October 5, 2024 • 18 mins
On today's bonus best bits from this week, Mogey's wife is leaving him, Keyzie's under calendar control, and Jase did orange wees.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Lemon Heads There on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is five forty six.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You're right, Maggie, I don't know, man, I'm just feeling
a little bit. I don't know. Yeah, you want to
talk about it.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Weird, a little bit weird. I've just got a vibe, man.
And this happens every now and again that my wife's
leaving me, she's going to leave me?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Sure you know what? You've got a feeling she's about
to Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
It's sort of like I feel like she's had enough
and she's sort of iron the door.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, what was the thing she's sort of saying.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It's more of a vibe, Kezy, Like when you've been
with your you know, your partner for as long as
I have, and you won't understand that, Yeah, you start
to get a real vibe for what's going through their head.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Can I.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Because as you know, I've been with my wife a
long time there, Magie, Oh you have you won't understand
that at this point yet, Keezy, But can I just say.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
This in terms of the vibe for me. Yeah, it's
in the eyes, is it? What? You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, And she won't even look at me. That's sort
of you know what I mean. Or she's rolling her
eyes or oh wow, yeah, she's stearing.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Deggers and squeezing them shut. Yes, that's a common one.
Give me the stink.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I not the stink eye so much, but certainly, Yeah,
they're closing closing her eyes when I'm talking to I'd
just be talking to her in the kitchen or wherever,
and she's just got her eyes closed.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm like, what are you doing? I just.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
She said, she said, I tell you what she said me,
and she said, I just feel like I've seen enough.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
When she's listening to you in the kitchen, the air
with her eyes squeeze.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
She's squeezing her forehead as well. She's sort of rubbing
her temp temples.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, sort of rubbing her left temple and just going
can She'll say things like, you know, can you just
give me a minute?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah? Yeah, Like what would you have said to sort
of trigger that in her? I'm just asking.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Just normal relationship questions, and I just want to have
a conversation where you know, for me is my best
mate and if one of us is going to get
wound up every time one of us sees you know,
whose turn is it to clean the kitchen again or
you know, hang out the Washington whatever, then you know
we're not going to get through it.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
You know what you should do, maybe asked I ask
you questions that aren't about chores, like, oh, hey, how
is your weekend?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I know, but I was there the whole time. Yeah,
but I know she just been sort of laying around.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, but anyway, I was going through a phone and
that's healthy.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, actually you.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Gave me the idea, kids, because you've got a track
anyways going through I was going through a phone just
you know, as you do.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Sure, totally. And she's got some flights booked right. Oh god, So.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Not looking good, well not for me, not just for
me and the kid and then the kid yeah here
and the kids.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Sorry, well it's not good. I mean she's well, I know,
I just mean, well, I know it doesn't mean it
what I mean, what is it? One way flights or
a turn flight?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I didn't look, man, I just sort of was feeling
a bit gattered at that point and hungry as well
as stabbing no dinner on the table.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
When I go, oh, that's really I'm really sorry to
hear that, man, Yeah, it's funny you should say that. Actually,
it's this terribly true story.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
On Sunday, I said to my wife, because she's actually
does the ironing, I said, you said, not very well, No,
I seid chilly work dwning.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
The old shirts are sticking up on the longbe because.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You actually say that she did not take it well,
she did not take it well.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yes, indeed the naked and famous there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty
five past four o'clock and all as well. And we're
discussing weird things that make us cry. And I believe
Keysy you've got a few texts on three four eight
three in that regard.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Well, that's right, it's all started with Mike who got
to served from Jona Lomoo.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Jonah Lommie makes me cry. Oh, Jonah Lommie highlights make
me cry, not so much when he's dropping the ball
on that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, but just seeing him in full flight.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Full flight, dominating that he died young, that he had
health issues that he kept to himself, that he was
such a humble backbone. So many just incredible memories of
just the every single great all Black and rugby player
worldwide talks about what a goddamn animal he was.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yes, so that. Yeah, here's something else.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And we'll never forget that game against England in the
World Cup. Yeah, where Lurie Mains got him so fired
up he said I would have run into a brick wall.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
The trick with that was he he was bunking with
Eric Rush or Frank Bunt before that game, Yes, and
he and whoever it was one of those two guys,
and they were saying to a more night games on
now England reckon you're all ship men, They reckon you're
all ship And so.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Then he came out there that game just hammered them
familiar It was old men and supermarkets that where you
know jerseys with the collar over the top and sort
of old school hats and they look very lonely.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yes, so just a sort of along those same lines.
