FULL SHOW: 3 Boomers & A Mic

On today's show, Jase is poo-shy, Mike's moving and Keyzie's a picnic planner.

TIME TO DIE:
(00:00) Intro: Sure...
(03:08) Boomer Chat
(08:30) Froutouts!
(13:29) Mogey's Moving
(15:33) TELLY
(21:09) THE FRIDAY THROBBER
(24:24) THE DECIDER
(27:45) THE DEBRIEF
(32:53) VINYL TIME
(34:39) Embarrassed on set
(38:31) The picnic
(42:00) Intro: The Perfect Picnic
(43:43) SPORT CHAT
(47:28) Swinging for Movember
(50:09) MEATPATTYNIPS
(54:23) Have a great weekend!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The home aking Big Show Show thanks to crave worthy
street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big, big show, really Jason, Hitch and Key Well,
get at your mad Bustard's great to every company this
Friday afternoon, the fourteenth of November twenty twenty five, and
new my friend says, always listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by rebook.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Gea crave worthy street food freshly made with rebig Year.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah yeah, great stuff.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Get a moggi U Stallion House life doing pretty grassy
your mad dog. You're six on the bell though, I
will say I've had too much to eat. Got a
little bit of a comber got on you know what
I mean? Do you eat too much Keithy and you
get a little bit sleepy?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I just eats the exact amount I need anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Man, you're the man, keith Thank you just on that front.
By the way, Fellers, I got home quite late this
afternoon and ended up eating three crackers, so I know
what you're talking. I know what you're talking about, Mogi.
I was so bloated. Yeah, my god, get a keazy.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Hi is that it?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Man, you haven't commented on my appearance in any way.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, I just felt that, you know, I was making
you self conscious, and I didn't want you to feel
self conscious because you're an immeculately dressed, well presented, handsome
young goofball.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It is, Thanks Jason, I am a week bit goofy
and I've accepted that.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, there's nothing wrong with goofy.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I think it's like, yeah, it's there are worse things
I could do.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
By absolutely absolutely, yeah, no, no, there are definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Hey, by the way, I want to reinstall this before
MOGGI tells us what's on the show. Froud out Shideays
three four three, let us know what's going on for
your Friday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
If you don't know what that is, it's a shout out.
We do it on Fridays. And one time, like a
year ago, Jason accidentally said, frout out shideay. Yeah, every
text that comes through on three for three in the
draw for a fifty dollar Reburg voucher.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
What's happening on the Big show with old movie.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
She's a hell of a show today, fellows, we've got
another cricket chat, which is also coupled with a giveaway
another couple of tickets to go and see the Black
Caps versus the West Indies. We will of course have
the Throbber once more. Bloody excited about this. The theme
today fellas there.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Is no theme. We're mad Dog Yeah yeah, Rome and
the Prairies. Not only that.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Next up we're gonna be talking about things that don't
need to be upgraded. Potentially a very specific chat, but
we'll see how we go.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Meantime, here's the Hives.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy Bush.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
This Friday afternoon. The time is for twelve fellers.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Fellers got a bone to pick?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Pick?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's cool, thanks man.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I think I think technology has gone too far.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I need to tell me that, Keezy. I'm turned a
computer on a fourteen.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You're the other way though, you're too far the other way.
I think technology peaked at around about two thousand and nine.
What happened then, so things have started from that point.
You know, we're talking iPods and things like that. The
first iPhone might have come out sort of near then,
but specifically in cars. All the cars nowadays have a

(03:26):
big iPod in the middle, which is where you control everything.
So you want to turn down the fan or whatever
put the AC on, you have to click through menus
tap the thing. In my current car, you push the
on button.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
You know, nowadays everything is way too complex. It looks cool,
but it's way harder to use. It's stupid. So my
two thousand and four Honda Accord that I've got has
got a stereo with the actual manual buttons one, two,
three for five six to hit your presets. It's got
bluetooth so I can still play my tunes.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is that what those numbers are for?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah? Man, And I just think at the moment that
sort of modernizing stuff that doesn't need to be modernized,
and it's actually making things way worse.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes, I agree, I agree. Sadly, there's nobody here that's disagreeing. Yeah,
we're all agreen. Well, I mean, I agree. I'm hot
on technology because you were fume, And I just want
to tell the people out there, we've had an upgrade
in that regard to our entry system into the building. Now,
we used to have swipey cards. That's right. You take
your swipey card out or you'd attach it, you know,

(04:26):
really coolly and styling to your pants, and you do
the little blipleep now it's all through your phone.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's an app that you download onto your phone, which
is fine, and then uses the Bluetooth on your phone
to open the door. The locks now take way longer.
Half the time you got to do it doesn't work.
You got to then get your phone out going too
the app and fire it up again. And as Joe
Jury from the acc found out last night, his phone died,
he couldn't get in the building.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes, just stupid.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Why did we upgrade it? The swipe cards are fine.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
I'd love to know how much it costs sort of upgrade,
but yeah, it would have been plenty. But you're exactly right,
because then I go to you is that? And I
have to close the app, open the app? You know,
it's just it's a I'm surprised I haven't fired up.
I'm just sort of resigned to it. But it is
a waste of everyone's time.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Just on that. I'm got a bone to peck.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh really, I got a bowl a bit.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Don't get me bloody started on q IF codes. You
are code q are I mean you go to a
restaurant and it's all you order through your phone now
and it's like, oh fuf and I still don't have
a scanner on my phone.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Even you guys have tried to help me get a
scanner on my phone, it doesn't have one. And so
it's like, oh fu sake, you know, just come and
have some human interaction with me and tell me what
the speech agree.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I've got a bone to pick as well. I got
a bowl a bit when were over in fish Year. Yes,
the weight staff all lovely people. They come over to you,
but they don't come over with a pen and pad
or god forbid, a memory. They come over with an
iPad and everything gets ordered on the iPad, which I'm

