October 20, 2024 • 36 mins
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ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart after an enormous weekend of sport for NZ to answer the question: Now that we've won the America's Cup, do we care (07:22)?
Then the fellas digest an improbable World Cup victory for the White Ferns (14:35) and the Black Caps beating India in India (16:22)!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Live from the Export Beer Garden Studios and brought to you,
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is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the twenty month of October.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap trap,
brought to you my next sport a Vulture.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And the brand new studio has taken about three weeks
to become absolutely ruined here. There are stains all over
the bloody table.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, coffee mug stains.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I mean, I don't know what these are.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I had to call out James mcconey because he leaves
caps of tea everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And before you cat.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
With you, he's like Leehart with half drunk beers.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Met half drunk beers two steps gone.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
But there's some sort of chocolate stains on the desk
here and we can't figure out who it is because
we were the last ones in here to do the podcast.
No commentary over the week, which we are going to
talk about later on in the podcast. But I know
the Boog Show come in here over now and then
and do a bit of recording.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh they don't pre record this show to they.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, I mean, I don't know if it's the show,
but they're definitely in here recording.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
So they do their potty, they do their outro.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They do something, and I reckon they fucking Jason Hoyt's
got bloody chocolates. Yeah, that's written over.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
A little bit of controversy. This morning, I've filled in
on her to keep breakfast. And we found some.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Wedges for shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh yeah, on Pugsley's desk, which you don't know what
wedges are.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's to give you a bit of a lift.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, if you're struggling vertically, and these all silicon lifts
that you can put and I put them in my
shoes and a mentally, it does give you a bit
of a lift that work.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Deep shame you can't get around like that all day.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Deep shame though, knowing that I got them in And
so we started talking about what's more shameful wedges or
a rinse, a bad rints.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Wages because you're hiding it. Wow, the rints you can't hide.
I know you think you're hiding it. And by the way,
there we someone listening this podcast right now. But I'm like,
I just want you to know, we know, I don't
know you exist. So the fact that you're taking offense
to this means you're aware of it. We did say.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We did talk about the rints and we said, if
you think you're getting away with your rints, you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
People are talking about you behind your back.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So whatever your thing is, by the way, it could
be a rinse, it could be something else, a rug,
whatever it is, we all know. Yeah, but yeah, I
for the longest time thought that my superpower was being
able to spot a rints from a mile away. Yeah,
everyone superpower. It's actually not that hard to spot. I
was generally like, if it's a white guy with darker
hair than me and he's laid into his fifties, suspicious, Well.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's also the eyebrows and the facial hair, facial he
gives it away, massively gives it away, so you've got
to just lean into it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And what else.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
We talked about af your other things, and Jimmy Well
shocked us with a story about he is doing some
terrible work in the TV ands e changing rooms. He
revealed another insight one of a former TV inst employee
would wear male spanks but almost like a full length
spanks up to his chest and tummy in.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
A lot like a little rolled roasts.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, and so we were like, who was it? They
wouldn't tell us, and we were saying names, were like,
it's not sloppy, save is it? And he's like no, no,
And then we worked out as a former employee, so
it eventually got it out of Camal Santa Maria.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh right, Yeah, he's running a.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Full men's spanks operation under his.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Suit, right, and a sexual assault assault lawsuit as well.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah. I think he's contesting that that whole.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So they should have sacked them for that before he
ever got the chance to do anything, to be fair,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That is true. So yeah, we talked about deep shameful
things that mainly men up too, because I think there's
as we mentioned, there's a different kind of there's a
different criteria for women because they put makeup on in
the morning and a lot of them die there here anyway.
But they are out there, they're open about it, whereas
guys are that's in the background, dying in here surreptitiously
(04:06):
and putting lifts in their shoes. The Veneers Veneers is
another one. Yeah, have you seen have you come across
someone you hadn't seen for a while, and they've got veneers. No,
it's the funniest thing you've ever seen. I've never seen it.
It'll happen in some stage in your life. One of
your mates will go off and get veneers and you'll
see him and you will immediately start laughing, and it's
not really the reaction they're looking for.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I know someone who I've seen dudes like English dudes,
particularly when I was in Dubai. There's a lot of
the English dudes, and they'll have the whitest teeth that
you've ever seen in your life, perfectly straight. They don't
look like teeth. It's like you've got a mouth guarden
or something like that. I also know a guy who
I'm not going to say his name because he's told
me off for mentioning him in the past. But he
(04:50):
showed up to where he worked. They had like a
site changeover. Sure, I've told the story before. It's about
fifty dudes sitting in a room and they're changing over
from the night shift before work, and the guy's up
the front and goes Yep. If you go down the back,
you'll notice that that area is blocked off. There's something wrong,
something faulty. You don't go down there. And then if
you look at the you fucking died you're here, mate.
(05:14):
This guy standing in the front go no, no, no,
I haven't. But he'd been using that shampoo that darkens
you're here. Yeah, Ruder uses that.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I used to use it until he had exactly the
same scenario. Ruder the producer of the Breakfasher. He said
a few years ago, when he started going funny a
bit of grays, he started using the shampoo until he
bumped into a friend who just went, why are you
doing you're here?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And he didn't do it from then on. Yeah, nahant,
why not just embrace the grays? Yeah, I think most
dudes with black here know that you go gray very early.
I've got a lot of grays, and so you can't
sort of you've either got to commit to dying it
all the time. But the dye doesn't look black. It
looks blue.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, and it's fishy. I've seen a few kind of
mousey brown dye jobs.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They that is tougherence, That is tough because then there's
the regrowth. Yeah, is this The other thing is dudes,
So when women do this, they commit it's a whole thing,
you know. They look after their hair quite thoroughly. A
dude will just run the rints through it and then
leave it for like another six months. You can't do that.
Now you've got regrowth, you get the bloody half and half.
(06:20):
We've got that fucking Billy eilish it. As a fifty
year old man. All you have to say is everyone knows. Yes,
everyone knows well know. We all know.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
We might not say it to your face, but we're
saying it behind your back.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I do appreciate the kind of man who will openly
address it though as well. We're just like, yeah, you
just ran the die through my here last night. That's fine, Yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't mind that. It's just the ones hiding it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah. The most open man about dying is here that
I've met. He's probably not open about it on here,
but I'm going to say it anyway. Steve mccovett, he'd
come in after he died his here, it's like, yeah,
died the last night. He's the different one's not quite
the same. I was like, I'm going to respect that.
I got to respect that. If you shut up your
addressing the fact that you've died, you here Stephen m.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Speaking of which, he'll be tearing Barcelona a new one,
wouldn't he see.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
He'll be I reckon he would have. I reckon he
definitely would have tried to find Ben Ainsley to like
shake hands and make amends. I don't think Ben Ainsley
would have been up for it. Or should we start
with the America's Cup then if we're actually going to
talk about some sports, The America's Cup remains New Zealand's Cup,
third time in a row, third consecutive. I need you already.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I kind of knew this, but only four countries have
ever won the America's Cup.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Isn't it the oldest prize in sporting history?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Australia, New Zealand, England, America?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
What's that now? Did America when it first? Yeah? So
I don't know what. It's such a bizarre I can't so.
I guess my first question is you've been saying, well,
it's been going on. Does anyone care because we know
it's not coming back now that we've won it, do
you care? I know?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
And yeah they're coock teasing us as well, But of
course the questions are is it coming back? You're going
to race in New Zealand and Dalton's come with the
well will never say never. You know, the door is
always open. It's like boh shit.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Sailing is just a long series of lawsuits and then
every now and then a race breaks out.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, it's it's all going to do with money. We
don't have the money. No, we don't want to spend
the money.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, but that should be part of it. It should
be built into the things like, yes, we don't have
the money. Yeah, it's going to be kind of lamer
than if you're in Barcelona. But if you want it
somewhere else, then beat us and come and take it.
Otherwise we're going to be fizzing around like Topau next year.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
That'd be mean, or like Wakatipu that would be cool.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That would be sick. Yeah, up and down in front
of Queenstown. Yeah, that would be awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
You have to chop on them in on some sort
of kind of I don't know it will train train
them in, train them in. They're big units. Maybe they
have to build them all in Queenstown. Queenstown's now become
a city.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Did you know that? I did not know that it's
tipped over.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Thirty thousand is that which goes from a town.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I found this out this morning. Was okay, look, if
you listen to the Hardache Breakfast, yeah you get a lot.
