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October 3, 2024 58 mins

On today's show, Jase's phone is turning on him, Mike's going bachelor-mode and Keyzie gets a threatening email.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold cheers two from bringing back
to laughs.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
And the world gone. Man, ye're right.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
This is big, big show.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hiz might know.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
And I'm kidder your mad Barstard's great here if you're
company this Tuesday afternoon, the food of October twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
And you, my friends are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by two. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Man, hey, And if you've got any ideas for twoy billboards,
text us on three four eight three and we'll file
them through.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What's the same. We'll fire them up the change change.
We're going to fire them up the change. I've got
one for today. You will here one. Yeah. You can't
even see that pimple on Mogi's face, right, Yeah? We
should get that photo our picture on Instagram and just
say run a pole. Can you see Moggi's pimple? Yes?
Or no? Shall we? Yeah? You want to do this?

(00:56):
It will get pugs in. Is Moggie's pimple? Real?

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Faded reader is a pink because I think it's actually
bright red.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I think it's angry read. Yeah, I think it's It's
not that big a deal.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
The interesting thing is we don't know if it is
a pimple or a mess of passy boil.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, it might be a big boil, Mogi. I I'm
not going to have a prod of it if you
want not. After you've been fingered touching your skin tag.
Oh yeah, I've got a skin tag going on. It's
right on my collar as well. Well are you going
to say there, I'm a professional radio DJ.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
All right, yeah, okay, Hey, Mogi, just spie the enormous
pimple on your face. You're looking really hot, man, You're
looking in great shape apart from that massive Z.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
The thing about Liz Man. Yeah, I'm just going great games.
And I just think that the pimple actually adds something. Sure,
sure do you think something. I think it's a lot.
It adds a lot. It changes your whole look. Thanks man.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, Kezy, I'm loving your jacket today.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Mate. You look like a pool table, you know what
I mean. But the same as a pool I'm not
going to.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Get down on all fours for your right and pretend
to be a pool table.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Start asking me too.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
But but I do genuinely like that color green on
you really brings out your sort of brown eyes.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Can you just say I like your jacket and then
just stop there, because it's all that extra stuff about
the brown eyes and the pool table that makes me
think you're taking the purse.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, I like the jacket. It's really good. Keysy, thanks man,
I like you too, he hat. Thanks mate.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
I like the way you just sort of jump from
sponsor to sponsor. Give me a head old wear it
no drunk, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Totally, yeah, chuck it. I'll be honest with you. I was,
I was having a bad hair day today, so I went,
I'm going to put.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
The old head on. Yeah, because I didn't wax my
hair today. You're just getting a bit buffy. It's quite
buffy at the moment. He did notice that. Listen, big
show a head.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
We've got Matt Heath coming into for a chitchat after
five o'clock.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Tomorrow's is finally a show on radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yes it is. Indeed, there's plenty more going on, so
text OUs three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
If you've got a billboard idea, that's.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Right, because we are bringing back the year right campaign.
They said it couldn't be done to that, they said,
ye're right. Send through some good ideas. Three four eight three.
You could win yourself a twenty price.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Pack is primal Scream.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
The hod Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keys.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Fun eleven criminals there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this thusday afternoon. The time is twenty five past four
o'clock and all as well, what a beautiful afternoon, and
it is in Auckland City.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Fellas some fun love and criminals seem to have gotten
hold of my email address. Ah yeah, and I'm actually
a bit worried because I'm just going to read the
opening paragraph right, okay, to my personal email.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yes, congratulations, do they use your name? Ey? Didn't say.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
None of that, because that's how I know it's legit.
I have to share bad.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
News with me.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Congratulations, Congratulations, I have to share.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Approximately a few months ago, I gained access to your
devices which you use for Internet browsing. After that, I
have started tracking your internet activities. It goes on to say,
blah blah blah blah, uploaded a virus. I can control
everything you've done. While gathering information about you, have discovered
that you are a big fan of adult websites. You

(04:36):
love watching porn and watching videos while enduring an enormous
enjoying an enormous amount of pleasure, I have managed to
record a number of your dirty scenes and even montage
a few videos. Someone's cutting a montage of old Kezy
package Johan Hammer and Tom.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It would be a little package, A long story short.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
If you don't pay me eight hundred and ninety five
US dollars in bitcoin, they're going to upload and send
it to all of my friends and family.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, okay, so what do you think I do here?
That happened to me? Right?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Basically, they're saying, we've got videos of you having a
go at yourself.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Yeah, and that montage watching No it's not Jason. You're
the one that watches Horse you Yeah, and you've got
the burn met Patty. You've got to remember the stuff.
So they've montaged it to, which I'm a bit worried
about because like, who knows what music they've put it to.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, that's true, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an Arabbean or
Titanic Kenny g.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
It'll be something quite long like November Raine. Oh yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
So what do you think I should do? Think? First
of all, do you think it's a scam? First of all,
it is true because it the same thing happened to me.
Oh my god, and I thought this has got scam
written all over it. You can tell like you just
sort of thinking to yourself, well, the English is appalling.
It's pretty vague. Congratulations, sorry to tell you know, all
that sort of stuff. It's just a bit weird. So
I thought this person's out of their.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Here, especially that I have to share bad news with me.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, I know. That got me a little bit confused
as well. Anyway, I see, you know, sticking with the
sun don't shine. I've seen an email back which was
pretty insulting to them, and next thing you know, it's
just plastered everywhere. Yeah, wow, absolute backbone. Who given it? Right? Okay,

(06:22):
so so you think they will. And the thing about
lis Man, my stock went through the roof, and that's
when that's when I met my wife. You're a sex machine,
thanks man.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
My feeling on this keys is your front foot just
And what I do is I before they do it,
release the filthiest stuff. You've recorded the filthiest. So whatever
they play beyond that, everyone goes.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Don't because they've been filming me, but I don't have
those videos they've got them. So should I go home
tonight and film what you've got?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
You know, got dozens and dozens of outrageously sick recordings
of yourself doing god knows what, and I would just
I don't think the key here, Keasy is you've got
to take the power back, right, You've got to control
the narrative, okay, You've got to be the one that
dictates terms, dictates Okay, And so you go back to
them and say, too late, I've released all of this,
you know, pretty sickening stuff that, so do your best.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Yeah, they're going to send it to friends and family
and that, so should you should do that first?