(06:13):
assuming they gets fed into the kitchen. But then what
happens is you've got no relationship with a person serving you.
They're not chatting, they're not using their memory, there's no
sort of conversation with them. It completely removes this need
to be exactly correct at every single turn, removes human connection. Yes,
you don't have this nice chat. Instead, you're like, we're

(06:34):
out on the beach. That missus and I either got a
table out on the beach. There's a whole bunch of
other tables. Everyone's sitting out there, and all the weight
starf's faces lit up with blue.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Light while they're while they're writing down what your order is.
It's just like, who asked for this shit? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Man, Yeah, I mean I quite like the iPads. I
mean I quite like that in terms of because I
hate it when they get my order wrong. But I
feel like we have gone too far now.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
It's the same thing we're talking about it fairly recently,
pushing the button on the boot of your car so
that you don't have to, you know, God forbid you
use your arm to put down We are just lazy sons.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
We wonder, we wonder, don't we feel we do with
a huge obesity epidemic that we've gotten some places in
the world. It's no wonder because we never get off
our fat asses anymore. So what's your bone to pick
with fat people? Well, no, it's the fact that we're

(07:31):
all trying to make everything so easy when we have
to make no effort was there instead of just being
a human being and interacting and pushing shit.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
So that's not what my original bone to pick was.
Mine was just that it's easier to push buttons on
my earcon in my car than using an iPads. Yeah,
So I feel like we've gone down a completely different
path here.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I don't think you should have said that about people
that are young people riding their bikes on the foot path.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Flood the Whold Ching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Iking beg there on the radio, Hold Donkey Big Show
this Friday afternoon. It is froud out, Shiedea, what of
the people saying fellows on three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Let's try to frout out as a shout out if
you would like to do one. Three four eight three
is the number. Everyone The text through in the drawer
for a fifty dollar Reburger voucher are massive. Froud out
to Jed and Wellington battling chicken pox all week.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
The pox.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
You know, the pox will make your stere old Jase.
You know about that man apparently so yeah. So if
you get it when you're younger, Keezy, I don't know
if you've ever had it. If you get it when
you're youngers, tickety boo. But if you get it when
you're older, it can make a man sterile and also
makes you make those spots scar again scar and last forever.

(08:54):
So I had a guy. I'd never had it before,
and a guy at work came along and he had
it and he looked horrendous turning up at work, the
bastard there. So when I got myself tested, it turns
out I've got natural immunity the chicken pox. Wow, okay,
it's my super power, Keezy chicken pox can't take.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Me down, brother, This is the weird thing on that.
I am stere Isle as well? Right, neither handle there.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, I had a joke there, but I didn't say.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I don't know that I've had chicken pox. Oh well,
you don't want to get it now now I know
you're Wow. You know I'm an old ram cast now, Fellers,
what is the matter if I'm Steele.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'm just thinking about your horrific scarring. Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Good stuff Fellas. You know there shatter a froud out
to my brother who lives in the UK and is
probably sleeping right now. Absolute backbone hoodages. You simply must go.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Have you any plans to go?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Man?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Wow? Look, I'm in talks with management at the moment
Fellas about getting a couple of days off maybe next year,
so that I can do the big euro true.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Two days off.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, Well, to be honest with your keysy,
I pushed for three, you know what I mean. I thought,
go back and maybe they'll give me two far out.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Well, good luck with that, Jason. I've got my fingers
crossed for you, man, get a feelers. Froud out Friday,
frout out to Charlie. The backbone, the backbone working hard
in the office, trying to secure rights to open a
new coal mine in a national park.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Kirkaha, Oh man, what a backbone, What an absolute backbone.
There's going to be a fair amount of paperwork involved
in that, Jason, Yes, you know, and trying to convert
the locals. Some of the locals will be on board obviously,
they love swinging a shovel getting involved in the coal.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
The others that aren't keen. It's hard jacker. I remember
my cold days down in the mines there, and she's
hard jack a keasy Which mine were you? You come
out sort of covered and soocked and yeah, just cold. Yeah,
that's why my lungs are poked.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
You're right, it's not the billion darts.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
That could be adding to it.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Also, here's a froud out and an apology all in one.
I just want to apologize. I shouted very loudly backbone
at Jase outside his house on Wednesday. Was very excited
to see him. Thanks, that's Gareth.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Don't feel bad about that. Jason loves it, he loves
Can I just say, and I have said it before.
I love chatting to the punters and saying gooday and stuff,
but can people please not do that? Will either walk
up behind me and shout or drive past me on
the street and do the same thing. It's going to

(11:35):
give me a heart seizure one day, I'm sure of it.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
What's better than what they usually do to drive past
and yell.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Wanker, Hey, Jace?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Okay the Hiarchy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Tune in on Radio Hoky Faith No more there on
the radio Hoo Donkey Big Show this Friday afternoon. Now,
if you're a cricket fan, listen up the first one
day against the West Indies in christ Church, I believe
on Sunday. If you want to double pass so that
give us a call right now on oh eight hundred
Yeah good, hey, fellas.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
I moved office today, got a new office, yes, so
moved across to that back in the day. Of course,
I just do my own moving. You know, I get
it experience, don't you.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I was the furniture REMOVALSS in Sydney for four years.
Good times there, how you got so cust so hot.
So normally I do it myself. But I've certainly reached
an as where I can't be bothered anymore. So I
got a REMOVALSS truck and a couple of fellows there
turned up.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
And it was they were good, good, good men, good quote.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Because I charged by the hour, rather than quoting for
the whole job.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
They just charged.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
They were just charging anally, right, which is what I wanted,
because I knew it wouldn't take long, you know.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
But finally when they when they had finished, they gave
me the quote and I'd already worked out the time,
and it was higher than what I thought it would be,
not substantially, but higher. And I said, brother, can you
take me through? Can you take me through your charges here?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
So he did.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
He goes five hours here at one hundred and ten
dollars per hour plus is half an hour of travel there,
which is fifty five dollars plus thirty dollars Because you've
got stairs, thirty dollars for stairs? I said, what's that?
One who goes, Oh, because you've got stairs, that's thirty bucks.

