December 4, 2024 • 50 mins
On today's episode, Jase has a deadly animal encounter, Mike's found the Big Show's new tune and if Keyzie wasn't already in trouble with his wiiife, he certainly is now.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on holdak cheers Towy from bringing Back
to Last and a World Gone Man. Yeah right, welcome
this big show, really big.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hys might.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Know, and.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I'm kidding your man.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
It's great to have your company this Wednesday afternoon, the
fourth of December twenty twenty four, and you, my friends,
are listening to the Big Show, brought to you, of
course by Twoey. Don't mind if we do get it
in here?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes please, good stuff. Of course, the toy billboards have
made a comeback, the iconic tivy billboards. So if you're
ever driving downtown you see something hilarious written on a sign,
you know it's the twy billboard.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah yeah, because we could all use a laugh. Kezy.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
Well, that's the thing, man. You know, time's been tough,
especially this year. Yeah for sure, but it feels like
a lot of people are taking things a bit seriously.
So those those billboards, they really bring a ray of
humor into your life, don't they easy? A sunray of humor.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
A sunray I tell you what, we should fire up
the flag pole of management.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I tell you what.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
May have been tough, mate, but they've had no effect
on you. You're stallion, you're right as always, you're looking
as hot as every and is this your is this
your alternate white tea today?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's one of them all right.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I remember you saying, you say you had two of them.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
No, I've got about twenty, about twenty now, I got
heaps for them.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Me.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
You're mad dog, your six center the bee, you're filthy
old Perth. Yeah, what a great day I've been having
to That is hot. Brother. It's taken a turn, yes,
it is now summer. It's taken a long time to
get here. But I'm bloody thrilled about it. The smell
in the air, man, the whole thing. Absolutely yeah, I'm
stoked work on Friday and I'm not disappointed about that.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Now, Keysy, what's up your Perth?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
You're you're looking a bit.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Tired, But let me just say, mate, you're tired because
you're a star on the rise, man, and you are
in demand and right beside because you're a talented bastard.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
And also, god, you're looking good as well. Man.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
You're looking even though it tight, as I said, yes,
and a beautiful complexion, your bangs are popping.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You a lovely black tea on house life.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Man, life is great here in all Sydney. Sorry, the
weather's great. And the fact that now you're just rocking
around with a T shirt on and shorts every day,
No me, no me? Oh right, life just feels great.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We're heading towards the summer holidays and I'm hanging out
for it.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
The only thing I'm hanging out for in terms of
your wardrobe there is when are you going to wear
your orthopedic slippers again?
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
When the arches of my feet start flaring up? Okay
all the time?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yea extra support, jays.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You look great man, you think you man?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
What is that camp you were in?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
It's when I stole from the ACC, but I'm not
sure if it's a generic black Cats cap or it's
the woman's black the.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
White white fans. It's got the teal color on it.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Which suggested is the white fans, which I'm happy to
wear as well.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I just don't know, I just I just god sure.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I think that's just a generic throwback hat that they've
got for both teams.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
All right? Great? Oh, speaking of great, here's system of
a down.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yes Indeed Faith no more there on the Radio Hodkey
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, twelve minutes past four o'clock.
And what a special treat it was yesterday Mogi, I finally,
after bedering Keysy for Ages, who managed to get a
bit of a guest spot on that hugely popular show
Game of Two Halves.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yeah, right, and you lucky Bath.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I know, I know, because I know you were fizzing
about it too and wanting to get on all exactly.
And I actually said to the guys when I was there,
why didn't you get Mogi on? Because he would have
been awesome for this. But they said, oh, yeah, we
did think about Mogi, but they didn't say that, yeah
they did.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It was a special treat because not only did I
get to be a part of it, but also I
got to be for most of the time that I
was there, part of the live studio audience.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
And I got to see the show live and the
sort of magic of TV.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
How many hours were you? Was? Was it before you
actually did anything?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Well? It was.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This is the good thing because it was the Christmas special, right,
It was at. It was an extra long episode, so
I think it was about maybe an hour and a half,
two hours, and then Hoidy.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
J came on did his two minutes and that was it.
It was bloody.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I was freaking out because I was like, these boys
are humming and ladies and old hoody Jay is going
to come out there. Here we go. This got this
has got bloody disaster written all over it.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Magie.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
So so just to be clear, you went out there
and Keysy, let's be honest. He has been trying to
get you on there for weeks and weeks and weeks
he gets you on there. Finally you su to come.
