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December 4, 2024 • 39 mins
  • Matty found a hack for cleaning his airpods
  • What was the straw that broke the camels back?
  • Meme Girls: Matty's Meme is about crime - have you ever solved a crime?
  • Matty needs to apologise to his mum...
  • What's on your Notes App?!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Many and Pag thanks to Chemis
Wharehouse the Real House of Fragrances.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Many j on that.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Hi everyone, and.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
You're now joining the podcast. How is everyone doing today?
Let's go around the road produce the series. Yeah, I'm
going to come to you. Hi.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Hi, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
I'm a little bit flustered.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
A couple of things happened.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
So I took my keys into work today, but I
didn't take my car in because I bust.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yeah, bussy, good for you. This was to be fear.
You did tell me earlier this year. This is going
to be a regular thing. It's not a regular thing.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Once a week?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Once a week?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
When are you peteing metthew I have public got that
one time that you told us a.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
And then my flatmate messaged me and was like, I
need to get my car out. I need to get
my car out.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Where your keys?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
And I was like, they're at work in the city.
So she ordered an uber from the city. I we
were on. I had to get our colleague Larissa to
run my keys out to the uber and then he's
taken them all the way to East Aukland. And then
Larissa was like what if the uber driver arrives, gets out,
uses your key to steal your car. Oh so then

(01:17):
I had I was freaking out my flatmate like you
better meet him right at the door before he has
the chance to spot my master and take it.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I mean, is it is?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Sometimes the cars are.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeh, yeh, that's been in your Carton's terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, mine's awful.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
With all gost mine hasn't been taken.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Actually none of us have, like amazing, but.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
You watch you watch the space because it is coming.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Sure it is going to be the upgrade, its coming
eleven months. Okay, guys, but once you're riding in my
car with heated seats.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
And no rubbish or mud on the ground and no
rubbish or mud be the last.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
So do we have an update? Keys ave?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
So she sent me a picture of the keys, but
then I couldn't see my house key on them, and
I was like, can you just make sure that he
didn't take the house's gonna come back because my mum
installed the spear and me like, oh, there could be,
because someone gonna be breaking.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
I'm going to talk you down from allege every.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Unless he stopped by the mall and got the key
cut and got another version.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I think we're okay, You'll be fine, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
That was it was today? Wasn't it? Many was like
because I hadn't know from mom was going.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
It since Mum was typing her ticks and then she
stopped typing and I haven't heard from her, and I
don't falling off a club Charlie.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
My brain, and then I was hadn't seen them on
the camera. Your brain goes wild places, especially when you're tired.
Not for many though, he's a pretty rational brain usually usual.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
I did hit that one time earlier this year when
we were in the car from Ryan. We were on
a road.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Spent like seven days to get this, so I was
on you and.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
I had that panic attack that Ryan had died because
I hadn't heard from.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
It, and find my iPhone was on and you're like,
he's in the room. He's in the bedroom, which means
he's died in the bedroom.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yes, yeah, And I was like, I was very close
to getting my messaging my friend who lives around the
corner to go and check on him.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Christ did only make you feel confident in that moment.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, you're pretty good, But there was not Honestly, there
isn't much you can do in that moment.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
He because I was actually freaking out.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah I know you were.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
He's okay.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
You were sitting there rubbing my bet, being like it's fine,
it's fine, but secretly going he's died. Oh well, r Ryan.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
The brain, the brain, the brain, the brain. Look, we've
got a very fun show coming up.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
How are you? How are you.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Chaotic?

