October 12, 2024 • 17 mins
On today's bonus best bits from this week, Jase loves his solo socks, Mike's the genius behind shoelace chat and Keyzie's worried we're going to get cancelled.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Jimmy Hendrix here on the Radio Hodarkey Good Show this
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The time is twenty one minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Fellas, do you ever go home?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Usually?
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Yeah, and think HM might be in trouble for that
all the time. Yeah, Okay, because I've noticed it started
happening to me. Maybe it's because I'm sort of coming
into my own as a broadcaster and I'm staying to
push the boundaries a bit, fel not that sure. Yeah, yeah,
clothes than that, well in the clothes and also just
saying some edgy stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, orthopedic slippers.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah, it's pushing the boundaries with what can be done
in orthopedic slippers, Jase. But sometimes I do go home
and I think and go, oh gosh. You know, that's
a podcast that's out there forever. Now people can access
that whenever they want. We can get in big trouble.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Until we get fired, and then it'll get burned.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Well, yeah, exactly. I'll try to cover the d which
is quite nice. It was a moment. It was a
week and a half ago. And this was weird for
me because I.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Didn't think I was gonna get in trouble for it.
I thought, maybe, jas sure, you know, sometimes we can
you know, get a bit silly here on the big show,
get a bit rude, and I thought, oh, well, this
particular moment happened. I was like, ah, I think that's fine.
But then I did have a couple of comments from
people over the weekend who brought it up with me. Yes,
So I figured we could have a new segment where
we just play something back, decide whether or not we
(01:23):
need to just apologize there and then get it out
of the way, sure, or just it's like, you know,
it's fine and we can put it to bed. This
particular clip was from two weeks ago. Can I just
before you start, don't we risk offending people twice?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, I mean that's the Yeah, that's a really good point, MOGI, right,
I had.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So we're kind of like an a strange sort of
way doubling down on it because if it is.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
If it is offensive and we're playing it twice, don't
we have double the opportunity for people to file complaints
through the Broadcasting Standards Authority?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, well that's a really good point.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And I think I know what you're talking about, Kesy,
because when you said it, I was like, oh boy, no,
that is trouble.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
And to be honest, a few of the things you've
said Jason off Mike, you're like, boy, one of these
days that Mike's going to be on Yeah, I bet,
and the various community is going to be very upset
with you. But here is the clip from two weeks ago.
We'll just play it, okay, and we're just decide whether
or not it required even.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Though it doesn't seem to make any sense that you
would do that.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's the one, Okay, it's more your rodents that you're
looking at, your bush rat, your possums, busht yeah, your
water rats, your beavers.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Right, For example, if I skinned the beaver, yeah, what
are we making a head out of that?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
What's the deal?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Well, it depends on how big the beaver is.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Clearly it's just say it's a big beaver.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But I'm talking about it. It's just like a primary resource.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
But in that that's the trouble though with beaver. If
it's been in the water, yeah, and you've got a
wet beaver, then there's that the sort of thing you
can't wear that, can you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
No, beaver is the sort of water resistant though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, but it's still very wet when you when you
get them.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And like if I was to get a bet beaver,
if I got a wet beaver, I would not be
making a hat out of it.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
What would you do with it?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well, I tried off first, So that's the clip.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, certainly, yeah, very yeah, grow up you guys.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Like, so because people a couple of people who mentioned
it to me, I'm like, maybe we needn't up the
sing of the bud here.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, my sort of view on it is if you
got an issue with that, you've got a filthy mind. Yes,
you know what I'm saying about. It's not my problem,
that's your problem. That's true, because I know what you
were thinking, and I wasn't thinking that. I was thinking
beaver's are wet.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Exactly, very easy to defend.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like if I was going into a court of law
about my our wet beaver content, I'd be very confident.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Right, Okay, Well that's good then.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
So this, this is the whole point of the segment,
is just Basically, sometimes I lie awake at night like
Mogi and just think, oh God, I hope that wasn't
too bad.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
So that was fine. Ultimately, though it's not up to us.