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Send it to your parents first, because they're the ones
you're probably most worried about. Yeah, rip the plaster off, Yes, just.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Mum, dad, here it is.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
This is me, seriously, your most filthy stuff. I think
you need because because then after that it doesn't matter
what happened.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
You know, pink jacket all fours ok, matched in the
air as not my back?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Should I, now that I'm thinking about it, it might just
because I don't want to just eke out and people
to get a ouhold of it and sher it around
on chat rooms and stuff. I'd other just nipped in
the budge, maybe get pugs on and get pugs on
to put on the website and maybe yeah, yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Right, fellas, I'll do that.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
And would you mind if I just said I'll send
you guys like a collection of videos. You pick which
one is your favorite and.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Do it all. Yeah, yeah, okay, They're all good. Okay,
thanks fellas.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Kesey Red Hot.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Chilli Pepper's here on the radio Hodaki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
The time is four thirty nine.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Kesey, we were talking previously about you being busted with
your homemade pawn.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's not at all what we were talking about.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
All right, Well, you were saying, let's not get let's
not get.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Clear it up. I did to clear this up.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
I got seen a spam email saying that they had
filmed me having to go at myself, and then I
had to pay them, so nipping it in the bud
by sending it out to everyone nice to the front.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Did you pay them to film you?

Speaker 7 (09:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay, anyway, well, it's just.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
That it sort of sparks something up for me. And
I'm going to be honest here. This has been going
on for over a month a month, and it's on
my phone. Something weird happened where my Google. You know,
when you go on the little microphone then you go
house properties and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
house properties, house property, you know, just as an example,

(09:30):
or is it like a Google search you know glass.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Mug, glass mugs, yeah, or like car vehicles.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah, you know, just like you're doing You're doing it
like a Google search, right, yeah, for some reason mine
tree would for some reason minds in Spanish.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
So you're Google so on my phone, are you silly? Yes?

Speaker 6 (09:51):
And so you like you sat audibly out loud audio search.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Take me to horse por one and then we'll do it.
And then it alant to me, but alarant to me
in Spanish what's happened?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
There?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Usually just the text and that's all written in Spanish.
And like the other day it was my birthday and
I got sent to a birthday west from Google and
that was in Spanish.

Speaker 8 (10:19):
And there I said please, it said please have a
really great.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Birth So Google is talking to you in Spanish, but
it doesn't know how to speak Spanish. I'm sorry, birthday please?
Does anyone know what's happened there? Because I'm not I mean,
I'm you know, doctor Google fingers like keesy. However, it
feels like you've got your language set to and I
could be wrong Spanish Sish.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, but this is the thing, is I never I
never set my Google.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
To Spanish, right, it's not to Spanish. Yeah, it is weird.
That is weird because you didn't set it to Spanish.
I mean it is in Spanish, but you didn't see it,
so that means it's not Spanish. I'm thinking.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
I'm thinking that a Spanish person got into my phone
and then changed all my Google Chat to Spanish.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, I see cec.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Racism alarm, Jase. I would love to help you, but
I don't actually speak Spanish.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Like.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
I've got a calm app as well, give you guys
head of the car car map.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
For some reason, car map is that like vehicle navigation.
He means navigation.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
It's called calm and it's about you know, dealing with
your anxiety and stuff like that. But that's all in Portuguese.
Oh yes, I don't know why it's important. I think
a Portuguese in person has gone in there and actually
set it to Portuguese and.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Well hang away. So when you open the car map,
what does it say? Calm app? Yeah, yeah, not to
nitpick am calm as in cool and calm. It doesn't
say calm app. No it doesn't because that's Spanish. Well
it's in Portuguese.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Yeah, okay, yeah, Well you know what might have happened
is you might have set your camp language to Portuguese
or do you not do that?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
But I can't do that, you see, Well that's the
thing you're thinking. Someone that's Portuguese know what it is?
My phone? Do you know what it is? I think
your eyes are reading things in different languages. The only
explanation for it is, yeah, you've got like Google, you know,
Google Eyes, which have just come out, and you're translating

(12:41):
everything into other languages. Because I know you haven't gone
into these things and changed the languages, which means that
can't be it. Yeah, So you know what you're gonna
do because I've heard of this happening.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah, because I was going to ring you last night
about it actually, and so kesy.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, you're gonna have to get your key, sab. What
you're gonna have to do is get in your car vehicle.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Did you drive to the doctor hospitals right and then
ask for some medicine medicine tablets and then that that
should sort that right out. But what do you do?
Don't change your sitting back to You haven't done that,
you haven't tached well.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
As I say, it's either a Portuguese dude and a
and a Spanish dude that have jumped on my phone somehow.
And that's because when you were telling me about your
homemade porn.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
I thought homemade porn. He's a professionally made.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
The Holarchy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
He's indeed David Bowie there on the radio hold Ache
Big show this Tuesday afternoon, six minutes to five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Coming up after five o'clock.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
By the way, I'm going to be speaking to Maddie
Heath his last show tomorrow on Radio Hodaki. Also, Mogi's
wife has left him, so he's living the bachelor life.
We're going to delve into that after fire. Fellers certainly
are just quickly fellers. If it's okay, I've got some
breaking news.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Sure, this is breaking news.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Tickets for the Black Clash on sale now, all right,
if you want to go to the Black Clash. Of course,
it's happening down in christ Church this year. It is
the Hot Spring spar Tee twenty Black Class and Association
with Wolfbrook there on sale. The pre sale which I
got involved with, bought eight tickets. It's sold out in
a matter I think it was like two hours.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
So if you want to get tickets, you'll have to
get in quick because this thing sells out straight away
all the time. You've got Dan Vittory, captain of Team Cricket.
You've also got Anton Divisich and lou Vincent plus Team Rugby.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Karen Reid with old Chris Gail. Wow, why say you
bought eight tickets? Katie?

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yeah, well for my wife and her friends. Obviously I'll
be there in a hot time.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
She put it on your calendar for you to do it, Mike,
did she Yeah?

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Well she did actually because it needed to be at
the exact time that the pre sales we live to
make sure I got them.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
So you want to Black Clash dot co Dottis did
what's that?

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Jase do you think that your wife and all her
friends going to come along because old Mogi's getting in
the old hot hot Spring Spa Therese.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You know what it's Bod's like, Yeah, I want to
come and see my pimple.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
That's what they're excited about seeing is massive pimple. I
was like, mate, you're gonna you're gonna want eight tickets
for this. Get everyone around, they can all join hands
in a big circle around it.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Did you get? Did you get?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
It?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Gives a lot of hate, man?

