FULL SHOW: LIVE From West Auckland

On today's show, we're broadcasting LIVE from The Hangar bar in West Auckland at the launch of our Angus Steak and Jalapeño Cheese pie with Dad's Pies.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold cheers toy from bringing back
to last in the world, gone man. Yeah right, It's
time to emphasize this is not the biggest, biggest feast,
the biggest Shot Big show with Jason Hoys, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Shot give out your mad bounce. It's great to have
your company.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
That's glorious, colorioussday afternoon. You my friends are listening to
the Big Show brought to you by two.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Get it get it in you. You're right, definitely.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Get it in you.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
And I can tell you we're in the magnificent Hangar
bar out here in West Auckland and it is absolutely
going off these cues.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
There is ques down the road.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
I worry that if you tell people this cues down
the road, people might not come.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh no, they'll definitely come because it's because they won't
want to. Yeah, you're right. They create demand there. I'm
a bit worried that you have an introdus again, Jason,
you got a bit excited.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I was about to get into that, Maggie in terms
of you know, creating demand because that tight white T
shirt of yours, mate, it's worth the entry alone just
to see you.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You Stallion House life. You're going pretty grassyr mad dog,
your six son of a b and speaking of massive
amounts of sex appeal, you've turned up here today in
your humongous bird shit. I don't know what opshop your
missus has found out in, but she's done a bloody
ripper of a job. You god damn Stellion.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeh, thanks mate.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I'm a little bit worried that I'm turning into one
of those radio DJs who wears wacky shirts.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, then you know what I'm talking about, turning into
your record.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, yeah, I've got a good nickname for you. Actually.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah. What's that kezy bird shirt?

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Jason?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah? Yeah, good, I prefer ship mates. Hey, but listen,
listen mate, speaking of looking good, Keezy mos commaculate white
T shirt. It bedfully and has huge pornami.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
How you going, you're.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
Stallion, I'm going really well.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Jas Of course, west Akland is my local stomping ground,
the Hangar bar here. I've seen it many many times,
other than five minutes away. I've never actually stopped by. Yeah,
glad we have. And the issue we have with west
Auckland is that they are all backbones. They finished work
at five o'clock so I'm picking five o'clock and it's
going to be.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
A stampede of Trady Vans and.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
All sorts pulling up and gathering around Hoody Jane's new
bird Shit totally.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
In terms of my new bird hit, we'll take a
bit of a poll on that throughout the show because
you know, despite the fact that it is massive and
it does have birds on it, I'm sort of feeling
quite comfortable in it, you know what.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
It's rubbing really nicely against my naps at the moment.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
So I'm fully come on down here to the Hanger
Bar and with Houghty Janea's bird Shit.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
You won't regret it, that's right, of course, come down
because we're doing the we're debuting the radio Hudacky Pie
thanks to Dad's Pies. That comes down, we'll get a
free hoon or one of our brand new pies. There
are Backbone shirts being given away as well. It's all
go fellers.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Should we cover off with a few tunes.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
There, Fellows kick off, You're a good Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Royal Blood the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Is indeed big.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
There on the radio Honarchy Big Show a live from
the Hangar bar and Beard.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
For west Ackland.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
If you're in the area, come on down and say
go get yourself a backbone T shirt and all that jazz.
But right now it's time for the big show, big pole,
big pole. Yes, indeed in a very simple one today,
fellas where if we are this tends to be what

(03:44):
the big poll is west Auckland, Yes or no?

Speaker 6 (03:48):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
You can vote Hidaky big Shows Instagram story, have your say,
New Zealand Mogi.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
What's your experience with West Aalklandman, Well, I've.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Done a lot of film work out of here, Keyzy
film and television. You sort of come out here at
around about four or five o'clock in the morning, Joe, Yes,
you've got south You've got some film studios right around
the corner here, there's a couple of them. There's a
couple further afield as well. So I've done it. I've
worked out here a lot, but I haven't got involved
in the community and there so I mean, you guys
obviously live out here. You're a couple of west Auckland's

(04:18):
favorite sons, and I'd love to hear what you what
you find so great about it?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Well, the thing with west Auckland is I'm from Totyng.
Originally I didn't want to move to Auckland, and then
I moved to west Auckland, and now I've found my
true home, right because the thing that I love is
whenever you want to buy beers, you can't get it
while you're do in the supermarket shopping. You have to
go to another place, a separate place called a bottle store,
and you have to pay twice the price.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yes, which it's a genius, but it's good because it's
supporting small but exactly, and that's community that's good for
the community exactly.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
One of the things one of the most beautiful sites
you're get in west Auckland is the packs of wild
unregistered dogs that just sort of roam around the streets.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Fellas, There'll always be a couple of heavily.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Pregnant bitches in there as well, because you know, there's
no sort of they don't have any that they're not
jabbed or cut around that sort of stuff. And I
tell you what, my wife and I love going for
a walk in west Auckland and just sort of you know,
getting savage by packs of unregistered dogs.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Can I just say that's one of the first things
I noticed when I drive out here today. I probably
saw seven dogs wandering around without without registration, without colors
on it. Every single one of them had a massive
set of balls. Or I don't see anybody, Yeah, I
pitch it.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
West Auckland is like what New Zealand used to be.
Like you know when already J was a kid, like
sixty seventy years ago. You know, that's what west Auckland is.
And another thing too, at night, you always know where
west Auckland is because there's always a helicopter buzzing sort of.
It's always buzzing around the west Ackland area. It's great.
It's almost like a nice ambience when you're trying to