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Fuck?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
You'll hear you'll hear my last twenty four hours, there
was hit. Yeah, there was a straw that broke the
camel's back today and someone at a meltdown.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
I saw our boss out. I saw our boss out
in the office before, not not our immediate boss, our
bigger boss. And he goes, how's the pregnant one? And
I go, well, she spelled, she spilled carry on her
pants today and then couldn't find other pants that fit.
So well she's doing well.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's oh god. Yeah, No, today was a day. But
we do have a great show coming up.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Many had an issue, well, no, he had an apology
I did to make after something came out.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Thank you for facilitating that.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
This is what I do. I'm here to make things better.
Make your life better.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Also, get this a great heck if you have a
hear that isn't quite working as well as it should be.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
It sounds like a prank, but it's it's a pretty gross,
disgusting but it works.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Do you think it would work on other brands that
are not just going to.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
The same CONCEPTA.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Tonight, real Go Go.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Also, we wanted to know what's in your notes app
and you didn't disappoint. It was certainly diverse. So that
and much more coming up than the podcast enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's a good afternoon in a heavy hum day. We're here.
It's felt like a slow week. I'm gonna put it
out there.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah, I vibe with that.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yesterday on the show, we're all like, oh, she's been
a big week, and it was.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
But guess what we're women. We are mere weeks away
from Chris people.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
That we are A quick little question to start the show,
as we always like to do.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
So she's quite hot.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
The temperatures are really ramped up this week around the country.
And I went into my beloved coffee story just before
and one of my mates who works in there, she goes,
do you want do you want one of our icy boys?
Do you want like an iced coffee? And I said no,
it never has the same effect as a hot coffee.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
She's like, Okay, okay, you just got to do what
you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
But is that just my perception is that the placebo
effect in play well because you think that it should
write because it's still the same amount of coffee.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Coffee, Yeah, yep, but there's something weaker about it than
in a hot coffee.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Right.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
It feels like her, I don't know if.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
There's more milk to dilute the coffee, does that then
weaken the effect heirs on your body?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Chris, there's more liquids.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Look, famously, you and I not size size.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
So if you do actually have intel on the hot
verse cold coffee mechanics, please get in touch.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
I love to know. I'd love to know because I
do like a nice coffee initially in this weather. But
you're right, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
It's just not going to get me home, no, So
please get in touch with the handsticks.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
For Many and PJ a podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
That heat waves. There's glass animals on the hands. You
were Many and PJ actually speaking of heat waves.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I did see.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Meat Service has had to issue some heat alerts across
the country.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Top of the South Island around lead.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Him expected to take at thirty one degrees and Nelson
at twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well Napier forecast to hit twenty nine degrees.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
So she hot.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
We're not just imagining it. We've come out the gates
of summer firing.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Also, so take care. That is why she's paid the
big bucks.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Was just I didn't even think about it until I
said it, and then I was like, I was literally
just reading an article.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I have to somehow.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
It's dune people, it's just done. Hate this. Two things
everyon you need to know before I tell the story. One,
as I'm getting older and maybe it's working in this
industry where we're constantly wearing headphones, my hearing, I feel
like is shot to pieces.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I thought that, and then I went and got my
ears tested and they were immaculate.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Which surprises me because I hear the volume that you
have to take. It's just stundstading. It's truly disgusting. What
it does worry me. My love it worries I know.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I know it's not great. And there's one body part
I thrash.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's my ear dress.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yes, but we've had a diagnosis, and your ears are fine,
They're fine. Maybe I need to get mine jet though,
because I don't know. They just more and more. I
feel like you are pushing forty two. That's true. So
that's the first thing you need to know. Second thing
you need to know is that our studio overlooks the atrium,
and everyone that walks into the reception area of our

(09:17):
building can see straight into our studio. Yeah. So I've
been having an issue with one of my ear pods
in that one of them seems to be fine. The
other one I'm really not hearing well out of at all.
It's very low. It hasn't stopped working completely, but it's
very tiny, very low. Well, that's what I wondered. I thought,

(09:39):
maybe maybe maybe my hearing is that bad that one
of my ears has just given up the ghost. But
then I switched the EarPods round, and I could hear
it well out of that one, well out of the
other ear. So no, I could hear it the same
out of the other ear. So it was the AirPod,
not my ear. So I thought, okay, so I've got
to God to figure out how to clear this or

