August 12, 2024 • 30 mins
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ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to address Mr Whippy and the 4 Square Guy going head to head on social media (0:00) and discuss the shocking revelation of a non-consensual circumcision (9:28).
Then the fellas debate whether New Zealand actually won the Olympics and what sports are out for 2028 (15:55) before sounding the 'NRL Off-field Scandal Alarm' as photos emerge of Latrell Mitchell - but what exactly was he doing? (21:30).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life in the Export Beer Gud's studio and brought to
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the studio here. This is the Agenda Podcast for Tuesday,
the thirteenth of August.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Export of Vulture.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Tend to grow legs around here, the old export olders,
Yeah they do.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I mean, look to be fair, I did give quite
a few to the gold Sport guys to they are
two weeks of overnight punishment. But I unfortunately told them
where the key was to the beer fridge. And so
that's where my suspicions have been.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Peaked as like where does it keep on going? Yeah,
we do change the hiding spot of the key in
the studio. We do. But I would say if you were,
you know, degenerate enough, you'd be able to find it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh yeah, just look for any object within a meta
radius of the fridge and lifted up.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, and you'll veriably find the key. It's like the
house key that you always hide. Yeah, it's always exactly
where you think it is. In the in the gum
boot that's in the pop plant in the gun boot
underneath the doormat every single time. But yeah, I think
I think this great New Zealander's debate has really kicked
off on social media overnight. I think we've started. I
(01:16):
think we've started really tapping into some source spots for people.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, particularly yesterday when some people are claiming that it
was a battle of the brands rather than New Zealanders.
What was it, you know that was the Whippie whippy
whipping mister Whippie versus Cheeky Charlie the four Square guy.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
To those people, I would say, you've got to separate
the art from the artist. Yeah, this is mister Whippie
himself versus the four Square guy. Yeah, and they've both
weighed in on social media on Facebook four Square twice
or Cheeky Charlie aka the four Square guy. I had
no idea he is called Charlie. Neither did mister Whippi
because mister Whippy and Z replied straight off the back
of that said Charlie never heard of it. Off the
(01:56):
back of that, mister whipping Nelson Tasman has applied and said,
what's a Charlie? So I didn't know that there was
such a deep seated beef between four Square, the four
Square guy, a Cheeky Charlie and mister Whippie.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I didn't know that mister Whippie has his own regional.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Spokespeople. That's a great point. Well, I suppose the updates
are regional, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh yeah, I'm going to be in five Mile Bay
at two thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's right. I don't need to know that if I'm
in Bluff. Yeah. True. Actually I didn't think about that
four Square twitsal. I've donated a fear portion of my
paychecks to that four square before. It's a great four square,
that one and Twysle. Yeah, beautiful little spot there, Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
There are a number of occasions, actually only because my
wife lost to wallet and we believed it to be
in the aisles of.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Four Square Twisle, Oh yeah, and four of them. Yeah,
I know, but I still spent an hour in there
looking under every aisle. And then it was a new
hembic Cheeky Charlie. So that one's been going on overnight
and people have been weighing in and took it out.
The four Square Cheeky Charlie has run away with it, unfortunately,
(03:03):
And I thought that there was some you know, some
great feedback coming through online about how the pulling power
that mister Whippy has. I just think that as far
as like being in New Zealand icon goes, Cheeky Charlie
is probably right there, isn't he? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I reckon Frosty Boy would have given uh four square Cheeky.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Charlie a better run potentially, yeah, than mister Whippy. Where
do you get a frosty boy, Frosty boy from.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Stu Boy more from a dairy right situation, rather than.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Would you run from a four square we.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Potentially No, no, no, it's more it's more a dairy
convenience situation and a frosty boy.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, I mean four Square does blow the line between
supermarket and convenience. What is the relation between Cheeky Charlie
and Willy the Waiter because they are very suspiciously similar
looking dudes. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'd like to think that Willy the Waiter, which is
the Wakato draft mascot, he's a bit skinnier, he's a
bit more bogan.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
He's got quite skinny.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Legs, skinny jeans, whereas the four Square guys a bit
more full bodied yep, more big boned, then you're Willy
the Waiter.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I would also say to you that for Cheecky Charlie,
it's a career, whereas for Willy the Waiter, it's definitely
just a job. Yeah, he's just there doing it, you know,
so you can get a paycheck and go and crack
a box. Yeah when he gets home. So unfortunately he
didn't make it in or I suspect he would have
got a lot of regional votes. But Chicky Charlie, yeah,
he goes through into the next round. And now we've
got you another absolute hum danger. It is John too good,
(04:34):
there's Dave Dobbin. Some feelings are going to get hurt
yet again here in the first round. My initial thoughts
and I had this debate in the office, and I
know that people are going to massively disagree with me.
But I personally have never put a Dave Dobbin song
on on purpose. I have heard obviously every key, we
has heard them. People said, well, you'd sing along for
it was on completely agree one hundred percent. I would.
(04:57):
I've never put it on on purpose. How think that?
What's like when people say that they love Elton John,
When was the last time you put an Elton John
song on on purpose? Tiny answer, you've put that on? Yeah?
On purpose? Yeah, absolutely, I have.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
So.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Look I hope I know that people are going to
disagree with Yeah, I know that's a fun money. I
know that people are going to disagree with me, even
hate me for it. I'm okay with it. I think
for me. Dave Dobbin's been knighted, he said, Dobber, Has
(05:34):
John too Good been noted?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, he won't, will he? Do you think? No? I
don't know. It's not the kind of music that the
Queen would appreciate.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, it's not really a queen though, is it. It's
small than government at the time? Is Laxy a bit
of a bogie a bogan?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well, if you believe him that he's a crusader supporter,
he should probably not scribe. But as I suspect he's
actually not a crusader support scribe subscribe.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's he's almost Isn't there another Sirs in the New
Zealand hip hop?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And R and B oh?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
DJ Servia Yeah he was knighted very early. He was.
But I think subscribe has a subscribe sounds like someone
that would have been from like Game of thrones back
the day anyway for you, Dave Dobbin or John Tugant.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I love them both. John two goods of Great New Zealander.
I spent a lot of time with him on the
Brewery tour. Ye with Johnny, but I have to say
it's going to have to be the Dobber for me.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, the Dobbers.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
He's more ingrained in my grow and my childhood and
he's still around.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, And I think my gut tells me this is
going to go. Dave Dobbin, I think he's a bit
more of a national treasure, yeah than John too Good.
