June 16, 2024 • 41 mins
ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart fresh off a sickening medical event to recap a massive weekend on and off the field including the Chiefs' massive semi (0:00) the Blues' soft semi (8:20) and how you can still win a trip to Munich with The ACC (15:53).
Then the fellas break down the Black Caps' historic win over Uganda (17:31) and gloss over the Warriors' loss before sounding the 'NRL Off-Field Scandal Alarm' (24:10).
Finally, they get to your feedback on 'Yours Please' (29:09).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life from the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to
you by Export Ultra the Beer for a monster weekend
of sport. This is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the
seventeenth of June.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Export of Vulture.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Welcome into the podcast. At the time of recording, it's
about ten oh seven, so we're watching the final round
of the US Open. Rory McElroy has just knocked the
ball off his tea accidentally on the sixteenth hole. He
still has a share of the lead at six under
d Chambeau though really really walking him down with a
hole in hand, so we will be watching that nervously.
(00:39):
We got on Scheffler, he didn't even make the cut.
I still don't think it was a bit. I mean,
obviously hindsight so I don't think it was a bad
bit McElroy. I mean, my theory was that the biggest
hindrance to my golfing experience is that my partner's at home.
Be like, when you're gonna be home.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
How long are you going to be holes take? Yeah,
well it depends. It depends how many people are on
the course and when you're going to be back wasted
after that? Yeah, so do you think that affects your game?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And I thought that, well, I thought that surely if
he had no partner, oh, he's just headed into a buget.
I thought for sure that if he if he you
don't have someone nagging, eliminated that, Yeah, then surely that
would only impact them. I guess I don't get golf.
I guess I just don't understand golf.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, we did predict that he can't close a divorce,
he won't go to close a major.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean he still has two holes to shit shit
the bed.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's true as Semipenny Fee now lines up a half
back and absolutely draws him into the turf. Massive weekend
to sport, but also a massive weekend for you as well. Lane.
You you hosted a fundraiser over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, the North Shore Rugby Club Junior Quiz Night. When
I say juniors, it was the parents of the juniors. Yeah.
So two hundred and eighty people crammed into the club,
had a quez as dress ups. The level of steam
was quite something, but the perfect level of steam to
rinse them of enough money so yeah, thirty four grand
we raised at the club to help buy some new
shirts and new jerseys and whatnot. It's a tough crowd.
(02:07):
It's like kind of you know, kids, kids listen to
adults when they shout because you know there's consequences, you know,
you you know, adults are far worse because there's no consequence.
They don't care. And so it was quite an unruly crowd.
I might have said shut the fuck up maybe twenty times,
and I actually just started just pointing out individual people
and telling them to shut the fuck up. And I
(02:27):
got accused of picking on a certain gender. No, no,
it's going to do a genders. You just want to
shut the fuck up, okay, so that the problem is you,
not me. And so afterwards it was quite funny, but
a feedback was like jeezu got stuck into it, didn't you.
And I was like, well, she wouldn't shut the fuck up.
And then another guy whose gag all night was to
yell Jonathan Thurston at me every question, so you go
(02:50):
get what touches that he goes, And I just had
to stop and said, mate, if you're yelling Jonathan Thurston
at me, you actually sound I'm a little bit retarded,
and as soon as I said the word retarded, I
was like, oh god, I'm going to get hit up
after the quiz with someone who's got a But luckily not.
They kind of found the joint and he kept on
(03:11):
saying it, and then I had to go down the
whole care a line. Is his carer here? Can his
care please come take him away?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I guess his problem at that point was obviously also
really probably wasted.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But I think his problem is once he'd called it out,
he couldn't back down, and so now his only choice
was to just keep yelling. Jonathan Thurston, it is tough,
particularly when I presume you probably weren't drinking as much
as nice to them.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, because they had to organize it all. And look,
my advice would be, if you're going to run a
quiz and a rugby club, all the parents, they're all
dressed up. It was a great night and normally we
clear the tables away and started a dance floor, but
everyone got up and just started dancing on their chairs,
so we couldn't remove the tables because they were just
going crazy. There was a whole it was like the
Adam's family table there was a table dress as Margaret Thatcher.
(03:59):
There was the best table was the Kenan Barbie table,
and they all bought like lightcra fluo gym outfits. But
all the it was it's couples, mainly just you know,
husband and wives because their kids are all playing there.
The husbands were in charge of the costumes and they
ordered like a two smaller leotards for their partners, so
their partners had these hot pants and basically g string
(04:21):
leotards and all the duds of us going. The girls
were not happy, but really one that was one for
the dads. No, there was Cowboys, there was Broke Back Mountain.
There was Baby Reindeer. One table was Baby Reindeer and
one of the girls dressed up as the Crazy Check
and spitting image of her. It was scary. It was
dangerously a couple of bad, bad Santa tables.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It was.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It was one of the great nights, but I ended
up Do you enjoy this? On Saturday after the Chiefs
game finished, the Chiefs game was pretty pumped, and I
went to the toilet and had a small issue with
my bow. Now I just had a cold oscarp ten
(05:06):
days ago. Anyway, Okay, long story short, I ended up
in norseial hospital all day useterday, losing a leader of
blood out nurse oh shit, and it was so it
was mildly annoying, but obviously something had happened down there,
and so I was losing a lot of blood debt
down there every time, and I couldn't trust a fart,
(05:27):
and early on I didn't really know what was going on.
And I went to a party on Saturday night. It
was like a big ball, like everyone was dressed up
quite flash and I went. Luckily, the toilets were full,
so I went outside and peede in the bush, right,
but I peed in the bush and I trusted a fart,
completely shat.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Myself on Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, And so luckily the ball was only about five
meters from my house and I was outside in the
dark and no one witnessed it. Let's see it, So
I just gapped it back home. Kids are all away
with the baby, said what do you do? He goes,
it'spilt red wine on my jeans, Run upstairs and shower,
wash the jeans out, and.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Went back and went back.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But I went back, so I had to explain my absence.
And then I went home again, and then throughout the
night I lost a lot of blood because I just
get coming out like the only thing holding it in
was my sphincter. Anyway, to cut a long story short,
I spent the day in Norse hospital. I was fine,
the bleeding stopped, but the nurse and the emergency department
in the surgical department, his name was Brittany, and Brittany
(06:31):
was really lovely, young doctor, blonde, kind of dark eyes.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Did she walk in. Did she walk in and say
it's Brittany bitch.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
No, but she was lovely, but she's kind of had
to say sorry, I'm going to have to and I'm like,
this is this is you don't have to. I said,
you don't have to do this, and she goes, I
kind of have to, you don't have to. She has
no idea, So I had to roll over and this
young blond Brittany's Britney Spears type doctor had to then look.
(07:04):
It was the highlight and the low light of my
time in hospital was getting a finger in my arts,
young blond.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And what she Dolet you back up again.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
No, she just had to look around here just to
see it. Because the bleeding had stopped with them, so
it was fine, but so they sent me home. But
it was a good eight hours in hospital. It's not
a great place hospital, but geezy or some crazies there.
Holy shit, it's the grading hospital. Apart from the finger
up the ass. It was a really terrible Sunday.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, so what that the camera knocked something looser?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, yeah, they took they took something out. They took
a little pollop out and that just ruptured again where
they took it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Out when you trusted that fart.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's the worst.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
And they had to come back and they go what
you mean? I said, I just had literally ripped us
ship myself and people.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No I did.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Anyway, how's your saying? I liked it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Think that the guy that was yelling Jonathan that you
told you that the funk up was listening to this podcast.
It suck it sucked, suck itw of a weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Hell have a weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I was saying that it was it was a massive
weekend of sport, but it actually wasn't. It was a
massive Friday and Saturday sports Sunday rather run a vent
for up until now, and I've now found out that
you had enough events on Sunday for us all, let's
get into the actual sport because the semi finals kicked off.
We're going to go in reverse order because I think
the most important game was the Chiefs verse the Canes.
(08:29):
Here's how the end of that one sounded.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Time is up on the top, Time is up, Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Rome's got it. He'll kick it into us.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, the Chiefs manner. They went the semifinal thirty Wants
the Night Day, Yes, news.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It Mane was in the thirty point to nineteen and
the n You and mcconiy and at one point through
the commentary, mcconie just left to go make yourself a
cup and say whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Man, he was an absolute wreck, like mconie, absolute wreck.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
He So that was nerves.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's nerves. He couldn't handle it. He was leaving this,
he was leaving the commentary box. He was going to
make cups of teas, leaving me on my own. It's like,
not that I wasn't nervous. I'm a bigger cheese man
a fan than him. And but you've got to do
your job. Yeah, but he just chose Nah, I'm out,
I'm gonna go make it a cap of tea, Like,
go have a stiff whiskey or something, come back with
a tea, your massive puss.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But also like in the middle of a live broadcast, yeah,
glass of water. Maybe I can understand if you're choking. Yeah,
but to go and like put the kettle on, get
the tea, beg, wait for the tea. He wait for
the tea, check the milk is it off?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, and then come back and then just not even
contribute either, just go. But yeah, we got a lot
of criticism, as we always do through the text machine.
