September 17, 2024 • 53 mins
After getting kicked out of Invercargill last week, we’re in a brand new studio - and Graeme Hill rejoins the show to help us host an interview with Marc. Stacey Waaka calls in to discuss her Gold Medal at Paris, her NRLW season and shock injury. We cover the origins of Speedo Cops with Leigh and much more of the usual Sportscafe chaos.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That's the thing with whiskey, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Can you sit down place where we are? I know
you can go there and then and then they can
go there or you guys, look.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
At Is this a fucking intervention?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Who's going to get into that's a question all of us?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, who do we Whose intervention is the most serious?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I guess yours.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The police are going to kick the doors and one
of us are going to get dragged out handcuffs.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
M hm hm right. Welcome to the T a B.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Sports Cafe is coming from an unnamed department.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Owned by Lee. Throw them off the set.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
We did do the secret venue in the Vicago last week,
but because of some of the behavior at the end
of the evening.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's a black hole, isn't it? In the Cargo, I mean,
of all places in New Zealand, Queenstown close relative or
closely approximated, there's also a bit of a black.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hole in terms of what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It just sucks you and it spits you out, just
splits you out when it wants to think.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
The further south you get, the more fun you have.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Generally, definitely I've written some more stuff down go. The
bets went a lot better this week with public input,
so I asked the public, did you.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Bet on the boxing match?
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I didn't see a lot of it, but I have
to say, I don't know what. I don't watch a
lot of boxing, but I did, particularly because I saw
a Mett David and I thought, what a charming young guy.
And I hope it does really well. And I just
wind it really awkward when I watch about like that
and he's so mismatched with someone. Is that what happened?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
And that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
He's pretty good though, I mean.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
He's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Why didn't realize he was six foot sex it fo Yeah,
six fours I watched. He didn't look sex sex to me,
but I saw it on the on today. Yeah, but
sex sex is really he's not long levers they built.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
They make things a little bit better and better to
make it sound a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He hammered the guy and he got through his body.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
He's got long, long And the good news is I
put some money on them and I made a dollar
twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, did you put any money on Canelo Alvaries?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
No? Why not?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Because you didn't tell me to, like, I want some
money on the Melbourne Storm.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
The number two dog didn't win? Well what what?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What was it paying?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Didn't get eaten in it?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Dog races?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, dog, but he's got to be paying between five
and ten dollars a win and you put the money
on the win.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I think it was paying seven dollars and.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It didn't win. It didn't even get a place.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No, it wasn't been on the place.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, okay, well when you're starting out, but you can
go each way. And then in the gambling, would you
you batch box train factor on dogs?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And that.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Too much for me?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
That's exciting. What's next?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Well, what's next is a huge feedback from our followers
on the old footage of the Twicken Them dressing room.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You know it's probably.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, So I went through the through the archives and
I found this bit of footage just to give us
a reminder of what it was like. This is ninety
one when the All Blacks were getting ready for a
test match, just celebrating old fashioned values.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Can I ask you a question, we're still allowed to do
footage like this these days? Or is that kind of
a close sanctuary?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Now that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
They have remote cameras and stuff where they pick up
some stuff. I mean, have a look at this.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
This is this will give you an idea of what
that You still look like.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
You, I mean that's pretty simple.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's no warming up on the field,
just in the changing room, up and down, up and
down on the streaks.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You know, some people are like punch holes and walls.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
And can you did you enjoy any of you? Who
was the best at whinding you up before a game?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Oh? Steve Hotton, the white pointer.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Just anything he could to annoy people, annoy you? Yeah,
he was brilliant to get the stosterone playing or no, no,
he wasn't like a violent person, but he'd be playing
pranks and jokes get your.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Mind off the game or what was it to achieve?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I mean, you didn't need much motivation because you'd go
out an hour before the game, walking around the ground
and go okay, wow, looks like cool. And then you'd
come out to be thirty thousand people and so the
moment that you'd just be yeah, so he would just
DIFFUSI and make their laugh and it's of fun. But
the best one, the best changing room was when that
guy from the Commitments, We've got I love the bloody
(05:39):
this is the Rugby World Cup, right, We're all sort
of cruising and some people have gone out.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
And I thought we'd tell all stories except that one.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
The story you can see.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
How the rugby that All Black changers bloody serious and
even back then everyone was listening to the coach and
they be damned if anyone would take the person out
of the All Blacks. Well, this guy said, you know,
he was the lead singer of the Commitments. We've been
watching that movie, you know, religiously at university because.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I saw him in the hotel when we walked in,
and quite.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Missy and yeah, but a big ginger guy.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
And I was like, I set the lead singer from
the Commitments. And we went up to a group of
us and he said, yeah, I am.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You know. I can't remember his name, you know. And
he said, you know, I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Here in South America for the World Cup because the
All Block's playing Island is I've come to support Ireland.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
And it's like that's so meany man?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And he said, any chance of getting some tickets? And
I was like, yeah, how many of your need? Mate?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You know, like, and then I gave him some tickets,
got some tickets for him, and then he came to
me the morning of the game and he's like, I've
I've had my room's been broken into, the tickets has
been stolen, you know, Can I get some more tickets? Well,
we've got no more tickets. I love them more, so
I said, don't worry about we'll get you in. So
(06:54):
we put them in the security vanda.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
But yeah, not only that, he had track suits and
you name it. They've got to deck down all of
the kits because he was going to kill them.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
So he's going to sing in the team session afterwards,
getting yes and so. And then after the game he's
in the dress room getting phytos with Jinah and stuff
like that, wearing all the all black cat and it
was just pretty cool. And then when I went up
to get him to sing, he didn't answer his fine,
and I was like, you know, and I was banging
(07:24):
his doors like we're ready, and then he then he
sent me a message saying, mate, I've lost my boys.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Can't sing anyway.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Like four days later, I get a call from the
media going, I understand that you've been sucked down by
the guy that's pretending to be one of the commitments.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
There were a few of us, a few of us
early on.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
We're going.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Bloody Wellers and he's got to sing in the change room.
They will shut you up, won't it.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Go?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And when we were leaving the morning, don't get the
tricks with them because he didn't sing. So I went
into his room and he was comatos and I resisted,
ripped the track suit off, and I rolled him over
and ripped the He didn't sing.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You said you were going to sing, your bastard, you know,
and it was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I just reckon, you've just got to take your head off,
and yeah, it's fantastic. People are getting angry. People you
don't do that.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, all must have been traveling around.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
It goes on.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
The journalist said to me, what's the all blacks position?
And I said, we just want to say well done.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
He pulled it off, like you know, if if he'd
been sprung earlier, he wouldn't have got out of their lives,
would have.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I would have been shooting himself. Imagine paying in that
environment when he walked on there and there's just you
know all the all the guys there, but the media.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Are all buying into it too. They're going and nobody could.
There's no internet back then. Yeah, so you couldn't really
cross apart from you know, our students who have been
watching that movie like Big Week for about a year.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Not quite.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
The good thing is because because I get edit the show,
nothing that will come on.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
That's a really good story.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
And we have got having a clean lady walking into
the hotel when you're opping his tracks when he's.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, I was pretty angry because he didn't sing. So
can we can we bring a guest? We've got a
guest lined up. Stacey Walko is joining us from Brisbane.
Who have you got this weekend?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Look Correca.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
There's been a bit of a situation that happened from
the weekend then I personally have no one because and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
A bit of a moonboot.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
What you do the girls?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
The girls have the dragons up in Townsville.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
I fractured my fibula on Saturday, so I'm out for
a couple of months.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And the story behind it, please yeah, the story is
actually I was going in there's no story.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I got teckled. That's it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It was actually during a game.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, during the game.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
Yeah, yeah, I think I played one half.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah did you know immediately?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Was it one of those just like instant the second
you got taken out you knew it was a big,
damaging disaster and no.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well the body is crazy, isn't it. Adrenaline rushing through.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
I actually got back up, started running and I was like,
I'm okay, I'm okay, it might just be a bit
of a Charlie strap it up at halftime, We'll be
all right. And then I kind of took off when
I tried to follow one of my teammates when she
made a break and I just got snippered and I
fell to the ground and I knew then.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Is that the first line that you've broken?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
It is?
Speaker 10 (10:43):
It's literally ten years playing the sport professionally and first
broken bone.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So, I mean you've been what a career.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You've won the World Cup with the Black Ferns, you know,
won Olympic gold medals with the Sevens.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Now you're playing rugby league.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
What's how's the rugby league compare in terms of its
physicality and stuff.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
It's definitely more physical and my position anyway, I feel
like in seven I'm always chasing people or you know,
there's not as much brutal contact. But here I'm literally
running the ball out when they kick it on the
last set into a brick wall.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
But it's cool, it's fun. It's different. Find some space sometimes,
but not as much as sevens.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Obviously, are you in the second row or the front row?
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Now I'm on the wing, but we have to obviously
carry it out while the forwards get back.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That because you're a rugby league.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Well I thought I misinterpreted that. You mean, yeah, yeah, sorry,
that the ball being kicked off the kick off and
you usually chug it to a properly charges it up.
So I was going, that's a bit out of position,
but maybe because they're quite in league. They were very short,
but they were very squat and incredibly fit. What do
you find the difference between league and rugby is in
terms of the attacking angles?
Speaker 10 (11:55):
I was going, yeah, yeah, the structure is obviously once
you get used to because you know, in sevens.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We get taught to play to space, play what's a front?
Where's here? It's like, no, you have to stick to
a structure to create that.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
And for me when it's like tackle two or tackle
three and there's an overlap on my edge. I just
want the ball, but I understand, no, it's a bigger picture.
Stick to our game plan. It's all good. The ball
come when I need it, So that's different. And then defensively,
I'm still trying to remember to stay on the tackle
and hold them down for your sconds.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Obviously, Union you tackle and roll away straight away, otherwise
you're getting penalized.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
But that that's a bit tough. Well, I've slowly started
to get there, and then.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I had a lot of penalties playing the ball.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You will really play the ball?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well, you didn't. You don't have to touch up your foot,
you just roll it between your leg and then some
some well you don't. Some people do, some people don't.
They occasionally penalize me for doing it. Have you been
penalized for that or they still vigilant? Well, I mean
if we used to rugby days back in the day,
if there was a man in front from the kickoff,
(13:02):
it's a penalty every kickoff. Now there's a man in
front every single one, so that's obviously not ap penalty.