Isaac here kezy falling over into the doggy position made me.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, yeah, yesterday, that was a hell of a moment.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Just in reference, Key was wearing some orphopedic slip ons
and he tripped up on the stairs with Megan ended
up with in the doggy position.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
That's right, went over his shoulder a woman who was
just sort of an innocent passer by.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
To be honest with you, yes, is that how it happened?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Because I just remember tripping over slightly and then don't
worry about it.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm still trying to fit. He arched your back so much, But.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Anyway, pilates helps with that. Jason, there's a lot of
it's coming through. On three four eight three. My wife
cries all the time at the Lotto ad featuring Wilson
the dog who gets lost overboard. Oh yeah, and there's
actually an ad with the dog with three legs that
gets picked up from the pound by the guy with.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's really nice. It's a nice head.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But there was another aad that you used to make
me cry, but I'll be bugging if it might have
been the Rebella one.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh for me, it was the ad for Wellington Paranormal
Oh yeah, yeah, award winning even.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Especially there the sailor that had pink Ey is so funny.
I'm a contractor and do a lot of work at
retirement villagers. It brings a titmize when I work in
the Dementia Awards seeing lost and lonely people, especially when
they asked you to take them with you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Oh yeah, very sad, actually, genuinely, that's that's super sad.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
One of this one Matt Heath leaving the Breakfast Show.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh you know, that's all good, you know, Yeah, yeah,
it's not sad? Is it?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Having to listen to you three oons every afternoon makes
me cry?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Yeah, yeah, And that's from Boss Toddy in there. Those
bloody military homecoming kids videos on Facebook have.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So someone's been away for a.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Long time, so they've been away and then they come
home and they surprise their mother, father, kids, whatever, having
come back from the military and not being killed.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, those are good, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's also good on that front as pets being reunited
with their people that have gone overseas for military series
and come back four months later, and the dogs.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Very sweet. I saw weep I saw on the other day,
which was a guy.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It was It was probably like twenty five and he
was obviously living in a different country to his partner,
and it was his birthday, and then if you could
have one worse what would it be? And then he
thought about it and blew out the candle, and then
his girlfriend surprised him and was like, hey, I'm here.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It's like, damn it for a stripper.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, that's what he said, Damn I wished for a stripper.
And then I was I feel your paying man, and
I weld up a wee bit.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The Cure of Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is exactly twenty five minutes
past four o'clock. Now. Keysy was just discussing how his
wife is making more and more demands on his time.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Mogi, I feel like I should just explain.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, you're saying she's infiltraded you. You traded your calendar,
and now she's putting little tasks for you to do
in your calendar.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Is that right? No?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
No, you put mustard on stuff, Jase. What she's done
is we have a shit, we have a shared calendar.
And the new thing she's just started doing is putting
instructions like pick up library book in my calendar for today,
this is last night. She did it at nine forty
five am, and then at ten am she had put
Coley in New Zealand about flights as another job.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Can I just make the point right away that you
made a fatal mistake by having a shared calais, because
that's why.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Is it dumb?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
I've got nothing to hide from my wife. What are
you hiding from your wife?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But you're complaining about the fact that she's putting stuff
on your sheep calendar.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, he's saying that you wouldn't have the extra things
to do if you never had a shop calendar. So
but I agree, like you're a partnership, you've got to
get things done keasy. Yeah, So that's that's why you've
got to have the shee calendar. That would annoy me,
to be honest, to have somebody and like sorting out
my time and what I'm going to be doing. That
would there, that would ruffle my fear.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
That the good thing about my wife and I. She
did it and it was hilarious because I'm like, oh,
you sure doing me little jobs to do? So I
just thought it's a good little reminder and I might
put stack dish washer incorrectly and tomorrow, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Sure, absolutely, that's what you should do.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
And I said to her, is this like a new
way for you to remind me to do some jobs?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And to be honest, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I need to do those things, and I'd forgotten about
both of them and I still haven't done them. But
do your guys partners, have your partners, you know, try
to find new ways of telling you guys what to
do or.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, I mean yeah, And my wife does have different
ways and she's always coming up with new and innovative
ways to do it. One of the things that she'll
do is go, oh, when I'm doing that, i'd sort
of I do it like this, or you know, she.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Doesn't want to.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
She's sort of found that telling me directly to do
something doesn't go well, so sort of saying oh when
I do that, I do this, and I'm meant to go.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Oh, well, I'll try that do it that way.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
So there are she is sort of constantly coming up
with different different ways, all of which are completely transparent
and annoying.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
But also I'm annoying because I'm not doing I'm not
taking her eyes. I'm not doing yeah, what I should
be doing.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
In twenty six years of marriage, my wife has never
once asked me to do a single thing at all,
not once, not ever, because she knows that I'm a
very sensitive, artistic type and it doesn't take much to
put me in a hoo of a mood, and so
(11:10):
she just goes, you live your life, you do you well?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Do me? Do you ask her to do anything all
the time? Right?
