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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Agenda Podcast for Tuesday, the fifteenth of October.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the Home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Good morning, Julian morning. I think it's appropriate for both
of us, who have been covering in Matt Heath's absence,
to just start the podcast by regurgitating the best thing
we talked about on the Men and Juris.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, well I heard a little bit. I just can't
get enough of Stephen mciva's stories. They make me so
they bring me so much joy.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So I told the one about the time he came
into the B studio. I'd like to preface this by saying,
I love Stephen mcciber. I worked with him quite a
bit in the mainstream sports media.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I love him, love him well, love him because he's
so I love him, love sucha wrong and he he
bowls a stock wrong and much like I do.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
He came into the studio one day and was like
teaching me and you press up, give me a couple
of tips on the press ups. He'd been going to
the gym quite a bit lately.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
So okay, sorry, he has cold called you on that.
He has come out of no you're you're sitting there
photo shopping something, and he's come up to you and said, hey, mana.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I was actually live pushing the buttons for the Drive
show at the time. And what it was was he
actually wanted to talk to my offsider. He was sitting
next to me, and actually I think he wanted to
show her the gym tips that he'd learned.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So he just come out of nowhere and say, hey,
I've got some tips of app you know, bulking.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He definitely steered the direct conversation in that direction. I
think he knew he had a thing that he was
going to get to and then he basically it was
you put your feet up against the wall when you're
doing press ups and it just enforces a bit of
a stricter technique. I think I think it makes it harder.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
What oh I mean press your feet against the wall.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No no, no, no, no no, just your heels or the
ball your feet against the wall to stop you from
moving around a bit too much. And you know, he
was saying that he had found results with that.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Did he drop down and do something.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, he did. And the problem with that is, and
you'll be familiar with my approach to producing, I drink
quite a bit and I had spilt a beer on
the floor of the production room that day. It must
have been a Friday afternoon. And what he didn't know
was he was doing press ups. The best thing that
I just I just left and that there was For
whatever reason, we used to do a cross with Joel
(02:27):
and Fletch, So Flitch from Fletch ninety Brian Fletcher and
he does radio show over the Earth, guy by the
name of Joel Caine, and every Wednesday we would do
across with them, and mckival was filling in one day
and they just got off on the wrong foot. So
what you saw with Ben Ainsley picture that, but over
fifteen minutes of a talk radio show voice break, which
(02:48):
lasted for fifteen minutes, and by the end of it,
I was laughing so hard because our producer booth was
rigged up with cameras and so everyone could see everyone.
I had to sit underneath the desk because I was
just laughing so hard. I was crying. How he could
see Maciva could see me. Joel and Fletch could see
me from their studio as well as my cheese slid
(03:09):
off my cracker. I don't know why, it just got
combative with them and it just straight off the bit.
I'll try and find the audio, but it's fucking one
of the career highlights for me.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And it's still carrying on over there. And yeah, because
Cap we've gone four zip up, not that we give
a shit. No, they confirmed it's not coming back to
New Zealand. Oh they have, Yeah, they said unlikely, most
likely scenarios back in Barcelona, but not if some locals
can help it, because they're protesting against it. Yeah, because
they're basically Barcelona crashing all this money. A lot of
locals are saying we already have enough tourists. We're struggling
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as a city and just with basic needs.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I've seen this. I saw videos earlier this year of
locals and Barcelona going around spraying tourists with water pistols.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yes, because they're trying to get rid of them. They
hate them.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I can understand that, but then you've got it then,
but if all the tourists disappeared out of Barcelona, it
would ship the bed. So yeah, because Japan's having a
similar issue with having to put up signs saying this
is not like Japan's not just like Disneyland. This is
people live here.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, I can't grab people, just grab them and take photos.
Wouldn't they because.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's like I mean, it's after lockdown, everyone's going over
to travel. Anyway, since we're talking about it, yesterday, he
had the run in with Ben Ainsley. Yes this morning.
