August 5, 2024 • 55 mins
On today's show, Jase has a treat for the flellas, Mike's putting the guillotine to the games and Keyzie's back to school.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 3 (00:33):
Maggie Stallion, how's life going pretty grassy? Your mad dog,
your six son of a bee and deer exciting for
another Monday? Man back at it, don't we a Some
of us as say, sure, yeah, shouldered of the wheel.
He totally. Man, I'm stoked about it too to be.
I mean you love it? You had a yeah, I
love show weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I did, thank you man? Yeah, yeah, very good. How
about yourself?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I can't complain? Man, sure afo did hoo'd listen? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hey? Kezy and man Barstard house life.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Get a fella's life's pretty good. That's by the way,
fashion wise have noticed Mogi new t shirt. Ah Kezy
managed to not say anything for about now. Well Done's right?
You have new graphic tea very nice. I still haven't
seen the dire Wolf one.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I wore that today. Actually, I head one at the
gym and you changed it before. Well, I don't wear
something to the gym and then were it to work.
But it's going to come back kezy, I hope. So
are you going to love it? Man?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I just don't want to think that you can't wear
it here at the studio.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You know, I know how much it means to you,
and I will bring it back.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, and Jase, seriously, this is nothing that you should
be offended by. Seriously, Okay, when you walked in today
wearing that jumper you were wearing, Yeah, my granddad wore
a jumper like that every single day.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Actually, it's very much a jumper that farmers wear. And
I'll tell you why I wore that in particular jumper today.
I've run out I didn't get to do any washing
over the weekend, and I've run out of sweatshirts. Oh
my hoodies are diddy.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
So it's a really woolen sort of pole a fleecy thing.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I was cold today, so I thought, you know, I've
been given chip about that jumper before, but I don't care, mate,
I like it. You know it's all good.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
This is good chat. If this is just the start
of the show, how good is it going to get?
I tell you what, It's going to be a messive show.
There is a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I watch sport to cover what is going on with
the bloody worry is good.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
God, we've got.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The big pole coming up and also your chance to
get him the draw for Would you Rather?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
It is the final week of Would you Rather? As well,
So if you want to go to the NRL Grand
Final or Bathist, I suggest you keep your ears peeled
and get ready to call the one hundred Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
In the meantime, He's blank one Night two The.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Holaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Indeed Guns Roses there on the radio Holed Hanky Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time it's twelve minutes past
four o'clock, which means it's time for this.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Pole. Ah beautiful. You know I was watching the old
Olympics over the weekend, man, Yes, and you do sort
of think to yourself that they've filled it up quite
a bit. There's quite a lot of events in there. Sure,
(03:20):
And I think it's okay if you've got a product
like that, but you should always be looking to make improvements,
do you know what I mean? Absolutely? Hey, better never stops.
Man better never stops. I like that, Keysy And I
was just wondering maybe we could improve it by getting
rid of some of the garbage sports, right, and I
think we've got There are a few in there that
(03:40):
I'm just going to question. Now you might be able.
There might be people out there that can change my
mind and say that, no, that's not a garbage but
it's a great sport. But we're going to start doing
this probably every day until the end of the year,
at least the end of the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, sure, which is pretty much the end of the year.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Anyway, We'll see it goes. Are you a favor of
the Olympics? Are antio? I love it? I love the Yeah.
But the first one that I'd like to nominate for
the chopping block for the gallows. Actually the French like
a gallow, don't they yes? Orry, yes, a gey tween
dam drop the head off it? Walking competitive walking? Yeah,
(04:20):
do we need it or not?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Should this w be taken out of the Olympics. Walking
is a question yes.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Or no, yale or nae.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
So what's your vibe on it for actually hearing that?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm a big fan, right, I think it is a
sport that requires massive fitness, it requires massive discipline, it
requires massive concentration.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And you know, when you think about when.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
These guys are walking and women are walking as face
as that, the urge to just run must be so overwhelming.
So it's an indictment on their commitment that they still
stick at it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Kilometer after kilometer after kilometer. And then you look at
the fact that a lot of the walkers actually were
did athletics in other ways but because of injury, actually
couldn't do those sports anymore. So they went to walking
because they went that's competitive, it's an Olympic sport. I
still want to be a part of it. I'm still
determined to succeed and that's what.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I'm going to do it. That's right. So walking is a
good place for the injured and infirmed to continue to compete,
and that's what the Olympics is all about. What do
you reckon kill all of them? Some of them is
what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Well, look, race walking it does take a great amount
of fitness, and I picture it as you know, when
the horses are doing the trotting and they're allowed to gallop.
That's effectively what racewalking is. You have to trot all
the way and some of them massive distances. To fifty
kilometers is the longest one. But the wording and the
way the rule. People have an issue with the sport
because they go I can see their feet of leaving
(05:51):
the ground right, yes, And the rule with racewalking is
your feet must appear to have constant compact contact with
the ground at least one foot at.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Least one foot.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, but that excludes like slow motion cameras and stuff.
So if someone looking at you, can you know, watch
you and think, yeah, yeah, your feed are constantly on
the ground, that's fine. If it's filmed and slowed in
any way, that is not a discussion, that's right.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Can I just add in favor of it's sexy.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, absolutely, mean way they swing their hips like that,
don't mean to be coarse. But no one gets more
ass than than a walker at the Olympics. You know,
once the other athletes find out you're one of those athletes. Absolutely,
But I guess for me, it's faster, stronger, higher, which
is the motto of the Olympics. And for me it's
not faster because if you want to be faster, you
(06:42):
just break it into a run. To me, it looks stupid.
They're embarrassing themselves, right, And I just yeah, I can't
rip my head around it, man, I can't rip my
head around. It's either running or nothing. Right, So you're
is pro.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I think back, it's provided us with some great moments
in sporting history.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Scott Barrett of course, yeah, dog roll, dog roll.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, collapsing dramatically after having a five kilometer lead that time.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Well, he was at the Commonwealth Games I think ninety
eight and he was the world champion at the time.
He had some tremendous success, but ultimately he over did it.
And a big man as well. To be compeling that
normally much a much smaller competitive and there was Scott
bar that was dog roll Barrett.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So courageous man, so courageous believer, everything he had to give.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
And he's never looked better than when he was doing that.
To be fedal totally.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
What do you think, New Zealand. You can vote on
the Hoducky Big Show Instagram story. You can text us
on three four eight three call us an eight hundred.
Hoducky should race Walking be dropped?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Here's Jimmy the Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And Kisey Queens of the Stone Age. There on the
radio Hodaky Big Show. There's Monday Afternoon and here we
are again. Worry is a lordy, Lordy, Lordie, we.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Got our great mate. It's Warrior Charlie Gub on the.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Line and Charlie, I don't know, man, I mean, come on, dude,
I mean far out man, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Charlie?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
The words right out of my mouth.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Brother. It's a it's a tough pool of swallow.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The fellows were protecting thirty point wins. Fifty point wins.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
There was all on. I see. I seduced that it
was a banana skin because you just have a bad
feeling whenever the whenever you got these games come along
where you're planning at someone someone that you absolutely should be,
then that's always the time I have the feeling that
we're going to lose. Charlie, Yeah, same.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I was like, we really we should have pumped them, but.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
You know, Para like them, Aaron, all sorts of themselves
and it's a tough trip to Auckland in front of
a full house and then we come and toss that
shut up. But it's I don't know, it's hard to
put your finger on where it went wrong. I don't
think it was effort, you know, like they just weren't together,
(09:10):
Like they weren't all rolling at the same but they
weren't at their Olympics. They're all going different directions.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, they're rolling out of them, Charlie.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
One thing with the Wise, and it's been quite a
common thing this season is early doors they will be
putting pressure on getting repeat sets, you know, deep enemy territory,
getting six agains, and then they can't quite you know,
finish that by scoring points. And then instantly I think
it was Jack Tungall for the Eels. They did an
awesome backline move, scored in the corner, and then that
(09:40):
was our momentum completely gone for the entire game. Our
attack when we're down to their end, I feel like
our kicking options aren't great and it hasn't help that
we've had different halves and stuff like that, man, But
it just seems like we can't score points at the moment.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
We were on their line for so much and that
first twenty and it was almost like everyone was in
the story of the season. Everyone was just off by
a step so their de could just kind of shuffle
out and had everyone covered.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
And then often we were we played.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Short a lot, lusty, hit short a lot, short, hit
short a lot, but it looked like it was on
at the back, and then we just weren't so resilient
on defense. They came down there and scored, and then
the story of it was just when we did the
goal line drop out, Yeah, and maybe glutts and caught
it and just ran across the field.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And that was had a runner straight up the gaps.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Straight up the guts, And that's like half breaking, you know,
because we've been working so hard to get the tries
on their line and they've been turning up dan and
then we just have one repeats there and they just go.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Straight through that.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
It seemed like we were there, and then as soon
as things started not going our way. To me, it
looked like there's a bit of quit there. The Eels
were rolling straight up the middle of us if you
didn't really see them for the second half of the game.
I think there's a Hecker comms and the haves ares
one in the second half there where they look like
they've never met each other before. They looked drunk, they
crashed into each other. Johnson obviously hasn't been there for
(11:09):
a long time since Round Sex with he's played seven times.
We've lost all seven of those games. Obviously there's a
confidence issue there. The kicks that he messed for points,
we're just absolutely I mean, if you if you need
a sign that the guy has got no confidence, you
have a look at those kicks.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah, no, I agree with you.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
I'm obviously a Sean but it's just it's just not
really working. And yeah, like I'm still obviously still worries,
but we're just fand so what I reckon maybe where
he's loyalty is kind of to Sean has kind of
hurting the rest of the third end, you know, because
(11:49):
they had their moto going with Tomorrow Marda and I
thought he would drop for three injury, but he ended
up running out for the Cup.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Team.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Yeah, Yeah, it's a tough one that we're on different pages.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Like you said, I think they popped a bit of.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
An injury which they didn't talk about, wasn't there, But
they were definitely on different pages, and yeah it was.
They didn't They didn't have an answer when when paramedta
started rolling from But then you see the game's gone
and they start throwing caution to the winds exactly good
cross field cats, and everyone's going, oh.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well was this and this is the thing man, when
we're did and buried this year, when we are no
longer a mathematical chance, you just watch how good we play.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Yeah, that's right. And it's almost like when they don't
have the pressure on them.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
It's they're just cutting teams up.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
But when it actually matters, it runs a stent to Custard.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, and Mike Custard is not what you want when
you're playing in our our footy mate. Hey, Charlie, Mathematically,
if we went four out of four games, we will
come away with thirty points on the table, which might
be enough to get us into the final spot on
the table. How confident you feel about that?
Speaker 7 (13:03):
It's hard to win for in a row like confident
win the next one and you know he's in.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
To stay that game by game oneon we only got
to one three, so let's just let's just won the first.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
One, That's right. I don't I just don't think. I'm
sorry mate.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I was gonna say it's the Sunday against the Dolphins
at four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Oh beautiful. I love a Sunday at four. I will
say that I think the NRL stitched us up because
every other team in the competition gets to play the
Warriors whereas we don't. And I feel like we should
get automatic two points for that, totally. Man.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Charlie, who was your player of the match?