It's up to the audience side whether their offender by it.
And do we just say that the lack of text
complaining or the lack of letters or phone phone calls
means that people aren't offended.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Or just totally disinterested interested at.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
All, thank you? Or do we run a poll are
you offended by this content?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Or maybe if you just text with Beaver to three
four eight three and of those texts, then maybe we'll
I don't know what something will.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Happen because I just want to see to change.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
When you fellows at the restaurant on Friday afternoon, you
mentioned two ladies that were sitting next to the table,
he said some pretty outrageous things about our show. Yeah,
and so I worry on that and they mentioned this, right, Okay, Yeah, anyway,
I just sort to bring it up and if you
guys think that sweet as then that's all good.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mikeman, and.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Kissy Simple Minds here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Did you say clock?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
No, A clock? Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Okay? Clock? Yeah you know oh clock?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, okay. Hey. Old Hoidy J.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Was talking about how even though he goes to work
at three, he hates it when his wife puts on
edmund heavy laundry for him to hang out.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Ajs bras socks.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, really really punishing stuff to hang out.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
People are coming in thick and fast on three four
eight three, which means they are now in the drawer
for a toy price pack. A. Hoidy J did a
full episode on this about a year ago, almost word
for word. Is this a replay or early on set dementia?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Um? Probably dementia because I don't recall doing that, but
I probably have.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
It means I've got dementia as well because I can't
remember it either.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
No, I mean it does vaguely sound familiar.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Familiar, Yeah, classic sort of stuff. Really, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Nothing? This is sort of a similar bit off topic.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Nothing.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's deeper in my goat than going to bed and
finding that the bed needs to be made, So that's
something in my household. That we have a rule where
whoever gets up last has to make the bed, which
is quite often me. You'd be surprised to find so
pretty much, you.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Be weird to make the beard if someone still in it.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yes, that was because I'll get up and then annoy you.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Well, if your wife was making the bed naked body.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
She's refusing to make the beard even though you're in it. Yeah,
just make it.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
It's exactly what I said about, Thank you, Mogi. Actually
someone here and Nick is agreeing with you. He piers
his socks while hanging them out, which I think is
just stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right, I didn't even consider the fact that you could
just hang them out, will you.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I'll tell you what's interesting about what you're doing there, Jace.
You have to spend time, you know, sort of going
through your basket to find that other sock. Whereas if
you do it at the other end and you're just
sitting on the couch and you can just throw the
socks into the relevant piles and then it's easy to
pure it up. Jase, I know how busy you are
all day, man, you'll be able to save yourself a
hell of a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, you know now that you put it like that,
you know that makes sense. Yeah, I have a horror
of the time. I've literally got a sack of socks
with one sock. Ah, right, a sock sack where I
just put all my one socks on my sock sack
and then and there must be like, you know, thirty
peers in there.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Don't it's just one sock.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Why don't you throw them out?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well, because eventually I'm hoping that all the socks will
reintegrate and I'll be able to pay them. One of
my favorite things to do is peering.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Up my socks have been this is interesting.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
So he is so obsiused with sock peering that he
does it whilst hanging them out on the line, and
even keeps old single socks in the hope that one
day he'll get to reunite them with their long lost love.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Well, I know that Jason, he gets quite emotional when
he sees alone, you know, as a solo sock. Don't
you do it all alone? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Lost the mate exactly, and they just get used for
one thing.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
They got one So what do you do them for?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
None of your business, Maggie.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Actually, big show with Jason, Mike and kysy tune in
week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
If you're there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday after And I remember listening to that song on
high road tape back in my youth. Fellas, Oh yeah,
I loved it. It's a it's a tune. It is
a tune.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Lovely, Hey, fellas, Off the back of my chat you
said about shoelacers.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
You remember that shoelace chat. Mogiye text machine has been lighting.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Up, absolutely has been pumping.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Man.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Well, I've got a bit of an update for you.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's breaking news.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
It's breaking news.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Did do.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
So last night, as you guys know, it's just to
recap as I was struggling to find any shoelacers anywhere.