Of course he's the main commentator for happened. I don't
know is the drug because it was him with you
that's why, and so he fuck.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You, I put my hat in the ring. I'd be
I'd be so insulted if so.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
They had a yarn obviously they had to have another
yarn this morning. And so I've got the audio here
of how it sounded.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
An intense match race. What's the message of the team
right now?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, well, Surprise tasks me about the performance start off
with but yeah it was it was a good race
and they had a good start, got the first crass.
But yeah, that just going well, going really well. And
so I think for us it's I don't try to
figure out how we can make some of his performance
goings to take it to.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Him, Oh, Betty, we've all been drawing straws and paper scissors.
Rock here mate to who was going to ask you?
To ask you the question?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Said A, but that's Glen Ashbysie commentator, so that obviously
been talking about it off here before that.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It would have been great. It would have been you
know what, It would have been so great to double
down if he just steve went right being like boats
still not performing. This is this is my conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Is he sort of like the twelfth man of the
America's Cup team mcive has gone over there and been like, right,
how can I serve the great nation of New Zealand.
I want to funk with the drivers Whenever I get
the opportunity, I'm just going to get in their head.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't know if his said smart, I reckon, that's
what he's done. I reckon.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He's like, I'm going to help us win the America's Cup.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Here. This is a man who walked around bethist and
a pink salmon shirt and loafers. Yeah, so I don't
know was he was he missing with just the Aussie Bogans.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, well, this is the thing he wanted to make
sure it's good mate, Murph won Bethurst, right, and so
he's like, look, I can distract everyone else down pit Lane,
which is where he was by the way, and the
salmon shoot and loafers. I thank someone threw a full
woodstock at him. But yeah, so mciv I love that
this is going to be an ongoing thing.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's a shit.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I mean, god knows how many races more there's going
to be. Because Mashi on the Breakfast Show was saying,
it's a it's sun up, it's a sure thing.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Absolutely, there's no way I don't This is not like
San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Is San Francisco. It wasn't like San Francisco until it was.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But they've got a rest day. They're not racing until Thursday, right,
so they've got a day to sort this shit out. Okay,
remember the one in San Francisco. They had like three
days off, three or four days off in the middle
and the Americans went off and changed their computer system
or something. So the keiwis in terms of what we're
using for their kind of flight controller and then just fucking.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What obliterated us?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah? Is that what it was?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, the flight control.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
So it's something to do with that, but I don't
see them be able to do that in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
But well, yeah, because didn't we give them like a
couple of days grace as well? They said, oh, we
need a day to fix our boat, and we said,
go and take another day. It's take the week, brother,
And then they came back a we found something. So
that's what we talked about on the Old Breakfast Show
this morning.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
The other thing was.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Jerry wants to invade Antarctica because he reckons it's not
you know, he looked at the way the Danes took
over Greenland, Yes, and he said, we're not aspirational enough
as a country, but we got to start off somewhere easy.
So he wanted to launch an invasion of Antarctica. Probably
some mining opportunities.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Down there, huge mining opportunities.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So we were taking tics on you know, what we
could bring to the what you could pledge to the
invasion of Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh, yeah, it's good idea.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
He had a four wheel drive super outback. Yes, he reckoned,
we could use someone who lives over on the West
coast actually has two heglands that they said they would
like to do. The Heglands, the thing. Have you ever
been to the Antarctic Center in christ Church? Oh yeah,
and they drive that thing. Oh yes, that's a Hagling. Okay,
that's handy. It's basically in the same cube on tracks. Okay,
I've got a messy, old, messy Ferguson tractor.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, we've got a couple of those people just using
them at their batches.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I can just see it and like messy Ferguson's like
whatever you said before. Haglin's coming over the rise towards
Ross bass An American scientist going, oh my god, it's
the keiwizz are angry? Yeah, I please?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Talking about three swan drives in my wardrobe. Yeah, that
could keep people warm. My missus knows a bit about
penguins that that's handy. That'll need to kill them all.