Is no disrespect to John to Good, who has my
full support and my vote. I also have probably one
of my most humiliating memories in my working careers, John
toogod And it was we were at the Winter Pierce
(07:06):
down at the Powder keg and Ola Kearney, and so
LAB had just played. There were different times the Winter Pierce. Okay,
so there were different times. There were different times, but
LAB was playing. There was I think Concord Dawn. I
might be confusing years.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh, No, Concord Dawn was year before the year before Anyway,
LAB played.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
This place was packed out This was just when they
were starting to pop off a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I remember talking to Joel, the lead singer, about that event,
and HeCd was terrified that the stack of speakers was
actually going to fall forward and claps on people because we.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Were upstairs and I don't think they realized how many
people were coming. Yeah, and so when people were dancing,
the floor was bouncing as this old wooden hotel. Joel's
grandmother was upstairs. It was weird. Little balcony's just sitting
up there watching the whole gig. It was funny. It
was like a Romeo and Juliet type balcony, wasn't it
Stetler and Waldorf for us? Yeah, that was quite funny. Anyway,
(07:58):
So they play this place is ran. Like we said,
we thought the floor was going to collapse. Then it
was my job, me and Maddy to get up and
introduce John too Good. I don't know why, but he
was dejaying afterwards. We probably got the order around the
wrong way.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
The guy gives us the microphones and he goes I
just so you know, one of them might not work,
but we don't know which one because we mix them up.
So Okay, the vaguest piece of information I've ever been given.
So one of us has got a faulty microphone. Of
course it was me. We get up there, Matt says,
make a bit of noise for Lab, and everyone goes
crazy blah blah blah, and then I was like, who's
(08:32):
ready to see that? Good? My mic didn't work, and
so the only person, because everyone was making so much noise,
the only person who heard that was John too Good,
who was standing right next to me. And then everyone
went dead silent, and he was just like, I'm probably
gonna go take a shit if that's okay, And so
he went off to the toilet, took a ship, took
a shit, and that me and Maddy is standing there
with the microphones in our hands, were we'll be right back.
(08:56):
They played the house music and that's an experience move.
Then on two Goods behalf. It's like, I'm not coming
out until people are rabbit yeah. And as soon as
he came back out, people were going crazy and it
was a massive night. My next memory is eating a
banana with Lab backstage, and then my final memory is
of John Too Good standing in a doorway eating a
peer with a knife. That's all I remember from that night,
(09:17):
and so for me it's John too good. He always
he'll always have a place in my heart. But you
can vote for those on Facebook, on Instagram, go and
check it out and have your say, just quickly, like
a headline that really cut my eye. Sometimes sometimes this
just lands on your lap that's been sent through a
bunch of times as well. Sometimes they write themselves. Health
(09:38):
New Zealand must apologize after a man was circumcised without
his consent.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Now, I've done some bit of research on this, because
I was like, you can't just whip.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
A guy's foriof no as a rule. As a rule,
he I live by that rule.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He misinterpreted the consent for him. That's that was his argument,
because the consent was a circumcision may be required as
a result of this procedure, you do you consent, and
he did.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
He didn't. He didn't realized. He didn't realize.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
He didn't realize that it was going to there was
a high chance that was going to get whipped off. Yeah,
so and it's a bit of confus I think it's
a bit of confusion that's all around this. A guy
didn't a guy didn't get put under to get his eyeball.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Operated on and wake up without a FOURY. Yeah, that's right.
This wasn't appendicid, No he didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He wasn't getting in knee operation waking up without a
foury that was already in the area. Yeah, it was
a four he related operation that I kind of know
the operation.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
He was in his fifties. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Sometimes this can happen where it tightens up and you
need to or there's an infection around there and.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Leave some pressure.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
The easiest way is to get rid of the sleeping
beg lop it off.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What I loved the most about this story was that
if you read further down his complaints. Chief among his
complaints were a significant reduction and love making with his partner.
And I was like, significant, So my man was thrown
down before this.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Is everyone throws down more than they're getting. Let's be honest, Like,
what's more? We were doing it every night.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Mate, Yeah, every night, every other night. He's been married
for thirty years. Is not significant reduction. I was like,
oh wait, my man gets down, God bless him. And
if that is the case, I would have been pretty
frustrated as well. But this I can imagine as a journalist,
would you see this story come across your slow We
(11:37):
got one ring the bell. I'm setting the record for
clicks this week, I guarantee you.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, I bet you. There was a race on who
write the best headline?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, yeah, headline competition. I love that they just went
straight at it. They hid. They hid the headline as well.
Must apologize after a man was circumcised without his consent.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, that's slightly misleading their headline. He did give consent,
he just didn't realize that extent of his consent.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, it didn't just come out of left field. Also,
what's he thrown down with his foruri?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That is reduced his love making? I know, I know
a couple of guys actually in their forties. He got
there for he removed, they planed. I mean, what was
he thrown down with his fury? I mean, there'll be
a period where, sure you're on the bench, you're riding
the pine for a wee while due to the operation.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
So I can understand that period. I would assume also
that there's always a false start when it comes to
this kind of thing where you think you've healed. I reckon,
we'll be right. Ah, we're not or is it his
partner this game? Is that what it looks like. Look,
I don't want to think too much about it, to
be honest, but God bless them, and hopefully he gets
(12:42):
back to putting up those mammoth numbers that he was beforehand.
Yeah thought some press, thought some press. All right, let's
take a quick break when we come back. The Olympics
just keep on giving. So we're going to talk a
little more Olympics for a Tuesday. Another headline lane far
less sensational than the last one. We discussed. The British
press reckon that we won the Olympics. Oh so it's
(13:03):
the headlines and a lot of the papers over there
they reckon. Athletes from New Zealand logged an impressive Hall
of twenty medals at Paris twenty twenty four despite having
a population of just over five million. I didn't know
we were over five meal. Their rate of one medal
per two hundred and eighty five thousand people is the
best among nations to win, at least for the summer.
That is a great qualifier. Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I mean, look, I criticized Australia for saying that they
are the greater They claim to be the greatest Olympic
nation due to their per capita in the top ten.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
That's what they claim was because we're eleven, Yes, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, well but let's remember all of their golds have
been wiped out by raygun. That's right, So they are,
they're way down the table now.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And then we've been talking about it since Saint Lucia
won that gold, that we've been sitting in fourth. Yes,
because Dominica's above us Saint Lucia. There's one other whose
name escapes me, but I'm sure I'll be fact checked on.
