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November 28, 2024 • 39 mins
  • Has anyone seen PJS Gender Reveal balloon?!
  • What was the stuff up on the job?
  • We get shark expert Riley Elliot on to see if Matty's husband Ryan should be worried about his Ocean Swim this weekend!
  • Are You A? Car salesperson...
  • Matty was stuck with an oversharing neighbour this morning

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Many and PJ thanks to chimis
Wee House the Real House of Fragrances. Hi, everyone, welcome
to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
What was it about Harry Balls?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh, it's just we neither like got to sing a song,
you know, like sometimes you replace the lyrics with just
deliberately wrong ones that are a bit silly. I don't
know what it is in me. There is a real
juvenile masculine streak where I can't help but want to
say sucking, I'm a hair of balls. Fear do you relate?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Do you relate to having heary balls or wanting to
suck on heary balls, or.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Just saying just like wanting to like replace lyrics with
entappropriate Ah.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I don't know that I do, but I'm famously huge.
I'm famously terrible at lyrics, like very bad at remembering.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh I doubt there.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
No, I am hello a cand of don't and can don't.
Then I do remember word for word, but I'm very.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You can do that. That means you're like you've got
it in you. I don't know, you're just lazy.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm very bad. They just seem to go in one
and out the other. Also, I just I often come
in at the wrong time with the wrong lyrics, like I, yeah,
righting the wrong verse one. Ryan always gives me about it.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Ryan a good singer.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, he's got a really good voice. Yeah, he does
have a good voice.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It makes him hot. Yeah, I mean he's already hot.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
But he's not like I mean, he's not he's not
much who walters. He's no bunch, he's no Boncho bon Jovi.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
We play a lot of them in the head so.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Top of mine, he's no meat loaf.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I don't know, you're getting funnier, I reckon as do
you think so?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I think we're both getting funny.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, yeah, but LEAs talking to Yeah, we made the
summer break. It's true to recalibrate and come back stronger
than either.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
But no, he's a good singer. He's a good singer.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh yeah, you're going to say something for but I
cut you off. God, I oh, that's going to annoy me.
I'm going to go.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
But I was going to say, oh, the biggest thing
for us to talk about. Yes, you're having a girl.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I mean a girl, I mean b Jane. You straight
away when he walked into the Martuinity appointment yesterday because
I'd already had the beans spilled to me and he
was like I fucking knew straight away, because like I
was grinning, and I like I really did want like
a boy as another brother, Like having two boys would
been really cool, but really really craved having a little girl.

(02:55):
I just wanted to have like what Mum and I have,
Like I don't know, it's just something about having.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
A mother and daughter relationship.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, so I'm quite pumped about that.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, Okay, a couple of a couple of questions for you.
First of all, we talked, we talk on the show
which you'll hear shortly, about what we're wrong with the
gender reveal. Yes, because you'd bought something to be able
to do the gender reveal and it didn't go to plans,
so you had to you had to go with Plan B. Well,

(03:24):
you kind of had to improvise, really weird to improvise.
So talk to me about the improvising because we haven't
talked about the improvising on the show. We haven't.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
So I get to our friends place with all our
sort of friends weird because they have drinks, sewings do it,
and they were like, right, we've got some supplies. We've
left them on the table inside if you want to
make up something. So there was like a dark balloon
and there was like a whole lot of things you
could chop out. There was like blue and pink and purple.
So I started chopping all the pink things together and
putting them inside the blow But we blew the blown

(03:52):
up and you could see inside like it was almost
see through. You could see that she's going to be
a real anti climate climactic, anti.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Climatic climactic I think it is. Yeah, but the climactor.
But that sounds weird to say it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
That sounds really weird. Anti climactic climatic, anti climatic. Find
this out.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, there's climate. No climac dick, oh, there's climac deck
because climatic is like the climate, you know, climatic climact
is this yeah, move on, move on, move on.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
No. And so then we were like, okay, we can
see it. So we had to like because the more
you blow it up, the light of the balloon would
get fright, and so we add it quite tiny and
we're like, okay, well it's a brown bloone. If we
just have it like quite small, you can't say, but
still almost in the light you could. So we decided
to pin it up against this word and BJ shot

(04:52):
at and then that he missed the first time. Didn't
include that in the video because he would not be
stoked about that, and and yeah, and then and then
the pink came out. But there was discussion about electric
dog callers because they had to read in a blue
one and they were going to put one on AJ's leg,

(05:13):
the red, and the other one with the blue, and
the one that the leg correlated with went off. That
was that, BUTJD know, yeah, I don't would have been
all for there per se the I would have done
that for the lolls. Yeah, but no, he freaked out,
so he just did the balloon, which was quite fun.