Went to four different stores. I had varying results. No,
we don't sell shoelacers here to Yes, you can have
some shoelacers, but you have to buy six peers, none
of which are in the color that you want. And
then ultimately I have success. Just a white shoelace. It's
(09:00):
just flat white, not round.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Can I just clarify you went to four different shoe
stores I did?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just the store, shoe store, and
they don't sell shoe lacers. Imagine my surprise.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
That's what shot me at.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
It was shocking.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
We shocked about the shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I think that's why the story resonated people.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Yeah, that's right, I think.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
So let's text here on three four three good a fellas.
Any update on Mowgi. Has he put his new shoelacers
in his shoes?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yes? Well, this is what I'm getting to k if
you just let me talk. Last night, I sat down
and I put the new shoelaces in a new shoes. Wow,
it was a good time.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Can I just clarify, Yes, it was not the round shoelace.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It was flat, the flat, and it was.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
White and it was white I was previously mentioned in
this break. Yes white, yes, flat, Yes, okay. One pair
of shoes, two pairs of shoes, two pairs of shoelacers,
one one hundred and fifty centimeters long and twenty centimeters
One was for your your normal shoe there and the
other ones for a boot more of your boot type.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Well I put them in. God they look beautiful, beautiful
and white. Unfortunately my shoes aren't white enough. Right, Okay,
So now really, it's really glaring the difference between these
brand new, beautiful bloody shoelacers that I tracked down over
weeks and weeks and my old shipbox white shoes are
more of a muddy dirty color. Now you can see
if I hold that up to you guys there.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Oh wow, you know, I've got to say they're still
pretty clean.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Because they're pretty clean.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Put them in that little bag with the little thinges
in it.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Oh you remember that?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, your shoe bag for the washing.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
On Instagram, my ball on Instagram. It'sweaking a bloody tree.
But anyway, fellas, I've done both beers of shoes and
I'm pretty happy with the results.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Listen, that's really great news.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Can I just ask you clarifying it's just to do
with my own shoelace.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yes, read the length of the shoelace.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
It's breaking eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, now it's a question is breaking news and what
I found? Because I've got the converse boots of course. Yeah. Yeah,
my laces are quite long, and so I do the
loop around the ankle.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Oh you tie them around there, do you?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, which I'm not very happy about.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
The other alternative is that I do a double bow
on the lace, yes, which I'm equally not happy about.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I mean, what do you guys run with?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
I do a double knot and I tie them to
the inside towards my inner ankle on both shoes, and
then I stuff those loops back inside the shoe so
they're out of sight.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Isn't that annoying?
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Though not as annoying as doing the double wrap around
your ankles.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
You're freak yeah Jays with your weird ankle laces. You
know what you should do though, Magan, I was having
a thing. Oh yeah, you should go to four different
shoelace stores and see if they've got any shoes without
laces in them.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
That would be good. I'm keeping an eye out for
some velcrow bat.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Can I just point out there he didn't go to
shoelace stores, He went to shoe stores.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Jase.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
There was a yak about him going to shoelace stores
now trying to get shoes without lacers in them.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Well, I don't think it was the old switcheroo.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't think that shoelace chat is a time for joking,
because people, it's a public information thing.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Just on that I've been approached by Netflix. They want
to make a movie about it.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Shoelace chat, Yeah with old.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Far out.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Hey, what's coming up after five jas.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I don't think we need to do anything after that.
Else after that is going to be a goddamn yeah.