My dad's a minor, yes, so nailing it. He could
come over and mind the thing. Jerry's Wife's going to
have to come because Jerry doesn't know how to put
the chains on the.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
That's so true. He told me about that. He said
it's her superpower and he's encouraging it. Did he tell
you about how he go out the mound and he'd
be sitting in the car and people would.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Drive looks is that the fucking seven sharp guy? Yeah,
get out and put your chainw he's getting his misless
to do it the piece of ship. I think it's
because if he knelt down to change the chains, you're
ever want to be able to see the thong hanging
at the top of his jeans.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
His wife. Yeah, I'm going to tack a cat like
a little inflatable It's like a little inflatable dinghy. But
the thing is the taket. You can put it into
a suitcase so you can bring that. So that's a
kind of a like almost like a navy seal situation
where we can just pop it up and hone across
the iceberg's kill scientists and get them off the that's right,
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the island.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
We discuss the issue of how we're going to feed ourselves,
But that's easy. You just just pull a nar wall
out by his task and beals, carve it up. Seals
one whale, One whale wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Scurvy is an issue. How are we going to grow
veggies and ship?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Scurvy is going to be an issue. I haven't addressed
scurvy yet for tomorrow. I think you need to work.
I might need to come back and revisit with scurvy,
because you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Want to just be like blubber and seal meat and ship.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Which is what we're mainly going to be subsisting on.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
You could an always just flying tinned vegetables and we'll
take as many lemons and limes as we can. Well, yeah,
and invitament seat tablets. Suppose it's twenty twenty four now,
frozen vegetables you just chuck them out inside.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, don't they still have cans at Scott Base that
are that are still eatable from way back when they
were Scott himself got there, Jesus, and so then we
were like, well, the other issue is do we need
a fleet of huskies to sort of take us out there?
And because Jerry's theory was, you know, you can ride
them out there obviously, but then you can eat them
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as well.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
There are food source and muns, and he famously ate
all his dogs, all of them. Yeah, all of them
because that was part of the plan. They knew they
were going to eat them. Okay, it was part of
the food sources.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
You begun slower and slower, whether you got all the
dogs will be like, hey, where's Dave.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Can we's Steve?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Anyway, every day r roll someone did pledge they had
a daffie. They said they've got a fat staffy.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I've got I've got a kvoodle, or they said it
couldn't pull a slid, but it'd be good eating.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The same with my the the cavertile could potentially chase
down a I think it's more.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I think the caverdle is more comfort. A comfort oh yeah,
you know it because yeah, because if you're going to
get lonely down there, he's going to snuggle in and
help you out.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, we won't be lonely because there's so many of
us going down. I means is going to come just
to change the change this is.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
You know we're going to go over and we need
a floatilla those well don't we We got one less
navy boat. So yeah, that was an issue.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's a big issue. Yeah, you've got you've got your
little breafcase, my briefcase. One that's more for on land
when we once we're there, if there's like a lake, yeah,
if you need to cross something, I don't think I
don't think we're going to cross the kind of southern ocean.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Na in it.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I think a hovercraft would be quite useful. Yep, there's
a couple of Auckland airport we could borrow. Are there.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, you've seen those, so do if you take off.
When you take off from Aukland Airport or land, look
out towards the seaside and there's two ramps and each
ramp's got a hovercraft on it, quite a big hovercraft.
The rescue hovercraft. It's like, it's like, oh yeah, because
it's like H one and H two hovercraft one too
whatever because if the plane yeah, because it's so muddy
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and it's only knee deep yeah, massive, Yeah, so he
can't get boats on there, so they rescue hovercraft. Now
my quish noises whenever I land is they doubled the
hovercraft fleet a couple of years ago, so that fuck
is too now, some sumbastard his full time job. I
guarantee it as too. Yeah, sit at Auckland the airport
on call, and he is the hovercraft driver and all
(12:32):
he does is go out. I've seen him burn out
a few times and coming parks and I've seen them
go out. That's his I'm guarantee. That's his one job. Yeah,
and he sits in the office playing PlayStation, pounding through Netflix.
