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October 31, 2024 43 mins

On today's show, Jase is doing his bit for the environment, Mike's been out gigging, and Pugs is chomping at the bit to do What's For Tea New Zealand.

P.S. She's a little shorter today due to a replay of our epic interview from yesterday's show

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The big show on Holdaki cheers Twoey from bringing back
to laughs and the world gone.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, ye're right, welcome this big show.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jason Heitz might not and.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh get aya mayd Barsid. It's great to have your
company this Thursday afternoon, the thirty first of October twenty
twenty four. And you, my friends, guys, Hey, I'm in
the middle of my intro here. Could you keep the
eyes at the front police. That was a duo or
a duel eyes to the side scenario there, and it's
really distracting me. Just concentrate, please, We're a professional bloody

(00:41):
radio show. Pull your heads and get the job done.
Get a Moggie a message, Dallion.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
How's life Yeah? Pretty grassy? Yes, Psycho, another beautiful day
here and now well, and you don't know whether you're
coming or going?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Do you true?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Don't know your what do they say you're Nancy or
something else? But I'm I'm just waiting for the weather
to become good and just stay good because it's up
and down. It's up and down like Pugs's drawers.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Hang on, hang on, yeah, yeah, that's that's a fair
Can I just ask you? Are you shredding at the moment,
because God, God, you clean and tight ass man. What's
going on?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I appreciate that, man, but not as yet. Probably over
the next couple of weeks I'll try and lose some kigs.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Get a bit of off the old board there, off
the old rig. I'm shredding for R and V. Yeah,
you know, I just stand out the front there at
the gate and just sell drugs to the kids. So
always nice to do that with your shirt off and
a bit of gray here there. They love that.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, great, pugs on your stud Hi, Jason, you au Stallion?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Thanks man.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
How are you going man?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, I'm good man, I'm good a little bits.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
You got your head on there, it's got go hogs
written on it, y. Yeah, save the.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Wardrobe chat for Chris when he gets back. Happy to
be here with you, fellas, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, good stuff from loving the cordery jacket you've gone
on there to mate, Thanks for really popping for old
hoody Jay. I'm good to thanks Fellers. Well, actually, I'll
be honest with you, I'm a bit tired today. I
feel like that sort of weary. I don't know why
I'm in the process of shredding the South. Oh yeah,
and unfortunately I lost eighteen cag in two days, and

(02:29):
so you know, I'm feeling a bit weary on it.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'm not surprised I went a bit hard.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
But listen, we've got a massive showy head including in fact,
a replay of an interview we did yesterday and my
public demand, we're going to play it again because a
lot of people didn't hear it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Mate, Can I just say that this interview was with
a fella who had his scrotum amputated, a New Zealand
man a New Zealand backbone, and we get to talk
to him about the flesh eating disease that rotted away
his bull bag. Yeah, yeah, good, we'll have that on
for you around about dinner time. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
The Holaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The Big Show, of course, brought to you by Toye. Yeah,
and celebration of course of them bringing back the world
famous Towy billboards, because let's be honest about it, fellas,
everyone needs to laugh now and then.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
You know what I'm saying, I'd agree with that.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I was down at the bottle the other day and
you know those toy there, those beers that they have there,
and the bottles and that, yes, they sell them in
these boxes there. There's twelve of them that come as
twelve of them. Unbelievable. I thought, that's a bloody smart idea.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I have never heard of that.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, so you you and eleven of your best mates
can have a beer each, how responsibly of course? How
good is that?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
That is?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
That is really smart from toy you see.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's the thing about Yeah, but that's the thing as
they think outside the box or in this in this case,
inside the.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Right.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, right, I get a grip. Hey, no, listen, fellows,
I want to talk to you about something. You know,
I found myself in an interesting place in my relationship. Yeah,
and that is no pegs, we're not experimenting in the bedroom, right.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
So they are, but there's nobody's talking.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Right, That's not what I'm talking about. Right now, okay,
just when you're ready, one track mind much And anyway,
as you know, mag you're been together twenty seven years.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You and me, no, my wife and I oh yeah yeah,
because we're about twenty one twenty two.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know, we've got we've got four girls together and
we did. And anyway, you know, and over that period
of time, as you can imagine, of course, a relationship evolved.
It heavier ups, you heavier downs, but you go. You
have your up and.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Don't you You have your up and downs and you.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Just work it, you work through it. And but anyway,
the reason why I say there's been a little bit
of a shift, if I can put it that way, Mogi.
And what I mean by a shift is that my
wife has started calling me out. And I'll explain to
you what I mean by that. So the other day