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Did you give back? Get much love when you were
doing that last year? Morgie ladies like whoo man? A
lot of dudes, A lot of dudes.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I should have seen going through them.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
Of course, there is an A, C, C and d
dB Export Ultra Zone, which is the designated parties own
It's R eighteen limited tickets. Get involved there because we'll
be just in front in the old Hot Spring Spa.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
R eighteen.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Eh, good time, the whole actually big show, wouldn't you
Mike and Keysy tune in week days at four on
Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Welcome back here, massive bagbones. Hope you're getting through your Thursday? Okay,
beautiful afternoon in Auckland City. Tell us what it's like
where you are on three four eight three. Incidentally, you're
listening to the Big Show brought to you by two.
That's in celebration of Towey bringing back their world famous

(16:24):
billboards on that front. If you've got an idea for
a billboard, text us on three four eight three and
we'll fire it up the chain. As they say, well,
run it up the flagpole, run up and see what.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Happens, and your your idea could be on a billboard
because we will definitely fire up the chain.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
You're going to pump it up the chain. That's right.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
The year right campaigner's back habit this one. Yeah, Mogi
will keep his eyes to the front. Yeah right, good one.
That's a good one. That is so true. Yeah yeah yeah.
Oh that's rude. That's rude as well.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
That's that's dis Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
So think about efforts on a billboard. Yeah yeah, sure,
that's not yea as surance a year right? Yeah, yeah,
I know, you just said it wrong.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
I mean, if they don't want filth on there, obviously
they filth can be quite funny, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
But Ken, you're right, not on this show. Yeah. Uh
not your kind of filth, Mogi. I like what you
did that. It's good. Hey.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
By the way, I mentioned before the break that we
the Old Black Clash officially goes on sale today. Did
you the Yeah, I remember I said the Hot Spring
SPA T twenty Black Clash and association with Wolfbrook, the
tickets go on sale today.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I would have remembered that. And then I.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Mentioned the Old A C C and dB Export Ultra
Party Zone R A T. We've got a few tickets
to the double passes to that zone to give away.
So if you are keen, not you, but if you
are keen, give us a text on three four eight
three say who you take with you and why you
know I take what you j is a mad bastard,
that sort of thing and old gum bag Yeah and

(18:03):
old pugsn will run it up the flagpole and there's
a few of those out, which is pretty exciting.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, we'll float it with the higher ups.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, we'll send it up to the old Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we'll fire it off.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Now listen, Mogi's wife has left and so we're going
to get into that next after we listen to a
couple of tunes.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Are you ready for that, Mogi, Yeah, I'm ready for
that man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Good Here Sublime the Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesey Ever Clear.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
They're on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock and we've
got some ticks on three four eight three, some possible
twoy billboards.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Kezy never choose his face off? Yeah right, I actually
don't never choose what my face off. I'm not going
to miss Matt Heath. Yeah right, that's.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, really lovely.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
So keep him coming on three for three. We will
fire it up the old chain.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna float it with the higher up.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
And then old Pugs send it up out the flagpole
there and give it away.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Speaking of missing people, my wife's left me. It's official.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Just a question around this, is it. Has she actually
left you or is it like last time, she just
sort of went I.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Can't can you see where it was? Right? So she's
left me. I've dropped off at the airport. Is she
still with me? No? No, she's saying she's coming back.
But that's a likely story. I mean why would she. Yeah,
amen to that.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
I've made a few changes of massive grow testue growth
on your face.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Totally understandable. That's the last event she had of.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Seeping mount arabs blasting out lab.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Sorry, Maggie, carry on, that's anyway, man support man. And
so as a result of that, I've been cleaning and
doing some cleaning up around the house. I would like
to know, Joseph, you do this and you kezy as well.
But what I do is when she goes, I try.
I like to run a tight ship. But there's things

(20:06):
that my wife likes to have around that I don't,
and there's things that she I like to have around
that she doesn't. Right, that's just how it goes, and
there's a balance between those things. And for example, I'll
ask a question. I'm like, what is this big pile
of papers from the school bills, receipts, you know, pictures
our kid has drawn over the last year that has

(20:27):
just piled up on the bench and on the kitchen table.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
What's happening with all of that shit and the bills
and stuff? You have them email versions of those, and
you know.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
You don't need them. You don't need them. And so
that's my question, and say, oh, yeah, you know something
something something. I can't remember what the answer was, but
certainly they don't go anywhere. And so today I just
went through all of them and they're all in the bin.
I've gone around the house and just throwing probably a
wheely bin of shit right out out. It's gone. So

(21:00):
the entire bench in the kitchen, the sort of breakfast
badge you've got one at your place, yes, completely clear,
was completely bogged down before the kitchen table covered and
stuff ben it's all on the ben.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
What was what was on the because he told us
about the papers, then what was on the kitchen bench
for example.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Kids toys, a handbag that had been sitting there for ages.
You threw your wife's handbag in the bin. Well, it's
a handbag, many handbags? How many handbags do you need? Geezy?
You know?

Speaker 6 (21:35):
So you threw your wife's handbag and don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I threw the one that has been sitting on the
on the kitchen table for two months and hasn't and
hasn't moved. Couldn't tell you, couldn't tell you. But she
loves it. I can tell she loves it because she
always wants to see it every day. So anyway, all
of this stuff is now in the bin, and I'm
just wondering, is it a sort of thing that you do, Jase.
I was talking to somebody else and they say that

(21:58):
she was saying that her husband does the same thing.
As soon as the family is out of the house.
He's just checking things out. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Look, as you mentioned, we've got a kitchen bench as well,
and it's always jammed to the gunnals with absolute shit.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Do they have gunnals? You know?