To your question, what's either either she's played both sports.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Track how you were playing the ball.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I haven't found it too bad for me. It's about.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
It's more than getting tackled and trying to get up
real quick to offset the markers that I'm struggling with
because all these bodies just landing on me.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I need to get back to my feet faster. But
it's all good. We'll get there.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
You've got a huge social media following. Have they followed
you loyally from Rugby Interleague? Have they been quite happy
for the change of sport.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
Yeah, there has been lots of positive comments actually, which
is quite cool. There were many Broncos fans from my
following off seven, so to be able to have them
come over and support me over here, I'm loving it.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
It's good, easy transition. How are you finding living in Australia.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I actually lived here for the first eight years of
my life. It was Melbourne.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
It wasn't Brisbane, but again it's obviously different. The weather's
been great though I haven't missed the cold New Zealand
with it. It's been sunny n enjoying that and I'm
right next I'm living right next to sun Corpse, so
right in the middle of everything, which is close to
training close to the city.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Facilities are amazing, so I'm lapping it up.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Just going back a little few weeks months to the
to the sevens the gold medal. Did you get a
chance to celebrate what a magnificent victory was because you
were out of there pretty quickly.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
I haven't really I what was two days at home?
They never get to see my family. Luckily they came
over to watch my debut and league to see the
medal for the first time.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So no, I haven't had much time for it to
let it sink in. But it's okay. We'll get there
when I get home.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
What about the night that you won? Did you did
you go hard?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I went hard?
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Right.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
I think we had one of the pubs open till
five am and we're there to the bitter end.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
We made sure of that.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Even a question.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Actually stay seen one?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Good question.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
It's good question. That's good question. You might want to
use it on another guest as well.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
That's what's the time frame on the on the recovery
for that? Sounds quite serious? How long again we're in
the moon boot?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, I'll see suited tomorrow.
Speaker 10 (15:14):
But from what they're actually saying, six to eight weeks
for it's a heel. So whether it's a moon brood
or a cast, I'll be putting my feet up, relaxing.
Got Rob here to be my chef, my maid, my everything,
to steal my cooking and cleaning.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'll lef it up.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So is it a hairline or can you actually see
a discernible break?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, it's it's a it's a break. It's definitely it's moved.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So they had to reach it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
To move. Yeah, and you ran on that. I ran
on it for like two minutes. I don't know how adrenaline.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
But it'll be a bit of a force break for
you though, to be honest. You know, like you've seen
one hundred miles an hour for so long. You know,
just maybe you know someone's saying you just take a
bit of a break.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
You haven't got a bit of break, leg Wrick, just
to maybe take a break from the podcast.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
And an offer.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know, how many times have you break on your knees?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
A lot? Actually? Yeah, probably eight times.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
When you say you're looking forward to coming home, is
there anything on the horizon, any trips you home?
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Honestly, I haven't even thought that far. I'm going to
stay here with the team until the end.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
They're in the top four.
Speaker 10 (16:28):
They've got last pool game against the Dragons this weekend,
then semi finals here in Brisbane. Not sure who against yet.
But I'll still do my rehab. I'll still work hard,
do things that I can do until.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The end of the season and then I'll come home
and home we'll be tied on.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
I'm still signed with New Zealand Rugby for two more
years for sevens, but that's the plan at the moment.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
So at the end of the league season you go
back into sevens and get back on the circuit.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Wow, back on the circuit.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
Yeah, I'm taking an extended break though, so I won't
be back. I'm missing the first couple of tournaments and
then hopefully be back next year.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
When you were sprightly young kid growing up, did you
ever foresee this as being your inevitable outcome or your
future playing sevens or league, either.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Sport or general being.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
This is ply a high point, but sport being a career, Yeah,
it would carry you so far and give you so
many opportunities.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
And yeah, now I come from a rules competitive and
sporting funo who every weekend was doing something My main
sports were touching nipball.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Growing up, so that's all I played until I was sixteen.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
I think in high school that's when I gave rugby
a go and I thought, Okay, I love this, let's
continue this on it. And that's when Olympics wasn't sevens
was announcing in the Olympics too. But I did want
to play sport growing up. It was always a dream
to get paid professional.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Give us a bit of a snapshot of what because
you grew up in the real tokey mm, just explain
to these guys what that was like. Just the place
of us. There's pretty special place, isn't it.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Yeah, it's definitely a special place. It's in the middle
of nowhere. It's the end of the road. It's about
thirty minutes out of south of and the Bay of
plenty horses, motorbikes, a lot of cows, a lot of sheep,
no shops, lots of my eye and lots of cousins
down the road. Who you know, you just leave the
(18:26):
house and mom and dad don't even care what time
you come back home because it's safe.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But for me, it was cool living in a.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Secluded rural area, running the horses, going down to the
river for some so hot most of the time down there,
and just away from from the busy lifestyle. I enjoyed
it because it was it was, I suppose, calm for
me being around all my finan and friends all the time.
I didn't like the travel to sports trainings to school.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It was quite far away from everything, but hey, it's
all with it in the end.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
I love going home now to get away from my
busy lifestyle, to kind of relax for a few days
and hang out with.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
For a couple of years. And played rugby against uh
real talk how.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Many times out of the eight did you get your
nose break in their well?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
The game got called off after two minutes. It was
just it was like it was drump page of the beacon.
Was this fight in the game spaking of beacons? Which
is embarrassing because I was working for the beacon.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Oh, so it's sixteen when you got into rugby. Was
it just girls rugby? Or did you have to play
a team with guys and girls? Was it next door?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (19:34):
I know, I was quite lucky it was girls rugby.
So our high school fu tan The high school made
a team for the first time in quite a while,
and it was. It was definitely, but it was only fifteens,
which is strange because it's easy to fill a team
of sevens, but everyone was too scared because there was
so much space and they went fit enough and fast enough,
so we only had a fifteen team. So that's where
it all started for me. I actually debuted for the
(19:56):
Black Fans fifteens before sevens, so I hold that team
close to my heart.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Nice and what do you think did you watch it
on the weekend, you know, tough game against England.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
I did, and I'm going to be honest, I was
actually proud of them because the score line was much
closer than the other school line we'd been given against them.
Men and the top of the world at the moment.
England now there's such a strong team. They've got the
exact same team from World Cup pretty much barring maybe
two players. So for the girls, a new team who
only half the team was at the World Cup, who
won it and a couple of years ago. But then
(20:26):
to go out there and play the game that they did.
I think there's so much more to come in these
in this next ten months before the next World Cup.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Who are the best characters the leagues or the rugby players,
because quite a different quite a different mix.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh, it is a different Max.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
I'm gonna be honest, there's they're a little bit more
serious over here as opposed to home. So sometimes I'm
making a joke or having bands with some of my
friends and they don't quite understand.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
But we'll get.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Them there, brilliant. It might be a thing though.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
You did make the headlines the other day where you
made a breakaway and one of your mates from the
sevens tackled you and gave you a kiss and you
didn't score the try.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
No I didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
She golp me there. I was the worst round of
my life. I couldn't even see in my calves, cramping
up hard.
Speaker 10 (21:11):
She tackled me, dropped on the try line, knocked the
ball on, so she got the betterfit of the doubt
and that run.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But I'm just glad we beat them at the end
of that game.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
All right, stay well, thanks for joining us, and and
you sort of we'll not really going to training, just
of hobbling off the gun hang out.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
You guys, all right, take it easy.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
You know, having a bit of a break Just speaking
of which I normally watched the chase about five o'clock.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Reck gain me able to do that.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I'm only interested in the final chase. That's the true test.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Who would you like to go up against? Which chase?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I like the cinner Man? Who's that guy?
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Just I'm good?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Thanks, Jam, Thanks, there's Graham liveing with you.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, but you knew that there's been a few changes
and the world for both of them be twenty five years?
Is he like that hasn't come out yet? It's going
to be on the Ones weekly before we know that,
Lee and Gray.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
If the Woman's Week is that still going?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Who knows?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Yeah, I'm very surprised we haven't been on already Lee
and Graham.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, it's sort of like Hudson and Hall. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I found another clip of your fascination was streakers.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Well streaking just making clear that you're pointing at Mark
they're not, because it looked a little bit like you
were pointing it.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
You don't enjoy streakers, I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
What about the last we went to nudism? The people?
I mean, I think that's another way of looking at it, naturalism, naturalism.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, well in Europe they embrace it everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, but I mean, what are your own individual views
of that?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
You me, probably probably.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
It's not your thing.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Horses of courses, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, who it is?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Who we're and how and maybe we don't ask you,
you know, that would be a more interesting answer than Rex.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Well, well I'll start. I'm happy to embrace it. We
just plowed that that clip from the show.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Lisa is the.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Man that's trying to get an entire nation naked, and
what's more.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Being pretty bloody successful too.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Now, in the last week, there's been a guy streaking
in a bowls game.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, well he was actually one of the bowlers. He
got disgruntled in he streaked.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Disgraceful.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well, what's disgraceful is that he's been banned for life.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
How long is that?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Well, three old ladies and a stroke, But you think
that had have been banned.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
We would like to apologize to the people of Tabernaki
in the streaking competition that Mark is endorsing. Ninety five
percent of our entrants have come from Taranaki.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
This is something that they filmed in on the weekil
as well. The sort of behavior.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
That we don't want to see. And this is how
we'd like to see it dealt with. Please roll the tape.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Many a drone man would recoil at tackling a man.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Who was this naked holding his part, but not mar
on it.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I can't believe he thought he could be mart.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Ye had a crack it.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
I mean you see the beauty of that was if
he had beaten man on him, John Mitchell would have
taken note.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
You think that's how we should select the all blacks.
Run naked along the field and see who can.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
If he's run naked and he's beaten man on it,
I'd have him in my sight.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Before he was done.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
By Margo, a security guard was running after him tacitly
he had gotten past it. We all laughed and we
look back at Green Chapel slapping that guy in the ass.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
We've got an all black tackling a nude man.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Too, because there's nothing to grab onto.
Speaker 11 (25:09):
Yeah, no particular nights like the Africans Sahara, wasn't it
you know with that where the lions, you know, on
the lion grab them and dropped them the ground and
then the angelot I have a can win again and then.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I watch a lot of a lot of discovery.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Maybe we should have the nude Blacks as a team.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Think I was just thinking that exact same thing. If
you really.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
It's not an officially selected side, but they play.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Can I just you mean the nude all blacks. Yeah,
I don't know where's whe's a corner. But you can't
just say we have the nude blacks. I mean, it's
probably gonna be better to watch.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
More.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay, gotcha your a back.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Now.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
The thing is when we were talking over the over
the Highlanders or talk a small shareholding on the high
were on the board there, I just said, look, the
one thing we've got to stop is people streaking with
their clothes on. I mean, what's for the younger generation.
They're running onto the field when you've got your clothes on.
It's just look at me, look at me, look at me.
In which case, why wouldn't they And I said to
(26:18):
this that the guys on the boards, who next time
somebody does it, stop the game and just film them
and don't see any security guards on and just let
them run around going look at me, look at me.
And then the whole crowd is just is looking at them,
and they're just going to pull their tabletween their legs
and walk off like an absolute pricks that they are.