(05:36):
she said something to me, and she was chattering away,
and my response to what she was saying was absolutely
and she I'm not joking. She stopped in her tracks
and she turned around and looked at me and said, no, no, no, no, no,

(05:57):
don't palm me off with filler chair, which made me laugh.
And I was like, what do you mean, phill a
chat and she said, when you're not listening to me,
you always give me filler chat phil a chat, which
means basically nothing, which tells me that you're actually not
listening to what I'm saying. You're just saying go away, yeah,

(06:19):
because I'm not really interested. And I was deeply wounded
and offended by that. Or if I say, for example, sure, yes,
she goes no, no, no, not sure, just answer the
question I say. I did answer the question. I said sure,
And that's a real bugbear for her as well. I

(06:40):
just wondered, if you have that in your relationship.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I can tell you it happened today. Yes, exactly that happened.
And I was sitting at my I was sitting in
the office there. I was tap tap tapping away reading
a couple of emails, and she started with some kind
of a yarn yes, and it was I was listening
to it while I was alsaying my attention on this email.
And as I read the email and she continued talking,

(07:04):
it became clear what was more important to me, and
it was the email, and her voice just got I
just tuned it out. And I don't even have to
concentrate on that. I just automatically just tuned it out sure,
until it wasn't even there, sort of there but not
really yes. And then I knew that there was a
time because you hear it goes you know what you know,

(07:27):
they go yeah, and when they go up, yes, that's
a question, pugs. You keep your ear out for and
I said, yeah, for sure, and she said yeah for sure,
and I said, I'll be honest with you. I wasn't
listening to any of that. Yes, I just said to
own up, yes, because I don't hear a word of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well it makes me wonder. You know how many people
out there have fill of chat in their relationship, whether
someone's giving you phill of chat or you're doing the
fill of chat. You know what, I listened to it all. No,
when you've had four girls as well, there's a lot
of chatter in my house.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, and my wife. My wife does the same to me,
and so she should. Yes, I talk so much shit
she need to listen to all that.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Well, I've got to be fair on my wife. Whenever
I talk, she's got rapped attention, so you know, so
that's fair. But text us three four eight three. If
you have fuller chat in your relationship, make old Hoody
j feel better.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
The whodiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You're talking about how my wife has now taken to
calling me out whenever I'm not paying attention to her,
and she's accused me of doing phill of chat. I'm
not really listening to what she's saying, and I'll reply
with things like sure, that sounds good, Darling, Yes, et cetera,
et cetera. And we ask the people out there on
three four eight three if they had this similar thing

(08:52):
in their relationship. What was a text machine saying? Paksan
got a.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Text her from Matt Absolutely, there's another one here that
just says sure, and then someone else has taxed them
and said I'm down if you're down.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's a classic. Actually, another one is whatever you want
to do, Darling, that's good. Hey, now listen, there was
a big gig last night, wasn't there Travis Scott?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Was it an Eden Park?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
And we've got big Dilly from Studio B in here
with us, who went along to the concept because it
was free Dilly, How was it, mate? Tell us all
about it.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yeah, as far as the free good goes, it was
pretty good. I got offered up last minute, taken me
in a mesh from the breakfast show.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
We were there together.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
I'm not a Trevor Scott fan, but he actually puts
on quite a good show.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Can you put on the racism. Sorry there for us.
Why don't you like Trevors Scott? Sorry, Delly, just okay
until we get your absent, sure, sure, cover the base now,
that's all right. I'm just like reading the rap music fan.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh right, yeah, yeah, we were right, yeah yeah, yeahs
enough from you. Actually, yeah, I don't ruin your career
before you even start it, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Tell us, tell us about the sort of things you
witnessed there. It's been in the news all day to
day obviously, and the pretty rabid fan base he has got.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Yeah, there's a few punch ons in the crowd early on, Yeah,
because I don't know why, but he doesn't really have
an opener, and the gates open at five point thirty.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
He got on about I want to say.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Like nine o'clock, you'd joke here.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
So that's a long time for a lot of people
just to be in a crowd doing not a whole lot.
So there was quite a few, yeah, punch ons.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
And well I'd sort of been following it because he'd
been over in Sydney and they just have massive fights
and Trevor Scott's attitude is sort of don't worry about
the security. You know, this gig's for you. You can
do whatever you want. And as soon as I hear that,
I'm down there, I'm down there. And yeah, got down
there last night. He'd shifted the dates of the gig
because he wanted to go home for a party, a