Speaker 5 (11:20):
And is that because do you think that's because she
knows you're shit at doing everything?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Possibly? Yeah, possibly, yeah, yeah, So she.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Doesn't want to waste her time and energy trying to
get me to do stuff that I'm probably ship housing anyway.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Well, then you'll fail at it and then you'll go
to do it yourself, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Sixty on three three? Does keys you have a joint
Facebook account with his wife?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Too? Hard? Nut?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Me?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
No, I don't. Yeah, right, we can't start using that
as a joke at the end of.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Every otherwise it's gonna as a wife of someone who
is not good with verbal instructions. I think she's not
being bossy, just ensuring she doesn't have to end up
doing those things on top of whatever she needs to
get done. I agree, she's not being bossy. The things
we just telling you what you need to do to
be fair. The book is for me, right, and it's
going to expire and they're going to put it because
(12:13):
it's reserved right now. So she's like, if you want
the book, you gotta go. And the flight thing is
for me as well.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
What I do have a lot of my relationship is
I told you that, Yes, a lot, which he goes,
I told you that, and I go, oh, what you're
You're going out to dinner tonight?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I told you that. Oh, did you right?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
But I have this thing where I kind of sweitch off.
You guys might have noticed that of meetings and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You know what would be really good for something like that?
A shared calendar.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, the Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisy.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
He's indeed sound Garden there on the radio Honaky Big
Show this Thursday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four o'clock o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
A couple of ticks on three four A three. That's right.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Our new sponsor to they're bringing back the toy billboards
on court. No, people are sitting through their ideas. Hoy
Jay won't in a bag of cheese balls on the
way home from work tonight.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah right, Actually I could do with some cheese balls
right now. Could do we have any snacks lying around?
Because I'm really quite pikish.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, we just leave them lying around.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The Big Show follers noses aren't that big. That's kind
of hurtful. All three Big Show hosts having a good
sleep on the same night.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah right, that reminds me. Actually breaking news.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I was just breaking news. This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
They had a shocker of a sleep last night, man, shocker.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Oh excellent, I've actually got some breaking news just on that.
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Got out of bed sleep last night? You did? Did it?
Like really weird?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Like I felt like I hadn't slept at all, and
then all of a sudden it was time to get up.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Oh it's like what you know? What's that about?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
So I've actually got a bit of breaking news on
that front too.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Actually, really okay, this is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I had an absolute sharker for a sleep last night.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Far out all was terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You know those sleeps that you have where it feels
like you haven't slept at all, like you just at
a bobbing on the water of old sleep rather than
going deep into the dips I found on the French.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
And you know what was also really freaky.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I got up at quarter past five in the morning
and in the morning and did orange wheeze wow.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
So that really freaked me out. Too too many cheese balls, no,
I realized.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I freaked out for about half an and then I
realized I had a.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Baroqua the night before. That'll be it.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah, I had a shaka wear because it was a
bit of a stormy bastard up here in Auckland. The
window in our room was just banging. It doesn't say.
It's one of those old houses with the lifty uppy
ones and slash windows, and it would just being but
not regular enough that you could just sort of treat
it like a dripping tap. So I got up and
(15:23):
I jammed it with some stuff and then that didn't work.
