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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold cheers two from bringing back
to Laughs and.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
The world gone man.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah right, it's time to emphasise this is the biggest, biggest,
The Feast is the biggest, biggest, big show with Jason Howiz,
Mike Minoue and.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Kidd you mad Bars. It's great to have your company.
This moody Wednesday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by two We tweet tweet. I'll tell
you what We've had a lot of people seeing through
their twoy billboard ideas absolute.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Doozy is the pure filth in there as well.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Of course he's always filth from our listeners on three
four A three. But we've passed them straight onto management.
And I can tell you the Toy management this.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Who to he management? Who from toy management essentially, mate,
you've been seeing them up the line to me, oh mogi,
oh yeah, but I also know to the guy Andy
who yeah, and neck, what about Susan? You got no
woman working it till he come on, Jason, better than that.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Not Susan. Susannah. Yeah, yeah, she's lovely, right, she's lovely.
Speaking of which, kidding, Maggie, how you going you're absolute
seeing a stallion loving the T shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Mate, going pretty ground to your mad dog. You're a
six son of a million that.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I I was over at the kitchen just earlier on
and you won't know this, Kezy, but I was over there.
I was getting myself a drink of water and I
thought to myself, something's not right here. And I turn
around and there is old Hoidy j in the corner
of the office and he's untressing me with his eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Wow. Yeah, I did that every day though.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Was he doing the hand just and he was like
doing the buttons on my on my jeans and then
the zip down, and then he grabbed the side of
my jeans and pulled them down to the floor. And
I just thought, how good is this?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah? I reckon, man, I reckon, get a kesy your
mad bars and I'll tell you what You've been looking
sensational of late. And but I've got to be honest
with you today. You're looking a little drowsy. You're looking
a little bit drowsy.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Not drowsy, you're looking a.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Little bit smudged. Can I put it that way? Smudge?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Yeah, that's a good way
to put.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
It, just slightly out of focus.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I think that's your eyes right here.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Maybe my milky white eyeballs.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I'm feeling good though, Jason. Actually I'm wearing a jacket today.
I haven't worn ages, and a few people have complimented
me on it, so I'm quite happy they've complimented me
on it.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I warned the audience it's going to be one of
those days today and three of us are bugger and
it's going to be a shambles.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Just tuned. Yes, nice ship, brother, Yeah, thanks man?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
What is it like a generic button up?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, it's just your sort of plan, Yeah, flannel sort
of ship.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
You're undershit. It's really naked. It's got heaps of holes
in it.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, that was It's called I'll Open Myself Up.
There's It was a show I was in many years ago.
I can't even remember what it was about, to be honest.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
You're working for you man, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Thanks, And the way your skin poked through the little
holes and the shit.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Actually, my skin tag's fallen off, so that's good news. Listen,
let's regather ourselves, listen to some tunes and get into
some chat. Hey. In the meantime, here's Jed the.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Who Lucky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keizyes.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Indeed, Queens of the Stone Age here on the radio
ho Donkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is
thirteen minutes past four and all as well. And I
listened coming up on the show. By the way, I
should have mentioned this at the top. Mogie's going to
give us an update on his shoelace.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Chat the financial report.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
The financial report, we asked the question, are you punching
when it comes to your partner? Yeah, and just to
clarify that, it means punching above your waists. Yeah, so
we don't get into any dangerous territory here.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Good stuff. Hey, fellas, I was reading the news today.
Oh yeah, and there's a story in there about this.
There's a mere that's recently been sworn in, won the
popular vote, got sworn and this is over a Mexican
when's the popular vote? Get sworn and starts work on
your Monday there and then on Thursday got beheaded. And wow,

(04:09):
it's sort of got me thinking, what's the worst job
you've ever had?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Beheaded? Was it like by again or what was the deal?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Detail. What's the worst job you've everhead?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Ja?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh, look that's ready. So I've had some shockers. I
made orthopedic pads for a while, which involved burning rubber.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Did you make Kesy's shoes?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I may have made his shoes actually, But seriously, the
worst job I ever had was stopped taking in this
massive business that shall remain nameless. And literally my job
was to count ball bearings and screws and nails, and
there were we're we're to oh yeah, nuts, we're talking

(04:54):
big boxes of the bastards. And I literally and I
look back and up now and I think to myself, actually,
was this person taking the pess because it was ridiculous.
You know, it'd be like four thousand bull bearings.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
On the dot. I think that's unlikely. I think you've
just made that number up.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well you know what I mean. And actually, I'll be
honest with you. I got to the point where I
did start making it out.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah. I just started guessimating and going.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Ah, just let's just say five.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Two.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
How old were you when this was going about thirteen?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, my worst of a job. And
to be honest, I haven't had super terrible jobs and
very lucky. It was probably my first ever job I
worked in. I was fifteen and I worked in the
footwear department and Rebel Sport. Oh yeah, and I had
no footwear training. I had no idea were you supposed
to do? Its like a two day course thing to
learn how to recommend shoes to people, right, But I