(11:02):
Halloween party, and I just sort what a backbone. And
as a result, the ticket price has plummeted. I managed
to get my hands on one for nothing as well, Dilly,
just like you did. And I just went down there,
just cold cock and young folk, you know what I mean. Yeah,
So what I do is i'd have big sort of
they clear an area sort of a mosh down in

(11:23):
the mosh pit, so impossible for security to get into.
And then that's clear, like they used to call it
the washing machine, which is a big empty circle, and
then people just go run there and sort of slam
dance into each other. But instead here it's sort of
like a boxing ring and you can just go in there,
somebody else's step it and then you punch each other's
faces and I love that. So that sort of opened up,

(11:43):
and you know, one guy stood in, you know, he
went he went in sort of the middle, big bars
that he was, and you know, there's nobody wanted to
go in, and I sort of thought to myself, shit,
I'm keen. So I just smashed the seventeen year old
in the head that was standing beside me and never
saw it coming. Sory come so and then and then
the circle just closes up again and everybody goes about

(12:05):
their business. Well as a very strange setup, but I'm
a huge fan. Didn't hear a song? Oh but my my,
you know, normally go to a gig like that and
your feet kill you afterwards. Ther pugs. Yeah, my fast
absolutely absolutely destroying me today. Seventeen Hey he was seventeen.
There's a stone. Oh, here's a big fellow.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
You're welcome back here as a backbone Tapia thursdays, going
along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show.
Brought you back two wee.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, get it again. Hey, Jason Man, would you mind
if I read this text out man? No, just off
the back of that chat with Brendan Murray, old mate
who had his downstairs scrotum amputated. There we've had TEXI
I heard this chat yesterday guys, And last night at

(13:02):
ten o'clock, my son comes down really upset. Whether saw
with saw Bullaus will call them here's an agony. I
Undernard and then thought Bagert will go after Anna. He
turned out it was a twisted testicle and he was
roughly two hours away from losing it. So thanks so
much for playing that and for you, because it helped
me make up my mind to do something instead of
leaving it. How bloody good is that?

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Man? That is bloody great stuff, you know, And I've
got it, Matt, I'm terrible at that stuff. I've got
something wrong with me. I go, ah, she'll be ride mad,
She'll be okay. Yeah, you know, it doesn't generally work
out that way. So get it seen to all right, pugs. Ye,
things you've got going on on your body there, get

(13:46):
them seen to.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Know.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's all fine.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Man.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Now listen, Hey, it's Halloween tonight, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (13:52):
And today.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
And I'm just looking outside and the weather has really
turned here in Auckland City turned a custard. It's black,
it's raining, it's windy. Just stay at home, people, don't
worry about it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying but
with that in mind. Actually, I had some inspiration last night,
so I got the old quill out Mogie and I
did a bit of writing. I don't usually write themes.

(14:18):
I usually write what paws out of me. Sure, but
this this was sort of theme related, and I'll share
that next. I guess if you guys are king, oh man,
I've got nothing. Yeah, you're so good.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
The whole achy big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisy.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Halloween tonight all around the country, all the little kiddies
getting out about yes, Mogi, and we're going to be
talking about your little one a little bit later on
in Oh are we not?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
We might?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
We might? Because I just wanted to see you know
where you're at with that, because it was a bit of.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
An issue yesterday.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Boy, she was in the hood of.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
The move.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
And I was sitting at home on the couch last
night just reflecting upon Halloween and all that sort of jazz.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Now I had my Tracki's on nude on the top.
Little burnt meat patties were throwing.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Away there, slider meat patties.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
That's what happens when you flick the little bastards. Yeah,
and anyway, I got pen and quill and sorry, a
quill and a pad, no parchment, actually at parchment, and
I sat at my desk and wrote this little daddy.