Yeah yeah, waiting for a kind of plane to overshoot
the runway or miss the runway. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
One one day a week he'll look busy and take
one for a home. Yeah, just for his toy. That's
a cool job.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Well.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I have had a theory because I live across the
way to Matar Harbor from where I studio is, and
traffic's so bad in Auckland. I was like, I either
get a kayak or I could probably get done kayak. No,
I think so too. But a hovercraft because it's basically
mudflats from where I am to the office.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
They did, you know, they used to have a hovercraft
that went across the English Channel. You need you need
to YouTube there. It didn't last long because rough weather
would completely but there was a full passenger, took like
a hundred people, and it would It's a huge hovercraft.
It was like that it was going to be the
newest thing, and then it fucking shed itself in rough weather.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I don't see how that's any better than a boat
and that and stuff. No, because they've got wolves and
everything at a and a dover. Yeah, why don't just
use a boat. That's not what it's for, it's for
getting across mudflat sort of.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I think the I think the US Navy have a
couple of big ones for amphibious landing. Yeah, they have
some big ones.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well why don't I take the ones that are out
at the airport and I'll run people back and forth
to the city during the week. Yeah, and then and
I'll be on call if they need me to.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
So a plane overshoots, you just dump the passengers, head
back up the White Mastha.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, just jump on the Northwestern. That's the joy of
the hovercraft.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Very hard to keep in a lane like it's just
constantly fish tailor's just going. You're just getting sideways all
the way out.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Three lanes wide, sideways, just holding on for deer like
a stiff breeze will put me into the embankment.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Who is defending intactic anyway, It's just it's a bunch
of scientists say this is why we picked Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's just a bunch of nerds down there decking around
and we've already get a base there, so we start
from there. Yeah, what's our Scott.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
No McMurdo, No, McMurdo's the Americans. How's the Scott?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Right, and then we mmurder the mcmurderers.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I reckon that McMurdo. They're they're packing heat. Americans will
be packing heat. I reckon. There'll be a couple of Marines,
a couple of Marines in there. There's to be some
sort of and I don't trust the Americans to be
down there just sending nerds.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Our army is down there too, I've got yeah, I've
got Yeah. Those driving trucks back and.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Forth all day and sign does not drive truck.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Got a couple of mate evidently not got a couple
of mates who are over there, who were over there
driving trucks around for the army. Allegedly big big conservation
issues over there. Basically, if a penguin walks out and
decides to lie down on the road in front of you,
you just have to stop. And if it sleeps for
eight hours, you're you're in your truck for eight hours.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
What if you're the only one around.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, Well, so they've got spotters over there, So I
reckon we need to take the spotters out first.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yes, the environmental spots, Yeah, take them out. Okay, I reckon,
you can distract them. Bob Jones wrote a great book,
like a a fiction book where he made his millions
by sending a cruise ship down to attack and full
of hookers, and because all the scientists are men, and
they're all down there for six months, and he packed
(15:46):
it up and just made millions of dollars as scientists
blasting hookers. And then but they were all of the
transactions were all research books and all sorts of bits,
so sw yeah, yeah, stuff like that. So he changed
all that and that's how he made his millions anyway,
Okay as a fictitious.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, I don't think we'll take them without with us
on our and it's important day.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I mean all armies are led by their downstairs mainly,
not by their stomach.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Maybe one or two when we when we launch our
g hard against Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
But yeah, it wouldn't be too hard to take over Iman.
I think we need we need to be more ambitious.
I mean, is it is the We're the closest I
mean between us and Argentina, and they haven't got great
history and fighting battles.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Let's be a bit more aggressive as a country. Great
and will do it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I reckon the Aussies will join us, come with us,
little an Yeah it because they mind the ship out
of their own country. Oh yeah, So we need some
mining because that is another issue. I mean, I know
that Stu is as a miner, but we probably need
a bit more than just one. Yeah, we probably need
some expertise. Maybe Gina, Gina, we'll get here.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It's never been on the tools.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, we just s she'd fund it, they wouldn't, and
then we then we knock her off. I basically fund it,
get all our equipment to being Tarctica, and then we
take the Aussies on. Yeah, kick them out and then
we've got it, so suck them in with a partnership.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I'd love to hear from anyone out there leaves a voicemail.