I don't want to follow that.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
There on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Explain what we're all laughing about.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
No, no, she's going to imagine.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Just before you get into your hilarious chat. I just
want to I just want to clarify very quickly. He
doesn't have to take more than ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Who loaded up my bag? Was shit today? Was that
Pugs as well?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
It had happened.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
I don't even know about it. You mentioned it earlier on,
so I don't know. Okay, but you know, j I'm
above that.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I know you are.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Thank you, Jason.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Think you know I'm above that.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
I've seen you doing it before.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
No, I was filming Pugs doing it last time.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, No, I seriously, I don't even know
that had happened.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
That's great. What was in there?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Sounds like Kezy and pugs are responsible anyway. I've just
wanted to check to you guys about something, and I
don't want you to think I've just cobbled this together, and.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, I don't want some half us year and you
just thought of all right.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
But I don't know if you guys know, but my
wife's left me, yes, and she's been going for over
a week now. But we've had a discussion and she's
agreed to come back on Monday there, which as sooner
than I was anticipating, like I was hoping to talk
around maybe, or what I mean is I knew she
came crawling.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Back, sure, you know, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
I didn't know she came crawling back quite so soon.
And what I've got at home now is the place
is a bit of a it's a bit of a
mess because I've been bachelormogi for the last sort of
ten days. Bachelormogi sort of look like though he looks
like me, but he's got no clothes. On twenty four
to seven, right, Okay, curtains are open and I'm doing
my stretchers facing north and my neighbors to the north.
(14:22):
I'm out on that deck there. I'm smoking darts cracker dawn.
I'm out there smoking darts, say kiolda to my neighbors
that are walking past, and all that sort of stuff.
Quite a conservative neighborhood I'm in. But I'm getting to
know people. And also, you know, dishes haven't been done, right.
I sort of thought I'd start again with the dishes,
(14:43):
just get them all dirty and then bin them. Sure,
get some more later, but they're just dirty at the moment.
I've been moving some and that I've been moving some
pictures that have been hanging up on hooks, and I
change it. This should have been so simple. There's three
pictures in a row, right, Yes, I don't like the
one that my I put up in the middle. I
want to get rid of it. They're all the same size,
these pictures. Sure, I take the middle one out and
(15:05):
I put the one up that I like. It's hanging
now three inches lower. It's the same size, right, same
brand frame, So it's the same keysy, she's the same. Wow,
all the same. Then I'm up there moving the goddamn
hook up a little bit down, a little bit, got
my measuring tape out. I mean, I look sick. You
(15:26):
can imagine me with a measuring tape. I couldn't find
a pencil, so to mark the wall, I got a
knife out of the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Are you still.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Naked this I'm naked. This is exactly what the thing,
kind of thing my wife hates, like using a knife
instead of a pencil. But my thing is, what's the difference.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
So if you couldn't find a knife and you need
to cut something, when you grab a pencil and just sort.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Of you do your best with I'm sort of like
mcguy over.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
You didn't think it would be said, you're just stiffening
the rope.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Stiffening the rope, Well, I did. But the thing is
it was a wire. Then I get to that, so
I'm moving it up and down, and this why it's
not it's not good wire. Your wife got the bad wire.
So anyway, I spent ages up and down, up and down,
that's not right. Moved on to the next one. She's
just about right, and then trying to put it on
the hook and it won't hark won't. If and stay
(16:15):
on the thing on the wire, I'm like, it should
be easy, it should be just there. And I turn it.
I'm like, turn it around. The wires snapped enough so
so now all of that ship is lying in the hallway.
I did that for about half an hours over it. Yes,
so now in the hallway those pictures are on the
on the floor. The toolboxes out in the middle of
(16:38):
the floor. That's just sitting there as well. And I've
got to try and fix that at some point.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
And is there just like a knife on the ground
like five darts?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
That is funnily enough. I went to get a tower
this morning out of the laundry cabin, which is also
where the toolboxes keept, and the knife was sitting up
on top of it.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Can I just ask the photos.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
And absolute shambles, really, Dibato that you hate in the middle,
what's that a photo of?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Is it a photo or a picture?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's well, it's more of a picture, but it's from
our wedding day. And I don't know if I told you,
but my wife when it comes to the looks department, man,
she's rough as gat.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey
The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Jimmy Hendrix here on the Radio Hodarkey Good Show this
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The time is twenty one minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Fellas, do you ever go home?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Usually?