Then completely ignore them, let them run around and all
(26:38):
it's my magic time, my moment.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Then release dogs as well.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, well that would be good. That would be good.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Having gravy wandering around in the background.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Do you want to buy them on the gray gravy? Captain?
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Why please?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Are you wearing a Magmat Mega hat. It's just a
red hat. Yeah, well not by concident someone.
Speaker 12 (27:09):
No, it's I have work hats and it's just it's
just what No, it's a computer company, it's.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
A forestry going.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Have you got a job?
Speaker 12 (27:16):
No, No, I haven't got a job.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
What have you been doing for the last twenty five years?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Exactly?
Speaker 12 (27:22):
Yeah, it's lovely to see you all. James, you're looking good.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
It is very clive Jack.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
I've gone gray.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I'm getting fat, but I'm okay. I love the boxing still,
I love the boxing. You'd have liked David Meeker's fight
almost like.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I still think that the three he was just completely
superiorit to mismatch.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Is it not a bad I think boxing?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The other guy had been in the ring with a
lot of guys who could fight, and had held his
own and done quite well, from what I heard against
somebody do some boxing.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
So no, no, no, that took it took some doing.
It took some doing.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You've got to be pretty good to do it, didn't.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I think he's pretty damn good.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
He's really good.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
He's in that cruiserweight division.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
That he's not good. Sorry, don't don't miss what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Let's not start.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
How frustrating with him being so good wanting to fight
someone who really challenges him like that?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Just I prefer to beat people up if I was
a boxer, I really wouldn't care. I'd far prefer to
be a massive gap between me and never beating anyone
up in your life. Well, nor have you with your
nose broken eight times at less? You broke their hands?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Tell me about the avocados. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Avocados? Yeah, there's there's an orchard. That's what I've been
busy doing about.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Or it's a few.
Speaker 12 (28:48):
Days every month that keeps me very speaking them.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
You're like, you're like overseeing the orchard is right? Overseeing? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (28:56):
Yeah, that's thank god you've said it as though it's
actually an important thing.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
And what's it like living with Lee? Yeah, it's been
nice it's been pretty good.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
The blank is on.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You should be.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Happy and.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You guys were top and tailing. You hadn't you hadn't
quite jumped baking bridge. Yeah, you know, like or like
should I say? Who was a guy got banned? Not embiggieous.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Let's talk sport. What sport would you like to talk about?
The Commonwealth Games?
Speaker 12 (29:31):
Yes, it's they're going to go away and no one's
going to notice.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Are you a fan of the Commonwealth Games now?
Speaker 12 (29:39):
I think they should stop them or just have a
proper Commonwealth Games where if it's not in the if
it's in the Olympics, it's not in the Commonwealth Games.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
We want to go dog trialing, cricket, woodchopping, cricket.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Those who I reckon bugger it.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Snooker.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Blind archery is quite good.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Blind archery that others blind archery were.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, not as well as side of archery as well
on the whole.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
A little bit more interesting. I have a is the
spectator sport.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
And you've got to have aside the targets as well.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, people holding the targets they actually get the points.
The archer gets nothing. They just shoot the arrows and
you've got to catch it.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
That's a whole different sport, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
And you'd like to see that the work you have
all people Gray would have a good idea around whether
or not the steroid Olympics should take presents, because they
are coming finally, after all this time, we've been talking
about it for years. Who's going to watch the normal Olympics?
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Me old people basically, but the younger generation will be lucky.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
You're the younger generation.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, I'm just on their behalf. Thank you mate.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
How good good steroids scared?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
I mean that's one way to find out, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah? Exactly, you know the best basically the Russians and
Bulgarians they were always.
Speaker 12 (31:10):
We had the steroid Olympics in seventy six. Yeah, and
you know East Germany or pumped up on caterpillar juice.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
It would have been hell, it was.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Why don't we get someone that knows about steroids and
then we know more than just guessing it's.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Just straight inebrated.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But there's only one way to get them better.
Speaker 9 (31:29):
Idea Just inebrated Olympics, just literally steamed would be a
lot more entertaining.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Yeah, yeah, you know, two people falling out.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Of the blocks and that people think they were going
to do better before it. Imagine, you know.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
In the confidence before the event, when they come along.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
And they look at the athletes and one hundred meters
they'd be given it them, you know, as they all
do now.
Speaker 12 (31:51):
To be a man or to be a woman, it's
just like a superhero.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I reckon too.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
You're a bit better at things and you've got a
little bit more confidence. But then the problem is, you know,
if you had more, it's no good. So you can
have a graduated thing like two beer gymnastics four beery.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
You see two beers as the optimum performance mechanism.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Yeah, probably just experience a little bit of confidence and
then if you have enough beers you can enter things
like that the diving.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, I know I'm a but I feel like.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I want to. I want to hear the commentary.
Speaker 12 (32:36):
Full dozen gymnastics, parallel bars, the.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Rogue entry and from Scotland.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I tell you what to be really good? To be
pissed bull fighting? Yeah, wouldn't that be We don't like bullfighting.
We don't like bullfighting, but I say bring it back
with the bull having more charts, you know, So if
we had pissed bull fighting on support whole.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
I'd like to see the three of you knock back
a few and then try to synchronize something.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
It's because you're a pervot. We I mean, we've had
when you can put up many shows. Now we have
revealed your true self. I mean, why would you want
to see three of us doing synchronized something You sacked
past it? Shame on you.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
I want to see yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
This is your hit.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
We're here, this is your interventure. You keep doing that,
you'll be sitting there by yourself.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
There's not enough.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Danger in it.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It didn't quite work out.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It's a huge amount of danger with a creep and
a bloody musk and a jacket.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
And unfortunately, the next track I've organized is cops. Oh
dear God.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
A few teams sitting pretty level pegging on the table
at the moment.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
It's making for a game this weekend.
Speaker 13 (33:49):
It is, I mean especially you know, even though we've
had the Wooden Broncos and in the past four or
five games, they're very desperate sight having last four.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Speedo Cups.
Speaker 9 (34:15):
It's a typical night for the Speedo coups into Chief
Inspector creatures some big news for the boys from Speedo Division.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Constable Scott, Constable Taylor.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
That is, gentlemen, as you're probably aware, we have what
do you one of those reality television documentary documentary Thank
you dark.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
No, no, it's not a this is reality Taylor.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Nice front.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
That's enough, Scott, anything you like saying the fans, just
you keep on coming down supporting us.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
You guys are certainly worth a few tries for us.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
About me?
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Yes, it says the graffiti after the.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
What else you haven't gotten the scuff and he gave
me what we call him at the station, a blue edgy.
It's basically it's why go to detail and basically give
me a bluegy. But that's what we trained for eight months.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
Down the game, we'll do a D T and they'll
do a D nine through the probably through the the
the Otara branch and we'll record it.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
You want you want to call this one and I've
just you called it him. You don't me to call
it him, So I've done. You're right, I'm fine, that's
not checking up. But you got a blueg But you
want to sit down. That's the last thing I want
to go to sit down, But you call it?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, Okay, so good, damn close just ahead.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
It's probably the jump. We'll call it in.
Speaker 9 (36:01):
But the boys know the graffitiatist won't be sleeping well tonight.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
M you just wouldn't do that now, And I reached
out to you.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Was it a year ago and my son's over in
London and they have a day where all the Kiwi's
and Australians come together and do a big pub crawl
and you go fancy dress and Damien went on this
fancy dress and he said they were about fifty speedo cops.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
They would do it, but I just would.
Speaker 13 (36:27):
Not.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, celebrated worldwide asking for.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
A story about the Warriors, and like you know, it
was a big game coming up.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Like that story probably brought a lot of attention to
the warriors.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Had a short attentions man back memory, back then, back then.
This is another can we get the footage of the
human cannibal when he went to the Hong Kong sevens?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
No, I'm not he's asked me not to play that.
He's also asked me.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Not asked you not to play that as well, But
you keep doing.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
He really asked really.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Nice Yeah, he asked really nicely. And he also said
can we stop mentioning him on the show?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
But he hasn't asked me, so you play, Yeah, yeah,
I might see what.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I actually caught up a couple of nights ago with
a guy streaked live on the show John. His name
was let's call him John and Trapper Remember Trapper, Remember
Trapper who used to be basically the possum trapies coming
to just give us a rural sort of guide. He's
he's available, He's available.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
And then Ralph Ralphie was.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Out the other night, was he yeah, can you give
us some insight into where you got spiedro cops from?
Like whether that what was the inspiration for Speedo Cops?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
F enough.
Speaker 9 (37:39):
I was working out Greenstone Pictures, you know, the proper
TV company, and they made the Motivay Patrol, that TV show,
and I was the researcher on I actually wrote that
proposal for Motivay Patrol.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
You know.
Speaker 9 (37:51):
It became like the longest running show they had, and
I went and did the proposal. I pretty much said,
there's nothing and nothing happens, it's boring. But they ran
with the show anyway and worked and I would get
all the old tapes, you know, and reuse them from
motorvaytre and I'd wipe over them with speeder cops.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
So it's quite ironic. I was using the same mode
the official was from. Get some pictures.
Speaker 9 (38:16):
That's kind of what it was, because nothing really happens
except with aspos.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's the mundanes of it.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, yeah, it is kind of it's in the name.
Speaker 9 (38:25):
But look, regardless when your vote Labor National, wouldn't be
great having a speedo cop force out there that sort
of you know.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
It does level the playing field.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
If you had the speedo cops at the seventh maybe
your seventies, we had Big Booze up and it used
to there'd be a bit of trouble till late in
the day day two, if you had the speeder cops here,
that would diffuse it disarms.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yet immediately, you know, when they when they launched the
Wellington sevens, they sent Lee and I down to fire
up the red zone. And towards the end of the
day the day one, we had the camera, we were
in control of the camera on the big screen and
they cut to the grandstand and Lee's sculling out of
a rubber chicken.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
And so the next morning and went in for some
So then that's exactly what it was.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Jealous.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
So the next so the next.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Morning, we got summons by the police before we were
allowed to go to the stadium, and they had to give.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Us a stern wall.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
It's a big media kind of what you can and
what you can't.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Yeah, and the and the policeman said to us, now
went through all the things that we're done, and then
he was like, now the last thing is drinking out
of the rubbit chicken. And they said, well, can I
get a list of rubber animals and I'm permitted to
drink out of it?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
And how does what you were drinking out of it?
You know?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, so we didn't get invited about you two.
Speaker 12 (39:41):
That's something that's changed the sevens did. Used to be
just like a static pub calls just how much can
you drink?
Speaker 3 (39:48):
And there would be mayhem.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
At the end of the day, it's stopped. Who stopped?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Its gross?