I'm surprised any Hurricanes fans tuned in Dioskuysport nine or
iHeartRadio for that because it was blatantly one side were
yelling at the yellow cards.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
But I think that this is the thing about us,
is that we are the only clearly biased commentary team
that don't pretend to be anything else. Yeah. I feel
like the mainstream commentary is quite often just as biased,
but they pretend to be unbiased, like bo shit, we
know you've got an allegiance here.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
They played well the Chiefs, and how if I was
the Blues, I'd be shaking him in boots.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
They played and incredibly, that's not how I saw that
game going at all, and also I felt like Wellington
really did not get They couldn't string things together. They
were knocking it on. They looked awful, and I felt like,
even though I didn't have a dog in the fight,
I actually quite felt bad for Caine's fans because I
was like, this is disappointing. Every time they try and
get something going, it doesn't happen. And then there's tries
(10:44):
that the Chiefs were scoring. We're out of nowhere. They
were miraculous, a lot of them. Side Teddy Wallace side
titd The power of the side Teddy was on full
display on the weekend. Yeah, they were saying it's an
audition for the number eight for the All Blacks Jersey.
I think Hoskins Titutu has something to say about that.
But Wallace side Todd looked absolutely incredible. He was into everything.
(11:05):
He doesn't look like he's a massively imposing dude. He's
probably like a bit more of a rangy sort of
number eight.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
He's quick off the back though when he comes to
the back he just scoops and goes. It's like almost
too quick it is. He looked excellent. The power of
the side tity was distracting.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
It is distracting, you know, when you know when there's
one in the room, you can't help but look at it.
He tried not to, and I think that too often.
The Hurricanes got caught looking at the side today and
that's where they fell down a little bit.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I think the nar Wall as well had a had
a you know.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
How was the how was the one handed trickery? He
was going waving the ball around like a wand I
mean just passing. I think the gag is, what the
fuck are you doing? Side of hands?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's back here. It was like a was like a
card trick that is a coach killer if that doesn't
go to hand. I think he got away with one there, Yes,
because I was watching it as he was doing it.
He did it twice, the old arm over the top,
and then he did a like backhand flickause.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It all requires as one player just to whack his
arms to.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Whack the arm. Yeah. And then because he when he
was taking off with the ball in one hand, he
didn't need to. He could have had it in both hands.
He was about ten minutes away for the nearest defender
and he already knew what he was gonna do. It's
like I'm gonna do some windmill bullshit and then a
backhand flick the female for a try. If it comes off,
it looks amazing. That's exactly what happened. I think he
probably has to be on one of the wings for
the All Blacks this year.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, well he was. He was a definite starter before
the World Cup before he did.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
His bad at his back.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
And look, the Hurricanes don't despair. You've got a good team,
and they are a young team, and that entire squad
will be back next year.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
There is no one in that team that I don't
believe is going overseas or going anywhere, so they'll only
get better.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
So and you had some big outs as well some injuries. Yeah,
so yeah, I agree with you. I think it was
probably just a year too early. This is probably about
where the season. I think that I if I was
a Canes fan, I would have took myself and do
we're going to win the whole thing this year, But
fortunately not to be.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But you know what, Canes fans, he didn't deserve to
win because he couldn't even sell out the stadium sky
Stadium on a Saturday afternoon for where it was great
semi final versus the Chiefs, and still there were probably
about ten thousand empty seats.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, I will say it looked a damn sight better
than Eden Park did on the Friday night. True, that
was dismal that one ended thirty four points to twenty,
But to be honest, that game was all over after
about twenty minutes. The Chiefs the Blues rather, they scored
about twenty points in the first twenty minutes and after
that it was quite honestly a bit of Yeah, it
(13:36):
was turgid. It was a bit of a blowout. We
were taking texts on three two, three six when was
your latest or biggest blowout? A lot of those we
couldn't we couldn't broadcast, and we're pretty loose on the broadcast.
There was a massive dry spell for the Brumbies with
that didn't score, so we asked people to text in
their give spells. It was so sad. It was so
sad we had been that as well, because the people
(13:58):
just like, am I even capable of love anymore? But yeah,
I think just a dismal, dismal turnout, and unfortunately for
Super Rugby, the Blues will be hosting the final.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Now no, but hey, the Manabus convoy is coming. Yeah,
I shit you not. That motorway is going to be choker.
They've got we've got the expressway. Now, we've got the
bypass Huntly Bypass. Yeah, the Manabus convoy.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I reckon.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
There's going to be at least ten to twenty thousand
chiefs fans will make the trip up the motorway. Leave early,
leave early for shit. Yeah where you want to leave midday?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
This is why I can't understand why. Like I know
there is a train, but great Prebble from Radio Hodak
he lives in Hamilton. Even he doesn't take the train.
It's quicker to drive. It's quicker to drive, it's quicker
to run. Which is ridiculous because there should be like
it's only an hour in theory, it should be an
hour by train from Hamilton to Auckland.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Mana train, Get the mana train.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You're telling me you couldn't get people on to just
piss up on the train all the way through to Auckland,
go to the game and then go home. That's ridiculous
that that can't happen.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well, they'll have to they have to catch the train
all in to Brita Mart and then catch another one
out to Eden Park.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's just insane to me.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I book out, book out every single Simpson's bus or
whatever it is Hamilton Company and get the convoy going. Stop,
stop at the rangulary for a bear and then just
climb as his old school. This is like the old
school kind of early nineties Ramfley shield challenges and used
together at the Hillcrest. They used to book twenty buses
but back of wind screens were getting kicked out on
(15:26):
the motorway, Roll and drop us off at terraces, have
a massive rumble under the terraces, get back on the
bus and head back to the hilly and be home
by ten. So that's I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So the Mona bus is coming this weekend. We just
saw Bryson di Chambeau leave a part short on the seventeenth.
Him and macauroy is still tied on six unders. That
could be the death of him.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Hey have been the weekend. Also big weekend, well big Saturday.
We had the winner of our export Ultra Beergarden two.
Big congratulations to James Hunt. Yes him and a mate
will be joining us in Munich.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
He sounded pretty fized up.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, he had his mates around are watching the footy
as well, so he's going to have to choose between
his friends. Now, who's going to go?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
One of them gave a great audition, yes, but byes
just screaming in the background after it. One could be him.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
So yeah, congratulations to James. But we do have another
trip to give. Ay we don't Radio Hurdach. He does
for you and a mate to join me and I myself,
Jeremy Wells and the rest of the team over in Munich.
So if you do want to win that, just tune
into Radio Hurdachi weekdays, listen for the activator there and
you and a mate can be could be joining us
in that. So hope is not lost.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I've seen a early doors itinerary come through. Oh yeah,
it is equal parts exciting and terrifying.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Just to throw it out there, potentially maybe going through Amsterdam.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That's what I'm That's what I'm hearing. That's what I'm saying,
and I'd be quite excited to.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
But how's your life insurance?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I don't have life insurance.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
No has life insurance covered overseas?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I don't think so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I want to check that.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I think I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But travel insurance, we get travel insurance through all we do. Yeah, yeah, perfect,
But I'm not sure it's life and I've got life
insurance separately, so I don't know if that.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Covers your life es. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm even welcome back in Amsterdam my twenty third birthday there,
and I tossed out almost every bar I was in.
But anyway, that's a story for another time. Let's take
a quick break when we come back. There's plenty more
sport that we haven't yet got to. Tony fenwe lining
up at the seventeenth hole. We'll keep you posted on
the US Open as well. Oh Berg, Bryce, and he's
(17:33):
gonna waggle it a little bit. Crush it did straight arms,
slight being in the knee, crush it. Crush It is
really taking his time. It's hovering. The club wins, swings
as hard as humanly possible, and it's gone a little
bit too far.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Let's hit someone's had a boomer.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I can't understand how often people get at these golf events.
There's only one dude heading at a time. How are
you not watching that?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Like, if there's a after eating holes, I'm not watching.
You're in the creer croash and beer is I'm not
watching Anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
The Cricket World Cup carries on and the black Caps
have secured a famous victory against the cricketing stronghold of
you Gander. Yeah, she finally got one back. I can't
remember the last time we beat you Gander.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
You're off the mark.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
We're off the mark, We're away and roaring. Only took
us five overs to track down what forty one runs?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah? Forty to win for was it forty one? I
don't know, but forty one to win? But yes, that
was predictable. The only thing that made that game interesting
was I really got Jason Hoyt into live gambling. Oh really,
so really got him fizzing. Actually, I was like, jaces
next week at what method? And he goes LBW and
it happened and he goes, oh, what next one? And
(18:50):
he's like cool, behind by the keeper that was paying
nine bucks boom caught behind.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Keeper and keepers playing nine bucks.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Wow, And it was like and he was like oh
you could see him like basically go oh okay, just
makes this game interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I could turn my life upside down with this.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I put fifty on a wicket falling in the first
over and we were bowling. Yeah, Trenty got two exactly
one bold one l wew. It was always going to happen,
and that was paying three fifty. I was like, I mean,
if you're listening, you're going to watch tonight at two
thirty in the morning against Papua New Guineas and tonight yeah,
two thirty in the morning tonight. But yeah, I like,
fuck it as you gander like we hump them.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, they just looked they looked like a.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Last men's stands team. It wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
They look like they were making up numbers.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Well, they almost batted out their twenty overs for that
thirty nine to forty runs.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
That is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I know, it is.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Disgustingly disgusting from our bowling attack, not them. That's what
they had to do.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, we bo I mean, look were considering bold pretty well.