(05:58):
go to sleep, like white noise.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Right, it's like the Vietnam of Auckland, you know what
I mean, back in the war, Jo, because we'll have
four or five helicopters flying around. I'll tell you another It'snane, yes,
thank you. Another great thing about Auckland. West Auckland is
like just as my wife, you're falling asleep in bed
there the neighbors having a horror of a fight.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
You know, worry lave Cavin, lave Cavin.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
You know, and everyone in the neighbor And this is
the community feel of west Auckland. You know, a fight
starts and everyone just hoes in. It's a real community
feel about it.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Well, it's not always fight so that's how we sort
of solve disputes out here. But if it's a celebration
and burnouts come around to mind, bring the commie, we'll
do some burnouts, yeah, you know. So it's a real
community feel out these ways.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
This is this is a great thing about west Aukland too.
If you have a bit of a disagreement with the
mate in west Auckland, you don't.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Talk it out.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
You smack the ship out of each other, you know
what I mean of that? You go, okay, were all done?
Their fellow, Yeah, good stuff, and then you shake hands.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Magie. Yeah, I thought everybody here was a was a
huge fan of the big show. But I was having
a chat with a fellow over there before and he
said he'd actually never heard of Radio Hodaki, but got
an email from Winds saying they're handing out free T shirts,
so you come on down. So that's bloody bloody beautiful,
isn't it. Yeah, that's great stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Hey, for the rest of the country listening to us
at the moment too, text us three four eight three.
What do you know about West Doorkland? And what's your
favorite thing about West Aalkland. In the meantime, let's get
back to the tunes with.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
A bit of the old for tellies.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod ikis.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Indeed Tom Petty and the heartbreak is there on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show This beautiful Thursday afternoon live from
the Hangar Bar and Westalkland. And I can tell you
what fellas it's absolutely going off we are, sir. Yeah,
thanks mate, good on you mad hey, And I just
want to say a big thank you Dan the backbone
that turned up today and he brought me a Nippy's

(08:07):
ice coffee for.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
The other How good is that?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
What a legend?

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Yeah, you were pissed off because it was warm.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
It was a little bit warm, Dan. You could have
chilled it now and then I would have.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Been much happy out of the world of getting nice
things for hoody Jay.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Now listen, we asked on the text machine three four
eight three west Auckland.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yes, well no, we got a few texts.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
On that feelus.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
We certainly did everyone. The text through is in the
drawer for a twoy prize pack. I live in west Akland.
Every house around us has a dog, and there is
a shit ton of houses around us. Nice thing about
west Auckland is they'll take like a property that you
put one house on traditionally, and they'll put like twenty
on that. Yeah, you know, and then every one of
those houses will have a pit bull. Yes, so it's
just great. Great thing about west Auckland is when I'm

(08:45):
going to Hamilton to see my mistress, I can drive
straight past there.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, you you can look at.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
It because it's beautiful, drive by the water.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
I love how everyone's just angry, none of this fake
happiness bullshit.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Yeah, everyone out he is passed off.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
You know, yeah, totally man, and we own it.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Well at this one I met my now husband at Hagabar. Hey,
I don't know who that's from, but well.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I've got to be honest with you. I'm sort of
looking at among the crowd. Then there's a bit of
sexual energy going around.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Fellow I'll tell you what. There's plenty of husbands to meet.
It is ninety eight percent sausage out there, isn't it. Yeah, totally, yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Now, fellas talking of being angry, you'll be aware of
the fact that I've given up the darries.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, how long has it been now?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Man, it's been two days and two hours, Magie, there
would have been six days and two hours apart from
you bassards and reset the count, all.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Right, and so two days and two hours. So I've
given up the darts. I've given up the past, and
my wife and I have also.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Now we've decided that for one day a week, we
won't eat sugar.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Right. Well, I didn't think very much, and I'll be
honest with you.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I only suggested that to my wife because I thought
it would impact her more than it would impact me.
But it turns out I'm the one that's getting in
the hoo of the mood about it.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
So it's today one of your no sugar dates.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Today's a no sugar date.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
So for example, that Nippy's iced coffee you were just
giving it, I can't have it.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
At the moment.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, But you know, I've just I've just reached the
point in my life now, fellas where I go? What
am I going to do for fun anymore?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
You know what I mean? There's no joy in my life.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I can't drink pless, I can't smoke cigarettes, you know,
one day a week, I'm I'm giving up the sugar.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
What's there to live for? Have you tried cheating on
my wife? Yeah? Like rotten around in that? Oh okay,
yeah yeah. The only thing I find is that I.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Look up into that. Yeah it is good. Yeah, what
the excitement?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
But the only thing is I don't know how you
guys are after a heavy session of love making, but
I immediately want to have a dorry, right, you know what
I mean? Yeah, so I'd be vigorously making love and
then go, okay, I want to doubt about it if you're
a place of cigarette with something else, like some myth
or something myth.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, oh yes, I could. Actually that's not a bad idea, actually, mogi. Yeah,
I mean we've been married twenty seven years. I could
just you know, change it up a bit.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Can I just confirm?

Speaker 5 (11:09):
The only reason you're not you haven't had in the
fear is because of the post Coitus.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Dart pretty much.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Yeah, and you've had the fear Mogi.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
No, no, no, no, But I certainly know from you know,
I certainly know if from looking at other people what
they get up to him sort of how much they
enjoy it. Yeah, you know that's heaven in my life
as well, Jesse. I've given up the booze, I've given
up the cigarette. And you do think to yourself, where
am I going to find that joy? Yeah? What's the point?

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, well I think maybe if I get four or
five lovers, yes, that could be a good thing, and
I'll be so busy having sex with them that I'll
forget about the fact that I'm wanting a cigarette and
or a.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Beusy because I'm looking outside of the moment.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
It's a beautiful day, and it's a it's a perfect day,
Mogi for a beer and a dart out the out
in the sun.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
There.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
What about what about like painting? Jesus, Well, it's just
like a hobby where you don't have to break up
your marriage. You know, what are you going to do
going for walks?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
I find that ironic coming from you because here we go,
because you know you've got your wife and your fiance
and that dude down in christ Hitch that you have
spars with. So it's all very well to you because
you're filling your boots all over the place and I
eat lots of sugar and you drink booze.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Actually, were going to get you on the darts, Keezy,
how do you feel about that?

Speaker 5 (12:28):
I've got asthma man, No, thank you. Hey coming up Nick,
speaking of wist Aorkland, which is where we are. We've
got a price to give away for the COMMU Classic
Current hot Rod Festival. Listen out for the big show, Honker,
and when you hear it, call us an oz one
hundred Hordarchy. Not only could you win tickets for you
and make to go along and you get free flights
and accommodation included to so keep an ear out the.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Darchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
So long.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
You drink the qume you Classic Karen hot Rod Festival.
If you want to be a part of that, give
us a call right now. I believe the phone lines
are running.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Hot fellows.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Who we got here? Jordan?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Your mad Barstard? How's life?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
So are you?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Good?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Thanks mate, very good. Tell me what do you do
for a crust?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Jordan?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh, I work at complete home and living little bit
of a property maintenance.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Jordan.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, tell me, Jordan, what what sort of carry you're
running at the moment?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh god, NDA's hand me down.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
It's a Leana.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Heard of?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
It?