(05:49):
was like, nah, boring, and so literally I was there.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
It was an optional two day course. It was wow,
which is really stupid. So and all I was doing
was the thumb thing. You put your foot right back
in the shoe and I'm on my thumb, I'm on
the on the toe there, that's right. But apparently that's
just for growing children. I did that to everyone that
came in and just recommended the most expensive shoes. Was
that only for growing children?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Apparently you used your thumb on them on the shoes.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know, you put the heel back, don't get your
hell back in the shoe, and you make sure there's
a thumbs worth a space is what it is.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, maybe no one ever did that when I was
buying shoes.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh they always did that. Yeah, you always, Yeah, your
little tested there. Maybe I'm pretty sure it's for growing children.
Maybe I'm making that up three for you the course,
So what do you know you, I have no idea.
That lasted six months? Oh my god, seriously.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah six months and it was like I was just
like by the end of my I don't want to
work either, I'll just stay at my parents' house forever.
Or do radio?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
What about you, Margie?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Probably this or I also did. I did furniture removal
over in Australia in my mid twenties. Yes, for four
years far out. You got that bloody build though, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
got the sweet back that I'm rocking where it's really sore.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Four years, five days a week, for six days a week,
six days a week, four years, four.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Years, absolutely absolute insanity. Yeah right, yeah, but I was
steamed most of the time. So time just flies when
you're frankly irresponsibly steamed. Yeah, not anymore though, not now now?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah for sure. Oh that's interesting. How should we put
it out there to the audience for eight three? What's
the worst job you've ever had? Three? Four?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Eight three?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Send it on three? You can yourself Beker's wealth, God.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Can I can? I ask Eesy just to clarify, here
is this vanilla Radio.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
No it's not. It's not vanilla enough.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
It's you sure.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
No, Yeah, well I think the way that we kicked
it off okay, yeah, I took the vanilla out of it. Yeah,
but I'll let you know Jason and Keysy's stuff about
thumbing with the kids.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh yeah, I wasn't thumbing with kids.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
I was how us your fum on them? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah yeah, I was thumbing kids.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Let's just leave it out there like that and then
go to a Bruce Springsteen song. Yeah, that's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Ak is indeed smashing pumpkins. There on the Radio hold
Aki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, hump Day. It doesn't
feel like hum day, to be fair.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
What it feels like a Monday?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, it feels like Monday.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, Monday about six months ago.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
The time is four twenty five. Now we're talking the
worst jobs you've ever had. Yeah, we've mentioned Ow's and
as you can imagine, Keezy, the texts have been pouring in.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
On three four o three.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
As I can imagine, Jason, you imagine that and of course,
every text and the drawer for a toy prize pack.
Just to update, Jason, you were counting bull or bearings
doing a stock take when you were thirteen. Mine was
working in footwear at Rebels Sport and Mike was lifting
furniture for four years in Aussie.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Yeah, it's probably the due that made that so bad.
I've got another one which we'll get to soon.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Cool, So heap six coming through three four eight three.
Worst job. I was an escort for a night. Turns
out I was rubbish.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Were you?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
There's a text mic on three four eight three from
someone who lasted one night, and then obviously it'd be.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
An interesting thing to find out because in your mind
you'd be thinking to yourself, well, how hard can it be?
And then you find out and if it's not very well,
exactly get fired.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I nearly pulled the trigger there, and I'm glad I didn't.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Good lads, I used to work on an orchard picking
birds out of nets and they weren't always dead.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh. Actually, to be fair, I've done a bit of
orchard work too, done it and your part neck of
the woods, they're keasy kiwi fruit pruning and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
And planting little It was berendous. I did some of
that in North Queensland. Mango picking right, and they give
you the special the special special clippers things which are
sort of like five or six feet long, so you
can get into the top of the branch and when
it's to cut it off at the stem. But you
have to cut it in a certain way because the

(10:07):
the sap is a civic and if you get that
onto the mangoes then they just go straight in the bin.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
And I got there right at the end where there
was no mangoes left. I worked all day long, made
twenty dollars for the day. Because there's no mangoes left.
At the end of the day, they fired everyone. It
was a ripper.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Excellent.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Actually that was a shitter of a job too.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
What about this one here just from Jordan. I worked
as a shit steer for two weeks in college, driving
a little motor boat around sewage treatment ponds because the
pump was broken.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
That can't be real. Yeah, that'll be real. Yeah, used
to do something with that, Jason.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Smells fine to me. Yeah, yeah, I was a log breaker.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh that's right. The two stirring plant.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Where is that. What plant was that, I think? Yeah, yeah,
they have one out there.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
In my early twenties, I sold funeral plans as a tallymarketer.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Funeral plans.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
That is so depressing.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
And I've done that as well. I've done telemarketing, and
I've got to be honestly, I hated it so much and.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I literally just made them up. What do you mean
you made them up?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
You pretend I'd be pretending to talk to someone and
I just feel these things out as it was on
the end of the one on the end of the line.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
So you made up doing that, and then you made
up how many ball bearings and stuff there were.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
And then you make up everything you say on this show.
So I'm keeping it regular.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
You know, there isn't a chain keep the ticks coming through.
On three four eight three, someone here was specializing in
animal husbandry for pigs.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh yeah, that's fine, isn't it. It takes a strong risk.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, it certainly does. Scrubbing urinals and cleaning out sanitary bins. Yeah,
look it's I had a twelve hour shift making sure
bread buns were separated on a conveyor belt. You two apart. Yeah,
easy there, So keep those ticks coming on three tree
and we might dish out some toy price packs.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I quite like that.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
But think about all of those is not only are
they terrible jobs, that'd also be horrendously paid, yes, which
is such a terrible mix. What should be the other
way around, which is.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Always that combination? Isn't it terrible jobs? Crap pay?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
That's right? So good Jason three four eight three senor
text throw and you can want a toy prize pack.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy
Green Day.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is four thirty eight. You know, fellows, do
you been thinking to myself? We're in spring and you
see all this new life blooming flowers opening up in the.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Sun and it's blooming, it's blooming. Literally.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, I know, I shouldn't have said flowers.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
See plants bigger and expand.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Birds tweeting in the trees.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
They do that sort of the year round.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah, not at my place. They don't.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Flying animals making noises in the bush.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Now can we concentrate please? But it makes me think,
you know, with all this new life from the blooming vegetation.
What a great time it would be to try something different,
making you stand in your relationship. Maybe you've been with
someone for like myself. I was with my wife for
fourteen years before I thought to myself, you know what

(13:27):
I think she deserves Hoidy j full time.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Did you make an honest woman out of her? Man?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I think she's got more dishonest since we got married. Yeah, yeah,
but you know that's that's power of the course.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
And with that in mind, our mates a diamonds on Richmond. Yeah,
given us for free. It didn't cost us. See, it
didn't cost us a SAE. It a ten thousand dollar
engagement ring.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
To give away, valued independently privately at one million billion dollars.
So who wow?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Because you said that, Yes, who actually valued it? Which company?