(10:02):
fix it? So I googled one of my EarPods is
quieter than the other, and I found this article on
a website called lifehacker dot com.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Lifehacker dot com.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Said clean your EarPods with this gross but effective technique,
and I thought, well, I'm ready to do anything because
it's really annoying me that my music is playing out
of one air and not well out of the other one.
What's a round sound, you know when I'm listening to
Spiccols on my walk in the morning. So I looked

(10:33):
on this website and it said to fix your sound issue,
here's what you do. Take a softly bristled, clean toothbrush.
You can then carefully brush the larger opening of the AirPod.
Then suck on the larger opening until you can feel
that you were causing air to come through.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
That sorry, suck on your AirPod.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
So I thought, there's no way I'm doing this, But
then I thought, well, I want to get this fixed.
So here I am in the studio with all of
these people walking past, scrubbing my AirPod with a toothbrush
and then sucking on it. So why did you have
a toothbrush on you, I had one in my I
have an old one in my bag perfect randomly, so

(11:18):
I scrubbed it, suched on it, and I did have
to give the boss a wave as he walked past.
Went suck mid suck on my LEAXI AirPod. But and
then while I was doing it, I thought, imagine if
this was a have Imagine if someone was just trolling
me and here I am sucking on my AirPod as

(11:41):
a prank. But guess what it is completely fixed, sounds
out of both ears, so flawlessly. So the sucking brush
technique works, my friends, The sucking brush technique works. The
brush and the brush inside had leave a.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
You've got to do rush in your back at work?

Speaker 7 (12:02):
Second?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Will you just sucked it? So grim hetty even for me.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Maddy and PJ Meddy and PJ. The podcast The.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Heads and the Show was off to a slightly later
start in terms of meetings today. Normally we made around
you know, quarter to one one and we'd already had
to push it out for fifteen and then I sent you
lovely people produce a Sarah and Meddian message, Maddie, do
you want to go onto the group chat and just

(12:35):
read the flurry messages that came from quite a flustered PJ.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Really I felt for you, I really because I could
hear it in your voice as well. I got this
today at twelve forty in the group chat. Sorry, guys,
it's so hot. I can't sit any clothes and I'm
having a meltdown. I literally don't know what to leave

(13:02):
the house in, no pants or shorts of fit.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I was okay, So what happened is I had actually
had an outfit that I had put on and I
fit it. But I was eating food with my toddler
and I spilt some curry on my linen pants. Of course,
I was like, okay, I've got to find something else
to wear. And it was like finding gold. And I
don't have a good analogy, but it was just impossible.

(13:29):
Everything I put on my body I felt disgusting. I know, pregnancy,
some women just feel so empowered and gorgeous and glowing,
and I've just.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Not felt like that recently. And I couldn't fit into anything.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
And it was just the straw that broke the camel's
back it and I had such a melt.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
It's been a big twenty four hours of lots of
little things going wrong or not feeling like the necessarily
going the way you had hoped they would.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Well, I got home and I was putting my darling,
Charlie to bed, and then he projected vomited all over me.
So stripped the bed, and then we went to go
have a shower. But the water was cold because what
We've run out of wood because we were an offgread house.
So I had like I tried to wash my hair
with cold. Let me tell you did not really get

(14:23):
the smell of spill.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
And then I went to go into my berg and
I spilt jam all through it and then woke out.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
This morning, Charlie woke up at like five o'clock and
then the clothes thing just broke my back.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Today, guys, the cows beck was broken, and I had
a little melt down.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Okay, peage, I'm not even pregnant, and I've had those meltdown.
Remember I told you the story about I got the
wrong ice cream for Ryan. I thought I knew what
ice creaming want, and I got home and it was
the wrong one. I had a full, all blown meltdown
in front of them.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I do, honestly sometimes think how many would go pregnant.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
I'm like, how did Many go with this? The little toddler?