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Is that a suzuki?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yea ah, I tell you.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
I'll tell you what, Jordan. You say on the line there, mate?
And how good mate, Big Dillian Studio B will take.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Care of you. All right, Oh, I thank so much,
big bones. All yeah, good on you, mate, love you.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
I think it's a Matt good a match your man
Barstard House live.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, bloody good guys.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
How about you?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah? Good things may we're about you in the country
at the moment, Matt, I'm in all kinds of song
driving the way home at the moment.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
No, you're good on you mate. What do you do
for a crust?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm I'm an engineer in the construction industry working out
the airport at the moment. Yeah, And what's in a
vehicle are you running at the moment?

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Matt rocking the old Santa fe at the moment?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
That's good safe family wedding.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I think I used to have a Hundi. You did
have a human.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
We did have a Hundy pony, was the only one
in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
And I actually remember that we bought that car and
it broke down the next day and massive.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
You've always heard a good.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, Well, the good thing is there are plenty of
Shondays at the Cubiu Classic Car and hole Rod Festival
there met so we'll chuck you in the draw for
that prize.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
All right, sounds awesome.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Thanks guys. If you are keen to get yourself not
only free flights and accommodation as well, to go along.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
That's happening in Jam.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
I believe it's the last week into January. It's Friday,
Saturday and Sunday. Hell of an event.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
If you're into your cars, then just keep an air
on radio. Hodarcky, you get ready to call O eight
hundred Hadarcky.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Hey, how good is this next tune for west Auckland
fellas a bit of Black Sabbath.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Shier boy, Come on down to the Hangar Bar if
you're in the area.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
By the way, the Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy is.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Indeed hard Finger there on the radio Hoarky Big Show,
That's glorious Thursday afternoon live from the Hangar Bar in
west Auckland's going off, fellows.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
It certainly is going off, of course.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
It's the launch of the radio hoduky Pie thanks to
Dad's Pies. Everyone that comes down here, not only could
they win bar tabs, they'll get free backbone shirts. We're
also going to be doing official tasting of the Dad's
Pies hoduky Pie, which is a beautiful.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Angus beef, cheese and jalapeno. How good to get down here.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
How good? Hey?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Incidentally, the people that have eaten the pie here, put
your hand up.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
How was that? Yeah? Okay, yeah, good shit, good, good shit.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
It's free though, so of course they loved it.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Hey, no exciting news, Keysy, as you know, all the
people will know. I've been your agent for a little
while now.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Yeah, it's been ages, but it feels like not very
long because I haven't had a lot of stuff.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Sure, well you've had a lot of opportunities, Keezy, but
you haven't really managed to convert them. That's not your fault.
That's not your fault. We're working on it.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
It did actually have that, of course, that forty five
minute scene for you, which was going to be quite
special actually because it was just the long shot, wasn't it,
mugg It was just one camera shot for forty five minutes,
which you turned down.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
If you're because it was a man on man love
making scene. Yeah, well it was mantes edits.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
But you know it was called Prisoner of Love and
it was set in perimra Remo.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah, it was set in Perimo.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
But with great news for you, kiss, I've got some
work coming up for you over the Christmas period.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
If I'm keen, as long as it's not another stupid
movie or you know what I mean where I know Okay, I.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Can promise you there's no man on man love making.
There is some man on man action, but it's not
love making. You'll be aware of the fact, of course,
that Joseph Parker has got a fight coming up, Maggie.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
You'll know all about that.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
It does. It's against I believe, it's against to Daniel
du Bois, and it's they for the IVF title. It's
bloody good considering Parker's journey, Joseph Parkers so is getting
that opportunity it's coming up early next year.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
The fantastic thing about that is there is a little
bit of room on the undercard. Joseph.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yes, a lot of people won't be aware of this,
but Moggie and I have gone into the fight business.
We've started up par out promotional company. What's it called again, Megi,
It's called.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
H and M Promotions, which is Hoidy and Mogi Promotion
H and M, H and M. Yeah, it's got a
real ring to it. It sure does. And we thought
we'd get you involved in our first promotion, their Keys.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Oh like a celebrity undercard.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
A celebrity undercard, absolutely, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
Because if I have to file a guy from a
radio station, that's really great. That's too But listen, I've got.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
To be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
When we we thought about you for the undercard, I
immediately had concerns re your massive honker, you know, because
that's a big target right from the outset.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
But we managed to look through that because we saw
it as a big opportunity for Key, didn't we Yeah,
exactly right, and we've got you. You know, you'll have
to wear a headgear because you're an amateur. Yeah, so
that'll that will save you a certain amount of damage.
But as you say, Kesy, it's great exposure for you. Cool.
You know you've wanted to get into the ring with
Hoidy j before. But yeah, it'll be bloody good man.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
So you too, you Yeah, because it's good, like what
it is, it's a really good thing to sort of
aim for you. You do your fitness, you're learning new skill,
you're actually working towards.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
So do I get to call out a radio host
or something?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Oh no, it's already been organized in terms of who
you're fighting. Obviously, we need to have that organized before
the fight actually starts.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Which host is it?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
So it'll be you versus David Tour, And there's no
sat amount of time in terms of how many rounds
we do.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
It's just last man's seeing last man standing.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah, So like David Tour, obviously he's older now he's older,
but you know I think he's fifty four now, Yeah, yeah,
years older.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
So it's probably to be fear. It's probably not a
fear matchup. I mean, you've seen Tour versus Jake Paul,
so you are the Yeah, so you've sort of got
it over him. But I think it's sort of all
evens out of it because he's got more experience in
the ring than you.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
What David too, of course he's fought, he fought for
a world titles.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
He did last didn't fight well in that fight againstrs actually,
but I reckon, you'll have an opportunity there, Kisy and
I think it's a great, great bit of exposure for it.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
So I'm going to fight David Tour. There's no rounds.
It's like man's standing, just last man standing. Yeah, what's
the pay, Oh, there's no pay.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's just it'll be the exposure for you. Everybody in music,
your your name will be known for the rest of time.
I reckon, absolutely, you think about the that kind of
footage is going to do the rounds on your Instagram
there on your reels.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
But I feel like that's really bad. Oh wait, hang on?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Is it all exposures? Good exposure keys, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
That's something someone says before they massively take advantage you. Yeah,
career wise, but.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
You know you'll probably get a hammering.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
But as Moggie says, it'll be all over Instagram and
it'll be it'll be top quality comedy, that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
So me getting a hammering on Instagram? Is it okay?