He gets the producer to call you direct, but put
you in a very awkward position.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That was a fluke.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
He called youks a new paras of phono he.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Called me and I was all actually with Jase right.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Now pasiphone over. Extremely awkward for hod J. So you
can't say no, here's to say yes. Then yesterday like oh,
we've got to get out there. It was you know,
pretty late in the evening as it was. Yeah, after
the show there and then you get out there, you've
got to sit in the studio audience like a scumbag,
like a member of the public.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, the filth the film makes felt, but I didn't
like there and.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Watched the show for two hours.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
That was That was a neat part of it, because
I don't often get to set with the filth, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
And here's the other thing too, is that we turned
up and.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
They had pizzas there in the green room and old
Pugsan doing a bit of SOA. He's like, Jace, put
this mic on. We can do lots of social stuff,
and I was like, sweet as pugsn Incidentally, the only
downside was there's only vegetarian pizza left by the time
I got there.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah. Can I just say that, Jayce, I'm very deeply
sorry that you had to wait so long to come on,
and then you came on for thirty seconds. What happened
was the producer who went with speaking the day was like,
we have to get hood. J One loves what j
was fine. So I've been asking all year, no, no, no,
it's like, you've gotta get on with the Christmas pecials.
I finally ask him. I asked him, well he rang
(06:09):
me while you were with me? You said yes, And
then I find out that you're doing a guest spot
at the very end of the show for like a minute,
and I was just like, are you.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I mean, the funny thing about is it's the first
thing that's going to hit the caning room floor one.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Hundred percent, because to be honest, it wasn't there. It
wasn't that good. It was pretty weak.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, but and the thing.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Was too all myke because they said do you know
what you're doing? And I went nat, and they said
have you read the lines?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And I went nah, And they said, oh, it's all good.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's on auto a que, which is like a teleprompter.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
And I went, oh, okay, well it's all on auto Q.
Then I don't need to worry about it. Then I
get up on the on the set there and I
can't read the bloody thing because it's too far away.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But the good thing was I found So he filmed
this Christmas special which is coming out in a couple
of weeks, So good, thanks Jase. The whole time I
was filming it, I was looking over at Jason the
audience feeling terrible the whole time. I don't know why
he's sighing like I was having felt terrible salute ball?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Do you know sometimes Mogi, and this is really important,
because I was hamming it up that I wasn't having
a good time and stuff like that. You know, I
was just pretending like this was just all misery. And
then and then you know, sometimes when you're pretending, you actually.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
End up being that way.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yeah, and I found myself actually being that way, and
then you know what what went off in my head?
Pull your hidden j pull your hidden right. So I
sat there with PEGSN in the studio audience, and Mate,
I just did not stop laughing.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Okay, now, did you just did you just drop a head?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I didn't. No, I didn't. I definitely did not. Jas,
I definitely did not.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Can we get the audio on that? Please?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Pat you We can get the audio once again, Jesse.
I'm sorry that I begged you to come on and
then we dragged you out there. You're on for thirty seconds.
It was a great thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Thanks mate, And I'm so you had.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
To go through that. And I'll never ask you to
do anything.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I was great.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I loved it. We don't apologize, mate, He's talking heads.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Achy Monkeys there on the Radio hod Akey Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon, twenty four minutes past four o'clock. I
just I was just a little bit concerned that you
dropped another F bomb there. Well here's another keysy. Can
we just check that out because oh, Paks clip the audio.
Can we just check it to be doubly sure?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And before I play it, I'm pretty sure I didn't
drop an F bomb.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I just did not stop laughing, Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Now, so it's funny because I go and then I
start laughing and then you say okay, yes, I literally
sound out the word of what would be.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Yes, okay, Yeah, I mean I'm not happy.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
That's right on the line for me.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, what do you think New Zealand texts you just
drop an the F bomb?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Three four eight three.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, that'll definitely end well, hey, fell you know it's
Huducky's birthday to day, man.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, fifty eight fifty eight yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So it's been a bloody long time since they first
got the old tidy the boat there and went out
into the look did you say, Terry, you can't call
it that man, I'm not saying Tizzy. Oh, I'm saying
Terry t I I.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I actually parts. Can you clip that audio though?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
We don't need to sound like you're saying d Yeah,
that's the name of the boat fifty and happy birthday
by this. This is not how I want to I
don't know it wasn't there. So it's fifty eight years
Huaducky first began and we've managed to believe it flowing
by one of the first voice breaks that was ever
ustered on the airwaves. Nice thought we could ever listen
(09:42):
to it and then maybe just critique it.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Here you go, this is Radio how Racky, the Home
of the Young New Zealanders.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
How Racky forty eight.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
How are you today?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Well, if you know good, I've got good news for you.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
You're gonna be good before we finished here talking to
you this morning. By nine o'clock, you're gonna be one
of the happiest folk alive. And this is our aim
on how Reky, to please you, to entertain you, to
get your happier, so that this week, which is gonna
be one of the happiest weeks in our lives, that's
for sure. He's gonna be the happiest week in your life,
and next week's gonna be even happier, and the week
after's gonna be happier than that, and so on and
(10:33):
so on until we reach infinity. How's that heaven on Earth?
It's two minutes after six. My name is Patty o'donald.
I speaking to you yesterday morning, and I'm glad to
see good. Make it for this breakfast session, the first
first early morning get together, the commercial wise midweek wise
that we'll have on how Reki. There's a few things
(10:55):
I've got to tell you throughout the program this morning.