(05:35):
It was pretty fun.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, that's very cute.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm having a girl. So if you get any good
girl names, what are your favorite girl names?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I like those kind of like androgynous names, like franky.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Period, So do I like a lot of my names
are are a bit like that. Yeah, but then I've
kind of swayed back to some quite cute money but
then a lot of them end in like an e.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's cute, too syllable an E.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I've always loved Olivia. I've always thought Olivia was a
really beautiful you know.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I heard someone the other day I think, called their
baby Bella, and I was like, Bella, it's actually really pretty,
really cute. There's so many names though, and then there's
the cool names, and then there's slightly more alternative names,
and oh that's cool. But I don't know. I think
I'm actually not going to hold onto one going into it,
because last time I just realized that just went out

(06:37):
the window. So I've got my lust on my phone.
Just keep adding to the bank and then we'll just
see what feels right.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Exciting Matthew.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Little Meddi med d Metti A T T I E. Marty, Marty,
little baby Marty. That's very exciting. Coming up of the podcast. Yeah,
we tried to trick down the balloon, which is a
bit of a.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
But we tried tried to try these things absolutely absolutely,
Plus what else we talk about today, your stuff ups
on the job.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
We had a shark expert. It's not a shark week,
but we were still joined by a shark expert to
put many at ease about Ryan's ocean swim coming up.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't know if it did or not, but it
was informative. Nonetheless, that was the objective.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
We may have failed the objective, but anyway, all of
it and more coming up in the podcast enjoyed.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
The Happy Thursday, New Zealand. You made it. It's Friday
Eve and U s that your microphone medi.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I just realized what happens is because we share a
studio obviously, and there's a lot of cramp all over
the desk, and so I was trying to rearrange everything
before to make it esthetically pleasing for me.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Are you putting blame on fellow co worker?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I would never do that. I would make good.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Workman, never blame. Since I would never do that, you
should remember that.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
But I was just trying to create a nice harmonious space.
And I had moved the microphone to one side.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
It was like a meter away from it, and I.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Forgot to bring it back to actually sit in front
of my mouth so I can talk on the radio.
But here we are, here, we are here, we are hey.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Look, I realized we didn't get across this yesterday and
I think we should get producer Serah. And for this
it was quite big news Billboard obviously, big music sort
of company over in the States. They do like the Billboard,
you know, like the Billboard the charts. Yeah, yeah, they're huge. Anyway,
they listed the top pop stars of the twenty first

(08:47):
century and it did ruffle a few feathers. Did you
see who came in at number two? Many?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't, don't you. I haven't seen any of this
at all.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
What Beyonce was. Beyonce was named wi Bops of the
twenty fist century and Taylor Swift came in at second,
and it's sort of spar It's quite a big debate
on I never like petting women against other women, but
when it comes down to personal preference, who do you
guys think the greatest pops to have the twenty first

(09:19):
century should be? Have you seen the Eras Tour? Have
you seen the phenomenon of everything with the Eras Tour
of Taylor Swift?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Come on? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
But I guess you could argue that Beyonce has spanned decades.
She's gone, you know, through the nineties with Distany's Child
and then came through and she's done a whole lot
of genres, and and he's like team Mariah.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I know the Queen Christmas on the list.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Would you go Mariah or would you go Selene?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's a really hard question. If I was petting those
two against each other, I would go I'd go and
I'd go Beyonce Many In PJ the podcast, it's.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Been a twent for ours us today, I'm not gonna
lie I went into organizing PJ mode, which is not
my finest of avatars. If I'm just if I'm to
excel in an area, I wouldn't say it's organization.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well, bless you, but producers here, I left the studio
before and you were trying to organize your receipts, and
you said, I'm just going to do it tomorrow when
I'm with Sira, so that she can sort it for me.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I did not say that you. You did say you're
just better at coffeewhere. Okay, so us today, as I
said on the show, through no fault of my midwives,
it was actually mine because I hadn't clearly communicated. But
she accidentally led out the gender of our baby that