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Yeah, and think HM might be in trouble for that
all the time. Yeah, Okay, because I've noticed it started
happening to me. Maybe it's because I'm sort of coming
into my own as a broadcaster and I'm staying to
push the boundaries a bit, fel not that sure. Yeah, yeah,
clothes than that, well in the clothes and also just
saying some edgy stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, orthopedic slippers.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah, it's pushing the boundaries with what can be done
in orthopedic slippers, Jase. But sometimes I do go home
and I think and go, oh gosh. You know, that's
a podcast that's out there forever. Now people can access
that whenever they want. We can get in big trouble.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Until we get fired, and then it'll get burned.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Well, yeah, exactly. I'll try to cover the d which
is quite nice. It was a moment. It was a
week and a half ago. And this was weird for
me because I.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Didn't think I was gonna get in trouble for it.
I thought, maybe, jas sure, you know, sometimes we can
you know, get a bit silly here on the big show,
get a bit rude, and I thought, oh, well, this
particular moment happened. I was like, ah, I think that's fine.
But then I did have a couple of comments from
people over the weekend who brought it up with me. Yes,
So I figured we could have a new segment where
we just play something back, decide whether or not we
(01:23):
need to just apologize there and then get it out
of the way, sure, or just it's like, you know,
it's fine and we can put it to bed. This
particular clip was from two weeks ago. Can I just
before you start, don't we risk offending people twice?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, I mean that's the Yeah, that's a really good point, MOGI, right,
I had.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So we're kind of like an a strange sort of
way doubling down on it because if it is.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
If it is offensive and we're playing it twice, don't
we have double the opportunity for people to file complaints
through the Broadcasting Standards Authority?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, well that's a really good point.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And I think I know what you're talking about, Kesy,
because when you said it, I was like, oh boy, no,
that is trouble.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
And to be honest, a few of the things you've
said Jason off Mike, you're like, boy, one of these
days that Mike's going to be on Yeah, I bet,
and the various community is going to be very upset
with you. But here is the clip from two weeks ago.
We'll just play it, okay, and we're just decide whether
or not it required even.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Though it doesn't seem to make any sense that you
would do that.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's the one, Okay, it's more your rodents that you're
looking at, your bush rat, your possums, busht yeah, your
water rats, your beavers.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Right, For example, if I skinned the beaver, yeah, what
are we making a head out of that?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
What's the deal?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Well, it depends on how big the beaver is.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Clearly it's just say it's a big beaver.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But I'm talking about it. It's just like a primary resource.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
But in that that's the trouble though with beaver. If
it's been in the water, yeah, and you've got a
wet beaver, then there's that the sort of thing you
can't wear that, can you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
No, beaver is the sort of water resistant though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, but it's still very wet when you when you
get them.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And like if I was to get a bet beaver,
if I got a wet beaver, I would not be
making a hat out of it.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
What would you do with it?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well, I tried off first, So that's the clip.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, certainly, yeah, very yeah, grow up you guys.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Like, so because people a couple of people who mentioned
it to me, I'm like, maybe we needn't up the
sing of the bud here.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, my sort of view on it is if you
got an issue with that, you've got a filthy mind. Yes,
you know what I'm saying about. It's not my problem,
that's your problem. That's true, because I know what you
were thinking, and I wasn't thinking that. I was thinking
beaver's are wet.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Exactly, very easy to defend.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like if I was going into a court of law
about my our wet beaver content, I'd be very confident.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Right, Okay, Well that's good then.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
So this, this is the whole point of the segment,
is just Basically, sometimes I lie awake at night like
Mogi and just think, oh God, I hope that wasn't
too bad.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
So that was fine. Ultimately, though it's not up to us.