I've got a few telegrams here that I must read out.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Years we go by.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
There's little things like our new s format and music
policy i'll explain again for the benefit of those folk
who never made it. And also I think I missed
Fillion again on the sixty six singles and the sixty
six albums.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But that's about all. All the rest is music. This
is radio.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
How wracky love four eight, oh, how.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Wacky funky, absolutely magnificent. First of all, the pronunciation of
how recky? Is that what he said? Yes, how recky?
That's off, But that's only just been correctd fearly recently,
isn't it keyzy? That's a trick there, because they wouldn't
have been able to do as we are leading into
(11:49):
the season the ho ho Horaki. Yeah, yeah, really dipped
out there. I like the station of Young New Zealanders. Yes,
big fan of that. I was a big fan of
the organ. Now it's eight New Zealanders, isn't it it is?
So it's everything and backbones and backbones. Well, no, it's
now it's Old New Zealanders because it's still the same
audience from fifty eight years ago.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I tell you what.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Actually, when we when we're doing the live shows, we
get a few of those old.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Fel That's right, we do listening from the start there,
And but it was great, wasn't it was funky? It
was it was cool.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Can I can I make a request? Can we track
down that music and make that our music? Because that
music was sick it was. That was awesome and very
much in the style of an American DJ, as opposed
to what would have been the British style that would
have been on every other radio station in New Zealand
at that time, and there's probably only one, but a
very British and clipped way of delivering things very proper.
But obviously that they've gone with there is a lot
(12:45):
more rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Baby, when we like rebrand the Big Show, we should
come back and try and emulate that sound and do
our show. Yeah you know what I mean, because that
sounds so cool. It was kind of bluesy almost, Yeah,
you know what I mean. Someone just going to town
on a little organ, a.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Blues organ going to town.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's like.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
He goes hard on his organ.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The whole Acty Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The hold a Big show Hunger.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, good stuff, good stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Let's get into a good a kindle your man, Baskett, how's.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Life Yeah good? What do you yourself?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah good? Thanks? Makee Kendall, what do you do for
a crust?
Speaker 8 (13:23):
I'm a sparky apprentice man.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Backbone? All right?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
What are you running at the moment there? In terms
of your vis Kendall.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
I'm gonna nothing care of him for work at the moment,
but I do coming a week.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh yes, we're talking super charge man or just the natural.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Aspiration more responsible.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Buffle delete man.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
You stay on the line there, kindle o.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Good made pugs and studio be we'll look after you good.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
A Christian man basket? How's like?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Pretty grass things mate.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I can't complain, yeah boy oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
What do you do for a cross Chris? Mate?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
My drivers by trade trade? What driver?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
A Forklift's the thing you used to pick stuff up?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Ja with the forky things? What are you running in
terms of your vehicle? Chris?
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Oh, Stevenlander, you're a Stallion family wagon?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah wagon?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Are you quite potent? Are you? Are you?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Chris?
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
You could say that. Yeah, the old family way to go.
Get on your starting.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
The line used to says on the fertility man.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You haven't even said what these people are in the
draw for the secret. It's not a secret. No, it's
the Q Classic Karen hot Rod Festival happening in Jam.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Well you said it about three minutes, you said.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
About six minutes ago. Okay, three flights accommodation as well,
which is bloody good?
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Three flights?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What do you need?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Three? Three?
Speaker 10 (15:00):
Good?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Being your made bastard hell's live good? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Good? Thanks being cockup?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Tell me Ben, what do you do for crass? Mate?
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Magician?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Uh wait?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Do you install it or do you clean it?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Or yeah no, I oh carpet, Oh yeah, good what
carpet man?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
What are you running at the moment?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Being vehicle wise, yeah, I'll shuck you over two packs
down as well, he'll put you in the jaw.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Make good luck.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Thanks love you man. Thanks being rush.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
It was no nonsense.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Pretty talks to talk fast, will talk fast. We'll get
on with their day.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, let's just get on with it.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
I mean the bedroom. Let's just get this done. Your
fast talker in the bedroom, mate.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I'm pretty fast, say let's do this.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
So good man. Keeping it up. By the way, we're
gonna running this competition for a little bit longer. I
believe we'll be drawing the winner. Are drawing it monday?
Oh oh wow, Monday we'll be calling the winner of
the Commune classicarent hot Rod at our festival. So keeping
it up for that. What is it called a cuticle?
The honk of the big Show, Honker, you're ready to
call O eight hundred Hodarky and you could be in
the drawer.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, good stuff, kezy.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
At Tom Petty to turn up. What are you're cruising
in your vehicle?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
The darky big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Tom Petty.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
There on the radio, Holdarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Listen,
coming up after five o'clock Big Show. Iinprov Oh yeah,
so have you got any suggestions for that? Text us
through one three four eight three.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's a segment where you guys are training me to
become an actor. That work on my improvisational skills. So
people give us, like a situation, then we act out
the scene a provocation if you will.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
It's called Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Also, Kesey's wife has concerns and he wants to address
after five o'clock as well.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I love how vague that sounds.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It well, it makes people go, oh, what are her concerns?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, it's to do with the bedroom, not the F bombs.