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Mate, Ah, He's had it a couple of times, but
I'm giving it a chance.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
He was. He was everywhere and he was.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
He really did.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Chance to o'clock start who was having two runs per set.
He wasn't given up. He was all around the place
the adjacentever that means. And he is your Porter King
Player of the week. If you're in Wellington you need
a portoloo, make sure you head up uncle Charlie and
he'll see you're right, Thanks, Charlie.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Yeah, hopefully hopefully it's film.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Yeah, same man over it to be honest, Big Show
podcast Radio hole, I would you.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You're just on the n r L Greend Final. Just
give it to Penrith now, shouldn't we? Melbourne is at
the top of the table, Melbourne, well just give it again.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah I did. Just give it to pen without it. Yeah,
you guys are just too good. Don't worry. They lose
so much money though from the television rights, because I
think they've got a contract with all the television companies
actually have to play those games.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, and a certain amount of them have to be
in New Zealand for example, have to be in Australia.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, it's quite a complicated contract. What would you do
about that? I just can it? I mean, I mean,
but they've got the contract. I know.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
There's a lot of admin going on, just in the
lawyers and just no worry about it. A good cam,
your madvicet, how's life?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Very good boys, very good thinking.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Good on you mate?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Did you watch the league over the weekend?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
There? Ah?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yes, yes I did, sadly.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
At what point did you turn it off?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
About half talk? Good on same here actually on half time?
Bang on the money? What do you do for a
cross camp? I'm a chippy, massive, massive backbone. All right,
let's let's put the question to your cam. Would you
rather the NRL Grand Final or Batheist? I said, Frank easy, Well,
let's face it, the Wires aren't going to be in
(15:37):
the finals this year.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I'd love to go to a Grand Fall, but I've
gotta go to beth News.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'm hearing you, and that's four nights before sure, yeah, yeah,
twenty years ago, Greg Murcy last one.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
So yeah, I'm definitely definitely Bathros boys.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
On your cam all the best. I'll chuck you having
a son and studio BC. How he goes god I Ashley?
How's life.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Ashley? Ashley?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Hi Ashley?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I understand? How do yaka? Was it? Nosy?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Mom?
Speaker 7 (16:18):
So hanging with my son that's the.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Biggest backbone, Ashley, that's the biggest BA backbone. Did you
have a good weekend Ashley?
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Yeah, it was awesome, just hanging out with my friends
and just having some food.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I hosted them over at my house.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's lovely.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's really nice, Ashley. You know, our Grand Final or Baptist.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
I have to be Bethist.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
My son is obsessed with cars, and I'd love to
take him and my husband.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
We just give it right now, it's only it's only
you can only have two people. But actually wants to
take your son andrew husband, so that rules her ound it?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
My all right?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Actuley Sun the line and oh Parks Son and Studio B.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
We'll look after you.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Thanks fellows, Thanks follers.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
It's a beautiful little story.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Hey, fellas, would you rather have an incredibly annoying high
pitched voice or a really deep manly voice.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's a tuffy, isn't it. It's a toughykeasy.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
It sure is probably a really high pitched annoying voice
because I like, you know, just getting on people's nerves.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Yeah, yeah, I think a really deep manly voice would
be super annoying though I'd hate that.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Would would you hate that? Would you?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Just say that we get on everyone's nerves and it
would be bad for ratings.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
The Whodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Welcome back to your MASSI bagbones. Hope you're surviving your
Monday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show brought to
you by Night Still got it just had a red ball.
By the way, Fellers gave me a good little pickup. Actually,
(18:21):
I'm all fired up for the favet or six fat up,
cleasey fired up, bad up.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That is so great. I'm so pleased have read balls.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah, especially when Mergi's also on a mess of high
as well.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, but his is a natural high. He's off the darries,
he's back at the gym. He's not off the booze.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
He's going hard man ship.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Whereas you had a run today and you just got
grumpy about it.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
That's not what happened, Jason. I said, I went for
a run today and now I'm just a bit tired
from poop.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
You said you were pooped.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah, it was pooped and it was esthma.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Related, right, okay, the reason, hey, but the fat that
you went for a keezy man?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Can I just say, Jace, you took the words road
out of my mouth than you. It must have been
when he was kissing you. Yeah, I think it might
have been when you're kissing me, Jase.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, the old tongue lashon.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Hey, So big hour ahead on the Big Show, which
is exciting. Another chance for you to go potentially go
to the l Grand Final or badst would you rather
also up?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Next?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Jace goes through these phases of having weird addictions. First
it was cheese balls.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
And you've got that now, haven't you caught the bag keys?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
You've got the cheese ball bug. That's fine. The next
little addiction he had was Nippy's iced coffee.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
You still have that.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
The latest one is sticky date puddings that you get
aren't Betty's Sticky date puddings. You get off the shelf
at your supermarket. You heat them up for thirty seconds
and then you eat them. That is his new addiction.
So I bought us some. We're going to try them.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, with the side dish of cream.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Boys, wow, that it would be the cream will be
with a sponge.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Well yeah, obviously, I'm.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
So excited, fellas so ged up for this.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
The hole Aki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy is indeed Sound Garden.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
They're on the Radio Hodaki Big Show.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I think that people out there know by now that
I'm an addict. I'm prone to addiction, and I have
certain things that tick on my fancy. As you'll know.
Cheese balls was a real big addiction for me. I've
actually been really good with the cheese balls. Actually I
haven't done that for a while. Nippies, ice chop iced coffees.
(20:32):
I still have a major problem with Here you go
with Siggi's, I'll actually cut back quite a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Actually, Mogi, how many how many are having a day
forty um and they're having a go at yourself? Ah,
not so much. I'm not. I'm just not into me anymore. Keesy.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now, my latest addiction comes about because of this. Every night,
when I get home and I have dinner afterwards, I
just crave something sweet.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
And my wife a little while back.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Bought these little sponge is called Aren't Betty's Sponge Caramel Sponge,
and I thought, God, that's a bit random sponge caramel
sticky date sponge. I think it's called Yeah, So I said, oh,
one night, I thought I'll try one of those bastards
because we had some cream as well, and the fowlers
(21:19):
gave me so much jip about it, so I thought,
let them try it on air and see what they think.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Are you guys ready? Yeah, I'm really I'm sort of
on on mine a little bit of a diet at
the moment, because I'm back at the gym. Fair enough,
but I'm happy that I'm happy to dig in for
the sake of science. Just spoonful concern here, Jason, as
this is garbage, and I've got a real concern. But
the vibe that I'm getting from you is it's so good.
(21:46):
It's a real quality product. It's a two peck. I
understand that you buy. Yes, he just headed by how
much does a two peck of one of these sticky
date puddings will cost you? Considering they're about the size
of h a fifteen year old's fist.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yes, okay, to be honest with you, to be honest
with your mogi. My wife bought them, so I don't know,
but I don't think they're expensive. Now Fellers, I don't
want you just to be contrary for the sake of it.
I want you to be honest about how you feel
(22:22):
about it. Have another little have another little dabble there, Keysy.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I can just tell you, just for me personally, it's
not my go It's probably one of the sweetest things
on the planet. Sure, there must be a trillion calories
in that, And I've got a strange aftertaste of metal
in my mouth. I don't know what that is for me.
It's to know, Okay, it's not as bad as I
thought it was going to be.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Well, pugs aren't going to have a little taste there too.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Good on your I'm understanding is for a two pick
of those, a's three bucks. That's what you pay for
three bucks?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, get in there, Peggy.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Can I just say, yeah, you love your sticky stuff
a pegs.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You love yes, sticky staff. Have we got a rapper
for it? Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
So I went and bought these, right, so you're pretendingly
you've brought them in for us, but I was actually
the one that got them. Yes, I couldn't find them.
I was in the frozen section for ages, and then
I asked the ladys. She's like, Nah, those are down
in the regular shelves, so they're not even frozen. They're
not refrigerated, they're just sitting in a shelf. Yes, forever
you hate them for thirty seconds. Yes, there was.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Also.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
One of the reasons I couldn't find them is because
as I walked in, it turns out there was a
giant value bin full of them. They're on special for
three dollars. Wow, I know, right?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
So that quick is that, by the way, was a
woolies I think? Okay?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Can I just say I wish you would thoroughly enjoyed
it like that? It was delicious.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I thought you'd like it.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I actually thought you'd like it too keasy. And my
concern now is because now you have a cheeseball addiction.
You were saying last night, after your wife had gone
to bed, you weighed an entire packet of cheese balls
at ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Did I say that?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You did say that. I don't remember say that. Did
I say that? Yeah, you did say that. I did.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I was watching a documentary about camberdia an ate an
entire bag. It won't be getting an addiction to those though.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Right, Okay. It's very sweet to get addicted to, isn't it.
What's incredible about it is that it's a it's a
it's a food, people are meant to eat it, and
it just sits there on the shelf. You imagine if
you make a putting at home, Jase, how long would
you anticipate that that would last for before it went off?
Day or two day or two Yeah? Sure, this doesn't
expire until mid October. Mid October. What's that three months away?
(24:32):
Mid October twenty twenty five. I reckon you want to
eat two twenty five? I reckon eat it next year.
I reckon never ever ever put this in your body.
If that lasts for fifteen more months, it's not food.
And what you want to.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Do is just time it's and you know, just about
a week before it expires, because then it's at its peak.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It's at its peak.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
So if you'll just excuse me, I'm going to finish
the rest of that off Fowlers in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Oh better muse and excepts, by the way, not news.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Who the hell the Hdiarchy? Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy tune in.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Four on Radio Florence and the Machine there on the
Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon. I'm having a
bit of a sugar rush at the moment, Fellers, after
the Art Betty Sponge and the red Ball, You're on.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Fire Man flopping out his burnt meat patties.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yeah makes me sick. Or that might be the pudding.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I don't know. Yeah, he had a spoonful, Keezy, come
on man.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Two spoons to be honest, I wanted a third, but
I fought the urge. Hey, Fellers, we recently touched on
this about two weeks ago. I've started studying again. Today's
my first first official day of studying. Now, last time
we discussed this, the audience left thinking that I was
studying midwiffery and that special things were going to have
(25:55):
to happen so that my massive honker didn't get in
the way when I was helped delivering a child.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Is that not what you're doing? No, that's not what
I've known. Ah, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (26:03):
I'm studying Maori because my name it's pronounced to My
nana recently passed away. She was Malory. She loved to speak.
It wasn't allowed when she was quite young. Actually it
was forbidden to speak Mary. Yes, verboden to pronounced verboden.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Verboden to speak Maori.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
So I've started, and I was like, you know, I
came away from her tongue and I was like, I've
got to learn how.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You know, I'm a broadcaster. I should do it.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Sure, signed up there and then and put like a
month and a half or a month away is when
the course will start. Because you can pick your own week.
I was like a month to build into it. Today's
my first day. I sat down at my laptop there,
nine am. Class started.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
It's just me. It's one hundred percent online. Sat down.
There were four welcome videos. Watched those and.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Then I was like, right, well that's enough, and instantly
my old habits to do with studying came back. Yes,
and I was like, well, I've watched four videos. They
were about four minutes each. There was quite a lot
of information to sort of take in at once, so
I just closed my lappie there.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Well you're writing notes keazy No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
One, I don't really need to no.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
It was just more about how to run the website
and stuff. Yeah, how to cook or no, it's the
open polytechnic.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I think that's the one that I did last year
when I started doing my uh my journey. How was it?