Speaker 3 (39:54):
You don't need to know it's gross, but fun. I
know you don't stopped.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
You have to drink out of rubbit rubbit chicken to
have fun.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
No, I agree, you can drink out of rubber chicken.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
New Zealand went so hard that seven for so long
they just got exhausted. The whole country is like, well,
I can't do this.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Ad does, isn't it what? It just puts the hammer
down like Friday hammer goes down. It's just like, well,
someday I'll pull it off.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
And that's that's why we're here for your intervention. It's
worked out well.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
No, I mean the reality is that by nature, Kiwis
and and Aussies you know, don't tend to represent the
rest of the world. You know, you can actually go
and have it as you would know, Rick, being a
man of European upbringing, you can go and have a
kambibial drink, you know, and and a nice chat with
good people in the world over.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
But here it's just he whe else in the world
that courage you to eat with food. I think here
they just encourage you to take a big box of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That's the problem. The best thing I've seen just recently,
I was meant to send it to your so interrupt,
was you know, the best way to get booze into
a rabbit gap. They're selling fake babies. Oh for goodness,
you carry a baby and it's got a little nozzle
it you just fill and then you just come and
it can actually you know, you can just walk and.
Speaker 6 (41:12):
Then you'd get a security.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Leaders are generally.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at that awesome one minute. One
minute we're saying New Zealand is a really it's in.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
The front pouch a blanket over at sea printed, don't
touch the baby, and they're trying to take it.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Can I just work out because you said two things then,
one was New Zealand is already bad because they put
the hammer down, they drink too much, and then you're
encouraging them to sort of take the babies.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Well no, I'm just I'm just saying it wouldn't bear.
Speaker 6 (41:42):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
Social media has changed what people can do in public now,
getting that missed up in public because it can all
be filmed and reported.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
And do you not think that that's been a bit.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Of I think if surely they wouldn't would be fitted
by that. They just go, that's bloody brilliant. It was
like we used to take a watermelon before.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Whereas now you can't do anything without people finding out.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Like now people celebrate that sort of before like I've
got this is another another.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
It's a real band.
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Look at the end of the day, and there's like
nineteen discarded babies.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Babies, yeah, forty five, it's the last three passes. I've
got a baby worry.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
I really do worry about all of it.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
You worry about all of us, all of you. You
reckon a Zaria Chamberlain did it.
Speaker 6 (42:32):
Was the baby?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
When oh, just if we get we got five here,
we're going to go one way or the other. I
think that she's guilty or innocent.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
But then I got the baby innocent.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I think she's guilty.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
I don go, then go I'm innocent.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I think okayd is innocent.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Talking about social media, I found this clip of a guy.
It was like a pitch to be a wrestler.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Captain and Shana and this is my highlight. Here's my
opponent now textbook risk control.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Boys, poor.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Job that noodle?
Speaker 14 (43:20):
Hell Man need a window?
Speaker 6 (43:24):
Oh man the atomic helbowl? Hell hell please no hol
your next buddy.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
My finisher is pride to her ability because you know
Defenseman's Championships.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
My opponent's beg for mercy.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Raf Raf.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Get him, boys up, get Captain and Shaane no shows,
no mercy.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
You move w w E See that's the thing I
love about social media, Like if we could actually find
so many reporters on the world by just checking your Instagram.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I mean guys like he's one of our people.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
He's not quite raised too polished, is he?
Speaker 3 (44:13):
I think?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
I mean you look at the human Cannibal. It's a
keepy version of that.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Cannibal's a little bit tempted to come back.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Well we could, we could put a public service announcement
out and to the human Cannibal, if you're watching this,
which I know you are, we would like you to
come back. The people of New Zealand need you to
come back.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Nearly got the whole team, but all there's one.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Call out head out here.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
You still got the suit got your name on it.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
He'd have to think he actually bought several suits.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Where's a suit?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
The suit he a suit for doing the show, but
you also the going out suit?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, which with the shorts. Yeah, he broke it down
to shorts and T shirt with a cape, just.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
A little bit more comfortable in the nightclub.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
It's like, lovely.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
What about artificial intelligence? What's your thoughts on that?
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Terrifying?
Speaker 6 (45:05):
Who have Cannibal?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Just in general artificial intelligence. I'm just trying to change.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
The dialogue, I've let the genie out of a bag.
Now you can't too late, you can't.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Well did you know that? Do you remember who was
the guy? Jeez, he was bloody good. But it was
Arthur see Clark in the eighties. He said, you know,
humanity has also almost run its evolutionary course. Really, the
biggest thing in terms of the development of humanity is
AI and in a very short period of time usurps
the intelligence of humans and what we've got the ability
(45:35):
to do. Now give or take his look to solar
systems past with telescopes and it analyze the mineral composition
of the sky to work out all the air there
to ascertain with a human life could live. But AI
can go in a very short period of time look
out seven and then they discover other intelligent formult wasn't
(45:56):
he that's the biggest you know, So in our lifetime
we're possibly going to see you from AI by way
of example.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah, but we would never be able to get there, unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
No, but we now know we're not alone.
Speaker 12 (46:06):
When I takes over, you won't notice because it would
be so smart, so quickly, like it could have taken
over the last Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Could have and we would never have known.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Are you you do you feel like you?
Speaker 8 (46:17):
You?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
You can already talk and could have taken over this
podcast already.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Yeah, it probably should be a great way of doing
the podcast. Just get aid, I reckon.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
If we could just stick this through a it might
be quite a good way.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
The reason I said there is one of my I
thought there might be a reason.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
What is the reason?
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (46:33):
One of the things that I enjoy doing is watching
old movie promos made by AI on. Yeah, and but
but done in the style of the fifties, So like
they've done the Star Wars, Like if it came out
in the fifties, what would it look like?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Creepy guy, we're going to say old movie pornos?
Speaker 5 (46:51):
No, no, I'm not You were ever hopeful?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Well no, I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
I mean, I've got an example. I've got an example.
Here is pulp fiction. If it was a nineteen fifties movie.
Speaker 14 (47:02):
In a world where James Dazzle and gangsters rule the roost,
swave gents and ladies find themselves on a collision course
with fate. Meet Mia Wallace, a femme fatal with a
killer instinct who can charm her way out of any
situation with a flick of her cigarette and a sip
of a five dollars milkshake. Then there's Vincent Vega, who
knows everything about the quarter pounder with cheese, and who's
(47:23):
always as cool as a cucumber, even when he's dancing
with his boss's Dame Jules Winfield, a cool cat with
a quick trigger finger and a bit of an extra temper.
Remember don't make him repeat himself one more goddamn time.
And don't forget Butch Coolidge, a washed up boxer with
a chip on his shoulder who's not afraid to throw
a punch or two, especially when there's a golden watch
(47:46):
at steak. From the mind of Quentin Tarantino comes a
tale that's more twisted than a pretzel and funnier than
a clown at a funeral. Get ready for a wild
ride through the mean streets of nineteen fifties Los Angeles,
full of dangers, female feet, burgers, and laughs that are
just a gourmet coffee cup away. It's pulp fiction, baby,
(48:06):
and you won't want to miss.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
A minute of the action. So like that whole thing
has been generated by AI. Like the script, the vision,
the music. Everything has just been done by AI.
Speaker 12 (48:20):
That's why at the moment it does look a little
bit clunky, and I know it.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Is quite impressively.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
Sorry, I don't want to rain on your product.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
It's saying what we're all thinking, gray and that's God bless.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Step in the right direction. Like that's ten minutes, half
an hour's work.
Speaker 12 (48:37):
I just want to hear Frank Sinatra sing the theme
to the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
That's what I want AI to do. Please do it.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
It's terrifying artistically and creatively what AI can do for
that whole for anyone who's you know that you can
just put anything that you want in and it can
be turned out in five seconds because it's like a
million experts on you know, at the touch of the podcast,
can't you.
Speaker 9 (49:03):
Just type in the sort of stuff you want to
talk about and it'll just make it stuff I'd.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Like, Yeah, better stuff than we do.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
But AI learns from the past, right, So you've just
got to be really creative and make sure that it
doesn't know what the future.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Holds because you lose that randomness of the human brain.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
You can teach it to you need to D've seen
enough examples of it will copy it.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
I don't think that AI will ever mirror your brain.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
What about if you've got AI to mirror the top
serial killers like Jeffrey Dharma, why would you want to
do that well and just create a super bad you
know for a movie.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
A movie.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
You can do that already.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Wow, that was getting really dark. For seeing your.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Eyes flowing back in your head.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
I thought I'm going to change the whole time. This
was the clip that I found I thought was the
most artistic of the week.
Speaker 6 (50:01):
Dark, the most artistic, tell.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Us what we're poorly organized. The week took us through it.
That's one took us through it.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I can't explain it.
Speaker 6 (50:17):
You can.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
It's on my laptop, creative genius.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
The good thing is that I'll just drop it in.
Speaker 12 (50:29):
It's just like the sports Cafe episode where you brought
up the.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Frog.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
The frog, I thing frog you were on all afternoon.
I've got something for you. This d clip is not
unlike that clip. I'm not surprised one imagine that clip
with a duck. Okay, all right, but with the serial killers.
Speaker 12 (50:57):
That's one thing that I could do.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
No more shallow graves.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Let's go always shallow.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
The Graves. You're not talking about Syruh.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
I'm not talking about sir, because we're talking about how
you know more a beloved friend who's passed.
Speaker 6 (51:13):
I have a Viking funeral.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Do you think you have a biking funeral?
Speaker 6 (51:17):
Floating kind of for you?
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Whereabouts?
Speaker 6 (51:21):
I mean obviously for me, since when the biking said
floating barge funeral.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Then they shoot an arrow at an organ donator?
Speaker 3 (51:28):
Where would you donate before that?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
See this is getting interesting now because I know exactly
how I die.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
But where would you know? Whereabouts? Will we put the
barge to float you out.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
To cock straight?
Speaker 6 (51:40):
Mind it?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
The martyr's on fire. I reckon if you ever got
the ninety right and you only had six months to live,
you get it under boom Rock and Wellington and you
tell the authorities I'm going to jump, I'm going to
what evil I'm going to jump bike to the south side.
And they can't stop you in your pursuit of your dream.
There's no legal challenge that can come you away, nothing
that can impede this desire, nor should there be at
(52:09):
ninety something at ninety right. And so then you give
your mates, you know, your top ten mates, a disc
with a button on it, and you say, look, when
I get to the crescendo of the jump, hit the
button and you hoist yourself up on a high powered motorbike,
you know, with a number of explosives on it, and
as soon as you get to the top of the jump,
they hit the button and then and it's just Dill
Wiley Colors and you're just viscerated. Yeah, Regon, that would
(52:32):
be the best way to.
Speaker 6 (52:33):
Good It didn't work and you're actually on the bike.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Well, you've got another ten seconds to shatter on the rocks.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
It's just the end of the show. Now, I would
have loved the.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Duck Burly Burly, that's what you would have been. Warlely Colors.