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Every part of that bench, Yes, is covered in crap,
your bills, Yeah, bits of stuff, bits of stuff, just
just like little booklets, pamphlet pamphlets that sort of jazz.
To be fair, at the moment, it's got a fair
few scripts of mine which I can't actually die don't
know what to do with because you can't really.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Check them out. You rip them up and you check
them out. Yeah I can. I'll do that, but I
do the same thing.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
I clear it all the time, Yes, and then within
a week it's ball.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
It was, so you do do it well. On the fridge.
We also had I was like, what is this and
it was the the invite list for my daughter's birthday
from mid June right still on the fridge.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yes, what are we doing? Hang on, what are we doing?
Is it mid June? Gone coming?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's yeah, yeah, thankfully it's the one God. Oh take
your point. So little Mogi's still got that sitting up there,
and it's just like, well, by the time they get back,
it's all going to be gone and they won't know
what was there. They'll have no idea. Remember, I won't
be able to remember any of it. Yeah, I'm just
interested to know. Three four eight three if and this
will be women as well, that'll be doing this as well.
Once your family is out of their house, are you

(23:23):
just essentially I'm rearranging the house to my like. So
I'm moving pictures around on the walls. The pictures are
up on the wall last time. When I go home,
I've got some changes to make. So I'll be doing
some rearranging. But the great thing is my wife put
all the nails in the wall for me. So that's
good because that's a hard part. I always whack my
hand when I do that.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
So take two three four eight three. What do you
do when your family's out of the house and it's
just you what do you get up to?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I don't want to be that vague about it because
it'll just be felth I'd like to know do you
biff stuff as soon as your partner's back has turned right?
And kids, for that matter, because kids have got so
My daughter's got her room is neck, it's got so
so many toys and books and she won't let you
throw them out. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
My wife said to me the other day, where's your
birthday boy ribbon?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
And I was like, what, you didn't even wear it?
And I said, no, I biffed it. The Huriching Big
Show podcast, indeed, guns mmm.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Roses there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
The time is five twenty three. We asked the question
when your partner goes away, do you biff stuff out?
We got quite a few texts on this on three
four eight three.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
Yeah, and everyone that has ticks through all day, in fact,
is in the drawer for a toy prize pack, which
is bloody exciting. Now, Mike, you were right to say
let's not keep it vague, because I said, you know,
what do you get up to when your partner and
your kids are out? Because obviously the first text that
came through this is not what we're after. As soon
as the family has gone fell as, I'm ripping the
head off the old fella.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I biff went out.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
As soon as the wife and kids are gone, I
took all my peckle on this family. Sofaa, that's not
stuff we're after.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
No, I mean it's not inaccurate though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, but we wanted it to be specifically. So do
you throw things out? So more along the lines of this.
I always find empty vodka and gin bottles in my
husband's closet, under the bed, random places in the garage.
I throw them away whenever he's whenever he's out.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
I think maybe he keeps them because he thinks they're
cool or something.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I think he thinks it really cool. Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
I are on the same program as MOGI, but in
safety mode. So I'll hide a lot of ornamental shit
under the house and then throw it out after a
couple of months when there's been no noise made about it.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yes, that's good.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
That's actually very really good, because there's nothing worse than hey,
where's the blah blah blah, and you.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Go oh, I just put it away. I'll get it
for you. Yeah. Well, funnily enough, somebody that somebody that
I know, her kid just got a broken arm, and
quite badly, and so the doctor said, went to hospital.
A couple of nights in hospital, and the doctor said,
you're going to need something to strengthen that hand, that
grip in that hand. Kid's about ten or something like that.

(26:07):
Came home, he's like, I've got that squashy toy. They're
searching the house high and low for the squishy toy
while they were out. While the two kids and the
wife were at the hospital, the dad went into the
room and cleaned out some toys and that squashy toy
was one of them, and that was in the bin.
And the other kid found that when he put out
the rubbish, just all of these toys, including this thing. Right,

(26:30):
So that was just bad timing. But most of the time,
I don't think anybody's ever going to notice.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
I've just got to just say this one thing about
chucking up kids toys. I have been in that situation
where I chucked some kid's toys out and one of
my girls came home and within like two minutes it
was where is my bah bah?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
It was some glotty blanky or something like that. You know,
you guys are horrible man. Your house fills up with them.
But the problem you've got is that everybody on the
planet has given your kids toys. Yes, and they just
pile up and they don't need them. It's crap. Okay.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
So for someone who's like you know, I've got a
lot of friends, We've got kids who are like two
and three. So books, books, anything, oh yeah, rabbits, rabbit yeah,
my hands, skinny pegs yeah yeah, if you could just
get them like a bag, like a plast bag with
a couple of fish in it.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah. And the check is with the pets when you
turn up. Never give them to the parents. Always hand
them directly to the kids. Okay, what about heaps of lollies?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah yeah, nowson, in terms of you know, we're talking
about when our loved ones go away, taking advantage of
the situation. But in terms of loved ones, I hate
it when my when my better half goes away because
she's very special to me.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
She's my wife.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
And just on that front, our mates at Diamonds on
Richmond have got an amazing deal going on at the moment.
Tell them all about it, queasy.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
I'm not telling them all about it. Have you call
me queezing. My name is.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Chris Okay, Christopher Nice.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Diamonds A Richmond have given us a ten thousand dollars
engagement ring to get away fowlers.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
That's so good. Let's go into one lucky backbone who
dropping a knee knee.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
If they drop the knee, they could get that ten
thousand dollars engagement ring thanks to Diamonds on Richmond. However,
they also get the assistance of us to pull off
the dream proposal. A lot of great ideas have come through.
It's great. Hoduck you dot co dot ins if you're
keen to get yourself from the drawer for this good question. Mike,
Hello anonymous here. I would like a Mariachie band tune

(28:40):
up to her word racist?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Is that racist? I mean it doesn't feel super racist.
I mean it's it's just a certain kind of music.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
They wanted to turn up at her work and do
the soundtrack to me proposing the soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Are are we the Mariachi band? That's three we could be,
well have to be, because we meant to be helping. Yeah,
so we'll be the Merry Archie band. Now it's racist,
is it.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
I've already played the song costume, Yeah, yeah, yeah, get
a Feller's I'd love to drop a knee at a
winery and Martin Brander knee a place we hold close
to our hearts and we spent many great times there together.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'd love the lads help on. Are we going to
be in a bush again.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Eighteenth November and memory of our first date? And then
do an Auckland sunset harbor Cruz and cocktails with dinner
at a hotel afterwards, and then the fowls would jump
out of the bush in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
So I mean it's bold behave. Some people are into
that sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Put the cherry on top of your fellers very quickly.
If you get in touch with Donald John Richmond and
use the phrase my wife, they'll pay your gst.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
That is a huge saving if you are thinking of
dropping you knee, fellas a huge saving.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Are you exciting? Yes?