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Well, because you hate dawdling, you're.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Not being able to do what you want right.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Now, I wait, a hundred of the hurts, especially with
this hate kicking in.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I reckon people are just a little more flustered at
the end of the year. Give us a call.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Takes four for eighty seven. What was the straw that
broke the camel's back and led to the meltdown? It's
a safe space, you can be anonymous. But what was
it that final moment that just broke the camel's back?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Maddy and PJ Many and PJ the podcast The Heads.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
We want to know what was the straw that broke
the camel's back. I had a little meltdown as I
was on my way to work today. I had to
get changed because I'd spelt food on my pants, and
then twenty two weeks pregnant tomorrow and I'm just not
fitting things like I want to.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I think I have to just go and get some
new clothes, but I have.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I've got new clothes along the way, and they just
they just change every couple of weeks. The clothes just
looked different anyway, had a little meltdown, and that was
the straw that brought the camel's back. So we want
to know because it's only human to have these moments.
Meddie has them every two days.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
And I'm not even pregnant, and I can't even blame
pregnancy hormones.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh under, that's what I happened to you, Laura.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
Oh, I was having a really bad time at the
stage and I was brushing my teeth and I just
bought a new top and I spilt toothpaste on my
top while I was brushing my teeth, and I just
lost it, refused to go out where it was going,
and it was just ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Laura, We've all been there, my free We've all been there.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Did you end up leaving the house? Did you end
up having a giggle later?

Speaker 8 (17:07):
I did? I did? I think you just stare it
with water and it comes out, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
But in the moment it seems like the biggest deal
in the world.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
Oh yeah, And it was just yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
But Laura, the self awareness to be able to laugh
about it with us on the radio. Now, well done,
well done. That's what being human is all about.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
At least got to Joy.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh hundred, the hurts Joey. What was the straw that
broke the camel's back?

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Well, you know those mornings you have when it's been
a feely, biggish night out and you nothing goes right.
You can't find your wallet, you know, or you can't
find your jecket. You realize you paid way too much
for the uber home and you just feel a bit
rough around the edges. Yeah, and is that one thing
that you know will fix it?

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Just one thing?

Speaker 7 (17:55):
You go to McDonald's, get a McDonald's look shape.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Oh no, I know. Yeah, every time, Joy, every time.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
In the world.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Joy.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
How big of the mountdowns in the car when you
get through the drive through and you discover that the
machine is.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
I'm waiting there and I'm going, please don't tell me
it's broken. Please don't tell me. I need this milkshake.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I need it.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Sorry, I'm broken.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
So yeah, I'd flip my lid to Joy. I'd flip
my Joy.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ. The podcast so relatable.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
That's totally me.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Count many and pjss.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay, it's time to bring to the table a meme.
There's a lot of pressure. It's like when you share the.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Ox cord and a car were at a party and
you're like, oh, I find that's relatable, Well, anyone else relatable.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
It's like when you, yeah, when you send someone with
something that you think is really funny, like a clip,
a YouTube clip, and you go, this is crack up,
and then they go, I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
You're like, oh, explainer, okay, so produce to sirah meeting myself,
will bring a name Siah.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
What have you got hello this week? Hello?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Okay, So picture the house from home alone, the big
massive house see it now, snowy home alone.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Beautiful home, beautiful home.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
And this is what the meme reads. The older I get,
the more I wonder what Kevin mccallis's dad did to
afford this house and a vacation to Paris for nine people.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
This is so cold, because.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I need that.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
I need that a business was he a businessman?