Speaker 6 (52:51):
You know, a splendid cellar.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
Hey, I've gone to the end titles. I have that
power
Speaker 4 (53:06):
The records increasing pot and supporting
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That's the thing with whiskey, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Can you sit down place where we are? I know
you can go there and then and then they can
go there or you guys, look.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
At Is this a fucking intervention?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Who's going to get into that's a question all of us?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, who do we Whose intervention is the most serious?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I guess yours.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The police are going to kick the doors and one
of us are going to get dragged out handcuffs.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
M hm hm right. Welcome to the T a B.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Sports Cafe is coming from an unnamed department.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Owned by Lee. Throw them off the set.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
We did do the secret venue in the Vicago last week,
but because of some of the behavior at the end
of the evening.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's a black hole, isn't it? In the Cargo, I mean,
of all places in New Zealand, Queenstown close relative or
closely approximated, there's also a bit of a black.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hole in terms of what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It just sucks you and it spits you out, just
splits you out when it wants to think.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
The further south you get, the more fun you have.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Generally, definitely I've written some more stuff down go. The
bets went a lot better this week with public input,
so I asked the public, did you.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Bet on the boxing match?
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I didn't see a lot of it, but I have
to say, I don't know what. I don't watch a
lot of boxing, but I did, particularly because I saw
a Mett David and I thought, what a charming young guy.
And I hope it does really well. And I just
wind it really awkward when I watch about like that
and he's so mismatched with someone. Is that what happened?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
And that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
He's pretty good though, I mean.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
He's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Why didn't realize he was six foot sex it fo Yeah,
six fours I watched. He didn't look sex sex to me,
but I saw it on the on today. Yeah, but
sex sex is really he's not long levers they built.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
They make things a little bit better and better to
make it sound a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He hammered the guy and he got through his body.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
He's got long, long And the good news is I
put some money on them and I made a dollar
twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, did you put any money on Canelo Alvaries?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
No? Why not?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Because you didn't tell me to, like, I want some
money on the Melbourne Storm.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
The number two dog didn't win? Well what what?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What was it paying?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Didn't get eaten in it?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Dog races?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, dog, but he's got to be paying between five
and ten dollars a win and you put the money
on the win.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I think it was paying seven dollars and.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It didn't win. It didn't even get a place.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No, it wasn't been on the place.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, okay, well when you're starting out, but you can
go each way. And then in the gambling, would you
you batch box train factor on dogs?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And that.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Too much for me?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
That's exciting. What's next?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Well, what's next is a huge feedback from our followers
on the old footage of the Twicken Them dressing room.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You know it's probably.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, So I went through the through the archives and
I found this bit of footage just to give us
a reminder of what it was like. This is ninety
one when the All Blacks were getting ready for a
test match, just celebrating old fashioned values.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Can I ask you a question, we're still allowed to do
footage like this these days? Or is that kind of
a close sanctuary?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Now that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
They have remote cameras and stuff where they pick up
some stuff. I mean, have a look at this.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
This is this will give you an idea of what
that You still look like.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
You, I mean that's pretty simple.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's no warming up on the field,
just in the changing room, up and down, up and
down on the streaks.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You know, some people are like punch holes and walls.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
And can you did you enjoy any of you? Who
was the best at whinding you up before a game?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Oh? Steve Hotton, the white pointer.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Just anything he could to annoy people, annoy you? Yeah,
he was brilliant to get the stosterone playing or no, no,
he wasn't like a violent person, but he'd be playing
pranks and jokes get your.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Mind off the game or what was it to achieve?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I mean, you didn't need much motivation because you'd go
out an hour before the game, walking around the ground
and go okay, wow, looks like cool. And then you'd
come out to be thirty thousand people and so the
moment that you'd just be yeah, so he would just
DIFFUSI and make their laugh and it's of fun. But
the best one, the best changing room was when that
guy from the Commitments, We've got I love the bloody
(05:39):
this is the Rugby World Cup, right, We're all sort
of cruising and some people have gone out.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
And I thought we'd tell all stories except that one.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
The story you can see.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
How the rugby that All Black changers bloody serious and
even back then everyone was listening to the coach and
they be damned if anyone would take the person out
of the All Blacks. Well, this guy said, you know,
he was the lead singer of the Commitments. We've been
watching that movie, you know, religiously at university because.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I saw him in the hotel when we walked in,
and quite.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Missy and yeah, but a big ginger guy.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
And I was like, I set the lead singer from
the Commitments. And we went up to a group of
us and he said, yeah, I am.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You know. I can't remember his name, you know. And
he said, you know, I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Here in South America for the World Cup because the
All Block's playing Island is I've come to support Ireland.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
And it's like that's so meany man?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And he said, any chance of getting some tickets? And
I was like, yeah, how many of your need? Mate?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You know, like, and then I gave him some tickets,
got some tickets for him, and then he came to
me the morning of the game and he's like, I've
I've had my room's been broken into, the tickets has
been stolen, you know, Can I get some more tickets? Well,
we've got no more tickets. I love them more, so
I said, don't worry about we'll get you in. So
(06:54):
we put them in the security vanda.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
But yeah, not only that, he had track suits and
you name it. They've got to deck down all of
the kits because he was going to kill them.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
So he's going to sing in the team session afterwards,
getting yes and so. And then after the game he's
in the dress room getting phytos with Jinah and stuff
like that, wearing all the all black cat and it
was just pretty cool. And then when I went up
to get him to sing, he didn't answer his fine,
and I was like, you know, and I was banging
(07:24):
his doors like we're ready, and then he then he
sent me a message saying, mate, I've lost my boys.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Can't sing anyway.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Like four days later, I get a call from the
media going, I understand that you've been sucked down by
the guy that's pretending to be one of the commitments.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
There were a few of us, a few of us
early on.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
We're going.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Bloody Wellers and he's got to sing in the change room.
They will shut you up, won't it.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Go?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And when we were leaving the morning, don't get the
tricks with them because he didn't sing. So I went
into his room and he was comatos and I resisted,
ripped the track suit off, and I rolled him over
and ripped the He didn't sing.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You said you were going to sing, your bastard, you know,
and it was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I just reckon, you've just got to take your head off,
and yeah, it's fantastic. People are getting angry. People you
don't do that.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, all must have been traveling around.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
It goes on.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
The journalist said to me, what's the all blacks position?
And I said, we just want to say well done.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
He pulled it off, like you know, if if he'd
been sprung earlier, he wouldn't have got out of their lives,
would have.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I would have been shooting himself. Imagine paying in that
environment when he walked on there and there's just you
know all the all the guys there, but the media.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Are all buying into it too. They're going and nobody could.
There's no internet back then. Yeah, so you couldn't really
cross apart from you know, our students who have been
watching that movie like Big Week for about a year.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Not quite.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
The good thing is because because I get edit the show,
nothing that will come on.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
That's a really good story.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
And we have got having a clean lady walking into
the hotel when you're opping his tracks when he's.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, I was pretty angry because he didn't sing. So
can we can we bring a guest? We've got a
guest lined up. Stacey Walko is joining us from Brisbane.
Who have you got this weekend?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Look Correca.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
There's been a bit of a situation that happened from
the weekend then I personally have no one because and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
A bit of a moonboot.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
What you do the girls?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
The girls have the dragons up in Townsville.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
I fractured my fibula on Saturday, so I'm out for
a couple of months.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And the story behind it, please yeah, the story is
actually I was going in there's no story.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I got teckled. That's it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It was actually during a game.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, during the game.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
Yeah, yeah, I think I played one half.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah did you know immediately?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Was it one of those just like instant the second
you got taken out you knew it was a big,
damaging disaster and no.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well the body is crazy, isn't it. Adrenaline rushing through.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
I actually got back up, started running and I was like,
I'm okay, I'm okay, it might just be a bit
of a Charlie strap it up at halftime, We'll be
all right. And then I kind of took off when
I tried to follow one of my teammates when she
made a break and I just got snippered and I
fell to the ground and I knew then.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Is that the first line that you've broken?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
It is?
Speaker 10 (10:43):
It's literally ten years playing the sport professionally and first
broken bone.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So, I mean you've been what a career.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You've won the World Cup with the Black Ferns, you know,
won Olympic gold medals with the Sevens.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Now you're playing rugby league.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
What's how's the rugby league compare in terms of its
physicality and stuff.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
It's definitely more physical and my position anyway, I feel
like in seven I'm always chasing people or you know,
there's not as much brutal contact. But here I'm literally
running the ball out when they kick it on the
last set into a brick wall.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
But it's cool, it's fun. It's different. Find some space sometimes,
but not as much as sevens.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Obviously, are you in the second row or the front row?
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Now I'm on the wing, but we have to obviously
carry it out while the forwards get back.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That because you're a rugby league.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Well I thought I misinterpreted that. You mean, yeah, yeah, sorry,
that the ball being kicked off the kick off and
you usually chug it to a properly charges it up.
So I was going, that's a bit out of position,
but maybe because they're quite in league. They were very short,
but they were very squat and incredibly fit. What do
you find the difference between league and rugby is in
terms of the attacking angles?
Speaker 10 (11:55):
I was going, yeah, yeah, the structure is obviously once
you get used to because you know, in sevens.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We get taught to play to space, play what's a front?
Where's here? It's like, no, you have to stick to
a structure to create that.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
And for me when it's like tackle two or tackle
three and there's an overlap on my edge. I just
want the ball, but I understand, no, it's a bigger picture.
Stick to our game plan. It's all good. The ball
come when I need it, So that's different. And then defensively,
I'm still trying to remember to stay on the tackle
and hold them down for your sconds.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Obviously, Union you tackle and roll away straight away, otherwise
you're getting penalized.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
But that that's a bit tough. Well, I've slowly started
to get there, and then.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I had a lot of penalties playing the ball.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You will really play the ball?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well, you didn't. You don't have to touch up your foot,
you just roll it between your leg and then some
some well you don't. Some people do, some people don't.
They occasionally penalize me for doing it. Have you been
penalized for that or they still vigilant? Well, I mean
if we used to rugby days back in the day,
if there was a man in front from the kickoff,
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it's a penalty every kickoff. Now there's a man in
front every single one, so that's obviously not ap penalty.