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Up next Maddy Heath Matt Heath one last show on
Radio Hurducky tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
He's into chat about that.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and keysy tune
in on radio.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh yes, indeed, I ever get sick of Green Day Fellas.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
How Good always left me out? But I tell you
what is lefting me out. We've got a very special
guest in the studio with us so.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
One and only Maddy Heath and Matt. Mate, what a
week it's been for you thus far? One more sleep,
your final show tomorrow. How are you feeling, mate? How
are the emotions the big feels? Boys?

Speaker 9 (30:36):
Yes, feels on the Big Show. I'm feeling like I
got lumps in my throat. Sure, I've got I've got
like tears in my eyes. I pissed my face a
couple of times.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah, you don't think you've got an infection or something
with the lumps in the throat.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yep, got an infection? Yeah, well that might be like
that purple on my face. Can you see that? I
see it? I mean we've been trying not to mention it.
It's the second nose you're growing there, mate.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
Have you at any point, Matt, since making the big decision?
Have you any point gone? Maybe I don't, Maybe I
don't want to go. Maybe I stick at Hudak with
the guys radio.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Do you know there used to be the slogan of
radio the good guys. That's great.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
You can just not dodge the question, matt You'll be like, so, yeah, look,
I'll tell you what, mate.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I have constantly been thinking that, perpetually.

Speaker 9 (31:27):
As I've had a great, great time with the greatest
people and the greatest job I've ever had in my life,
I've been thinking, why am I leaving this done?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah? But it's like you know what it's.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
Like when you're like, you have a packet of chips
and you go, I can't eat any more of these chips.
So you put the little clip on the yeah, and
you go, why if I stopped doing? These chips are amazing?
And then then you try and grab them out. What's
going to happen with those chips? Those chips are not
going to be thrown out, Yes, And I won't be
able to open the chip packet again.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
For the joy. I just need the whole packet, Mattie,
and be done with it.

Speaker 9 (31:59):
Yeah, saying, but you've got to say fourteen years arguably
I have eaten the whole pack I.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Think, Yeah, and it might be time for it'll be
great to have a new thing going on. Yeah, your
mates are gone and you're only upstairs and all that
sort of thing. But the end of an era, isn't it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (32:14):
Yeah, just been steering into Jeremy's eyes for for eleven
years on the.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 9 (32:20):
Sure, just just.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Just I'll just miss those eyes. Yeah, yeah, give me
those eyes.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
It's like when you've been in a long term relationship,
you spice things up a bit. Matter, you've got to
try something different. Yes, in the bed dream, you know.
And that's how I see what you're doing.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
I know it's saying, but a strange you got to
take your love to town.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
And here's because you are leaving Radio Hiarchy. You are leaving.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
I am, yes, but I'll be I'll be speaking to
you every day on zb you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I'll be giving you a call man. Yeah, you know
what I mean. I know I love that station. It'll
be it'll be Coity j and it it'll be g
Lane was something horrific. Yeah, well, you know gu Lane.

Speaker 9 (33:01):
Back in the day, he used to ring up talk
back for ages and he was ringing up. He'd always
ring up on the Harbor Bridge and deliver a shocking
call for practical joke to himself. And then finally someone said,
you're using your work phone, idiot.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
It comes up as my claim our system while he
was working here. Yeah, it's brilliant. Yeah, we should start
doing that.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
We should start calling it to Betty's show, putting on voice.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
There's going to be you're going to get into about
the deluge there.

Speaker 9 (33:25):
Well, there's the meton Jerry Facebook group, the Conclave. Yes,
and there's lots of threats in the conclave shringing me
up constantly.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Hey, look at all counts his audience. Man at the
I'll be heavy, You'll be happy. I'm happy to be pranked.
I love it. Do you have it easy to deal
with in some of the other course.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Is there a fair you know, especially with talkback and
stuff like that, Where my god, what if no one
wrings me up?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Remember Murray Murray deaker? Youles please? Yeah? Are you vaping
in the student No?

Speaker 5 (33:58):
And he was saying that when he first started, he
just used to get all his friends and family to
ring up because no one was ringing up, and so
that was his way of getting through those.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
First few days. You just lay into league. Yeah, this
is what happens.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
People say, you need to talk about League, and when
I do, where are the cours?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Okay exactly, yes, yours please, I'll tell you what we're
going to watch. We're going into their kids.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
This is just for mad Heath. We're going to Portugal
the Man.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, yeah, the darching being shown podcast.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Portugal The Man there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. We got the one and only madd
Heath in the studio with us. Maddie, your final show tomorrow.
Made any any special plans that we should know about.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
What's been happening is Jezzer and Ruder and Mashi. They
said to me, you don't do anything this week, right,
we'll surprise you. So I've kind of been a guest
on the show, which has been horrible actually, because I
like to know what's coming up. Yeah, yeah, sure, And
then they'll play like there's been some good times and
there's been some lies, and I've committed some crimes.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
So we have all been there, man. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:10):
So some of the week has sort of been more
of a mere culper than a victory laps.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
So relitigating some of the old forgotten.

Speaker 9 (35:16):
Yeah, and you realize after e living years only did
about four rep.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, It was quite interesting because I think
I must have started to listen to you guys really
early on back in the day, and it was so
refreshing because it was the first time I'd heard any
kind of radio where it was just two guys that
talk to each other normally, but not in a sort
of student radio type of way, which sucked the life
out of everything. There was still jokes in there, although

(35:45):
you guys didn't really laugh. I remember you guys sort
of thinking you might have even talked about it on here.
You're like, oh, yeah, the audience can't hear us smiling.

Speaker 9 (35:54):
Yeah, So we used to turn out. We used to
when we're laughing, we turn the MIC's off. Because Jerry
had come from eating media lunch, which was very dead pan,
he wanted to continue the dead pan on ear sure,
so I'd see him absolutely cracking up. But the world
thought we were kind of strange, soulless beasts.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yes, what's your view on that now? But the good one,
Jerry is pretty kind of strange. How about this?

Speaker 9 (36:20):
So Jeremy Wells, he hosts Sharp. Do you know what
he ordered his coffee in the car today?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Is? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (36:28):
I mean, come on, And he was just walking around
giggling so much. I heard cackling, and then he came
over and showed me, and then I couldn't stop laughing.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Yeah, Matt, what kind of person are you when it
comes to leaving somewhere? Are you a person who immediately
just your new allegiance at zib and I had fun
at Haduky, But that did to me now and now,
in fact, I want to beat Haduki and I don't
want to.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
Look at this.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Can you see me getting a news dog z? How
many you've got a few? T you got your boys
names and all that.