(13:33):
So I never heard of that. He's like, oh, no, yeah,
we do that. So I thought that was that, and
I just built into the hourly rate.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yes, apparently not.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Apparently they chuck on thirty and there's not a lot
of money either, only thirty bucks barely worth even bothering
another one hundred and fifty or something, or two hundred
for stairs, or just don't even have it. But I've
never heard of that, And the four years I was doing.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
It, never did it. Never heard of it. Yes, you
heard of that before. No, I've never heard of it before,
mind you. I haven't moved in twenty eight years. But
you know, I'm assuming that most places have stairs. Yes,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
So it is well how many stairs?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Well, yeah, I mean, but then you get it get
into the specifics of oh, you've got more than fifteen.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Stairs, Well, that's right. Do they charge by the stairs? Yes,
they may do. We have fifteen stairs. It's not a
lot of stairs. It's not like a lot of stairs,
you know. Yeah, it's about fifteen keys it might be twenty,
but it's between fifteen twenty, so it's not a lot
of It's not like, oh my god, but maybe it
is thirty bucks worth.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Of stairs steps?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah right, yeah, But I was amazed by that and
a little bit like what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Man? So did they use the steps or they use
a lift or they use.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
They had no choice, they had to use the stairs.
Yes to thirty bucks. We have a lift, but it
doesn't work us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So maybe I should
have come up with some weird charge for them. But
if you're out there and you're a furniture removal list,
and I know there's a lot of your backbones out there,
let us know if that's the standard sort of a charge.
Where if old Magie's been ripped off?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yea again three four eight three eight hundred Hadarchy.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Mettellika there on the radio, Hold Donkey Big Show, This
glorious Friday afternoon. Let's talk to TV. What's on the
Telly with Mike Minogue here?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah, fellas, I didn't watch any TV last night. I
was out and about. I was shooting a TV show
last night. I don't think I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Talk about it.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yes, I understand, but you've been on the TV show before.
It's a game show. We'll talk about it more when
the time comes, and I'd like to get the host
on and maybe some other guests and stuff. But jeez,
I had a great time. I wasn't excited about it. No,
bloody great show, great show, well written, great host, bloody.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Good good stuff for mate. Well on that front, I
was filming today Fellas and I had a particular scene
and I'll just say it's like a sort of family
dinner setup and it gave me an idea for a
TV show, And I want to put it to you
call the family meal, and every single thirty minute episodes
or you know, twenty three, every single episode is a

(16:09):
family meal, but with a different family and not a
reality show, like a scripted show with actors, and every
single meal is a different family and a different scenario.
Because I and the bait and you basically lock off
the camera. It could be even an improvised thing. You
just give the characters whatever their character is and you

(16:30):
just see what happens. Because there's something about being captured
in a family meal. You know, someone drinks too much wine.
You haven't seen them for fifteen years. Someone's birthday resentments
come out, and I thought that could be an absolute doozy.
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
I like it? But that for me feels like a
short film, you know what I mean? Yes, for me,
a short film should always have a twist at the end.
There needs to be something that the audience doesn't see coming.
So that would be my one note from the net.
I'd say, twist in the tale, something like Roll Dale
used to do with his show Tales of the Unexpected. Yes,

(17:07):
something a little little twist in the.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Shoved something in there at the end that just explodes.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Because like every episode is just a family meal. You
don't think that'll get boring.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
No, because it's a different environment. It could be a
different setup, but different families for every episode, characters, and
you know you're gonna have a different sort of environment,
but it's still a family meal.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Right, Okay? But like, so drama happens at the family dinner.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yes, and comedy and disaster and.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
So you're cool. That was a great episode.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Loved it.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Five One of what's gonna happen on the next episode? Oh,
there's and drama at the family dinner.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Different drama, different drama, or it could be just drama,
or the next one could be comedy. Right, it could
be hilarious.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
It even moves genres as well.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
It could be whatever you want it to be. Wow,
thanks man.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I mean, I don't know if it's for me, but
I think I.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Was thinking of you, Keezy. I think you'd love it. Really,
we're going to get Keysy a role on it.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh look, I so you were thinking of me and
you're the one making it and you're my agent.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well no, I was thinking of you being the person
that would love the sort of show. You know, we
could get all your favorite comedians on it, for example,
a couple of British comedians. They're playing brothers. It's got
blah blah blah and blah blah blah on it. It's
so good. And then this happened and it's karn of
drama drama. Yeah, wow, yeah, Hey, how was your do