I honestly mean, I thought I was going to nail it.
I was ended up getting very busy putting it off,
putting it off, putting it off, apologizing and withdrawing yeah okay,
and then yeah the viewers to do it again this year.
It looks like it's going to be next year. Yeah,
being very busy.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Well that's the problem is, and this is the thing
for me, is I haven't been super busy, right.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
No, you haven't been doing anything.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Well, I mean I have a series of things on it.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Maybe if my agent was a bit better, i'd be
flat out, but I'm not.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
At the moment, so I've got time and it takes
apparently it's two hours a day, all right, So from
now on it's like class is going to start at
nine am every day, nine not eight nine, and then
at eleven I'll be done and that's how I'll start
my day each day.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Look, I think it's awesome, keazy, good on you man,
and it just makes it all with. If you're struggling,
just give us a call and I'll help you out,
all right, because I've done the course as well. And
if there's any sort of pitfalls that you've got, then
just let me know.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
All right. Have you done the course there?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, just on that though. Y is it you jump
on like a zoom or something and there's other students
in the class or is it you you've just got
It's on the internet. It's a web base that you
have to go through. It doesn't start at nine o'clock.
That's when you're choosing to do it every day because
one of the hot tips. There were two tips I
took away from the sort of videos I was watching.
(28:34):
The first tip was set a regular time every day
that you do it, and I'm like cool, tip nine
am to eleven that's my class. And the other tip
was don't don't do heaps of study because you burn
yourself out. It was like, you know, studying little bursts,
and that was when I decided to close my laptop
and go, well, that's probably enough. Going a yeah, and
honestly that the desire because I was shocking at wagging.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
When I was at school, I was terrible. Yeah, my
record was horrendous. Even when I was studying, I barely
scraped through and already it's coming back, and it's like,
you don't need to do this, man, go do something else.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I've got. There's this thing that happens to my brain
when I'm trying to teach it something, especially in that
classroom environment. I tried to learn Spanish once and you
just feel your brain on the verge of snapping and
falling out your ear. It's not for me. I don't
know what it is. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
I mean you're always learningson Yeah, well that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You know, you've got to keep an open mind and
the more information that I can get.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I'm like a sponge mogie.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
You are like that aunt Betty's smonge sponge with a
bit of cream around the side.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
You got an expiry date of three months. I just
I just lap it up, man, I lap it up.
What the pudding or the course? Everything? Knowledge?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Right?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Knowledge? Would the knowledge be you the cream? Do you
think in this analogy that we're going with, what's the sponge?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
The sponge is me.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
And you're just and you're just covered and cream, knowledge
and caramel sauce. Jace Kik home Man, thanks man the whole.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Actually Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Isn't it Nirvana there on the radio Honankey Big Show
this Monday afternoon. Don't forget, by the way, to go
to our Instagram page and vote on our big poll today.
Should competitive walking be banned from the Olympics? Yay or nay?
But speaking of gay Paris, let's get into a bit
of Olympic chat and what's going.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
On goals, silver, bronze run, jump, shot, foot throw, hammer, throw, surfing, skateboarding, beach, volleyboard.
What's happening in gay Paris?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
How good?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
So good Fellas and.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Picnic campers and FOI Paras?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
How much you'll give you your head in the last hour, Sami?
Hugely racist?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
A good news.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
My wife's favorite event and is the triathlon. And of
course Hayden Wild competed earlier, which was very exciting, got
to silver. The mixed triathlon gets underway in ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Now, see this is a new edition, isn't I've never
heard of a mixed Triethlon you heard about this, Jesse, Yeah,
it's yeah, so it's a new edition. It's just another
thing that they've chucked in there.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
So I don't know it's new, is it?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I can't say there's new organ says I've never heard
of it. Right, let me just clarify.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
So they both do it the whole course or they
do legs of the course.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Well, the sort of thing that they sorry, Keezy, it's
the sort of thing that they do in charity events, right,
business house, I'll do a business house triathlon. Somebody will
do the run, somebody will do the swim and somebody
will do the bike.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
I don't know if that's the case, and in fact
I do remember this being in the last Olympic Games
because we've only got four athletes competing, Dylan McCulloch, Hayden whild,
Nicole Vander Kay and Ainsley Thorpe.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
So my my feeling would be that they all competed
and then they take their play things to determine the
team score. Right yeah, yeah, I mean I don't imagine
one does this.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
UN's a really good point. Yeah, that's how they do it,
and surely we can, like all of us, especially you JS,
have got computers in front of us, we could google
how it works.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I already have. It's really simple. Really, Each team has
four members, two men and two women. Okay, you know
they all can complete their own mini triathlon the swim
followed by the run, and then that's where the description
runs out. So it doesn't really make a lot of sense.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
Right, Okay, So they compete a shorter triathlon and they
add the top the points up or whatever.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yes, here's a here's a question for your feel.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Do you want me to read out any more stuff
happening tonight in Paris or just.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
There we can get back to that. Okay, let's let's
jump all over the place. Ye, just like Jason's brain
at the moment.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
He's here's a question for yeah, and what sport at
the Olympics? Do men and woman compete in the same event?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
A question? That's great, Jason.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
So if you want to watch the if you want
to see what's the name of our pole vaulter? How
you Eliza McCartney. If you want to see Eliza McCartney
qualify eight she will be in her qualifying stages, which
is very exciting.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Love a bit of pole vaulting.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
See the dude that got his dude called on the pole?
Speaker 5 (33:33):
There teen thirty eight tonight, if you want to see
Simone Biles compete and potentially win a medal.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
And the woman's balance beam. Oh she's American, isn't she. Yeah,
that's right, but she's just one of the greatest we
ever do it?
Speaker 4 (33:45):
So?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Ah? The goat, Yes, you goat mobile. I would I
would stay out till ten thirty to see a goat
on the balance beam?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Do you guys? What do you guys want? The middle Telly? Yes? Please?
Can I what the big show Middle Telly update.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Is it all good if we just do the middle
Telly or when you're jeez? New Zealand has got two
golds bonjour, may we four silvers l a one bronze
(34:28):
name that's worth two astrics? Twostrics? What what's the second astrict?
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Johnny got fourth on the one surfing, so we've got
our second at right, So pretty good.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
New Zealand's currently sitting on seven middles, fifteenth and two
astricts is fifteenth place, key.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Pep population please per.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Kept per population, New Zealand is currently sitting fourth per
capital even medals population of four point eight million. That
is one metal per six hundred and eighty eight thousand people.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
That's pretty good man, that's pretty good, fellas.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
What we should do is throw out a million people,
right yeah, and then it would be even better, would
be in first place. Just get rid of all the
people that can't play sport. I'm hearing you. You two
like me and Jace the elderly Jason, Now, this is MWS.
You can throw to this Simon's MEWS. Now News and
(35:31):
exis the.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt Mike Minogue and Kesy
Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Would you rather.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Any Edmond?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
You want to rattle off there, Kezy.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Someone's just texting here asking what they win again. So
if you choose to go to the Bathurst, it's four
Knights on Mount Panorama, flights and accommodation included, weekend of
your life. Same though, if you choose the nr OL
Grand Final, flights and accommodation, Sydney races on the Saturday,
a cruise of the game on the Sunday.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That sounds pretty good, a joe Ane, sounds really awesome. Yes, indeed,
tell me, Joanne, what do you do for a.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Crust early childhood teacher? And have you been enjoying the Olympics? Joanne?
Speaker 7 (36:22):
Ah, yeah, it's been awesome.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
And was participating, so we were all backing him.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
What's he doing?
Speaker 7 (36:31):
He is uh choosing? So it was Owen Robinson, Ah.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
God, legend, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
All right, let's cut to the chase. Would you rather
the n r L Grand Final or Bathist competition?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Okay, that's in studio being you look after you, Joanna? Okay, awesome,
thank you, thank you, your mad Barsett house.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Life, good, my good, here we go, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Good thanks, Finn. Good yet a good weekend Finn?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Yeah, mate, bloody beautiful.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Any any regrets man?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Oh maybe drinking a bit too much?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
It goes responsibly. Yeah yeah. Pugs were saying the same thing.
He had a big one. He was saying he's got
a big one.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh yeah, of course, always get that mixed up.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Hey, Finn, what do you do for a.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Criss civil construction?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Good stuff, good stuff, all right, Finn. The n r
L Grand Final or.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Batheist have to be wake up, Jason correct.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
And saying it's been all Bathists today.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
It's because the Warriors are out of it now right, Yeah,
whereas they can, they can still win Bathist, so good
choice for mate.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
You're in the drawer.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah that's true, thanks mate.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Hey Jason, ready for this? Would you rather oh yes, Mike, yes?
Would you rather be able to turn invisible or fly?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Fly?
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Just like that? Turn invisible? Definitely? Why? No reason?
Speaker 4 (38:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Why not? Saying why do you want to be invisible? Now?
Your beeswax keezy?
Speaker 5 (38:16):
I feel like Jas wants to perve on people.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
He does that anyway. Yeah, You've always been a sticky beak.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, now listen after sex of course, what's on the
TV with markemin Og Also what's for teen news yealen
with me.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
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in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Hold Ike, welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're getting
through your Monday. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Don't forget me?
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Yes, you with your sugar high and your red bull.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
You speaking of what? Speaking of highs?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Boy boy, you should have seen Mogie when he came
into day. Kezy was beside himself. You see, Mogie's given
up the daries, he's back at the gym, he's hitting
his desiccated chicken and rice, he's not drinking booze and
he was just going off his head when he came in.
And Kezy was fitting about Grumby because of his run.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
That's right. And then and you had a weird because
you had a terrible weekend. Jason H Well, it was
the energy. It was weird. It was like we're getting
to know each other again, wasn't it. It was like we've
been friends for a long time when we'd made love
and it was the first day back at work and
we're sort of like, how was this going to work out? Yes?
And we didn't know how to act around each other,
did we?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
What was like that time when you and I made
love and Hamilton keyesy I was at New Plymouth. Yeah,
sort of wash it together. And then the next morning
we wake up and I was like, oh, awkward coffee, keasy,
you want a coffee?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Totally That's exactly what it was like.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
And if you want to hear a week clip of
this podcast outro of us being weird, here it is
for you.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
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Speaker 5 (40:16):
I've never got to this thing they call the runners,
runners thing where you train enough so that you're actually
just enjoying running. A clip of Kezy and a hot.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Take about running hot take key they call them. What
are the hot takes? Have you got? Save it for
tomorrow's podcast?
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Okay, Lucky, I was about to just come out here,
I know.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Here's here's one hot take, ye Okay.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
I always listen to the podcast out trow at seven
to thirty when it's available for download, and I always
do it by searching Hoducky Big Show.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Good.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
You should just follow it good, follow it, leave a
review and a five star of you and and and
and rating right, and then it will just be in
your feed and you won't have to keep on searching
it every time you si down hot take. I hate that.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
I hate that suggestion. I'd rather search for it every time.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Now listen coming up next, What what's for teen?