I did not drop an F bomb. And anyone that's
texting through on three four eight three stop texting through.
Although you are still in the drawer for a toy
price back.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah. Good on your backbones.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
The Hdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're getting through
your hump day. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Tilly.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Don't mind if I do get it in you.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, keen, hey, now listen.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
We have this amazing technology that's going on now on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
And it's called a talkback.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
You can actually send us a message directly to the
studio and kind of become a radio DJ yourself.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
That's right true.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Do you record yourself talking when you're using the app?
You listen to Radio hoadarkey, you hit the microphone icon there,
say something that we can play it on the radio.
Jamie did exactly that. Fellers fels qda Fleellers.
Speaker 9 (18:04):
Jamie here holding it down over in Melbourne. Just a
quick shout out to the other Kiwi boys over here,
Coco and Jack who will be listening. Also, just a
quick thanks to you lads for bringing a bit of
light to the darker days. Gives us a nice taste
of home. Listen to you guys over here. I hope
you guys are well and Jace leave the old maid alone?
(18:24):
Would you get a PERV?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
That's so nice from Jamie?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Is that that's really lovely? It's really lovely. Send him
out there.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Can you leave the old guy alone?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Or I just can't? You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
It's just one of those things right up the fingerpils coming.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Off to a flame. Yeah, you know what I.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Mean, pretty small flame. Here is a message that came
through from Christy, which I think brings up a valid point.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yes, you know what would be really amazing, guys, is
if there is a way for people who listen to
the iHeartRadio epic work would be able to ring through
to get into the competitions that you guys run because
we have a late up to a minute and a
half and by the time we get trying to ring,
the phone lines are busy.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah that's interesting. That's a good point. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
She's good delivering that with a little bit of sass,
isn't she. Can you just play the start of that,
just the start of that keyzy, she's sort of the
way she hits your running there.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
You know what would be really amazing guys.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
That You know what would be really amazing guys.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
You see, as soon as I heard that, I went, oh,
here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Can I just say that brings up a good point?
There is a slight delay when listening on our heart
radio because it goes out via the interwebs. Yes, that
the entire time that once we have played like a
cuter call or something, Pugs is answering the phone constantly,
So just keep calling.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Just keep calling. Yeah, And that's the thing. So even
if you hear it immediately, it's still bloody difficult to
get through because people want to win this stuff. I
understand it's a little bit harder for you. There, Sharon
was there?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Her name? I know her name was. I just said
it before.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Its fine, Christy.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Yeah, and you're going to remember the numbers that are
listening to the show. We're talking half a million people.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Here, exactly. Mate. It's just one of those things. Not
everyone can be a winner.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
No, but just keep trying. It's Christy, Mogi, Mogi, right,
Christy Mogi, keep trying. Trust me, you'll be able to
get through. Yeah, it's a valid.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Point, absolutely, Margaret, and just keep Jackson.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
What Christy?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh Christy sorry, what did I say?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
You said?
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Margaret? Alice?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
All right, here's Lincoln Park the Darchy Big Show with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Kesey Nirvana there on the radio.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Hold Arky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is
fifteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Fellas, you guys are experiencing when it comes to relationships
totally men, Yeah, with the lady wow, in particular our wives.
How do you guys go when it comes to trying.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
To ease their fears?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
You know, if they're worried about something, how do you
ease their fears?
Speaker 5 (20:49):
I don't try to actually keezy because my wife likes
a bit of bad boy yeah, and so it's like
when I'm on the edge and stuff, She's like, yeah, baby.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
I remember that time that you mode the lawns with
just your Jendles on. She was loving it.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah, yeah, got a bit of grass burned then, And
that's what she considers a bad boy.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Oh, stuff like that, where I'm just, you know, teetering
on the edge.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Fair boys slash loser.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Stepped in a few dog poos too that day, So
she wasn't so stoked about that, Yeah didn't you?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah? I did, But luckily I was wearing the Jendles mogie.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah. Was it dog poo or duck poo? I could
have been from the dar Was any dog poops. Okay, anyway,
just back to my thing. My wife's quite worried about
something now I have cropped up in our lives lately,
and I just don't know how to put her ease
her worries. The thing she's worried about is that now
that old Kisy's got a hog.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Have you tried patting her on the head log.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That's I have tried that and it does not work.
It actually gets really.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Have you tried saying there there while you're doing it?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Have you tried the circular rubbing on the back? What
are you saying there there?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's more of a what stuff I can say to
ease her, fish, because now that old Keys's got a hole,
oh yea yeah yeah, now that he's got the classic motorbike?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Yes, well fish, And foremost you say to her, darling,
it's only one hundred ccs.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Well it's not one hundred, it's five hundred. That's four
ninety seven. But that's it doesn't matter how big it is.