(18:35):
last night? By the way, because you didn't watch TV either.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I didn't watch CV. I went to a do last
night with old pugs un celebrating thirty years of PlayStation.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
It was excellent.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
They had to set up with Joonalomu Rugby on a
PS one on a tiny old TV. They had a
tick and five fighting area, they had crash bandicoot racing.
I had a great time, so to pugs Man.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I would have loved a bit of journal with rugby.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I hadn't played it in so long. Holy cow, it
does not look anywhere near as good as I remember it.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
I remember it looking terrible, but it's kind of a charm. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
I don't think they've ever improved on that game as
a rugby as a rugby game.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
No, that was the peak.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah, absolutely, But you think they'll just re re release
it exactly the same.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, I mean they've tried, but they're kind of hit
and miss, you know, yeah, miss.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
But they start missing around, you're doing scrums. Who he is?
Just give me the ball man? Sounds like great stuff.
Love it.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I give John Lomi Rugby on Playstession one four point
five busies out of five.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Oh my god. I have to try it after Yeah, yeah,
you're gonna try it.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah after five though, the Throbber feels.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
The hot aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
It's the big shows. Friday thromm.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Damn it, you forgot the.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Dudes do the last two Fridays in a row. And
that's the funnest part about the robber. Two chances to
do it.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, hey know, Liison, we haven't gone for a theme
again today because let's be frank Fellers. None of us
could think of one.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
The only thing that I could think of, and it
was all too late in the end, was I think
Metallica is here next week. Oh, I could have gone
our favorite Metallica tune. You know, we could have, but
we didn't.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Well maybe next week. Yeah, it sounds like a goal
once they've gone. Yeah, yeah, there, we'll play a Metallica song.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, yeah, just one. Yeah, man, what's the Friday Throbber?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Jase, the Friday Throubber. We each choose a tune to
try and kick off your Friday afternoon, get you into
the weekend vibe. You give us a call on No.
Eight hundred Hodaki the first of two wins.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
That's right, and that song gets played in full. Pugs
Un said, he reckons it's one of the best throbber
lineups we've had all year, Is that right? Yeah, holy
helmet yeah, it must be good, Jason. You must have
picked an absolute throb and tune.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, that's not like you. Men. Well, I'm fans of
these fells. Oh God, just released a new tune Strange
World by Head Like.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
A Hole that you gave yellows like a whole year,
Head like a Hole.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Kees wants to surprise us. He's got something pretty special
coming up last.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
He say stuff like that, because that'll unpact this Probert.
I don't know anything special, it's.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Just a song.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Well, of course i'll go now if you're going to
go the Prodigy here Prodigy feelers.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
You ready ready, Jason? Yeah, man, crank it home in
there from Prodigy. I knew you were going for something
like that because when you're in there with Paksany he

(22:02):
was doing his yummy boys. Okay, it's going to be
one of those yeah boys.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
My songs called by a group called Kneecap. Oh yeah,
it's called the Recap.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Good.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
That's an absolute belter.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Bank get me Commy's money.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
I'm going banks wet wad.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
That's a throbber, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
That's a tune very yummy boys today. That's not me.
But anyway, banned out of Northern Ireland. The adjacent right.
I never heard of that.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Absolute weapons have been Bentley in the UK government over
the last few months.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Well you decide, you don't give us a call eight
hundred Hodaki. In the meantime, he's a tune as well,
The Car.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
It's the Hole Big Shows Friday Throber. You have to
work till next week now, Jason, can we replay that? Please?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Keep to It's just because you keep forgetting you don't
care about the throbber as much as being Bogie do
if people don't know what we're talking about. By the way,
it's that Jase keeps forgetting to go.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Doo Do Doo do at the right time. Yeah, that's
four times in a row now. For ye, it's no
theme today. We're just going, you know, whatever, whatever comes
to mind. I went for the new one from Hit
like a whole Strange World.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
It's a tune man, the chorus is even better. You're
play DIVERSI Jase, I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, you know what I mean. I was running. I
was in a bit of a hurry and I just
went out from there. It's good and it's a good
go go and check it out.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
We'll do mogie.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I've gone with a little bit of prodigy. Bebere it's
just a god. Just get that in you. Get it
in you, Jose Can you feel it? Man?

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Can you feel it? All I wanted you to do
is take it and put it inside you.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
I put it inside me and it just felt weird.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
You loved it. My Throbber is from a band called Kneecap.
It's a song called the Recap.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
I'm that down the bank, get me coming's money, I'm
getting o banks.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
We call it get wake.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
You love that. AJS just sitting there with a massive
frown on his face the whole time.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Get a bell, you mad barsad? How's life?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
It's good, fellows.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I'm on my way home. Hey Belle, what are you
running with this Friday afternoon? I want prodigy? I knew
it was gonna be yeah, good, good on your bell? Good?
I hate in your mad bast Hell's life?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Great? That's good mate? Alright, hated? What are you running with?
I'm going with easy? Get on your mate, good stuff?
Got a Sam? How's life? Good?

Speaker 5 (25:39):
All right?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Who are you going with Sam. It's gotta be Maggie
that ah yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Really okay, that's a good I guess, good on your brain.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
High hopes for you. The JA was really hoping for you.
The man just feels like it's been a while since
what I had a win? Why don't know you talking
about We'll get into the scores next.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, here's the winning thrubber for today from the Prodigies
omen omen.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky Prodigy.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
That's your Friday Rubber. It is a thrubber Jays.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Three four eight three. By the way, have your opinion
on the Friday Throbber. This is a tune that's from Brian. Yeah,
what the hell is this average choice for the Friday Throbber?
That's from Erin.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Interesting, isn't it really split? Andrew says nailed at Mogi Throbber?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, Well, this is what I find with the
throubber that wins, though it often is quite divisive. You know,
you have quite a few different differing opinions like, oh
tune or this is you know airing? Well, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Mean, look, there's one person that doesn't like that. I
think everyone would agree that tune as a throbber too.
Can I get an asterisk for that?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Shit?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
But it is interesting though. But one thing I found
too is you're more likely to text in with a
negative comment that you are true.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah. True.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
So the fact that you've got you know, a crapload
of positive ones, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Do you guys want to know the score? I do
not want to know, Jason, because we can flag it up.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
That's fine, easy. I've got a feeling Moggie's running away
with it again?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Is running away with it again? He's on fifteen wins
for the year. Yes, so he's out in first place. Jason,
you're in second on twelve wins with two asterisks for
commercing a listener and playing and Panterasong with twenty five
f bombs in it, And in third place Kezy on
seven with two asterisks for playing Freebird when it wasn't
relevant and for bullying mode.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Do you think Kezy that you've got the throbber?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeps the throbber?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You know what I mean? Where you just you just
haven't had a win for a while, and so long
time you're second guessing yourself a little bit you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Well, I don't think I've got the throbber yips because
what's actually happened is I have an extensive list of
throbbers and over the past four and a half years
I have used every single one of them that going now. Yes,
and so you're find fine and you can redo them,
but I don't want to, you know, So I'm trying
to find you and exciting throbbers like that song from Recap. Sorry, yeah,