And then we were like, yeah, but we're never going
to catch like Dominica. They only got seventy five thousand people,
so you're never going to catch them. Nah. So I
love the qualifier of four or more golds? Is it
(14:04):
four more medals or golds? Is it just metals? Either way?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Look, I think we should be extremely proud. I mean,
sitting eleventh. You go through that medal table and look
at some of the countries from eleven to sixty.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
And there is some heavy hitters in there. I mean,
we fired some strays at India for being underrepresented in
the medal tally. They did not win a gold. They
won I think it was one medal per four hundred
and sixty eight million people in that country.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
They'll be angry that Pakistan want a gold in the JV. Yes, yeah,
so angry. You look at the javelin program in India
and look out in La.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah. Also while we're firing strays. Nigeria sixth highest population
in the world, they were way down the bottom of
the medal tally as well. And we did Canada.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, we did Canada, So I reckon, Look, it's pretty
amazing for such a small country.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I know.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And we always we always hang on about it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
The debate comes up around funding all the time while
we're funding sports. This is why we do it. Yeah,
this is why we do it.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And compared to other countries, our funding is minuscule, oh tiny,
to Australia in particular.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, oh definitely. I think even because we don't pay
our athletes when they when they win a thing. Oh,
Sean Johnson's going to pay them, apparently, is he? When
they come back? Sweet, it's going to give them a
grand But then they have to go on as podcast,
so it's like, what are you actually paying for? He
was give you a thousand on the podcast. I think
(15:33):
that Serbia get like three hundred thousand dollars if they
win a gold medal, and I just think that, yeah,
you're right, this is exactly why we do it. Yeah,
so that once every four years we could just be
we can cry about it, remember us. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And also the next two Olympics they are rippers as well,
because we've got La. So look that's just one flight
from here and we've got severe air lines going in it.
Not often that we have an Olympics in which you
can jump on a plane and land at the destination.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
So La. Then we've got Brizzie.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Now, now Brizzy if you think swimming in the Seine
was dangerous and Brizzy they've got fucking bull sharks in there.
Like everyone talks about the sharks and the scene river
this myth. Yeah, there's no myth in Brizzy. There's fucking bull.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Sharks in there.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Surely they're not they're not going to do the trithlon
in the fucking brown snake out.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The records are going to be broken, people are going
to go down. Yeah, it'd be exciting. I'd rather watch
that than fucking swimming past the cafe into a upstream,
you know, in a river of poos. I'd like to
get a little sharkgun.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
So yeah, I that Ossie one is going to be immense.
I reckon, I reckon. Ozzy will do a great job.
Americans will do a great job. So we're in for
eight years of If they're going to anything like the
Paris One, it's going to be amazing.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I love the juxtaposition of the closing ceremony because then
obviously they pass over to the next host. So Paris, France,
they were doing their avant garde bullshit. You know, it
was all fucking weird, real art scene blah blah blah.
They was so all of themselves in this, but it
was quite so French. It was so French. And then
(17:06):
in comes Tom Cruise to dive off the top of
the thing, ride a motorbike about fifteen meters to pick
up the fucking thing. It was just like it was
the most USA thing of all time. Did they play
Milkauck Yeah, Red Hot Chili, Pepper's blasting, then Snoop Dogg
and Billie Eilish. For some reason, it should have it
should have been Team America.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
They would have been and get the whole crowd to
go fuck yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So that's going to be in LA And there's a
bunch of articles going around at the moment of all
of the sports that will and won't be included. Obviously
off the back of Ygun, everybody's clicking on the headline
that breakdancing's not going to be included. I think that
was decided before it was. She did that.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
She did put the name on the coffins should have.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Cricket is going to be at the twenty twenty eight
Olympic Games.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Excellent t twenties, excellent news for India.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yes, it's not going to help them in the per
capita no, make it gold. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to
have to be another one of these tournaments that starts
like the football and the sevens before the opening ceremony.
Crecket tournament is going to take No.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
No, they can complete the teaching the World Cup in
two weeks. Remember they did it in the Caribbean. And
I'll have less nations too. I imagine they won't have
as many as they had in the Cricket World Cup.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Maybe they'll be a qualifier. Yeah, that'll be another That'll
be another brilliant one opportunity for us to win as well.
But I wonder if if the control the power of
Indian cricket. Well, but heads will be at odds with
the International Olympic Committee.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh please put the Olympics on at the same time
as the IPL Oh yeah, and then watch for the
dick swinging comp Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
This, I'm not going to give a shit. As I said,
the breakdancing won't be in there. Baseball is going to
be in the Olympics, makes sense. I don't know who
they're going to play against, Japan, Japan, Cuba. I know
we've got a baseball team, but yeah, I feel like
basically Japan Cuba, we.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Should we scrap our base our softball program now and
just do baseball.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh I think softball might be back in as well.
Someone will fact check me on that. And flag football
is going to be in there. So this is the
NFL version of like Rapper Rapper, Yeah, exactly Again, who
else plays that outside of America? Yeah? This is I mean,
I guess you're the host nation. Yeah, put on whatever
(19:23):
you want. What was he put forward? Do they put
the two up? Yeah? Two up? Probably a fl Ossie
rules will be the go. Literally no one in the world.
Ireland's at Ireland.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
The Gaelic football they have the Island.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Crossover thing, but yeah, I think that'll be quite interesting.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And then all rugby league. That just put rugby league
in there.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Sure, but we might beat them. They might have to
go the AFL route. Boxing could be out, they haven't
confirmed yet, but they haven't confirmed that it will be
in there. I think the International Olympic Committee and all
of the various different boxing federations are odds. Yes, so
that's why that hasn't been lock then yet. And squashes
back in as well. I don't even realize it wasn't there. Yeah,
(20:05):
we need squash, We need squash. Joel King, Paul Cole. Yeah,
they'll be right up there, and just while we're on
the Olympics as well. A couple more stories have come
out about it. The blog took us up on our
offer of instead of the speed climbing, you should just
have to climb up the Eiffel Tower. Oh yeah, he
did it. He gave it a go. A guy had
a crack at it and so they shut down the
(20:26):
whole thing. And it's quite a quite a big, little
big little area down there. You've got to go through
security screening to get to the base of the Eiffel
Tower these days. Yeah, how did he do that?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
It's all surrounded by massive walls.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Now it's like, yeah, well he's obviously checked through there
with a chalkback and then started climbing it. They shut
the whole area down because obviously who knows what that
guy's up to. And then apparently when he got arrested,
he said, but hot, isn't it. It's most British shit
of all time trying to climb the Eiffel Tower. And
just finally, apparently we were talking about Hamish Kurr and
(20:59):
that they were going to have the Apparently it was
his opponent that was asked, would you like to split
the gold medal and he said no, We're going to
have a jump off, and how mus Cure turned around
and said have this that and beat him.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
So why did he get the choice of not Amish Cure.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't know. I don't know. I wonder if it
was something to do with did he call it? They
both got, oh, well let's just take the windown of
that young then all right? Motorgames, Motor Games. I read
that this morning sating his opponent was USD. Anyway, there's
an article in the Herald right now saying that Formula
one should be at the next Olympics, and I thought, fuck,
(21:35):
it's Tuesday, let's argue about motor games, all right? Stick
it in, yeah, stick it in.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
It's a bit more rock and roll, like You've got
NBA players in there, You've got the Dream Team.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Stuck it in there.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
It's got a Netflix docker.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
About it, so it deserves to be there. Well, I said,
a lot of murderers would be my counterpoint. Wow, we could.