Batsman came in fan Aalen got caught down the league
side a little bit unlucky.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I don't think. I don't think it was a full
gone conclusion that we're going to win this game because
we don't have a great track record against teams that
have been under you know, war torn rags, civil war. Yeah,
teams that have had multiple civil wars in the last
few decades generally do quite well against US.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, we just don't do well against
teams who have suffered genocides. And that's why I was
a little worried going into this one. But no, yeah
we did. We did take it out. And the long
and short of that is nothing. We're still out. We're
still playing pap and you get Are we commentating that tonight?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
So.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I was just thinking, has there ever been a better
definition for a dead rubber than this game? New Zealand
versus Papua New Guinea at two thirty in the morning,
A game neither side does not make a difference whether
they win, lose, or draw. It is the epitome of
(20:48):
a dead rubber. Now, my challenge is I have to
get up at two fifteen and commentate it. Luckily, Mash
is going to come in early for his breakfast show
and he's going to and then I've got Mark Kelly
who's coming and early for his breakfast Shrew to produce it.
My challenge is I can't be asked. So we're anyone
who's watching. If you're up and watching, give us a call. Oh,
(21:09):
eight hundred acc six ninety six nine, and you can commentate.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Commentate it with you.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Well, I have asleep, you guys, you date the reins.
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I've listened to a bit of talkback radio in the
middle of the night. Yeah, and then inevitably, invariably, without
any variants at all, it turns racist, like almost straight away.
So I'm a little talk I'm a little concerned. It's
not talk back, but it is the same people that
call into talk backstations at two thirty in the morning.
(21:41):
So if you're a truck driver or whatever, still going
in the middle of the night, give us a call.
But I just garing, God damn to you that it will.
It will turn racist just quickly. McElroy, filthy irishman. He
has just finished his eighteenth hole. He is five under,
he's dropped the shot on d Chambou. D Chambo has
one whole left to duff it and bring theagrory back
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into the league. But I don't think you will and
thankfully for US. Looks like maybe we do get golf
because he's not going to win. Super eight are all
but decided now I think I was looking. They're mostly
pensfyldy in Afghanistan, Australia, India, England, South Africa, the USA
of course because they beat Pakistan. Are the West Indies
(22:23):
and then one of either Bangladesh or the Netherlands are
going to be going in there from that final group.
So yeah, like it's I mean, I thought Pakistan we're
going to win the whole thing, but is there but
there you didn't ever know, like the West Indies.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
But Australia looks dangerously good. They were in a spot
of bother for a little while there against Ireland, I
think ye.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Then old Tim David came out just started slapping.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
It around and stolliness like they've just got such depth there
that brought them home and athletes too.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I think that. I think that's the thing that they've
figured out that the rest of the world hasn't quite
got there on, Like they've got jack foods out there.
Stynus is jacked, Stoyness is ridiculously ject him. David's Jack
as well, And I think that we are lacking behind.
You know, we've got Glenn Phillips in there. But I
think that cricket players in general, like golf players, need
to start getting real jack. So yeah, I don't know,
(23:15):
but it's gonna get. It's gonna get. So the Super
eight I think kicks off probably later on in the week. Yeah,
there's still quite a few pool games to go, which
is quite disappointing. They need to change the format. Perhaps
it's not such a dead rubber.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
But I quite like that Super eight format. I quite
like that because it was something they did a few
years ago from the Cricket World Cup.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
The Super eight. Yeah, but the like the four pools
and then immediately game two when knew we were out.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, that's our fault, though.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It is our fault. But maybe did they switch to
because wasn't the Odio World Cup two pools?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yes, and it was points based. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I don't know. There's gonna be a way that we
can get in there.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, disappointing from us. I mean, we obviously the reason
we're out is we obviously thought we'd treat the pool
games as our warm ups without even taking a consideration
with los against Afghanistan as and as that happened, it
was like.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh shitch, yeah, yeah, anyway, let's park the Cricket World
Cup for now. The Warriors lost on the weekends. We'll
do a deep dive on this man, Die Hinwood later
on on the Mad Monday podcast DWZ. Chances are he's
going to miss next week at least for a hid
high tackle on a man that did not have the ball. Yep.
On top of that, Marcelo Montour, they took a tap
(24:27):
and go the Melbourne Storm. Marcella was standing about three
feet away from the guy who depped the ball, tackled
him and threw him over the sideline. The rest of
the fuck you can't there like you can't do that,
and so he he got bend as well. We conceded
two tries over the course of both those bennings. So
but look, I've gotta be honest with you. I think
it was thirty to twenty four, maybe thirty two to
(24:49):
twenty four. Started well, started well, started very well, But
that's probably about the score you would expect. They are
at the top of the table and they've been looking excellent.
We jagged a few wins that we probably shouldn't have.
We lost a few that we should have a bunch
of players came back. It was a bit disrupted. So
it's not all doom and gloom for the Warriors, although
there are a few injuries. State of origin. There may
(25:10):
be a big call as Dhambeau shanks this one into
the bunker.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Oh my god, no, so.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Dhambo could potentially drop on. We might have a playoff here. Yeah,
Warriors lost. We'll do a deep dive on that later
on the Mad Monday podcast. But tell me more interesting
than that. We have an NRL off field scandal. Ring
ring the alarm, sound the siren. Yes, we've got an
off field scandal. Yes. A Carnulla junior player has been
(25:38):
told to cover up a homophobic tattoo or be barred
from playing in the new South Wales Rugby League sanctioned competition.
This was after he played on the weekend Buzz Rothfield
saw the tattoos head up the club. They said, we've
talked to him. I've printed them on the thing, but
I can't quite read those. What do they say?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
So has right thigh? Yeah, and we're talking about it's
like kind of below the groin, kind of heart but
it's three quarters of the way up.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
It's quite high up the thigh, but league shots are short.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah. On the right side it says each shit faggot,
and then it's it's in the kind of a it's
in cursive writing as well. Yes, And then on the
left on the left leg it carries on with snort
lines and fuck.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
This is very rugby league. This is very rugby league.
I don't even know this guy's name because he plays
in the New South Wales Cup for Cronulla. What was
going through his mind when he got this? Somebody said
he must have lost a bit. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Was he did he hang out in Bali for a
week too long?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
That could be a problem. That could be a problem.
They'll tattoo anything over there. They don't They don't care.
So yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Mean, if this was tattooed on a NPC player, yes,
all hell would break loose.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well. I think the interesting thing about that is he
wouldn't have made the team, the coach wouldn't have picked him.
But in rugby league there's a I don't care. So
this guy has been told just to wear bike pants now, yeah,
or tape or he's going to tape his thighs, like
get the lifters on each shit faggots and snort lines
and fuck snort lines and fuck. That is not a
(27:10):
tattoo that someone gets whilst sober.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
If you want to see that jump on the ACC
socials accnz in on Instagram or Facebook, check it out.
It's not made up.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It is one hundred percent real. And d Chambeau has
hit one to within three feet of the pin out
of the sand. That is shot of the day, potentially
to win the US Open. He's marching up to seek
the part that is power.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
McElroy couldn't close it.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
McElroy's back in the club rooms with what looks to
be a what are those ice blocks that are like milk,
you know those ones? Oh yeah, he's got one of those,
not a juicy, A moosey, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Anyway, a moosey somethingow.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
The Euros are going on at the moment. There are
a bunch of games going on throughout the week. I
think what we'll do is we'll get someone on who
knows a bit more about the round ball towards the
end of the week. Yeah, and give you an update
after the first basically round and.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Obviously highlights obviously all the content coming out of Germany
of English fans with RAF inflatable RAF planes and chanting
about there's no more bombers in this God.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
And anyway they should launch a second blitz Greg just
just off the back of that disrespect. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's so funny because I think the officials are banning
all these chants, but you can't ban and more you
ban it, the more they're going to sing it.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
One hundred percent. So like when you tell that guy
to stop saying Jonathan Thurston at the he's just going
to do it by going more and more.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
So it's good to see that the English fans is
bone heirs as predicted. Yeah, there's going to be more content.
I love seeing all that content coming out.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, that is powerful stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
And I saw Italian fans and I think it was
Albania and they snapped the spaghetti in front of the
spaghetti in front of them and throwing it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I know that nothing offends an Italian man more than
seeing the cans of spaghetti that we eat. They're like, okay,
and you have spaghetti end acain. So I think we
should send them a bunch of spaghetti cans whoever plays
them next? Yeah, so we'll get someone on that knows
a bit more about the Euros later on in the week.
Let's take one more ed break and we'll come back
with yours please.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yours please, brought to you by Leader Home of the LA.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Could have mountain of them to get through after the weekend,
as you can imagine as we watched his Chambeau line
up his final parties waving at someone to shut up
in the crowd, potentially lose his head and subsequently the
US open here if he duffs this first call here,
yours please?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Yeah, fellows, Hey, I'm just trying to think, what's it
the Wellington Phoenix or the Hurricanes that played the Chiefs
in the weekend. Just so, there's a few theatrics on
that field that don't really belong on a rugby phields.