You know now that I'm on the ruck because she said,
what do you want for Christmas? And I said, I
need to help helmet. Yeah, And then she's like, yeah, cool,
of course, and then she went to buy it, and
then all of a sudden she got very worried. She's
just like, ah, this is actually really dangerous. And I'm
you know, actually really worried about you Kezy having a motorbike. No,
(22:34):
she doesn't. She hates it when that comes up. And
I was just like, look, I know what you mean.
You know, it's an old bike. I won't be running
it all the time, but probably won't even run half
the time. But I'm a pretty sensible guy. Yeah, And
I just want to know, like any advice you guys
have got in terms of easing fears.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
It's tricky for her as well, isn't it, because you're
so anko and so like when you combine that with
riding the motorbike, which goes I think, what's good. It's
got a limitter on today, so I only goes sixty five.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, it's got a limit her on it. Yeah, that's
the thing.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Also, I think the chief concern is too because you're
a big feller and you've got very long legs and
it's only it's only a teeny weeny little bike, and
so you're going to be dragging your legs down on
the s on the pavement or not the pavement, obviously
on the pavement, so you're going to probably get a.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Few rash It's like a clown bike, yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yeah, a clown bike.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah, So you know what I mean, there's that so
I can get you know, I can get that she's
worried or.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Maybe I should get a bigger bike, you know, And
that looks so stupid on other I know it is.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
It is a tricky one because it's it's dangerous out
on them there roads. And the thing about Liz Keyesy,
at the end of the day, you could be the best,
you know, clown bike rider in the country, but it's
the other people on the road that you have to
be concerned about. You can't control the other idiots, That's right.
That is the problem. And so why is she going
to have faith in your ability? It's difficult. And so
if somebody else makes a mistake when you're on a motorbike,
(23:56):
you know, the outcome can be horrendous.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
That's right. And I'm aware of that, and I don't
want to herrendous outcome, you know. And I work interesting
hours where I'm driving an off peak, you know, and
it's pretty relaxable out there. You know, have you thought about.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Maybe just like riding and sort of abandoned car parks
and or in the.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Backyard or just get on in your garage and be.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Like boom boom boom, because you live in a dead
end as well, don't you cold?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Cold?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
It's also.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
This show is a my house.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Is you can just do a few boons around that,
around the end.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Of the around the sack a few times. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
It is a worry man, and like, yeah, and I
just want to be like, I get where she's coming from.
You know, she's invested a lot in me, and I
just want to like, like, you know, I want her
to to not worry about me, but also I want
to be as safe as possible.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Have you have you tried patting her on the head
and saying there.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
There, I'll give that another goear right.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
It should Work's MGMT for.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
And Kesey definitely be there on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty nine minutes
past five o'clock, which means it's time for quite on.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
It sounds free lines camera action. No, it's time for
the big show.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Prag sure is bloody exciting this and this is where
we get Kezy, who's an aspiring actor. I think we
can call on that Jase or his agent. It's an
opportunity for us to number one, give Kesey an opportunity
to work with two of New Zealand's greatest and most
celebrated actors, you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
And me Jays.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
That's true, man.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
And secondly, it's an opportunity to work through an issue
that one of us is going through in our lives
and by doing that in an improv situation. At the moment,
Kesey's wife is a little bit worried about him because
he's got a new motorcycle and she's worried about the
safety element of things. So in this provocation that's set
up here, the scenario Jason, Yeah, scenario I'll be I'll be.
(26:03):
My name's Biff, and I'm working at the motorcycle shop
and the pair of you have come in to buy
some safety equipment, mainly a helmet. And while this is
going on, you will be Keasey's wife played by you.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Kezy. Wait, so I play my wife, you your wife, You're.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Going to be relaying to Keysey played by played by
Hardy j Her concerns about the safety.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Have you been on a motorcycle?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Okay? Are you okay with that switch? Jason? I think
Jay s thought he's gonna be my wife? You're okay
with pivoting like that because you want to Yeah, okay, okay,
all right, you ready, that's not what I do.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
You don't get to say that.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
He can play kezy anyway.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Okay, all right, okay, just do another F bomb then
let's get to that lad.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah later action, h.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
All right, Wait what can I do for you? What
can I do for you today? Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Good?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
I there.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
My name's missus Keyesy, and we're after a helmet for
my husband. Keysy. Here, Oh, the safest one you've got?
What's the safest one? You've got the best safety rating? Do?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
All the talking to the old lady has been banging
on about the fact that I, you know, might not
be safe going out in the road.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I tapped her on their head and said, it'll be
all right, love, just relaxed, but you know I found
a better come in here anyway, and yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Just to settle in nerves. I suppose.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well, can I say, you know, what's your name? Dylan?
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Hi, I'm Mark.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
My name is Missus Keyesy.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Yeah right, if you've got a first.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Name, No, no, he hate he is my first name.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Yeah, okay, missus Keesy. Look, you're right to be worried. Yeah,
you know it's not so feir out on the road
and your husband there is ninety percent head.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I mean, excuse me, sorry, that a heicckup. That was ahiccup.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
So we've got to get a helmet to protect your
mate because if you come off, chances are you're going
to land on your head. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm not worried about him his abilities because I headed
motocross and he's quite talented with this sort of stuff.