That's it's a year. If you're in America, it's just
do that. Maybe a a CSI.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
So you've got a murder scene and each country comes
in with their own CSI team and then everything they
all start.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
With who are you? And they've got an hour to
solve the murder and yeah, and Horatio Caine will be
the judge of whether you've done it right or not.
And he just steers at the looks away at the
camera the whole time. I feel like your one's probably
but too involved. And how would you do it? Would
be one race? Yeah, yeah, absolutely would be one race.
I just sort of think my test at least is
(22:30):
if you showed it to the ancient Greeks, would they
understand what was going on?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
They're just they're just souped up chariots.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, I suppose. I suppose. No, I don't think. I
don't think you should be in the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
I don't think for I don't think Formula one would
want to be and they would.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I think they'd be like, they'd want to be the
right thing. All right, Just before we take a quick
air break and get to yours, please, I would like
to introduce another NRL scandal. Have we got the NRL
scandal alert? No, that'll do, though, that'll do. That'll do.
We've got a massive NRL scandal. Latrelle Mitchell is allegedly
(23:09):
been photographed with a white substance on a countertop. I
don't know. I have you seen the naamage that's come out.
I'm sure whitewash investigations will be all over this. I've
seen the photo in various different threads. It's not clear
what the or that there even is a white substance there.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Has it been clarified that he wasn't needing dough? You know,
because you need lots of flour on a bench to
do that.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Was he doing that? Well? Someone mentioned that I think
it was personal laundry powder was actually fifty percent off
at his local supermarket. Right, did they know that he
hasn't gone and purchased that. Maybe he's purchased in bulk
and he's divvying it up for you know, his family.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh right, okay, so yeah, you just divvy it up
into two small lines, small little ziploc bags, yes, and
then you give it out to your friends and family.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Someone else mentioned that crediting the easiest way for that
to be absorbed in the bloodstream is a fewer to
snort it. So perhaps it's some sort of supplement. He's
out injured at the moment. This could be part of
his rehab.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Maybe he was doing a tequila hardman.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
He could have been doing it where he's snorting, snort
the salt, snorting the seats the lemon and the eye
and then do the tequila. Yes. Perhaps someone else mentioned
that he usually wears glasses and perhaps he could have
been writing down his Keno numbers, and because he didn't
have his glasses, he needed his head to be closer
to the table. Right, all I'm saying is people are
so quick to jump to conclusions they don't know what's
(24:32):
actually going on. And you know, that could have been
absolutely anything. I mean, look, if the last couple of
years or anything to go off, that could have been plaster. Yeah.
What is there a shield anywhere near him? Is there
a shield? There a trophy of any description? Where is
the ran Philly shield right now? Yeah? How do we
know that the table he was on hadn't been broken
and then repaired by a substandard tradesman? Yes, who'd lift
(24:53):
powder all over the thing and lines? God knows how
many times have you tried to open up a RaRo
pack and the whole thing's gone and it's all in
your faces, all over the bloody Yeah. What he's supposed.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
To do the best thing to do with that, And
this is my experience is you rack them up into
lines and then get a bag and just scoop them
into the bag.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's exactly it. So look, I don't know what that
thing is. I will say, if you've seen the picture,
you will know that the only crime that's been committed
there is he's on the Red Cruisers. I know Littrell.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, he's my favorite NRL player littreell. But now now
he's drinking the Red Cruises.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
And also in the photo is one of the twins
from the Matrix, you know, those blonde dreadlock Oh yes,
so its yeah. There's someone some sort of day walker
in that photo. The other thing is who's taking these photos?
You know, if I'm sitting there scribbling down my Kenot
numbers and someone takes a photo of me, that could
get misconstrued for anything on social media these days. The
(25:51):
real crime there, aside from obviously the Red Cruisers, was
the phones. Yeah, put the phones away. Agreed, the put
the fucking phones away. All right, Let's take one quick
break and we'll come back with yours please.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
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Speaker 1 (26:12):
MAT's on a quick one today. First call of yours please.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Oh yeah, that is hands down my favorite yours please
for the entire year. If we're going to do an
awards ceremony at the end of the year, just hands down,
(26:40):
that's number one so far from me, just completely pointless.
Where were they playing that that they wanted to hit
the record it's so good and then just finishing it with.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
The shout out to that guy another caller here, yours please, Yeah,
and I are.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Here from West Upland I'm just thoroughly enjoying the number
of times as you double down on this Elesse Andrews
and the Omnium Malachy really looking forward to the fact
chick's coming into just really sit you straight.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, look, I had I did have to look into that.
Elise Andrews did not win the Omnium. She won the breakdancing.
That's who won the breakdancing. Everything she all of them. Yeah,
I thought it was a bike thing. Wasn't related to
that at all. Thank you to that one. There. There's
just so many in the bike.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I don't understand them that the care and the omnium,
the again, the suit, the team, the sprint.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
The sprint is what it was. It was and I
knew that obviously. One more call here.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I listened to the acc cut through the bullshit of
mainstream sports media. But you like them have fallen for it,
this whole Reagun debacle. She knew exactly what she was doing.
Thirty six PhD. A few laps around the sun. Smart cookie,
she said to herself. I do bore them dancing. I
can jump around on a pad for a bit. I
want to free ride to the Olympics, experience the village.
(27:59):
We all are the same. Fourteen people in all of
Oceania attempted to qualify for the Olympics. She knew it,
she nwed it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I feel like more in the chamber. Yeah he did.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
He's still going. I've even falling for it. I genuinely,
I genuinely think she thinks she's quite good.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
If if it's a bit, because when I initially saw it,
I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
She She competed in an international B girl competition and
came sixty third. What before this, Yes, and then she
and then missed out on qualification and then did Oceania
and there was thirteen people in it and she won
that Like.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You don't that you know that's it's a long game.
It's a long game.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
If you know your ship and you want to get
a free ride to the Olympics, it could.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Be the greatest long con of all time. She was
did you see her celebrating, Yeah, with the with the
team at the end, the Australian Olympic team when they
were heading off to the medal ceremony. She's getting down there,
She's getting down Didy bit. I reckon. You know when
they interviewed the Beatles and they said Ringo is not
even the best drummer in the band. Yeah, I reckon,
(29:08):
she might not even be the best breakdou's in the
Australian Olympic team. I don't know, like Paddy Mills or
someone could probably talk. Probably a gymnast you could throw down.
Oh that's a great point, that dude. That was a
meme at the start of the Olympics. Who with the
glasses he couldn't see shiit the American dude, he could
have had a bit of job than that. Look. I
feel like overnight A reflected on it. I felt like
(29:29):
I went too hard on Reygun yesterday.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Did you see clay Gun Clayton's will I did see
clay Gun. Yeah, that's my highlight. That's my highlight meme
out of that. Hopefully that's the full stop on it all.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, I think so as well. We can put the
Olympics to be all right. That'll do us for today.