It tips you over to what is known as a city.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Do you need a cathedral because that was my understanding
that I think that might be in England. Okay, my
understanding was there was a population quota and then you
also needed a cathedral.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I haven't seen many cathedrals INENI no cathedral in coeens Down. Okay,
So thirty thousand, which is what makes Timurrow a city as.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
TMURI got thirty tomorrow is about forty almost fifty year,
so it's a city too. It's a city omor not
suck it. Same with Ashburton that also sucks and doesn't
have a really Ashburton.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But that didn't Ashburton's population explode after the quake.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Did they?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Maybe they did they tip over their city.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I don't think it did.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Speaking of which, are we going to touch on that
part of the world Mid Canterbury, Yes, stumbled at the
last hurdle. The swampies took them out.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
They did, they did. The swamp fox has took them
out in the in the heartland Championship final and to
that I've got to say fuck made Canterbury. And actually
that was the only league of our three way that
had as well. Yeah it was a spikee being against
Mid Canterbury and it came in only by half a point.
But yeah, I don't know America's Cup. Do we just
(10:13):
draw a line under it and say I don't care anymore?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah no, because now now it's going to happen law suits.
Now they'll cockta is the fact that can come back
to New Zealand. But New Zealand will have to raise
half a billion dollars to do it, and yeah we'll go.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Nah, yeah, why would we? Yeah what I don't know.
I've never understood sports a lot. Yeah, but you guys
have got to help us fundrais to do it. It's like,
no enough people gave a shit about your sport. You
wouldn't have to fundraise. The tickets would pay for it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Sal GP is going to be a good time though.
Is here end of January and Auckland and the track
for that try I say track of course. The course
for the course for it is pretty sick. It's between
the Harbour Bridge and the Fury Terminal. So it's a tiny,
tiny stretch of water. It's not very wide, so you'll
be able to see it from land, yeah easily, yea.
(11:00):
So from the tank Farm and from Bayswater, Stanley Point
all across there you'll be able to watch it. But
that's a tight course, man, real tight course. So that's
gonna be really interesting. That's going to be obviously the
the black foils and there there's Pete Burling and Blad
Choke again. They got a good thing going and they
flipping flopping between America's Cup and sale GP.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, that's the right time. It does seem look a
good time. I'm watching him it. Let's oh, just before
we do take a quick break, Lim Lawson. We were
just watching him out in the office. He finished in
the Formula one and finished what ninth, Yeah, he started
and I just I thought he'd started.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
He qualified fifteenth, but he had to take a grid
penalty because Daniel Ricardo left a turn on the seat
before and when he left and retarda and he he
was nineteenth on the grid and he finished ninth.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh, he got in the points.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
That's I think that's the biggest that would have been
the biggest goal what's the best case scenario in this
first race, get some points.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
On the whole thing?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Oh yeah, no, not not with no way. That was
miles behind the Ferraris.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
But shouldn't I mean this is probably a bigger issue
with motor games in general. Shouldn't anyone be able to
win any race?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, okay maybe, I just.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Although although between the McLaren's, Ferraris and Red Bull, they
all those can win race. All those teams can win races,
but the rest of them, something drastic has to happen
in the race.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's another rich guy sport. It's like there are rules
that prevent it being an equal opportunity for everyone, and
it's just whoever's got the most money then will figure
out who's going to win out of.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Those days all the smartest engineers, Yeah, who command the
highest paychecks. Is all right, Liam Lawson, he's won some points. Yes,
he is in a full time seat. I say that
in the office.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Now, what's going to happen is this is what we
do with as New Zealanders. If he doesn't go on
to become the greatest race card driver of all time,
we're going to say he's a failure. Now because he's
had early success and then we turn around and go
Jesz really shipped the bed ever since the ended.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Great stuff and he beat his team Sonoda, So that's
always good. And I think he may have even just
come behind Cagio pitti Is and the other Red Ball.
He's rumored to take his seat full time next year
and race alongside the strap On.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah. So they so that teammates essentially just in the
fact that they raced for the same team, but they
don't work together.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, got you got Red Bull Racing, which is the
premier team with Vis strap On and pet Is, and
then you've got what's it called kind of other Way
Racing Bulls, which is the feeder team still owned by
Red Bull. Right, it's the kind of feeder team into
the main team.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
But those two cars don't work together.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That are in Okay No, No, they're different cars, different
engineering teams, different pit teams, everything, but it's just owned
by the same parent company. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I was wondering why he would take his mate out anyway. Okay,
so he's scored some points.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Oh he started a fight too, which was good with
Fernando Alonso. So Fernando Alonso is like the boomer of
the of the grid, the oldest dude there, and he's
just grumpy airs And he has accused Liam Lawson of
driving dangerously when they were racing for fourteenth and fifteenth
in the sprint race, and he said afterwards, he said,
I'll get him back, and he did. He pulled in
(14:10):
front of him during his flying left slowed him down.
Fernando Alonso pulled in front of Lin Lawson, Liam Lawson
and Liam Lawson's.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
That, yeah, get over.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
It's racing. Yeah, this is what we do. Yeah, I
ain't think the whole point of it. I don't think
you're a Formula one driver to to have Fernando Alonso. Yell,
let you a grumpy old man. Massive weekend the sport.
There's still so much to get through. Let's take a
quick break. We haven't even touched on the cricket, so
we'll take quick break. We'll come back and talk cricket.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Also the White Ferns who claimed their maiden T twenty
World Cup title with they thirty two run victory over
South Africa and Dubai this morning. Of course they came
into the tournament with on a ten nail slide. Yeah,
then all of a sudden, and I likened it a
little bit to Stephen Bradbury last last week where all
of the other ice skaters had fallen over and all
of a sudden we were coming through. It wasn't quite
(14:56):
like that, but it was the all of the teams
that had tipped us up. Yes, we're all of a
sudden gone. Yeah, And it changed the complexion of the
whole competition. And so overnight last night at about what
two three in.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The morning, yep, wrapped up at six thirty.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Wrapped up at six six thirty. This morning, we won
the bloody World Cup.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, world champions, World fucking world champions, and convincingly too,
convincing over South Africa. I mean they were paying twenty
ones before the tournament, and someone who was this morning
said they got on them at twenty one's pre tournament
and they got on them at eights before the knockouts, yeah,
(15:35):
and had a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So I think we on the ACC got on them
at about eights as well, did we. Yeah, there was
something in there that filled the kiddy up.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, Oh no, that was that was top scoring revenge
or top scoring the first innings.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh, we got that one as well that one.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Too, but yeah, great they were Hopefully they're parting their
asses off over there. Do by get out to the
parm Atlantis, get on the rooftop bar, yeah, and tear
Dubai a new one because they're going to come home
where no one saw this coming. No, no one saw
this coming.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
And so good on them.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
They've proved all the doubt as us included when they
came into this World Cup with like you were saying,
it's ten run shit.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Ten slide. Yeah. Then they won three games in the
pool matches and then haven't dropped on since. Ye, So
powerful stuff from them. And then also over the weekend,
the Black Caps beat India in India. I think is
it the third time ever?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yes, first time about thirty odd years yeah, last one
was in that kind of eighties.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So third time we've ever been in them in India.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yes, yeah, yep. And I must admit I was nervous.
I was scratching around when India got one hundred and
ten run lead. Yeah, I was like, oh shit, but
didn't need to worry.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
They did not need to worry.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Between well, Young and Revendra came home won by eight wickets,
and I must admit looking at that Indian team potentially
the most out of shape international sports team on the planet.