I don't know, these boys watch too much Premier League
or or what. Yeah, the acting classes must be getting
(29:54):
an absolute hounding.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah all right, see lady, and I see what he's
getting out there. It was the TJ Pittinada grabbing the
head and rolling around on the ground after the some
of Penny feenwe tackle, which where.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
His head may have brushed his mullets.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Perhaps, Yeah, it was nothing, but the fact he rolled
around and holding his head drew attention to it.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Then they played it so slowly, like so slowly, it
was ridiculous slowly. As Bryson d Chambau HiT's this party,
rolls at it and he's won the US Open, he lets
out a primal SCREAMH macleroy, McElroy can't close the US Open,
couldn't even close his own devils.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Can't wait to watch full swing go and steal Mcleroy's car.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't reckon he could close the door. I'm not
proud of that joke. Yeah, a very though, a very
very theatrical town, Wellington, And there was a lot of
theatrics going on in that game, not just him, but
every time someone dropped the ball, they were looking back
to see what they tripped over. Blah blah blah. Yeah
dosmal stuff there from the from the Chiefs and also
disappointingly from the Hurricanes of the Chiefs, sorry the Hurricanes. Disappointingly,
(31:01):
whoever is playing with diceaembo DMBO just had a massive
celebration and now the other guy's playing with her to
finish and just oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Thanks mate, thanks man is that Kentley?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'm not totally sure who that is? Another caller here,
yours please?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
This is a very dusty post Field Days and Chief
semi final one.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Fuck welling too, Fox South Canterbury. Thanks for that, but
I forgot about that because Saturday was obviously the last
day of the field Days. Yeah, and then they straight
into the semi finals, so there would have been some rurals.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Would have been great if that was in the tron
in the seron, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
They would have sold it out for start.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, yeah, true. Dcembo just threw his winning ball into
the crowd after kissing it and they dropped it. We
threw it through drop that. It's now on the course again.
Jumping all over the place. Here, another call at yours please?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Currently feeding baby, first time listening on the iHeart radio,
trying to Once I.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Finished feeding baby.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
I'll try and match up the stream to the iHeartRadio
to my rugby streams dot com and see how we go.
Good game so far, good game, good game, good game,
good game. Good to see the crusader's not playing and yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Oh it's always good to get our first time. Yeah,
first time yours pleaser.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, first time call it look granted skysport, dear friends
of ours, not cheap about fifty bucks a month. Yeah,
so I can't I can't begrudge you for going the
illegal stream route. It would be an absolute nightmare to
pair our commentary with an illegal stream.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yes, because you've got to go ihearts you can get.
First of all, you've gotta have two devices, yes.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And then both of which are out of sync, not
only with each other, but with the game. Yeah. On
top of that, you're only listening and we don't give
to i'me updates, So I don't know how are you
gonna think it?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I do a little bit twenty one minutes gone or whatever,
but I'm not exact time.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
No.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah. Look, my advice is if you come into any
sort of money, I basically I do the full twelve month.
Oh yeah, now it's in one. Go just get over
num with here's here's my three hundred and fifty dollars
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
If you've got a text return, yeah, go and do that.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Or you have a win at the keza or the
on the horses, spank it and you have to worry
about it, because otherwise you worry about there's no sport
this month. I'm going to cancel it and then you
go back again. You got to start it again.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, then you sign up with two cards and double charge. Yeah,
completely understand. Okay, well, nixt Nicks one I have at
the cast. That's exactly what I'll be doing now. The
caller here yours?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Please fuck the fucking fuck is fucking can't fucking can't Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Hey, hey, hey hey, this is a family show.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Hurricanes fan has.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
To be There was an insight into the mind of
a Hurricanes fan this weekend.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
That is that sums up. Set's probably sums it up,
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
They were already thinking about how they were going to
celebrate the championship.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
They That's why I don't think they sold out sky.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Stadium because they thought they'll come back next week.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, and they thought I'll go to the final. I
guarantee that was the that thought process those fans.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
You know it pissed me off about that, is it?
Now that you've said that, that's probably what the Blues
fans are thinking and they were right, I reckon that's
still not showing up next week.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
You wait, you wait till you see how many Mana
fans come up that motorway. It's gonna be a home game.
There's going to be moners in the year. They Mana
fans are crazy. Yeah, they are out of all the fans.
You wait, you wait, and even I think Luke Jacobson
said that afterwards because a whole like about a thousand
them went down to Wellington and he said, we've got
the best fans in the competition. They'll travel anywhere, so
(34:50):
watch out Auckland.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I've gotta be honest, I think they do. I think
like just having been in Hamilton for a few of
these games, the whole town, it doesn't really happen anywhere else.
The whole town is in on this game. Everyone's talking about.
All the pubs are full with people either watching the game,
about to go to the game.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
I want to I want to Dunkirk. I want anyone
who's got more than seven seats in a vehicle to
offer your services this Saturday and drive Chiefs Mana fans
up the motorway. You don't have to bring them back,
they can find their own way back. Just get them
up into Auckland. Get them into Eden Park. It's take up,
take over the east stand again, take over the old terraces.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
All Dunkirk, any sea going vessel. If you've got a plane,
a crop dust, a helicopter, anything. You get a boat,
you get a car, you get a bus, a van.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
You could even jet boat up to the up the
white cattle to Midimdi and then Midi Medi someone else
can pick them up on a tractor and take them
the rest of the way.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Where does the white cattle go into the sea.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Oh, that's it put white cattle. That's but that's out
in the coast because it kind of west coast. It
hangs a left and goes out to the west coast.
So it's when it hangs a left you've got to
get out. And that is about in Midi Medi or Mercer.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah. Well look, if you want to go all the
way up there out the mouth of portwalk, go all
the way around the cape and back down.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
To again go through the Manecow heats.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
God bless you. I'm just saying I'm all in on
the Dunkirk. I'd love to see the footage of it.
I'd like to think that there'll be a blues fan
out there strafing you like Tom Hardy in the movie
Just Down the State.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Do shut it off, though, shut it off. It like
Rainbow's end, you know, like just form a line across
the motorway. Rainbows and all that out here is that
that that that that that has always man is coming
(36:41):
over the bomb over the bomb bays. It's a whole
lot of mona busses.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I love it. I love it all right, full dunkirk.
I think we've got a couple more here.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Call it yours please, Oh yeah, good a fellas. Just
in regards to the World Cup disaster, the last over
we ju Lane, we could have won. We needed thirty
three and six sexes thirty six.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
We would we could have got over.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
That third six that Mitch Satiner missed and the crowd
went there that was That's when the game was gone.
But we could have done it.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
He could have been a hero, but fucking wasn't to be. Yeah, look,
you're right, we could have won it. But I just
had a feeling that it wasn't gonna happen. I mean
six sixes, I mean he hit the first two for
six and it was like, oh yeah, okay, I was
you're right, she's right, because I was I was calling it,
and I was very just, oh god, here we go,
(37:40):
and I've given up, given up. I hadn't even thought
that the fact that he could hit six sexes. But
obviously the third boy hit down the ground, but he
hit another one. The fourth ball went for six, I think,
and then yeah, that was the game.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
But yeah, mathematically yes, but I watching that didn't feel
like no, you know, like the game was gone at
that point, because as a gambling man, anytime you start thinking, well,
if he hits six consecutive sixes, which I think has
happened twice in cricket history, then we could win your
sort of your bets done, I think at that point.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah, good point. I mean, I know I did give
up the ghost early because we just paid so terribly.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
All right, a couple more here, call the yours fleas.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah, look, fellows, I just want to apologize for the
Highland as a Brumbies call.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Look.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
To be honest, did I expect the Brumbies to be
in the top three? Absolutely fucking not for Australia. And also,
you know, I was watching the black Cats go from
from seventy six seven to getting stopped by the West
Indias and I came in.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
I'm mind slip. So yeah, chief, sorry fellas, it's not
your fault.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's not your fault, not your fault. I understand. That's
a that's a tough time.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
That's was the caller. He came up and said he
hoped for a Brumbies.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
That is what are the chances of the Highlander is
making the final Very fucking slim, very very slim. So yeah,
but look, I understand, man, it's these things take their whole. Yeah,
your mind's scattered. You don't know what's real anymore. To
be honest, when you know when did this will start
for the other party? You know how long has it
been over for them, these kinds of things. So I
(39:14):
completely understand one more call it here, you'rs please.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Chance.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
You know what I love about that the most is
he had someone in the weddings really to go to
do the charms, the challenge harmony.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I like to think that he's just like, hold hold on,
hold on, I got one more and then conducting her
I don't even know what there was in reference to
I presume his triasise.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, I think you know, we did call for some
more warriors chants because the Warriors fans great fans, best
fans in usual by far, but they're just a bit
lost when it comes to art in terms of doing
stuff together. Yeah, they just get the war Yeah, Warriors,
you know they need to. They've got so much room
to move with all that kind of stuff, got a
(40:15):
lot to work with. There's no one bringing them together
that one. Can we hear it again?
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Can we?