It's up to the audience side whether their offender by it.
And do we just say that the lack of text
complaining or the lack of letters or phone phone calls
means that people aren't offended.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Or just totally disinterested interested at.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
All, thank you? Or do we run a poll are
you offended by this content?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Or maybe if you just text with Beaver to three
four eight three and of those texts, then maybe we'll
I don't know what something will.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Happen because I just want to see to change.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
When you fellows at the restaurant on Friday afternoon, you
mentioned two ladies that were sitting next to the table,
he said some pretty outrageous things about our show. Yeah,
and so I worry on that and they mentioned this, right, Okay, Yeah, anyway,
I just sort to bring it up and if you
guys think that sweet as then that's all good.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mikeman, and.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Kissy Simple Minds here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Did you say clock?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
No, A clock? Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Okay? Clock? Yeah you know oh clock?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, okay. Hey. Old Hoidy J.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Was talking about how even though he goes to work
at three, he hates it when his wife puts on
edmund heavy laundry for him to hang out.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Ajs bras socks.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, really really punishing stuff to hang out.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
People are coming in thick and fast on three four
eight three, which means they are now in the drawer
for a toy price pack. A. Hoidy J did a
full episode on this about a year ago, almost word
for word. Is this a replay or early on set dementia?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Um? Probably dementia because I don't recall doing that, but
I probably have.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
It means I've got dementia as well because I can't
remember it either.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
No, I mean it does vaguely sound familiar.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Familiar, Yeah, classic sort of stuff. Really, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Nothing? This is sort of a similar bit off topic.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Nothing.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's deeper in my goat than going to bed and
finding that the bed needs to be made, So that's
something in my household. That we have a rule where
whoever gets up last has to make the bed, which
is quite often me. You'd be surprised to find so
pretty much, you.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Be weird to make the beard if someone still in it.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yes, that was because I'll get up and then annoy you.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Well, if your wife was making the bed naked body.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
She's refusing to make the beard even though you're in it. Yeah,
just make it.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
It's exactly what I said about, Thank you, Mogi. Actually
someone here and Nick is agreeing with you. He piers
his socks while hanging them out, which I think is
just stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right, I didn't even consider the fact that you could
just hang them out, will you.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I'll tell you what's interesting about what you're doing there, Jace.
You have to spend time, you know, sort of going
through your basket to find that other sock. Whereas if
you do it at the other end and you're just
sitting on the couch and you can just throw the
socks into the relevant piles and then it's easy to
pure it up. Jase, I know how busy you are
all day, man, you'll be able to save yourself a
hell of a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, you know now that you put it like that,
you know that makes sense. Yeah, I have a horror
of the time. I've literally got a sack of socks
with one sock. Ah, right, a sock sack where I
just put all my one socks on my sock sack
and then and there must be like, you know, thirty
peers in there.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Don't it's just one sock.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Why don't you throw them out?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well, because eventually I'm hoping that all the socks will
reintegrate and I'll be able to pay them. One of
my favorite things to do is peering.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Up my socks have been this is interesting.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
So he is so obsiused with sock peering that he
does it whilst hanging them out on the line, and
even keeps old single socks in the hope that one
day he'll get to reunite them with their long lost love.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Well, I know that Jason, he gets quite emotional when
he sees alone, you know, as a solo sock. Don't
you do it all alone? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Lost the mate exactly, and they just get used for
one thing.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
They got one So what do you do them for?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
None of your business, Maggie.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Actually, big show with Jason, Mike and kysy tune in
week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
If you're there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday after And I remember listening to that song on
high road tape back in my youth. Fellas, Oh yeah,
I loved it. It's a it's a tune. It is
a tune.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Lovely, Hey, fellas, Off the back of my chat you
said about shoelacers.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
You remember that shoelace chat. Mogiye text machine has been lighting.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Up, absolutely has been pumping.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Man.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Well, I've got a bit of an update for you.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's breaking news.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
It's breaking news.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Did do.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
So last night, as you guys know, it's just to
recap as I was struggling to find any shoelacers anywhere.