(28:29):
but it's just not going down well with the audience.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
What are you doing, man, I'll just say, continue what
you're doing, man, Yeah, just keep doing what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Man, People either catch up or they won't. Yeah, you
know what I mean, Thanks totally. Just keep throwing punchessy,
don't stop swinging's like, for example, I'll put it to
you this week. You can do it. I was really
hoping you went you would win today. Really, yeah, genuinely, man,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Care what the listeners says. In my mind kids that you're.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
The champ totally, and the listeners haven't seen any of
you know, and sometimes what are the listeners even know?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
To be fair, they've been voting with their feet, haven't
they yeah, yeah, not their phone calls. But I really
like that NCAP song. Actually, I might play it next
week and we'll see how it go.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hated it, and I'll choose the
Prodigy and get no votes.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
We still do that. Eh, there's Gunned.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Roses The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hod.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Audio Slave there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Friday afternoon. The time is exactly five twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Now.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Our more observant listeners will have noted that of late,
The Big Show has made a vinyl. Yeah, and it's
basically our origin story, how the Big Show got together
and all the dramas that sort of happened as we
started the show. That's right.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
We recorded it onto a limited edition vinyl which sold out.
We've got a few copies still up our sleeve. If
you'd like to win one of those, give us a
call now on eight hundred Hodaki. The interesting thing is,
you know, once you listen to it once, people are
it's a podcast on vinyl. You know it's your story.
You're not gonna listen to it more than once. Yeah,
but apparently it's it's been getting heaps of plays at parties.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
And stuff.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah, DJ's been mixingan into their sets. Are just scratching.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
I want to be honest with your keysy only he
played it as my throbber today.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Our vinyl, Yeah, our entire vinyl.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, our entire Vine's like an hour long. It is
pretty long, but it's plenty good stuff. And here's the
interesting thing about it, because we were talking about what
we wanted it to be, and I think was you made?
You said, what about our sort of origin story? And
it was And it was amazing how easily it all
came out, Yes, just poured out of that. It did.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
You're start at the start, don't you, Jason, you do.
You're sat at the start, and you just keep on
yapping until pag Son tells you to shout out.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Pretty much.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, that's how our show works. Yeah, exactly, Like I
guess the issue we've got now is what are we
going to do for the difficult second album?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
The follow up idea on that it's the downfall of
the Yeah, it could be we'll.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Call it water under the bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the
big show story. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
The phone lines are lighting up, just trying to see
who we're going to here. Pugs aren't a right. Here
we go, Harry Terry, how you going?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
How'd you get your name?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Hey? Yeah, herey Terry from Donaldson's Dairy.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
What do you do for a crust? Mate?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I'm a force ender.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
The old knee pads to your men. You've got a
machine so you can stand.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Bloody blow through the actually here feeling?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Do you have to do?

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You have someone that has to go around hitting it
all the heating and all the nails first before you
can send.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds like your floors down yourself. Yeah,
he's a few guys do that. Hey, Harry Terry, you
know what sort of costs you're looking at to get
your four sanded and stuff? Is she big money or
is it?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
You know?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Is it pretty affordable?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's pretty affordable, mate.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
You know we can always work trying to get Actually
stop has got a lot of lino in his house.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Can you sad that? For a man? I've got no
lino in my house.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
I can get straight through, straight through your joys.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
That you want.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Good on your Terry, Well, good news. May we're going
to flick your copy of their vinyl?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Right you?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Good on your mate, have a good friday about that?
He seems like a nice.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Chap a backbone. I do have a lovely floors in
my and my lounge there.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
You have a lovely floors.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Know what kind of what it is, but it's kind
of a reavy, very attractive and I think bals wood.
What a bit of sanding and a bit of you
know whatever they squirt on it wood picker. You know, look,
it would look beautiful, Fellas, that's good man.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Is it the best floor in the world?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Well, it potentially could be py jay best in the world,
ain't number one?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiki.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
She had there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's
beautiful Friday afternoon. Now, fellas, I was filming this morning
and she was an early start. I'll be honest, what
time are we talking to here?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Man?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I had to be on set at sex. Oh wow.
So that's out in for newa Pie. So she's a
fair old high count there. So I was up at
about court to five, very nearly slept in this morning.
Was not happy. Not happy.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Did you go to snooze it?

Speaker 6 (33:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I didn't even snooze it, keezy. I stopped it and
that was that and then I started drifting off again.
I went, oh, no, iozed man. Anyway, you guys know,
in terms of my ablutions, I'm pretty regular, Oh you are.
And so by the time I got up to set
and we went onto the set, old Hoidy Jay's net
trual cycle kicked into sort of force, into force, you know, well,

(34:06):
the natural occurrence within my body was happening. Keys right, okay,
the force I e I needed to a blute and
quite an interesting it was, do we still have a
steamer chat? Sting steamer chat? You're joking? Could you make
one of those up please? Anyway, the set that we

(34:27):
were on was quite a small little house and there's
a full film crew there and of course all the
actors et cetera, et cetera setting.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It all up.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Sixty seventy people talked me about that monkey about Yeah,
that's about right. And there was only one toilet that
I could see, and I sort of checked around the place. Yep,
there's just one toilet.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
They don't get like like a rental trailer or something.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Usually they do, but it wasn't there. Maybe it hadn't
been delivered or something. So there was this one little
pokey toilet in the middle of the sort of set really,
and I thought to my myself, this is a bit
of a dilemma. Do I go in there and do
my hoidy steamer and then stink the place out? Or
do I just hold firm you know what I mean?
Because I do not like you two. I can't. I mean,

