.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I remember which one it was.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
It was a half full of knives. Maybe it was
an American cut. Those knives were really, really good.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Do you have like a.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Massive drawer filled with steak knives from steakhouses that you've
ripped off?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Answer?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
No question, I don't because they get dull, so I'll
get new ones. When of those get dull, I don't
just like take just the take. I wait until I need.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Them in the night. Why don't you find.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
The storm vies he.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Likes to steal?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
They are expensive. And speaking of the dogs having sauce
and lasagna on their heads and in their beards. Did
you see Danielle She looked kind of crazy yesterday. She
was having a time. She had ice cream, some sort
of crumb and then what else did you have in
her hair?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And he comes over to me, he goes, can you
come over here for a minute, and he's like cleaning
me off. He's like, let me get this, let me
get that. I'm like, oh, thank you for looking out
for me.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was like nuts.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I was like running around like a chicken without a
head all over the place.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You've turned into the crazy bag lady.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Own the place.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yesterday. I'm like, come into my house. Oh, you'll have
to leave soon. And they're like, you don't live there.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I go, yes, I do, if you guess here that
they were leaving and they thanked Danielle for the great day.
They said, we love your home.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm like, okay, yeah, I was a good hostess yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Question?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Though?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
What's your question?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
People spilled a drink in that pool, and what percentage
of the pool do you now think is alcohol?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh well, yeah, I know you could probably get drunk
drinking that water. I did notice later in the day
the water looked cloudy. It wasn't cloudy earlier. Oh well,
and Alex said. Alex said, I think we have some
sort of imbalance, and I said, no, no, I think it's
the guests are cloudy.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Got spilled because Gandhi plotted to have me lifted by
coast to boy Josh and thrown across the pool while
I was in the pool with my drinking hand. Okay,
so my drink got slung, just saying.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
How are you gonna pin this solely on me? When
Josh lifted you and threw you this, I did nothing
but record howly.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You guys were plotting for thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Josh was, see I get blamed for all this?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, Josh was attacked by Larry the Lobster, Yeah he was.
He got wandering Larry my husband. Yeah, my husband's toes
and he can he can crack bones with those things.
I kid you not. It's Shane we lured coasch Wood
Josh into his into his circle, and then Larry's the
lobster attacked and he'll be bruised for weeks. It's the weirdest,
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weirdest thing ever.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
That is the strongest toast I've ever seen in a human.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
There needs to be some type of Guinness record for
his strength of toe.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
God, he wasn't you that said, look at your husband.
Others can do and Alis can bite his toenails while
standing He looks at his stork a stork. Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I asked him how he figured out that Larry was
so strong, and he said, oh, biting my toenails. And
then he picked up his foot and started biting his
toenails standing up.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I was like, what is.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Standing up?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Sand? Just look just the right just the right foot.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
He can do it, though, I mean it's incredible. Is
the word incredible really? The word really?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Well? Here the fact that he has that type of
balance and he has that type of like elasticity in
his in his bones. However, I wouldn't do it, but.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Whatever, Now I believe about other things he said he's
able to do with his flexibility.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
M there, well, I think he was much younger when
he could do that.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I think you have to remove a rib to get
that done.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I learned, well, tried try it out. Scary, remove a
rib and see how far you can go.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
We've all tried.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Let's get into our phone tab, shall we? That free
money phone tap? It is the one thousand dollars free
money phone tap thanks to Farmer's Dog. You know, as
much as my dogs enjoyed lasagna and gelato last night,
they still enjoyed their Farmer's Dog. And I tell you
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can't feed your dog unhealthy food and in my opinion,
in my opinion, just regular kibble you just buy off
the store shelves. You shouldn't be feeding that to your dog.
Farmer's Dog is a whole different world. They've got these
beautiful kitchens where they put together these fresh meals for
your dogs. And you'll see a difference. I mean, I've
noticed a difference with Max and Ali. And of course
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Max being what thirteen years old, he still runs around
like a jet, like a jet engine is on his
tail endy he I mean, he still he still gives
it as all every day. I know, the Farmer's Dog
the diet just like you you and your engines run
better when you eat better and you eat good for
you food. That's what the Farmer's dogs all about. They're
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healthy recipes, they're all vet developed, pre portioned. They understand
the age of your puff, how much food your pup needs,
and it's conveniently delivered to write to your door.