(10:44):
we're expecting in April, and I was actually secretly stoked.
I was like, yes, let's just rush this thing along.
I want to know. And so then from that point on,
my husband knew that I wasn't going to be able
to keep a secret, so he actually agreed that we
could do a little cheeky gender reveal. So we did
that last night. I went to the party shop. I
got this really leavish Haleyum balloon, all these question marks

(11:07):
on it, and I had it in the car ready
to take to our friends. I tell you what, had
a few of us celebrating.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yes, it's one of those things, you know, like I'm
the wedding industry, like anything wedding related. Yeahs, yes, same
goes for a gender reveal party. You told me how
much that balloon cost?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh yeah, I wasn't really old. That's absolutely fine. Yep,
sweet as gosh. Wasn't cheap, No sixty five dollars anyway.
But anyway, I was all with that, and I was like, sweet,
oh my god, I'm on it. I've got this sorted.
And then I had darling Charlie. I was trying to
get him into the car. He's two years old, and

(11:48):
kept going balloon, balloon, But I was trying to pack
the car up and so I wasn't fully focusing, and
when I wasn't focusing, he somehow dis latched the alium
balloon from its weight, and before I knew it, it
escaped and it was so far up Maddy in the sky.
I was like, I can't even film this for comic effect.

(12:10):
It's it's gone. It literally just blew away. And first
of all, I have environmental guilt. That's not great for
the environment. Second of all, I want to know where
it is. Where is it LANDA Do you think it's
still flying?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
It would have gone far because a wind carries it.
The helium would have carried it, It'll go really far arim.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Like scientifically, and I'm not great with science, but do
we think this could still be flying? Or like, has
it had a snag? It's been punctured.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I reckon it's punctured. I reckon it's punctured. But I
still think it would have gone for hours.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
And the chances are right. New Zealand is small, a
beautiful country at all, It is not large, so the
chances of witnessing this unidentified flying balloon object could be
quite high. Hurry from white and upper I would say,
from wide and upper to Wellington to the upper parts
of South Island. Possibly. Yeah, I think this balloon may

(13:09):
have been spotted. In fact, I'm desperate to find it.
I want to track it down. If anyone has had
any sightings and maybe it wasn't the balloon, but just
you think maybe you could have seen the Haleian balloon
in the last twenty four hours. I would love to
hear from you. Let's open up the hotline.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
The wilder the spotting, the better as well.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Maybe you're on a plane and you're like, hang about,
it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a balloon. Please,
oh wait one hundred the hurts and like, even if
you're not certain, if you think you may have had
a sighting, have some fun gender gender reveal balloon. Let's
have some futher chicks for save it. Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Mady and PJ the podcastads.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
From the Hunt for a rogue Haleyum balloon, which got
let go accidentally by my two year old last night.
I want to know are these actual legit tests.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Well, I don't know. People might just be having a
bit of fun with us, but that's okay, that's okay,
or it has absolutely made it all the way to Brisbane,
which someone's texting for it. But my partner's in Brisbane
for work. He said, he spotted your book blue balloon
just before. It's still flying well worth the sixty five
bucks peach.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
The only situation is it's actually black with white question
marks over it. But maybe from a far.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
It could look blue. It could look blue, like a
navy blue.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
For the purpose of the young, let's go that it
looks blue. And Nakada's joining us one hundred hats sigh
in Nikata, Hi, hi, Hi?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Have you actually said the balloon?

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Well?

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Maybe maybe you never know, right, it could have happened
to a lot.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Of other people.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Okay, flying over.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
My work in Nelson.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, what time when I know?

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Maybe like three is three thirty?