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And see where we're at.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
By the end of the year, we got we got
them out in ten secondszys eating What have we got
man on three four eight?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
People are texting in without having for dinner and in exchange,
you're in the drawer for a fifty night and day voucher.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Good a fella's dan here? Oh my god? Number ten? Wow? Yeah,
Dan number ten? Run run run run, run, run, run,
run run run run kick. That's right. Bangers and mash
for tea tonight?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Oh okay, okay?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Sausage Yeah yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Any gravy doesn't say your sauce just texting and sauce?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
What kind like?
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Barbecue?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Not barbecue here? It is barbecue. Man, he's gone down
to my esteem, I reckon. Probably Grant Foxes better than him. There, Sure, Keezy,
what are you having for tea? Having a yocky beef
and pork thing? Beef and porkmant nah?
Speaker 5 (42:57):
That said something that I ordered off one of the
food delivery companies and I was allowed to choose one
of the meals because the other two had to be
healthy ones.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Because we're on a health kick, are you?
Speaker 5 (43:06):
And then I chose the cheesiest pastoriest one.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
I could Does she know that you're in here eating
sticky date?
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Puddings like, Hey, that was for an experiment.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Just on the nookie. By the way, my wife's a
big fan. I hate it so that we constantly have
battles about whether or not to have Noki and I overall.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Yeah, you've got so much money Jackson's anyone ever said that?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Thanks man?
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Good a feelers gear throw here, throw tel ge, throw
tel here. It's like a serial killer anyone as I
hope it's a band. Oh yeah, that's right, it is too.
Last night's casserole casserole?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
What kind that lamb for chicken? What do we go?
It's here lamb beef and chicken. Oh good eating what I.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Find often, Magi with your old cast roles often better
the next.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Day, without a doubt. You know when the same goes
for your boil up. Many many things are like that.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Ah, get a Fella's Harry here, Harry Houdini?
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Where's he being him? From him? For ages? He's dead,
isn't he?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I was trying to think of Harry from the royal family.
Second name, Oh, Harry from Windsor, Prince Harry, Prince Harry, Ah,
Captain Harry.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
It's from Prince Harry. Get a flellers my flatmate's mum
got him a frozen.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Good they fellas.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Now, not not your common man, he's aristocratic.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Hello, there, fellas. My flatmate's mom gott of frozen lasagna.
So he's whipping that in the oven with some garlic bread.
The lazy bastard.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
My god, Harry, I remember telling you guys my wife
bought a pre made It was the most disgusting, foul, keasy,
loving thing you could even imagine.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Love.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Ah, get a Flellers David here?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
What Beckham?
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Yeah, David Beckham?
Speaker 5 (45:01):
Good a Feller's David Beckham here tonight the missus is
cooking up some wicker curry and a few brown phizzies.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Cheers David Beckham. All right, Ah, I never tried it,
so I wouldn't want to poo pillot because it might
be Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Uh, good a Flellers.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Sandra here Pollock? Whoa correct Sandra Bullock, Miss congeniality.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
That's right, don't that it's gross. I've got some beef
red dang. It's been cooking for a few hours now.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
That sounds like, Sandra cheers, always cooking, Dan a bit
of beef rehn dang.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on radio.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Bruce Springsteen Fellers, Yeah, hey good, pretty good man, pretty good.
I never used to like him. I like him now,
you know. It's amazing how we change as we get older.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Totally.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Oh what's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 6 (46:07):
Yeah, good stuff films.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
I feel like you're trying, You're just trying to get
through through it now, Kezy, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah, just yelp ding ding.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Well, I just don't really have time for you to have.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
I had a lovely anecdote about what Bruce springs there,
how we used.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
To be lovers in that? What did you watch? Magie?
Come on hit us. There's a lot of sport on
over the weekend, but I did manage to get in
a little bit of narrative Telly.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
On.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I think it's on Disney, Poor Things, Poor Things. It's
a movie starring Emma Stone. She won the Academy Award
for it. Yes this year, incredible art department. Let me
say the lighting was amazing. Hey can I say beautifully
shot that bad? She's a good actor. I'm a big
(47:05):
fan of Willon Dafoe. I thought Mark Ruffalo was very
funny because I always think he plays a bit of
a sap, and even though I do like him, he
often plays characters that are a little bit sappy. They're
always complaining about something. So it was nice to see
him play something different. But it was kookie as well.
But I just thought it banged on it. It was
two and a half hours long. I've got about an
(47:26):
hour and a half into it. The time was nine o'clock.
I was like, I'd rather be asleep.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Okay, I watched the same movie right and for the
first half an hour my wife and I were like, yes,
this is too mad, this is too crazy and kooky
for me.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
I don't know that I can watch that. It takes
them getting through that.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, that first half hours, like what is this? Then
I actually really enjoyed it. After that point, I know
what you mean. It's kind of whack. And I liked Ruffalo.
Her performance is pretty extraordinary. It would have been a
challenging role to play that one.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
I guess the and we should say what it's about.
It's about It's essentially a Frankenstein movie, with Emma Stone's
character having the her as an adult, having the brain
of a baby put into her head. Her baby. Yeah,
I wasn't going to go into that. Oh and then
we then we and then she has to sort of
(48:26):
grow old within the older body, you know, right, and
willum Defoe's great in that. But an extensive period of
time is spent on her sexual awakening, Yes, like over
an hour, and you just sort of think, well, if
we're running at two minutes twenty, can we sort of
get to the point of that in about ten or
(48:46):
fifteen minutes? Do we have to bang on about it
for a whole hour? And act? You loved it and
it was funny, but it was just like I kind
of got it, man, Like, Okay, she's found six great.
I take your point.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
I take your point, but yeah, in the end, I
enjoyed it. What poor things?
Speaker 3 (49:05):
How many buzzies out of five? Well there was there
was no shortage.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
Is this still our rating or is this just how
many buzzies they were? There was two busies, but I
can't remember how often. So it's sad to.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Say three buzzies out of five?
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Is that you're rating for the movie? I don't think
I can give a rainy because I didn't even finish
watching it. I will eventually finish it back would I
recommend it to the vast majority of people?
Speaker 4 (49:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (49:32):
Would you recommend it to me?
Speaker 4 (49:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
I don't think your wife would like it, right, And
I don't think because it is kind of and it's
deeply sexual at parts, and not that I'm saying that
your wife doesn't like sexuality.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
But I know you guys like the country calendar thing
and there is some animal husbandry though.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yes, oh yeah, we would be into that because we
like country calendar. That's like animals banging, right.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
You would be right into the the whole Archy Big
Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Kesey the Black Keys there on the radio Hodankey Big
Show this Monday afternoon. Now, pretty soon we're off to
Beer Vanner and there's gonna be a lot of fantastic
different beers at Beer Banner as always over three hundred
three hundred, I believe. So what we're going to do
is just focus on little breweries over the coming weeks.
Fellas give them a bit of a plug, as it were,
(50:26):
hit us with the adminum today's brewery there, Keezy, we're
f to find the brewery of the day.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
Did we use that last year? Yeah? Yeah, good here.
It makes sense to use it. It sounded familiar. It's good.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
So beer Vanna twenty third and twenty fourth of August.
We're gonna be down there, Fellas just a few weeks away.
Today we are shining a spotlight on abandoned brewery. And
it's not an abandoned brewery. It's a real brewery, abandon
a band in a brewery, abandoned brewer. Sometimes they might
have bands play there, but it's called abandoned brewery.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
And we're abouts and where about? So they located, Keezy?
Is that an okay question?
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Good question?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
They are located among the cobwebs and the grime and
an old factory in Lower Hut. Oh yeah, where the
remnants of a brewery was left for dead.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah. Well, there's a lot of it's beautiful spoty out there,
very industrial. They got the Griffins factory out there went
for a long time. I haven't heard of the abandoned
one before, but I think, do you reckon Wellington's probably
the king of the brewery. Oh, I'd say so. The
little a lot of them down there to hang on.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
The cool thing about this one is that it is
in a place, as you said, Mike where there were
lots of like abandoned factories and stuff going on. So
they brought this one back to life and it is
now a true micro brewery. Would never say dieing attitude
and deep belief in the craft and arsenal of ideas
and calm amongst the chaos.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Sounds very very Wellington to me, it does, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
And this is the great thing about one because they
say Wennington's a sort of coffee capital, little boutique coffee places,
you know, just just Kiwis and general Keezy. They love
their boutiquies, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Fellows, Yeah, yeah, and they've got a tap room out
there as well. Oh wow, here, I'm just on the website.
I tell you what, Man, it looks awesome. I'm going
to get into I'm going to get involved in.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
That abandoned brewery. Mate is going to get involved that.
You should to come along to Beervana twenty third, twenty
fourth of August, down Wellington at sky Stadium.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
We'll see you there and you can take says. Closed
today and tomorrow, but it's open from Tuesday to Sunday.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
Okay, so that closed Monday.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
Monday, Tuesday. They're having a couple of days off Wednesday
to Sunday. Yeah, they're back into it. Yeah, right backbone
the whole.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Uckey b Show Weddays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Well there you get your man, Boss. That's your Monday done.
Undas at your plans for tonight, Magie?
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Not too sure, Actually not too sure. I like a
Monday go home. I might watch something. Maybe you'll finish
watching Poor Things, but I doubt it. Sure, I do
need to find another TV show. And in fact, I'd
like to talk to you guys about a show on Disney.
Have you got Disney, Jason, have you got Disney? Keysie's
got Disney as well, guys. And there's a show on
there called Mister in Between. And what I'd like to
(53:33):
do is for all of us to watch two episodes
a night and then we can report on it the
next day. It would be my top three TV shows
of all time. Which one's that Mister in Between? Who's
in it? Nobody? It's an Australian show and it's about
a hit man, but it's very grounded in reality and
(53:53):
it is just amazing sort of that as the guys
that brought you Animal Kingdom and that sort of stuff.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (53:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
That film?
Speaker 4 (54:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (54:00):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (54:01):
I just messaged my wife. I said, tonight, we're going
to watch the first episode of Talkback. Oh and what
I want to do because I've seen them all, But
what I want to do is watch it with her. Yeah,
because the other day, Mike, you told me that you
and your wife watched one of my favorite shows and
she slammed it. Oh yeah, Colin from accounts on TV
ens Plus. So I watch it with my make it no, No,
I know, but I was very emotionally invested in her
(54:22):
and it was evacerated by your wife and so and
then you face to that night, I know, and she
continued to just kick pick it.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
And so.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
We're going to watch it together. To be fair, I
enjoy it. I will see if Lucy likes that an
old report well.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
And to be fair, I don't think it warms up
to the thirty episodes. I don't want to hear anything
until after starting from the first ear. Jason, what are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (54:46):
I'm off filming tonight, Fell and Helensville eleven eleven pm,
call time two am.
Speaker 8 (54:55):
RAP.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
I'm stoked and looking forward to it. What are you filming.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I can't tell you so, so it'll be Sleepy Jay tomorrow,
Sleepy Jay comin, see you later.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:33):
Maggie Stallion, how's life going pretty grassy? Your mad dog,
your six son of a bee and deer exciting for
another Monday? Man back at it, don't we a Some
of us as say, sure, yeah, shouldered of the wheel.