Speaker 5 (19:52):
I don't know that it's ever explained what he did,
but my god, that house was would have cost some coin.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, but inflation, I mean that's.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
True, that's true. You knowletion probably only cost him thirty
thousand dollars in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Don't don't hey, actually, minds are related money related to me.
This week it says, why don't grocery stores participate in
Black Friday? I don't need twenty percent off of flat screen.
Give me half price on a bottle of milk and
a dollar butter, and then you better believe I'll be
at the doors at three am.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
It is so truy.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
I would be banging down that door.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Can you imagine? It's just to think about supermarkets for
twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Five you go pitch it to them, peage or box
or boxing days the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
So I don't know if I can deal with that.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
I know supermarkets can be coldic at the beast of
times they're alone on like a Boxing day or a
Black Friday.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
It would be like low paper during COVID.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
All over.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Okay mine. This week just kind of made me chuckle
because I do listen to a lot of true crime podcasts.
I don't know about you guys, there's some very real
good ones out there.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I literally listened to Cereal, like one of the o
true crime podcasts, Ages Ago, and I haven't listened to
one in Ages.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Oh that's so good, but there are a lot of
them now and they are often very similar, which kind
of plays into the comedy of the meme that I
saw today. Someone put a meme up that said, if
I ever get murdered, I want two white women with
a podcast to solve it in their free time. So true,

(21:38):
because truly, those white women with a true crime podcast
can do anything.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Do you reckon you could solve a crime?

Speaker 5 (21:50):
No, I'd be terrible. I'd be terrible. I'd love to
think that I could be.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
You've listened along, confidently going why didn't they think of that?

Speaker 5 (21:58):
That is true? That is true, and then you start
to get ideas of how you might solve a crime
just by listening to it, which got me thinking that
this is something maybe we could put out to people today.
Have you ever solved a crime? Now? I'm not talking
necessarily about big, crazy, wild crimes.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
We will take take though if you have.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
If you solved a murder, please give us a call
on our Andrew thinkings.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
You can hide some details, but I'm.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
More meaning like lower level crimes. Maybe you caught someone
who'ld feed something, Maybe you caught someone at work had
stolen something out of the work fridge that they weren't
meant to.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm pretty sure my cousin lost his phone and he
managed to do the old track the iPhone thing and
knocked on the person's door and went on this big
man hunt and the guy had to hand over his phone.
So something like that, maybe where you have tracked down
a person or or you have solved the crime yourself,
you were the investigator, give us a call, oh waite,
hundred hats. Look, it could be niche and we might

(22:59):
not get any, but if we get one, will be start.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Have you personally solved a crime?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Get in touch oh eight so you can text through
four four eight seven the podcast. So we've thrown out
like a bit of a risky topic. I guess we
asked have you have you solved a crime? Quite quite heavy.
Text did sort of start flowing through, yep, which you know,

(23:26):
I don't know if we'd sort of bounce off for
light afternoon entertainment.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
No, but there are some actually some really really interesting
ones as well, some good ones too. Someone said, my
husband's motorbike was stolen. We kept an eye out for
it on trade me and it came up months later.
Then messaged the cellar with questions to confirm it was
the same bike, and organized to buy it. We called
the pods and then waded down the road while they

(23:54):
went in and busted them.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh that's good, I want tout this one. Yeah, solved
who was stealing my drink? At primary school? Approached the suspect,
They denied it. Next day created a new drink, dishwashing liquid, soap, mustard, etcetera.
And the thief came charging back into the classroom claiming
I had poisoned them.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Crime solid.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Got it from a young age. All right, he's got
a Warren in Auckland. Warren, what crime did you solve?

Speaker 9 (24:22):
So I worked for a retail company. I asked for
a quote from a staff member and he built me
and I came back and said, oh, there's a mistake,
and they didn't sit with me. So I went to
the accountant. He basically a couple next couple of days,
the cops turned up, arrested him and came back to
me and said he's been stealing thousands of dollars every
month and we didn't know about it until you said.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Oh, Warren, whoa was.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
He you called.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
You must you must have felt a little bit like
a hero.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Warren.