What do you got that you could donate to the
Ghard against Antacxica.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
We'd love to hear from you. Let's take a quick
break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
The other thing that we didn't address yesterday, and actually
overnight they had their It wasn't the first one of
the tournament, but the White Ferns have won. They thrashed
Pakistan over in Dubai.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Just they only scored one hundred and twenty, but they
managed to pull them out. Pakistan are very acc like performance.
They dropped eight catches I saw that. Yeah, atrocious. Yeah,
And so that secured the White fans the semi final
spot where they're most likely going to face England, who
they came off there. This, I mean, this is good.
(17:54):
They made the seems that they came off a ten
match losing streak. Yeah, the White fans, but those team
matches were against Australia and England, the two best teams
by fucking miles. Yeah, so they're probably going to face
England in the semi which is notat I think from
memory that said that's the third one of this tournament
or something.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, this tournament's just been taken away over there in
the Middle East where it is about fifty degrees. They
having to go out there.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And there's a shaker man. Yeah, because the best times
in the Middle East is there the end of it
is the kind of end of the year, start of
the year. That's their winter. Yeah. And when I say winter,
it's twenty four degrees a low of twenty four Yeah. Now,
it's in the fitties.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh my god. The week before I got there to
Dubai date of fifty degree day I was there, there
was a couple of mid mid forties. There was one
day where it was forty degrees and then it rained
and it dropped down to twenty two, which could partly
have been to do with the fact that there was
rain on the thermometer. Yeah, but it was definitely markedly cooler.
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But just a twenty degree swinging about half an hour's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So yeah. Yeah. And then also black Caps kick off
tomorrow against India. Oh yeah, and Bangalore and black CAP's
paying fourteen dollars for the win, which that should be
way more than that. We've only ever won one Test
match in our history in India. However, India are paying
two thirty for the win and the drawer is one
(19:22):
fifty but dollar fifty. Yeah, but look, I'm this is
treasonous of me. That two thirty for an India winner
is good eating double money, yeah, and good eating. It's
in Bangalore. It's a good batting deck, but it's still
I'll bile open with a spinner. Yeah, there you go.
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That starts tomorrow, So.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, happiness insurance. What we'll call it. Yeah, two dollars thirty.
I don't mind that, Yeah, double money in the UFC.
This has popped up and I've seen everybody resharing it.
But basically Connor McGregor and he does this every now
and then he was in an interview Who's over it
like a Karates ornament or something, and they interviewed him
they said when are you next in the ring, and
he said next February, I'll be fighting Dan Hooker. And
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everyone's like, hang on, where the fun that come from?
And so then obviously everyone's calling Dan Hooker, well do
you agree? He's like, I do it, but I haven't
had a contract or anything. Yeah, that's me, I think
he said. He said, I'm in, but it's up to
the UFC.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So this is what Connor MacGregor does is he will
just announce things before it's like, to give you an analogy,
if you ever mentioned something around Jason Hoyt out in
the office, he will walk into the studio and say
it on here almost immediately.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
And so I reckon.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Dana White would have rung Condor MacGregor and said, how
do you feel about fighting Dan Hooker?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Would you do it? And it would have been like
I'd love to.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And then the very next time, a microphone's in front
of his I'm fighting Dan Hooker. There's great, though, Dana
Well wasn't can signe anything yet. This is great, this
is huge. It doesn't matter if Dan Hooker wins or
loses this fight. This is a massive payday. It's great
for his his standing in the MMA universe, not just
as rating. He is top five at the moment, but
(21:06):
he has had I would say, a journeyman career with
fucking massive highlights. He's beloved across the MMA community because
the way he fights as he gets fucked up, yeah,
and he focks thos up.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
But he hasn't been in any of these like massive,
massive fights. Everyone sort of knows who he is, but
this would launch him into another stratosphere.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
If he for Connor McGregor, I forgets confirmed, it'd be amazing.