Speaker 9 (37:00):
I've got a good radio praying you guys, you guys
along with me? We all get used to'd be tramp stamps.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
How good was that tramp stamp? I don't know. Yeah,
that'll be hot. Yeah, a trump stamp. I mean that
would be funny for everyone. My wife would love that. Well, Maddie,
are you wrapping it up? I've got a few more
questions for man.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
People, get on with it, then put me out to pasture.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Put me in the top paddic man.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
When you think back on your vast broadcasting career, radio hurdarchy, obviously,
there are certain moments that come to mind. Yeah, once
your most fondest. What are you most proud of?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
That's a great question. I think.

Speaker 9 (37:45):
It's the it's the hilarity of it, right, which is
a cross between the whole thing and and it's like
I'm trying to cross the word hilarity. It's the good times.
It's the people, you know, it's this. This sounds trite,
but it is actually the peace people. Sure, and generally speaking,
I might not surprise. I forget that there's any listeners. Yeah,

(38:05):
and sometimes there haven't been any, but I forget there are,
and it's just me talking to some buddies.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
And then I see you guys around, and it just
it just feels like a great team. It feels like
it feels like a social group about you. But you
can My feeling is you can come in here and
you've got all these streetses that sort of come from
everywhere else, sort of the things happening in the world,
things that happen and other parts of your life and
family and all those sorts of things. But when I

(38:31):
come and hear pretty quickly, I get to inflect all
my misery on these days. But in all honestly, I
am laughing my ass off really quickly, and it's always
the highlight of my day.

Speaker 9 (38:41):
Yeah, well, especially through COVID when everyone was locked in
their homes and we got to come and sit around
and talk.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
With some mates every day.

Speaker 9 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, man, I felt grateful for that, and also
I couldn't understand why we were considered were deemed essential services.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Really me talking about what was really funny about that
whole COVID time was, you know, the three of us
would the three of us would turn up, you know,
it'd just be the three of us and the producer
or whatever and the name what was his name?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Joe? Joe.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
And then all of a sudden, as everyone started coming
back to work, and it was like, who are these people?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Go out of my space?

Speaker 9 (39:25):
I hadn't hit Messha's girlfriend came to see us on
the first day that people were allowed back, and I
hadn't smelt a woman in so long, and I smelt
her before she before.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
She she knew you were there. Yeah. Well I was
hiding behind her the coat wreck as she walked past,
because I knew a woman was coming in. No, no,
but the perfume of a woman. Yeah, it was so weird.

Speaker 9 (39:45):
And then and then all these people started coming into
our space. He's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (39:51):
Can I ask one last genuine question? Yes, are you
prepared for the amount of work that ZIB could be
compared to this cushy ho Ducki. Well, it's interesting that
day because I've been in neutral for a number of years.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Now you are first. I'm not going to go past
first gear, but you know what I mean. It's like
I've just been.

Speaker 9 (40:12):
Sitting there just saying the same jokes from Reworker.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
We all do it.

Speaker 9 (40:20):
Yeah, talk for a while and say you seem busy,
I'll let you go, you know, bless blessed, blessed, which
interestingly I got the saying blessedly spece which I say
much from cy Bonnett, who on because I was once
listening to his show and he said bless blea spest
to someone.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I thought that's quite a full thing to say. I
say it on the radio the next day said it,
and now it's doing it on news talk. Yeah great stuff.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Well man, listen mate, you're a legend and you're going
to be hugely missed around here obviously, but I can
see you coming down and popping in all the time.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Anyway, It's not like we, you know, really separating. I'll
be sitting out there vaping, and baby, your co host
is going to be stoked to see more and more
of you. You just pop it anytime. You will be thrilled.
I already hate them already all the best. You're going
to go great guns. It's going to be huge. And
this is genuine love you guys. I love your show.

(41:14):
I love you guys, and I'll continue listening as a fan.
Keez is going to do a hacker for you now. Man, Okay, well,
I've seen a pretty big one recently.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
So you've got the Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Tune in four on Radio Faith No more there on
the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. Now, the census has been released,
so we're going to have a bit of Census chat
after six o'clock, which will be great. I love census.
It's good, it's really good. Also, what's on the TV
with Mike Mono? Now, something special about this one. Mowgi
last night promised that he was going to watch something

(41:48):
last night, so he had an absolute doozy for What's
on the TV with me?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Mike, Man, won't be letting you down.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
The quote was, look, Fellas, I'm really I'm sorry. I
haven't been watching enough TV. So today I'm going to
go home and watch something good because I'm sick of
just coming in and saying I watched Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Make sure you tune in.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
It's going to be excellent all that after Sex the
whole Achy Big Show with Mike and Key.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hod Ike.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Welcome back your miss of Backbones. Hope Thursday's going along
very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Tilly and in regards to that TWI,
you're bringing back their world famous billboard too. So you've
got some ideas that you think might work for a
toy billboard. Text us now on three four eight three
and more up the chain.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, the higher up. Yeah, it's quite a
few tics actually coming through. Oh yes, which is great.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
What's an example of one.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
I'd love to see pugsn saunter out of my sister's
room carrying eleven Connie Rappers. Yeah right, okay, good on
pug Sons. Filthy man, that's not good. Hoidy J only
catches adult snapper. Yeah right, got it. His wife is

(43:02):
coming back, So we'll run all these other flags.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
There must be one that puts the boot into old
Keysy there.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
It doesn't seem to be one that you know, it
doesn't seem to their man. Nah, okay, I'll search what
you guys talk about the podcast outro if you want.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Okay then, and the podcast The intro is a podcast
that we do. You've all heard of it. It's one
of the top podcasts in the country. Actually it is.
It hasn't won any awards, but that's the thing with awards,
it's mostly politics. Joe said, I don't really do it
for the awards, man, more just because the people love
it and they've been frothing about today. I mean, I'm

(43:41):
being stopped a lot and asked, you know, when's the
next podcast coming out? And I'm like, daily, you idiot,
you know, Monday and Fridays. Yeah, and there's a special
one that comes out on Sunday called Cold Cats. That's
the name that old Pugson came up with. Do you
mind keys In and Jason talking about you? I found podcast?