It slowed it down a bit, but that kept me
up past midnight. That was pretty awesome. And then with
our dog. We have to keep you locked out, Tinker, Yeah,
we keep you locked out in the other part of
the house because she snores too much. But my wife,
and this is unforgivable, didn't close the door properly. So
(15:44):
a dog came in at two o'clock and she was wet.
She'd been outside in the storm, so that was good.
So I had to pick her up and throw her
in the lounge tinker. And I was awake from two
o'clock in the morning, and then at five o'clock the
alarm went off and I had to drive my wife
and my daughter.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
To the airport.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
And then when I came back from the airport, they'd
closed the motorway.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And I was loving it. Right, it's hang on my
neck of the woods. It was so far I think
the worst. Oh yeah, it sounds like it. Man.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
It was really windy up my plate at my place.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
And there's a ranch slider in our conservatory which just
bangs slightly.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yes, And it was a ranch.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Slider, and like it wasn't you're right, it wasn't. Sort
of rhythmic. I couldn't go that's going to happen all
the time. It just happened every now and there. And
so I went out there and I jammed a whole
lot of stuff in there, like pillows and cushions and
stuff in a blanket, and then that didn't work, and
then I just finally just decided I'm just gonna block
it out, putting your plugs in. Oh yeah, just started
going to sleep. That was across the roof of my house.
(16:55):
It sounded like a man running across it. It was
a cat, really big fat one. Though.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I thing that's so weird.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I mean, because I like, it was quite windy last night.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I don't know if you guys noticed that.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
And I've got a spear room and the doors a
bit loose or something, and it does the same thing
your sash windows.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
It was, and you're it was just it.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Just bobbles and knocks all the time. And so that
was keeping me up. And then my wife, strangely very
similar to your who shut the corridor door. So the
dog came down the corridor and jumped on the bed.
And then there was something scratching in the roof, which
freaked my dog out, who then shat on the douvet.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Where was the duck?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
The duck? I think the duck was in the bathroom.
Oh yeah, I was toiling it.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, funny you should say that, because I was Effan
and jeffing because the dog shat on the douvet. We
have to get some stuff out of the laundry, go
through the bathroom and slip on duck shit.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh man, how did you sleep? New Zealand? Yeah, great question.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Keezy three four eight three, that is no, no pugs
anal three like one hundred thousand dollars or something.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Sweete his acy DZ The Holdachy Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
Radio Holdakey
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Lemon Heads There on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is five forty six.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You're right, Maggie, I don't know, man, I'm just feeling
a little bit. I don't know. Yeah, you want to
talk about it.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Weird, a little bit weird. I've just got a vibe, man.
And this happens every now and again that my wife's
leaving me, she's going to leave me?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Sure you know what? You've got a feeling she's about
to Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
It's sort of like I feel like she's had enough
and she's sort of iron the door.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, what was the thing she's sort of saying.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It's more of a vibe, Kezy, Like when you've been
with your you know, your partner for as long as
I have, and you won't understand that, Yeah, you start
to get a real vibe for what's going through their head.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Can I.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Because as you know, I've been with my wife a
long time there, Magie, Oh you have you won't understand
that at this point yet, Keezy, But can I just say.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
This in terms of the vibe for me. Yeah, it's
in the eyes, is it? What? You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, And she won't even look at me. That's sort
of you know what I mean. Or she's rolling her
eyes or oh wow, yeah, she's stearing.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Deggers and squeezing them shut. Yes, that's a common one.