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Which? Which company? Wasn't a company? Oh no, no, no,
I got made of mind to do it.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Steve to Steve do it for a living.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
He has.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
He's certainly seen his fear share of diamond rings come
across his desk. Put it that way.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, you look at it and probably valued it too.
I used to run a pawn shop.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Hey, they have given us a ten thousand dollars engagement ring.
Old diamonds are Richmond so good and we want to
give it to you if you'd like to win at
Hodak you dot co dot z into the drawer there,
and then you just got to tell us a wee
bit about how you'd like to propose to your other half.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
I was thinking about this bloody nosey, isn't it. It's
not about business.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Well, we changed that rule.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
But we're giving him around a ten thousand dollars, right,
I know, But you.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Know, so it's private how you're going to propose.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
That's sort of and also you know the opportunity of
having our input.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh yes, that's forgot to be but a million in itself. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
So give me away a two million dollar price. That's huge.
Diamonds on Richmond. You guys really lucked out. What about
this one. I'd have the bonfire, goes from Anonymous. I'd
have the bonfire going at home looking out over the
great city of Napier in the ocean.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I didn't pretend to fall off the hill, Napier Hill,
that's nice at the hospital hill and.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Then pop up on one knee and then all the
flowers would jump out of a bush. So she goes
from thinking this person has potentially dyed yes to be
cool the state of shock Jason, Mike.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
And easier here.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, so that's great.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Great, that's good that I'm not sure of the relevance
of the bonfire there.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
And the Yeah, but having said that, I'm I'm always
fond of the bonfire.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
About you fellows, Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
You can equally say we'll be up there and I've
got my water slide going.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Where you could.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
You know what about this one? This is from Anonymous,
and this one is kind of the polar opposite. I
do it at my hometown beach and the Cormandel. The
lads can help me with the ring, but otherwise stay
out of it.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
That's actually top three for that. That's good.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Give me the ring and didn't just leave you.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
He gives me the vibe. He's ready, Mogi.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Exactly right, the bagger and things up.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay, here's this one, final one right for diamonds on Richmond.
I met my lovely partner Anonymous four years ago at
the Village Bar and Patsu Mahoy. It holds a special
place in our hearts. Would love to propose to her. There,
My idea is to go for a dinner on an
ordinary day when all the locals are there. At a
certain time, all the locals go outside, leaving us alone
in the bar. I get down on one knee and propose.

(16:46):
Hopefully she says yes, and then our band, which features
Hoidy j on sex, Keezy on the drums and Moggi
on vocals, comes out and serenades us with bon Jovi's
bit of Roses.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Oh my god, she's my favorite song. Of course it is,
And then we drink responsibly and durry up a storm
with the locals and our special band. Mean you hit
the Pokeys and.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
That's from anonymous? Yeah, sure, man, that sounds great. Good
sick So Hadaki dot co dot z. Get yourself from
the drawer there. If you want to win that ten
K Diamonds on Richmond engagement ring, and if you hit
along Diamonds on Richmond before October twenty fifth and use
the secret code mawhaf say it to them, they will
pay the GST for you, which is like buying it

(17:29):
Judy three, which is a hell of a saving, a
huge saving, very good. What bait buy in. He's right
I say baying.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
The hold aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hod Iked.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Welcome back your massive bank bones hope. Are you getting
through your hump day? Tickety boo? You're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Twoey. We have we
hit on about the toy billboards today, easy on three
four eight three.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Next year is our year.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah right now, there's a good one here.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
One.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
There's heaps of ticks coming in about the toy billboards.
Yeah right, I just came up with that one.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Just think it's cool, man. Yeah, I'm going to fly
that one up the flagpole to management. Yeah, good job,
bout the chain. It's going to get billboard Jose.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
It was how amazing would that be an idea that
you've come up with on a massive billboard and.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
You get paid check for it? Nothing, but you might
get a toy. Maybe maybe we'll go.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah. My warrior is that we ask people for it
every day.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, because three times a day, well people forget about it, Ezy.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
That's what you're forgetting, is they forget about you know?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Oh that's right. I was going to come up with
that toy billboard.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
I had some time to decide to come up with
an idea.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
The one thing I know about our listeners without doubt
is they're very clever. I mean, look at that good
bars and Rory and the stuff he says, and that's right.
I mean of our show is based on what Rory texts.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
It's only in the breaks. We haven't actually even mentioned
them on air. But since jokes through, we're going to
do a Rory special Rory just so you know, it's
going to be fifty thousand hours long.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Some coming through right now. Jason's Pugia is cool. Yeah, right,
Remember you're going to buy a Pusia about a year ago.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I was so close to so close.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Keezy's eyes are to the front year.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Right, that's true. Read that top one man.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
No, I'm more good man. And of course you're just
going to make sure that you know that they can
be read on air or put on the billboard.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Some of the film that gets through is just out
of this world. We've got one here about the navy boat.
It would never get read in a million years. Yeah,
we definitely wouldn't. By the way, the reason we bringing
this up is because two he has brought back the
legendary year right campaign. Have a lookout there and if
you see one, you know, read it because we can
all use a bit.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Of a laugh, hey fellers, right, yeah, totally do you
sleeping to sit in the stink of that?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Please now listen.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Times are tough, ake easy. Yeah, we could all do
with the laugh man, Yeah, totally totally moogie and with
your handy.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Now listen, coming up, I need to ask you guys
a question. All right, are you ready?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I'm not going to do it now. I'll ask after
these next nice tea right, starting off with the food Fighters.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
That's the Chune is it?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Kisy Red Hot. Chili Pepper's there on the radio. Hold
So yeah, I'm kind of over them, to be honest.
I know I shouldn't say that because we just played them,
but I've been listening to them for fifteen years and
I'm over it.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Well, Steve, what's being honest? Stevie Wonder thought they're pretty good.
He covered that song?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh did he cover them?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, yeah, the Chili Peppers wrote higher Ground and then
Steve one was like, that is mean man far out
gives a boon on that gives a hoon on that.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Hey, speaking of which is said the front Keezy, there
was an absolute shocker, Jace. Now listen, I wanted to
ask you guys a question, and it's to do with
your partners. And you both have lovely wives, as do I,
and I wonder if you guys have been told on
occasions or more than one occasion, geez Mogie, you're punching