Went to four different stores. I had varying results. No,
we don't sell shoelacers here to Yes, you can have
some shoelacers, but you have to buy six peers, none
of which are in the color that you want. And
then ultimately I have success. Just a white shoelace. It's
(09:00):
just flat white, not round.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Can I just clarify you went to four different shoe
stores I did?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just the store, shoe store, and
they don't sell shoe lacers. Imagine my surprise.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
That's what shot me at.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
It was shocking.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
We shocked about the shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I think that's why the story resonated people.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Yeah, that's right, I think.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
So let's text here on three four three good a fellas.
Any update on Mowgi. Has he put his new shoelacers
in his shoes?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yes? Well, this is what I'm getting to k if
you just let me talk. Last night, I sat down
and I put the new shoelaces in a new shoes. Wow,
it was a good time.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Can I just clarify, Yes, it was not the round shoelace.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It was flat, the flat, and it was.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
White and it was white I was previously mentioned in
this break. Yes white, yes, flat, Yes, okay. One pair
of shoes, two pairs of shoes, two pairs of shoelacers,
one one hundred and fifty centimeters long and twenty centimeters
One was for your your normal shoe there and the
other ones for a boot more of your boot type.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Well I put them in. God they look beautiful, beautiful
and white. Unfortunately my shoes aren't white enough. Right, Okay,
So now really, it's really glaring the difference between these
brand new, beautiful bloody shoelacers that I tracked down over
weeks and weeks and my old shipbox white shoes are
more of a muddy dirty color. Now you can see
if I hold that up to you guys there.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Oh wow, you know, I've got to say they're still
pretty clean.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Because they're pretty clean.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Put them in that little bag with the little thinges
in it.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Oh you remember that?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, your shoe bag for the washing.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
On Instagram, my ball on Instagram. It'sweaking a bloody tree.
But anyway, fellas, I've done both beers of shoes and
I'm pretty happy with the results.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Listen, that's really great news.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Can I just ask you clarifying it's just to do
with my own shoelace.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yes, read the length of the shoelace.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
It's breaking eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, now it's a question is breaking news and what
I found? Because I've got the converse boots of course. Yeah. Yeah,
my laces are quite long, and so I do the
loop around the ankle.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Oh you tie them around there, do you?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, which I'm not very happy about.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
The other alternative is that I do a double bow
on the lace, yes, which I'm equally not happy about.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I mean, what do you guys run with?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
I do a double knot and I tie them to
the inside towards my inner ankle on both shoes, and
then I stuff those loops back inside the shoe so
they're out of sight.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Isn't that annoying?
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Though not as annoying as doing the double wrap around
your ankles.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
You're freak yeah Jays with your weird ankle laces. You
know what you should do though, Magan, I was having
a thing. Oh yeah, you should go to four different
shoelace stores and see if they've got any shoes without
laces in them.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
That would be good. I'm keeping an eye out for
some velcrow bat.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Can I just point out there he didn't go to
shoelace stores, He went to shoe stores.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Jase.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
There was a yak about him going to shoelace stores
now trying to get shoes without lacers in them.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Well, I don't think it was the old switcheroo.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't think that shoelace chat is a time for joking,
because people, it's a public information thing.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Just on that I've been approached by Netflix. They want
to make a movie about it.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Shoelace chat, Yeah with old.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Far out.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Hey, what's coming up after five jas.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I don't think we need to do anything after that.
Else after that is going to be a goddamn yeah.