(15:40):
I wonder if you guys don't mind if I share
it with you.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Sure, yeah, I'd love to hear it.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, a bit of music would be good.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Here we go, Darkness falls across the land, The midnight
hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood,
terrorize youall's neighborhood. And whosoever shall be found without the

(16:16):
soul for getting down must stand and face the hounds
as hell and rodenside, a corpses shell, the fowl of
stenches in the air, the funk of forty thousand years,
and grisly gauls from every tomb are closing in to
seal your doom. And though you fight to stay alive,

(16:39):
your body starts to shiver, for no mere mortal can
resist the.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Evil of the thriller. Wow, God inspired, there, It just
came out of me, man real.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
And I write that little piano piece underneath it as
well on my little cassio. Pretty good.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I don't think it'll catch It's thrilling, right, okay. It
was almost as speakers play Slader to meet patties Man.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah Man, The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kyzy tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show. You see. I
tried to sneak that in there all the music was
still playing.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
For but I sort of got it out. You're a
lot better than used to meet. Jay struggles with the
pronunciation of elmentop. That's why he could never do his
ABC is because of the alamnop that sort of sits
in the middle of the alphabet there, and he'd always
get failed for that. Yes as well. Ultimately never graduated
from primary school, not officially anyway.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I never did.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
No, Yeah, that was great. Well, it was okay, it
was possible, but you would have known.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, yeah, I cover it really well, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, Hey, guys, it's Halloween today. Yeah, and yesterday I
was chatting about my daughter and her desire to go
trick or treading. She's five years old and her dentists
has told her she can't have any more dollies. Yes,
and she said haha, And she the dentist said, I'm
not joking. You can't have any more lollies. But's tricky,
isn't it. It is because she wants lollies. She loves lollllies, lollies,

(18:18):
and we don't give her any during the week. She
might get an ice cream on the weekend, but we
don't feed her what we know to be you know,
sugar and shit.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Shit.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah, it's garbage, so you don't want to overdo it.
And then they just get addicted. Now she's very much
she's got my addictive personality and you can see it
applied to lollies and ice cream. She's all about it.
That's all she cares about NTV. So yeah, I just
we're just trying to manage it. But then I thought,
we'll go around to the neighbors places and you know,

(18:50):
we'll pick out a few neighbors places, will take some
some you know, some approved foods around, frozen fruits and stuff.
She likes those, yes, And then and she can have
that and that'll do it. But then, of course it
turns out that there's two streets around the corner from
us which are completely decked out in Halloween sort of
paraphernalia and stuff. Yes, and you don't want them to

(19:12):
miss out on the front. And then I remembered, of course,
because I'm an idiot, she's still got her first lot
of teeth, right, so we can just hammer these bast Yeah,
yeah the good as go get some brand new ones. Yeah,
come through later, and then after that it's kind of
her problem, you know. Oh yeah, you don't have to pay.
Well I feel a fool man because you get a
free run with those first ones. Yes, so yeah, we're

(19:34):
just yeah chucking her all the lollies she can fit
in her gob you can fill her boots as well.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, nice approach, totally man problem solved. Yes, have you
sort of the costumes?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Well, I'm here and she's doing her trick or treating.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's a bugger that you can't be going.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's her first, it's her first Halloween, so she'd love
me to go around with her and Ethan and Jeff
and and all that sort of thing. But I think
the streets will be full, although it's been absolutely hammering down.
Yes it has, but I'm not sure what she's going
to go. Where is I think it was either a
cat or a witch? Yeah, yeah, what was your what
did you guys?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
I always used to go as mister Miyagi.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
From The Kid.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, so what would that sort of involve, Like, well,
just the sort of clothes that he would wear, sort
of traditional.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, so that's a kind of you know, excuse the
expression here, but I think we're about to say this,
it's a kind of blackface because you're dressing up as
a member of a community that you were not born into.
And if there's ever been a better time to wring
the alarm, I don't know if we've had one.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Wait, I'm just talking about when I was a young
feller and I went on you know, of treating and
he was my hero. Mister Mayagi was my hero. Mister arguing, Yeah,
because Karate Kid. I don't know that there's been a
better movie made. Wax On, wax Off. Why who did