He totally. Man, I'm stoked about it too to be.
I mean you love it? You had a yeah, I
love show weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I did, thank you man? Yeah, yeah, very good. How
about yourself?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I can't complain? Man, sure afo did hoo'd listen? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hey? Kezy and man Barstard house life.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Get a fella's life's pretty good. That's by the way,
fashion wise have noticed Mogi new t shirt. Ah Kezy
managed to not say anything for about now. Well Done's right?
You have new graphic tea very nice. I still haven't
seen the dire Wolf one.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I wore that today. Actually, I head one at the
gym and you changed it before. Well, I don't wear
something to the gym and then were it to work.
But it's going to come back kezy, I hope. So
are you going to love it? Man?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I just don't want to think that you can't wear
it here at the studio.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You know, I know how much it means to you,
and I will bring it back.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, and Jase, seriously, this is nothing that you should
be offended by. Seriously, Okay, when you walked in today
wearing that jumper you were wearing, Yeah, my granddad wore
a jumper like that every single day.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Actually, it's very much a jumper that farmers wear. And
I'll tell you why I wore that in particular jumper today.
I've run out I didn't get to do any washing
over the weekend, and I've run out of sweatshirts. Oh
my hoodies are diddy.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
So it's a really woolen sort of pole a fleecy thing.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I was cold today, so I thought, you know, I've
been given chip about that jumper before, but I don't care, mate,
I like it. You know it's all good.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
This is good chat. If this is just the start
of the show, how good is it going to get?
I tell you what, It's going to be a messive show.
There is a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I watch sport to cover what is going on with
the bloody worry is good.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
God, we've got.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The big pole coming up and also your chance to
get him the draw for Would you Rather?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
It is the final week of Would you Rather? As well,
So if you want to go to the NRL Grand
Final or Bathist, I suggest you keep your ears peeled
and get ready to call the one hundred Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
In the meantime, He's blank one Night two The.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Holaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Indeed Guns Roses there on the radio Holed Hanky Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time it's twelve minutes past
four o'clock, which means it's time for this.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Pole. Ah beautiful. You know I was watching the old
Olympics over the weekend, man, Yes, and you do sort
of think to yourself that they've filled it up quite
a bit. There's quite a lot of events in there. Sure,
(03:20):
And I think it's okay if you've got a product
like that, but you should always be looking to make improvements,
do you know what I mean? Absolutely? Hey, better never stops.
Man better never stops. I like that, Keysy And I
was just wondering maybe we could improve it by getting
rid of some of the garbage sports, right, and I
think we've got There are a few in there that
(03:40):
I'm just going to question. Now you might be able.
There might be people out there that can change my
mind and say that, no, that's not a garbage but
it's a great sport. But we're going to start doing
this probably every day until the end of the year,
at least the end of the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, sure, which is pretty much the end of the year.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Anyway, We'll see it goes. Are you a favor of
the Olympics? Are antio? I love it? I love the Yeah.
But the first one that I'd like to nominate for
the chopping block for the gallows. Actually the French like
a gallow, don't they yes? Orry, yes, a gey tween
dam drop the head off it? Walking competitive walking? Yeah,
(04:20):
do we need it or not?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Should this w be taken out of the Olympics. Walking
is a question yes.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Or no, yale or nae.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
So what's your vibe on it for actually hearing that?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm a big fan, right, I think it is a
sport that requires massive fitness, it requires massive discipline, it
requires massive concentration.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And you know, when you think about when.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
These guys are walking and women are walking as face
as that, the urge to just run must be so overwhelming.
So it's an indictment on their commitment that they still
stick at it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Kilometer after kilometer after kilometer. And then you look at
the fact that a lot of the walkers actually were
did athletics in other ways but because of injury, actually
couldn't do those sports anymore. So they went to walking
because they went that's competitive, it's an Olympic sport. I
still want to be a part of it. I'm still
determined to succeed and that's what.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I'm going to do it. That's right. So walking is a
good place for the injured and infirmed to continue to compete,
and that's what the Olympics is all about. What do
you reckon kill all of them? Some of them is
what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Well, look, race walking it does take a great amount
of fitness, and I picture it as you know, when
the horses are doing the trotting and they're allowed to gallop.
That's effectively what racewalking is. You have to trot all
the way and some of them massive distances. To fifty
kilometers is the longest one. But the wording and the
way the rule. People have an issue with the sport
because they go I can see their feet of leaving
(05:51):
the ground right, yes, And the rule with racewalking is
your feet must appear to have constant compact contact with
the ground at least one foot at.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Least one foot.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, but that excludes like slow motion cameras and stuff.
So if someone looking at you, can you know, watch
you and think, yeah, yeah, your feed are constantly on
the ground, that's fine. If it's filmed and slowed in
any way, that is not a discussion, that's right.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Can I just add in favor of it's sexy.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, absolutely, mean way they swing their hips like that,
don't mean to be coarse. But no one gets more
ass than than a walker at the Olympics. You know,
once the other athletes find out you're one of those athletes. Absolutely,
But I guess for me, it's faster, stronger, higher, which
is the motto of the Olympics. And for me it's
not faster because if you want to be faster, you
(06:42):
just break it into a run. To me, it looks stupid.
They're embarrassing themselves, right, And I just yeah, I can't
rip my head around it, man, I can't rip my
head around. It's either running or nothing. Right, So you're
is pro.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I think back, it's provided us with some great moments
in sporting history.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Scott Barrett of course, yeah, dog roll, dog roll.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, collapsing dramatically after having a five kilometer lead that time.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Well, he was at the Commonwealth Games I think ninety
eight and he was the world champion at the time.
He had some tremendous success, but ultimately he over did it.
And a big man as well. To be compeling that
normally much a much smaller competitive and there was Scott
bar that was dog roll Barrett.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So courageous man, so courageous believer, everything he had to give.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
And he's never looked better than when he was doing that.
To be fedal totally.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
What do you think, New Zealand. You can vote on
the Hoducky Big Show Instagram story. You can text us
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Hoducky should race Walking be dropped?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Here's Jimmy the Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And Kisey Queens of the Stone Age. There on the
radio Hodaky Big Show. There's Monday Afternoon and here we
are again. Worry is a lordy, Lordy, Lordie, we.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Got our great mate. It's Warrior Charlie Gub on the.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Line and Charlie, I don't know, man, I mean, come on, dude,
I mean far out man, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Charlie?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
The words right out of my mouth.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Brother. It's a it's a tough pool of swallow.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The fellows were protecting thirty point wins. Fifty point wins.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
There was all on. I see. I seduced that it
was a banana skin because you just have a bad
feeling whenever the whenever you got these games come along
where you're planning at someone someone that you absolutely should be,
then that's always the time I have the feeling that
we're going to lose. Charlie, Yeah, same.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I was like, we really we should have pumped them, but.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
You know, Para like them, Aaron, all sorts of themselves
and it's a tough trip to Auckland in front of
a full house and then we come and toss that
shut up. But it's I don't know, it's hard to
put your finger on where it went wrong. I don't
think it was effort, you know, like they just weren't together,
(09:10):
Like they weren't all rolling at the same but they
weren't at their Olympics. They're all going different directions.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, they're rolling out of them, Charlie.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
One thing with the Wise, and it's been quite a
common thing this season is early doors they will be
putting pressure on getting repeat sets, you know, deep enemy territory,
getting six agains, and then they can't quite you know,
finish that by scoring points. And then instantly I think
it was Jack Tungall for the Eels. They did an
awesome backline move, scored in the corner, and then that
(09:40):
was our momentum completely gone for the entire game. Our
attack when we're down to their end, I feel like
our kicking options aren't great and it hasn't help that
we've had different halves and stuff like that, man, But
it just seems like we can't score points at the moment.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
We were on their line for so much and that
first twenty and it was almost like everyone was in
the story of the season. Everyone was just off by
a step so their de could just kind of shuffle
out and had everyone covered.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
And then often we were we played.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Short a lot, lusty, hit short a lot, short, hit
short a lot, but it looked like it was on
at the back, and then we just weren't so resilient
on defense. They came down there and scored, and then
the story of it was just when we did the
goal line drop out, Yeah, and maybe glutts and caught
it and just ran across the field.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And that was had a runner straight up the gaps.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Straight up the guts, And that's like half breaking, you know,
because we've been working so hard to get the tries
on their line and they've been turning up dan and
then we just have one repeats there and they just go.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Straight through that.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
It seemed like we were there, and then as soon
as things started not going our way. To me, it
looked like there's a bit of quit there. The Eels
were rolling straight up the middle of us if you
didn't really see them for the second half of the game.
I think there's a Hecker comms and the haves ares
one in the second half there where they look like
they've never met each other before. They looked drunk, they
crashed into each other. Johnson obviously hasn't been there for
(11:09):
a long time since Round Sex with he's played seven times.
We've lost all seven of those games. Obviously there's a
confidence issue there. The kicks that he messed for points,
we're just absolutely I mean, if you if you need
a sign that the guy has got no confidence, you
have a look at those kicks.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah, no, I agree with you.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
I'm obviously a Sean but it's just it's just not
really working. And yeah, like I'm still obviously still worries,
but we're just fand so what I reckon maybe where
he's loyalty is kind of to Sean has kind of
hurting the rest of the third end, you know, because
(11:49):
they had their moto going with Tomorrow Marda and I
thought he would drop for three injury, but he ended
up running out for the Cup.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Team.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Yeah, Yeah, it's a tough one that we're on different pages.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Like you said, I think they popped a bit of.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
An injury which they didn't talk about, wasn't there, But
they were definitely on different pages, and yeah it was.
They didn't They didn't have an answer when when paramedta
started rolling from But then you see the game's gone
and they start throwing caution to the winds exactly good
cross field cats, and everyone's going, oh.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well was this and this is the thing man, when
we're did and buried this year, when we are no
longer a mathematical chance, you just watch how good we play.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Yeah, that's right. And it's almost like when they don't
have the pressure on them.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
It's they're just cutting teams up.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
But when it actually matters, it runs a stent to Custard.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, and Mike Custard is not what you want when
you're playing in our our footy mate. Hey, Charlie, Mathematically,
if we went four out of four games, we will
come away with thirty points on the table, which might
be enough to get us into the final spot on
the table. How confident you feel about that?
Speaker 7 (13:03):
It's hard to win for in a row like confident
win the next one and you know he's in.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
To stay that game by game oneon we only got
to one three, so let's just let's just won the first.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
One, That's right. I don't I just don't think. I'm
sorry mate.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I was gonna say it's the Sunday against the Dolphins
at four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Oh beautiful. I love a Sunday at four. I will
say that I think the NRL stitched us up because
every other team in the competition gets to play the
Warriors whereas we don't. And I feel like we should
get automatic two points for that, totally. Man.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Charlie, who was your player of the match?
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Mate, Ah, He's had it a couple of times, but
I'm giving it a chance.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
He was. He was everywhere and he was.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
He really did.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Chance to o'clock start who was having two runs per set.