It's something I'm Kate Moss, but like just have some
self respect. I don't know. And they played that game
(17:09):
so recklessly in that first innings. Even in the second
innings there were some moments where I was like, what's
going on here? So I it'd be interested to see
how they approach the second tiers Indians, because if they
get tipped up again or don't perform, the questions are
going to be asked around their attitude.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well, they'll be burning ifs in the street.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh yeah, I mean that the next pitch is going
to be turning square, so that's going to be Mauldi terrifying.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
But whoever prepared that last pitch will go missing?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Family, Yeah, Well I don think that all the rain
didn't help because it just kept the.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Juice in the wicket.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, but a great performance from Ravender, great for betting
performance from Tim Southey and nowhere brought us home as well.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
It was a shit. It was a good weekend. Yeah,
it was a powerful weekend of sport. I just want
to bring this to your attention. At six forty one,
PM last night someone brought a black Caps Supporters Support
Group T shirt. Now at that point we would have
been less than fifty runs required to win.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
People, I don't I don't blame this person. I was
going through the same emotions because when Latham got Sawn
off for a duck and we were one down without
scoring a run, I.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Was like, oh shit, any game where any match where
there's a team out for less than one hundred and
one of the innings, yes, it's always hovering over the
rest of it, even though we both scored four hundred
in the next two innings. And look if this.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Helped that, this purchase of this Black Cap support of
Support Group T shirt helped get them over the line
in terms of managing their nerves and emotions, then it's
job done for us. Yeah, And I think to celebrate
it's got a note from Joe Jury, who's in charge
of the a SEC shop. He has got half priced
Steady of the Ship hats. Oh until they run out
(18:48):
in a celebration of this cricketing weekend. So half price
Steady of the Ship Hats. Just use the code word
Kiwi Kiwi on checkout and you will get fifty percent
off steady of the ship hats until we run out,
So get onto that if you want to get your
hats for the summer.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I was wondering what he was doing with all those
hats and the football. We went to the football over
the weekend at Auckland f C. On Saturday night. It
was actually at about five o'clock, so the sun was
up for that. I sat down in the south stand
with all of the port was sort of just in
front of me. There they were going bloody hard. It
was a great experience, like it was interesting to me
(19:26):
that the team hadn't existed until that game. And a
lot of people on social media calling us bandwagon fans
for being it was the first ever game. Everyone's a
fucking bandwagon fan.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I think they meant bandwagon to the game of football potentially,
Mane And to those people, I would say, I'm not
a fan of the game of football. I don't enjoy
the sport at all, but I'll jump I just want
to see what it's all about. And this is why,
again I've been saying this the whole time about soccer.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
They're the worst fans. They're the worst of us for
this exact reason. We're not fans of soccer. We went along.
We want to be a game, to try and get
involved in people. No fucking fans, Well no, I never
come again. I want to be a fan, so do I.
And God they were going hard. There's that crew with
all the flags and that the port and before the
game they were standing in the concourse just next to
(20:13):
Fritzswenas there and jumping up and down and singing and
shouting their head all their chance. Where they practiced those
I don't know, like do they did? They put a
hymn sheet up online.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
They all met at Tyler Street Sports bar in town,
I think right, But I think they've got little little
Facebook community group that they share stuff on practice. They
bought something and but a bit a bit of controversy
coming out of the back of it though, because they
had a traditional Marty welcome the warriors, but no one
(20:44):
told the players how to react to it. And the
players came out and they faced the stand and they
had their backs to the.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Apparently cause a bit of sound might in the stands.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
What do you mean, what's the controversy you wear? You
got a couple of funck South Canterbury's, which was good. Yeah,
a couple of sprays from the guys walking past, which
I personally enjoyed everywhere I.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Go, and that's with my message. She's like, do you know,
was like no, and they just yelled fuck South Canterbury.
That's a long, long story. More people in the comments
been like, what's all like, tagging me, like, what's going on?
Why is everyone? Why have you turned on South Canerbery's
I haven't. I've somehow become the face of a franchise
that didn't lose for five years and so yeah, people
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just screaming at me. But it was good. I thought,
a couple of work ons, a couple of work ons
if I could. For Auckland f C's next game, they
tried this horn. Oh my god, that was so bad.
It didn't work. Poor Finn can Eat Mesh from The
Hardacky Breakfast Show. He was the ground announcer and he
he had to go over and blow the horn that
was gonna call the guys into the pitch, and when
(21:54):
he blow it, it just didn't work. It was a
bit of a well what it was.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
It was a traditional air assault airhorn that he was
putting into another larger horn.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
It was just never gonna work.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, I think I think that that has definitely work on.
They've got Sydney FC this weekend back at go hard,
so that's definitely a work on.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And then the other thing I was going to say
is when there was a bit of a hocker and
a cardhonger calling everyone into the stadium. When that was
going on, and the guys were chanting in the stands
at the same time, and then the players were out
on the pitch as well, it was like ghost bumps.
It was fucking awesome. Been the fog horn thing. And
just have those guys calling the port into the stand
(22:34):
so have them doing the cart hung out on the field.
Then you got these guys coming over the hill of
that chanting. Then the players come out of the tunnel. Yeah,
go at all angles. Yeah, that would be That would
be sick. And another couple of points of feedback. I
know that painting your face is a big part of
football culture and football fandom. Unfortunately half of the Auckland
(22:55):
FC colors is black, the blue and black. There was
for my liking too much black face.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well the blue was too dark, the blue was too dark,
the blue was finding then turned to the society, You're
like oh, oh shit, and I reckon I would have
saw probably almost double digits black face.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
So that was oh, look, these are all these are
all very sensible work on for this weekend. I went
up into the port and I got I think I
scaled about three beers. I got yelled you know the rules,
and a beard chucked in my hand. So that was good.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That was a good introduction.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
And I also got in a bit of trouble for
what looked like me buying pals for underage kids.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, and look a lot like you buying pals. Yeah,
would you describe what happened? I look, it was just
for theater. I took that pals off those kids immediately
after we filmed it, So no ten year old's drunk
pals just throwing it out there. Great, and it would
have never happened if it was export ter as well. Correct.
Final final piece of feed back fleers great powerful. They
(24:02):
were flips. There were about three or four flips.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I don't think the fliers are they like smoke bombs.
Isn't it a flip? Na, it's not a The proper
flers are the ones that burn it like a thousand degrees,
you know. Yeah, they were just they were quite clever actually,
because they were very small, quite effective for they were
just like little smoke, very effective smoke bombs.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
The probably first first issue with it the security guards
had no idea how to deal with them, because one
rolled down in front of a security and he looked
at his like like, there's that explode?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Is that a firework? What there?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You know how they've got the buckets overseas to chuck
the fliers in, They don't have any of that, so
they don't really know what to do with. The second
thing is as soon as one popped off, Lauren, who
works out in the office with us, she goes, it's
a boy, And then I realized a blue flear it
looks like a gender reveal. I think we need to
lean into that and just go full gender reveal every
(24:53):
week and have signs it's a boy. When we let
the flair go Auckland, it's a boy. I reckon that'll
be a go. I never did get into the corporate box.
I was gonna let off the first ever corporate flair,
but I didn't see one there, so it's still it's
the line on the world's first ever corporate flare.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, and look and not to be out shown. The
Phoenix a scrambled a draw in their opening match as well.
Down there in Wellington went all, yeah, you know, we're
copying a little bit of heat from Phoenix fans. But hey,
look this is a shiny new thing that we want
to play with that's up in Auckland. Let us play
with it for a little bit and bring on the
derby in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Times. Also, we can be bought, yes, like one hundred percent.
We we're not above selling out correct, and so reach
out Wellington Phoenix. We've been paid nothing from Auckland FC,
so you know, twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I didn't get ship by any merch. Do you buy
any merch?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
No, the merch cues were massive. The merchant is quite cool.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
They have they had done so well to get that
much merch out before this game.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, everyone was kidded up. Yeah yeah, people are flags
and shit anyway. Yes, we can one hundred percent be
bought by any football franchise anywhere. But yeah, Aukland. You
see that a flyover? Was that a halftime? No, that
was before the game. Yes. Uh. And the last thing
was I was sitting up in the south stand there
(26:14):
were these punishing kids who were running around or jacked
up on candy floss and whatnot. And they were desperately
trying to start a Mexican wave. But the problem they
dealt with was the port splits the South stand straight
up the middle, and they were all in their own world,
those port thoughts. They stand the whole time, singing and chanting,
waving their flags. It's a barrier for the Mexican Wall.
(26:37):
A Mexican wave cannot get through the port because they're
not look at.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
They're like Donald Trump, Yeah they are. They built the
wall to stop in the Mexicans.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
They have and it's super effective. None of them are
getting through. Maybe that's what they should do in America.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
They the port a full line of football fans, Yeah,
singing and chaman.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I reckon it a work, but thoroughly enjoyed it. And
the other thing is it's going to be going throughout summer,
so Mount Smart Stadium in the summer's just going to
be delightful and the beautiful summer sunshine out there. All right,
let's take one more quick break and when we come back,
yours please.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yours please, Brought you by Leader Home of the.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
LA First Caller here actually sent that they ran out
of time, so they've sent two back to back, so
I reckon we'll play them back to back, so call
it yours please.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Hey fellas and a missage. About a month ago I
talked to about the great divorce of New Zealand football
and unfortunately you guys picked Auckland FC. And you haven't
just picked them, You've gotten to bed with them. You've
took an alley looms Coke mooney and you're up in
the box disgrace. Anyway, I just want to know, are
there any ACC members that are Phoenix fans? Do we
(27:48):
at least get Lee Baker? And will you show face
at the cake tin on November second, because we will
be there. We're petted off and another thing and a divorce.