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I can't? Just getting it over the line with the fans.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
That is brilliant. We love that. If you've got another one,
send it through on the voicemail function on the iHeartRadio app.
As we watch bryceon Di Chambeau walking up to accept
the trophy for the US Open, we will knock it
on the head for today. We'll see you tomorrow for
a Tuesday episode of the Gender Podcast.
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Welcome into the podcast. At the time of recording, it's
about ten oh seven, so we're watching the final round
of the US Open. Rory McElroy has just knocked the
ball off his tea accidentally on the sixteenth hole. He
still has a share of the lead at six under
d Chambeau though really really walking him down with a
hole in hand, so we will be watching that nervously.
(00:39):
We got on Scheffler, he didn't even make the cut.
I still don't think it was a bit. I mean,
obviously hindsight so I don't think it was a bad
bit McElroy. I mean, my theory was that the biggest
hindrance to my golfing experience is that my partner's at home.
Be like, when you're gonna be home.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
How long are you going to be holes take? Yeah,
well it depends. It depends how many people are on
the course and when you're going to be back wasted
after that? Yeah, so do you think that affects your game?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And I thought that, well, I thought that surely if
he had no partner, oh, he's just headed into a buget.
I thought for sure that if he if he you
don't have someone nagging, eliminated that, Yeah, then surely that
would only impact them. I guess I don't get golf.
I guess I just don't understand golf.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, we did predict that he can't close a divorce,
he won't go to close a major.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean he still has two holes to shit shit
the bed.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's true as Semipenny Fee now lines up a half
back and absolutely draws him into the turf. Massive weekend
to sport, but also a massive weekend for you as well. Lane.
You you hosted a fundraiser over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, the North Shore Rugby Club Junior Quiz Night. When
I say juniors, it was the parents of the juniors. Yeah.
So two hundred and eighty people crammed into the club,
had a quez as dress ups. The level of steam
was quite something, but the perfect level of steam to
rinse them of enough money so yeah, thirty four grand
we raised at the club to help buy some new
shirts and new jerseys and whatnot. It's a tough crowd.
(02:07):
It's like kind of you know, kids, kids listen to
adults when they shout because you know there's consequences, you know,
you you know, adults are far worse because there's no consequence.
They don't care. And so it was quite an unruly crowd.
I might have said shut the fuck up maybe twenty times,
and I actually just started just pointing out individual people
and telling them to shut the fuck up. And I
(02:27):
got accused of picking on a certain gender. No, no,
it's going to do a genders. You just want to
shut the fuck up, okay, so that the problem is you,
not me. And so afterwards it was quite funny, but
a feedback was like jeezu got stuck into it, didn't you.
And I was like, well, she wouldn't shut the fuck up.
And then another guy whose gag all night was to
yell Jonathan Thurston at me every question, so you go
(02:50):
get what touches that he goes, And I just had
to stop and said, mate, if you're yelling Jonathan Thurston
at me, you actually sound I'm a little bit retarded,
and as soon as I said the word retarded, I
was like, oh god, I'm going to get hit up
after the quiz with someone who's got a But luckily not.
They kind of found the joint and he kept on
(03:11):
saying it, and then I had to go down the
whole care a line. Is his carer here? Can his
care please come take him away?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I guess his problem at that point was obviously also
really probably wasted.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But I think his problem is once he'd called it out,
he couldn't back down, and so now his only choice
was to just keep yelling. Jonathan Thurston, it is tough,
particularly when I presume you probably weren't drinking as much
as nice to them.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, because they had to organize it all. And look,
my advice would be, if you're going to run a
quiz and a rugby club, all the parents, they're all
dressed up. It was a great night and normally we
clear the tables away and started a dance floor, but
everyone got up and just started dancing on their chairs,
so we couldn't remove the tables because they were just
going crazy. There was a whole it was like the
Adam's family table there was a table dress as Margaret Thatcher.
(03:59):
There was the best table was the Kenan Barbie table,
and they all bought like lightcra fluo gym outfits. But
all the it was it's couples, mainly just you know,
husband and wives because their kids are all playing there.
The husbands were in charge of the costumes and they
ordered like a two smaller leotards for their partners, so
their partners had these hot pants and basically g string
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leotards and all the duds of us going. The girls
were not happy, but really one that was one for
the dads. No, there was Cowboys, there was Broke Back Mountain.
There was Baby Reindeer. One table was Baby Reindeer and
one of the girls dressed up as the Crazy Check
and spitting image of her. It was scary. It was
dangerously a couple of bad, bad Santa tables.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It was.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It was one of the great nights, but I ended
up Do you enjoy this? On Saturday after the Chiefs
game finished, the Chiefs game was pretty pumped, and I
went to the toilet and had a small issue with
my bow. Now I just had a cold oscarp ten
(05:06):
days ago. Anyway, Okay, long story short, I ended up
in norseial hospital all day useterday, losing a leader of
blood out nurse oh shit, and it was so it
was mildly annoying, but obviously something had happened down there,
and so I was losing a lot of blood debt
down there every time, and I couldn't trust a fart,
(05:27):
and early on I didn't really know what was going on.
And I went to a party on Saturday night. It
was like a big ball, like everyone was dressed up
quite flash and I went. Luckily, the toilets were full,
so I went outside and peede in the bush, right,
but I peed in the bush and I trusted a fart,
completely shat.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Myself on Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, And so luckily the ball was only about five
meters from my house and I was outside in the
dark and no one witnessed it. Let's see it, So
I just gapped it back home. Kids are all away
with the baby, said what do you do? He goes,
it'spilt red wine on my jeans, Run upstairs and shower,
wash the jeans out, and.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Went back and went back.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But I went back, so I had to explain my absence.
And then I went home again, and then throughout the
night I lost a lot of blood because I just
get coming out like the only thing holding it in
was my sphincter. Anyway, to cut a long story short,
I spent the day in Norse hospital. I was fine,
the bleeding stopped, but the nurse and the emergency department
in the surgical department, his name was Brittany, and Brittany
(06:31):
was really lovely, young doctor, blonde, kind of dark eyes.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Did she walk in. Did she walk in and say
it's Brittany bitch.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
No, but she was lovely, but she's kind of had
to say sorry, I'm going to have to and I'm like,
this is this is you don't have to. I said,
you don't have to do this, and she goes, I
kind of have to, you don't have to. She has
no idea, So I had to roll over and this
young blond Brittany's Britney Spears type doctor had to then look.
(07:04):
It was the highlight and the low light of my
time in hospital was getting a finger in my arts,
young blond.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And what she Dolet you back up again.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
No, she just had to look around here just to
see it. Because the bleeding had stopped with them, so
it was fine, but so they sent me home. But
it was a good eight hours in hospital. It's not
a great place hospital, but geezy or some crazies there.
Holy shit, it's the grading hospital. Apart from the finger
up the ass. It was a really terrible Sunday.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, so what that the camera knocked something looser?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, yeah, they took they took something out. They took
a little pollop out and that just ruptured again where
they took it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Out when you trusted that fart.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's the worst.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
And they had to come back and they go what
you mean? I said, I just had literally ripped us
ship myself and people.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No I did.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Anyway, how's your saying? I liked it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Think that the guy that was yelling Jonathan that you
told you that the funk up was listening to this podcast.
It suck it sucked, suck itw of a weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Hell have a weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I was saying that it was it was a massive
weekend of sport, but it actually wasn't. It was a
massive Friday and Saturday sports Sunday rather run a vent
for up until now, and I've now found out that
you had enough events on Sunday for us all, let's
get into the actual sport because the semi finals kicked off.
We're going to go in reverse order because I think
the most important game was the Chiefs verse the Canes.
(08:29):
Here's how the end of that one sounded.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Time is up on the top, Time is up, Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Rome's got it. He'll kick it into us.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, the Chiefs manner. They went the semifinal thirty Wants
the Night Day, Yes, news.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It Mane was in the thirty point to nineteen and
the n You and mcconiy and at one point through
the commentary, mcconie just left to go make yourself a
cup and say whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Man, he was an absolute wreck, like mconie, absolute wreck.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
He So that was nerves.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's nerves. He couldn't handle it. He was leaving this,
he was leaving the commentary box. He was going to
make cups of teas, leaving me on my own. It's like,
not that I wasn't nervous. I'm a bigger cheese man
a fan than him. And but you've got to do
your job. Yeah, but he just chose Nah, I'm out,
I'm gonna go make it a cap of tea, Like,
go have a stiff whiskey or something, come back with
a tea, your massive puss.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But also like in the middle of a live broadcast, yeah,
glass of water. Maybe I can understand if you're choking. Yeah,
but to go and like put the kettle on, get
the tea, beg, wait for the tea. He wait for
the tea, check the milk is it off?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, and then come back and then just not even
contribute either, just go. But yeah, we got a lot
of criticism, as we always do through the text machine.