He wasn't given up. He was all around the place
the adjacentever that means. And he is your Porter King
Player of the week. If you're in Wellington you need
a portoloo, make sure you head up uncle Charlie and
he'll see you're right, Thanks, Charlie.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Yeah, hopefully hopefully it's film.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Yeah, same man over it to be honest, Big Show
podcast Radio hole, I would you.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You're just on the n r L Greend Final. Just
give it to Penrith now, shouldn't we? Melbourne is at
the top of the table, Melbourne, well just give it again.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah I did. Just give it to pen without it. Yeah,
you guys are just too good. Don't worry. They lose
so much money though from the television rights, because I
think they've got a contract with all the television companies
actually have to play those games.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, and a certain amount of them have to be
in New Zealand for example, have to be in Australia.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, it's quite a complicated contract. What would you do
about that? I just can it? I mean, I mean,
but they've got the contract. I know.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
There's a lot of admin going on, just in the
lawyers and just no worry about it. A good cam,
your madvicet, how's life?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Very good boys, very good thinking.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Good on you mate?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Did you watch the league over the weekend?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
There? Ah?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yes, yes I did, sadly.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
At what point did you turn it off?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
About half talk? Good on same here actually on half time?
Bang on the money? What do you do for a
cross camp? I'm a chippy, massive, massive backbone. All right,
let's let's put the question to your cam. Would you
rather the NRL Grand Final or Batheist? I said, Frank easy, Well,
let's face it, the Wires aren't going to be in
(15:37):
the finals this year.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I'd love to go to a Grand Fall, but I've
gotta go to beth News.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'm hearing you, and that's four nights before sure, yeah, yeah,
twenty years ago, Greg Murcy last one.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
So yeah, I'm definitely definitely Bathros boys.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
On your cam all the best. I'll chuck you having
a son and studio BC. How he goes god I Ashley?
How's life.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Ashley? Ashley?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Hi Ashley?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I understand? How do yaka? Was it? Nosy?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Mom?
Speaker 7 (16:18):
So hanging with my son that's the.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Biggest backbone, Ashley, that's the biggest BA backbone. Did you
have a good weekend Ashley?
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Yeah, it was awesome, just hanging out with my friends
and just having some food.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I hosted them over at my house.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's lovely.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's really nice, Ashley. You know, our Grand Final or Baptist.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
I have to be Bethist.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
My son is obsessed with cars, and I'd love to
take him and my husband.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
We just give it right now, it's only it's only
you can only have two people. But actually wants to
take your son andrew husband, so that rules her ound it?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
My all right?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Actuley Sun the line and oh Parks Son and Studio B.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
We'll look after you.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Thanks fellows, Thanks follers.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
It's a beautiful little story.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Hey, fellas, would you rather have an incredibly annoying high
pitched voice or a really deep manly voice.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's a tuffy, isn't it. It's a toughykeasy.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
It sure is probably a really high pitched annoying voice
because I like, you know, just getting on people's nerves.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Yeah, yeah, I think a really deep manly voice would
be super annoying though I'd hate that.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Would would you hate that? Would you?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Just say that we get on everyone's nerves and it
would be bad for ratings.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
The Whodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Welcome back to your MASSI bagbones. Hope you're surviving your
Monday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show brought to
you by Night Still got it just had a red ball.
By the way, Fellers gave me a good little pickup. Actually,
(18:21):
I'm all fired up for the favet or six fat up,
cleasey fired up, bad up.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That is so great. I'm so pleased have read balls.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah, especially when Mergi's also on a mess of high
as well.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, but his is a natural high. He's off the darries,
he's back at the gym. He's not off the booze.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
He's going hard man ship.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Whereas you had a run today and you just got
grumpy about it.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
That's not what happened, Jason. I said, I went for
a run today and now I'm just a bit tired
from poop.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
You said you were pooped.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah, it was pooped and it was esthma.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Related, right, okay, the reason, hey, but the fat that
you went for a keezy man?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Can I just say, Jace, you took the words road
out of my mouth than you. It must have been
when he was kissing you. Yeah, I think it might
have been when you're kissing me, Jase.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, the old tongue lashon.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Hey, So big hour ahead on the Big Show, which
is exciting. Another chance for you to go potentially go
to the l Grand Final or badst would you rather
also up?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Next?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Jace goes through these phases of having weird addictions. First
it was cheese balls.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
And you've got that now, haven't you caught the bag keys?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
You've got the cheese ball bug. That's fine. The next
little addiction he had was Nippy's iced coffee.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
You still have that.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
The latest one is sticky date puddings that you get
aren't Betty's Sticky date puddings. You get off the shelf
at your supermarket. You heat them up for thirty seconds
and then you eat them. That is his new addiction.
So I bought us some. We're going to try them.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, with the side dish of cream.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Boys, wow, that it would be the cream will be
with a sponge.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Well yeah, obviously, I'm.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
So excited, fellas so ged up for this.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
The hole Aki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy is indeed Sound Garden.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
They're on the Radio Hodaki Big Show.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I think that people out there know by now that
I'm an addict. I'm prone to addiction, and I have
certain things that tick on my fancy. As you'll know.
Cheese balls was a real big addiction for me. I've
actually been really good with the cheese balls. Actually I
haven't done that for a while. Nippies, ice chop iced coffees.
(20:32):
I still have a major problem with Here you go
with Siggi's, I'll actually cut back quite a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Actually, Mogi, how many how many are having a day
forty um and they're having a go at yourself? Ah,
not so much. I'm not. I'm just not into me anymore. Keesy.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now, my latest addiction comes about because of this. Every night,
when I get home and I have dinner afterwards, I
just crave something sweet.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
And my wife a little while back.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Bought these little sponge is called Aren't Betty's Sponge Caramel Sponge,
and I thought, God, that's a bit random sponge caramel
sticky date sponge. I think it's called Yeah, So I said, oh,
one night, I thought I'll try one of those bastards
because we had some cream as well, and the fowlers
(21:19):
gave me so much jip about it, so I thought,
let them try it on air and see what they think.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Are you guys ready? Yeah, I'm really I'm sort of
on on mine a little bit of a diet at
the moment, because I'm back at the gym. Fair enough,
but I'm happy that I'm happy to dig in for
the sake of science. Just spoonful concern here, Jason, as
this is garbage, and I've got a real concern. But
the vibe that I'm getting from you is it's so good.
(21:46):
It's a real quality product. It's a two peck. I
understand that you buy. Yes, he just headed by how
much does a two peck of one of these sticky
date puddings will cost you? Considering they're about the size
of h a fifteen year old's fist.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yes, okay, to be honest with you, to be honest
with your mogi. My wife bought them, so I don't know,
but I don't think they're expensive. Now Fellers, I don't
want you just to be contrary for the sake of it.
I want you to be honest about how you feel
(22:22):
about it. Have another little have another little dabble there, Keysy.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I can just tell you, just for me personally, it's
not my go It's probably one of the sweetest things
on the planet. Sure, there must be a trillion calories
in that, And I've got a strange aftertaste of metal
in my mouth. I don't know what that is for me.
It's to know, Okay, it's not as bad as I
thought it was going to be.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Well, pugs aren't going to have a little taste there too.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Good on your I'm understanding is for a two pick
of those, a's three bucks. That's what you pay for
three bucks?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, get in there, Peggy.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Can I just say, yeah, you love your sticky stuff
a pegs.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You love yes, sticky staff. Have we got a rapper
for it? Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
So I went and bought these, right, so you're pretendingly
you've brought them in for us, but I was actually
the one that got them. Yes, I couldn't find them.
I was in the frozen section for ages, and then
I asked the ladys. She's like, Nah, those are down
in the regular shelves, so they're not even frozen. They're
not refrigerated, they're just sitting in a shelf. Yes, forever
you hate them for thirty seconds. Yes, there was.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Also.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
One of the reasons I couldn't find them is because
as I walked in, it turns out there was a
giant value bin full of them. They're on special for
three dollars. Wow, I know, right?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
So that quick is that, by the way, was a
woolies I think? Okay?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Can I just say I wish you would thoroughly enjoyed
it like that? It was delicious.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I thought you'd like it.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I actually thought you'd like it too keasy. And my
concern now is because now you have a cheeseball addiction.
You were saying last night, after your wife had gone
to bed, you weighed an entire packet of cheese balls
at ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Did I say that?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You did say that. I don't remember say that. Did
I say that? Yeah, you did say that. I did.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I was watching a documentary about camberdia an ate an
entire bag. It won't be getting an addiction to those though.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Right, Okay. It's very sweet to get addicted to, isn't it.
What's incredible about it is that it's a it's a
it's a food, people are meant to eat it, and
it just sits there on the shelf. You imagine if
you make a putting at home, Jase, how long would
you anticipate that that would last for before it went off?
Day or two day or two Yeah? Sure, this doesn't
expire until mid October. Mid October. What's that three months away?
(24:32):
Mid October twenty twenty five. I reckon you want to
eat two twenty five? I reckon eat it next year.
I reckon never ever ever put this in your body.
If that lasts for fifteen more months, it's not food.
And what you want to.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Do is just time it's and you know, just about
a week before it expires, because then it's at its peak.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It's at its peak.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
So if you'll just excuse me, I'm going to finish
the rest of that off Fowlers in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Oh better muse and excepts, by the way, not news.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Who the hell the Hdiarchy? Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy tune in.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Four on Radio Florence and the Machine there on the
Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon. I'm having a
bit of a sugar rush at the moment, Fellers, after
the Art Betty Sponge and the red Ball, You're on.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Fire Man flopping out his burnt meat patties.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yeah makes me sick. Or that might be the pudding.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I don't know. Yeah, he had a spoonful, Keezy, come
on man.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Two spoons to be honest, I wanted a third, but
I fought the urge. Hey, Fellers, we recently touched on
this about two weeks ago. I've started studying again. Today's
my first first official day of studying. Now, last time
we discussed this, the audience left thinking that I was
studying midwiffery and that special things were going to have
(25:55):
to happen so that my massive honker didn't get in
the way when I was helped delivering a child.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Is that not what you're doing? No, that's not what
I've known. Ah, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (26:03):
I'm studying Maori because my name it's pronounced to My
nana recently passed away. She was Malory. She loved to speak.
It wasn't allowed when she was quite young. Actually it
was forbidden to speak Mary. Yes, verboden to pronounced verboden.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Verboden to speak Maori.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
So I've started, and I was like, you know, I
came away from her tongue and I was like, I've
got to learn how.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You know, I'm a broadcaster. I should do it.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Sure, signed up there and then and put like a
month and a half or a month away is when
the course will start. Because you can pick your own week.
I was like a month to build into it. Today's
my first day. I sat down at my laptop there,
nine am. Class started.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
It's just me. It's one hundred percent online. Sat down.
There were four welcome videos. Watched those and.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Then I was like, right, well that's enough, and instantly
my old habits to do with studying came back. Yes,
and I was like, well, I've watched four videos. They
were about four minutes each. There was quite a lot
of information to sort of take in at once, so
I just closed my lappie there.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Well you're writing notes keazy No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
One, I don't really need to no.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
It was just more about how to run the website
and stuff. Yeah, how to cook or no, it's the
open polytechnic.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I think that's the one that I did last year
when I started doing my uh my journey. How was it?
I honestly mean, I thought I was going to nail it.
I was ended up getting very busy putting it off,
putting it off, putting it off, apologizing and withdrawing yeah okay,
and then yeah the viewers to do it again this year.