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Could better be it?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Wait? Was this yesterday or today?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
No?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Yesterday?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh no, this was no, no, no, we didn't lose
the Oh my god. This is a sad state of appears.
How many people are losing them?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Because that could have been the direction the wind might
have plown it.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Right, absolutely, but we're a day out, so that's not
going to work. What about Helen, who's joining us one hundred.
The hats you've had a sighting of a rog balloon.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
One hundred percent. I'm pretty sure it come down to
Dunedin and it popped over a hospital because it's all
blue like our heart.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh, I see what you've done.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
I think it's it should be pink.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't know it was. It was pink on the
inside because she is having a girl.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Also, yeah, cangratulations, it's all thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Really genuinely thought maybe the balloon had been spiked, spotted someone.
Someone did teach some and say, I love the optimism
of PJ.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well just keep an eye on all right if you
see a rogue HELEI and balloon flying Text through for
eight seven.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Mary and PJ Many and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I like to think that you and I are reasonably
laura abiding citizens.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, I'm goodie good.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I wagged once, but it was I wagged school to
do a school project, so it wasn't even like for
a good reason, and I got so I got. I
did get caught, and the teacher pulled me into her
office to tell me off, but I cried and then
she ended up consoling me.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I would kind of like to relive school and just
try and be rebellious just for a few times, like
she don't think I wagged once.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
We just I don't think you and I would be
We wouldn't get away very well. So we're terrible liars,
both terrible liars. But it turns out I have kind
of been at least complicit in breaking the law, and
so of you.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Well, I read the same article this morning, and I
was like, huh, that's so interesting. I never knew that.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
No, did you know that it is illegal for hair
salons to serve drinks in science And we're not just.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Talking we're not talking alcohol. We're talking even hot drinks.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Right, coffee, alcohol, any beverage. It is illegal technically for
hair salons to be serving them up to customers.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
The reason being is it what they're not licensed? Like,
it's just a bizarre thing to not be legal.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, it's so bizarre, isn't it? And so many people
have said, so many people say, God, we were just
blissfully oblivious that the practice of serving drinks was even
illegal in this country.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
So were they now pushing for it to try and
be legal because was it once legal and then it
became illegal, and now they wanted to be legal yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I don't know if it was either legal or if
it's maybe always been illegal, but they are. But they
are trying to push through a new bill in Parliament
to change the low to allow salons to actually legally
be able to serve people drinks.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
There's nothing like sitting in the seat and you realize
you're one of those boogie salons in Would you like
a sparkling wine? Oh yeah, and a little bowl of olives?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh yeah? Do you know what, I've never had a
bowl of olives? Do you get a bowl of olives?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Astral Where are you getting your haircut? This was many
years ago out a disposable incoming up.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Ah when you're in that Australian radio. Money must have
been nice. Page must have been nice. Did you get
cavr as well?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Any moons?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Was it a gold plated cake that they put over here?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Harry on.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
The podcast the.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Head spit of a whoop See today a bit of
a whoop See.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
We celebrate whopseeas we're all human, We all stuff up,
we all make mistakes.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
You and I are the King and Queen of the
whip Seas.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, we'd be very hypocritical if we judged people who
made whoop seas.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh no, no, no, no judgment, no judgment. I also need
to preface the story by saying everyone is fine, everyone
is okay, but there was a minor crash this morning
with a nose to tail collision when a police car
crashed into the back of the Prime Minister's Crown car.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
You can just imagine that that moment he realizes what
he's done.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Because the police are meant to be there to kind
of serve and protect, yeah, you know, especially big books
like the Prime minister. So the Prime Minister was in
the car, the Finance Minister, Nicola Willis was in the
car as well, and the police car crashed into the
back of the Crown car.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Was it like, oh, I'm just in my own little
world forgot to put my foot on the break or
was it a bit more dramatic?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Unsure exactly. The Prime Minister said he just had a
bit of a shock. Not sure whether the Crown car
will need to be written off or whether it's going
to be okay. And now, of course there is an
investigation that has been launched into what exactly happened. Not
a great day on the job for the cop though,
right not a.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Great job, not a great day, but no one was
hurt in the end. And you know what, the news
cycle so fuckle and quick these days, it'll blow over
everyone forget about it in twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Everyone will except for, I would say, his colleagues, who
will probably never let him forget that he crashed into
the back of the Prime Minister's car when he was
meant to be protecting the ministers.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
True.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
True. In fact, earlier in the year, when we did
a phone topic on this on the biggest stuff ups
people had done on the job.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
I was delivering a palette of alcohol to a local
liquor shop and it wasn't actually wrapped properly, but I
put it on the truck because they were so busy,
and then when I opened up the side could and
the whole entire palete off the side of the truck onto.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
The foot past.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
How much are we talking, I would say it would
be a good probably five ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Was it some top shelf gin or something?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, Go to Helen.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
I work in healthcare and I was putting a very
elderly client to bed in his daughter's very new home.
Was very plush carpet and put the commode beside the
bed so he could get up and go during the night,
but forgotten.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh no, yep, that would be a messy cleanup. But
shows that we've all been there. We've all had a
bad day.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
On the job. Yeah, you had one earlier this year.
You had to call in the experts try and fix
your e conditioning.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Oh, then that was my fault.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
You had to push the boat.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
That's right. I'd hate to know how much that call
that was. Oh wait, one hundred, The Hats takes four
for eight seven. What was the stuff up you did
on the job? How much did it cost the company?
The podcast, we want to know your bad day at
work stories. Oh wait, one hundred the Hat's not the