Speaker 9 (24:55):
No, I was actually really disappointed because I was like,
you've just tried to from me. Yeah, the company, the
company was more appreciative of it.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Well, well well done for Warren. That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Vaughn's joining us. High worn h why what what was
the crime that you solved?

Speaker 10 (25:19):
My bike got stolen, And funny thing is that previously
it got stolen a couple of days earlier.

Speaker 11 (25:26):
And then the fantail was flying around me and coaching
me outside of the room. So I went out and
just was curious and when, and it took me up
the driveway and down the road a little bit.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
So I ran back and got my other pushbike, followed
it down the road for a bit till it cruised
up and then hollo.

Speaker 11 (25:44):
This is my my bike coming down the road. And
so I crossed the road, run the.

Speaker 10 (25:49):
Cops at the same time, and just followed it down
the road and told them what street I was on
and caught up with them and got my bike back
and good no wait.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Wait, idan tail led you to the theft of your bike.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
It was just there and I got lead out outside
out the driveway down the road a little bit, so
I just decided to go and get my bike, and
it was still hanging out me when I came back
out on the driveway and then it led me straight
forwards and then it just scruzed off.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
So I thought, I'll just.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
Go down the road a little bit and then Hello,
here's the bike across the road, coming down the road.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Happy days born. They do say fantails are very spiritual,
little creature.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
God, here we go. We're speaking your language. Is and
Egorn I got.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Before he found his bike.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Found the bike all to a mystical fan tail who knew.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I do love pant spot for them, but I don't
know what happened.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Maddy and PJ. Maddy and PJ cast so many.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
You came to me this morning and informed me that
you were in the Naughty Books with your dear mother
Tracy mclaan.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
I am, which is rare for me because I've said it.
I've said it very been very vocal on the.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Show's the Golden Child, guys.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
I'm Mum's favorite. I'm definitely Mum's favorite.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
So someone who heard you talk earlier this week on
the show about Tracy's prized possession her number one joy
when it comes to Christmas and there is this fish
decorations that you slagged off live on air.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
She's got two of them. They're like glass blown fish
that she hangs on her tree, which to me, like,
what about Christmas? Says fish? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Sometimes you don't need an explanation. Maybe it just takes
it back to a happy time, you know.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Yeah, but we've given this such a hard time about it,
and I slagged them off on air, and guess what's happened.
She's been bullied into removing them from the tree.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Honorho.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, well, look, I think there's only one thing we
can do. I've tracked down your lovely mother's number, and
we're going to give her a call live on it,
and you're going to apologize to Tracy and make amends.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Good luck.

Speaker 13 (28:30):
Hello Tracy Speaking, Hello.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Tracy Speaking, It's PJ here, your gorgeous son's colleague.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Hello, PJ.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
How are you.

Speaker 13 (28:42):
Who keeps singing me on a no caller idea when
I'm at work? I'm not answering that. And then it
was another call and I thought, well, maybe it is.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
It is really important, So I'm sure it is.

Speaker 13 (28:54):
If you're calling PJ.

Speaker 12 (28:55):
What's the problem.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
So look, it's actually not me, it's your son. I've
got I'm on the line here. He wants to make
a formal apology to you.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Hello mother, Hello darling.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
How are you very well? Now?

Speaker 13 (29:07):
Ringing about what I heard when I came to work
this morning, because clearly I missed it on the radio yesterday.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Well, first of all, all of these people that doab
me in for the stories I tell on the radio,
this needs to stop.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Now.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
This is meant to be a safe space. But that aside,
I would like to Mum formally apologize for the hard
time we have given you, both on the radio and
over the years about the fish ornaments on the tree.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Which are not on the tree. You do know that
they're not on the tree. Well, now this is I've
got PTSD from you giving me such a hard time
last year.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Well, this is what I've learned. This is what I've learned.
What I would like to say to you, Mum, is
don't let your children bully you into taking down the
fish ornament's off the tree.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Well I think I was going to get you each
to put a fish ornament on and say thanks to
Katie and Mary and never let the truth get in
the way of a good story. That every time I
hung the FISHIP reminded us of a trip where we
met these.