I don't want to follow that.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
There on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Explain what we're all laughing about.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
No, no, she's going to imagine.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Just before you get into your hilarious chat. I just
want to I just want to clarify very quickly. He
doesn't have to take more than ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Who loaded up my bag? Was shit today? Was that
Pugs as well?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
It had happened.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
I don't even know about it. You mentioned it earlier on,
so I don't know. Okay, but you know, j I'm
above that.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I know you are.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Thank you, Jason.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Think you know I'm above that.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
I've seen you doing it before.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
No, I was filming Pugs doing it last time.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, No, I seriously, I don't even know
that had happened.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
That's great. What was in there?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Sounds like Kezy and pugs are responsible anyway. I've just
wanted to check to you guys about something, and I
don't want you to think I've just cobbled this together, and.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, I don't want some half us year and you
just thought of all right.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
But I don't know if you guys know, but my
wife's left me, yes, and she's been going for over
a week now. But we've had a discussion and she's
agreed to come back on Monday there, which as sooner
than I was anticipating, like I was hoping to talk
around maybe, or what I mean is I knew she
came crawling.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Back, sure, you know, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
I didn't know she came crawling back quite so soon.
And what I've got at home now is the place
is a bit of a it's a bit of a
mess because I've been bachelormogi for the last sort of
ten days. Bachelormogi sort of look like though he looks
like me, but he's got no clothes. On twenty four
to seven, right, Okay, curtains are open and I'm doing
my stretchers facing north and my neighbors to the north.
(14:22):
I'm out on that deck there. I'm smoking darts cracker dawn.
I'm out there smoking darts, say kiolda to my neighbors
that are walking past, and all that sort of stuff.
Quite a conservative neighborhood I'm in. But I'm getting to
know people. And also, you know, dishes haven't been done, right.
I sort of thought I'd start again with the dishes,
(14:43):
just get them all dirty and then bin them. Sure,
get some more later, but they're just dirty at the moment.
I've been moving some and that I've been moving some
pictures that have been hanging up on hooks, and I
change it. This should have been so simple. There's three
pictures in a row, right, Yes, I don't like the
one that my I put up in the middle. I
want to get rid of it. They're all the same size,
these pictures. Sure, I take the middle one out and
(15:05):
I put the one up that I like. It's hanging
now three inches lower. It's the same size, right, same
brand frame, So it's the same keysy, she's the same. Wow,
all the same. Then I'm up there moving the goddamn
hook up a little bit down, a little bit, got
my measuring tape out. I mean, I look sick. You
(15:26):
can imagine me with a measuring tape. I couldn't find
a pencil, so to mark the wall, I got a
knife out of the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Are you still.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Naked this I'm naked. This is exactly what the thing,
kind of thing my wife hates, like using a knife
instead of a pencil. But my thing is, what's the difference.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
So if you couldn't find a knife and you need
to cut something, when you grab a pencil and just sort.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Of you do your best with I'm sort of like
mcguy over.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
You didn't think it would be said, you're just stiffening
the rope.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Stiffening the rope, Well, I did. But the thing is
it was a wire. Then I get to that, so
I'm moving it up and down, and this why it's
not it's not good wire. Your wife got the bad wire.
So anyway, I spent ages up and down, up and down,
that's not right. Moved on to the next one. She's
just about right, and then trying to put it on
the hook and it won't hark won't. If and stay
(16:15):
on the thing on the wire, I'm like, it should
be easy, it should be just there. And I turn it.
I'm like, turn it around. The wires snapped enough so
so now all of that ship is lying in the hallway.
I did that for about half an hours over it. Yes,
so now in the hallway those pictures are on the
on the floor. The toolboxes out in the middle of
(16:38):
the floor. That's just sitting there as well. And I've
got to try and fix that at some point.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
And is there just like a knife on the ground
like five darts?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
That is funnily enough. I went to get a tower
this morning out of the laundry cabin, which is also
where the toolboxes keept, and the knife was sitting up
on top of it.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Can I just ask the photos.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
And absolute shambles, really, Dibato that you hate in the middle,
what's that a photo of?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Is it a photo or a picture?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's well, it's more of a picture, but it's from
our wedding day. And I don't know if I told you,
but my wife when it comes to the looks department, man,
she's rough as gat.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
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