And I'm not a big UFC follower. I don't really
know that much about it. Yeah, but I have watched
the MacGregor doco on Netflix. Oh yeah, yeah, MacGregor Forever,
and now I'm kind of interested in where he goes
because he hasn't fought since twenty one. No, he got
his leg broken and for some reason he's no doctor stopped. Yeah, yeah,
(21:48):
he and he's desperately trying to get another fight in
the UFC. You're supposed to fight a couple of months ago,
but he broke his toe or something something like that,
something like that, So he's kind of in the wilderness.
But if you watch that doco, I mean, it's hard
not to light the guy. If you watch that doc Yeah,
he's a total madman.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
What I would say all of these docos, Oh yeah,
they get to sign off on it.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
The only one where the guy looked at it signed
off on it and still looked like a caun't was
Michael Jordan.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
He didn't, He couldn't.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
He couldn't see that. He looked like a Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
So you watch it though. It's it's good value, and
I hope, I hope it comes off because then I'd
be totally into that. I think we should fly to
Saudi for it.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh my god, I'd be there in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Is it going to be in read? Is it usually
in Reared.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
They do a lot of the fights. I think that
one might be in rear.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I think the best play there is let's fly into Dubai. Yeah,
just wrote We're not even a run any of Roady,
just flyover's watch the fight flying.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I do really want to stick around Saudi for too long.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I wanted to go to Saudi and you know, they
treat me as one of their own over there.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh ye're true. Yeah, I get a bit of I
get a bit of leeway over there. Yeah. Okay, well
we just won't have to won't have to bring any
female members of the staff because that will be a problem.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
One of the funny things that's going on in the
UFC at the moment is there's a couple of fighters.
One in particular, comes a Chamaev who is a Chichen
gentleman and he is buddy buddy with Kederov. Is that
his name, He's the Chichen warlord that they call him. Yeah,
(23:27):
there's been a few photos of him, you know, surface
on social media. Who's hanging out with that guy? You know,
he's even dinner with him, blah blah blah. So he's
now what do they call it, like the as visa
has been declined to the US, Okay, and he's one
of the better fighters in the UFC. They can't fight
in the US anymore. They won't let him in, and
(23:48):
so now he's basically hiding out in the UAE, and
so he can only fight in w W.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
He's hiding out in the UE like every other Russian
Chitchen warlord.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, so basically the only he's a great fighter, the
only place he's going to be able to fight as
if they do another card in Abubi, which is quite
a weird situation to be because the.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Old Wall Chitchen world, he they've regarded as a terrorist
organization or.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Something significant human rights. It's as good as time as
you need to talk to you about Auto Trader.
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If you haven't heard already.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
We want you to tell New Zealand about your car,
and we're taking the lead by telling New Zealand about
our car, which I do need to have a bone
to perk about our car. Last week when you went
off to your sojourn, you accidentally had the keys in
your pocket and you wrung me and you're like, I've
got the keys in the pocket, I'm gone, but there's
(24:41):
a spear key in my drawer. Yep, great, we don't
got the spear key fuel light came on. There is
a separate key for the fuel cap, which is on
the northwest, and I'm like, where is it now? Then
that is up with somewhere on the north Yeah, so
I had to just leave it there. No, no, no,
(25:02):
I managed to limp back into it. It's in its
rightful park. Fuck, but we need to get that key.
It just reminded me, yeah's my top drive.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I did. I thought about that because I was like,
there's a fucking a whole lot of other keys on there,
and I presumed they were for the tray.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Well, yes, one of them is for the tray, one
of them is for the petrol cap. The other one
is a swipe tag to get into the building, ah,
which I also didn't have. And I didn't realize it
until like quite late at night. And so I'm going
over to go get the car and I can't get
into the fucking building.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
So I had to walk down with all the cars
coming past me. I'm walking down the yeah, a piece
of shit to get into the thing, and they're like, well,
hang on, are you allowed to be in there? I
was like, no, no, I've got my car park down here,
don't have to swipe. Oh shit, anyway, I got it. Look,
the long and short of all of that is we're
selling it. Yeah, and it's not because it's faulty. And
in fact it's a massive own goal from us because I,
(25:54):
like I said, I drive it all the time. Ninety
eight Ford Falcon. You absolutely humming. We have decked it
out as well. Seat's been done. We have had exchanged colors.