(21:13):
you go as Mogi? I mean you used to dress
up for that sort of stuff, Muhammad Ali.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Have you been doing any hunting lately, Magi?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
A little bit of hunting men, a little bit of
white basing, Okay, yeah yeah, just out here in the
hold golf, just out here, Oh yeah, okay, just sort
of drag a at the front between Rangi to tour
and why Hikey Island there. Yeah, jeezy, they be running,

(21:48):
they'll be running those little barstard to tell.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
You what, how'd you go?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Probably about probably about eighty seven ton?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Oh yeah, are you still running the long line?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
We can get the long line as well, but I
finally get a better result from the drift net. Yeah.
Just it's it's best. I mean, you get a whole
lot of stuff though, I'm getting fashion that boat jet
ski as windsurfers. Yeah. Well it's a big net. There's
a bloody big net. Yeah, it's the biggest net in
the South Pacific. But yeah, I love me white baiting men.

(22:23):
You just get out there and you're at one with nature,
aren't you? So that's just me me Yet if I
don't eat them, oh you don't. Disgusting bastards? Are You've
seen them? All eyes and assholes?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah? Yeah, well I was going to say, actually, moogie,
you know, I'm I'm actually a big fan of them,
you know what I mean? And take out there just
a bit of egg white, oh you know, and and
a white bread there and a bit of salt and

(22:56):
pepper and lemon zest.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
We'll let me know next time men or your son.
Yeah yeah, what are you doing? You just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just sort of went them up on the back
of the boat there and let the sun get them.
The seagulls come down. They'll have a little feed there
and there, and then I just dropping back in the water.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, you see their pests, Jase, Well what the white Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Well, seriously, Mogi, I mean, pug son. They're choking up
our oceans.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Seen a whale choking on a white bait man. It's
not pretty, No, just not.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
It takes a few you know, we talk about the
massacre of whales, yes, you know, well, I mean not
specifically on the show, but I mean in general. The message,
you know, the biggest color of whales white bait.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
And the reason why you haven't heard about this pug son,
and it's typical is because it's been buried in the
annals of history and by a big white bait buried
in the annals. Yeah, yeah, I don't want you.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
To know, because what they do is they hunting packs.
They do and they just go down the old blowhole
so that the whale just starts choking to death and.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
They start sprinting. And that's why they beach themselves, because
they're trying to get away from the white bait true story.
They don't just blow them out of the blowhole as
simple as they.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Can yeeal into a little into like a white bait cork. Yes,
the spoons of the ocean they're called. That's a spoon.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Hey, now listen the Wild Food Festival that's going on.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Hey, can you do me a favorite pigs and just
blast through the rest.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
Of the.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Totally.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
The Big Show is going to be there at the
Wild Food's Festival and Hockey Ticket eight the March next year.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
We want you and to Mate to come along. You
can win.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Flights are calm and tickets are super early bid. Tickets
are on sale now from wild Foods dotco dot in za.
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Speaker 1 (25:06):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Kissy Actually just looking at the weather out there, Mogi
and she's turned a custody, Yes, turned around again. Four
seasons in one day, isn't it. But I'm glad I
did my annual plastic burnoff at my house today where
basically all the plastics that I gather over the year,

(25:30):
I just take it down the back there and just
burn the bastards.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, Thursday after Labor Day.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yes, exactly mate. And I'll tell you what, It's amazing
the amount of plastic you can actually gather over a year.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I am talking like it nearly covered my entire backyard,
you know what I mean. And then I had the
situation where I had all my neighbors bleating and moaning
about the sort of toxic smoke that's, you know, drifting
into their properties. And I think to myself, do people
not realize that we are in an environmental crisis at

(26:08):
any The amount of rubbish and trash that we are
creating we simply can't sustain. Yes, So here's Hordy J
doing his part for the environment, yes, getting not just
checking it in the bins, not just checking it, you know,
at the tap, actually taking responsibility for his plastics, incinerating

(26:28):
it in his own backyard so that there isn't all
this waste there. And you've got old fill next door,
bleating and moaning and saying that it's cats sort of
fallen over and it's just discussing and it's not safe
and all that sort of carry on perspective.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Make it's PC gone mad, I say that, yeah, totally, man.
I thought it was filled that passed away or was
that bell?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
That was bell?