(44:02):
Oh yeah, that was great.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
I might try something different for dinner other than Porkmant's.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Yeah, right, it was very good. Is today's clip. It's
about the throbber who cares how hard. The theme is
as long as you can loosely every time, just chill
over the thing with fury and rage. Yeah, sailor on

(44:32):
a boat's got nothing to do with the ocean. Apparently,
I thought I thought the theme was fishing. Things got
pretty heated there, fellas.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Just just in terms of the throw, we're going to
be a bit more relaxed about it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
We're going to chill out. Brother, you're a young man.
It's just winning means so much to.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
I love being told to chill out by you too.
I will chill out tomorrow. The theme is Matt Heath,
so it's quite a loose theme.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, it's pretty loose. He's loose af.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
So it can pretty much be anything, really, as long
as vaguely adjacent to manhea.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Wow. Yeah, so it should be all good feels. I'm excited.
Should be sweet yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
Man hey, just before we go to Toolschism, can I just
say one thing taism Game of two halves on tonight,
Sky right is captaining for the.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Captain Edmund. So you're the head of the Edmund man. No, no, no,
I finally recognize you for all the great Edmund that
you do on the hod Act Big Show, and they've
given you Captain Edmund responsibility. That is yeah. Yeah, applaud
that keysy what kick.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I took monkeys there on the radio. Hold Archie Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. Now the census has been released,
such time for it. But wow, census chack do we
have a sting for that?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Keezy? Ah?

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Yeah, I know you love your stats, magie. What stands
out for you the most other.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Than sorry, carry on? So there's a bit of a
cigarette chat in here, and that's that's what's caught my eye. Brother.
Cigarette smoking continued to decrease from the rates reported in
two thousand and eighteen. That's when the last census was.

(46:30):
That's good. The proportion of the adult is it? Is it? Keasy?

Speaker 10 (46:34):
No?

Speaker 6 (46:34):
I mean it was good that it was. The last
census was in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Well, put man, the proportion of the adult population smoked
one or more cigarettes a day almost half since the
twenty thirteen census. Oh that's good. Are you guys getting
this yeah. Man. In two thousand and twenty three, seven
point seven percent of the population were regular smokers, compared

(46:58):
with fifteen point one in twenty thirteen. That's that's pretty good.
It's not bad, is it. Yeah? Tasmand had the lowest
proportion of regular smokers at six point three percent. Well,
because he had the highest at twelve percent. Northland has
the highest proportion of X smokers at thirty two point
eight percent. In Auckland had the highest proportion of adults

(47:18):
who had never smoked regularly, at seventy three point six percent.
I don't know though, because under this who smoked one
or more cigarettes to day? By that I would not
be regarded as a smoker. No, because I only smoked
when I'm on the hammer, right, So that's probably incorrect. Well,
it doesn't capture the full picture, does it.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Keezy right, So saying yes, would you smoke more than
a pack a month?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (47:46):
Yes, so maybe that should be maybe we send it
up the flagpole. All right, we'll put that up the chain.
I'm going to be captured either every now and then.
He likes a dart, but I don't think i'd record.
I don't think i'd define him as a smoker. That's
not what defines that.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I don't know if he does and darts.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Well, funnily enough, when I dropped him off at his
house the other day, he went smashed three daries in
the car.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yes, he does like darts. He's all about it.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
So many patches he's got. Yeah, that's really interesting.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
But it is really interesting. But I think they'll go
the smoking rates will go up again now because people
are sort of gapment softer, aren't they. They're not putting
the prices up, sure, I think they're giving away free
darts actually, oh wow, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
And you were saying as well that vaping now is
so addictive that it's almost easy to give up darts,
and it is vaping some.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Of the people. Oh yeah, well the vac vaping is
not captured here. But certainly for me to give up vaping,
I started smoking again, which is weird because usually people
use the vape.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
A bit of an announcement on that I'm going to
give up the darts, are you man?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah? Man, well, after all this time and you've been
so dedicated to it, I don't know. Actually that's a
good idea for you, especially with everything you got going on. Yeah,
I'm going to do Fellers. Okay, what day are you talking?
Twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
Right, so you've got still work two and a half
years of hard duck.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Well, good on you. Twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
The Wholarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Oh yeah, BC boys there on the radio. Ho racky
big show this Thursday evening.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Let's talk Telly.

Speaker 9 (49:25):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Yes, yes, we're going to keep doing that.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah, okay for ever. Everyone loves it. Everyone last night
and more Jen Then, so there you go. Yet's gutting
because you were going to.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Yeah you said, you said that. Now I'm going to
go home and I'm going to watch something tonight.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
I'll tell you what I did instead, I'll tell you
what I didn't see it. I worked and then all
so I helped my wife pack to go away, okay,
And that was that, And that took till ten o'clock
and then I had a shocking sleep. All right, all right, Jason?
Happy now? Man? Then I grew this pimple? Why did

(50:18):
you That's like you spent quite a bit of time
on that. Did you help her pack? Her things. No, Look,
i'll be honest with you. I didn't, right, I was
in bed. Well, she was doing it because she said
she didn't want any help from me. Sure, which is fine,
And she goes, I'm going to go and pack. I said, sweet,
I'm going to do some work. So I was in
the office. I came in an hour later. There was

(50:38):
not a single single item in the suitcase. Right. I
don't know what she'd been doing for an hour, but
it wasn't packing her bag. So then there we were
still at square one. Nothing packed. Yeah, yeah, well she
was at square one. I was in bed. Yeah. I
watched sester Wives last night with a polygamous family. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(51:00):
Eight man.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
It's because it's everyone's falling apart and there's divorces.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Going on and all the wives are sort of at
each other's strokes. Is this one you've come back to?