(35:12):
you guys don't care. You just go and do a
steamer where No, that is not true.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
You know that I don't like going anywhere other than
my house.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
You would have hated this, then I would have loved it.
And it was a genuine dilemma for me because I
was like, what the hell do I do about this?
And my decision in the end was to not do
an ablution. Really, that was my decision. And I'm you know,
I needed to. I don't want to get into I
don't want to get into massive detail.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
You don't, you don't need to. Yeah, Mogia, I feel
like you're the kind of guy that would have just gone, well,
if you need to go, you go see And it's
what are you going to do if you need to go?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
You're on set. They haven't provided toilets. There's one toilet.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
I need to get in there before the rest of
the crew get in there would one hundred percent be
my attitude towards it, right, Okay, yeah, I absolutely would
have gone on there.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Reason I just couldn't do it, And I ended up
doing three scenes this morning, and it's the best I've
ever acted, really, and I think it was the tension
in my body. Were you bearing down? I was bearing down?
And I was seated in all the scenes too, so
it was like it somehow aided my performance.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
The problem is that when you get home, and of
course you know you're thinking to yourself. As soon as
I get home, I know what I'm doing. Yes, as
soon as your bowels here, the key hit the lock
on the front door, boom boom, game over.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Well, this is the weird thing. This is seriously, this
is the weird thing. It just disappeared, right, So, really
it's gone. I don't know what happened to it. I
don't know where I put it. I don't know where
it's gone. It's just disappeared.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
I thought you were more full of shit than usual.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Today The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Hold A ins Here on the Radio, hold Aky Big Show.
This Friday, evening. What a beautiful evening feels?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
It is a beautiful evening, Chase, I hope it's beautiful
where you are in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Oh that's nice man, Thank you. I'm really care to
be honest. Songs it's beautiful here because it's so beautiful.
My wife and I.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Bogie. Don't ever sing James Blunt over the top of my.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
It was nice though. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
We're going for a picnic tonight because she's had a busy,
really really busy week, and I was like, what do
you want to do on Friday? Do you want to
go out for dinner or do something. She's like, honestly,
I just want to go have a picnic somewhere and
just chill. So I was like, all right, leave it
to me. I'll find leave it to Beaver.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
What's there from the TV show? All right, leave it
to Beaver?

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Is it a real show?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Okay, But I was like, look, leave it to me.
I'll find some food and I'll organize it all. It'll
be really nice. However, I have I've only just from
remember that I said i'd organize it all. What kind
of picnic show like Fish and Chips?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Is that romant?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Well not romant.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, that's good enough. Is that what you're looking for?
Good enough?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Well? No, I wouldn't mind, like something really that will
really make her day, you know.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Well, can I just make an observation here, kizy first
and foremost, she's bloody, windy out there. I don't know
about you, but I hate having a picnic in the
wind right. Well, you're not coming, so that'll probably get
deep into Can I just ask because I know your wife?
Do you know very very well on the back of
his hand? And does she get stressed when she when

(38:38):
you say leave it to me, babe, I'll take care
of the food one.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Serious? Is she expecting like ham and pineapple pizzas? So
she's expecting an omelet?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
She how do you ever go my omelets?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Of the omelets?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
The omelet king?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
To be honest, I was just thinking fish and chips,
because we ever have it anymore? You know it used
to be a real staple.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Fish and chams.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yes, I don't like fish, though. The trick is well
you could get I think you'd love sucking on a
hot dog.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, no, you're right, I do love a hot dog.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
A little bit of Tommy sauce, Tommy. Now, the thing
that's going to sit this picnic off is always the bever. Now,
what are you going to go with there? Because it's
going to make or break this year.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
We've got We've got some ice cold fijo.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Butcher's well, funny you should say that, because I was
going to suggest a fij a wine, an organic fig
of wine to go with your soggy chips and over
batted fish.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
That does sound really nice. Actually, a fij wine.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
The first date I ever went on with my wife,
I bought a bottle of fij o gal the lot Nixon,
you knews you was up daff The terrible thing is
that's not entirely inaccurate.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
The whole Chey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Hold. I welcome back here, massive Backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show. Brough to you by.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Reburger handcrafted burgers, loaded fries, gometes that will change the game.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Burger you like that? Yeah, totally, man, that is awesome.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
I'm gonna get Reburger this weekend. Actually, go down to Todunger. Oh,
this is my brother there.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Why don't you do the your Rebigger for the picnic tonight? Yeah,
she loves the cheeseburger. My wife does the Reburger cheeseburger.
I think you've already used up for your auckland.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
No, no, no, I haven't used one. But we're gonna
get down. I'm gonna go have it this weekend. My
wife does like Reburger cheeseburger, but usually as a day
after meal after a big night, right, okay, yeah, because
it really sucks it all up.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
You know, sure, I got you, I gotcha.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
If there's anyone anyone's got the ideas for we should
have on this picnic tonight, three four eights, I'll be
really grateful, Yes, be really grateful.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Keish you make a keish Keezy?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Not between now and going for this picnicis Lorraine?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Do you make a keish Lorraine?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
My name's Kezy, And no, I don't make a keish
mogue Lorraine.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Asparagus rolls. Yeah, I want to. Don't make that. They
make your we smell funny though.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's all good. I'm gonna make that right.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Let's lock it in. Here's r E. M.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
The Hdikey Big Show weekdays from four on radio.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Hold ikey clue there on the radio, Hold Lankey Big
Show this Friday evening. Hey, fellas, it's a massive weekend
of sport coming up. Let's have some sport chat sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you gag, you gag.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I'll tell you what I'm fizzing about, Fellows. Even though
we've been discussing read the all Blacks, just what a
bloody debarkle Rugby is at the moment in terms of,
you know, the refereeing and all that, the product itself,
the product itself exactly. You've gotta love all Blacks v. England. Yes,