Who gets hurt? It's the children? And who are the
children in the scenario. It's of course the mainland meathead
rugby wounders. And they don't want to hear.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
This fucking soccer football chat. They're fucking pissed off, they
don't care a fuck. They're fucking on their traptors. They
don't want to hear it. And I would just like
to extend an olive branch to the mainland, meetad Rugby Wounders.
Your Phoenix fans, unless you're from South Canterbury, you can
get fucked.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Fu Yep, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Firstly, didn't accept any money from Ali Williams. Weren't in
a box.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Also didn't turn down anybody would happily except absolutelys weren't offered.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I look, I mean we are in bed, we had
a good time, we share the crap out of each
other on Saturday and I'll go back again on Saturday.
So unless the Phoenix can offer up something a bit
funkier in the bedroom, yeah, I'm sticking with Auckland f C.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's right now. The Phoenix do take their shirts off
at least whereas Auckland f C don't.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Although I did see a few of them do it.
Really I saw in that second goal some few of
them took their tops off and I think that was
more of a finger to Phoenix fans.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yes, yeah, to wind them up.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
And as you get to tell by that message, it's
fucking work.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It's worked. It's worked. It's an organic rivalry straight off
the bat as well, which is great.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Ali Williams said something interesting in the day. I say,
what's going to happen with the derby, Like, who I mean,
is it Auckland v New Zealand, Auckland v Wall goes mate,
it's New Zealand versus Wellington. It's like they suck all
our money dry down the air. They're taking all our Texas.
They just spend it on lattes and craft bet the
whole country and ne scip behind us when we go
down there, and I was like, Okay, good luck with that.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I yeah, I feel like that's the perception of Auckland
to the rest of the count trick. I don't think
that's how people think of Wellington.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I don't think we need the rest of the country
in Auckland. They don't need it. So it'll be interesting
two weeks time that derby down and Welly. It's going
to be a cracker. Lee Baker must be a soccer fan, right,
Oh yeah, To answer that question, Paul Ford. Paul Ford
is a die hard Phoenix fan. He lives in Wellington.
He goes to all the games. Lee Baker, maybe he
looks like a strikes me as the kind of guy
(30:01):
be a football bat. He is a true blue Orlander.
There's nothing more. He drives a Tesla.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
He owns a.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
House in Auckland, but he now lives in christ Church.
He's not going to be a next tent.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
But you got put forward. D's all right, another caller here,
You're okay.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
I'm great to see it. The Sea game on Saturday,
good work for you, fellas. Yeah, just rewatched the replay
this Sunday morning. The game had everything except for one thing.
I was missing that one thing. No, you promised a flare.
There was no fucking flea in mate, don't make false
(30:37):
promises and get my hopes up like that. No, wonder
if Fox South Canneburgh.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, well hard to get your hands on a flair.
And what I thought was the fler turns out is not.
It's just a smoke bomb. So yeah, someone needs to
actually anyways, Paty.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Can get fleers is from marine stores.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I was going to say where would you get a flair.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
And they usually read because, yeah, a blue flear.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Particularly if you're out at sea, it's probably not going
to be too helpful. No, that's the thing I need
to I need to start canvassing shops around, particularly as
we come into guy fawks and be like, hey, I'm
having a gender reveal it's a boy. Yeah, can you
get me what's the biggest blue flea you got? And
then I'll bring it in the next weekend again. If
I can get into a corporate box, I will let
off the world's first corporate flair and probably the world's
(31:24):
last world world's only ever corporate flare, and I'll never
be allowed to back it out smart again. But yeah, sorry,
I did let you down there, and I will be better.
Another caller here yours please.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Happy Monday, my birthday over the weekends, and receives the
lovely acinek great great gift for a lifelime black hair
supporter in the day, one acc supporter back in the
day when you head to sink in your bloody radio
to the TV, how do we giggle at the g
(31:58):
lane penis In the fact, my kid's favorite page was
when I think.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
He got censored there then to him, I got I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
The favorite page was when your ass. It's probably that
picture right at the end where there's a picture at
the end of met he's putting a frozen popping candy
frozen banana up my bum. Yeah, which was a client
It was a client promo gone wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It was for hel pizza. You know brief you get
from clients.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
It's like, just have some fun with it, Like just
do a photo for social media and just have some
fun with it. You know whatever, man, whatever you guys
want to do. So I dropped my pants and he
pretended to it and set it into my butt and
then we put that out and they're like, not that, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Not that. This is the thing where that's one of
the most bizarre, Like everyone wants to advertise with the
ACC until they get it. Everyone wants the ACC until
they get it, and then it's just disaster. We we're
talking about client sponsorships. There was a pizza place that
was sponsoring us one time and they sent us some
pizzas and they wanted some pizzas delivered to Hosking, remember this.
(33:07):
So they dropped them off in the morning and they
were delivered to me. So I was like, yep, sweet,
here's all these pizzas. I didn't know about the hosting
part of it, and the delivery guy didn't either. He
didn't tell me anything. So I we just tuck in
and eat all these pizzas. Then I get a phone call.
Did Hosking get his pizzas. I was like, I don't know,
did you send them to them? No, they were got
said to you. They were supposed to go to Hosky.
I was like, well you didn't tell me. Oh no,
(33:29):
What's I was like, is Mike Hosking a fucking eight
in the morning is going to eat a pizza?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
So if you could even get it into his studio,
can you imagine him in his like Maserati with a pizza.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah happened. Absolutely not. They didn't.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
They break into tears and they start crying.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And the and the worst part was I'm still quite
new into the business. And I went to text one
of my mates here at work and because he was like,
oh do you do we no need to do this
thing today. It's Friday afternoon, And I said, Madam at
the pub, we'll deal with it on Monday. But I
actually sent that to the sales rep and looked after
the pizza company who was beside himself that asking didn't
(34:06):
get his pizza, and mate at the pub, we'll sort
this out on Monday. And so I've got a tearful
call on monday. Man. Anyway, it's good. Hey, we've forgot one.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
The silver The silver funds, the Nitty beat Australia Nity
and our mate in Wild one is Trothon in the
World Series and Wild he won as well. And our
pedal Foonds women's water polo hot canoe team ship A won.
It's one of the great weekends.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
One we'll call here yours please?
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Oh hello, it's Lee from Maype here. I'd just like
to say, on behalf of New Zealand, thanks to g
Lane for telling us or to put our money behind
India for the win. Half the country hadn't have done that.
New Zealand definitely would have got wouldn't have got that
win on that test match. So what a time to
be alive? How good was that? Give him a taste
key We thanks g Lane and yeah fuck some dudes, so.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, thank you. He's saying that you reverse cursed.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Oh okay, Caps, Like, I mean, my pleasure. I copped
a lot of people sliding into my DMS because I
sat here this time last week actually and said, India,
you're paying two thirty for the wind Yeah, double your money.
Black Caps are paying fifteen dollars. I think I was like,
stay away from that.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Withdrawing a term deposits a siphon off some of the mortgage.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, and I've absolutely shaped the bead on that one.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
But reverse curse, reverse curse.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
All I can say is, is there anyone that's unhappy
today about that result?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Wow, that guy that put three hundred bucks on it?
Oh yeah, that he'd probably be but upset about it. Yeah,
but no, it's powerful stuff, all right. We didn't even
talk about the I mean said before, there's so much
we didn't talk about. We'll talk about the NPC tomorrow.
We may even see and I don't know if he's
aware of what seems to be a bit of a
curse on this podcast, but we may even say if
we can get Brad Shields back on, every person that's
(36:02):
come onto this podcast has gone on to lose that week. Yes,
so he may not want to, but I can't imagine
he's listening to this podcast very closely, So I reckon
he might.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You're a care a fall for it will be dumb.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Enough to come on the podcast again. So I'll put
the feelers out there and we'll see how we go. Otherwise,
we'll knock this thing on the head and we'll be
back tomorrow for a Tuesday episode of the gender podcast
you've been listening to.