(22:44):
best day for a police officer who nudged into the
back of the Prime Minister's car. But look, everyone's fine,
and that's the most important thing.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
And the other thing is we've all been there. I mean,
not crashing into the Prime Minister's car. But we've all
had a bad day on the job, you know exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
So Oh, eight hundred the Hats is number to join
the show. Stiff is joining us. Now, Hello, Stiff, what
was your bad date work.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
It wasn't actually mine. It was my bosses who she
put the new flooring, and she dropped a ten bucket
of paint all over it.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh, carpet, carpet.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
But on the carpet, but on the floor both, Yes,
what color paint? The clean?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah? What do you even do? What do you even do?

Speaker 8 (23:33):
Stiff?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Because I would flounder and I wouldn't even know where
to start with a clean again salt.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
We could to clean it up?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, Kelly's joining us. Good a Kelly, how are you hey?

Speaker 7 (23:47):
Good things?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
So are you guys? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Not too bad? What was the bad date work?

Speaker 6 (23:51):
I was when I was an intern doing my sparky apprenticeship,
and I didn't realize that there was an out of
bound circuit and I plugged something into it, and I
actually the whole building was out of power for about
a couple of days, with a couple of minutes. No,
it was a big stuff up. But the boss and

(24:12):
the other guys didn't tell me. I wasn't supposed to,
so so I came at later that day.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
So ignorance is blessed. That's not your fault.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
But then what happens? Everyone just sits in the office
doing their work and pitch black.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
I think I all had to work from home. And
that was before the two, so they were pretty cranky
and it costs.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Wait, sorry, Kelly, cut you off? How much did it
cost a thousands?

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Insurance jobbing?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Begg durance jobbing? Alright, let's go to John eight one
hundred hats get a John. What was your bed day
at work?

Speaker 8 (24:53):
Yeah? I was working at how three, So I was
putting spolk stock away up in the back of the
store room in the racks and the top racks they
had the fire pipes, the orange fire pipes running along
the top of those lit all glass things that hang off.
Put the palette up on the reach forecourse and put
it into where one was hanging slightly. It didn't the

(25:14):
pealet didn't going easily, so it took another swing in
it and I accidentally broke it off, which set off
all the fire things. All the waters just poured out
of everyone down that side of the storeroom. One day
asked my boss one and they put a bucket under it.
Another lady was yelling out fire, but it was just
gray water. The whole place was just full of misty water,

(25:38):
and I was sitting me on the horse kidding soapd
and everybody was walking out quickly. Anyway, I got the
pallet back down and decided at the time I walk out,
it's about ten minutes. Everybody else gone out. The whole
company upstairs include We're all sitting outside as I walked out,
and they all clacked and appaused me for doing fire trucks.

(26:03):
There's five fire trucks, four trucks and one pump truck.
They cost them five thousand. Truck called out five end
of the total of all the stock damaged on the
bottom of the floor that was on chip pellets and
purbal tea and everything else was about thirty five forty
thousand dollars worth of stop damaged. The surprising thing is

(26:25):
I didn't get told off.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I was going to say, though, drinks on you at
the Christmas party of John drinks.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
On you and trying to hide under a rock.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh yeah, Wow, there's definitely a bad d hit the office. John. Hey,
we've got some chocolate and a chemics of your house
prize coming away. I hope, I hope days at work
have improved.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Sens I no longer went but for thirty years hi Casey.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Keep some chocolate in a little prize. Doesn't like much
after all? That stock is.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Last many podcast page Bag weekend from a husband this weekend,
he is do you wanted to guess?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I was gonna kissing?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
It's gonna be painful for a year all day and
also could it dangerous?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Both of those options.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
So let me just tell you he is heading north
to go and compete in an ocean swim this weekend.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Between the two of you, professional athletes, aren't you?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I don't know what I truly don't know what's happened.
When we first met, we were very heapy, just sitting
on the couch eating takeaways and watching a movie. I
don't know what's happened to us.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Are you experiencing a midlife crisiss? It might be that, so,
you know, we mean in the fifties, just at the sides.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
How do you Anyway, He's going to Northland to do
this swim series. But there's a slight concern from Ryan,
which is that he has a genuine, like massive kind
of debility heading phobia of sharks.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Oh yeah, that'll get you.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
So the actual thought that he's even going to get
into the water is huge for him, But I was
kind of thinking, well, as my judy, as a husband,
it would be nice to try and put his mind
at ease. So I've invited to the show shark expert
Dr Riley Elliott.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Hi, Riley, Maddy and I just love a partner who
looks after their partner.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Well, I was thinking that's that was the plan, But
maybe I'm going to do the opposite and I'm going
to make him even more freaked out by getting you
out on I mean.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
You can do what you will knowledge, but generally it
turns out positive.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, So here's the big question. Does he have anything
to be fearful of?