A Tuesday edition of the Agenda podcast, We're Back. We
will be back tomorrow for a half back sports idea
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Tend to grow legs around here, the old export olders,
Yeah they do.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I mean, look to be fair, I did give quite
a few to the gold Sport guys to they are
two weeks of overnight punishment. But I unfortunately told them
where the key was to the beer fridge. And so
that's where my suspicions have been.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Peaked as like where does it keep on going? Yeah,
we do change the hiding spot of the key in
the studio. We do. But I would say if you were,
you know, degenerate enough, you'd be able to find it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh yeah, just look for any object within a meta
radius of the fridge and lifted up.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, and you'll veriably find the key. It's like the
house key that you always hide. Yeah, it's always exactly
where you think it is. In the in the gum
boot that's in the pop plant in the gun boot
underneath the doormat every single time. But yeah, I think
I think this great New Zealander's debate has really kicked
off on social media overnight. I think we've started. I
(01:16):
think we've started really tapping into some source spots for people.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, particularly yesterday when some people are claiming that it
was a battle of the brands rather than New Zealanders.
What was it, you know that was the Whippie whippy
whipping mister Whippie versus Cheeky Charlie the four Square guy.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
To those people, I would say, you've got to separate
the art from the artist. Yeah, this is mister Whippie
himself versus the four Square guy. Yeah, and they've both
weighed in on social media on Facebook four Square twice
or Cheeky Charlie aka the four Square guy. I had
no idea he is called Charlie. Neither did mister Whippi
because mister Whippy and Z replied straight off the back
of that said Charlie never heard of it. Off the
(01:56):
back of that, mister whipping Nelson Tasman has applied and said,
what's a Charlie? So I didn't know that there was
such a deep seated beef between four Square, the four
Square guy, a Cheeky Charlie and mister Whippie.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I didn't know that mister Whippie has his own regional.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Spokespeople. That's a great point. Well, I suppose the updates
are regional, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh yeah, I'm going to be in five Mile Bay
at two thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's right. I don't need to know that if I'm
in Bluff. Yeah. True. Actually I didn't think about that
four Square twitsal. I've donated a fear portion of my
paychecks to that four square before. It's a great four square,
that one and Twysle. Yeah, beautiful little spot there, Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
There are a number of occasions, actually only because my
wife lost to wallet and we believed it to be
in the aisles of.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Four Square Twisle, Oh yeah, and four of them. Yeah,
I know, but I still spent an hour in there
looking under every aisle. And then it was a new
hembic Cheeky Charlie. So that one's been going on overnight
and people have been weighing in and took it out.
The four Square Cheeky Charlie has run away with it, unfortunately,
(03:03):
And I thought that there was some you know, some
great feedback coming through online about how the pulling power
that mister Whippy has. I just think that as far
as like being in New Zealand icon goes, Cheeky Charlie
is probably right there, isn't he? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I reckon Frosty Boy would have given uh four square Cheeky.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Charlie a better run potentially, yeah, than mister Whippy. Where
do you get a frosty boy, Frosty boy from.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Stu Boy more from a dairy right situation, rather than.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Would you run from a four square we.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Potentially No, no, no, it's more it's more a dairy
convenience situation and a frosty boy.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, I mean four Square does blow the line between
supermarket and convenience. What is the relation between Cheeky Charlie
and Willy the Waiter because they are very suspiciously similar
looking dudes. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'd like to think that Willy the Waiter, which is
the Wakato draft mascot, he's a bit skinnier, he's a
bit more bogan.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
He's got quite skinny.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Legs, skinny jeans, whereas the four Square guys a bit
more full bodied yep, more big boned, then you're Willy
the Waiter.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I would also say to you that for Cheecky Charlie,
it's a career, whereas for Willy the Waiter, it's definitely
just a job. Yeah, he's just there doing it, you know,
so you can get a paycheck and go and crack
a box. Yeah when he gets home. So unfortunately he
didn't make it in or I suspect he would have
got a lot of regional votes. But Chicky Charlie, yeah,
he goes through into the next round. And now we've
got you another absolute hum danger. It is John too good,
(04:34):
there's Dave Dobbin. Some feelings are going to get hurt
yet again here in the first round. My initial thoughts
and I had this debate in the office, and I
know that people are going to massively disagree with me.
But I personally have never put a Dave Dobbin song
on on purpose. I have heard obviously every key, we
has heard them. People said, well, you'd sing along for
it was on completely agree one hundred percent. I would.
(04:57):
I've never put it on on purpose. How think that?
What's like when people say that they love Elton John,
When was the last time you put an Elton John
song on on purpose? Tiny answer, you've put that on? Yeah?
On purpose? Yeah, absolutely, I have.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
So.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Look I hope I know that people are going to
disagree with Yeah, I know that's a fun money. I
know that people are going to disagree with me, even
hate me for it. I'm okay with it. I think
for me. Dave Dobbin's been knighted, he said, Dobber, Has
(05:34):
John too Good been noted?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, he won't, will he? Do you think? No? I
don't know. It's not the kind of music that the
Queen would appreciate.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, it's not really a queen though, is it. It's
small than government at the time? Is Laxy a bit
of a bogie a bogan?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well, if you believe him that he's a crusader supporter,
he should probably not scribe. But as I suspect he's
actually not a crusader support scribe subscribe.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's he's almost Isn't there another Sirs in the New
Zealand hip hop?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And R and B oh?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
DJ Servia Yeah he was knighted very early. He was.
But I think subscribe has a subscribe sounds like someone
that would have been from like Game of thrones back
the day anyway for you, Dave Dobbin or John Tugant.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I love them both. John two goods of Great New Zealander.
I spent a lot of time with him on the
Brewery tour. Ye with Johnny, but I have to say
it's going to have to be the Dobber for me.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, the Dobbers.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
He's more ingrained in my grow and my childhood and
he's still around.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, And I think my gut tells me this is
going to go. Dave Dobbin, I think he's a bit
more of a national treasure, yeah than John too Good.