I'm surprised any Hurricanes fans tuned in Dioskuysport nine or
iHeartRadio for that because it was blatantly one side were
yelling at the yellow cards.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
But I think that this is the thing about us,
is that we are the only clearly biased commentary team
that don't pretend to be anything else. Yeah. I feel
like the mainstream commentary is quite often just as biased,
but they pretend to be unbiased, like bo shit, we
know you've got an allegiance here.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
They played well the Chiefs, and how if I was
the Blues, I'd be shaking him in boots.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
They played and incredibly, that's not how I saw that
game going at all, and also I felt like Wellington
really did not get They couldn't string things together. They
were knocking it on. They looked awful, and I felt like,
even though I didn't have a dog in the fight,
I actually quite felt bad for Caine's fans because I
was like, this is disappointing. Every time they try and
get something going, it doesn't happen. And then there's tries
(10:44):
that the Chiefs were scoring. We're out of nowhere. They
were miraculous, a lot of them. Side Teddy Wallace side
titd The power of the side Teddy was on full
display on the weekend. Yeah, they were saying it's an
audition for the number eight for the All Blacks Jersey.
I think Hoskins Titutu has something to say about that.
But Wallace side Todd looked absolutely incredible. He was into everything.
(11:05):
He doesn't look like he's a massively imposing dude. He's
probably like a bit more of a rangy sort of
number eight.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
He's quick off the back though when he comes to
the back he just scoops and goes. It's like almost
too quick it is. He looked excellent. The power of
the side tity was distracting.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
It is distracting, you know, when you know when there's
one in the room, you can't help but look at it.
He tried not to, and I think that too often.
The Hurricanes got caught looking at the side today and
that's where they fell down a little bit.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I think the nar Wall as well had a had
a you know.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
How was the how was the one handed trickery? He
was going waving the ball around like a wand I
mean just passing. I think the gag is, what the
fuck are you doing? Side of hands?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's back here. It was like a was like a
card trick that is a coach killer if that doesn't
go to hand. I think he got away with one there, Yes,
because I was watching it as he was doing it.
He did it twice, the old arm over the top,
and then he did a like backhand flickause.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It all requires as one player just to whack his
arms to.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Whack the arm. Yeah. And then because he when he
was taking off with the ball in one hand, he
didn't need to. He could have had it in both hands.
He was about ten minutes away for the nearest defender
and he already knew what he was gonna do. It's
like I'm gonna do some windmill bullshit and then a
backhand flick the female for a try. If it comes off,
it looks amazing. That's exactly what happened. I think he
probably has to be on one of the wings for
the All Blacks this year.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, well he was. He was a definite starter before
the World Cup before he did.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
His bad at his back.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
And look, the Hurricanes don't despair. You've got a good team,
and they are a young team, and that entire squad
will be back next year.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
There is no one in that team that I don't
believe is going overseas or going anywhere, so they'll only
get better.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
So and you had some big outs as well some injuries. Yeah,
so yeah, I agree with you. I think it was
probably just a year too early. This is probably about
where the season. I think that I if I was
a Canes fan, I would have took myself and do
we're going to win the whole thing this year, But
fortunately not to be.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But you know what, Canes fans, he didn't deserve to
win because he couldn't even sell out the stadium sky
Stadium on a Saturday afternoon for where it was great
semi final versus the Chiefs, and still there were probably
about ten thousand empty seats.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, I will say it looked a damn sight better
than Eden Park did on the Friday night. True, that
was dismal that one ended thirty four points to twenty,
But to be honest, that game was all over after
about twenty minutes. The Chiefs the Blues rather, they scored
about twenty points in the first twenty minutes and after
that it was quite honestly a bit of Yeah, it
(13:36):
was turgid. It was a bit of a blowout. We
were taking texts on three two, three six when was
your latest or biggest blowout? A lot of those we
couldn't we couldn't broadcast, and we're pretty loose on the broadcast.
There was a massive dry spell for the Brumbies with
that didn't score, so we asked people to text in
their give spells. It was so sad. It was so
sad we had been that as well, because the people
(13:58):
just like, am I even capable of love anymore? But yeah,
I think just a dismal, dismal turnout, and unfortunately for
Super Rugby, the Blues will be hosting the final.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Now no, but hey, the Manabus convoy is coming. Yeah,
I shit you not. That motorway is going to be choker.
They've got we've got the expressway. Now, we've got the
bypass Huntly Bypass. Yeah, the Manabus convoy.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I reckon.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
There's going to be at least ten to twenty thousand
chiefs fans will make the trip up the motorway. Leave early,
leave early for shit. Yeah where you want to leave midday?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
This is why I can't understand why. Like I know
there is a train, but great Prebble from Radio Hodak
he lives in Hamilton. Even he doesn't take the train.
It's quicker to drive. It's quicker to drive, it's quicker
to run. Which is ridiculous because there should be like
it's only an hour in theory, it should be an
hour by train from Hamilton to Auckland.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Mana train, Get the mana train.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You're telling me you couldn't get people on to just
piss up on the train all the way through to Auckland,
go to the game and then go home. That's ridiculous
that that can't happen.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well, they'll have to they have to catch the train
all in to Brita Mart and then catch another one
out to Eden Park.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's just insane to me.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I book out, book out every single Simpson's bus or
whatever it is Hamilton Company and get the convoy going. Stop,
stop at the rangulary for a bear and then just
climb as his old school. This is like the old
school kind of early nineties Ramfley shield challenges and used
together at the Hillcrest. They used to book twenty buses
but back of wind screens were getting kicked out on
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the motorway, Roll and drop us off at terraces, have
a massive rumble under the terraces, get back on the
bus and head back to the hilly and be home
by ten. So that's I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So the Mona bus is coming this weekend. We just
saw Bryson di Chambeau leave a part short on the seventeenth.
Him and macauroy is still tied on six unders. That
could be the death of him.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Hey have been the weekend. Also big weekend, well big Saturday.
We had the winner of our export Ultra Beergarden two.
Big congratulations to James Hunt. Yes him and a mate
will be joining us in Munich.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
He sounded pretty fized up.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, he had his mates around are watching the footy
as well, so he's going to have to choose between
his friends. Now, who's going to go?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
One of them gave a great audition, yes, but byes
just screaming in the background after it. One could be him.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
So yeah, congratulations to James. But we do have another
trip to give. Ay we don't Radio Hurdach. He does
for you and a mate to join me and I myself,
Jeremy Wells and the rest of the team over in Munich.
So if you do want to win that, just tune
into Radio Hurdachi weekdays, listen for the activator there and
you and a mate can be could be joining us
in that. So hope is not lost.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I've seen a early doors itinerary come through. Oh yeah,
it is equal parts exciting and terrifying.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Just to throw it out there, potentially maybe going through Amsterdam.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That's what I'm That's what I'm hearing. That's what I'm saying,
and I'd be quite excited to.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
But how's your life insurance?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I don't have life insurance.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
No has life insurance covered overseas?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I don't think so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I want to check that.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I think I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But travel insurance, we get travel insurance through all we do. Yeah, yeah, perfect,
But I'm not sure it's life and I've got life
insurance separately, so I don't know if that.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Covers your life es. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm even welcome back in Amsterdam my twenty third birthday there,
and I tossed out almost every bar I was in.
But anyway, that's a story for another time. Let's take
a quick break when we come back. There's plenty more
sport that we haven't yet got to. Tony fenwe lining
up at the seventeenth hole. We'll keep you posted on
the US Open as well. Oh Berg, Bryce, and he's
(17:33):
gonna waggle it a little bit. Crush it did straight arms,
slight being in the knee, crush it. Crush It is
really taking his time. It's hovering. The club wins, swings
as hard as humanly possible, and it's gone a little
bit too far.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Let's hit someone's had a boomer.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I can't understand how often people get at these golf events.
There's only one dude heading at a time. How are
you not watching that?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Like, if there's a after eating holes, I'm not watching.
You're in the creer croash and beer is I'm not
watching Anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
The Cricket World Cup carries on and the black Caps
have secured a famous victory against the cricketing stronghold of
you Gander. Yeah, she finally got one back. I can't
remember the last time we beat you Gander.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
You're off the mark.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
We're off the mark, We're away and roaring. Only took
us five overs to track down what forty one runs?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah? Forty to win for was it forty one? I
don't know, but forty one to win? But yes, that
was predictable. The only thing that made that game interesting
was I really got Jason Hoyt into live gambling. Oh really,
so really got him fizzing. Actually, I was like, jaces
next week at what method? And he goes LBW and
it happened and he goes, oh, what next one? And
(18:50):
he's like cool, behind by the keeper that was paying
nine bucks boom caught behind.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Keeper and keepers playing nine bucks.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Wow, And it was like and he was like oh
you could see him like basically go oh okay, just
makes this game interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I could turn my life upside down with this.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I put fifty on a wicket falling in the first
over and we were bowling. Yeah, Trenty got two exactly
one bold one l wew. It was always going to happen,
and that was paying three fifty. I was like, I mean,
if you're listening, you're going to watch tonight at two
thirty in the morning against Papua New Guineas and tonight yeah,
two thirty in the morning tonight. But yeah, I like,
fuck it as you gander like we hump them.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, they just looked they looked like a.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Last men's stands team. It wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
They look like they were making up numbers.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Well, they almost batted out their twenty overs for that
thirty nine to forty runs.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
That is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I know, it is.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Disgustingly disgusting from our bowling attack, not them. That's what
they had to do.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, we bo I mean, look were considering bold pretty well.