Y has to be humiliating off white with faces on it.
We've taken all of that off. It is shiny black
and it is humming at the moment. We're gonna sell
it in November, so look out for that on Auto Trader,
(26:16):
and if you've got a car to sell, then we
suggest you do it through them as well. Tell New
Zealand about your car. Let's take one more quick break.
We'll come back with yours please.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
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Speaker 5 (26:32):
Of the.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Four of them to get through today, and the first
one is more or less about you. It goes like this,
yours please.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Good fellows. Coming from a real moment of weakness right now,
I'm scared. I'm scared for my father's mental health. He's
watched me grow from a promising young cricketer to a
subpar and or cricket player. Per and g Laane fan
and he always had the black Caps to fall back on.
(27:02):
But I'm scared that India tour is gonna send them
over the edge.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, like we've all been there. I've been for that
journey myself, exact same journey. And that's why we have
the Black Cap Supporters Support Group, so just to avoid
people doing stuff to themselves that they'll regret. Yeah, So
there's plenty of us out there. You can grab your
T shirts, your Black Cap Supporters Support Group t shirts
from the ACC shop just taket shop to three two
(27:32):
three six and you'll see it there. Once you put
that on, you're part of a community, yeah, and a
community that will put their arms around you.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
And it's and it's a so you'll get knowing nods
from other members of the b C S S, g
c ES and to people that aren't remember it's it's
like a I sort of like in it. So you
know in the NFL, practice with a quarterback with a
different colored jersey so you don't tackle them. Yeah, it's
kind of like that. Hey give the sky a bit
(27:59):
of a break, yes, gone through something.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
And look, and let's be honest, we are staring down
the barrel in India. We have only one in the
history of it. So we could come away three nil
out of this, but that's when we need each other
more than ever.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
So hopefully that gives your your father some some solace.
Here to follow up as well, this is yours please,
just to follow up.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Sorry for the stray Julane. That was uncalled for.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
He didn't deserve that. I'm going to go and have
a self dust and cry in the side toilets cheers.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
So jesus, I mean it sounds like he's going through
a bit.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
He does.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
He's got on the big size.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Good on him for apologizing flashing out there because he
listed among his father's disappointments in him the fact that
he was a g Lane fan. So yeah, he's big
enough to admit it. Yeah, that's right, Thank you for that.
A couple more another caller here, yours please?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Good?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Are you giggle?
Speaker 7 (29:00):
A great human beings?
Speaker 6 (29:01):
He used to irk me every time, and I used
to say, motor games and it's not a sport of
just a game and it's a participation. But after that bath,
I've fucking converted at as motor game.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
That's the most boring shit in my life. Buck So
South Canterbury, Gay the valley, swampy, swampy. Yeah, that was
not a good advertisement for motorsport. No animals came on, nothing,
one little crash from one key. We just hit the
barrier and that was it. Like, not even that hard.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
If Americans ran Bathurst because they are all about the
entertainment value of a sport. I feel like when they
knew there were no cars coming, that just literally can
garo across the track.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Remember that one that got smoked at the top of
the panorama, the famous footage of it bouncing across and
it hit the front of a car like a V
eight coming down hell at about one hundred and fifty
and hit the back legs and it was like a
helicopter you know those things you used to get at
Pizza Hartweek. Yes, it just went like that and flew
(30:10):
over the fence. It was insane. And then they had
the kidnet last year. Yeah, he had stopped the race
for a few laps a couple of years ago and
a chinder brought the thing to his knees.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
And then so they've obviously worked hard to keep the
wildlife away, I think, which is probably counter to what
they want to. And then the other thing I feel
like the Americans would do is that have a plant
that's just at the back of the pack, and it's like, right,
lap one hundred and thirteen.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Stack it, stack it, hit the barrier.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
We're going to set up a soft place for you
to crash, but you're going to fucking crash.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, well, paino the key. We almost did that because
there are one hundred and what thirty laps into one
hundred and sixty one and it was a procession for
old Kostecki. I got great names too, Brodiekostecki, brock Feenie,
like great just great Bogain names. And he didn't fall
stack it, but he made the whole field. Then the
(31:05):
safety car came out and they combined the field again
and it was on for like a twenty five lap.