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Is it the main undercard though? Just before the main fight,
the main fight. Yeah, it'll go around the world.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, everybody will. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Well, as my agent, Jase, would you recommend doing it?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Totally?

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Man?

Speaker 6 (20:50):
No money?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
No money? Do you paid? I get a cut of
you know, of the total sales for the night? Yeah,
for sure, Yeah, as does Megi. Yeah, I mean, be honest, Jason.
You know we've talked about this before. As his agent,
you probably wouldn't recommend it, but as his promoter you
have absolutely word. Yeah, so good stuffake easy, FoST Fellas.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
You can be the wallflowers here on the radio.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Holdankee Big show this Tuesday afternoon plenty coming up after
five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
A bit of a big show improv by the Lee fellas.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
I've got a bit of a situation involving some friends
of mine who want to borrow something off me.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Sure, so I think we could probably feed the improv
around that.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Although we're up to suggestions three four three, send them
on through and you've got the draw for a twy
prize pack.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
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Speaker 2 (21:47):
Quick update on the cricket the Air New Zealand two
hundred and thirty eight for five against England day one
of the first teeths there and can Williamson out for
ninety three? Yeah close, smogie so close.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
The Whold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Hold Ike, you welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by Tilly. Yeah,
get it in here.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah yeah right, yeah, yeah, good stuff. Hey have you
heard about a billboards show?

Speaker 5 (22:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
I haven't, Maggie tell me all about them.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
You brought them back because I reckon that you know,
everything's gotten a bit PC, man, Sure, a little bit PC.
You know what that means?

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Kezy PC isn't that personal computer?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
That's right? And so they brought back these awesome billboards,
which I crack up. It's got too many computers? Sure, yes,
keep an eye out.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Well, that's one of the other things I love about
being out in west Auckland. We're not PC out here, mate.
You know, we call a spade a spade and all
that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
We we say straight out out West. I don't want
to be loved in with the stuff Jason saying. Yeah,
some of the things you say, Jason, get your bootle
offs the year.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
But well, it's just, you know, we're just we're just
very upfront out west. And you're wondering why I'm talking
about out west. We're at the Hangar Bar out west,
and if you don't want to know where the Hangar
Bar is, it's sort of opposite Trust Stadium.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Fellers, that's right.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
What a beautiful what a beautiful part of the world.
What a beautiful stadium, Trust Stadium. He's great. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
The thing I love about west Auckland is everywhere sort
of like an industrial area.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
So you'll buy a house and there will be like
a factory next door house or something.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I think, I love it. This is probably the biggest
crowd we've ever had, but ninety percent of them are
outside smoking dark.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Well, you see, this is why I love the West.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Ye know what I mean, And I mean the last
time I went to Trust Stadium, guys, it was a
magnificent play.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Have you been there, Magi, Yeah, I went.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
The last time you went was Engelbert humperd Gilbert humperdink.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, and sure, I mean you wander around, there's quite
a few used condoms. There's quite a few syringers lying around.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
But that's just west Auckland, you know what I mean.
We're hardcore out hey.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Now coming up, coming up, we're going to do a
big show improv, are we apparently so?

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
So if you've got any ideas for what you want
us to do for the improv, fi them through on
three four eight three. What tune are we going into?

Speaker 6 (24:14):
The is already playing?

Speaker 5 (24:15):
It's the Foo Fighters Generator and everyone the texture on
three four eight three in.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
The drawer for it to be prize pack.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
How good The Hodaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Keisy.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Is indeed Peel jam there on the radio Honankee Big Show.
This beautiful Thursday afternoon line from the Hangar Bar in
west Auckland. If you're in the area, come.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
On over and say gooday and I see they're handing
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Speaker 4 (24:39):
Their fowls the big launch today, of course, and the
people are loving them.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
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Speaker 2 (24:54):
But the west Auckland or do they call it, don't know,
the old meat pie then yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
For wet yeah they do call it that.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Yeah, yeah, Fellers, I've got a bit of a predicament. Predicament.
It's like a situation, an issue. Yeah, yeah, Can I.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Just before you get into is that marital all keyser?

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Okay, so you can just park whatever you are.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
No, that's good, that's good. Cool.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
No, it's a situation evolving myself and a friend of mine.
I've known him for about a decade.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
He's moving.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Feel for him, Yeah, yeah, that's the issue I've got.
I've got feelings for him, mate, who have known for
ten years?

Speaker 6 (25:32):
What do I do about it?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Is these things can happen. Brother, Like, what I've actually got.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
An issue with is he's lived in Sydney for about
six years now, and you miss him.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
He's coming. No, I do miss him and I do
love him, but you know, not in that way, just
as mates.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
He's coming back for a month over the Christmas period
and he's tried to book himself a rental car and
it's going to cost him about five grand to have
a car for about a month in Auckland. And so
he's gone, mate, you're a guy who's got lots of
cars and vehicles and stupid shit. Surely you've got to
spe a car that I can borrow. And I was like, yeah,
of course you can have my wife's car because we're

(26:06):
not gonna need it.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
We're gonna be in christ Church. Todunger like we won't
we won't be using it.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he's like, okay, great, that's awesome, cheers,
And that's the last week talked about it. That was
about two weeks ago. But now I'm like, you know,
the cars, it's not worth a crap ton of money,
but it's pretty nice.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Your wife's car.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
You talk my wife's car. You know, we're sort of
giving him like one about assets, one of the things
we owned.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
You didn't think about giving him your little trucky keysy
now because why not?