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap trap,
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
And the brand new studio has taken about three weeks
to become absolutely ruined here. There are stains all over
the bloody table.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, coffee mug stains.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I mean, I don't know what these are.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I had to call out James mcconey because he leaves
caps of tea everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And before you cat.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
With you, he's like Leehart with half drunk beers.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Met half drunk beers two steps gone.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
But there's some sort of chocolate stains on the desk
here and we can't figure out who it is because
we were the last ones in here to do the podcast.
No commentary over the week, which we are going to
talk about later on in the podcast. But I know
the Boog Show come in here over now and then
and do a bit of recording.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh they don't pre record this show to they.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, I mean, I don't know if it's the show,
but they're definitely in here recording.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
So they do their potty, they do their outro.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They do something, and I reckon they fucking Jason Hoyt's
got bloody chocolates. Yeah, that's written over.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
A little bit of controversy. This morning, I've filled in
on her to keep breakfast. And we found some.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Wedges for shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh yeah, on Pugsley's desk, which you don't know what
wedges are.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's to give you a bit of a lift.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, if you're struggling vertically, and these all silicon lifts
that you can put and I put them in my
shoes and a mentally, it does give you a bit
of a lift that work.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Deep shame you can't get around like that all day.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Deep shame though, knowing that I got them in And
so we started talking about what's more shameful wedges or
a rinse, a bad rints.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Wages because you're hiding it. Wow, the rints you can't hide.
I know you think you're hiding it. And by the way,
there we someone listening this podcast right now. But I'm like,
I just want you to know, we know, I don't
know you exist. So the fact that you're taking offense
to this means you're aware of it. We did say.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We did talk about the rints and we said, if
you think you're getting away with your rints, you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
People are talking about you behind your back.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So whatever your thing is, by the way, it could
be a rinse, it could be something else, a rug,
whatever it is, we all know. Yeah, but yeah, I
for the longest time thought that my superpower was being
able to spot a rints from a mile away. Yeah,
everyone superpower. It's actually not that hard to spot. I
was generally like, if it's a white guy with darker
hair than me and he's laid into his fifties, suspicious, Well.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's also the eyebrows and the facial hair, facial he
gives it away, massively gives it away, so you've got
to just lean into it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And what else.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
We talked about af your other things, and Jimmy Well
shocked us with a story about he is doing some
terrible work in the TV ands e changing rooms. He
revealed another insight one of a former TV inst employee
would wear male spanks but almost like a full length
spanks up to his chest and tummy in.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
A lot like a little rolled roasts.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, and so we were like, who was it? They
wouldn't tell us, and we were saying names, were like,
it's not sloppy, save is it? And he's like no, no,
And then we worked out as a former employee, so
it eventually got it out of Camal Santa Maria.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh right, Yeah, he's running a.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Full men's spanks operation under his.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Suit, right, and a sexual assault assault lawsuit as well.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah. I think he's contesting that that whole.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So they should have sacked them for that before he
ever got the chance to do anything, to be fair,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That is true. So yeah, we talked about deep shameful
things that mainly men up too, because I think there's
as we mentioned, there's a different kind of there's a
different criteria for women because they put makeup on in
the morning and a lot of them die there here anyway.
But they are out there, they're open about it, whereas
guys are that's in the background, dying in here surreptitiously
(04:06):
and putting lifts in their shoes. The Veneers Veneers is
another one. Yeah, have you seen have you come across
someone you hadn't seen for a while, and they've got veneers. No,
it's the funniest thing you've ever seen. I've never seen it.
It'll happen in some stage in your life. One of
your mates will go off and get veneers and you'll
see him and you will immediately start laughing, and it's
not really the reaction they're looking for.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I know someone who I've seen dudes like English dudes,
particularly when I was in Dubai. There's a lot of
the English dudes, and they'll have the whitest teeth that
you've ever seen in your life, perfectly straight. They don't
look like teeth. It's like you've got a mouth guarden
or something like that. I also know a guy who
I'm not going to say his name because he's told
me off for mentioning him in the past. But he
(04:50):
showed up to where he worked. They had like a
site changeover. Sure, I've told the story before. It's about
fifty dudes sitting in a room and they're changing over
from the night shift before work, and the guy's up
the front and goes Yep. If you go down the back,
you'll notice that that area is blocked off. There's something wrong,
something faulty. You don't go down there. And then if
you look at the you fucking died you're here, mate.
(05:14):
This guy standing in the front go no, no, no,
I haven't. But he'd been using that shampoo that darkens
you're here. Yeah, Ruder uses that.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I used to use it until he had exactly the
same scenario. Ruder the producer of the Breakfasher. He said
a few years ago, when he started going funny a
bit of grays, he started using the shampoo until he
bumped into a friend who just went, why are you
doing you're here?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And he didn't do it from then on. Yeah, nahant,
why not just embrace the grays? Yeah, I think most
dudes with black here know that you go gray very early.
I've got a lot of grays, and so you can't
sort of you've either got to commit to dying it
all the time. But the dye doesn't look black. It
looks blue.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, and it's fishy. I've seen a few kind of
mousey brown dye jobs.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They that is tougherence, That is tough because then there's
the regrowth. Yeah, is this The other thing is dudes,
So when women do this, they commit it's a whole thing,
you know. They look after their hair quite thoroughly. A
dude will just run the rints through it and then
leave it for like another six months. You can't do that.
Now you've got regrowth, you get the bloody half and half.
(06:20):
We've got that fucking Billy eilish it. As a fifty
year old man. All you have to say is everyone knows. Yes,
everyone knows well know. We all know.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
We might not say it to your face, but we're
saying it behind your back.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I do appreciate the kind of man who will openly
address it though as well. We're just like, yeah, you
just ran the die through my here last night. That's fine, Yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't mind that. It's just the ones hiding it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah. The most open man about dying is here that
I've met. He's probably not open about it on here,
but I'm going to say it anyway. Steve mccovett, he'd
come in after he died his here, it's like, yeah,
died the last night. He's the different one's not quite
the same. I was like, I'm going to respect that.
I got to respect that. If you shut up your
addressing the fact that you've died, you here Stephen m.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Speaking of which, he'll be tearing Barcelona a new one,
wouldn't he see.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
He'll be I reckon he would have. I reckon he
definitely would have tried to find Ben Ainsley to like
shake hands and make amends. I don't think Ben Ainsley
would have been up for it. Or should we start
with the America's Cup then if we're actually going to
talk about some sports, The America's Cup remains New Zealand's Cup,
third time in a row, third consecutive. I need you already.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I kind of knew this, but only four countries have
ever won the America's Cup.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Isn't it the oldest prize in sporting history?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Australia, New Zealand, England, America?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
What's that now? Did America when it first? Yeah? So
I don't know what. It's such a bizarre I can't so.
I guess my first question is you've been saying, well,
it's been going on. Does anyone care because we know
it's not coming back now that we've won it, do
you care? I know?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
And yeah they're coock teasing us as well, But of
course the questions are is it coming back? You're going
to race in New Zealand and Dalton's come with the
well will never say never. You know, the door is
always open. It's like boh shit.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Sailing is just a long series of lawsuits and then
every now and then a race breaks out.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, it's it's all going to do with money. We
don't have the money. No, we don't want to spend
the money.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, but that should be part of it. It should
be built into the things like, yes, we don't have
the money. Yeah, it's going to be kind of lamer
than if you're in Barcelona. But if you want it
somewhere else, then beat us and come and take it.
Otherwise we're going to be fizzing around like Topau next year.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
That'd be mean, or like Wakatipu that would be cool.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That would be sick. Yeah, up and down in front
of Queenstown. Yeah, that would be awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
You have to chop on them in on some sort
of kind of I don't know it will train train
them in, train them in. They're big units. Maybe they
have to build them all in Queenstown. Queenstown's now become
a city.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Did you know that? I did not know that it's
tipped over.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Thirty thousand is that which goes from a town.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I found this out this morning. Was okay, look, if
you listen to the Hardache Breakfast, yeah you get a lot.