(21:27):
mate right in reference to your partner, or geez Keezy,
your punching mate in reference to your partner. And just
to clarify, I know ninety nine percent of the audience
out there will know what I'm talking about, but maybe
one percent don't know what I mean by punching. Obviously,
the idea is you're punching above your weight, and the
insinuation is you're a hideous beast and your partner is

(21:53):
an attractive human being. Because I'll be honest with you,
that's happened to me many times, definitely in my life.
You know, because I look at you, Mog and you're
an absolute stallion of a man, and you know how
I feel about your looks and stuff. I find it distracting,
So maybe it's not the case for you. And I mean, Keysy,

(22:13):
you've got a kind of.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
I mean, Kesy, I mean you're sort of Yeah, you've.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Got a how can I like a goofy charm? Yeah,
you know, so maybe it's not not ever happened to you.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Well, no, it certainly has happened, you know, because every relationship,
there's always one person is bound to be punching, regardless
you're ever going to be the same. Sure, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
And of course everyone I think you should think that
you are punching, you know, right, So I think that
I am punching.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh, I most certainly know I am.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah. Well, I mean this is a thing. Joe's like,
you're saying that I'm you know, a dinosa and all
those sorts of things. My wife is, you know, probably
the most wonderful human being on the face of the earth,
but in the looks department, she's rugged. You know, we're
sort of talking to two to two and a half.
And that was deliberate on my part outside of the

(23:08):
fact that I fell in love with you. But I
don't need the spotlight shifting away from old MORGI.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
That's why I brought it up, man, That's why I
brought yeah, yeah, yeah, because I wanted to ask about
that well. And the reason that I bring it up
is because I had a random memory today and it
was something that affected me back back in the day,
and I've obviously never forgotten about it. And this is
a totally true story. I was at a party, right.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
And this was that doesn't sound right.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
No, this is many years ago when I sort of
went to party, you know what I mean, Um, and
I was talking to this feller and he said, oh,
I know your wife. Your wife is blah blah blah.
And I went, yeah, that's right, and he said ah,
and he sort of gave me a quizzical look and
he went, and you're her husband, and I went, yeah,

(23:56):
that's right. And he looked at me and he said,
I thought you'd be much better looking.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
And the thing that.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Struck me about it was it wasn't said in jest.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
He was genuinely surprised.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
He was genuinely surprised that I was such a hideous
beast and that this very attractive, beautiful, wonderful human being
deemed to sort of spend even time with me or
be near me, and I've never forgotten that, and no
should you, But I.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Mean make you feel better.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
I mean, the guy knows the stuff. I'm obviously not
a complete beast.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
The guy, the guy had eyes, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, but I think he might have been pretty steamed
or something. And still normally you get steamed and people
look better and still.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
And kisy Tom Pitty and the heartbreak is there on
the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's Wednesday afternoon. The time
is five twenty three.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Hey, Feil's a text here on three four eight three.
Just want to double check. Did I hear correctly? You
said the Chili Peppers wrote higher Ground and correct guys,
I think it was the other way around.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Do your research. It's all also yeah, yeah, because Stevie
Wonder definitely cover them, Hey fellers.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
It was announced today Laneways the lineup for twenty twenty five,
and it is an alternative and indie music festival. It's
been around for a few years and it's aimed at
people sort of you know, late yeah, nah, late teens,
early twenties. You know pop club, all the sort.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Of sties late twenties.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Well, that's that was the bracket we were looking at
when we started it up.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh yeah, so we turned this into a jay stunt
Laneway's yata Okay, we'll go yeah that's that. But anyway, yeah, bracket.
So I thought what i'd do as I'll read you
out the artists that are going to be there. Some
of these artists, however, are ones that Pugs and I
have made up. You just have to tell me and
you guys can agree on it and lock it with it.

(26:04):
You think it's made up or real? Yeah, all right,
here we go. First one bbadooby bbadooby, bbadooby. I think
I think we had a yan about that. Yes, I
think that one's.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Real bbadooby correct, real person correct it Coming to Laneway's
this is exciting, all right. I saw a photo of
her yesterday that so we brought that up. I was
having under pop. She was on the darts Jase.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Darts.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, bbadooby, that's correct. Handy hamdy hamdy.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
It feels like a no, no real person MD. Can
you spell that for me? H A M D I
M D Yeah, stupid? Do you know, do you know
do you know Hamdy?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I don't know any of these artists, all right, Tash Marbles.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Oh no, that's not true. We've got to Sultana, but
I've never of Jase.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Tash Marbles.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Corrects.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, it's made up one A.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Beam flicker beam No, a m well flicker, that's actually
what they call themselves. It's disgraceful. I'm going to go no, no,
you are correct. That is not a real band, thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Disgusting, Julie, Julie.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
That feels feels like a real human, just Julie, yet
were killing that's a real person. Keith, I'm gonna say, yes,
you know a little bit of already there. I'll call
myself Keith. Yeah, No, that's all right. It's it's not

(27:55):
a real person. It's not a real I'm sure there
is a real Keith out there. It's not a real band.
It's not a real band or artists. Okay, that's good, Jason,
thanks mate, Okay, the front Magie, they're good.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Pard he's a Stellian, isn't he?