Give me the stink.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I not the stink eye so much, but certainly, Yeah,
they're closing closing her eyes when I'm talking to I'd
just be talking to her in the kitchen or wherever,
and she's just got her eyes closed.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm like, what are you doing? I just.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
She said, she said, I tell you what she said me,
and she said, I just feel like I've seen enough.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
When she's listening to you in the kitchen, the air
with her eyes squeeze.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
She's squeezing her forehead as well. She's sort of rubbing
her temp temples.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, sort of rubbing her left temple and just going
can She'll say things like, you know, can you just
give me a minute?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah? Yeah, Like what would you have said to sort
of trigger that in her? I'm just asking.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Just normal relationship questions, and I just want to have
a conversation where you know, for me is my best
mate and if one of us is going to get
wound up every time one of us sees you know,
whose turn is it to clean the kitchen again or
you know, hang out the Washington whatever, then you know
we're not going to get through it.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
You know what you should do, maybe asked I ask
you questions that aren't about chores, like, oh, hey, how
is your weekend?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I know, but I was there the whole time. Yeah,
but I know she just been sort of laying around.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, but anyway, I was going through a phone and
that's healthy.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, actually you.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Gave me the idea, kids, because you've got a track
anyways going through I was going through a phone just
you know, as you do.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Sure, totally. And she's got some flights booked right. Oh god, So.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Not looking good, well not for me, not just for
me and the kid and then the kid yeah here
and the kids.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Sorry, well it's not good. I mean she's well, I know,
I just mean, well, I know it doesn't mean it
what I mean, what is it? One way flights or
a turn flight?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I didn't look, man, I just sort of was feeling
a bit gattered at that point and hungry as well
as stabbing no dinner on the table.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
When I go, oh, that's really I'm really sorry to
hear that, man, Yeah, it's funny you should say that. Actually,
it's this terribly true story.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
On Sunday, I said to my wife, because she's actually
does the ironing, I said, you said, not very well, No,
I seid chilly work dwning.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
The old shirts are sticking up on the longbe because.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You actually say that she did not take it well,
she did not take it well.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yes, indeed the naked and famous there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty
five past four o'clock and all as well. And we're
discussing weird things that make us cry. And I believe
Keysy you've got a few texts on three four eight
three in that regard.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Well, that's right, it's all started with Mike who got
to served from Jona Lomoo.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Jonah Lommie makes me cry. Oh, Jonah Lommie highlights make
me cry, not so much when he's dropping the ball
on that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, but just seeing him in full flight.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Full flight, dominating that he died young, that he had
health issues that he kept to himself, that he was
such a humble backbone. So many just incredible memories of
just the every single great all Black and rugby player
worldwide talks about what a goddamn animal he was.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yes, so that. Yeah, here's something else.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And we'll never forget that game against England in the
World Cup. Yeah, where Lurie Mains got him so fired
up he said I would have run into a brick wall.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
The trick with that was he he was bunking with
Eric Rush or Frank Bunt before that game, Yes, and
he and whoever it was one of those two guys,
and they were saying to a more night games on
now England reckon you're all ship men, They reckon you're
all ship And so.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Then he came out there that game just hammered them
familiar It was old men and supermarkets that where you
know jerseys with the collar over the top and sort
of old school hats and they look very lonely.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yes, so just a sort of along those same lines.
Isaac here kezy falling over into the doggy position made me.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, yeah, yesterday, that was a hell of a moment.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Just in reference, Key was wearing some orphopedic slip ons
and he tripped up on the stairs with Megan ended
up with in the doggy position.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
That's right, went over his shoulder a woman who was
just sort of an innocent passer by.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
To be honest with you, yes, is that how it happened?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Because I just remember tripping over slightly and then don't
worry about it.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm still trying to fit. He arched your back so much, But.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Anyway, pilates helps with that. Jason, there's a lot of
it's coming through. On three four eight three. My wife
cries all the time at the Lotto ad featuring Wilson
the dog who gets lost overboard. Oh yeah, and there's
actually an ad with the dog with three legs that
gets picked up from the pound by the guy with.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's really nice. It's a nice head.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But there was another aad that you used to make
me cry, but I'll be bugging if it might have
been the Rebella one.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh for me, it was the ad for Wellington Paranormal
Oh yeah, yeah, award winning even.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Especially there the sailor that had pink Ey is so funny.
I'm a contractor and do a lot of work at
retirement villagers. It brings a titmize when I work in
the Dementia Awards seeing lost and lonely people, especially when
they asked you to take them with you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Oh yeah, very sad, actually, genuinely, that's that's super sad.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
One of this one Matt Heath leaving the Breakfast Show.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh you know, that's all good, you know, Yeah, yeah,
it's not sad? Is it?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Having to listen to you three oons every afternoon makes
me cry?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Yeah, yeah, And that's from Boss Toddy in there. Those
bloody military homecoming kids videos on Facebook have.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So someone's been away for a.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Long time, so they've been away and then they come
home and they surprise their mother, father, kids, whatever, having
come back from the military and not being killed.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, those are good, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's also good on that front as pets being reunited
with their people that have gone overseas for military series
and come back four months later, and the dogs.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Very sweet. I saw weep I saw on the other day,
which was a guy.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It was It was probably like twenty five and he
was obviously living in a different country to his partner,
and it was his birthday, and then if you could
have one worse what would it be? And then he
thought about it and blew out the candle, and then
his girlfriend surprised him and was like, hey, I'm here.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It's like, damn it for a stripper.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, that's what he said, Damn I wished for a stripper.