Speaker 5 (26:32):
No, because I'll be driving my truck over some I think,
oh okay, only I can drive that yeah my wife. Yeah,
and to be honest, anyone who asks. But the issue
is we haven't broached like payment or anything.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
Right.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Is it an awkward situation like should I broach payment?
Or is it a situation because he's gonna have it
for a month.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Well, the thing about it, Liz, he was, you know,
two weeks ago before he spoke to you, he was
prepared to pay five thousand dollars for a rental car
for a rental car. So I reckon if you hit
him for about two and a half three, it's yeah,
that's a good he's making a saving. You're making a
couple of bucks.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Well that seems like too much. Like the car's worth
probably like ten grand.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah yeah, Well if he doesn't like it, can go
and rent one for five. Yeah he's not.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
I think that that Mugie makes a really good point there.
I mean, he was going to pay five. So if
you say, look, I'll do you a favor, you pay
me three and a half and we'll call it even. Steve,
he when you know he says fifteen hundry, which he
could probably spind on purs or something like that.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Darries.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, and you get a little bit of you get
a little bit of a kickback as well, be keysy.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
But the problem is he's going to pay five grand
for like a brand new cart, you're right, Whereas I'm
giving him one of our hatchbacks from two thousand.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
And he's still a fifteen hundred dollars saving, isn't it. Yeah,
or maybe two grand. I don't know, but to me
it seemed you're mad. There's an opportunity here to make
a few bucks around Christmas as well, because you'll be
on holiday. Yeah, there's a little revenue stream for you
that will probably pay for most of your holiday.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
And the thing is, I'm not trying to make revenue
off my mate.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I'm just saying, well, you're need to Well, I mean,
I think you know, if he's asking for a favor,
you should try and make revenue off your mates.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
That's right, nothing something wi.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, I just if I was to even broach the topic,
how would I do it? Do I just send him
an invoice?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
What's the it's not sending in an invoice, you'd want
you want to get cash up front? Yeah, yeah, cash
up front? Cash yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely right. You don't
know what. He might just take off to the airport
and that's the last year of them.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Well, that's right, and he could smoke darries in there,
he could make love and there he could you know,
soil it in some way.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Anything good?

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Well, what about like insurance and that should I say?
You know, oh, do you want the standard package or
the premium package as well?

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Get your So there's another grand at least, so I
reckon three and a half four k.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
He'd be happy with that.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
But how how do I broach it?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Though?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Well, I'll tell you what we can do is we'll
have a little improv and just sort of set that
scenario out next.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
How do you feel about that, keezy?

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Yeah, I'm down with that.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
You like that? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Sure, absolutely, you like that.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
You could stand.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
So I'm going to need to figure out a way
to broach this topic because it's extremely awkward.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yeah sure, sure, here's fake no More for a Whodarchy.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Indeed, the Arctic monkeys there on the radio hole Donkey
Big Show that his day afternoon line from the Hangar
Bar in West Akland. If you're in the area, come
and say you're but right now it's time for Why
not it sounds.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Fay Lions camera.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Actually no, it's time for the Big Show Prague.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yes, indeed.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
And we were just discussing the fact that Keysy's going
to be lending his car to We're made of his
and he's just a bit confused about whether or not
he should ask for money for the car over the
month that he's using it. So we thought we'd decide.
Are we decided would use the improv for that. Fellows,
how do we feel about that playing that scenario out.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Yeah, well it's good because I can practice how it
will actually broach the topic of charging him.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
And I'm not trying to make a profit, you know.
I just feel like, you know, he's.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Taking there, you might as well make Yeah, I mean,
if you can make a profit, you don't, don't turn
your massive hunger ub at it.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
But I mean, so let's let's make it.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Then that moggie who's your mate, he's arriving around at
your house to come and pick up the car, right
he's got.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
His wife will be there.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
His wife is in the car with him.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Moggie gets out of the car the uber there and
goes and knocks on Keysy's door.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Okay, do you want to Yeah, well you gonna say action,
okay and action just a minute.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
He go at himself. It's not the time to be
having a go at yourself, for God's sake.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Kad man A long time, I see. It wasn't having
to go at myself. I was just finishing up the dishes.
Oh wow, good to see him. And it's been so long.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
If something happened to your voice just been a bit
crooked lately, you know, I've been sick. Oh god, no,
I'm sorry here that it's good you here to pick
up my car.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, it's a shame you could have picked us up
from the airport, but all good man, Like.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
I said, I had a stack of dishes to do.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Man, you know how sweet as yeaeah, Yeah, it'd be
great to borrow your car.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
What's what's wrong with you? You're okay, it's not contagious.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Contagious now, just being sick as a dog and your
made around that, you know, just being bloody run down
in the background, been depressed in there after. You know
mum's passing in that. But we'll get down to the funeral. Mate,
But all good.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
In the background, Keysy notices his friend's wife get out
of the car and do a power vomit in the.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
In the bushes.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Oh goodness, me, is she okay?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
No, she's hammered. Mate, As I say, mum dying. That's
really put us through the bloody ring rape. I'll be
good to get down for this funeral. She's pasted as
a chilk and I'm not much better anyway.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
You got the keys brother, Yeah, you were just on
that um kate. Nice to see you.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
By the way, if you just don't talk to him,
make sure fire up.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Could you just let her know just next time she
powered bombs instead of just doing it on the driver's
best leaved loan. Okay, yeah, we're just just on the cart. Yeah,
it's a nice carrots and Master exceler We're just are
you insured?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Man?

Speaker 6 (32:12):
You're insured?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I'm not insured now, normally insure the car, don't you?

Speaker 6 (32:16):
You're the cars insured? But have you got your own insurance?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
I look like I can ford insurance after I lost
my job at this moment, Keysy's friend's wife staggers to
the door.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Oh good, Kate, honestly, man, don't talk. She's staggering towards me.
What are I supposed Kate?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Kate, babe, you just want to go and sit on
the lawn or something. Just good, a keasy? Here you
going long time? I was just wondering if I could
buy your bathroom.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
I've shut myself.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
Oh I'm sorry to hear that. Kate rocking a hard
place because if I say no, you're about to hop
in my car.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Uber drivers not very heapy, and he wants me to
pay your soiling fees change.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Are you at least going to clean my windscreen or
something man before asking for lose change? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Sure, how about you have a shower? Actually, what about
this a hose? I'll turn the.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Hose one, get around on the front lawn and the
hose are off. Yeah, you don't wander in the house, brother,
believe you me.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
Oh sorry, sorry you had to hear that from your
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
That's okay, It's just part of the course. Just you
just sort the car out, honey, you know, just the
key key or what? Oh look, I've just got to
hit the road, brother, before I sober up. Honestly, I
am maggoted. Sorry.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Who's driving?