Is no disrespect to John to Good, who has my
full support and my vote. I also have probably one
of my most humiliating memories in my working careers, John
toogod And it was we were at the Winter Pierce
(07:06):
down at the Powder keg and Ola Kearney, and so
LAB had just played. There were different times the Winter Pierce. Okay,
so there were different times. There were different times, but
LAB was playing. There was I think Concord Dawn. I
might be confusing years.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh, No, Concord Dawn was year before the year before Anyway,
LAB played.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
This place was packed out This was just when they
were starting to pop off a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I remember talking to Joel, the lead singer, about that event,
and HeCd was terrified that the stack of speakers was
actually going to fall forward and claps on people because we.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Were upstairs and I don't think they realized how many
people were coming. Yeah, and so when people were dancing,
the floor was bouncing as this old wooden hotel. Joel's
grandmother was upstairs. It was weird. Little balcony's just sitting
up there watching the whole gig. It was funny. It
was like a Romeo and Juliet type balcony, wasn't it
Stetler and Waldorf for us? Yeah, that was quite funny. Anyway,
(07:58):
So they play this place is ran. Like we said,
we thought the floor was going to collapse. Then it
was my job, me and Maddy to get up and
introduce John too Good. I don't know why, but he
was dejaying afterwards. We probably got the order around the
wrong way.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
The guy gives us the microphones and he goes I
just so you know, one of them might not work,
but we don't know which one because we mix them up.
So Okay, the vaguest piece of information I've ever been given.
So one of us has got a faulty microphone. Of
course it was me. We get up there, Matt says,
make a bit of noise for Lab, and everyone goes
crazy blah blah blah, and then I was like, who's
(08:32):
ready to see that? Good? My mic didn't work, and
so the only person, because everyone was making so much noise,
the only person who heard that was John too Good,
who was standing right next to me. And then everyone
went dead silent, and he was just like, I'm probably
gonna go take a shit if that's okay, And so
he went off to the toilet, took a ship, took
a shit, and that me and Maddy is standing there
with the microphones in our hands, were we'll be right back.
(08:56):
They played the house music and that's an experience move.
Then on two Goods behalf. It's like, I'm not coming
out until people are rabbit yeah. And as soon as
he came back out, people were going crazy and it
was a massive night. My next memory is eating a
banana with Lab backstage, and then my final memory is
of John Too Good standing in a doorway eating a
peer with a knife. That's all I remember from that night,
(09:17):
and so for me it's John too good. He always
he'll always have a place in my heart. But you
can vote for those on Facebook, on Instagram, go and
check it out and have your say, just quickly, like
a headline that really cut my eye. Sometimes sometimes this
just lands on your lap that's been sent through a
bunch of times as well. Sometimes they write themselves. Health
(09:38):
New Zealand must apologize after a man was circumcised without
his consent.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Now, I've done some bit of research on this, because
I was like, you can't just whip.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
A guy's foriof no as a rule. As a rule,
he I live by that rule.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He misinterpreted the consent for him. That's that was his argument,
because the consent was a circumcision may be required as
a result of this procedure, you do you consent, and
he did.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
He didn't. He didn't realized. He didn't realize.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
He didn't realize that it was going to there was
a high chance that was going to get whipped off. Yeah,
so and it's a bit of confus I think it's
a bit of confusion that's all around this. A guy
didn't a guy didn't get put under to get his eyeball.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Operated on and wake up without a FOURY. Yeah, that's right.
This wasn't appendicid, No he didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He wasn't getting in knee operation waking up without a
foury that was already in the area. Yeah, it was
a four he related operation that I kind of know
the operation.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
He was in his fifties. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Sometimes this can happen where it tightens up and you
need to or there's an infection around there and.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Leave some pressure.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
The easiest way is to get rid of the sleeping
beg lop it off.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What I loved the most about this story was that
if you read further down his complaints. Chief among his
complaints were a significant reduction and love making with his partner.
And I was like, significant, So my man was thrown
down before this.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Is everyone throws down more than they're getting. Let's be honest, Like,
what's more? We were doing it every night.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Mate, Yeah, every night, every other night. He's been married
for thirty years. Is not significant reduction. I was like,
oh wait, my man gets down, God bless him. And
if that is the case, I would have been pretty
frustrated as well. But this I can imagine as a journalist,
would you see this story come across your slow We
(11:37):
got one ring the bell. I'm setting the record for
clicks this week, I guarantee you.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, I bet you. There was a race on who
write the best headline?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, yeah, headline competition. I love that they just went
straight at it. They hid. They hid the headline as well.
Must apologize after a man was circumcised without his consent.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, that's slightly misleading their headline. He did give consent,
he just didn't realize that extent of his consent.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, it didn't just come out of left field. Also,
what's he thrown down with his foruri?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That is reduced his love making? I know, I know
a couple of guys actually in their forties. He got
there for he removed, they planed. I mean, what was
he thrown down with his fury? I mean, there'll be
a period where, sure you're on the bench, you're riding
the pine for a wee while due to the operation.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
So I can understand that period. I would assume also
that there's always a false start when it comes to
this kind of thing where you think you've healed. I reckon,
we'll be right. Ah, we're not or is it his
partner this game? Is that what it looks like. Look,
I don't want to think too much about it, to
be honest, but God bless them, and hopefully he gets
(12:42):
back to putting up those mammoth numbers that he was beforehand.
Yeah thought some press, thought some press. All right, let's
take a quick break when we come back. The Olympics
just keep on giving. So we're going to talk a
little more Olympics for a Tuesday. Another headline lane far
less sensational than the last one. We discussed. The British
press reckon that we won the Olympics. Oh so it's
(13:03):
the headlines and a lot of the papers over there
they reckon. Athletes from New Zealand logged an impressive Hall
of twenty medals at Paris twenty twenty four despite having
a population of just over five million. I didn't know
we were over five meal. Their rate of one medal
per two hundred and eighty five thousand people is the
best among nations to win, at least for the summer.
That is a great qualifier. Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I mean, look, I criticized Australia for saying that they
are the greater They claim to be the greatest Olympic
nation due to their per capita in the top ten.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
That's what they claim was because we're eleven, Yes, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, well but let's remember all of their golds have
been wiped out by raygun. That's right, So they are,
they're way down the table now.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And then we've been talking about it since Saint Lucia
won that gold, that we've been sitting in fourth. Yes,
because Dominica's above us Saint Lucia. There's one other whose
name escapes me, but I'm sure I'll be fact checked on.
And then we were like, yeah, but we're never going
to catch like Dominica. They only got seventy five thousand people,
so you're never going to catch them. Nah. So I
love the qualifier of four or more golds? Is it
(14:04):
four more medals or golds? Is it just metals? Either way?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Look, I think we should be extremely proud. I mean,
sitting eleventh. You go through that medal table and look
at some of the countries from eleven to sixty.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
And there is some heavy hitters in there. I mean,
we fired some strays at India for being underrepresented in
the medal tally. They did not win a gold. They
won I think it was one medal per four hundred
and sixty eight million people in that country.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
They'll be angry that Pakistan want a gold in the JV. Yes, yeah,
so angry. You look at the javelin program in India
and look out in La.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah. Also while we're firing strays. Nigeria sixth highest population
in the world, they were way down the bottom of
the medal tally as well. And we did Canada.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, we did Canada, So I reckon, Look, it's pretty
amazing for such a small country.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I know.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And we always we always hang on about it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
The debate comes up around funding all the time while
we're funding sports. This is why we do it. Yeah,
this is why we do it.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And compared to other countries, our funding is minuscule, oh tiny,
to Australia in particular.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, oh definitely. I think even because we don't pay
our athletes when they when they win a thing. Oh,
Sean Johnson's going to pay them, apparently, is he? When
they come back? Sweet, it's going to give them a
grand But then they have to go on as podcast,
so it's like, what are you actually paying for? He
was give you a thousand on the podcast. I think
(15:33):
that Serbia get like three hundred thousand dollars if they
win a gold medal, and I just think that, yeah,
you're right, this is exactly why we do it. Yeah,
so that once every four years we could just be
we can cry about it, remember us. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And also the next two Olympics they are rippers as well,
because we've got La. So look that's just one flight
from here and we've got severe air lines going in it.