To your question, what's either either she's played both sports.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Track how you were playing the ball.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I haven't found it too bad for me. It's about.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
It's more than getting tackled and trying to get up
real quick to offset the markers that I'm struggling with
because all these bodies just landing on me.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I need to get back to my feet faster. But
it's all good. We'll get there.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
You've got a huge social media following. Have they followed
you loyally from Rugby Interleague? Have they been quite happy
for the change of sport.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
Yeah, there has been lots of positive comments actually, which
is quite cool. There were many Broncos fans from my
following off seven, so to be able to have them
come over and support me over here, I'm loving it.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
It's good, easy transition. How are you finding living in Australia.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I actually lived here for the first eight years of
my life. It was Melbourne.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
It wasn't Brisbane, but again it's obviously different. The weather's
been great though I haven't missed the cold New Zealand
with it. It's been sunny n enjoying that and I'm
right next I'm living right next to sun Corpse, so
right in the middle of everything, which is close to
training close to the city.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Facilities are amazing, so I'm lapping it up.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Just going back a little few weeks months to the
to the sevens the gold medal. Did you get a
chance to celebrate what a magnificent victory was because you
were out of there pretty quickly.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
I haven't really I what was two days at home?
They never get to see my family. Luckily they came
over to watch my debut and league to see the
medal for the first time.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So no, I haven't had much time for it to
let it sink in. But it's okay. We'll get there
when I get home.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
What about the night that you won? Did you did
you go hard?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I went hard?
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Right.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
I think we had one of the pubs open till
five am and we're there to the bitter end.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
We made sure of that.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Even a question.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Actually stay seen one?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Good question.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
It's good question. That's good question. You might want to
use it on another guest as well.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
That's what's the time frame on the on the recovery
for that? Sounds quite serious? How long again we're in
the moon boot?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, I'll see suited tomorrow.
Speaker 10 (15:14):
But from what they're actually saying, six to eight weeks
for it's a heel. So whether it's a moon brood
or a cast, I'll be putting my feet up, relaxing.
Got Rob here to be my chef, my maid, my everything,
to steal my cooking and cleaning.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'll lef it up.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So is it a hairline or can you actually see
a discernible break?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, it's it's a it's a break. It's definitely it's moved.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So they had to reach it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
To move. Yeah, and you ran on that. I ran
on it for like two minutes. I don't know how adrenaline.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
But it'll be a bit of a force break for
you though, to be honest. You know, like you've seen
one hundred miles an hour for so long. You know,
just maybe you know someone's saying you just take a
bit of a break.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
You haven't got a bit of break, leg Wrick, just
to maybe take a break from the podcast.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
And an offer.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know, how many times have you break on your knees?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
A lot? Actually? Yeah, probably eight times.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
When you say you're looking forward to coming home, is
there anything on the horizon, any trips you home?
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Honestly, I haven't even thought that far. I'm going to
stay here with the team until the end.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
They're in the top four.
Speaker 10 (16:28):
They've got last pool game against the Dragons this weekend,
then semi finals here in Brisbane. Not sure who against yet.
But I'll still do my rehab. I'll still work hard,
do things that I can do until.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The end of the season and then I'll come home
and home we'll be tied on.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
I'm still signed with New Zealand Rugby for two more
years for sevens, but that's the plan at the moment.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
So at the end of the league season you go
back into sevens and get back on the circuit.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Wow, back on the circuit.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
Yeah, I'm taking an extended break though, so I won't
be back. I'm missing the first couple of tournaments and
then hopefully be back next year.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
When you were sprightly young kid growing up, did you
ever foresee this as being your inevitable outcome or your
future playing sevens or league, either.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Sport or general being.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
This is ply a high point, but sport being a career, Yeah,
it would carry you so far and give you so
many opportunities.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
And yeah, now I come from a rules competitive and
sporting funo who every weekend was doing something My main
sports were touching nipball.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Growing up, so that's all I played until I was sixteen.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
I think in high school that's when I gave rugby
a go and I thought, Okay, I love this, let's
continue this on it. And that's when Olympics wasn't sevens
was announcing in the Olympics too. But I did want
to play sport growing up. It was always a dream
to get paid professional.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Give us a bit of a snapshot of what because
you grew up in the real tokey mm, just explain
to these guys what that was like. Just the place
of us. There's pretty special place, isn't it.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Yeah, it's definitely a special place. It's in the middle
of nowhere. It's the end of the road. It's about
thirty minutes out of south of and the Bay of
plenty horses, motorbikes, a lot of cows, a lot of sheep,
no shops, lots of my eye and lots of cousins
down the road. Who you know, you just leave the
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house and mom and dad don't even care what time
you come back home because it's safe.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But for me, it was cool living in a.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Secluded rural area, running the horses, going down to the
river for some so hot most of the time down there,
and just away from from the busy lifestyle. I enjoyed
it because it was it was, I suppose, calm for
me being around all my finan and friends all the time.
I didn't like the travel to sports trainings to school.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It was quite far away from everything, but hey, it's
all with it in the end.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
I love going home now to get away from my
busy lifestyle, to kind of relax for a few days
and hang out with.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
For a couple of years. And played rugby against uh
real talk how.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Many times out of the eight did you get your
nose break in their well?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
The game got called off after two minutes. It was
just it was like it was drump page of the beacon.
Was this fight in the game spaking of beacons? Which
is embarrassing because I was working for the beacon.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Oh, so it's sixteen when you got into rugby. Was
it just girls rugby? Or did you have to play
a team with guys and girls? Was it next door?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (19:34):
I know, I was quite lucky it was girls rugby.
So our high school fu tan The high school made
a team for the first time in quite a while,
and it was. It was definitely, but it was only fifteens,
which is strange because it's easy to fill a team
of sevens, but everyone was too scared because there was
so much space and they went fit enough and fast enough,
so we only had a fifteen team. So that's where
it all started for me. I actually debuted for the
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Black Fans fifteens before sevens, so I hold that team
close to my heart.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Nice and what do you think did you watch it
on the weekend, you know, tough game against England.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
I did, and I'm going to be honest, I was
actually proud of them because the score line was much
closer than the other school line we'd been given against them.
Men and the top of the world at the moment.
England now there's such a strong team. They've got the
exact same team from World Cup pretty much barring maybe
two players. So for the girls, a new team who
only half the team was at the World Cup, who
won it and a couple of years ago. But then
(20:26):
to go out there and play the game that they did.
I think there's so much more to come in these
in this next ten months before the next World Cup.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Who are the best characters the leagues or the rugby players,
because quite a different quite a different mix.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh, it is a different Max.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
I'm gonna be honest, there's they're a little bit more
serious over here as opposed to home. So sometimes I'm
making a joke or having bands with some of my
friends and they don't quite understand.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
But we'll get.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Them there, brilliant. It might be a thing though.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
You did make the headlines the other day where you
made a breakaway and one of your mates from the
sevens tackled you and gave you a kiss and you
didn't score the try.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
No I didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
She golp me there. I was the worst round of
my life. I couldn't even see in my calves, cramping
up hard.
Speaker 10 (21:11):
She tackled me, dropped on the try line, knocked the
ball on, so she got the betterfit of the doubt
and that run.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But I'm just glad we beat them at the end
of that game.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
All right, stay well, thanks for joining us, and and
you sort of we'll not really going to training, just
of hobbling off the gun hang out.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
You guys, all right, take it easy.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
You know, having a bit of a break Just speaking
of which I normally watched the chase about five o'clock.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Reck gain me able to do that.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I'm only interested in the final chase. That's the true test.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Who would you like to go up against? Which chase?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I like the cinner Man? Who's that guy?
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Just I'm good?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Thanks, Jam, Thanks, there's Graham liveing with you.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, but you knew that there's been a few changes
and the world for both of them be twenty five years?
Is he like that hasn't come out yet? It's going
to be on the Ones weekly before we know that,
Lee and Gray.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
If the Woman's Week is that still going?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Who knows?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Yeah, I'm very surprised we haven't been on already Lee
and Graham.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, it's sort of like Hudson and Hall. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I found another clip of your fascination was streakers.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Well streaking just making clear that you're pointing at Mark
they're not, because it looked a little bit like you
were pointing it.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
You don't enjoy streakers, I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
What about the last we went to nudism? The people?
I mean, I think that's another way of looking at it, naturalism, naturalism.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, well in Europe they embrace it everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, but I mean, what are your own individual views
of that?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
You me, probably probably.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
It's not your thing.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Horses of courses, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, who it is?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Who we're and how and maybe we don't ask you,
you know, that would be a more interesting answer than Rex.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Well, well I'll start. I'm happy to embrace it. We
just plowed that that clip from the show.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Lisa is the.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Man that's trying to get an entire nation naked, and
what's more.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Being pretty bloody successful too.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Now, in the last week, there's been a guy streaking
in a bowls game.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, well he was actually one of the bowlers. He
got disgruntled in he streaked.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Disgraceful.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well, what's disgraceful is that he's been banned for life.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
How long is that?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Well, three old ladies and a stroke, But you think
that had have been banned.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
We would like to apologize to the people of Tabernaki
in the streaking competition that Mark is endorsing. Ninety five
percent of our entrants have come from Taranaki.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
This is something that they filmed in on the weekil
as well. The sort of behavior.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
That we don't want to see. And this is how
we'd like to see it dealt with. Please roll the tape.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Many a drone man would recoil at tackling a man.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Who was this naked holding his part, but not mar
on it.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I can't believe he thought he could be mart.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Ye had a crack it.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
I mean you see the beauty of that was if
he had beaten man on him, John Mitchell would have
taken note.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
You think that's how we should select the all blacks.
Run naked along the field and see who can.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
If he's run naked and he's beaten man on it,
I'd have him in my sight.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Before he was done.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
By Margo, a security guard was running after him tacitly
he had gotten past it. We all laughed and we
look back at Green Chapel slapping that guy in the ass.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
We've got an all black tackling a nude man.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Too, because there's nothing to grab onto.
Speaker 11 (25:09):
Yeah, no particular nights like the Africans Sahara, wasn't it
you know with that where the lions, you know, on
the lion grab them and dropped them the ground and
then the angelot I have a can win again and then.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I watch a lot of a lot of discovery.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Maybe we should have the nude Blacks as a team.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Think I was just thinking that exact same thing. If
you really.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
It's not an officially selected side, but they play.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Can I just you mean the nude all blacks. Yeah,
I don't know where's whe's a corner. But you can't
just say we have the nude blacks. I mean, it's
probably gonna be better to watch.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
More.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay, gotcha your a back.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Now.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
The thing is when we were talking over the over
the Highlanders or talk a small shareholding on the high
were on the board there, I just said, look, the
one thing we've got to stop is people streaking with
their clothes on. I mean, what's for the younger generation.
They're running onto the field when you've got your clothes on.
It's just look at me, look at me, look at me.
In which case, why wouldn't they And I said to
(26:18):
this that the guys on the boards, who next time
somebody does it, stop the game and just film them
and don't see any security guards on and just let
them run around going look at me, look at me.
And then the whole crowd is just is looking at them,
and they're just going to pull their tabletween their legs
and walk off like an absolute pricks that they are.
Then completely ignore them, let them run around and all
(26:38):
it's my magic time, my moment.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Then release dogs as well.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, well that would be good. That would be good.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Having gravy wandering around in the background.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Do you want to buy them on the gray gravy? Captain?