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Either one of us? We'll swap.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Where's your mum's funeral?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
It's down in christ Church?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Hey, Ricky, Ricky, make sure you get the math out
of the old huber there? Okay, ripping in the back.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Seat, Oh guys, terrible news on the car. It's actually
just failed to waft.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
It doesn't matter to ask the Hurdarchy Big Show week
days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Whole Key Big Show, Live from the Hangar Bar in
West Auckland.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Well, there's just you know, my lungs are clearing up mem.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
About three inches of fleam at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Of all I do, and I'm just getting the odd
occasional waft of tobacco smoke coming through there, and it's
really hurting me.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I'm gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
And now that you're a non smoker, isn't it rude?
You know, having to smell that smoke?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Well, no, I love it actually just makes me want
to have a bit. How long until you haven't singer?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
You reckon?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Well?

Speaker 4 (34:30):
As I say I can't, my wife says, so you know,
maybe if she wasn't I might have got.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Away with it, Maggie, but not now. Hey, now, listen, fellows.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
I don't know if you know this, but I've got
four daughters and three of them are overseas now over
and Ossie that made the big move fellas, and I'm thinking, maybe,
you know, it's time for old Hoody Jade to you know,
step out of the box as it were, and make
make the big move in terms of my career and
may getting involved in a bit of Aussie radio. We've

(35:03):
got Toddy ol Boss who he used to work on
Ossie there and he reckons i'd go great.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Guns, but he has to say stuff like that, you know, confidence.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, well, you know, I just feel like you two now.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
You know, you're pretty, you're good busy buddies, and you know,
I feel like you're ready to fly on your own
there and old Hodja needs to take a step into
the big time and take flight.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Okay, So who would you pair up with over there?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh? Look, I reckon I could carry my own show.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah, so you could go from doing this show in
New Zealand to a full time show where about and Aussie.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
By the way, Melbourne, I think Melbourne at the big time. Yeah,
to Melbourne though, just because that's where all the big
stations are. Either that a woolengong, Yeah, maybe at the gong.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
The issue is, Jason, is your style of character? Yeah,
it's it's quite like an acquiet taste.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You know.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
It's like marmite, you know. I mean some people I
love mam I. You know, you come down and see
Marmite at the pub and get a backbone T shirt.
Other people I hate marmite. That's true, you know what
I mean. So that's where like Mogi and I come in.
I'm like butter on the toast. I'll soften it for
you and make it bearable.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
So you're soft no no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
If you took the wrong part of this behavior, I'm
the sort of flavor, you're the softness.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Yeah, I make it more palatable for the wider audience.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Right, yeah, because you do need to have You're gonna
have to. It doesn't have to be us, ob you see,
we're not going to get over you, but you're gonna
have to. You need somebody to be alongside you, you know,
because it's sort of like you. You're sort of this lovable,
sort of charismatic toshivel drop kick, and you're just going
to need somebody to go alongside there. And you know

(36:45):
what I mean.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, Well, I mean I've had a few quiet weeks
to PUGSN and I reckon, Connie Chat would go our
favor and Aussie, but you can't.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
You can't do what you're doing here and rely on
others to carry you through a show like That's exactly
what we're talking.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Look, I'm not saying it's gonna happen. I'm just floating
the idea and putting it out there early. All right, Well,
I reckon, look go for gold Man.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Yeah, but all I'll say is, once you've left the
coup here of Radio Hdarchy, good luck getting back in man.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Sure all theirs? Man, Hey you now coming up after
six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Of course, one of our.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
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Speaker 3 (37:32):
I'm actually gutted because I'm not going to get to
have tea at home tonight because I've already eaten at
the bar.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
You know what I mean, And it means I'm going
to miss out on dinner at home and it's going
to be.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
A pastor as well.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
You were saying off here. Thank Christ for that.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy is.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Indeed welcome back here mans the backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
To you but till we yeah yeah, yeah yeah, get
it in yeah yeah, get it in here.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah, And we are alive from the Hangar Oar in
West Aorkland opposite Trust Stadium, the own as you can hear,
it is going off.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Absolutely, it is going nut. Look I tell you we're
stalking right there for you, Mogie. It's going off and
it's absolutely heaven. If you are a if you're a
young woman or an older woman here in West Aukland
and you're wondering where your next pregnancy is coming from,

(38:31):
get on down to the Hangar o There's heaps of
dudes here and they're keen as yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
You just pick up from that, yeah okay, yeah, good.
Now listen to the podcast outro which we did before
the well handled I'm leaving away from that really quickly.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
The podcast outro is a sort of bonus materia. All
we do and then we put it out into the
ether and don't.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
We keep We don't upload it to a podcast platform
and then people can listen to it.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
We do it daily at seven thirty.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
We do best of the show, so if you missed
that day's show, it's all there for you. We do
bonus material. Here's a clip of today's podcast out trow.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
I just went into the bar toilets before him. No,
cut that one off, you clip that off, clip that
off today? What did you do?

Speaker 7 (39:31):
Man?

Speaker 6 (39:33):
What did you do?

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Man?

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Good one?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Dlly, don't blame it like you said it.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
He clipped it off like you can't blame him.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
For the Yeah, well, I mean we talked for about
a good fifteen minutes and he clipped off that ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
My favorite part was after you said it, you put
your hair down on the desk for about twenty seconds,
just like what am I even doing?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
The funniest on the world. I was. The other thing is,
I'm looking at your wife right now, your wife's and
she's got a look that's very familiar to me. I've
seen that look on my wife's face many many times.
But can I just say it's going to be a
very quiet drive home for Hoody Jason.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Well, I'll be honest with you, Maggie.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
She's used to that sort of carry on, So I mean,
I don't talk about I'm not even going to go there.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
I'm not even going to go there.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
And you're right, she's going to be a very awkward
drive home.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Speaking of awkward, what's for team he's dealing with? Keyes's
up now? So textre on three four eight three.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
What you are having for dinner?