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Dan Glie Balls, Let's be seriously key, he's a really
talented Glee Balls is made up person?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Pugs again, pure filth.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, ahead to be pegs al Remy Wolf.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah that sounds real.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, okay, Remy Wolf correct cool real artists.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Can I just say you've done some poor work on
the fake being names.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I don't know what you're talking about, Grogan, Josh.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Real, Hohodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
And Kesey Matellica there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is five thirty seven. I
believe there's a text you want to read out there,
Keezy on three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
It's just another update from this person who's arguing with
Mogi about who originally wrote Higher Ground, whether it was
Stevie Wonder or the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Of course,
we all know that the Chilis wrote it and then
Stevie Wonder covered it. They've just gone did the research.
Stevie Wonder composition nineteen seventy three album Inner Visions, So
I don't know where they're getting that from.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Well, that's it is, its nineteen seventy three album in
a Visions. But on the Red Hot Chili Peppers their
vision of it came out in nineteen sixty three.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, right, okay, Hey, the Black Clash Fowlers. Yes, it
is back next year the eighteenth of January, which is
a set day and it's backed out in christ Church,
which is bloody exciting too.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Went off last time, didn't know how good It always
goes off, Kezy.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
It always goes off.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
It always does. The best part of it is getting
an uber home at the end day when there's just
thousands of people there and you have to go for
a big bit of a wonder. It is great.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
I don't mind that actually waiting for another because they
have a couple of daries. Yeah, I did the commentary
on that with a black Cave, but you used to
because that's massively popular. I think it's their biggest betting
show of the year.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
You're absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
And that's why they've decided to just like really zero
in on who's doing what and make the right calls
around who's presenting it, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
It's actually started going off because we've got of course,
there's the there's the Spars Kezars and ever since Kezy
and I we spend a bit of time and that
in the last year, didn't we mate well this year
as it was and the hot Spring spars there, just
on the sideline inside the boundary. And honestly, the ratings

(30:45):
that year absolutely gone through the roof because everybody turned
in to see Kezy has burnt meat.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
So I just.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Supported you on that, yeah, And they got to the
I thought it was going to be a burn about
Jason's commentary, and it was about my burnt meat petties.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Which, to be honest with you, man, I don't mind them.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
You don't mind them.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
But one of the things what I like watching, because
it was a bloody, sunny, bastard of a day, there
was Keasy putting sun tan lotion all over his chest
and all over his burnt meat petty nipples. It was
like he was putting mayonnaise on them.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
It's like I was making a little burger hoidj It
was actually banana boat lotion that was putting on them.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Right, didn't you cut your finger on a beer can?
That night?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I cut my finger on a beer can. Had to
go to the A and E or something, and then
they started they were like, oh, we'll fix that straight away.
But I was shirtless, and they actually thought I was
going because I had burnt meat patties, and they were
like we'll get those sorts and no, no, no, no, no,
it's my finger. Hey, so have you heard Chris Gale's coming?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
They tell you, did they tell you to go and
get them look bad.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
I actually got everybody at the hospital to come and
have a geeze.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
They're doing a case study on it, which is pretty exciting,
to be honest. I get thirteen dollars for that.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Whicheah quite right?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Great? So anyway, the Black.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Clash Black plas Co dot Z if you want tickets.
There's also the Ra teen parties owned the a sec
dB Expert Ultra Zone.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
That is where will be.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
It is the seventh Daniel Hot Spring Spy T twenty
Black Clash and association with Will Good Stuff, Fellas.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Shit Pearl Jam for you the Hiarchy Big Show podcast
Pearl Jam there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon at the time. Is caught it a six?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Sure is Fellas, It's the Hidarcky Big Show.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Did you say that?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I think you did?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Hey, Fellas, My wife's got a borkout from the library
way and it's a book about how to transform you know,
every day drum, everyday meals and to healthier versions without
noticing a difference. So we've been going through this. Last night,

(33:07):
for example, we had a healthy pasta, a pasta bake
sort of cabinari thing.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Is that not healthy? I mean it's yummy and there's
carbs and all sorts of stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
But she's like, no, this, we should try this because
they reckon that you won't be able to notice a difference,
and I have to admit I didn't. It was delicious,
So I just got into text me through some of
the ingredients. So instead of true keasy, Yeah, genuinely, it
was delicious. It's not what you were saying off here, Jays.
Look just what I say off here. Yeah, supporting extent. Ok,

(33:43):
thanks Jace, thank you. So the pasta was a Carbinara version,
so instantly I was like, hell, yeah, I love carbon
except for instead of cream, you get avocado and some
water and it bulits it up and that gives it
the creamy texture, which is delicious. Yeah, and it works
really well. Instead of traditional pieces of pasta, it was

(34:07):
rice noodles, thick rice. Yeah, so that's great. Wilton spinach
all through it because it's wilted and in there. By
the time you chewing it, you don't even notice it's
in there. You're getting your eye delicious spinach. Get a
little bit of citrus, lemon rind, great, yep, so it's
lemon rind in there. Pepper, so it's good pepper or