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Why please?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Are you wearing a Magmat Mega hat. It's just a
red hat. Yeah, well not by concident someone.
Speaker 12 (27:09):
No, it's I have work hats and it's just it's
just what No, it's a computer company, it's.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
A forestry going.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Have you got a job?
Speaker 12 (27:16):
No, No, I haven't got a job.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
What have you been doing for the last twenty five years?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Exactly?
Speaker 12 (27:22):
Yeah, it's lovely to see you all. James, you're looking good.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
It is very clive Jack.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
I've gone gray.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I'm getting fat, but I'm okay. I love the boxing still,
I love the boxing. You'd have liked David Meeker's fight
almost like.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I still think that the three he was just completely
superiorit to mismatch.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Is it not a bad I think boxing?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The other guy had been in the ring with a
lot of guys who could fight, and had held his
own and done quite well, from what I heard against
somebody do some boxing.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
So no, no, no, that took it took some doing.
It took some doing.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You've got to be pretty good to do it, didn't.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I think he's pretty damn good.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
He's really good.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
He's in that cruiserweight division.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
That he's not good. Sorry, don't don't miss what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Let's not start.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
How frustrating with him being so good wanting to fight
someone who really challenges him like that?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Just I prefer to beat people up if I was
a boxer, I really wouldn't care. I'd far prefer to
be a massive gap between me and never beating anyone
up in your life. Well, nor have you with your
nose broken eight times at less? You broke their hands?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Tell me about the avocados. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Avocados? Yeah, there's there's an orchard. That's what I've been
busy doing about.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Or it's a few.
Speaker 12 (28:48):
Days every month that keeps me very speaking them.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
You're like, you're like overseeing the orchard is right? Overseeing? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (28:56):
Yeah, that's thank god you've said it as though it's
actually an important thing.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
And what's it like living with Lee? Yeah, it's been
nice it's been pretty good.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
The blank is on.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You should be.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Happy and.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You guys were top and tailing. You hadn't you hadn't
quite jumped baking bridge. Yeah, you know, like or like
should I say? Who was a guy got banned? Not embiggieous.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Let's talk sport. What sport would you like to talk about?
The Commonwealth Games?
Speaker 12 (29:31):
Yes, it's they're going to go away and no one's
going to notice.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Are you a fan of the Commonwealth Games now?
Speaker 12 (29:39):
I think they should stop them or just have a
proper Commonwealth Games where if it's not in the if
it's in the Olympics, it's not in the Commonwealth Games.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
We want to go dog trialing, cricket, woodchopping, cricket.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Those who I reckon bugger it.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Snooker.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Blind archery is quite good.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Blind archery that others blind archery were.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, not as well as side of archery as well
on the whole.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
A little bit more interesting. I have a is the
spectator sport.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
And you've got to have aside the targets as well.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, people holding the targets they actually get the points.
The archer gets nothing. They just shoot the arrows and
you've got to catch it.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
That's a whole different sport, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
And you'd like to see that the work you have
all people Gray would have a good idea around whether
or not the steroid Olympics should take presents, because they
are coming finally, after all this time, we've been talking
about it for years. Who's going to watch the normal Olympics?
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Me old people basically, but the younger generation will be lucky.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
You're the younger generation.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, I'm just on their behalf. Thank you mate.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
How good good steroids scared?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
I mean that's one way to find out, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah? Exactly, you know the best basically the Russians and
Bulgarians they were always.
Speaker 12 (31:10):
We had the steroid Olympics in seventy six. Yeah, and
you know East Germany or pumped up on caterpillar juice.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
It would have been hell, it was.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Why don't we get someone that knows about steroids and
then we know more than just guessing it's.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Just straight inebrated.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But there's only one way to get them better.
Speaker 9 (31:29):
Idea Just inebrated Olympics, just literally steamed would be a
lot more entertaining.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Yeah, yeah, you know, two people falling out.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Of the blocks and that people think they were going
to do better before it. Imagine, you know.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
In the confidence before the event, when they come along.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
And they look at the athletes and one hundred meters
they'd be given it them, you know, as they all
do now.
Speaker 12 (31:51):
To be a man or to be a woman, it's
just like a superhero.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I reckon too.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
You're a bit better at things and you've got a
little bit more confidence. But then the problem is, you know,
if you had more, it's no good. So you can
have a graduated thing like two beer gymnastics four beery.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
You see two beers as the optimum performance mechanism.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Yeah, probably just experience a little bit of confidence and
then if you have enough beers you can enter things
like that the diving.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, I know I'm a but I feel like.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I want to. I want to hear the commentary.
Speaker 12 (32:36):
Full dozen gymnastics, parallel bars, the.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Rogue entry and from Scotland.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I tell you what to be really good? To be
pissed bull fighting? Yeah, wouldn't that be We don't like bullfighting.
We don't like bullfighting, but I say bring it back
with the bull having more charts, you know, So if
we had pissed bull fighting on support whole.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
I'd like to see the three of you knock back
a few and then try to synchronize something.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
It's because you're a pervot. We I mean, we've had
when you can put up many shows. Now we have
revealed your true self. I mean, why would you want
to see three of us doing synchronized something You sacked
past it? Shame on you.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
I want to see yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
This is your hit.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
We're here, this is your interventure. You keep doing that,
you'll be sitting there by yourself.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
There's not enough.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Danger in it.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It didn't quite work out.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It's a huge amount of danger with a creep and
a bloody musk and a jacket.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
And unfortunately, the next track I've organized is cops. Oh
dear God.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
A few teams sitting pretty level pegging on the table
at the moment.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
It's making for a game this weekend.
Speaker 13 (33:49):
It is, I mean especially you know, even though we've
had the Wooden Broncos and in the past four or
five games, they're very desperate sight having last four.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Speedo Cups.
Speaker 9 (34:15):
It's a typical night for the Speedo coups into Chief
Inspector creatures some big news for the boys from Speedo Division.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Constable Scott, Constable Taylor.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
That is, gentlemen, as you're probably aware, we have what
do you one of those reality television documentary documentary Thank
you dark.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
No, no, it's not a this is reality Taylor.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Nice front.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
That's enough, Scott, anything you like saying the fans, just
you keep on coming down supporting us.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
You guys are certainly worth a few tries for us.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
About me?
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Yes, it says the graffiti after the.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
What else you haven't gotten the scuff and he gave
me what we call him at the station, a blue edgy.
It's basically it's why go to detail and basically give
me a bluegy. But that's what we trained for eight months.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
Down the game, we'll do a D T and they'll
do a D nine through the probably through the the
the Otara branch and we'll record it.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
You want you want to call this one and I've
just you called it him. You don't me to call
it him, So I've done. You're right, I'm fine, that's
not checking up. But you got a blueg But you
want to sit down. That's the last thing I want
to go to sit down, But you call it?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, Okay, so good, damn close just ahead.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
It's probably the jump. We'll call it in.
Speaker 9 (36:01):
But the boys know the graffitiatist won't be sleeping well tonight.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
M you just wouldn't do that now, And I reached
out to you.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Was it a year ago and my son's over in
London and they have a day where all the Kiwi's
and Australians come together and do a big pub crawl
and you go fancy dress and Damien went on this
fancy dress and he said they were about fifty speedo cops.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
They would do it, but I just would.
Speaker 13 (36:27):
Not.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, celebrated worldwide asking for.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
A story about the Warriors, and like you know, it
was a big game coming up.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Like that story probably brought a lot of attention to
the warriors.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Had a short attentions man back memory, back then, back then.
This is another can we get the footage of the
human cannibal when he went to the Hong Kong sevens?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
No, I'm not he's asked me not to play that.
He's also asked me.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Not asked you not to play that as well, But
you keep doing.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
He really asked really.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Nice Yeah, he asked really nicely. And he also said
can we stop mentioning him on the show?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
But he hasn't asked me, so you play, Yeah, yeah,
I might see what.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I actually caught up a couple of nights ago with
a guy streaked live on the show John. His name
was let's call him John and Trapper Remember Trapper, Remember
Trapper who used to be basically the possum trapies coming
to just give us a rural sort of guide. He's
he's available, He's available.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
And then Ralph Ralphie was.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Out the other night, was he yeah, can you give
us some insight into where you got spiedro cops from?
Like whether that what was the inspiration for Speedo Cops?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
F enough.
Speaker 9 (37:39):
I was working out Greenstone Pictures, you know, the proper
TV company, and they made the Motivay Patrol, that TV show,
and I was the researcher on I actually wrote that
proposal for Motivay Patrol.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
You know.
Speaker 9 (37:51):
It became like the longest running show they had, and
I went and did the proposal. I pretty much said,
there's nothing and nothing happens, it's boring. But they ran
with the show anyway and worked and I would get
all the old tapes, you know, and reuse them from
motorvaytre and I'd wipe over them with speeder cops.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
So it's quite ironic. I was using the same mode
the official was from. Get some pictures.
Speaker 9 (38:16):
That's kind of what it was, because nothing really happens
except with aspos.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's the mundanes of it.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, yeah, it is kind of it's in the name.
Speaker 9 (38:25):
But look, regardless when your vote Labor National, wouldn't be
great having a speedo cop force out there that sort
of you know.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
It does level the playing field.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
If you had the speedo cops at the seventh maybe
your seventies, we had Big Booze up and it used
to there'd be a bit of trouble till late in
the day day two, if you had the speeder cops here,
that would diffuse it disarms.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yet immediately, you know, when they when they launched the
Wellington sevens, they sent Lee and I down to fire
up the red zone. And towards the end of the
day the day one, we had the camera, we were
in control of the camera on the big screen and
they cut to the grandstand and Lee's sculling out of
a rubber chicken.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
And so the next morning and went in for some
So then that's exactly what it was.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Jealous.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
So the next so the next.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Morning, we got summons by the police before we were
allowed to go to the stadium, and they had to give.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Us a stern wall.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
It's a big media kind of what you can and
what you can't.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Yeah, and the and the policeman said to us, now
went through all the things that we're done, and then
he was like, now the last thing is drinking out
of the rubbit chicken. And they said, well, can I
get a list of rubber animals and I'm permitted to
drink out of it?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
And how does what you were drinking out of it?
You know?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, so we didn't get invited about you two.
Speaker 12 (39:41):
That's something that's changed the sevens did. Used to be
just like a static pub calls just how much can
you drink?
Speaker 3 (39:48):
And there would be mayhem.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
At the end of the day, it's stopped. Who stopped?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Its gross?