Speaker 5 (40:34):
We'll read that out in the next segment and you
can win a Tilly Price pack, which I think is
pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
How good Man. In the meantime, he's a bit of
rage inst machine for a whole.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissey.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
He is indeed the red hot Jilly Wepper's there on
the radio ho Archy Big Show.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
It's bloody beautiful. We're out here at the hangarby west Auckland.
The city. Can I just say it's the city of
Brotherly Love.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Yeah, it's bloody good, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yeah, there's a lot of love going around at the moment.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Maybe that's for sure. People show the love in different ways,
and I'm just glad to be here and be a
part of it all. Yeah, totally mate, I tell you what.
Right now, it's time for oh.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
You hey, guys text here from Steve what's for teams
Zeland with me kick me?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
This is a really great segment where people text through
what they're having for dinner and then we all kind
of read it out on are of the air. You
guys will sort of give feedback on the recipes they
have in in that yeah, which is quite exciting. And
of course everyone that texts through on three four eight
three in the drawer for a twoy prize pack, for example,
good a Feelers.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Jordan here blackuck, Wow, Wow, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Jordan Luck, good a feel as me and the other
exponents are having beef schnitty and tady chips cheers.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I don't know a beef shnitty good.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
I would pick Jordan Luck as a schnitty kind of
dude chicken. Oh, maybe a bit of chicken.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I thought they'd play havoc with a smaller testine.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Yeah, sure, Actually.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
He's just tixted through here. It does sometimes play havoc
with my small and testine. Yeah, it's been bugging me,
so that's really nice of Jordan' like to see that through.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Good.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Get a fellas Owen here, Owen marshall Ohen Wilson and Wilson,
Oh and.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
Guten beial Owen a completely different name. Two beers for dinner. Cheers.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah, you see, that's a real west Auckland kind of meal.
That one a steak cheese pie with a couple of beersies.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Well, actually, a few people tick through saying they're having
the radio hokianga steak and jalapino cheese pie thanks to
Dad's pie. Someone who has peered with a frosty tooy
who saw that coming?

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Yeah, how about this one here? Get a fella's Franklin here.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Oh my god, Franklin D. Roosevelt. Holy hell, yeah it right?

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Franklin Rose about here, Franklin D.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Roosevelt D. We are having.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Mogi.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
We are having pork belly made in the air fryer
by my step mum in Hawk's Bay.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
Cheers Franklin D.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Having pork belly and the Yeah nice, yeah, with.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
The old step mom there, which is great. Good a fellas.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Thomas here the tank engine.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
How would Thomas the tank engine text into a radio station, Jason.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
With steam or smoke? Maybe Keysy with steam?

Speaker 6 (43:37):
That's not even Yeah, it's Thomas the tank engine here,
good a Fellers tonight, I'm cooking up barbecue. Two ey
Skewers speaks and all.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Come on, how's the tank engine going to do that? Yeah,
that's just stupid.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yeah, that's my bad, fellers. They've just texted in apparently
the fat controllers doing it. It's all good, it's all good,
good a fellas. Chris here, Keysy, what are you having for?

Speaker 2 (44:03):
This is another?

Speaker 6 (44:05):
There's another Well this Chris is having a massive sausage
with onions. Do you like the little laugh trick? You
love the little laugh trick?

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Here having a massive sausage with onion tomato carrot rocket onion,
carrot ro rocket muffins, cheers.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
I don't know why they Okay, well do you want
one more?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Finishes.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
No, I'm not finishing, Jason, I will finish the segment off.
Good ay guys.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Natasha here, Oh my god, oh my lord, is that true?
Natasha Richardson formerly married to Liam Neeson. No, I don't
think it's her. Jace Ah, that's who Idge from the
movie Species Natasha bidding Field.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Oh yeah, pop singer says here, great show tonight, currently
cooking chicken corma with writer and pickle on the side.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
The Hiking Bing shown podcast.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Oh yeah, dear Flipper there on the radio Hodaki Big
Show live from the Hangar Bar and west Auckland and
everyone having a great time here. By the way, it's
still time to pop in and say gooday and score
yourself a pie if you want one.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Beautiful Yeah, but actually they're actually all gone, are they?

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Yeah, but you can still come down. Well, there's backbone
t shirts.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
What did you say? You're going to buy someone a
Beezy or you can buy a couple of people? Are beezy?

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Keezy?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
You're a pretty generous guy.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Eezy. Isn't it time for what's on Telly?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah, what's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, people love that. Man. Hey, last night
I went to a movie with Pugs that's right now.

(46:12):
It's called Conclave and it was set in the Vatican.
A lot of priests, Chase, yes, a lot of.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Nuns, Oh yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
Was that a good movie?

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yeah? Well, what did I just say? It was? There
was a lot of nuns, man.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
So that means it's great totally?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
When is that when old Puckson did a bit of
a hole in his popcorn? Come on, I'm sorry, I
just wonder when that happened?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Oh god, Yeah, a lot of nuns in the key
and I haven't seen any nuns in real life for
a long time. Sure, so it was Yeah, it was good.
Is it good? It's two hours long, isn't it? Peg
San and the twist at the end is one for
the books. I just say that, okay, And I'm not sure. Yeah,

(47:09):
I'll give it three nuns out of five. Yes, but
I wouldn't recommend you see it if you know what
I mean. It's it's fine. Don't spend any money on it, okay, gotcha? Yeah, yeah, gotcha?
Great cast? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I did something a little bit different last night.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Watch something a bit of old school.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
You guys heard of the Bone Ranger, No Loan Ranger?
Oh right, yeah, this is kind.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Of the Bone Ranger or the Bone Ranger, No, the
Bone Ranger. Yeah yeah, it is a play on the
Loane ranger and what's the sort of what's the different
main difference would you say.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Oh, this one's a little bluer. It's what you'd call
your own in the language. Oh, the language can get
pretty blue.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, some of the action sequences are pretty blue as well.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
And there was a horse there at one points, so.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
You know, look for what it was.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I'd give it, you know, three and a half nuns.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Out of five nouns on you rating. I watched an
old episode of Country Calendar.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Okay, yeah, good cherry orchid guys. Come on.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
They did have cherries, but they diversified.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
They were growing bananas and they had a little airbnb
in that we could come stay on the farm and
help pick the fruit and stuff. I think it was
from two years ago. Yeah, so if you want to
go see that, I reckon it was like four and
a half nuns out of five, right, I do you
want to go and see that the movie TV did
plus Oh yeah, I think it was like episode seventeen