Speaker 13 (30:12):
Two lovely women, mother and daughter from Chicago when we
were on holiday and they came to visit us in
New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Were staying over Christmas or the.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Decorations, and it was a misscene because you and Katie
had done your diving.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yes, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
There's more is that Chris Maddy was saying he didn't
get it because there was no Christmas link. So it's
actually a really sentimental peace tracy that you look at
and it brings really fond memories back.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Absolutely, PJ. But never let the truth get in the.

Speaker 11 (30:45):
Way of a good story.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
To be fair, may keep taking this your mother, I
just forget about the story behind them. But now that
you've reminded me, I will stop giving you a hard
time about the fresh ornaments, or at least stop talking
about it on the radio.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
I'll go and I'll go and hang them tonight and
I'll think of Mary and Katie and there you go.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
There you go, Mom, lovely.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
To talk to you. I accept your apology and can't
wait to see you in three weeks.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Love you, Mom, Bye bye, PJ.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I still don't get who's Katie? And it's a long story.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
I'm gone. If we'd left or on we were knowing, Mom,
we would have been here for half an hour with
that story. No, sorry, Mom, sorry, don't tell her. I
see that. Don't you love me?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Mady, J, Maddy and PJ the podcast that.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I like to try and be organized, but my god,
I'm just a hot mess. Sometimes I forget to write
things down.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Often, do you I'm a bag lest writer.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
I'm not, you know. No, I'll go to that. I
will go off and go to the supermarket, and almost
nine times outher ten i'll get home and I will
have forgotten at least.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
One same because I don't write it down.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
But I do. I try and be better, and so
I've been using my notes HAF a little bit lately
on my phone just to write things down. One of
the one of the key things is I have like
an ongoing folder, an ongoing note where I contribute to
it with ideas for our show Peach. So little things

(32:23):
that I notice or things that happen, I'll write, Oh
that's good, and.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
I'll write it down diary.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Yeah, so that's right at the top. But here's the thing.
I never delete anything from my notes at so I
have I have notes going back for years, years, all
the way from twenty eighteen is the very first note
that I have.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Do you even have like diary intries or anything like
where you spill out your feelings?

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Yep, there's some of those in there.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
God, can you indulge us?

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Do you have any?

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
I absolutely would have.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I went through a phase where I sort of start
writing a bit, and when I was feeling really overwhelmed,
I would I'd dump it into my notes.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I'm trying to see if I can find anything right now.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Not I don't want to know. It really can open
up an absolute can of I've.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Got baby girl names that I've put together great recently.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
That's really good.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Believe I'm not going to go big list of.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
The One of the very first thing in my notes
at is is a list of names. Because when I
met my husband, he had to tell me that he
comes from a very large family. His mum and dad
were both one of six, one of six siblings, and
so not only does Ryan have like five aunties and

(33:51):
uncles on both sides, there's obviously their partners as well,
and then their children his cousins. So he's got I
think thirty eight first for example, and.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm that Christmas.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
I come from a smaller family, so Ryan's Ryan had
this amazing ability to remember ever out of my family
by name. But that's easier to do when you've only
got a small family, whereas I had so many. So
one of the very first things in my NOTESAP is
one time I wrote down on my NOTESAP every single

(34:23):
auntie and uncle of Ryan's and the corresponding children his cousins.
And it's still in my NOTESAP because and I regularly
have to refract and.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
If you don't, if you don't, well, if you don't
look at that, do you reckon you could remember all
of those thirty seven family members?