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Yeah, I've come back to it, back to it because
my wife's been watching it and everything is disintegrating and
they all kind of hate the husband now and they're
all going and it's quite entertaining to watch then disintegrate. Yes, sure,
and put it on TV.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Can I just read a text here? Fellas just three
four eight three. For the love of God, can KIZI
please not talk about Treasure Island again today?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah, that's a good chat for me.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
You can take their tics and shove it, because I
watched another episode of it last night, and you remember
how I brought up that I didn't like the female actresses,
the two that were on. They were both very annoying.
They are now both gone, which is excellent.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Do you think that was because of what you said
last night? Wow? The power of you know, you were
the power of the segment to be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Yeah, putting knives and and saying how terrible they were,
and all of a sudden they are annoying. You said
they were the worst thing that they you've ever seen
on that show?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
The worst thing since Uncut Bread? Did I say that? Yeah? Man,
did I say that weird thing about Uncut Bread? And
now lo and behold keys, they're no longer on the show.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
They were probably relying on the money from that show
to sort of feed their family.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
How's come they got bennd they just got eliminated because
they've basically got this little actors alliance up against White Hongy,
who's running this other alliance with people who are actually
good at the challenges, yeah, because they're annoying.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
They were just like keep putting them up and so
now you see, which is quite funny. If I was
on that.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Show, I'd be good at the challengers and good at
the sort of actory stuff too.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Yeah, so i'd have two alliances. Jayce God, I hate
that show. I would love for you to go on
that show.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
I'd love to go on it as well. I'd love
for us three to be on it.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Oh yeah, that would be quite good because i'd get
the knives out for you straight away on so good Ah.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
You know the song, no, I do you know it? Man?

Speaker 6 (53:07):
It's bon Jovi. It's bon Jovi. He's got it right,
bon Jovi. That was the first challenge you failed. You're out,
You're off the Island.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
And Kissy Jet there on the Radio hod Archy Big
Show this Thursday evening.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Now you're acol. On yesterday's show, maybe.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
We were talking to old stick men from Peckinsay Fellows. Yeah,
I mean offered the listeners out there the opportunity to
get a stick man tattoo.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Well, that's right.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
We were chatting tattoos, and then obviously when you think
of tattoos you think of pugsn and hiss ones that
sort of don't really make sense.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
He stick Man actually offered.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
He was like, oh yeah, has anyone out there want
to get a stick Man tattoo? And then we were
all like, I know who should get one?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Old pugs aren't?

Speaker 10 (53:50):
Is that way he brought me in here?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Yeah, because clearly you don't care what sort of tattoo
you get stapled onto your skin there, and so we thought,
of any one's going to do it, it's going to
be you pugs.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
So how do you feel about that? Because obviously they
must make your day right, just another random tattoo free
tats makes.

Speaker 10 (54:07):
Me feel really good that you guys see my tattoos
in that kind of light.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Can I ask where you're going to get the stick
Man tattoo? Put Pugsnyea? I was going to say on
your neck would be good?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
On my neck? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (54:19):
Well, I was thinking maybe somewhere a little more central.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Oh yeah, oh, one of your meat petty nipples could
be the head of I would describe his nipples as
sticky beef, sticky beef nipples. Right, he's one of the
sticky beef nipples as the head. You know what I mean?
It's true pugs or yeah, what do you think, Mike?

(54:45):
I think it could be like the sticky beef nipple. Actually,
you could tune both of the nipples because they are big,
into like a push bike and then you could have
stick Man riding the bike the wheel.

Speaker 7 (55:02):
The wheel.

Speaker 10 (55:04):
Would be on view across my chest there.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
To be for You're right, they're very big nipples. They're
like source sticky and beef. It's going to be it's
going to be. It's going to be like your teaer
trucky that's right, Mai.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
And what it does is it takes like what is
traditionally you know, because you've got the moth tatoo there
and you've got the mess of sticky beef nipples. It'll
turn what is my son might think is a bit
of an iceore into something quite like almost an anecdote like, hey,
have you seen stick Man riding my bicycle?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Do you want to see that? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (55:38):
And people be like, yeah, I think I would have
preferred if this was Connie Chair.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
If I'm honest, okay, well, yeah, I mean we can
do it.

Speaker 10 (55:45):
No, we're not doing it. I mean we're not doing that.
I'd just rather do that.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
But you are prepared to get the tattoo though, is
that correct?

Speaker 10 (55:51):
I'm not prepared to get it at all, jays, but'll
we signed you up to get it. Okay, that's great.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
It's just that stick Man yea quite full on and
so he's like, someone better get this tattoo.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Yeah, I can do that, and I think Maggie nailed it.
It's going to be stick Man riding your sticky beef
nips on his.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Nip tricycle bicycles.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yeah, so we'll see that up a Pugs. Yeah sounds good.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Cool mancking Big show podcast, Well the go your mad Barstards.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
That's your Thursday show, done and dusted.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Big day tomorrow and radio. We had the great to
Matt Heathan just before his final day.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
It's going to be quite an emotional day at the station.
And I understand you two fellas and Pugs are planning
after our show tomorrow to carry on with it.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
Yeah, so we'll be in early tomorrow. Myself and Mike
will be a part of the show. Think it's gonna
be a whole heap of people here for Matt's last
show six till nine, a historic day on the station.
And then, yes, very much so. I think in the
afternoon I'll be joining in, come back, we'll do the show,
and then we'll join back and again later on. So
he might be in a bit of a it might
be a busy day tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
It's going He's going to be a busy day. Yeah,
So in early night for you tonight, I hope make
I'm going.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
To go home man, and well I'm not actually I'm
going to go to the gym, and then I'm going
to watch the Vince McMahon documentary. Good. Do you know
what I mean? Yes, it's a wrestling documentary which I
can put on the main TV in the house and
watch it without any discussion because my wife is with me. Yeah. Key,

(57:43):
what are you up to you mate? Tonight? Soun's great.
I'll tell you what I'm doing. No, go go on.
I'm trying to get a beat here. I had a
really terrible sleep last I had a terrible sleep last night.
Can I actually tell you what I'm talking about about?

Speaker 10 (57:56):
The show?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:56):
We did?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Ye, I'm going to be early because I had a
terrible sleep last night. Yeah, it really starts tomorrow and
you got a big data. I've got a big dat tomorrow,
Jase White, You're going to be there, man, it seems
pretty ship.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Unfortunately, I'm filming a show which I can't talk about.
Show is a Cool Time Sex thirty am out in
way Malku Right, I'm not looking forward to that.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
But the comedy, I am no, that is the show
you're filming? Comedy? Not really?

Speaker 6 (58:23):
No, it's not a the's got some comedy in it, right,
has got any mystery, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Man? Yeah, it's got a bit of mystery. Has it
got any wood? It's been like snapped or broken? Sure?
That sounds fun? Yeah man. But I'll be in hopefully
by about mit dash and the party still go and
I'll do it and then see see you later see
its six ams more over, Met's final show
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