Speaker 3 (39:54):
You don't need to know it's gross, but fun. I
know you don't stopped.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
You have to drink out of rubbit rubbit chicken to
have fun.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
No, I agree, you can drink out of rubber chicken.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
New Zealand went so hard that seven for so long
they just got exhausted. The whole country is like, well,
I can't do this.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Ad does, isn't it what? It just puts the hammer
down like Friday hammer goes down. It's just like, well,
someday I'll pull it off.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
And that's that's why we're here for your intervention. It's
worked out well.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
No, I mean the reality is that by nature, Kiwis
and and Aussies you know, don't tend to represent the
rest of the world. You know, you can actually go
and have it as you would know, Rick, being a
man of European upbringing, you can go and have a
kambibial drink, you know, and and a nice chat with
good people in the world over.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
But here it's just he whe else in the world
that courage you to eat with food. I think here
they just encourage you to take a big box of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That's the problem. The best thing I've seen just recently,
I was meant to send it to your so interrupt,
was you know, the best way to get booze into
a rabbit gap. They're selling fake babies. Oh for goodness,
you carry a baby and it's got a little nozzle
it you just fill and then you just come and
it can actually you know, you can just walk and.
Speaker 6 (41:12):
Then you'd get a security.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Leaders are generally.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at that awesome one minute. One
minute we're saying New Zealand is a really it's in.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
The front pouch a blanket over at sea printed, don't
touch the baby, and they're trying to take it.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Can I just work out because you said two things then,
one was New Zealand is already bad because they put
the hammer down, they drink too much, and then you're
encouraging them to sort of take the babies.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Well no, I'm just I'm just saying it wouldn't bear.
Speaker 6 (41:42):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
Social media has changed what people can do in public now,
getting that missed up in public because it can all
be filmed and reported.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
And do you not think that that's been a bit.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Of I think if surely they wouldn't would be fitted
by that. They just go, that's bloody brilliant. It was
like we used to take a watermelon before.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Whereas now you can't do anything without people finding out.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Like now people celebrate that sort of before like I've
got this is another another.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
It's a real band.
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Look at the end of the day, and there's like
nineteen discarded babies.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Babies, yeah, forty five, it's the last three passes. I've
got a baby worry.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
I really do worry about all of it.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
You worry about all of us, all of you. You
reckon a Zaria Chamberlain did it.
Speaker 6 (42:32):
Was the baby?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
When oh, just if we get we got five here,
we're going to go one way or the other. I
think that she's guilty or innocent.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
But then I got the baby innocent.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I think she's guilty.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
I don go, then go I'm innocent.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I think okayd is innocent.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Talking about social media, I found this clip of a guy.
It was like a pitch to be a wrestler.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Captain and Shana and this is my highlight. Here's my
opponent now textbook risk control.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Boys, poor.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Job that noodle?
Speaker 14 (43:20):
Hell Man need a window?
Speaker 6 (43:24):
Oh man the atomic helbowl? Hell hell please no hol
your next buddy.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
My finisher is pride to her ability because you know
Defenseman's Championships.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
My opponent's beg for mercy.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Raf Raf.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Get him, boys up, get Captain and Shaane no shows,
no mercy.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
You move w w E See that's the thing I
love about social media, Like if we could actually find
so many reporters on the world by just checking your Instagram.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I mean guys like he's one of our people.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
He's not quite raised too polished, is he?
Speaker 3 (44:13):
I think?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
I mean you look at the human Cannibal. It's a
keepy version of that.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Cannibal's a little bit tempted to come back.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Well we could, we could put a public service announcement
out and to the human Cannibal, if you're watching this,
which I know you are, we would like you to
come back. The people of New Zealand need you to
come back.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Nearly got the whole team, but all there's one.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Call out head out here.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
You still got the suit got your name on it.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
He'd have to think he actually bought several suits.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Where's a suit?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
The suit he a suit for doing the show, but
you also the going out suit?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, which with the shorts. Yeah, he broke it down
to shorts and T shirt with a cape, just.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
A little bit more comfortable in the nightclub.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
It's like, lovely.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
What about artificial intelligence? What's your thoughts on that?
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Terrifying?
Speaker 6 (45:05):
Who have Cannibal?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Just in general artificial intelligence. I'm just trying to change.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
The dialogue, I've let the genie out of a bag.
Now you can't too late, you can't.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Well did you know that? Do you remember who was
the guy? Jeez, he was bloody good. But it was
Arthur see Clark in the eighties. He said, you know,
humanity has also almost run its evolutionary course. Really, the
biggest thing in terms of the development of humanity is
AI and in a very short period of time usurps
the intelligence of humans and what we've got the ability
(45:35):
to do. Now give or take his look to solar
systems past with telescopes and it analyze the mineral composition
of the sky to work out all the air there
to ascertain with a human life could live. But AI
can go in a very short period of time look
out seven and then they discover other intelligent formult wasn't
(45:56):
he that's the biggest you know, So in our lifetime
we're possibly going to see you from AI by way
of example.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah, but we would never be able to get there, unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
No, but we now know we're not alone.
Speaker 12 (46:06):
When I takes over, you won't notice because it would
be so smart, so quickly, like it could have taken
over the last Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Could have and we would never have known.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Are you you do you feel like you?
Speaker 8 (46:17):
You?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
You can already talk and could have taken over this
podcast already.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Yeah, it probably should be a great way of doing
the podcast. Just get aid, I reckon.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
If we could just stick this through a it might
be quite a good way.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
The reason I said there is one of my I
thought there might be a reason.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
What is the reason?
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (46:33):
One of the things that I enjoy doing is watching
old movie promos made by AI on. Yeah, and but
but done in the style of the fifties, So like
they've done the Star Wars, Like if it came out
in the fifties, what would it look like?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Creepy guy, we're going to say old movie pornos?
Speaker 5 (46:51):
No, no, I'm not You were ever hopeful?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Well no, I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
I mean, I've got an example. I've got an example.
Here is pulp fiction. If it was a nineteen fifties movie.
Speaker 14 (47:02):
In a world where James Dazzle and gangsters rule the roost,
swave gents and ladies find themselves on a collision course
with fate. Meet Mia Wallace, a femme fatal with a
killer instinct who can charm her way out of any
situation with a flick of her cigarette and a sip
of a five dollars milkshake. Then there's Vincent Vega, who
knows everything about the quarter pounder with cheese, and who's
(47:23):
always as cool as a cucumber, even when he's dancing
with his boss's Dame Jules Winfield, a cool cat with
a quick trigger finger and a bit of an extra temper.
Remember don't make him repeat himself one more goddamn time.
And don't forget Butch Coolidge, a washed up boxer with
a chip on his shoulder who's not afraid to throw
a punch or two, especially when there's a golden watch
(47:46):
at steak. From the mind of Quentin Tarantino comes a
tale that's more twisted than a pretzel and funnier than
a clown at a funeral. Get ready for a wild
ride through the mean streets of nineteen fifties Los Angeles,
full of dangers, female feet, burgers, and laughs that are
just a gourmet coffee cup away. It's pulp fiction, baby,
(48:06):
and you won't want to miss.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
A minute of the action. So like that whole thing
has been generated by AI. Like the script, the vision,
the music. Everything has just been done by AI.
Speaker 12 (48:20):
That's why at the moment it does look a little
bit clunky, and I know it.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Is quite impressively.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
Sorry, I don't want to rain on your product.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
It's saying what we're all thinking, gray and that's God bless.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Step in the right direction. Like that's ten minutes, half
an hour's work.
Speaker 12 (48:37):
I just want to hear Frank Sinatra sing the theme
to the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
That's what I want AI to do. Please do it.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
It's terrifying artistically and creatively what AI can do for
that whole for anyone who's you know that you can
just put anything that you want in and it can
be turned out in five seconds because it's like a
million experts on you know, at the touch of the podcast,
can't you.
Speaker 9 (49:03):
Just type in the sort of stuff you want to
talk about and it'll just make it stuff I'd.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Like, Yeah, better stuff than we do.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
But AI learns from the past, right, So you've just
got to be really creative and make sure that it
doesn't know what the future.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Holds because you lose that randomness of the human brain.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
You can teach it to you need to D've seen
enough examples of it will copy it.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
I don't think that AI will ever mirror your brain.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
What about if you've got AI to mirror the top
serial killers like Jeffrey Dharma, why would you want to
do that well and just create a super bad you
know for a movie.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
A movie.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
You can do that already.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Wow, that was getting really dark. For seeing your.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Eyes flowing back in your head.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
I thought I'm going to change the whole time. This
was the clip that I found I thought was the
most artistic of the week.
Speaker 6 (50:01):
Dark, the most artistic, tell.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Us what we're poorly organized. The week took us through it.
That's one took us through it.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I can't explain it.
Speaker 6 (50:17):
You can.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
It's on my laptop, creative genius.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
The good thing is that I'll just drop it in.
Speaker 12 (50:29):
It's just like the sports Cafe episode where you brought
up the.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Frog.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
The frog, I thing frog you were on all afternoon.
I've got something for you. This d clip is not
unlike that clip. I'm not surprised one imagine that clip
with a duck. Okay, all right, but with the serial killers.
Speaker 12 (50:57):
That's one thing that I could do.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
No more shallow graves.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Let's go always shallow.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
The Graves. You're not talking about Syruh.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
I'm not talking about sir, because we're talking about how
you know more a beloved friend who's passed.
Speaker 6 (51:13):
I have a Viking funeral.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Do you think you have a biking funeral?
Speaker 6 (51:17):
Floating kind of for you?
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Whereabouts?
Speaker 6 (51:21):
I mean obviously for me, since when the biking said
floating barge funeral.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Then they shoot an arrow at an organ donator?
Speaker 3 (51:28):
Where would you donate before that?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
See this is getting interesting now because I know exactly
how I die.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
But where would you know? Whereabouts? Will we put the
barge to float you out.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
To cock straight?
Speaker 6 (51:40):
Mind it?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
The martyr's on fire. I reckon if you ever got
the ninety right and you only had six months to live,
you get it under boom Rock and Wellington and you
tell the authorities I'm going to jump, I'm going to
what evil I'm going to jump bike to the south side.
And they can't stop you in your pursuit of your dream.
There's no legal challenge that can come you away, nothing
that can impede this desire, nor should there be at
(52:09):
ninety something at ninety right. And so then you give
your mates, you know, your top ten mates, a disc
with a button on it, and you say, look, when
I get to the crescendo of the jump, hit the
button and you hoist yourself up on a high powered motorbike,
you know, with a number of explosives on it, and
as soon as you get to the top of the jump,
they hit the button and then and it's just Dill
Wiley Colors and you're just viscerated. Yeah, Regon, that would
(52:32):
be the best way to.
Speaker 6 (52:33):
Good It didn't work and you're actually on the bike.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Well, you've got another ten seconds to shatter on the rocks.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
It's just the end of the show. Now, I would
have loved the.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Duck Burly Burly, that's what you would have been. Warlely Colors.
Speaker 6 (52:51):
You know, a splendid cellar.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
Hey, I've gone to the end titles. I have that
power
Speaker 4 (53:06):
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