Speaker 5 (34:36):
No, because he is like, for example, he has two
auntie dians and I can never remember like which dying
is with which uncle. Yeah, he's got too late. He's
got a couple of Helen's in the air, like there's
just yeah, it's just it's it's a mess. If I
don't write it down, So I regularly have to go
back and look at it.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well. Us talking about going through your NOTESAP.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
We've got a few people going, Oh, I wonder if
there's any golden nuggets in there. I wanted to know
what was sitting in people's notes are Maybe it is
from a few years ago, or maybe it's recently, and
it's quite hilarious to read back on. What are the
golden nuggets from your nights app? Give us a call
right now, Oh, eight hundred the hats. Let's share either

(35:20):
the embarrassment or nostalgia to Getty.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
You can take four four eighty seven to podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
And we're diving deep and to the dark details of
our notes app.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
The back end, the back end of it page.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, we wanted to know what's in your notes because
we all just write so much stuff in there over time.
And you're right, you haven't cleaned yours out. I haven't
cleaned that out in years. I just found some poetry
I wrote in COVID poetry.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
It was not poetry, but it was. It was called leaning.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Hasn't this man just been a total, absolute mind numbing headspin.
I was looking through my photos on my phone this morning,
and it was a month ago to this day. My
boyfriend and I were camping out in the bush, completely remote,
completely quiet and away from all the worries in the world.
I mean, had I known what was to come, we
would have probably traded the bush for a raging nightclub
for one last hurrah. But hindsight's beautiful thing.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
God it's pretty crazy anyway, so goes on. That's obviously.
But I just wrote all the time.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
But that's it, Peas. You write this stuff in there
and then you forget all about it and it just
sits there and sits there.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
All right, So no shame. What's in your notes? Scott
is joining us at oh eight hundred the hats Hi Scott.

Speaker 12 (36:42):
Hey guys, Happy hum date.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Happy humpy hum day.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
What's in your notes?

Speaker 12 (36:47):
App nothing as deep and meaningful as what you've got,
Pete Day on all the dates, all the dates I've
flea treated my cat, pressure reading of ornamental Dutch houses
that my mum and I collect so we don't get
double up Christmas organizing.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
That's amazing. Can they just and they just sit there?
You're never going to get rid of them, right, They're
just going to continue to sit there.

Speaker 12 (37:16):
No, I've had the cat for four years now.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
So when you're going to know.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
You've got to stay on top of those days. Really
do for you for keeping track? He's got to Sonya,
who's doing us? Nick?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Sonya? What's in your night?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Zepp?

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (37:31):
Hi, it's just something practical.

Speaker 8 (37:33):
Really.

Speaker 14 (37:34):
I've just got a list of party songs, and so
every time I go to like a wedding or a
party or something, and I've had a few drinks and
I can't remember what songs you will get me on
the dead flo And I just look at my list
and I just ask the DJ if you can play
the fantastic?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Can you get there?

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Can you give us a little sample? What's on what's
on the list?

Speaker 14 (37:54):
Oh gosh, I'll have to have a look. I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
This is the problem. She can never remember until she
has to write it down.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I can't remember.

Speaker 11 (38:08):
A lot.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
That's okay, so a good thing to write down, all
like jokes. You know how you and I are so
bad I remembering stuff like that, like good, like one
liners or reddolds or something.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Always good to just have a collection. A non is
joining us on the hats.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Hello, Anon, Hi, Hi, good.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I always feel like it's going to be a juicy
story when it starts with a non.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
What's on your phone?

Speaker 9 (38:30):
I have a list of all the people that I
slept with.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Wait, oh wait, what is what? Is it just their
names or are we giving them a rating?

Speaker 12 (38:42):
It's just just names.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Yeah, just just names.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Are you in a current relationship because does that need
to go into a hidden fold or something?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Oh it is locked locked not? Yeah, you can lock
the nights, can't you?

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Now?

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Is it protected?

Speaker 5 (38:59):
And what might this might be a personal question? But
how big is that? How long is the.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Maddy O K you? We'll wrap it up the air on.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Good for You, Good for You Girl, Good for.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
You, Mandy and PJ the podcast. That's
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