(42:30):
you know what I mean, because we hate the English,
don't we. It's black versus white. What do you mean, Well,
you know, black versus white.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Well, we're the all blacks.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Racism alert?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Racism alert? Is that what you mean? And we get
I mean, come on, Fellows, So you get fired up
when we're playing England.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yeah, I really look forward to playing against him. And
it's even more so because I think they're going pretty
good and I think we are not going particularly great.
Yes at twicking them. The English get right and behind it.
They'll be the old swing low sweet chariots while we're
doing the Harker all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
They love the rugby over there. It's the home of rugby,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Can I put this forward us a little bit of conjecture.
The reason I think that we look at England so
because they're all we consider them toffs, because rugby over
in England, of course, is very much a private schoolboy
rich people, whereas in New Zealand is just backbones. Yeah,
so we love to beat the English.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
You seem pretty fizzed up for it. Man, you're gonna
watch the game?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Oh no, I've actually got stuff on on Sunday morning,
so it's a bit of a bugger. I may record it.
We'll see how we go. Sweet, What else is on?
I'll tell you what else is on? Man.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
The UFC is on Jack Della Madelina, who is the
Australian champion in the welterweight division. All of a scrapy is.
He's a mad dog. He can throw punches, he can
scrap with you on the ground. He does a lot.
He's fighting Isla Mukatchiev, who is I believe the lightweight chair.
But he's stepping up a division. He's upper weight class

(44:01):
straight into a title fight. It is going to be
an absolutely humongous fight. Islam is a psychopath, very funny,
He's from Russia. He's a He's a great, great character,
a great champion. So it's going to be interesting to
see how he goes because I'm fairly sure he's undefeated.
And Jack Madeline is just a He's just a backbone.
It's going to be style versus style. Jack's more of

(44:22):
a staring your feet, knock you out sort of a guy,
whereas market Chief is going to try and get him
on the ground and choke his head off.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Oh nice. I am absolutely frothing about this fight. I
love both those fighters. I don't want to see either
of them lose, but there's just the way it goes sometimes, right.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
It's not the greatest card in the world, but it's
pretty bloody good. There's also the woman's flyweight title about
preceding the islam Medeleina fight, which is Valentinish of Chenko
versus zangwey Lee.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Which is going to be a bloody bar you'll fight
up to that. You're gonna watch it. No, I've got
to do the lorns a on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Is he cracket on Sunday? I sure, as Kezy, you
must be fizzed up for that joke.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I am fizzed up because we're doing we're playing really
well the old One Day game. What were you saying?
We were ranked second of the world.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Now only behind India there with West Indies our opponents
languishing down there a night's position.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Keysy and I have to be honest with you. I
think you know, apart from the Ashes test matches, what
New Zealand One Day cricket is my favorite cricket.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Wing in the world. Yeah, it's your favorite? So are
you going to watch the game?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
I think I'm going fishing unfortunately, but we'll see how
we go there, Key.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in days and.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Four on Radio Lincoln Park there on the Radio Hod
Archy Big Show. This be for Friday evening, perfect weather
for a bit of golf. At the moment, Fellers are
the suns coming out. It's heating up a little bit,
which brings me to the Swingers Club and we've got
an amazing opportunity for all you golf enthusiasts out there.

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Don't we keazy? That's right.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
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Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah, man, bloody good, I'm excited about that. Feelings.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Yes, getting around there, I'll probably do two or three holes. Yeah,
then I just boot around and the golf cart.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Is that all good? You're just going to I just
run you over, Jason and Pugs and the golf cart.
Funnily enough, actually, when we were playing in Fiji, Pugs
didn't really run me over again, did he. I'm getting
to get quite self conscious about it because he ran
me over? Where was it? Mudawai? Yeah? And then again
in Fiji nearly I had to dive and do a

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what's it called it? Dive roll? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
You know, but we've got a phrase for it, goosey. Yeah,
it was pretty close.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Staff.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
It was quite funny that because it was a situation
where it was it was Pugs and Isaac, who also
works here, who's a who's a stocky young gentleman and Pugs.
I think he was trying to do it as a
joke at first, and he didn't realize and then he
drove up your foot and sort of started going up
your ankle a wee bit, and then panicked, went to
put it in reverse, but then just drove further up

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your ankle until he was up at your shin.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Lucky, you've got such a strong yeah, not twigs.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Yeah, lucky, you were so steady.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Then, just to finish this off, he stopped.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
He couldn't he couldn't figure out how to get off yet.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
You just stopped the car and went, oh my god,
I'm so sorry, with them on top of me.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
So and then I think and that he eventually put
it into reverse and managed to get off there. Oh,
hang on, Pugs, do you want to what was that?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Isaac and I lifted the cart instead of just reversing it,
we lifted it off.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
So you couldn't find reverse that you had to hop
off and lift it.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Hopped off the cart and lift it. Chase could get
were panicking? Hey, but get involved in that because it's
a great competition.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
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Speaker 1 (48:08):
Oh the Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hodarky Live Zepplin.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
There on the radio, Hold Donkey Big Show this Friday evening.
Let's give out some advice for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Fellas at gmail dot com get in touch with the failers.
It's a really email address. Do get in touch if
you need advice on anything and you can get some Reburger.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Reburger have more people sent some in Kazy.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yeah, there's been a few more coming in. And if
you've been thinking about doing it, do it because you might.
You got a good chance of getting about it. This
is a great one. It comes from anonymous. Get a
feelers need some advice. I'm a plumber and last week
I was at a client's house working away as I do,
day in, day out, slave and away full style while
retrieving more materials from the van, I had to walk

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through the lounge area where the clients were having their
morning tea, probably about three meters away from my path.
While making my way through the lounge, I thought I
could let off one of my classic secret crop dusts,
as is my wont In the process of this crop dust,
I ended up ripping the most massive ass of my life.
Half a squeak away from pushing fabric. I turned to

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the clients to see disgusted faces, so I hit them
with the oh compliments to the ship, and then carried
on with my day with normal interaction with the client. Now,
at the start of this week, my boss called me
in to have a chat. It said, these clients have
made a formal complaint against me, which I think is ludicrous,

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and I've subsequently been stood down from work and maybe
fired for misconduct. Anyway, whose driveway should I do a
steamer on the clients or my boss?