(48:44):
of the twenty twenty one season, which is just honestly,
it's my favorite season.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
So ok, yeah, I'll tell you what a way to
end that segment.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Talking heads?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Sure, Oh, I know let's do it for.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
We're there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday
afternoon light from the Hangar Bar in.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Beautiful West Auckland.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
And yeah, fellas, there's a great sporting event happening very
shortly in fact January eighteenth of next year, the Black
Class you're looking forward to because I know you fellas
are getting your kits off and you're going to be
in the old hot spa.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
That's right, hot we are. It's It's a hell of
a show, isn't it. It's a team cricket versus Team
Rugby has been going for probably this might be the
fifth or the sixth year. Yes, going awhile there Mogi
huge stars of course this time around they've got Chris
Gayles turning up after the legend Brian Lara came out
last year and absolutely embarrassed himself in front of the nation.
He generally he did so looking forward to that and

(49:51):
yeah he's going to be in a spar pool on
the side of the on the boundary essentially, aren't we
keep on the rope there?

Speaker 6 (49:58):
We had a great time in the hot tub line time.
Can't wait to do it again.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
And the thing that I love about those sort of
moments Jason sharing it with winners. Sure, you know, getting
a couple of people I don't know and getting them
in the tub with me with Mogi, eating food on
the boundary line.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
And having a few quiets as well, just just between us.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
I don't know about quiets. Yeah, yeah, a few louds.
But we are giving away our prize. Not only is
it to come and sit with us for the first
innings at the on the boundary rope and a hot
spring spa for the Black Clash, you also get free
flights for you to mate. You get tickets into the event.
You'll be sitting in the acc Export Ultra party zone.
You'll also get flights, accommodation, and two tickets to go

(50:36):
on the tram.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, how exciting tickets as well. It's not cheap either
of the tram. Now, I thought it was about four
or five bucks, so it's about.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Eighty that's right, eighty bucks. So you'll be on the
tram there and then later that night at the Black Clash.
It's adrenaline rush, chill, adrenaline rush.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
As we previously mentioned, we're out in west Auckland and
the big pole today was west Auckland years or no,
let's go to the big.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Pole, Big pole.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Actually, before we go to the big pole, let's get
a sort of local vibe of the people that are
in the room at the moment.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
West Aalkland yes or no? Yeah, man, so.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
That's you've given them both the options at the same time. Yes,
so we're none otherwise, are there good.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Stuff for the half of them? Just yelled out like
a cuss word.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Yeah, yeah, well that's West Walkland. No, you're right sorry,
West Aalkland No, Westalkland. Yes, well there you go.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
The West is love West Aorkland. No one saw that coming.
Do you guys want to have a bit of a guess?
I would say one hundred percent yes, it's good. Most
place is unreal. It's like an action movie. It's got
it all.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Yeah, we've had a bit of action today. It's unbelievable. Man,
I'll be coming back, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I would say definitely. West Aalokland ninety percent yes, so.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
One hundred percent yes and ninety percent years yes.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Well the results are in New Zealand has spoken west Auckland,
forty one percent of people say yes. Wow, fifty nine
percent of people say no, so that's obviously some sort
of mistake.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yeah wow, Oh I'd like those people that said no
to come up here to West Aorkland and sat my face.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
You know, do you think that right? There might be
why people have said not at all.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Mate, ev if that's the If that's the opinion, you're
going to hold come and say it to haughty.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Jay's face and you'll sick your dog on the main. Yeah, totally,
my unregistered pitbull the hole.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
Liking being shown podcast.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Well there you go, uns in Backbones.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
There's another show done in dust of night from the
Hangarbar out here in West Scortland, and loved every minute.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Of all the backbones.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, great stuff. Far What are your plans for the
night there? Makey? I don't know. We stay here until
three o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Yeah, punch a few darts.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Pant to get back on the darts and get back
on the booze and stuff. And it looks like there's
a few bloats here that reckon they can toaze me up.
So I have a couple of scratch we'll see how
we go.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yeah, mates, Yeah, well, I'll be by your side if
you do, I'll be your wingman.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Good by, good stuff, Magie. What are you up to, Keezy?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
I know that you're planning on staying on yourself, maybe
having a bit to eat, a few beersies.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Yeah, I'll probably film you guys getting a hiding in
the carpa, put that on Instagram, and then after that
you have a few too's, you know, maybe.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna ask me what
I'm going to do when you go home. You've got
a few bridges to meand after your performance tonight you're
gonna have to have a chat with your wife there.
And it's just a character you're playing on the radio,
which of course is not. Yeah, you're an animal.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Yeah, that's true, and I'm going to have to be
doing that after the fact that I've just been given
the hiding in the carpa, you know.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
What I mean. So I want to be batter than bruised.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
At least at least you'll have your new bird shirt on.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Yeah, well that's right, and no doubt one of my
ass cheeks will be missing because it's bitten off by
an unregistered pot pitfall. But and you know the terrible
thing is someone left me a dirry and but I'll
just whip it up, he feels.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
No.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
No, if it's going to be done keasy, it needs
to be done by hardy j.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Now, well listen, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
It's been a pleasure being out here in West Up,
in my hometown.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
And yeah, we'll have to do it again soon, I think, Phil.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Oh, yeah, I think it'll be really so we're lying
it will probably won't happen for at least another couple
of years. Well no, not because of Westall and probably
because will be fired before then, you know what I'm saying. So, yeah,
it has been a pleasure.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
You take care of there. Make sure you check out
our Instagram account. Make sure you check out our podcast
as well.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Yes, keys, also make sure you check out then you
Radio Darky Pie which you can find and while being cafes, bakeries, dearies,
all sorts of things that is angus, beef, jalapeno cheese
and it's all things to Dad's pies.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Great stuff mate, Till till tomorrow, see you later. Bye,