Speaker 8 (28:45):
I would be lying if.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
I did not, because you know, it is nature and
it as the wild, and there are things out there
out of your control. But look, let me break down.
The good news for him is where he's swimming is
not the layer of the dangerous sharks, the real dangerous
one like great whites. Now where you're kind of something.
It's in a nice sheltered bayob Island. The only real
shark species up there that's the size is the Bronzuela.

(29:08):
You know, it's a very smart shark around people all
the time.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I've got a question, Riley. When there's so many people together,
like obviously they're doing this big you know, ocean swim.
Does that deter sharks as well?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
In the first instance, it's probably in the tracton because
you can imagine the ocean is a relatively standard, quiet
place and then all of a sudden there's this big
splashing going on, and you kind of like if you're
actually like, oh, what's that over there? And they might
go and get interested because it's like a boil up
a fish or something now that makes a similar noise.
But then when they turn up and see a bunch
of guys and speedos, they're going to go entirely the

(29:43):
other way. Very incredibly smart animals, And if I was
underneath the whole tack of guys and speeders, I'd probably
go the other way too, But I'm not sure many
You tell me.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Each for their own, Riley, Each to their own. But
here's a question for you. If you did come across
the shark, is there like a general tried and true
this is what you should do?

Speaker 4 (30:07):
There is But most humans don't do it because they
go into panic and stink and do the entire.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
Opposite of what you should do.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
But like the good thing is, sharks generally are freaked
out from you either way. What you should try and
do is if you see a shark, well you passed
the first test, You've seen it. And eye contact it's
the biggest powerful tool when someone with sharks, because lets
that predator know you know that you've seen it, and
there's no ambush and then and there's almost a communication
through eyes that look, I'm this and you're that, and
I'm not what you eat, and so let's get on

(30:33):
with our day.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Well, I feel like this is maybe how I get
to ask this.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
A lot, this question from people doing ocean swims. And
what I would say and what I said to anyone
this summer going swimming is go in, enjoy it. Put
it out of your head because the fifth of the
odds are so tiny, especially when you're swimming in those
areas where a lot of people recreate, and the how
many sharka is a which is very habituated and understanding

(31:02):
of people. So I would tell him and if he's listening,
put it out of your mind. Focus on the swim,
because as we all know, drowning is a far greater
risk and that can happen even it's true.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
So just get through it, Ryan, get through it is
what you say.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I mean some could say that it could help him
swim faster. That's true. I mean, do what you will
with this information.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Hey, Riley, thank you so much for being with us. Mate,
We really appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
All good, have a great time and collect to him.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Mady and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast the Heads
Are You a.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Meytime? We love this game. It's called are you a
very original Idea? It's our occupation stereotyping game, and every
week we have a new occupation for you to convince
us that you are. This week we're after car salespeople.
You just have to call up oh eight hundred the
hats and convince us you are well account if you're

(32:01):
telling the truth or a poor king. Now Andy is
joining us. Andy, you're a car sails person.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Indeed, he kind of sounds like one straight off the bed.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, he's enthusiastic, isn't he? He is ready to sell
the dream?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
In fact, Andy, first question for you, can you please
say the phrase for me? Boy? Do I have a
deal for you? Boy?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Do I have a deal for you.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah. Oh he's got it, I reckon he is.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Do we just try one more?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
You try one more?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
House slicked back because you're.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
It's looking looking pretty good.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, it is very annoying. I think he's selling it.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I think he might be.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, you're definitely a car salesman, Andy, Are you no
civil super boys? Oh? Man, you just got the toe
in your voice, got the charisma. Andy, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
But Okay, as soon as we said he was, I
knew he wasn't saying it was too good to be true.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
I know.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay. Up next, we've got Race joining us for Are
you a car sales person? Edition Racy? How long have
you been to car salesman?