It tips you over to what is known as a city.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Do you need a cathedral because that was my understanding
that I think that might be in England. Okay, my
understanding was there was a population quota and then you
also needed a cathedral.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I haven't seen many cathedrals INENI no cathedral in coeens Down. Okay,
So thirty thousand, which is what makes Timurrow a city as.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
TMURI got thirty tomorrow is about forty almost fifty year,
so it's a city too. It's a city omor not
suck it. Same with Ashburton that also sucks and doesn't
have a really Ashburton.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But that didn't Ashburton's population explode after the quake.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Did they?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Maybe they did they tip over their city.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I don't think it did.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Speaking of which, are we going to touch on that
part of the world Mid Canterbury, Yes, stumbled at the
last hurdle. The swampies took them out.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
They did, they did. The swamp fox has took them
out in the in the heartland Championship final and to
that I've got to say fuck made Canterbury. And actually
that was the only league of our three way that
had as well. Yeah it was a spikee being against
Mid Canterbury and it came in only by half a point.
But yeah, I don't know America's Cup. Do we just
(10:13):
draw a line under it and say I don't care anymore?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah no, because now now it's going to happen law suits.
Now they'll cockta is the fact that can come back
to New Zealand. But New Zealand will have to raise
half a billion dollars to do it, and yeah we'll go.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Nah, yeah, why would we? Yeah what I don't know.
I've never understood sports a lot. Yeah, but you guys
have got to help us fundrais to do it. It's like,
no enough people gave a shit about your sport. You
wouldn't have to fundraise. The tickets would pay for it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Sal GP is going to be a good time though.
Is here end of January and Auckland and the track
for that try I say track of course. The course
for the course for it is pretty sick. It's between
the Harbour Bridge and the Fury Terminal. So it's a tiny,
tiny stretch of water. It's not very wide, so you'll
be able to see it from land, yeah easily, yea.
(11:00):
So from the tank Farm and from Bayswater, Stanley Point
all across there you'll be able to watch it. But
that's a tight course, man, real tight course. So that's
gonna be really interesting. That's going to be obviously the
the black foils and there there's Pete Burling and Blad
Choke again. They got a good thing going and they
flipping flopping between America's Cup and sale GP.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, that's the right time. It does seem look a
good time. I'm watching him it. Let's oh, just before
we do take a quick break, Lim Lawson. We were
just watching him out in the office. He finished in
the Formula one and finished what ninth, Yeah, he started
and I just I thought he'd started.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
He qualified fifteenth, but he had to take a grid
penalty because Daniel Ricardo left a turn on the seat
before and when he left and retarda and he he
was nineteenth on the grid and he finished ninth.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh, he got in the points.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
That's I think that's the biggest that would have been
the biggest goal what's the best case scenario in this
first race, get some points.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
On the whole thing?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Oh yeah, no, not not with no way. That was
miles behind the Ferraris.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
But shouldn't I mean this is probably a bigger issue
with motor games in general. Shouldn't anyone be able to
win any race?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, okay maybe, I just.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Although although between the McLaren's, Ferraris and Red Bull, they
all those can win race. All those teams can win races,
but the rest of them, something drastic has to happen
in the race.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's another rich guy sport. It's like there are rules
that prevent it being an equal opportunity for everyone, and
it's just whoever's got the most money then will figure
out who's going to win out of.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Those days all the smartest engineers, Yeah, who command the
highest paychecks. Is all right, Liam Lawson, he's won some points. Yes,
he is in a full time seat. I say that
in the office.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Now, what's going to happen is this is what we
do with as New Zealanders. If he doesn't go on
to become the greatest race card driver of all time,
we're going to say he's a failure. Now because he's
had early success and then we turn around and go
Jesz really shipped the bed ever since the ended.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Great stuff and he beat his team Sonoda, So that's
always good. And I think he may have even just
come behind Cagio pitti Is and the other Red Ball.
He's rumored to take his seat full time next year
and race alongside the strap On.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah. So they so that teammates essentially just in the
fact that they raced for the same team, but they
don't work together.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, got you got Red Bull Racing, which is the
premier team with Vis strap On and pet Is, and
then you've got what's it called kind of other Way
Racing Bulls, which is the feeder team still owned by
Red Bull. Right, it's the kind of feeder team into
the main team.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
But those two cars don't work together.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That are in Okay No, No, they're different cars, different
engineering teams, different pit teams, everything, but it's just owned
by the same parent company. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I was wondering why he would take his mate out anyway. Okay,
so he's scored some points.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Oh he started a fight too, which was good with
Fernando Alonso. So Fernando Alonso is like the boomer of
the of the grid, the oldest dude there, and he's
just grumpy airs And he has accused Liam Lawson of
driving dangerously when they were racing for fourteenth and fifteenth
in the sprint race, and he said afterwards, he said,
I'll get him back, and he did. He pulled in
(14:10):
front of him during his flying left slowed him down.
Fernando Alonso pulled in front of Lin Lawson, Liam Lawson
and Liam Lawson's.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
That, yeah, get over.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
It's racing. Yeah, this is what we do. Yeah, I
ain't think the whole point of it. I don't think
you're a Formula one driver to to have Fernando Alonso. Yell,
let you a grumpy old man. Massive weekend the sport.
There's still so much to get through. Let's take a
quick break. We haven't even touched on the cricket, so
we'll take quick break. We'll come back and talk cricket.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Also the White Ferns who claimed their maiden T twenty
World Cup title with they thirty two run victory over
South Africa and Dubai this morning. Of course they came
into the tournament with on a ten nail slide. Yeah,
then all of a sudden, and I likened it a
little bit to Stephen Bradbury last last week where all
of the other ice skaters had fallen over and all
of a sudden we were coming through. It wasn't quite
(14:56):
like that, but it was the all of the teams
that had tipped us up. Yes, we're all of a
sudden gone. Yeah, And it changed the complexion of the
whole competition. And so overnight last night at about what
two three in.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The morning, yep, wrapped up at six thirty.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Wrapped up at six six thirty. This morning, we won
the bloody World Cup.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, world champions, World fucking world champions, and convincingly too,
convincing over South Africa. I mean they were paying twenty
ones before the tournament, and someone who was this morning
said they got on them at twenty one's pre tournament
and they got on them at eights before the knockouts, yeah,
(15:35):
and had a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So I think we on the ACC got on them
at about eights as well, did we. Yeah, there was
something in there that filled the kiddy up.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, Oh no, that was that was top scoring revenge
or top scoring the first innings.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh, we got that one as well that one.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Too, but yeah, great they were Hopefully they're parting their
asses off over there. Do by get out to the
parm Atlantis, get on the rooftop bar, yeah, and tear
Dubai a new one because they're going to come home
where no one saw this coming. No, no one saw
this coming.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
And so good on them.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
They've proved all the doubt as us included when they
came into this World Cup with like you were saying,
it's ten run shit.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Ten slide. Yeah. Then they won three games in the
pool matches and then haven't dropped on since. Ye, So
powerful stuff from them. And then also over the weekend,
the Black Caps beat India in India. I think is
it the third time ever?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yes, first time about thirty odd years yeah, last one
was in that kind of eighties.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So third time we've ever been in them in India.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yes, yeah, yep. And I must admit I was nervous.
I was scratching around when India got one hundred and
ten run lead. Yeah, I was like, oh shit, but
didn't need to worry.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
They did not need to worry.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Between well, Young and Revendra came home won by eight wickets,
and I must admit looking at that Indian team potentially
the most out of shape international sports team on the planet.