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Cheers anonymous, that's good stuff, compliments to the chef. Can
I just say compliments to the chef for the compliments?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I agree. I hope that's not true. It is true. No,
I mean I hope that he hasn't been stood down
with stuff because I come on.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
I've got a bit of experience in this area. Not
necessarily well, actually I did even experience today. We'll see
if we've got time for that. But if he's been
stood down, there's a process that you have to go through.
You can't just be standing people down, Willie Nelly, when
you're an employee. It's got to be a certain amount
of warnings. So the fact that he has been stood
down suggests that this is not the first time. Quite

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that so is the conversation has been had before. He
has been ripping ass and complimenting chef's left, right, and center.
There's been x amount of complaints made. He's had a
chat with the boss on several occasions. He's he's not
listening to any of that, and now he's been stood down.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
If the boss has to say can you please stop
ripping ass now than once.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Exactly, because if it was a one off from the boss,
you're like, come on, brother, it's funny stuff, but you
can't do that.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
You're not in front of the class.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
That's a verbal warning. So that goes on, That goes
on your book there, and then you're on with your day.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
So if you're sitting in the lounge right or in
your in your dining area, and you're eating your morning
tea and a trade. He walks past a few minutes away,
rips as hard out and this is my compliments to the.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Ship, and not just rips ass, and then rips as
turns in eyeballs you and your own lounge.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
That's right, eyeballs you.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
And then my comliments to the ship, even though he
hasn't eaten anything from the chef.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I I kind of love it. Oh, you know, I
totally get it's not appropriate, But if someone did that
to me, I would find that very amusing. I tell
you what, you'll be in here talking about the show exactly.
Someone said my compliments to the ship. So what does
this guy do?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
He's trying to take revenge. I think stop ripping ass.
Yeah at the client's house.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Also, pardon me, I'm so sorry that just slipped out.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah. Oh, I'm so embarrassed. That was disgusting of me. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I don't think taking steam on people's driveways is the answer.
You know what my brother always used to do. He
I remember one occasion we're driving to Parmson, North so
in the middle of nowhere farm land, my brother desperately
needed to go to the bathroom, so we stopped in
the middle of nowhere. He grabbed a letterbox off the post,
a farmer's letterbox. He opened it, he dropped his steamer,
and he put it back on the post, and he put.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Put the flag up.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
You're good, So I do that the whole actually, big
show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in week days
and four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
There you go, your mad baskets. Hush, Another week down,
another week done and dusted, Fellows, As we get closer
and closer to that Christmas break.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
I'm shifting into neutral from here on out, Fellers, have
you not been in neutral? I'm gonna do it. I'm
shifting into neutral. So from Monday onwards, you'll notice like
a market difference in what I'm bringing into the table.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
I've been an angel there for about two months.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Really, yeah, yeah, Well what's Monday's Monday is going to
be the seventeenth. Yeah yeah, yes, that leaves us about
four weeks. Yeah far out, jeez, Louise, holy helmet.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Hopefully we can extend out. You make it six weeks. Hey,
the podcast up tro today, Go up, gard you know
what's the club, geezy.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
We're discussing interviews.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
One thing that I did here was you guys had
a couple of wrestlers in the studio and the guy's
name was something like Venom right and Jace. You were
talking to him about something or something Monday and something
very day to day. But you just kept on saying
his name. You know what the problem is, Venom And
I was saying this and he just said you said
over and over again. I was crying because it was

(53:53):
all you did was keep on saying his name but
underlining what a ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I dogue. Remember that interview.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Too funny, I wish you could obviously is finished. But
what's weird about it is that they you delete the podcast.
The podcasts are gone forever. They I don't think where
are they.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I don't even know that we did podcast.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
They're certainly not on our feed, which is you know,
used to be in our spot, right, but it all
gets cleaned out, right, so the same as the Instagram
that all got cleaned out before we came on.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
And it's a shame. You should be able to go
back and listen. Yeah for you, Yeah, what's your plan
this weekend? Magie.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Well, you'll be pleased to know jas. Tonight, I'm going
back to my new office. I've got a new office.
I've got a business that don't know Kezy Frank Management,
and then Freank Podcast got a new studio.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Keezy.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
We've decided we're keeping the TV Man, the really big one.
We filled it up with the furniture today and it
looks absolutely awesome. With furniture in there, it looks awesome.
So I'm going back there. Guys coming around to install
a dishwasher. Nice seven o'clock in the morning, I'm meeting
the guy to fill in a whole bunch of holes
and paint my office the old office before we hand
it over. Then I've got to go and have a
look at a table that we're going to put in

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the PODC house in the studio. Then on your Sunday,
I'm watching UFC, I'm watching cricket, I'm watching rugby, and
I'm doing Jack.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Except for heaps of work, it is jack, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
What about you your picnic tonight, And then going down
to Todunger tomorrow, work on my motorbike, hang up with
my brother, played golf, my mom and dad come home
from holiday. On the Sunday, I'm gonna cook them dinner
and i'm gonna drive back to Auckland on Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Good stuff. What about you, Jason, I've got what my
wife's staff. Dude, tomorrow. Remember dress ups at the bowling club.
See yeah,