And then I was I feel your paying man, and
I weld up a wee bit.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The Cure of Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is exactly twenty five minutes
past four o'clock. Now. Keysy was just discussing how his
wife is making more and more demands on his time.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Mogi, I feel like I should just explain.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, you're saying she's infiltraded you. You traded your calendar,
and now she's putting little tasks for you to do
in your calendar.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Is that right? No?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
No, you put mustard on stuff, Jase. What she's done
is we have a shit, we have a shared calendar.
And the new thing she's just started doing is putting
instructions like pick up library book in my calendar for today,
this is last night. She did it at nine forty
five am, and then at ten am she had put
Coley in New Zealand about flights as another job.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Can I just make the point right away that you
made a fatal mistake by having a shared calais, because
that's why.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Is it dumb?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
I've got nothing to hide from my wife. What are
you hiding from your wife?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But you're complaining about the fact that she's putting stuff
on your sheep calendar.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, he's saying that you wouldn't have the extra things
to do if you never had a shop calendar. So
but I agree, like you're a partnership, you've got to
get things done keasy. Yeah, So that's that's why you've
got to have the shee calendar. That would annoy me,
to be honest, to have somebody and like sorting out
my time and what I'm going to be doing. That
would there, that would ruffle my fear.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
That the good thing about my wife and I. She
did it and it was hilarious because I'm like, oh,
you sure doing me little jobs to do? So I
just thought it's a good little reminder and I might
put stack dish washer incorrectly and tomorrow, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Sure, absolutely, that's what you should do.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
And I said to her, is this like a new
way for you to remind me to do some jobs?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And to be honest, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I need to do those things, and I'd forgotten about
both of them and I still haven't done them. But
do your guys partners, have your partners, you know, try
to find new ways of telling you guys what to
do or.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, I mean yeah, And my wife does have different
ways and she's always coming up with new and innovative
ways to do it. One of the things that she'll
do is go, oh, when I'm doing that, i'd sort
of I do it like this, or you know, she.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Doesn't want to.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
She's sort of found that telling me directly to do
something doesn't go well, so sort of saying oh when
I do that, I do this, and I'm meant to go.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Oh, well, I'll try that do it that way.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
So there are she is sort of constantly coming up
with different different ways, all of which are completely transparent
and annoying.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
But also I'm annoying because I'm not doing I'm not
taking her eyes. I'm not doing yeah, what I should
be doing.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
In twenty six years of marriage, my wife has never
once asked me to do a single thing at all,
not once, not ever, because she knows that I'm a
very sensitive, artistic type and it doesn't take much to
put me in a hoo of a mood, and so
(11:10):
she just goes, you live your life, you do you well?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Do me? Do you ask her to do anything all
the time? Right?
Speaker 5 (11:20):
And is that because do you think that's because she
knows you're shit at doing everything?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Possibly? Yeah, possibly, yeah, yeah, So she.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Doesn't want to waste her time and energy trying to
get me to do stuff that I'm probably ship housing anyway.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Well, then you'll fail at it and then you'll go
to do it yourself, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Sixty on three three? Does keys you have a joint
Facebook account with his wife?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Too? Hard? Nut?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Me?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
No, I don't. Yeah, right, we can't start using that
as a joke at the end of.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Every otherwise it's gonna as a wife of someone who
is not good with verbal instructions. I think she's not
being bossy, just ensuring she doesn't have to end up
doing those things on top of whatever she needs to
get done. I agree, she's not being bossy. The things
we just telling you what you need to do to
be fair. The book is for me, right, and it's
going to expire and they're going to put it because
(12:13):
it's reserved right now. So she's like, if you want
the book, you gotta go. And the flight thing is
for me as well.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
What I do have a lot of my relationship is
I told you that, Yes, a lot, which he goes,
I told you that, and I go, oh, what you're
You're going out to dinner tonight?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I told you that. Oh, did you right?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
But I have this thing where I kind of sweitch off.
You guys might have noticed that of meetings and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You know what would be really good for something like that?