Batsman came in fan Aalen got caught down the league
side a little bit unlucky.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I don't think. I don't think it was a full
gone conclusion that we're going to win this game because
we don't have a great track record against teams that
have been under you know, war torn rags, civil war. Yeah,
teams that have had multiple civil wars in the last
few decades generally do quite well against US.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, we just don't do well against
teams who have suffered genocides. And that's why I was
a little worried going into this one. But no, yeah
we did. We did take it out. And the long
and short of that is nothing. We're still out. We're
still playing pap and you get Are we commentating that tonight?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
So.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I was just thinking, has there ever been a better
definition for a dead rubber than this game? New Zealand
versus Papua New Guinea at two thirty in the morning,
A game neither side does not make a difference whether
they win, lose, or draw. It is the epitome of
(20:48):
a dead rubber. Now, my challenge is I have to
get up at two fifteen and commentate it. Luckily, Mash
is going to come in early for his breakfast show
and he's going to and then I've got Mark Kelly
who's coming and early for his breakfast Shrew to produce it.
My challenge is I can't be asked. So we're anyone
who's watching. If you're up and watching, give us a call. Oh,
(21:09):
eight hundred acc six ninety six nine, and you can commentate.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Commentate it with you.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Well, I have asleep, you guys, you date the reins.
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I've listened to a bit of talkback radio in the
middle of the night. Yeah, and then inevitably, invariably, without
any variants at all, it turns racist, like almost straight away.
So I'm a little talk I'm a little concerned. It's
not talk back, but it is the same people that
call into talk backstations at two thirty in the morning.
(21:41):
So if you're a truck driver or whatever, still going
in the middle of the night, give us a call.
But I just garing, God damn to you that it will.
It will turn racist just quickly. McElroy, filthy irishman. He
has just finished his eighteenth hole. He is five under,
he's dropped the shot on d Chambou. D Chambo has
one whole left to duff it and bring theagrory back
(22:03):
into the league. But I don't think you will and
thankfully for US. Looks like maybe we do get golf
because he's not going to win. Super eight are all
but decided now I think I was looking. They're mostly
pensfyldy in Afghanistan, Australia, India, England, South Africa, the USA
of course because they beat Pakistan. Are the West Indies
(22:23):
and then one of either Bangladesh or the Netherlands are
going to be going in there from that final group.
So yeah, like it's I mean, I thought Pakistan we're
going to win the whole thing, but is there but
there you didn't ever know, like the West Indies.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
But Australia looks dangerously good. They were in a spot
of bother for a little while there against Ireland, I
think ye.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Then old Tim David came out just started slapping.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
It around and stolliness like they've just got such depth there
that brought them home and athletes too.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I think that. I think that's the thing that they've
figured out that the rest of the world hasn't quite
got there on, Like they've got jack foods out there.
Stynus is jacked, Stoyness is ridiculously ject him. David's Jack
as well, And I think that we are lacking behind.
You know, we've got Glenn Phillips in there. But I
think that cricket players in general, like golf players, need
to start getting real jack. So yeah, I don't know,
(23:15):
but it's gonna get. It's gonna get. So the Super
eight I think kicks off probably later on in the week. Yeah,
there's still quite a few pool games to go, which
is quite disappointing. They need to change the format. Perhaps
it's not such a dead rubber.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
But I quite like that Super eight format. I quite
like that because it was something they did a few
years ago from the Cricket World Cup.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
The Super eight. Yeah, but the like the four pools
and then immediately game two when knew we were out.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, that's our fault, though.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It is our fault. But maybe did they switch to
because wasn't the Odio World Cup two pools?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yes, and it was points based. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I don't know. There's gonna be a way that we
can get in there.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, disappointing from us. I mean, we obviously the reason
we're out is we obviously thought we'd treat the pool
games as our warm ups without even taking a consideration
with los against Afghanistan as and as that happened, it
was like.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh shitch, yeah, yeah, anyway, let's park the Cricket World
Cup for now. The Warriors lost on the weekends. We'll
do a deep dive on this man, Die Hinwood later
on on the Mad Monday podcast DWZ. Chances are he's
going to miss next week at least for a hid
high tackle on a man that did not have the ball. Yep.
On top of that, Marcelo Montour, they took a tap
(24:27):
and go the Melbourne Storm. Marcella was standing about three
feet away from the guy who depped the ball, tackled
him and threw him over the sideline. The rest of
the fuck you can't there like you can't do that,
and so he he got bend as well. We conceded
two tries over the course of both those bennings. So
but look, I've gotta be honest with you. I think
it was thirty to twenty four, maybe thirty two to
(24:49):
twenty four. Started well, started well, started very well, But
that's probably about the score you would expect. They are
at the top of the table and they've been looking excellent.
We jagged a few wins that we probably shouldn't have.
We lost a few that we should have a bunch
of players came back. It was a bit disrupted. So
it's not all doom and gloom for the Warriors, although
there are a few injuries. State of origin. There may
(25:10):
be a big call as Dhambeau shanks this one into
the bunker.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Oh my god, no, so.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Dhambo could potentially drop on. We might have a playoff here. Yeah,
Warriors lost. We'll do a deep dive on that later
on the Mad Monday podcast. But tell me more interesting
than that. We have an NRL off field scandal. Ring
ring the alarm, sound the siren. Yes, we've got an
off field scandal. Yes. A Carnulla junior player has been
(25:38):
told to cover up a homophobic tattoo or be barred
from playing in the new South Wales Rugby League sanctioned competition.
This was after he played on the weekend Buzz Rothfield
saw the tattoos head up the club. They said, we've
talked to him. I've printed them on the thing, but
I can't quite read those. What do they say?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
So has right thigh? Yeah, and we're talking about it's
like kind of below the groin, kind of heart but
it's three quarters of the way up.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
It's quite high up the thigh, but league shots are short.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah. On the right side it says each shit faggot,
and then it's it's in the kind of a it's
in cursive writing as well. Yes, And then on the
left on the left leg it carries on with snort
lines and fuck.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
This is very rugby league. This is very rugby league.
I don't even know this guy's name because he plays
in the New South Wales Cup for Cronulla. What was
going through his mind when he got this? Somebody said
he must have lost a bit. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Was he did he hang out in Bali for a
week too long?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
That could be a problem. That could be a problem.
They'll tattoo anything over there. They don't They don't care.
So yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Mean, if this was tattooed on a NPC player, yes,
all hell would break loose.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well. I think the interesting thing about that is he
wouldn't have made the team, the coach wouldn't have picked him.
But in rugby league there's a I don't care. So
this guy has been told just to wear bike pants now, yeah,
or tape or he's going to tape his thighs, like
get the lifters on each shit faggots and snort lines
and fuck snort lines and fuck. That is not a
(27:10):
tattoo that someone gets whilst sober.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
If you want to see that jump on the ACC
socials accnz in on Instagram or Facebook, check it out.
It's not made up.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It is one hundred percent real. And d Chambeau has
hit one to within three feet of the pin out
of the sand. That is shot of the day, potentially
to win the US Open. He's marching up to seek
the part that is power.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
McElroy couldn't close it.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
McElroy's back in the club rooms with what looks to
be a what are those ice blocks that are like milk,
you know those ones? Oh yeah, he's got one of those,
not a juicy, A moosey, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Anyway, a moosey somethingow.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
The Euros are going on at the moment. There are
a bunch of games going on throughout the week. I
think what we'll do is we'll get someone on who
knows a bit more about the round ball towards the
end of the week. Yeah, and give you an update
after the first basically round and.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Obviously highlights obviously all the content coming out of Germany
of English fans with RAF inflatable RAF planes and chanting
about there's no more bombers in this God.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
And anyway they should launch a second blitz Greg just
just off the back of that disrespect. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's so funny because I think the officials are banning
all these chants, but you can't ban and more you
ban it, the more they're going to sing it.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
One hundred percent. So like when you tell that guy
to stop saying Jonathan Thurston at the he's just going
to do it by going more and more.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
So it's good to see that the English fans is
bone heirs as predicted. Yeah, there's going to be more content.
I love seeing all that content coming out.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, that is powerful stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
And I saw Italian fans and I think it was
Albania and they snapped the spaghetti in front of the
spaghetti in front of them and throwing it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I know that nothing offends an Italian man more than
seeing the cans of spaghetti that we eat. They're like, okay,
and you have spaghetti end acain. So I think we
should send them a bunch of spaghetti cans whoever plays
them next? Yeah, so we'll get someone on that knows
a bit more about the Euros later on in the week.
Let's take one more ed break and we'll come back
with yours please.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yours please, brought to you by Leader Home of the LA.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Could have mountain of them to get through after the weekend,
as you can imagine as we watched his Chambeau line
up his final parties waving at someone to shut up
in the crowd, potentially lose his head and subsequently the
US open here if he duffs this first call here,
yours please?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Yeah, fellows, Hey, I'm just trying to think, what's it
the Wellington Phoenix or the Hurricanes that played the Chiefs
in the weekend. Just so, there's a few theatrics on
that field that don't really belong on a rugby phields.