Not often that we have an Olympics in which you
can jump on a plane and land at the destination.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
So La. Then we've got Brizzie.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Now, now Brizzy if you think swimming in the Seine
was dangerous and Brizzy they've got fucking bull sharks in there.
Like everyone talks about the sharks and the scene river
this myth. Yeah, there's no myth in Brizzy. There's fucking bull.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Sharks in there.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Surely they're not they're not going to do the trithlon
in the fucking brown snake out.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The records are going to be broken, people are going
to go down. Yeah, it'd be exciting. I'd rather watch
that than fucking swimming past the cafe into a upstream,
you know, in a river of poos. I'd like to
get a little sharkgun.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
So yeah, I that Ossie one is going to be immense.
I reckon, I reckon. Ozzy will do a great job.
Americans will do a great job. So we're in for
eight years of If they're going to anything like the
Paris One, it's going to be amazing.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I love the juxtaposition of the closing ceremony because then
obviously they pass over to the next host. So Paris, France,
they were doing their avant garde bullshit. You know, it
was all fucking weird, real art scene blah blah blah.
They was so all of themselves in this, but it
was quite so French. It was so French. And then
(17:06):
in comes Tom Cruise to dive off the top of
the thing, ride a motorbike about fifteen meters to pick
up the fucking thing. It was just like it was
the most USA thing of all time. Did they play
Milkauck Yeah, Red Hot Chili, Pepper's blasting, then Snoop Dogg
and Billie Eilish. For some reason, it should have it
should have been Team America.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
They would have been and get the whole crowd to
go fuck yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So that's going to be in LA And there's a
bunch of articles going around at the moment of all
of the sports that will and won't be included. Obviously
off the back of Ygun, everybody's clicking on the headline
that breakdancing's not going to be included. I think that
was decided before it was. She did that.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
She did put the name on the coffins should have.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Cricket is going to be at the twenty twenty eight
Olympic Games.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Excellent t twenties, excellent news for India.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yes, it's not going to help them in the per
capita no, make it gold. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to
have to be another one of these tournaments that starts
like the football and the sevens before the opening ceremony.
Crecket tournament is going to take No.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
No, they can complete the teaching the World Cup in
two weeks. Remember they did it in the Caribbean. And
I'll have less nations too. I imagine they won't have
as many as they had in the Cricket World Cup.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Maybe they'll be a qualifier. Yeah, that'll be another That'll
be another brilliant one opportunity for us to win as well.
But I wonder if if the control the power of
Indian cricket. Well, but heads will be at odds with
the International Olympic Committee.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh please put the Olympics on at the same time
as the IPL Oh yeah, and then watch for the
dick swinging comp Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
This, I'm not going to give a shit. As I said,
the breakdancing won't be in there. Baseball is going to
be in the Olympics, makes sense. I don't know who
they're going to play against, Japan, Japan, Cuba. I know
we've got a baseball team, but yeah, I feel like
basically Japan Cuba, we.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Should we scrap our base our softball program now and
just do baseball.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh I think softball might be back in as well.
Someone will fact check me on that. And flag football
is going to be in there. So this is the
NFL version of like Rapper Rapper, Yeah, exactly Again, who
else plays that outside of America? Yeah? This is I mean,
I guess you're the host nation. Yeah, put on whatever
(19:23):
you want. What was he put forward? Do they put
the two up? Yeah? Two up? Probably a fl Ossie
rules will be the go. Literally no one in the world.
Ireland's at Ireland.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
The Gaelic football they have the Island.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Crossover thing, but yeah, I think that'll be quite interesting.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And then all rugby league. That just put rugby league
in there.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Sure, but we might beat them. They might have to
go the AFL route. Boxing could be out, they haven't
confirmed yet, but they haven't confirmed that it will be
in there. I think the International Olympic Committee and all
of the various different boxing federations are odds. Yes, so
that's why that hasn't been lock then yet. And squashes
back in as well. I don't even realize it wasn't there. Yeah,
(20:05):
we need squash, We need squash. Joel King, Paul Cole. Yeah,
they'll be right up there, and just while we're on
the Olympics as well. A couple more stories have come
out about it. The blog took us up on our
offer of instead of the speed climbing, you should just
have to climb up the Eiffel Tower. Oh yeah, he
did it. He gave it a go. A guy had
a crack at it and so they shut down the
(20:26):
whole thing. And it's quite a quite a big, little
big little area down there. You've got to go through
security screening to get to the base of the Eiffel
Tower these days. Yeah, how did he do that?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
It's all surrounded by massive walls.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Now it's like, yeah, well he's obviously checked through there
with a chalkback and then started climbing it. They shut
the whole area down because obviously who knows what that
guy's up to. And then apparently when he got arrested,
he said, but hot, isn't it. It's most British shit
of all time trying to climb the Eiffel Tower. And
just finally, apparently we were talking about Hamish Kurr and
(20:59):
that they were going to have the Apparently it was
his opponent that was asked, would you like to split
the gold medal and he said no, We're going to
have a jump off, and how mus Cure turned around
and said have this that and beat him.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
So why did he get the choice of not Amish Cure.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't know. I don't know. I wonder if it
was something to do with did he call it? They
both got, oh, well let's just take the windown of
that young then all right? Motorgames, Motor Games. I read
that this morning sating his opponent was USD. Anyway, there's
an article in the Herald right now saying that Formula
one should be at the next Olympics, and I thought, fuck,
(21:35):
it's Tuesday, let's argue about motor games, all right? Stick
it in, yeah, stick it in.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
It's a bit more rock and roll, like You've got
NBA players in there, You've got the Dream Team.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Stuck it in there.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
It's got a Netflix docker.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
About it, so it deserves to be there. Well, I said,
a lot of murderers would be my counterpoint. Wow, we could.
That's it's a year. If you're in America, it's just
do that. Maybe a a CSI.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
So you've got a murder scene and each country comes
in with their own CSI team and then everything they
all start.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
With who are you? And they've got an hour to
solve the murder and yeah, and Horatio Caine will be
the judge of whether you've done it right or not.