A shared calendar.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, the Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisy.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
He's indeed sound Garden there on the radio Honaky Big
Show this Thursday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four o'clock o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
A couple of ticks on three four A three. That's right.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Our new sponsor to they're bringing back the toy billboards
on court. No, people are sitting through their ideas. Hoy
Jay won't in a bag of cheese balls on the
way home from work tonight.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah right, Actually I could do with some cheese balls
right now. Could do we have any snacks lying around?
Because I'm really quite pikish.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, we just leave them lying around.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The Big Show follers noses aren't that big. That's kind
of hurtful. All three Big Show hosts having a good
sleep on the same night.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah right, that reminds me. Actually breaking news.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I was just breaking news. This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
They had a shocker of a sleep last night, man, shocker.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Oh excellent, I've actually got some breaking news just on that.
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Got out of bed sleep last night? You did? Did it?
Like really weird?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Like I felt like I hadn't slept at all, and
then all of a sudden it was time to get up.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Oh it's like what you know? What's that about?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
So I've actually got a bit of breaking news on
that front too.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Actually, really okay, this is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I had an absolute sharker for a sleep last night.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Far out all was terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You know those sleeps that you have where it feels
like you haven't slept at all, like you just at
a bobbing on the water of old sleep rather than
going deep into the dips I found on the French.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
And you know what was also really freaky.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I got up at quarter past five in the morning
and in the morning and did orange wheeze wow.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
So that really freaked me out. Too too many cheese balls, no,
I realized.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I freaked out for about half an and then I
realized I had a.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Baroqua the night before. That'll be it.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah, I had a shaka wear because it was a
bit of a stormy bastard up here in Auckland. The
window in our room was just banging. It doesn't say.
It's one of those old houses with the lifty uppy
ones and slash windows, and it would just being but
not regular enough that you could just sort of treat
it like a dripping tap. So I got up and
(15:23):
I jammed it with some stuff and then that didn't work.
It slowed it down a bit, but that kept me
up past midnight. That was pretty awesome. And then with
our dog. We have to keep you locked out, Tinker, Yeah,
we keep you locked out in the other part of
the house because she snores too much. But my wife,
and this is unforgivable, didn't close the door properly. So
(15:44):
a dog came in at two o'clock and she was wet.
She'd been outside in the storm, so that was good.
So I had to pick her up and throw her
in the lounge tinker. And I was awake from two
o'clock in the morning, and then at five o'clock the
alarm went off and I had to drive my wife
and my daughter.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
To the airport.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
And then when I came back from the airport, they'd
closed the motorway.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And I was loving it. Right, it's hang on my
neck of the woods. It was so far I think
the worst. Oh yeah, it sounds like it. Man.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
It was really windy up my plate at my place.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
And there's a ranch slider in our conservatory which just
bangs slightly.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yes, And it was a ranch.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Slider, and like it wasn't you're right, it wasn't. Sort
of rhythmic. I couldn't go that's going to happen all
the time. It just happened every now and there. And
so I went out there and I jammed a whole
lot of stuff in there, like pillows and cushions and
stuff in a blanket, and then that didn't work, and
then I just finally just decided I'm just gonna block
it out, putting your plugs in. Oh yeah, just started
going to sleep. That was across the roof of my house.
(16:55):
It sounded like a man running across it. It was
a cat, really big fat one. Though.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I thing that's so weird.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I mean, because I like, it was quite windy last night.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I don't know if you guys noticed that.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
And I've got a spear room and the doors a
bit loose or something, and it does the same thing
your sash windows.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
It was, and you're it was just it.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Just bobbles and knocks all the time. And so that
was keeping me up. And then my wife, strangely very
similar to your who shut the corridor door. So the
dog came down the corridor and jumped on the bed.
And then there was something scratching in the roof, which
freaked my dog out, who then shat on the douvet.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Where was the duck?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
The duck? I think the duck was in the bathroom.
Oh yeah, I was toiling it.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, funny you should say that, because I was Effan
and jeffing because the dog shat on the douvet. We
have to get some stuff out of the laundry, go
through the bathroom and slip on duck shit.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh man, how did you sleep? New Zealand? Yeah, great question.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Keezy three four eight three, that is no, no pugs
anal three like one hundred thousand dollars or something.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Sweete his acy DZ The Holdachy Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
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