I don't know, these boys watch too much Premier League
or or what. Yeah, the acting classes must be getting
(29:54):
an absolute hounding.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah all right, see lady, and I see what he's
getting out there. It was the TJ Pittinada grabbing the
head and rolling around on the ground after the some
of Penny feenwe tackle, which where.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
His head may have brushed his mullets.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Perhaps, Yeah, it was nothing, but the fact he rolled
around and holding his head drew attention to it.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Then they played it so slowly, like so slowly, it
was ridiculous slowly. As Bryson d Chambau HiT's this party,
rolls at it and he's won the US Open, he lets
out a primal SCREAMH macleroy, McElroy can't close the US Open,
couldn't even close his own devils.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Can't wait to watch full swing go and steal Mcleroy's car.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't reckon he could close the door. I'm not
proud of that joke. Yeah, a very though, a very
very theatrical town, Wellington, And there was a lot of
theatrics going on in that game, not just him, but
every time someone dropped the ball, they were looking back
to see what they tripped over. Blah blah blah. Yeah
dosmal stuff there from the from the Chiefs and also
disappointingly from the Hurricanes of the Chiefs, sorry the Hurricanes. Disappointingly,
(31:01):
whoever is playing with diceaembo DMBO just had a massive
celebration and now the other guy's playing with her to
finish and just oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Thanks mate, thanks man is that Kentley?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'm not totally sure who that is? Another caller here,
yours please?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
This is a very dusty post Field Days and Chief
semi final one.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Fuck welling too, Fox South Canterbury. Thanks for that, but
I forgot about that because Saturday was obviously the last
day of the field Days. Yeah, and then they straight
into the semi finals, so there would have been some rurals.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Would have been great if that was in the tron
in the seron, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
They would have sold it out for start.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, yeah, true. Dcembo just threw his winning ball into
the crowd after kissing it and they dropped it. We
threw it through drop that. It's now on the course again.
Jumping all over the place. Here, another call at yours please?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Currently feeding baby, first time listening on the iHeart radio,
trying to Once I.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Finished feeding baby.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
I'll try and match up the stream to the iHeartRadio
to my rugby streams dot com and see how we go.
Good game so far, good game, good game, good game,
good game. Good to see the crusader's not playing and yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Oh it's always good to get our first time. Yeah,
first time yours pleaser.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, first time call it look granted skysport, dear friends
of ours, not cheap about fifty bucks a month. Yeah,
so I can't I can't begrudge you for going the
illegal stream route. It would be an absolute nightmare to
pair our commentary with an illegal stream.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yes, because you've got to go ihearts you can get.
First of all, you've gotta have two devices, yes.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And then both of which are out of sync, not
only with each other, but with the game. Yeah. On
top of that, you're only listening and we don't give
to i'me updates, So I don't know how are you
gonna think it?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I do a little bit twenty one minutes gone or whatever,
but I'm not exact time.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
No.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah. Look, my advice is if you come into any
sort of money, I basically I do the full twelve month.
Oh yeah, now it's in one. Go just get over
num with here's here's my three hundred and fifty dollars
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
If you've got a text return, yeah, go and do that.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Or you have a win at the keza or the
on the horses, spank it and you have to worry
about it, because otherwise you worry about there's no sport
this month. I'm going to cancel it and then you
go back again. You got to start it again.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, then you sign up with two cards and double charge. Yeah,
completely understand. Okay, well, nixt Nicks one I have at
the cast. That's exactly what I'll be doing now. The
caller here yours?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Please fuck the fucking fuck is fucking can't fucking can't Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Hey, hey, hey hey, this is a family show.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Hurricanes fan has.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
To be There was an insight into the mind of
a Hurricanes fan this weekend.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
That is that sums up. Set's probably sums it up,
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
They were already thinking about how they were going to
celebrate the championship.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
They That's why I don't think they sold out sky.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Stadium because they thought they'll come back next week.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, and they thought I'll go to the final. I
guarantee that was the that thought process those fans.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
You know it pissed me off about that, is it?
Now that you've said that, that's probably what the Blues
fans are thinking and they were right, I reckon that's
still not showing up next week.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
You wait, you wait till you see how many Mana
fans come up that motorway. It's gonna be a home game.
There's going to be moners in the year. They Mana
fans are crazy. Yeah, they are out of all the fans.
You wait, you wait, and even I think Luke Jacobson
said that afterwards because a whole like about a thousand
them went down to Wellington and he said, we've got
the best fans in the competition. They'll travel anywhere, so
(34:50):
watch out Auckland.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I've gotta be honest, I think they do. I think
like just having been in Hamilton for a few of
these games, the whole town, it doesn't really happen anywhere else.
The whole town is in on this game. Everyone's talking about.
All the pubs are full with people either watching the game,
about to go to the game.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
I want to I want to Dunkirk. I want anyone
who's got more than seven seats in a vehicle to
offer your services this Saturday and drive Chiefs Mana fans
up the motorway. You don't have to bring them back,
they can find their own way back. Just get them
up into Auckland. Get them into Eden Park. It's take up,
take over the east stand again, take over the old terraces.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
All Dunkirk, any sea going vessel. If you've got a plane,
a crop dust, a helicopter, anything. You get a boat,
you get a car, you get a bus, a van.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
You could even jet boat up to the up the
white cattle to Midimdi and then Midi Medi someone else
can pick them up on a tractor and take them
the rest of the way.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Where does the white cattle go into the sea.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Oh, that's it put white cattle. That's but that's out
in the coast because it kind of west coast. It
hangs a left and goes out to the west coast.
So it's when it hangs a left you've got to
get out. And that is about in Midi Medi or Mercer.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah. Well look, if you want to go all the
way up there out the mouth of portwalk, go all
the way around the cape and back down.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
To again go through the Manecow heats.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
God bless you. I'm just saying I'm all in on
the Dunkirk. I'd love to see the footage of it.
I'd like to think that there'll be a blues fan
out there strafing you like Tom Hardy in the movie
Just Down the State.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Do shut it off, though, shut it off. It like
Rainbow's end, you know, like just form a line across
the motorway. Rainbows and all that out here is that
that that that that that has always man is coming
(36:41):
over the bomb over the bomb bays. It's a whole
lot of mona busses.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I love it. I love it all right, full dunkirk.
I think we've got a couple more here.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Call it yours please, Oh yeah, good a fellas. Just
in regards to the World Cup disaster, the last over
we ju Lane, we could have won. We needed thirty
three and six sexes thirty six.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
We would we could have got over.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
That third six that Mitch Satiner missed and the crowd
went there that was That's when the game was gone.
But we could have done it.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
He could have been a hero, but fucking wasn't to be. Yeah, look,
you're right, we could have won it. But I just
had a feeling that it wasn't gonna happen. I mean
six sixes, I mean he hit the first two for
six and it was like, oh yeah, okay, I was
you're right, she's right, because I was I was calling it,
and I was very just, oh god, here we go,
(37:40):
and I've given up, given up. I hadn't even thought
that the fact that he could hit six sexes. But
obviously the third boy hit down the ground, but he
hit another one. The fourth ball went for six, I think,
and then yeah, that was the game.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
But yeah, mathematically yes, but I watching that didn't feel
like no, you know, like the game was gone at
that point, because as a gambling man, anytime you start thinking, well,
if he hits six consecutive sixes, which I think has
happened twice in cricket history, then we could win your
sort of your bets done, I think at that point.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah, good point. I mean, I know I did give
up the ghost early because we just paid so terribly.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
All right, a couple more here, call the yours fleas.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah, look, fellows, I just want to apologize for the
Highland as a Brumbies call.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Look.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
To be honest, did I expect the Brumbies to be
in the top three? Absolutely fucking not for Australia. And also,
you know, I was watching the black Cats go from
from seventy six seven to getting stopped by the West
Indias and I came in.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
I'm mind slip. So yeah, chief, sorry fellas, it's not
your fault.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's not your fault, not your fault. I understand. That's
a that's a tough time.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
That's was the caller. He came up and said he
hoped for a Brumbies.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
That is what are the chances of the Highlander is
making the final Very fucking slim, very very slim. So yeah,
but look, I understand, man, it's these things take their whole. Yeah,
your mind's scattered. You don't know what's real anymore. To
be honest, when you know when did this will start
for the other party? You know how long has it
been over for them, these kinds of things. So I
(39:14):
completely understand one more call it here, you'rs please.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Chance.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
You know what I love about that the most is
he had someone in the weddings really to go to
do the charms, the challenge harmony.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I like to think that he's just like, hold hold on,
hold on, I got one more and then conducting her
I don't even know what there was in reference to
I presume his triasise.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, I think you know, we did call for some
more warriors chants because the Warriors fans great fans, best
fans in usual by far, but they're just a bit
lost when it comes to art in terms of doing
stuff together. Yeah, they just get the war Yeah, Warriors,
you know they need to. They've got so much room
to move with all that kind of stuff, got a
(40:15):
lot to work with. There's no one bringing them together
that one. Can we hear it again?
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Can we?
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I can't? Just getting it over the line with the fans.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
That is brilliant. We love that. If you've got another one,
send it through on the voicemail function on the iHeartRadio app.
As we watch bryceon Di Chambeau walking up to accept
the trophy for the US Open, we will knock it
on the head for today. We'll see you tomorrow for
a Tuesday episode of the Gender Podcast.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
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