It looks like it's going to be next year. Yeah,
being very busy.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Well that's the problem is, and this is the thing
for me, is I haven't been super busy, right.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
No, you haven't been doing anything.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Well, I mean I have a series of things on it.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Maybe if my agent was a bit better, i'd be
flat out, but I'm not.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
At the moment, so I've got time and it takes
apparently it's two hours a day, all right, So from
now on it's like class is going to start at
nine am every day, nine not eight nine, and then
at eleven I'll be done and that's how I'll start
my day each day.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Look, I think it's awesome, keazy, good on you man,
and it just makes it all with. If you're struggling,
just give us a call and I'll help you out,
all right, because I've done the course as well. And
if there's any sort of pitfalls that you've got, then
just let me know.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
All right. Have you done the course there?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, just on that though. Y is it you jump
on like a zoom or something and there's other students
in the class or is it you you've just got
It's on the internet. It's a web base that you
have to go through. It doesn't start at nine o'clock.
That's when you're choosing to do it every day because
one of the hot tips. There were two tips I
took away from the sort of videos I was watching.
(28:34):
The first tip was set a regular time every day
that you do it, and I'm like cool, tip nine
am to eleven that's my class. And the other tip
was don't don't do heaps of study because you burn
yourself out. It was like, you know, studying little bursts,
and that was when I decided to close my laptop
and go, well, that's probably enough. Going a yeah, and
honestly that the desire because I was shocking at wagging.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
When I was at school, I was terrible. Yeah, my
record was horrendous. Even when I was studying, I barely
scraped through and already it's coming back, and it's like,
you don't need to do this, man, go do something else.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I've got. There's this thing that happens to my brain
when I'm trying to teach it something, especially in that
classroom environment. I tried to learn Spanish once and you
just feel your brain on the verge of snapping and
falling out your ear. It's not for me. I don't
know what it is. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
I mean you're always learningson Yeah, well that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You know, you've got to keep an open mind and
the more information that I can get.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I'm like a sponge mogie.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
You are like that aunt Betty's smonge sponge with a
bit of cream around the side.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
You got an expiry date of three months. I just
I just lap it up, man, I lap it up.
What the pudding or the course? Everything? Knowledge?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Right?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Knowledge? Would the knowledge be you the cream? Do you
think in this analogy that we're going with, what's the sponge?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
The sponge is me.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
And you're just and you're just covered and cream, knowledge
and caramel sauce. Jace Kik home Man, thanks man the whole.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Actually Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Isn't it Nirvana there on the radio Honankey Big Show
this Monday afternoon. Don't forget, by the way, to go
to our Instagram page and vote on our big poll today.
Should competitive walking be banned from the Olympics? Yay or nay?
But speaking of gay Paris, let's get into a bit
of Olympic chat and what's going.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
On goals, silver, bronze run, jump, shot, foot throw, hammer, throw, surfing, skateboarding, beach, volleyboard.
What's happening in gay Paris?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
How good?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
So good Fellas and.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Picnic campers and FOI Paras?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
How much you'll give you your head in the last hour, Sami?
Hugely racist?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
A good news.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
My wife's favorite event and is the triathlon. And of
course Hayden Wild competed earlier, which was very exciting, got
to silver. The mixed triathlon gets underway in ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Now, see this is a new edition, isn't I've never
heard of a mixed Triethlon you heard about this, Jesse, Yeah,
it's yeah, so it's a new edition. It's just another
thing that they've chucked in there.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
So I don't know it's new, is it?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I can't say there's new organ says I've never heard
of it. Right, let me just clarify.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
So they both do it the whole course or they
do legs of the course.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Well, the sort of thing that they sorry, Keezy, it's
the sort of thing that they do in charity events, right,
business house, I'll do a business house triathlon. Somebody will
do the run, somebody will do the swim and somebody
will do the bike.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
I don't know if that's the case, and in fact
I do remember this being in the last Olympic Games
because we've only got four athletes competing, Dylan McCulloch, Hayden whild,
Nicole Vander Kay and Ainsley Thorpe.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
So my my feeling would be that they all competed
and then they take their play things to determine the
team score. Right yeah, yeah, I mean I don't imagine
one does this.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
UN's a really good point. Yeah, that's how they do it,
and surely we can, like all of us, especially you JS,
have got computers in front of us, we could google
how it works.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I already have. It's really simple. Really, Each team has
four members, two men and two women. Okay, you know
they all can complete their own mini triathlon the swim
followed by the run, and then that's where the description
runs out. So it doesn't really make a lot of sense.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
Right, Okay, So they compete a shorter triathlon and they
add the top the points up or whatever.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yes, here's a here's a question for your feel.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Do you want me to read out any more stuff
happening tonight in Paris or just.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
There we can get back to that. Okay, let's let's
jump all over the place. Ye, just like Jason's brain
at the moment.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
He's here's a question for yeah, and what sport at
the Olympics? Do men and woman compete in the same event?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
A question? That's great, Jason.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
So if you want to watch the if you want
to see what's the name of our pole vaulter? How
you Eliza McCartney. If you want to see Eliza McCartney
qualify eight she will be in her qualifying stages, which
is very exciting.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Love a bit of pole vaulting.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
See the dude that got his dude called on the pole?
Speaker 5 (33:33):
There teen thirty eight tonight, if you want to see
Simone Biles compete and potentially win a medal.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
And the woman's balance beam. Oh she's American, isn't she. Yeah,
that's right, but she's just one of the greatest we
ever do it?
Speaker 4 (33:45):
So?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Ah? The goat, Yes, you goat mobile. I would I
would stay out till ten thirty to see a goat
on the balance beam?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Do you guys? What do you guys want? The middle Telly? Yes? Please?
Can I what the big show Middle Telly update.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Is it all good if we just do the middle
Telly or when you're jeez? New Zealand has got two
golds bonjour, may we four silvers l a one bronze
(34:28):
name that's worth two astrics? Twostrics? What what's the second astrict?
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Johnny got fourth on the one surfing, so we've got
our second at right, So pretty good.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
New Zealand's currently sitting on seven middles, fifteenth and two
astricts is fifteenth place, key.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Pep population please per.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Kept per population, New Zealand is currently sitting fourth per
capital even medals population of four point eight million. That
is one metal per six hundred and eighty eight thousand people.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
That's pretty good man, that's pretty good, fellas.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
What we should do is throw out a million people,
right yeah, and then it would be even better, would
be in first place. Just get rid of all the
people that can't play sport. I'm hearing you. You two
like me and Jace the elderly Jason, Now, this is MWS.
You can throw to this Simon's MEWS. Now News and
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exis the.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt Mike Minogue and Kesy
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Speaker 5 (35:41):
Would you rather.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Any Edmond?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
You want to rattle off there, Kezy.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Someone's just texting here asking what they win again. So
if you choose to go to the Bathurst, it's four
Knights on Mount Panorama, flights and accommodation included, weekend of
your life. Same though, if you choose the nr OL
Grand Final, flights and accommodation, Sydney races on the Saturday,
a cruise of the game on the Sunday.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That sounds pretty good, a joe Ane, sounds really awesome. Yes, indeed,
tell me, Joanne, what do you do for a.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Crust early childhood teacher? And have you been enjoying the Olympics? Joanne?
Speaker 7 (36:22):
Ah, yeah, it's been awesome.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
And was participating, so we were all backing him.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
What's he doing?
Speaker 7 (36:31):
He is uh choosing? So it was Owen Robinson, Ah.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
God, legend, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
All right, let's cut to the chase. Would you rather
the n r L Grand Final or Bathist competition?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Okay, that's in studio being you look after you, Joanna? Okay, awesome,
thank you, thank you, your mad Barsett house.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Life, good, my good, here we go, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Good thanks, Finn. Good yet a good weekend Finn?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Yeah, mate, bloody beautiful.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Any any regrets man?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Oh maybe drinking a bit too much?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
It goes responsibly. Yeah yeah. Pugs were saying the same thing.
He had a big one. He was saying he's got
a big one.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh yeah, of course, always get that mixed up.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Hey, Finn, what do you do for a.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Criss civil construction?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Good stuff, good stuff, all right, Finn. The n r
L Grand Final or.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Batheist have to be wake up, Jason correct.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
And saying it's been all Bathists today.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
It's because the Warriors are out of it now right, Yeah,
whereas they can, they can still win Bathist, so good
choice for mate.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
You're in the drawer.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah that's true, thanks mate.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Hey Jason, ready for this? Would you rather oh yes, Mike, yes?
Would you rather be able to turn invisible or fly?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Fly?
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Just like that? Turn invisible? Definitely? Why? No reason?
Speaker 4 (38:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Why not? Saying why do you want to be invisible? Now?
Your beeswax keezy?
Speaker 5 (38:16):
I feel like Jas wants to perve on people.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
He does that anyway. Yeah, You've always been a sticky beak.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, now listen after sex of course, what's on the
TV with markemin Og Also what's for teen news yealen
with me.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Kee Ezy. That's right text three right now on three
four eight three. What are you having for teen? W
zel and chuck your name in there as well. We'll
read them out and you can also win a fifty
Night and Day about your beautiful The.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Whole king Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Hold Ike, welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're getting
through your Monday. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Don't forget me?
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Yes, you with your sugar high and your red bull.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
You speaking of what? Speaking of highs?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Boy boy, you should have seen Mogie when he came
into day. Kezy was beside himself. You see, Mogie's given
up the daries, he's back at the gym, he's hitting
his desiccated chicken and rice, he's not drinking booze and
he was just going off his head when he came in.
And Kezy was fitting about Grumby because of his run.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
That's right. And then and you had a weird because
you had a terrible weekend. Jason H Well, it was
the energy. It was weird. It was like we're getting
to know each other again, wasn't it. It was like we've
been friends for a long time when we'd made love
and it was the first day back at work and
we're sort of like, how was this going to work out? Yes?
And we didn't know how to act around each other,
did we?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
What was like that time when you and I made
love and Hamilton keyesy I was at New Plymouth. Yeah,
sort of wash it together. And then the next morning
we wake up and I was like, oh, awkward coffee, keasy,
you want a coffee?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Totally That's exactly what it was like.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
And if you want to hear a week clip of
this podcast outro of us being weird, here it is
for you.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Now.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
I've never got to this thing they call the runners,
runners thing where you train enough so that you're actually
just enjoying running. A clip of Kezy and a hot.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Take about running hot take key they call them. What
are the hot takes? Have you got? Save it for
tomorrow's podcast?
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Okay, Lucky, I was about to just come out here,
I know.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Here's here's one hot take, ye Okay.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
I always listen to the podcast out trow at seven
to thirty when it's available for download, and I always
do it by searching Hoducky Big Show.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Good.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
You should just follow it good, follow it, leave a
review and a five star of you and and and
and rating right, and then it will just be in
your feed and you won't have to keep on searching
it every time you si down hot take. I hate that.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
I hate that suggestion. I'd rather search for it every time.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Now listen coming up next, What what's for teen?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
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Speaker 5 (41:22):
I think the fart that is not part of it?
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So so text us three four eight three and let
us know what you're having for teens?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
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Killers here on the radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday evening.