And he just steers at the looks away at the
camera the whole time. I feel like your one's probably
but too involved. And how would you do it? Would
be one race? Yeah, yeah, absolutely would be one race.
I just sort of think my test at least is
(22:30):
if you showed it to the ancient Greeks, would they
understand what was going on?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
They're just they're just souped up chariots.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, I suppose. I suppose. No, I don't think. I
don't think you should be in the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
I don't think for I don't think Formula one would
want to be and they would.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I think they'd be like, they'd want to be the
right thing. All right, Just before we take a quick
air break and get to yours, please, I would like
to introduce another NRL scandal. Have we got the NRL
scandal alert? No, that'll do, though, that'll do. That'll do.
We've got a massive NRL scandal. Latrelle Mitchell is allegedly
(23:09):
been photographed with a white substance on a countertop. I
don't know. I have you seen the naamage that's come out.
I'm sure whitewash investigations will be all over this. I've
seen the photo in various different threads. It's not clear
what the or that there even is a white substance there.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Has it been clarified that he wasn't needing dough? You know,
because you need lots of flour on a bench to
do that.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Was he doing that? Well? Someone mentioned that I think
it was personal laundry powder was actually fifty percent off
at his local supermarket. Right, did they know that he
hasn't gone and purchased that. Maybe he's purchased in bulk
and he's divvying it up for you know, his family.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh right, okay, so yeah, you just divvy it up
into two small lines, small little ziploc bags, yes, and
then you give it out to your friends and family.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Someone else mentioned that crediting the easiest way for that
to be absorbed in the bloodstream is a fewer to
snort it. So perhaps it's some sort of supplement. He's
out injured at the moment. This could be part of
his rehab.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Maybe he was doing a tequila hardman.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
He could have been doing it where he's snorting, snort
the salt, snorting the seats the lemon and the eye
and then do the tequila. Yes. Perhaps someone else mentioned
that he usually wears glasses and perhaps he could have
been writing down his Keno numbers, and because he didn't
have his glasses, he needed his head to be closer
to the table. Right, all I'm saying is people are
so quick to jump to conclusions they don't know what's
(24:32):
actually going on. And you know, that could have been
absolutely anything. I mean, look, if the last couple of
years or anything to go off, that could have been plaster. Yeah.
What is there a shield anywhere near him? Is there
a shield? There a trophy of any description? Where is
the ran Philly shield right now? Yeah? How do we
know that the table he was on hadn't been broken
and then repaired by a substandard tradesman? Yes, who'd lift
(24:53):
powder all over the thing and lines? God knows how
many times have you tried to open up a RaRo
pack and the whole thing's gone and it's all in
your faces, all over the bloody Yeah. What he's supposed.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
To do the best thing to do with that, And
this is my experience is you rack them up into
lines and then get a bag and just scoop them
into the bag.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's exactly it. So look, I don't know what that
thing is. I will say, if you've seen the picture,
you will know that the only crime that's been committed
there is he's on the Red Cruisers. I know Littrell.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, he's my favorite NRL player littreell. But now now
he's drinking the Red Cruises.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
And also in the photo is one of the twins
from the Matrix, you know, those blonde dreadlock Oh yes,
so its yeah. There's someone some sort of day walker
in that photo. The other thing is who's taking these photos?
You know, if I'm sitting there scribbling down my Kenot
numbers and someone takes a photo of me, that could
get misconstrued for anything on social media these days. The
(25:51):
real crime there, aside from obviously the Red Cruisers, was
the phones. Yeah, put the phones away. Agreed, the put
the fucking phones away. All right, Let's take one quick
break and we'll come back with yours please.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
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Speaker 1 (26:12):
MAT's on a quick one today. First call of yours please.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Oh yeah, that is hands down my favorite yours please
for the entire year. If we're going to do an
awards ceremony at the end of the year, just hands down,
(26:40):
that's number one so far from me, just completely pointless.
Where were they playing that that they wanted to hit
the record it's so good and then just finishing it with.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
The shout out to that guy another caller here, yours please, Yeah,
and I are.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Here from West Upland I'm just thoroughly enjoying the number
of times as you double down on this Elesse Andrews
and the Omnium Malachy really looking forward to the fact
chick's coming into just really sit you straight.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, look, I had I did have to look into that.
Elise Andrews did not win the Omnium. She won the breakdancing.
That's who won the breakdancing. Everything she all of them. Yeah,
I thought it was a bike thing. Wasn't related to
that at all. Thank you to that one. There. There's
just so many in the bike.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I don't understand them that the care and the omnium,
the again, the suit, the team, the sprint.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
The sprint is what it was. It was and I
knew that obviously. One more call here.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I listened to the acc cut through the bullshit of
mainstream sports media. But you like them have fallen for it,
this whole Reagun debacle. She knew exactly what she was doing.
Thirty six PhD. A few laps around the sun. Smart cookie,
she said to herself. I do bore them dancing. I
can jump around on a pad for a bit. I
want to free ride to the Olympics, experience the village.
(27:59):
We all are the same. Fourteen people in all of
Oceania attempted to qualify for the Olympics. She knew it,
she nwed it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I feel like more in the chamber. Yeah he did.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
He's still going. I've even falling for it. I genuinely,
I genuinely think she thinks she's quite good.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
If if it's a bit, because when I initially saw it,
I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
She She competed in an international B girl competition and
came sixty third. What before this, Yes, and then she
and then missed out on qualification and then did Oceania
and there was thirteen people in it and she won
that Like.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You don't that you know that's it's a long game.
It's a long game.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
If you know your ship and you want to get
a free ride to the Olympics, it could.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Be the greatest long con of all time. She was
did you see her celebrating, Yeah, with the with the
team at the end, the Australian Olympic team when they
were heading off to the medal ceremony. She's getting down there,
She's getting down Didy bit. I reckon. You know when
they interviewed the Beatles and they said Ringo is not
even the best drummer in the band. Yeah, I reckon,
(29:08):
she might not even be the best breakdou's in the
Australian Olympic team. I don't know, like Paddy Mills or
someone could probably talk. Probably a gymnast you could throw down.
Oh that's a great point, that dude. That was a
meme at the start of the Olympics. Who with the
glasses he couldn't see shiit the American dude, he could
have had a bit of job than that. Look. I
feel like overnight A reflected on it. I felt like
(29:29):
I went too hard on Reygun yesterday.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Did you see clay Gun Clayton's will I did see
clay Gun. Yeah, that's my highlight. That's my highlight meme
out of that. Hopefully that's the full stop on it all.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, I think so as well. We can put the
Olympics to be all right. That'll do us for today.
A Tuesday edition of the Agenda podcast, We're Back. We
will be back tomorrow for a half back sports idea
of a Wednesday.
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