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
It's crazy, isn't it. And I'm sort of similar to
our joint. It's more the side of the house. I guess.
We just got a fence at one end of the house. Yes,
a fence at the other end of the house, and
most of the via plastics has created it. You sort
of find it in the kitchen you're unpacking all your food,
sus and all that. So we just throw it out
the window and what the wind doesn't take away over

(27:18):
the course of a few months, we'll burn that off
as well. Yeah yeah, And as you say, man, it's
a short term last for a long term gain. You
get a little bit of black smoke. Just don't put
your washing out, man. I'll give the neighbors fear and
jewe warning totally man. And if the cats are going
to breathe it, don't make you go how many cats.
There's too many cats anyway.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Well, you know, the way I see it is taking
responsibility for your own felth and rubbish. Like what I
also do during the year is the old glad rap.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
God, you'd be amazed the amount of glad rap you use.
And I just I don't chuck that out. Yeah, I
just get it into it like a big ball. Yes, yes,
And by the end of the year, and this is
no exaggeration, I've got like five beach balls of glad rap.
It's just like stuck together.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
I was going to say exactly the same thing. Yeah,
hot tip, Hot tip. Men, you wrap it up and
plast it. You take it down to the beach for
the kids to play with. Those things they last for
millions of years.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Well, actually, what I genuinely do is when I go,
because you know, I love fishing. Yeah, I just check
them off the end of the jetty there. Yeah, and
just you know, they eventually.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Play with them. Yea, they do.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Little snouts there. So so not only you're doing something
for the environment, but you're also creating a bit of
fun play for dolphins, that's right, and seals each other. Yeah,
it's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Now, listen, pugsn has been absolutely begging us right for
the opportunity to do What's for teens.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Oh yeah, because another one of us here brain scheme
because of course keys as Hey Keezy is away at
the moment, and please can we do what's with t
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
So they're gonna treat them? I guess such.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
You know what means the world to hear you say
that you're finally leting me do it.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
No worries man, So New Zealand help Pugs out here.
Please takes three four eight three Watch for tea and
we'll get into that after set.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
We've got toy prize packs to give away every text
we'll go on the draw for one of those bad boys.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
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Tune in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Hold Ike, welcome back in Assive Backbones. Hey, you're listening
to the Big Show brought to you by two and yeah,
totally man. Hey, And if you've got any ideas for
the twoy billboards, take them two on three, four eight
three and more far them through the management see what
they say.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Absolutely Similarly, if you've there's been in the news a
little bit as well. There's been some shocking billboards that
they've been putting up, absolutely disgraceful. So if you're a
fe did by any of those they've actually set up
and I eight hundred number, I eight hundred and two year, right,
you can give them a buzz and and foil your
complaint there, Yeah, which is pretty bloody handy.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Bloody handy mate. Now listen. Also on our Instagram account,
we've just posted a new story, is that right? Packs
not just a story Jason video video.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
It's actually a role that Kesy you got for Kezy
a little while ago, but since he's away, I thought
I'd bring this one back.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Oh nice man, the Big show on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Beginning to feel what I'm getting to forget what he
looks like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, hey, email
Listen In the podcast outro today, which is kind of
a warm up to the radio show, it was a
bit of a shambles, let's be honest. We kind of
found our way in the last two minutes, but before
then it was a shambles. I don't even know what
we were talking about. Food.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I think from memory it was probably one of the
most boring conversations we've ever had ever not going to
listen to the podcast, This is probably the one to choose.
Still listen, subscribe.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
What kind have we got the pug till He's got
a clop for us today called eight days streak.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Should we have a listen? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay, just on that front, fellows. I'm on an eight
day stretch with the gym.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Repairing brother going hard.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
It's pretty easy, really, Yeah, show sunglasses, my sky, my skull, candy.
It's a bit of a shame actually that I don't
get to go in the hot Spring spa at the
end of the year because I'm Cadairs man. Oh yeah,
you'd be amazed by my body magie.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Do you want me to show you? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (31:44):
Go on?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Okay, the hiking being shown podcast Queens of the Stone Age.
There on the radio, hold Akey Big show and no
old pugsn has been looking forward to this slot all week.
We've given him an opportunity, Lisa, let's get into it.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Oh yeah, hey, guys, takest here from Steve. What's with me?