But right now it's time for you.
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It's there's too many, it's too long, I don't know.
And see where we're at.
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By the end of the year, we got we got
them out in ten secondszys eating What have we got
man on three four eight?
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That's right.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
People are texting in without having for dinner and in exchange,
you're in the drawer for a fifty night and day voucher.
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Good a fella's dan here? Oh my god? Number ten? Wow? Yeah,
Dan number ten? Run run run run, run, run, run,
run run run run kick. That's right. Bangers and mash
for tea tonight?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Oh okay, okay?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Sausage Yeah yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Any gravy doesn't say your sauce just texting and sauce?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
What kind like?
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Barbecue?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Not barbecue here? It is barbecue. Man, he's gone down
to my esteem, I reckon. Probably Grant Foxes better than him. There, Sure, Keezy,
what are you having for tea? Having a yocky beef
and pork thing? Beef and porkmant nah?
Speaker 5 (42:57):
That said something that I ordered off one of the
food delivery companies and I was allowed to choose one
of the meals because the other two had to be
healthy ones.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Because we're on a health kick, are you?
Speaker 5 (43:06):
And then I chose the cheesiest pastoriest one.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
I could Does she know that you're in here eating
sticky date?
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Puddings like, Hey, that was for an experiment.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Just on the nookie. By the way, my wife's a
big fan. I hate it so that we constantly have
battles about whether or not to have Noki and I overall.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Yeah, you've got so much money Jackson's anyone ever said that?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Thanks man?
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Good a feelers gear throw here, throw tel ge, throw
tel here. It's like a serial killer anyone as I
hope it's a band. Oh yeah, that's right, it is too.
Last night's casserole casserole?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
What kind that lamb for chicken? What do we go?
It's here lamb beef and chicken. Oh good eating what I.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Find often, Magi with your old cast roles often better
the next.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Day, without a doubt. You know when the same goes
for your boil up. Many many things are like that.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Ah, get a Fella's Harry here, Harry Houdini?
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Where's he being him? From him? For ages? He's dead,
isn't he?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I was trying to think of Harry from the royal family.
Second name, Oh, Harry from Windsor, Prince Harry, Prince Harry, Ah,
Captain Harry.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
It's from Prince Harry. Get a flellers my flatmate's mum
got him a frozen.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Good they fellas.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Now, not not your common man, he's aristocratic.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Hello, there, fellas. My flatmate's mom gott of frozen lasagna.
So he's whipping that in the oven with some garlic bread.
The lazy bastard.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
My god, Harry, I remember telling you guys my wife
bought a pre made It was the most disgusting, foul, keasy,
loving thing you could even imagine.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Love.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Ah, get a Flellers David here?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
What Beckham?
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Yeah, David Beckham?
Speaker 5 (45:01):
Good a Feller's David Beckham here tonight the missus is
cooking up some wicker curry and a few brown phizzies.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Cheers David Beckham. All right, Ah, I never tried it,
so I wouldn't want to poo pillot because it might
be Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Uh, good a Flellers.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Sandra here Pollock? Whoa correct Sandra Bullock, Miss congeniality.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
That's right, don't that it's gross. I've got some beef
red dang. It's been cooking for a few hours now.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
That sounds like, Sandra cheers, always cooking, Dan a bit
of beef rehn dang.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on radio.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Bruce Springsteen Fellers, Yeah, hey good, pretty good man, pretty good.
I never used to like him. I like him now,
you know. It's amazing how we change as we get older.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Totally.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Oh what's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 6 (46:07):
Yeah, good stuff films.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
I feel like you're trying, You're just trying to get
through through it now, Kezy, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah, just yelp ding ding.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Well, I just don't really have time for you to have.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
I had a lovely anecdote about what Bruce springs there,
how we used.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
To be lovers in that? What did you watch? Magie?
Come on hit us. There's a lot of sport on
over the weekend, but I did manage to get in
a little bit of narrative Telly.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
On.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I think it's on Disney, Poor Things, Poor Things. It's
a movie starring Emma Stone. She won the Academy Award
for it. Yes this year, incredible art department. Let me
say the lighting was amazing. Hey can I say beautifully
shot that bad? She's a good actor. I'm a big
(47:05):
fan of Willon Dafoe. I thought Mark Ruffalo was very
funny because I always think he plays a bit of
a sap, and even though I do like him, he
often plays characters that are a little bit sappy. They're
always complaining about something. So it was nice to see
him play something different. But it was kookie as well.
But I just thought it banged on it. It was
two and a half hours long. I've got about an
(47:26):
hour and a half into it. The time was nine o'clock.
I was like, I'd rather be asleep.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Okay, I watched the same movie right and for the
first half an hour my wife and I were like, yes,
this is too mad, this is too crazy and kooky
for me.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
I don't know that I can watch that. It takes
them getting through that.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, that first half hours, like what is this? Then
I actually really enjoyed it. After that point, I know
what you mean. It's kind of whack. And I liked Ruffalo.
Her performance is pretty extraordinary. It would have been a
challenging role to play that one.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
I guess the and we should say what it's about.
It's about It's essentially a Frankenstein movie, with Emma Stone's
character having the her as an adult, having the brain
of a baby put into her head. Her baby. Yeah,
I wasn't going to go into that. Oh and then
we then we and then she has to sort of
(48:26):
grow old within the older body, you know, right, and
willum Defoe's great in that. But an extensive period of
time is spent on her sexual awakening, Yes, like over
an hour, and you just sort of think, well, if
we're running at two minutes twenty, can we sort of
get to the point of that in about ten or
(48:46):
fifteen minutes? Do we have to bang on about it
for a whole hour? And act? You loved it and
it was funny, but it was just like I kind
of got it, man, Like, Okay, she's found six great.
I take your point.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
I take your point, but yeah, in the end, I
enjoyed it. What poor things?
Speaker 3 (49:05):
How many buzzies out of five? Well there was there
was no shortage.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
Is this still our rating or is this just how
many buzzies they were? There was two busies, but I
can't remember how often. So it's sad to.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Say three buzzies out of five?
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Is that you're rating for the movie? I don't think
I can give a rainy because I didn't even finish
watching it. I will eventually finish it back would I
recommend it to the vast majority of people?
Speaker 4 (49:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (49:32):
Would you recommend it to me?
Speaker 4 (49:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
I don't think your wife would like it, right, And
I don't think because it is kind of and it's
deeply sexual at parts, and not that I'm saying that
your wife doesn't like sexuality.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
But I know you guys like the country calendar thing
and there is some animal husbandry though.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yes, oh yeah, we would be into that because we
like country calendar. That's like animals banging, right.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
You would be right into the the whole Archy Big
Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Kesey the Black Keys there on the radio Hodankey Big
Show this Monday afternoon. Now, pretty soon we're off to
Beer Vanner and there's gonna be a lot of fantastic
different beers at Beer Banner as always over three hundred
three hundred, I believe. So what we're going to do
is just focus on little breweries over the coming weeks.
Fellas give them a bit of a plug, as it were,
(50:26):
hit us with the adminum today's brewery there, Keezy, we're
f to find the brewery of the day.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
Did we use that last year? Yeah? Yeah, good here.
It makes sense to use it. It sounded familiar. It's good.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
So beer Vanna twenty third and twenty fourth of August.
We're gonna be down there, Fellas just a few weeks away.
Today we are shining a spotlight on abandoned brewery. And
it's not an abandoned brewery. It's a real brewery, abandon
a band in a brewery, abandoned brewer. Sometimes they might
have bands play there, but it's called abandoned brewery.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
And we're abouts and where about? So they located, Keezy?
Is that an okay question?
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Good question?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
They are located among the cobwebs and the grime and
an old factory in Lower Hut. Oh yeah, where the
remnants of a brewery was left for dead.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah. Well, there's a lot of it's beautiful spoty out there,
very industrial. They got the Griffins factory out there went
for a long time. I haven't heard of the abandoned
one before, but I think, do you reckon Wellington's probably
the king of the brewery. Oh, I'd say so. The
little a lot of them down there to hang on.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
The cool thing about this one is that it is
in a place, as you said, Mike where there were
lots of like abandoned factories and stuff going on. So
they brought this one back to life and it is
now a true micro brewery. Would never say dieing attitude
and deep belief in the craft and arsenal of ideas
and calm amongst the chaos.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Sounds very very Wellington to me, it does, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
And this is the great thing about one because they
say Wennington's a sort of coffee capital, little boutique coffee places,
you know, just just Kiwis and general Keezy. They love
their boutiquies, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Fellows, Yeah, yeah, and they've got a tap room out
there as well. Oh wow, here, I'm just on the website.
I tell you what, Man, it looks awesome. I'm going
to get into I'm going to get involved in.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
That abandoned brewery. Mate is going to get involved that.
You should to come along to Beervana twenty third, twenty
fourth of August, down Wellington at sky Stadium.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
We'll see you there and you can take says. Closed
today and tomorrow, but it's open from Tuesday to Sunday.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
Okay, so that closed Monday.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
Monday, Tuesday. They're having a couple of days off Wednesday
to Sunday. Yeah, they're back into it. Yeah, right backbone
the whole.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Uckey b Show Weddays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Well there you get your man, Boss. That's your Monday done.
Undas at your plans for tonight, Magie?
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Not too sure, Actually not too sure. I like a
Monday go home. I might watch something. Maybe you'll finish
watching Poor Things, but I doubt it. Sure, I do
need to find another TV show. And in fact, I'd
like to talk to you guys about a show on Disney.
Have you got Disney, Jason, have you got Disney? Keysie's
got Disney as well, guys. And there's a show on
there called Mister in Between. And what I'd like to
(53:33):
do is for all of us to watch two episodes
a night and then we can report on it the
next day. It would be my top three TV shows
of all time. Which one's that Mister in Between? Who's
in it? Nobody? It's an Australian show and it's about
a hit man, but it's very grounded in reality and
(53:53):
it is just amazing sort of that as the guys
that brought you Animal Kingdom and that sort of stuff.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (53:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
That film?
Speaker 4 (54:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (54:00):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (54:01):
I just messaged my wife. I said, tonight, we're going
to watch the first episode of Talkback. Oh and what
I want to do because I've seen them all, But
what I want to do is watch it with her. Yeah,
because the other day, Mike, you told me that you
and your wife watched one of my favorite shows and
she slammed it. Oh yeah, Colin from accounts on TV
ens Plus. So I watch it with my make it no, No,
I know, but I was very emotionally invested in her
(54:22):
and it was evacerated by your wife and so and
then you face to that night, I know, and she
continued to just kick pick it.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
And so.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
We're going to watch it together. To be fair, I
enjoy it. I will see if Lucy likes that an
old report well.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
And to be fair, I don't think it warms up
to the thirty episodes. I don't want to hear anything
until after starting from the first ear. Jason, what are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (54:46):
I'm off filming tonight, Fell and Helensville eleven eleven pm,
call time two am.
Speaker 8 (54:55):
RAP.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
I'm stoked and looking forward to it. What are you filming.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I can't tell you so, so it'll be Sleepy Jay tomorrow,
Sleepy Jay comin, see you later.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
Bye. Check out our Instagram and our podcast, and that
this super good
Speaker 8 (55:10):
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