It's something I'm Kate Moss, but like just have some
self respect. I don't know. And they played that game
(17:09):
so recklessly in that first innings. Even in the second
innings there were some moments where I was like, what's
going on here? So I it'd be interested to see
how they approach the second tiers Indians, because if they
get tipped up again or don't perform, the questions are
going to be asked around their attitude.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well, they'll be burning ifs in the street.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh yeah, I mean that the next pitch is going
to be turning square, so that's going to be Mauldi terrifying.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
But whoever prepared that last pitch will go missing?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Family, Yeah, Well I don think that all the rain
didn't help because it just kept the.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Juice in the wicket.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, but a great performance from Ravender, great for betting
performance from Tim Southey and nowhere brought us home as well.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
It was a shit. It was a good weekend. Yeah,
it was a powerful weekend of sport. I just want
to bring this to your attention. At six forty one,
PM last night someone brought a black Caps Supporters Support
Group T shirt. Now at that point we would have
been less than fifty runs required to win.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
People, I don't I don't blame this person. I was
going through the same emotions because when Latham got Sawn
off for a duck and we were one down without
scoring a run, I.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Was like, oh shit, any game where any match where
there's a team out for less than one hundred and
one of the innings, yes, it's always hovering over the
rest of it, even though we both scored four hundred
in the next two innings. And look if this.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Helped that, this purchase of this Black Cap support of
Support Group T shirt helped get them over the line
in terms of managing their nerves and emotions, then it's
job done for us. Yeah, And I think to celebrate
it's got a note from Joe Jury, who's in charge
of the a SEC shop. He has got half priced
Steady of the Ship hats. Oh until they run out
(18:48):
in a celebration of this cricketing weekend. So half price
Steady of the Ship Hats. Just use the code word
Kiwi Kiwi on checkout and you will get fifty percent
off steady of the ship hats until we run out,
So get onto that if you want to get your
hats for the summer.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I was wondering what he was doing with all those
hats and the football. We went to the football over
the weekend at Auckland f C. On Saturday night. It
was actually at about five o'clock, so the sun was
up for that. I sat down in the south stand
with all of the port was sort of just in
front of me. There they were going bloody hard. It
was a great experience, like it was interesting to me
(19:26):
that the team hadn't existed until that game. And a
lot of people on social media calling us bandwagon fans
for being it was the first ever game. Everyone's a
fucking bandwagon fan.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I think they meant bandwagon to the game of football potentially,
Mane And to those people, I would say, I'm not
a fan of the game of football. I don't enjoy
the sport at all, but I'll jump I just want
to see what it's all about. And this is why,
again I've been saying this the whole time about soccer.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
They're the worst fans. They're the worst of us for
this exact reason. We're not fans of soccer. We went along.
We want to be a game, to try and get
involved in people. No fucking fans, Well no, I never
come again. I want to be a fan, so do I.
And God they were going hard. There's that crew with
all the flags and that the port and before the
game they were standing in the concourse just next to
(20:13):
Fritzswenas there and jumping up and down and singing and
shouting their head all their chance. Where they practiced those
I don't know, like do they did? They put a
hymn sheet up online.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
They all met at Tyler Street Sports bar in town,
I think right, But I think they've got little little
Facebook community group that they share stuff on practice. They
bought something and but a bit a bit of controversy
coming out of the back of it though, because they
had a traditional Marty welcome the warriors, but no one
(20:44):
told the players how to react to it. And the
players came out and they faced the stand and they
had their backs to the.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Apparently cause a bit of sound might in the stands.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
What do you mean, what's the controversy you wear? You
got a couple of funck South Canterbury's, which was good. Yeah,
a couple of sprays from the guys walking past, which
I personally enjoyed everywhere I.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Go, and that's with my message. She's like, do you know,
was like no, and they just yelled fuck South Canterbury.
That's a long, long story. More people in the comments
been like, what's all like, tagging me, like, what's going on?
Why is everyone? Why have you turned on South Canerbery's
I haven't. I've somehow become the face of a franchise
that didn't lose for five years and so yeah, people
(21:32):
just screaming at me. But it was good. I thought,
a couple of work ons, a couple of work ons
if I could. For Auckland f C's next game, they
tried this horn. Oh my god, that was so bad.
It didn't work. Poor Finn can Eat Mesh from The
Hardacky Breakfast Show. He was the ground announcer and he
he had to go over and blow the horn that
was gonna call the guys into the pitch, and when
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he blow it, it just didn't work. It was a
bit of a well what it was.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
It was a traditional air assault airhorn that he was
putting into another larger horn.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
It was just never gonna work.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, I think I think that that has definitely work on.
They've got Sydney FC this weekend back at go hard,
so that's definitely a work on.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And then the other thing I was going to say
is when there was a bit of a hocker and
a cardhonger calling everyone into the stadium. When that was
going on, and the guys were chanting in the stands
at the same time, and then the players were out
on the pitch as well, it was like ghost bumps.
It was fucking awesome. Been the fog horn thing. And
just have those guys calling the port into the stand
(22:34):
so have them doing the cart hung out on the field.
Then you got these guys coming over the hill of
that chanting. Then the players come out of the tunnel. Yeah,
go at all angles. Yeah, that would be That would
be sick. And another couple of points of feedback. I
know that painting your face is a big part of
football culture and football fandom. Unfortunately half of the Auckland
(22:55):
FC colors is black, the blue and black. There was
for my liking too much black face.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well the blue was too dark, the blue was too dark,
the blue was finding then turned to the society, You're
like oh, oh shit, and I reckon I would have
saw probably almost double digits black face.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
So that was oh, look, these are all these are
all very sensible work on for this weekend. I went
up into the port and I got I think I
scaled about three beers. I got yelled you know the rules,
and a beard chucked in my hand. So that was good.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That was a good introduction.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
And I also got in a bit of trouble for
what looked like me buying pals for underage kids.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, and look a lot like you buying pals. Yeah,
would you describe what happened? I look, it was just
for theater. I took that pals off those kids immediately
after we filmed it, So no ten year old's drunk
pals just throwing it out there. Great, and it would
have never happened if it was export ter as well. Correct.
Final final piece of feed back fleers great powerful. They
(24:02):
were flips. There were about three or four flips.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I don't think the fliers are they like smoke bombs.
Isn't it a flip? Na, it's not a The proper
flers are the ones that burn it like a thousand degrees,
you know. Yeah, they were just they were quite clever actually,
because they were very small, quite effective for they were
just like little smoke, very effective smoke bombs.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
The probably first first issue with it the security guards
had no idea how to deal with them, because one
rolled down in front of a security and he looked
at his like like, there's that explode?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Is that a firework? What there?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You know how they've got the buckets overseas to chuck
the fliers in, They don't have any of that, so
they don't really know what to do with. The second
thing is as soon as one popped off, Lauren, who
works out in the office with us, she goes, it's
a boy, And then I realized a blue flear it
looks like a gender reveal. I think we need to
lean into that and just go full gender reveal every
(24:53):
week and have signs it's a boy. When we let
the flair go Auckland, it's a boy. I reckon that'll
be a go. I never did get into the corporate box.
I was gonna let off the first ever corporate flair,
but I didn't see one there, so it's still it's
the line on the world's first ever corporate flare.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, and look and not to be out shown. The
Phoenix a scrambled a draw in their opening match as well.
Down there in Wellington went all, yeah, you know, we're
copying a little bit of heat from Phoenix fans. But hey,
look this is a shiny new thing that we want
to play with that's up in Auckland. Let us play
with it for a little bit and bring on the
derby in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Times. Also, we can be bought, yes, like one hundred percent.
We we're not above selling out correct, and so reach
out Wellington Phoenix. We've been paid nothing from Auckland FC,
so you know, twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I didn't get ship by any merch. Do you buy
any merch?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
No, the merch cues were massive. The merchant is quite cool.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
They have they had done so well to get that
much merch out before this game.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, everyone was kidded up. Yeah yeah, people are flags
and shit anyway. Yes, we can one hundred percent be
bought by any football franchise anywhere. But yeah, Aukland. You
see that a flyover? Was that a halftime? No, that
was before the game. Yes. Uh. And the last thing
was I was sitting up in the south stand there
(26:14):
were these punishing kids who were running around or jacked
up on candy floss and whatnot. And they were desperately
trying to start a Mexican wave. But the problem they
dealt with was the port splits the South stand straight
up the middle, and they were all in their own world,
those port thoughts. They stand the whole time, singing and chanting,
waving their flags. It's a barrier for the Mexican Wall.
(26:37):
A Mexican wave cannot get through the port because they're
not look at.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
They're like Donald Trump, Yeah they are. They built the
wall to stop in the Mexicans.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
They have and it's super effective. None of them are
getting through. Maybe that's what they should do in America.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
They the port a full line of football fans, Yeah,
singing and chaman.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I reckon it a work, but thoroughly enjoyed it. And
the other thing is it's going to be going throughout summer,
so Mount Smart Stadium in the summer's just going to
be delightful and the beautiful summer sunshine out there. All right,
let's take one more quick break and when we come back,
yours please.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yours please, Brought you by Leader Home of the.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
LA First Caller here actually sent that they ran out
of time, so they've sent two back to back, so
I reckon we'll play them back to back, so call
it yours please.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Hey fellas and a missage. About a month ago I
talked to about the great divorce of New Zealand football
and unfortunately you guys picked Auckland FC. And you haven't
just picked them, You've gotten to bed with them. You've
took an alley looms Coke mooney and you're up in
the box disgrace. Anyway, I just want to know, are
there any ACC members that are Phoenix fans? Do we
(27:48):
at least get Lee Baker? And will you show face
at the cake tin on November second, because we will
be there. We're petted off and another thing and a divorce.