But it's the other people I worry about.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
What was your name?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
What people?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
The other people on the road.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yeah, yeah, and I know you're right. Well, only be
trying a helmet, I'll be honest with you, or just
have a look at the catalog, because I don't think
I've got anything big enough for you. Keeezy, we don't
keep that size and stop, what are you sixty four
sixty five?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Heck, I don't just go I don't know where you've
started just going ha. Usually is there so much character,
Usually in so many hilarious things that you say.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Listen as I say and I apologize, she goes on
a bit. Just shut dum and um.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
You know what I mean. I personally don't think I
need a helmet. I've had a few beersies. I'm pretty related.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Can I be honest with you?
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Man?
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I think I think you're good to go. I think
we call you a free rider and we'll just leave
it at that. Man, You can you know, just do that? Sorry, mate,
I'm just I'm just talking to you, mate. I'm calling
your mate, all right, mate, I'll call everyone mate.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh okay, no worries.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Pal if I a word of advice to you, man, yeah, yeah,
just patter on the back, looking in the eyes, rub
your head and you know, just tell her you'll be sweet,
all right.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
The hod Achy Big Shoes with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Rage against the machine there on the radio, holda, can
we just cut back in too early?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
There is having a bit of a going old keezy.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You were, how are you coming up shortly? Keeping her out?
When you hear the cue call get ready to call
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Speaker 4 (29:58):
Good man, Yes, pay us and feel us.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
I was genuinely flammas today. I was genuinely.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What did I just say?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Genuinely that sort of stuff just doesn't slip by anymore
on this show, does that. But anyway, I was in
a situation where I was genuinely I don't know what
to do and I don't know how to.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Deal with this, right, this is interesting.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
I was walking up my path.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I was walking up my path to the gate there fields,
and on my path was a massive rat. Now I
don't know how you guys feel about rats. I'm not
a big fan, but here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
And so I immediately went and screamed like a six.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Year old girl or boy oh boy, and I went on, God,
that is so gross. But here's what was even worse
about it. This rat wasn't dead, but it was clearly
not well, and.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
So as I walked, well, it just had its head lowered.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
And you know, normally if for rat in daylights, and well, firstly,
they don't stand out in the middle of your path
in daylight.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
They had its head lowered and it was sort of vowing.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
And you know, rats don't tend to sort of show
themselves in that capacity, and if they see you in
that capacity, they.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Bolt right and they're not intimidated by you.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
And so I walked towards this rat and all it
did was sort of take a two kind of sickly
steps away from me, and I.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Was like, sounds like you thought he had your cavity,
and I genuinely just went I don't know what to
do in this scenario because I didn't want to go
near it, but I also felt like I had to kind.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Of deal with it.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Yeah, you're dead, what'd you do?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I just walked around, So it's still a right, So
you just left it and you thought, hopefully someone else
finds it, like your wife or your daughter.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I see.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
I texted my daughter because who was at home because
I just left it when I went to work and said, listen,
there's a rat on the path.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
So maybe just lock the door, lock the door and
don't let the dogs.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Out, and make sure the ducks inside.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
What the duck's always inside Now it's got a little
nest in the corner. But I mean, what can I ask, genuinely,
what would you guys do in that situation?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Like it was clearly not well, I'd tell you I
wouldn't do. I certainly wouldn't just like sort of kick
it off to the side into the garden.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I didn't even touch it.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
I walked around it.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
That's what I wouldn't do, right, just into the garden there,
just out of sight, out of mind kind of situation.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Well, there was there was quite a bit of acreage
around it, so I would have taken quite a bit
of b Well, there's quite a bit of space around it,
so I would have taken quite a bit of movement
to put it somewhere where I couldn't see it.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
But what would you do.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
In that scenario? Sounds like a place kick to me. Okay,
so you'd kick it, but responsibly, I.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Genuinely was I didn't know what to do, And I
was like, gosh, I call.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Kesy, you gotta stop calling me. When it was something
slightly wrong. Now, I've had you with a couple of things.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
And my concern is that I'm going to go home
and it's still going to be there, dying on my path.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Why don't you bring it in right? Bring it into
your lounge because you've got your dog.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
You're sort of running an animal hospital there, aren't you?
All things great and small? It's like that TV show. Sure,
so you've got the duck inside, you know that's fine.
It slides around ships all over your lounge. You got
your dog that backs at the wind and takes dumps
on your dove. Yes, and a rat that's just going
to sort of spread the plague throughout your family. I think, yeah, man,
(33:52):
just bring it inside.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Just bring it inside.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
It sounds like, you know, words getting out in the
animal kingdom, that Hoidy's house is the place to go
and recuperate. Sure, so yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
I should make it like a little nest or something,
so man, yeah, and feed it.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Yeah, maybe breastfeed it.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I think a bit of cheese or something like that. Yeah,
I mean just.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Having a suckle at your burnt meat, petty, isn't it there?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah? That'll that'll fix it.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
And then it'll just scuttle away and.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
I'll tell you what I do when I get home.