(34:29):
just crack or white pepper powder, cracked pepper.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Cracker. That's right. I did.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
And then instead of cheese, grated tofu but like vintage
sort of age, and it's got a wee bit of
a kick to it.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
And they're like a kind of kim chi sort of
a rotten is a fermented, but a sort of rotten.
It's like cheese, right, you know.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
I would recommend keezy And look, don't get me wrong, Yeah,
grated tofu is a great replacement for cheese. But they
also have just a fake cheese that you can use,
which is really good as well. And it's well, look
it looks it's yellow like a normal cheese. It's got
a cheesy sort of a texture. It doesn't melt exactly
the same, but it's very close. It's just sort of

(35:19):
made up of god knows what chemicals, right, but you
would never tell the difference. Okay, well, I'll let my
wife know. It's pretty strong. Ties to both cancer and Alzheimer's, right,
but I mean I could barely tell the difference.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, that's great. Okay, Yeah, so that was honestly she
was telling me through it and I was like, oh,
it doesn't sound very good.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
And then I ate it.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I was like, wow, this is delicious.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Yes, And she's like you like that?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
You like that?

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Boy? Yeah, you like that?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
You love that is what she was saying. And I
was like, yeah, it's pretty good, to be honest, pretty
Are you you want more?

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yeah, Well you left out the fact that they were also.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Active yeast, activated yeast.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
That is that's called noots is the street name for that.
You're activated yeast, and that is a good sort of
a parmesan replacement. You shake that all over the top,
is it.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
What you do?

Speaker 7 (36:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
That must have been what she did. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so that I had forgotten that ingredient.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Yes, Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Afterwards, she's like, seriously, do you like it? You're enjoying
these meals? I was like, yes, I can make you
pudding and so so she made an ice cream Sunday,
which I was, oh, here we go.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
So what she's got is she's had avocados in the
fridge and she scoops them out with an ice cream scoop.
Yea three big things fdge or the freezer in the fridge.
The freezer, they'll be frozen able to scoop.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Well, what do you do with your normal ice cream? Ah,
that's a good point, but you keep your ice cream
in the fridge as well.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
The avocado texture jays somewhere in between. Doesn't it need
to between the fridge and a freezer because that seems
too soft. I think they'd be the same consistency in
the fridge. The difference had just been cold. Yeah, so
she's she's bagging.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, she did, to be honest, I said. And then
instead of wafer it was rice crackers.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Yeah, cracker.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
You jam them into the avocado. And then instead of
one hundreds and thousands coconut shavings. And then instead of
like a strawberry drizzle, it was beetroot juice, nice and
coconut sugar.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Sounds so good.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Key if anyone out there thinking of having a healthy meal, give.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
It a go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
That's the Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keisy.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Queen there on the Radio Hodankee Big Show this Wednesday evening.
The time is four minutes to six o'clock now. Earlier
in the day, we were talking about the worst jobs
of all time in the worst jobs that we've had
after sex. We're going to do a bit of a
recap on that now, punkson. I was going to join
us in the studio to talk about the worst job
he ever had, and it was a shocker.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
It was a shocker.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
So if you're listening right now and you and you
just can think straight away, I have had a job
that is just the absolute worst, send it through two three,
four eight three right now and you can win a
twoy prize pack.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Also, what's on the TV with Mike Minogaan all that Jazz,
all that after Sex.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
The hold Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Ike, Bloody Is Hoody j and Minogi and Keezy on
the Big Show. And the Big Show was brought to
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Speaker 3 (38:23):
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Keep an eye out.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
They've got the old two year right campaign back up
and run an iconic campaign because in the same age
we could all do with a little Lafe Fellers.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Fellas Now listen on the podcast track on the podcast
out tray today, which is our warm up to the
radio show public to listen to.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
We did something we've never done. It was the first
time today.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
We got about five minutes into the podcast and went, no, no,
this isn't good enough for the punters out there. Started again,
and we had to start again because it was a shocker.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Jace was just pumping out the filth and we just said, look,
even with the warning at the front of the end
of this, it's not going to We're gonna get shut down.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Because it's not the sort of thing you want committed
in digital form to our podcast page accessible for anyone.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Yeah, you definitely don't
want it in digital form.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
What see, he's still spewing the filth.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Na I was more than everyone was in a hurry
of the mood. We're actually we're all good.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
We sorted it out. Yeah, a little bit of fisty
caps and it's all good now. But what's the what's
the clip today, CAZy?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
This clip is about an encounter. That's all I've got
written here.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
An encounter. Hopefully it's about.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
As I was walking into the dairy, another fella was
walking into the dairy with me, and he looked at
me and smiled and said, don't worry, Jason, I'm not
going to give you my bike. Real shut yesterday on
the on the air, no good on your nies. Yes,
that was quite funny coming home last night. It just

(40:07):
goes to show you that people do actually listen to
our radio show.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
It was a call back to something that happened on
yesterday's show where Jason made a local weirdo. As you
want to do, Jos, can I say that? Yeah, this
kind individual followed Joe's home and tried to give him
his pushbike, even though he was in his late forties.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, take my bike, and then made motorbike noises and
hooned off. So good if you want to listen to
that podcast and the highlights of today's show that are
always available seven thirty pm every weekday evening, put together
by old Pugsnyeah.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Great stuff. Hey you remember text us three four eight three,
what's the worst job You've ever had? In the meantime,
his friends Fern.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
And Kissy Faith no more there on the radio Hodekey
Big Show. Now. Earlier in the show, the sort of
four to five hour, we were talking about the worst
jobs we ever had, and all three of us in
the studio here have had some absolute shockers, and we
got a few sent through on the text machine on
three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
We have there's a good one here. I did one
day at a timber processing factory full of sawduespo's going
me the job of sweeping the whole factory. It took
all day. Then the boss decided, with thirty minutes to
go in the day he would give me an ear blower.
Knocked out half the factory in the last thirty minutes.