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Ki?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
We don't have to sticky beef, Connie chair, three sims,
shagging and all that jazz.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Hey, fellows, this is Tara. I'm taking a raid Tara
Reid from American Pie. Oh yeah, the actress. Yeah yeah,
Surrender's drug addict in the Insane story. But I'm glad
she's doing right.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
It's eating it says here she's taking her fiance to
dining in the dark in Auckland City.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
And she's going to have some American Pie for dinner.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Dining in the dark. Yeah, I never heard of that, right, Okay, nice? Nice.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
You rely on your answers, only your taste and sound.
You can sort of, you know, you can get all handsy,
but do you also but do you also know what
you're ordering?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Surprised?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I actually I don't know that part of it. I
don't know. Well, Tara, no, Tara, can you text in
and let us know? Give us a mate.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
This ticks here, lots of loties for dinner since it's Halloween, Babe,
get a fell dug here in the far far Cowie
now in the far far North, doug Cowie, howl it
it's doug holed in the far far North. Dinner tonight
as fresh snapper, battered homemade chips and a salad out
of the garden.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Puke.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
It actually sounds real good.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Mike from herm based text that's me, Mike from herm
bay Wow. A few responsible to is to loosen up
before making my way through two eggs, a saucy and
a good looking Mayo.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Two eggs and a saucy and mayo and a good.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Look at mayo? What is Mike Minogue from what do
you put mayo on in a sausage? In this scenario?
Is putting it on two eggs and a sausage?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah? I wonder he has prepped those eggs if I
know me, probably scrambled at the moment. A little bit
of cheese, a little bit of correct a little bit
of rock salt on here as well, a little bit
of chives, a little bit of parsley, a little bit
of coriander, a little bit of basil.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I would have thought given that Mike from whom Bay, Yeah,
I was expecting a flasher kind of meal.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
It's spend all his money on rent?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
True. Bridget's texted and I'm from Bridge. Holy helmet, she
was a siren, wasn't she ja a bombshell?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
She was? She's deal, isn't she.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well? She's from the Hawk's Bay with she moved there. Now,
Yea's true.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
She got home and got told her husband was making
burgers for dinner with onion let us beatroop chees and
then his reply was I hate burgers.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah, you need to divorce that son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
The hurd Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
And Kisy Welcome backing Messive Backbones. Look at the time,
it's time for TV chat. What's on the Telly with
Mike Minogue? Yeah, I tell you what actually fellas There

(35:44):
were some nice moments there. Yea Resor created a real
wrapping together of the membrane.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Hey, guys, last night I watched the first episode of
The Penguin. Have you guys hear of that?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yes? I thought started watching that.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, Missus hadn't seen it the head she because I
watched it while she was away. They're going to be
a big man on campus and start a new TV
show for Big call me last night. Oh well, do
you want to just stick that on there? Indeed, we'll
catch up. So anyway, I did that, actually preferred it
the second time round. Some of the actors that were
annoying me previously were less annoying in the Yeah good show,

(36:21):
recommend it. It's on Neon.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Well, funnily enough, what I watched last night, speaking of
watching things again, a white load of season one, and
I was reminded again of how they've got everything right
in that show. Yes, the characters are brilliant, the scene,
you know, the scenery is fantastic, the story is great,

(36:47):
you know. And as I say, I've kind of retreated
back to rather than faffing around trying to find something
to watch, going back to some old favorites and watching
those because at least then you know that it's going
to be good. Well, like you say, often you go
back and revisit something and you see something and that
you didn't see the first time.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
What do you What have you got subscriptions for Neon?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I know Neon's gone now now Prime? Yes, Disney yees? Netflix?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, Ja, Jace and Jace you don't have you don't
have Disney do your pigs now you do? Boy? Can
you watch Can you do me a favor? One of
you bastards? And it's probably not going to be Jace?
Can you watch Mister in Between? Aren't we all going
to watch that? At the same time. I'm down for

(37:35):
it will never happen. Can you start watching that? I
can give it and I'll see if I'm going to
have a look at it tonight. But the half hours,
six episodes, top three TV show for me, all timer, okay,
mister in between absolutely unbelievable, right underrated, unbelievable and a
great show.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
And Disney.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
It's on Disney.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I don't suppose you had much time to watch TV
last night, Pugs. What do you mean you gaming and stuff?