Who gets hurt? It's the children? And who are the
children in the scenario. It's of course the mainland meathead
rugby wounders. And they don't want to hear.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
This fucking soccer football chat. They're fucking pissed off, they
don't care a fuck. They're fucking on their traptors. They
don't want to hear it. And I would just like
to extend an olive branch to the mainland, meetad Rugby Wounders.
Your Phoenix fans, unless you're from South Canterbury, you can
get fucked.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Fu Yep, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Firstly, didn't accept any money from Ali Williams. Weren't in
a box.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Also didn't turn down anybody would happily except absolutelys weren't offered.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I look, I mean we are in bed, we had
a good time, we share the crap out of each
other on Saturday and I'll go back again on Saturday.
So unless the Phoenix can offer up something a bit
funkier in the bedroom, yeah, I'm sticking with Auckland f C.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's right now. The Phoenix do take their shirts off
at least whereas Auckland f C don't.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Although I did see a few of them do it.
Really I saw in that second goal some few of
them took their tops off and I think that was
more of a finger to Phoenix fans.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yes, yeah, to wind them up.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
And as you get to tell by that message, it's
fucking work.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It's worked. It's worked. It's an organic rivalry straight off
the bat as well, which is great.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Ali Williams said something interesting in the day. I say,
what's going to happen with the derby, Like, who I mean,
is it Auckland v New Zealand, Auckland v Wall goes mate,
it's New Zealand versus Wellington. It's like they suck all
our money dry down the air. They're taking all our Texas.
They just spend it on lattes and craft bet the
whole country and ne scip behind us when we go
down there, and I was like, Okay, good luck with that.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I yeah, I feel like that's the perception of Auckland
to the rest of the count trick. I don't think
that's how people think of Wellington.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I don't think we need the rest of the country
in Auckland. They don't need it. So it'll be interesting
two weeks time that derby down and Welly. It's going
to be a cracker. Lee Baker must be a soccer fan, right,
Oh yeah, To answer that question, Paul Ford. Paul Ford
is a die hard Phoenix fan. He lives in Wellington.
He goes to all the games. Lee Baker, maybe he
looks like a strikes me as the kind of guy
(30:01):
be a football bat. He is a true blue Orlander.
There's nothing more. He drives a Tesla.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
He owns a.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
House in Auckland, but he now lives in christ Church.
He's not going to be a next tent.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
But you got put forward. D's all right, another caller here,
You're okay.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
I'm great to see it. The Sea game on Saturday,
good work for you, fellas. Yeah, just rewatched the replay
this Sunday morning. The game had everything except for one thing.
I was missing that one thing. No, you promised a flare.
There was no fucking flea in mate, don't make false
(30:37):
promises and get my hopes up like that. No, wonder
if Fox South Canneburgh.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, well hard to get your hands on a flair.
And what I thought was the fler turns out is not.
It's just a smoke bomb. So yeah, someone needs to
actually anyways, Paty.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Can get fleers is from marine stores.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I was going to say where would you get a flair.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
And they usually read because, yeah, a blue flear.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Particularly if you're out at sea, it's probably not going
to be too helpful. No, that's the thing I need
to I need to start canvassing shops around, particularly as
we come into guy fawks and be like, hey, I'm
having a gender reveal it's a boy. Yeah, can you
get me what's the biggest blue flea you got? And
then I'll bring it in the next weekend again. If
I can get into a corporate box, I will let
off the world's first corporate flair and probably the world's
(31:24):
last world world's only ever corporate flare, and I'll never
be allowed to back it out smart again. But yeah, sorry,
I did let you down there, and I will be better.
Another caller here yours please.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Happy Monday, my birthday over the weekends, and receives the
lovely acinek great great gift for a lifelime black hair
supporter in the day, one acc supporter back in the
day when you head to sink in your bloody radio
to the TV, how do we giggle at the g
(31:58):
lane penis In the fact, my kid's favorite page was
when I think.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
He got censored there then to him, I got I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
The favorite page was when your ass. It's probably that
picture right at the end where there's a picture at
the end of met he's putting a frozen popping candy
frozen banana up my bum. Yeah, which was a client
It was a client promo gone wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It was for hel pizza. You know brief you get
from clients.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
It's like, just have some fun with it, Like just
do a photo for social media and just have some
fun with it. You know whatever, man, whatever you guys
want to do. So I dropped my pants and he
pretended to it and set it into my butt and
then we put that out and they're like, not that, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Not that. This is the thing where that's one of
the most bizarre, Like everyone wants to advertise with the
ACC until they get it. Everyone wants the ACC until
they get it, and then it's just disaster. We we're
talking about client sponsorships. There was a pizza place that
was sponsoring us one time and they sent us some
pizzas and they wanted some pizzas delivered to Hosking, remember this.
(33:07):
So they dropped them off in the morning and they
were delivered to me. So I was like, yep, sweet,
here's all these pizzas. I didn't know about the hosting
part of it, and the delivery guy didn't either. He
didn't tell me anything. So I we just tuck in
and eat all these pizzas. Then I get a phone call.
Did Hosking get his pizzas. I was like, I don't know,
did you send them to them? No, they were got
said to you. They were supposed to go to Hosky.
I was like, well you didn't tell me. Oh no,
(33:29):
What's I was like, is Mike Hosking a fucking eight
in the morning is going to eat a pizza?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
So if you could even get it into his studio,
can you imagine him in his like Maserati with a pizza.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah happened. Absolutely not. They didn't.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
They break into tears and they start crying.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And the and the worst part was I'm still quite
new into the business. And I went to text one
of my mates here at work and because he was like,
oh do you do we no need to do this
thing today. It's Friday afternoon, And I said, Madam at
the pub, we'll deal with it on Monday. But I
actually sent that to the sales rep and looked after
the pizza company who was beside himself that asking didn't
(34:06):
get his pizza, and mate at the pub, we'll sort
this out on Monday. And so I've got a tearful
call on monday. Man. Anyway, it's good. Hey, we've forgot one.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
The silver The silver funds, the Nitty beat Australia Nity
and our mate in Wild one is Trothon in the
World Series and Wild he won as well. And our
pedal Foonds women's water polo hot canoe team ship A won.
It's one of the great weekends.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
One we'll call here yours please?
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Oh hello, it's Lee from Maype here. I'd just like
to say, on behalf of New Zealand, thanks to g
Lane for telling us or to put our money behind
India for the win. Half the country hadn't have done that.
New Zealand definitely would have got wouldn't have got that
win on that test match. So what a time to
be alive? How good was that? Give him a taste
key We thanks g Lane and yeah fuck some dudes, so.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, thank you. He's saying that you reverse cursed.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Oh okay, Caps, Like, I mean, my pleasure. I copped
a lot of people sliding into my DMS because I
sat here this time last week actually and said, India,
you're paying two thirty for the wind Yeah, double your money.
Black Caps are paying fifteen dollars. I think I was like,
stay away from that.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Withdrawing a term deposits a siphon off some of the mortgage.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, and I've absolutely shaped the bead on that one.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
But reverse curse, reverse curse.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
All I can say is, is there anyone that's unhappy
today about that result?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Wow, that guy that put three hundred bucks on it?
Oh yeah, that he'd probably be but upset about it. Yeah,
but no, it's powerful stuff, all right. We didn't even
talk about the I mean said before, there's so much
we didn't talk about. We'll talk about the NPC tomorrow.
We may even see and I don't know if he's
aware of what seems to be a bit of a
curse on this podcast, but we may even say if
we can get Brad Shields back on, every person that's
(36:02):
come onto this podcast has gone on to lose that week. Yes,
so he may not want to, but I can't imagine
he's listening to this podcast very closely, So I reckon
he might.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You're a care a fall for it will be dumb.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Enough to come on the podcast again. So I'll put
the feelers out there and we'll see how we go. Otherwise,
we'll knock this thing on the head and we'll be
back tomorrow for a Tuesday episode of the gender podcast
you've been listening to.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
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