(41:27):
Plenty of textar coming through on three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
But we've actually got pugstart in the studio because he
was listening to all these texts for saying, none of
these hold a candle to a job he once did.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Yeah, No, that's not what I said. Hey, thanks for
having me.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
No, look just comparably, particularly to this job and pretty
much every job I've ever had. The worst one I
had was a security guard gig. So I was looking
for some work I've been a lifeguard for a long time.
I was trying to get a bit of extra money
and I thought, you know what, to be chill man,
I can just be a big dude that stands in
a shop and just sort of hangs out threatens people,
you know, me massively threatening.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
And so I did training for like maybe a month
or for like a month or two months on how
to be a security guardener.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
So you wear martial arts and stuff like that, you got.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
That alarm they're just ready to go, not right now,
but just in case. No martial arts chase.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Sorry.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
It was more sort of just be careful on the
button there.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Trying to put your security your security jacket on the
right way around.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
I would literally say that was about the depth in
which they trained us. They gave us some like pizza
every couple of you know, weekends when you go out
there and watch these videos on how to how to
make sure you don't get sued by people. And so
my first ever shift finally came up after training, and
I was living in Wellington at the time, and the
first part of it was in a liquor land in
the Wellington CBD and I was sort of standing there

(43:01):
after maybe two hours, and I thought, after two months
of training, not once did they teach me how to
apprehend somebody.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
If somebody walked in here, looked.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Me in the eyeballs, picked up a bottle of vodka
and just pissed off right, And I was like, okay, okay,
So I'm massively unprepared here. Clearly you need to have
some kind of skill taking somebody down before you take
the job on. And then I had a second part
of my shift, and it was Friday night. My shift
started at midnight, the second part, and that was at
Cuba Mall Burger King.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Now, Mogie, you lived in Wellington for a bit.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
That place was an absolute hell hole, especially at that
time of night. It was just absolutely all I mean,
but you go in there and it would be like
nobody ate head eating in any of their foods. That
was just throwing around the restaurant. Yes, just absolute steamed.
Unit's just a disgusting.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
It's on the waves from a lot of student accommodation
into Courtney Place, which is like where the town was
at that time.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Yeah, and so.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
It's after midnight. I'm standing in there and it is
like a war zone. I feel like I'm in Vietnam.
It's going crazy. And then one of the staff from
Burger King comes up to me and says, hey, man,
can you just go sort out whatever's happened in the
bathroom then? And I'm thinking, oh, geez, like somebody's somebody's
clearly creating an issue, and there is somebody's stolen something,

(44:17):
somebody saving a hard time, or I need to befo
somebody out of there, which I'm already apprehensive about.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
And all they did was gesture to the toilet.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
So I walk over to the Cuban wor Burger King toilets,
open the door, and it is like a Tarantino film,
but brown in that room, right, It was like somebody
committed to walk on and that's your job.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Well that was my first question, was what the do
you want me to do about that?

Speaker 7 (44:42):
Yeah, And so I literally I had to wait it
out until and I'm borderline in tears at this point,
like I'm like eighteen, and I'm like, I'm way out.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Of my death.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
I don't know how to deal with anybody or befo anybody,
and I'm not cleaning up poose. And so I literally
waited until the next dude turned up and I just
got on my card, drove home and called the boss.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
I was like, yeah, I'm done, shucker, And maybe it's
for some people, not for me.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Cleaning the old steamers off the walls. There actually all.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Over the walls.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, a lot of tips coming in on three four
eight three. Obviously not as terrible as Pugsn's job. I
was once briefly a madam of one of Auckland's main
gentlemen's clubs. Worst job of all time? Wow, yeah, it
seems all good.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
I was a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman. It
totally sucked.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Special that's not.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Also earlier, a guy said that he used to have
to drive a little a dinghy boat around a turd
steering pond after the pump broke, and I was like,
surely that's not a real job, and then he takes
back saying, absolutely a real job. Motor boat had the
PVC pipe to extend the throttle handle. It kept falling off,
so I'd have to bang it back on before the
boat crashed into the side of the pond. Shittiest job ever,

(45:53):
quite literally. So that's cool. And a whole lot of
people that worked in factories For example, I worked in
a Bickie Victory set at the convey but up for
seven hours making sure the biscuits were the right way up.
The teas coming through on three four eight three and
you can win a price.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
The Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah Boy talking heads on the Radio Hole Archy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. I tell you what, fellows, I
feel like going home right now watching a bit of TV.
So let's talk TV La la Las on the Telly
with Mike Minogue. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I could have killed on.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yeah. It was so good.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
You kind of get so much of a good thing.
You're going to keep the audience wanting more.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Keyesy, that's a secret, brother man, all right, I want
so much more of that.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Yeah, man, Hey, last time, I watched the second half
of the feature document Will and Harper on the old
Netflix of Them, and it's about Will Ferrell who had
a best one of his best friends, very close friends
for over thirty years. They met when both started working
on Saturday Night Live and then when Harper formerly known

(47:18):
as something Else, and it was during COVID he was
in his late fifties. I think he emailed well to say,
I am transitioning to a woman. I've always been a
woman and now I'm going to transition. So then will
Pharaoh said, well, that's great, leets to a cross country
trip because this woman, formerly a man, used to do

(47:41):
that all the time and she was concerned that now
is a trans woman, she wouldn't be safe or you know,
that we would have a bad experience during these during
these trips. And he said, we why don't we going
to find with you people will be sweet because I'm
such a backbone and everybody loves me. Blah blah blah.
We talked about last night, Jason, and the first hour
was a bit slow, bit pedestrial, well, you know, good