Oh yeah, but still fucking Kosticky. I love I did
watch it all. I loved Kostiki because he's quite a
big unit. He got out of the car in his
race suit. He's got a bit of a guts, he's
got a bit of an ass and he's just a
proper bogan with a massive mullet from.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
The micheline man, Yeah, I quite liked it.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
He's like he's not you couldn't get away with that
and like no way and Formula one zero tiny little
kind of midgets. But he was just a naussy bogan
with a bit of a gat and a bit of
an ass and that's what you need. Who can fucking
just rip some jandle in a V eight. But yeah,
but I kind of respect the V eight guys because
when I went to Topaul and watched it and we
met a couple of guys and they were talking about
(31:48):
how it's all about show business. That's why they don't
have pedals. You have the gear stick still because it's
fucking all about the drama. It's all about getting that
camera in and watching guys change gears like like you
do in Yeah, so they would be product. They'll be
stoked at Sticky one way, because he's he had a
bit of trouble at the start of the season with
his contract and everything like that, but it was still
fucking boring. Yeah, five and a half hours, Oh my god,
(32:11):
it's a fucking long time, like long time, like the
formula ones that aren't less than an hour.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, Well, the way it's supposed to be watched as
over a barbecue. You know, you duck back into the
lounge every now and then, or you're watching out the shed. Yeah,
but what you're actually doing is just pissing up and
every now and then you check the standing.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Okay, it's like a one day cricket match. That's exactly
I need to treat I need to treat it like that.
Now you've said that it's not fuck. I fucked that up.
I need to do that because I sat on the
couch just just really punishing myself with trying to work
out what the hell was going on. It's an all
day thing, and I must met this one guy and
a jumpsuit. He's in the garage and he explains everything.
What they're doing at the pit stop. Yeah, like taking
(32:50):
the brakes off and like adjusting some sort of roll
bar frame.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That guy was quite good. He was a fucking hundi. Yeah,
total hundi. There's a place for everyone wherever you sit
on the spectrum for.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Games.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Thank you for the call. One final call here your space,
kay fellows.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Hey, I got a bit of a tip for you
back the teams very smamp Foxes by Cleansy this weekend.
I just been witnessed to the mighty leader many excellents here.
He looked me dead in the eye and ate a
banana and two whites. So if it doesn't there, they
are up for it. I don't know what does. Yeah,
back and buy plenty are going to go.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Well, that's the best time. It's just you're just about
to go. That's the best of Fuck you man, It's
like it was live. You're about talking.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
He just wo have the top of you the fuck things.
I've already listened to it, so I don't know why
I walked into it, but that is the greatest tip
I think I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
The captain of the swamp pieces the teams really Swamp Foxes,
ate the banana and two bikes. That's as good as
ever any thirteen plus this weekend, plus thirty plusses. Who
were they playing? Are they playing?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Mid?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah? Grand final? Yet that's the grand final? Was that
was that the semis last week? I thought it was
the quarters. I thought it was the same as m PC,
but obviously we early sure it was a semi okay
swamp Peace by the.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Swamp and is that home for the swamp peace. We
don't give a fuck, you know, I don't care. Fuck
the swampees, the murder, the mud the I had a
friend message because I put ship. The title of use
today's podcast was fuck South Canterbury and I don't I
(34:38):
put it on my story and I had a friend
from down home, Miller, what's all this about. I'm not
even going to explain it anymore. That's about what we
keep saying South can I'm not saying it. Everyone's saying
it to me.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
It's gonna be a hard one to regular out of
that one Christmas. Yeah, but when you return, you're gonna
you're gonna have to bring something of some sort of penance. Yeah.
I don't know what that is, the Ronfilly shield, just
cone nicked.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I don't know anyway. Any man that can eat banana
and two bites is fine by me. So let's knock
this thing on the here for today. We'll be back
tomorrow for a Wednesday episode of did Gender Podcast.
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