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
It is eight years? Japers. You would have seen a
bit of a shift into the e V world, wouldn't you.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Yeah, there has been, has been.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
I haven't sold too many evs and manly stuck to petrol.

Speaker 8 (33:36):
Kay.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, what what's your favorite car to sell? Race? What
do you Reckon's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Got a big toy your commercial vehicles? Yeah, definitely the
way to go.

Speaker 8 (33:50):
Yeah, good customers.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
People are easy to deal with.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, I've really gone on a roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
It's hard to know because people who just love cars
could be calling up like that. I feel like Race
could just be a big car enth because.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Straight off the bear, I looked at you and I
gave you a shake of the head, didn't I.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
And often near the ones that actually are the real,
the real deals. Yeah, he keeps going talking about the
customers Race. I reckon, you are a car salesman, are you?

Speaker 5 (34:23):
I used to be, but no longer.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
We can take it. I think we can take it
on the eighties, you know, and the boardline then well
we're gonna know.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
We're just gonna take that as a one. I'm sorry,
years one use one. No, it's got a sean oh
eight hundred the hats get I Sean, you're a car salesman.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Yes, and I've just pulled over to talk to you.
And the guy behind me with the ridden blue flashing lights,
we can get him out of that old schedro commodore.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I think, wait, have you been pulled over by the cops.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
No, But don't let the truth get in the away
of a good story. You won't like what I'm selling.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Okay, okay, okay, Sean, I've got a task for you.
I really need to sell like two thousand and eight
v W golf, can you sell it to us? And
two sentences.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Most certainly, do you like your family? If you do,
we've got the car for you. If you don't, it's
got at least two earbags. It'll keep you safe.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
He's got to be he's got to be.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Sean, surely you're a car salesman.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Well, if you want to buy my old Outlander, then yes,
I am currently the otherwise I.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Did used to be.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Another so you were though, yeah I was, But what
do you now?

Speaker 8 (36:00):
What do I do now?

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Real estate?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Ah, you don't get to the gab.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Sort of what do we call it? A one out?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
It's a fee, it's a.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Fee it is it's a one and a half out
of three?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Mary J.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Mady and PJ the podcast that I had quite a
busy morning this morning, And you.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Know me, do you ever have an unlike an actual
relaxed morning where you don't do anything?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I know it's few and far between, but this one
was particularly busy. I needed to be somewhere in the
city by nine o'clock, which means I had to move
everything forward. And you know me, I'm very set on
closing my exercise ring on my Apple Watch. So I thought,
if I need to if I want to do that,
I need to get up early and I need to
go exercise. So I took Otis for a walk this morning.

(36:57):
And so I was walking down our road at like
seven am, and there was a lady out the front.
And she's a lovely lady I have. We've run into
each other from time to time, but we don't know
each other, just kind of like.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
The older ladies love Maddy McLean, your target demographic.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
This was She's just someone that I've seen from time
to time. Had a little neighborly hello, how are ye? Yeah, yeah, good,
thank you. This morning I walked past her house. She
lives a few like a a few doors down from me,
and she was standing at out the front and I
said morning. She goes morning and I said how are you?

(37:39):
And you know, we had this conversation the other day, peach,
how you asked someone how their day is in passing
and you really only expect a cursory yeah, good, thank you,
not too bad, not too bad, not too bad, or
like holding up for the weekend, maybe as bring on Christmas. Yeah,
the most you might expect. Boy, I got the full

(38:02):
life story from this woman and it was juicy, and
you know me.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Oh god, you wouldn't have been able to You would
have to stop.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
And I did name Jody, What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
And what did he say? And what did she say?
And so how are they going to resolve?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
This involved some really juicy gossip about someone getting out
of jail, WHOA a restraining order?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Whoa?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
It involved police and I and I think, how many
times have you spoken to this slave? Like three, three times?
Three times? I don't even know her name, but I
got her whole life story. And you best believe I
stood in there going and then what?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
And then what.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Will you keep me in the loop?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I said, film me, in film me. I want to
know everything. So now I'm the neighborhood gossip.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Of course you are.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
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