(48:04):
but sort of bugging around a bit. And the second
half was really good. And it goes through all the texts,
all the tweets and things, they get cane in them.
As I go through textas had some really horrible experiences.
But I think the great thing about it is it stopped.
It takes a discussion around the trans community and takes
it away from being just some kind of headline, some

(48:26):
kind of news story, and you get to see the
journey of an individual and what that journey has been.
So this is someone who's felt like they're a woman
all their life. Yes, has had two kids, married, all
of that, and it's taken until he was almost sixty,
or taken her until she was sixty to make that

(48:47):
effort and make that change and tell everybody, and now
feels like it is really exposed as a result of
being a woman. Is infinitely more happy as an individual,
but is concerned about what everybody else is going to
say about it and it's none of their business. And
so it's a really great thing to see what the
personal struggle is as opposed to just, you know, the
conversation around transit. It is a what a goddamn hard

(49:09):
thing to do, and if somebody wants to do make
that transition. Look, if you had the choice, you'd probably
just want to be feel like the person you are,
like you are the body you're born into. Right, it's
not like everybody's celebrating you. It's a docco definitely worth watching,
especially if you're a prejudice son of a bitch. Sure, Um, yeah,

(49:32):
what's it called again? Yes, I haven't got back to
that yet.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
I watched a great movie last night called Asphalt City
with the great Sean Penn and another really good young
actner called Ty Sheridan. Yes, and it's basically about two
paramedics who work in the sort of slums of America.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Sean Pen, of course plays the old now cynical.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Paramedics is the reason. Yeah, twenty twenty four, I think, y'all.
And of course Sean Pin's a great actor, and he
plays that role of the sort of cynical.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
But actually very very probably damaged.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
His relationships, but it's a very good paramedic and he
takes this young fellow under his wing and it gets
pretty brutal. It's grim, it ends dramatically. Highly recommended. Four
and a half. As he's out, I.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Watched celebrity Chooser Island, the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
And Kisy The Killers there on the radio hold Archy
Big Show this Wednesday evening. Have you been to The
Killers live Mogi?

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Yeah, I've said them a few times. Yeah, bloody good, good, yeap,
very good. Yeah. Would you recommend it?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Now?

Speaker 4 (50:46):
I went. I liked that you can do what you want.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Hey. Speaking of gigs, have you guys heard of gig
a little No, what's that about. Well, basically, it's this
sort of competition we're running at the moment where you
a sort of crowd cheering. You give us a call
on No. Eight hundred Hodaki and you can win yourself
five hundred bucks to go and see a gig. Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
That's pretty good, bloody oath. Is that the one that's
brought to you by Super Liquor?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
That's the one?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Oh yeah, I have heard of it?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Okay, and then and just think of this fellas, of
course our oasis just announcing two shows in Australia. How
good would that be?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
How good would that?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Tell you?

Speaker 7 (51:20):
What?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Five hundred bucks will get you there and back in
a couple of seconds.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Totally would go some way to exactly it'd probably pay
for your flight.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I think it would just go some way towards the
thousands of dollars you'd need. Regardless, we want to get
New Zealand gig and hard.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
That makes it super Liquor to do as well. So
if you do hear the crowd roaring at some point
while listening to Hodaki, jump straight on your phone. Oh
eight hundred Hodarky, the cash could be yours. It doesn't
matter what type of gig you want to go to?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
As well?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
It says here rock, grunge, punk, folk, funk, ed, m reggae, classic, classical, techno, pomp, shoegazer, pop.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Else, daydream, what else? Blues?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Western country and they never have them separate. You never
have Western music, and we do have country music, don't
you you do?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Which is interesting, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
There's yeah middle herevy middle, new middle dark middle middle.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
So if you hear a crowd roaring what call us
on our eight hundred hodak and you can win five
hundred bucks and what happens, then then you can choose
a gig you want to go.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Jace, what's your favorite genre of tunes?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Probably classical?

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Mike h probably classical?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
What about you, Keasy?

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Probably just rock?

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Oh yeah, pretty cool fellas man.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Hey cheers to super Looking for making.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
The whole act big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Chy.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
What Ada feelers. I'll tell you what. I'm genuinely quite pooped.
Oh yeah, I'm going to go home having homemade chicken
and veg pie tonight.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
That actually sounds good.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. And I had
a choice of either mashed potato and peas or a salad.
What would you guys go with? And that probably, to
be honest with you, Yeah, yeah, mesh.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
With the pie. I'll probably go salad, right because you're
in a real health git with you a beating at
the moment a year. That's why.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
We don't have to do the Texas? Yeah, personal in
my business, So that'll be good. That'll be good stuff,
good time. I'm just making them most of the time
that I've not got, you know, my wife and kiddie.
You know, I should be out and enjoying myself. So
instead of doing that, I'm doing my Texas like a
goddamn loser.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah, good stuff. What delicious healthy meal is your wife
cooking tonight?

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Gizy? You know tonight we are having pork mintce noodles.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
I feel like you just had those.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
We're supposed to have it last night. How was this
coming in a food box or something? What is going on?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
We just like a lot of Asian meals, A lot
of Asian we're eating always have porkmints in them. The
ones that we've been targeting, and this one's a particular
I think it's a Vietnamese one or something.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Actually just on there, and last night I was supposed
to have it.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
We got the mints out of the freeze, edited the
fridge and it expired four days ago and stank.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
The us pretty much the day of shopping was picked up.
That mince went off that day. That's not on but frozen.
That wasn't a fridge.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Yeah, actually you gave me a good idea which I'm
going to try genuinely. What is a portmants and the
chopped up prawns together and that chili oil and a
bit of salad, maybe some cheese good stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Yeah, it's like dumpling wraps. Oh yeah, but in chives, yeah, chives.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
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