Speaker 4 (38:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I didn't game in the end. Yeah, what did you
just speaking of? You know, shows that get everything right
in terms of characters and stuff. I started Love Island Australia.
It's really good.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Who's your favorite?

Speaker 7 (38:15):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
As far as the Mimi and Zaye?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
You like?

Speaker 3 (38:20):
You like the Kiwi lest do you? Yeah? She's great?
And Zane the fella he's good value. Okay?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Can I ask this as gently as I can? Do
you really think you need more stimulation at the moment? Pugs?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
I don't know what you mean, Jace, Well, I just
Love Ireland. It's a great show. Love Ireland. It's the
one thing that they don't have on that island is
love it's not called friendship Island, just filled up with filth.
Filth island.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, I'll give it a look tonight.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Actually get on your mate TV plus Beautiful.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey Arctic Monkeys.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
There on the radio Hot Archy Big Show this Suesday evening.
Now listen. There's been some sensational cricket action over the
last fortnight, with the women of course winning the Tea
twenty World Cup, the men over in India winning a
series are Test series over in India for the first time.
Extraordinary stuff. Yes, and in that vein of fantastic cricket.

(39:26):
Have you fellows heard about the Black Clash?

Speaker 7 (39:29):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
What you haven't?

Speaker 7 (39:31):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
You were there last year? Mogi What in the SPA pole?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
I need a reminder, pugs On hit us with some admin.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
You're not talking about the annual Hot Spring Spa T
twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrock.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yes, indeed I am Puckson. Is that the eighteenth of
January at Hagley Oval?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
That's right, Jays.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
It's a Saturday Team Rugby and Team Cricket going head
to head. Dan Vittorian team Cricket, also Karen Reid and
Team Rugby, those many other great big names. Obviously they're
going to have the Hot Spring Spa right on the
boundary there.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
It's going to be huge.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, he's just.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Really excited about the Black class. It's going to be big.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
And Chris Gale of course, right.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Used to play for again Jackson used to play for men. Listen,
it's not in my.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
You know, all our listeners out there will know that
Margie has been working hard on his bud over the
last three or four months. And there's a reason why
he does that because every year for the Black Clash,
he gets his little budgy smugglers on and jumps in
the Hot Spring Spa here and I tell you what,
the response from the crowd is epic. Yeah, they're just

(40:47):
hooting and hollering.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Of course. The problem is but by the time that
that rolls around on the adeenth of January, I've been
drinking all day every day for about six weeks. All
that hard work has gone to wait. So yeah, we'll
see what shape on them by the end.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, great stuff. No, listen, it's always a fun time.
It's it's always sold out, So get in early, make
sure you get some tickets because it's a great night
of cricket and festivities.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
There's also an rat area as well, the a SEC
and D export Ultra Deep we export Ultra Zone.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
If you want to get tickets for that, you can
go to Black Clash dot co dot z in.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Now. Oh good, that's so good park. So really you're
great at the admin man.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Just chill out man, right, I'm not keptain Edmund the.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Hot Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissey.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Well, there you go, your mayor bar since that's a
big show, dun and dusted, thanks for your company. We
greatly appreciate you listening to the show. Of course, don't
we get tomorrow the Friday Shraba. As we head into
the weekend, we need to decide on a theme, a
theme fellas we do, but we'll do that tomorrow. What's
your plan tonight?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Maybe probably watch you a little bit more of the
old penguin there got my sister in law of Stone
at the moment, shall we had some kind of an event.
I'll be in bed with lights out probably by about
nine o'clock. Yes, nothing too exciting, man, Just another day, sure,
another day.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Crossed off the calendar. What about you, old Pug so
much for tea tonight?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Mate? Oh, I'm making I think it's pronounced jap change before.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
It's a Korean noodle dish. I'm really excited. I've never
tried it before.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Lots of bitches.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Easy, yeah, yeah, nice. Well I'm having sticky chicken.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I'm excited for you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
She said, what do you want for dinner? And I
said sticky chicken because Pugsun eats it all the time
and he's a stallion. Might give me a bit of
lead in a pencil. Hey, now, listen up. Make sure
you check out the Instagram account. Also check out the podcasts.
We don't do this for fun, you know. Yeah, I reckon,
But we do it so that you actually listen to

(42:55):
the bloody thing. But until tomorrow, you take care and
we'll see you then the know, so about it.
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