I'll breastfeed it.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
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And also as always, of course what's on the TV
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And of course as always, of course it's just going
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Speaker 1 (35:00):
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Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Hold Ike, welcome back in as a backbones. I hope
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Big Show brought to you by two. He don't mind
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Hey Pugson, who's incredibly busy in studio. B As always,
it's just filed through to us about us a new
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Speaker 2 (35:25):
Did he file it through to us or did he
just tell us.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
He emailed me?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Did he run it up the flagpole?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
He ran it up the flag pants? He jas is
what's happening right?
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So if you here Turky Big Show on Instagram, this
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your Instagram? Jas?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
I did?
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, also known as an email.
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I got a notification.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Ah yeah good.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
I'll tell you all about it and teach you all
about it if you need to know.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
But listen the podcast out show today. What are we
talking about today?
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Because no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Every day you start going to plug what we talked
about and then realize you have no idea. Yeah, this
one's is lately. So that's a clip of something we
chatting about to do with So comes out of seventh
thirty tonight. By the way, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I have been doing though, which has been great, because wow,
yeah that has been good. Yeah, I've been a lot.
It's not but no, it's not going to chat actually
had me be a good segment. What I recall what
it was now is that because I had filming with
Keesy last night and I was pretending to be really
(36:32):
grumpy about being there and having to sit around for
three hours while it was going on and be in
the studio audience, and I was pretending so well that
I began to pull. I began to actually be genuinely
grumpy stuff about it, and I went, you know what,
pull your hidden, witty jan pull your hidden where's your gratitude?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
At least a little bit like a little bit enjoyable?
So so enjoyable?
Speaker 6 (36:55):
How many times saying exactly I loved it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I had an a absolute.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Ball because regardless of where the Jay's actually got to
get on set and non screen, he's been a fan
of the show since day dot. So if he wasn't
if he wasn't there to be on it, he would
have been watching it anyway totally.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
And that's what was so great about it, As I said,
you know, as being there live and seeing the magic
unfold in front of me.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Well, it's the Accs Game of Two Halves and the
Christmas specials that we filmed, and then it'll be coming
out in a few weeks time. Oh so good. And
just picture Jays hating life waiting for his little cameo
at the end.
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Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Good?
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So what is it?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Toby Naughty? Are nice? Here? Mate?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
I have to make it definitely an already lost this year.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
I've been following my playing from the Agenda podcast and
on a Punchers each week this year, and I am
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Honestly, man, if you have been following those, because I
listened to those and those guys are just they're betting
on rain drops running down the window. At this point,
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On my love zero?
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Yeah?
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Yeah, that was my VI.
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So you in serious financial trouble as a result of
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Oh I wouldn't go, but yet it's not looking good
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Good, okay, Toby, will you sound mate?
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On hold and we're just going to deliberate.
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Get akle have your mad barst hous life?
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Oh not too bad? Are you?
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Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Good? Thanks me? Yeah?
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Just quickly, Caleb? What do you do for a craftsman
tractor driving?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Get more backbone than that?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't think so?
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah, Caleb? Have you been naughty?
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Nice?
Speaker 8 (39:14):
I'd like to think I've been nice considering the day.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Off here go on?
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Sure my head?
Speaker 6 (39:19):
Oh well, I.
Speaker 8 (39:20):
Left it like six footy this morning to go get
my first slide of fit, and then I had to
park up for two hours because a hydraulic line exploded
oil over me, and then ran out of lunch at
about two pm. And I'm still working now. Some of
it a bit hungry?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
You want you ran out of lunch?
Speaker 8 (39:39):
Oh yeah, I ate all my food.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Lunch, so yeah, But I hate it when you're going
to pick up some fit and then your hydraulic line bursts.
Yeah what okay? Can I just hold the line? We're
just going to have a little deliberation hen decide who
gets the cash. What do you reckon? Do we think
Caleb who had tracted oil on him?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
That's a tough one because neither of them deserve it.
I I mean, well, because you got you got the
one gy who's a gambling addict, and what are we
going to give him more money so you can gambling?
And then you've got the other guy who's doing a
normal days yet he started at six early and he's
still working now, which is absolutely standard.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
And who I don't think who hasn't had something explode
all over them?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
So that's tricky, isn't it. Well? I personally think Caleb
from the Naki on the train, he's working like twelve.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
The best I can say about him is he's not
a gambling addict, So say he wins it by default?
Speaker 5 (40:33):
I think, yeah, I'm leaning towards Caleb too.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
All right, And then we'll give Toby a toy price pack.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
No, you'll just sell it and gamble, gamble, get a Caleb.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
How are you going mate?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:47):
Pretty good?
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Now did you hear that? You weren't meant to hear that.
That was meant to be off here.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Hey, now listen, you're two one hundred dollars richer, mate.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
Oh that's awesome on you, mat hey with.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
That two hundred jollarsy and buy yourself some extra lunch,
yeah and some tractor oil.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
Yeah yeah, I might be able to buy a couple
more byes now.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Yeah yeah, good on your massive backbone. Will do you go?
Two naughty or nice fellows?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
So good?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
It is good. Another opportunity to play tomorrow, which means
another opportunity to get two hundred bucks. Ho ho holdky.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
The Holarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Listen he queens at the Zone age there on the
radio Hodarky Big Show.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
That's Wednesday evening. Right now, it's time for What's on
the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 6 (41:44):
Yeah yeah, that's what we do really here, Hey, slow horses, Right, okay,
I'm up to season three at the episode one of
(42:07):
season three and the riding has got significantly better, right
okay immediately and season four I know got an Emmy
for Best Writing. Wow, so I think it's going to
get better from now because it's been okay, but it
hasn't been great.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
What's it on again?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
When you put on TV and you select slow horses,
are you like, are you excited?
Speaker 7 (42:31):
No?
Speaker 6 (42:31):
I always know that I'm going to get something decent.
There's time. We've had a couple of nights. I can't
be bother watching that. And and also felt the same
way about the penguin, right, you know, so now I
just need the penguin pingling and.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
So I just put on Seinfeld.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yeah yeah, hey, just in terms of you, fellas, I
did the b y C today the podcast. There, great
podcast we've got We're going to have a feast of cricket.
We've got the pink Ball Test in the the Australia
starting on Friday, plus the Basin Reserve Test, so I'll
be watching cricket all day long. Last night I watched
a game of two Halves live.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
Yeah this studio Wow, starstruck.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
It was awesome. I had a great time. Did you
loved it? It was really good?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Se No.
Speaker 6 (43:18):
What kesy We're already spoken about.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
It, but it's just yeah, I mean I enjoyed it.
I thought it was a pretty good Christmas fire Shore
and it'll be out later in the year.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
Look, I mean if you definitely catch up with it,
if you've missed it.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Do you know what's interesting? I found this out after
we filmed last night. So Game of two halves, every
episode is up on Skysport right. Yeah, you have to
have sky Sport, which means you have to have paid
If you just download skysport Now the app, don't pay
for it. You can view it because it's a free
to wear show. It is show. Yeah, but you can
use skysport Now the app to watch free to wear
(43:51):
stuff even if you don't have a sky Sports. I
was like, how have we not been told this? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:57):
I also still have movies and it's been a month
now movies. Yeah, yeah, And it's like, did we it
indvertently signed out?
Speaker 6 (44:05):
What's going to happen after all of this? You're going
to get the next bill and to have an extra
twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
Yeah, And it's like it's just because normally they don't
you know, it'll happen for like a week.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
You know, you get a few days out of it.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Yeah, at the most a week.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Mogo this has gone for a month, and my wife
and I were going, have we did we have, we.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Did, we have, we can.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I just say you're the first person in a long
time who actually probably has justified as to having Sky
movie channels because you watch it all the time.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yeah, yeah, yes, what's just.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
You know, I haven't watched Netflix, I haven't watched Prime Video,
I haven't watched any of that other stuff because I
just flecked between movies now.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
And it's just easy.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Isn't it crazy how he'd rather just watch a random
bit of a movie than have been Stokes documentary you
recommended two years ago?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
That was so good. If you haven't seen it, Keys,
you need to get into.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
What was it on again?
Speaker 4 (44:57):
It was Prime, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
That's sad to say, I can't remember. It's been so long. Okaze,
what did you want? La filmed Game and two halves
Christmas Special it's out later in the year.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
That was so good.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Man.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
There on the Radio Honiche Big Show this Wednesday night.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Now Surf and Turf.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
If you're a surfer or if you're a golfer, you
need to listen up because this is amazing.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Isn't it feel?
Speaker 6 (45:26):
So you get a load of this. You can go
surfing or you can go turfing.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, but fellas, what it is is, I thought I
had some music just to spice it up. It's good. Yeah,
we used to always have music like this. Do you
like surfing?
Speaker 6 (45:42):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Do you like playing golf?
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Occasionally?
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Really gets deep in my goat sometimes, but yeah, no,
I love it.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I was actually asking the audience out there.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Well, the good news is, cheers to our mates. It's
super Liquor. By super Liquor, Thanks are you? By texting
to that cheers man, by texting the word surf to
three four eight three you go on the drawder win
an epic surfboard. Or by tixing the word turf to
three sorry, what makes us surfboard? Turf to three for
(46:19):
eight three, you could go on the jorder win stuff,
excellent golf clubs, legendary ones. So you which hobby you're into? Man,
Surf or turfs? Tended on through to three four eight.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Three, tended on to it.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
You know, why don't we just support and extend each
other on this radio cow bunger dude.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Yeah, absolutely, Well it's funny actually, because I love both
of those things I love a bit of a surf
and I love a bit of a.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Tongue as well.
Speaker 5 (46:44):
On the course to three four Yeah, I know, but
I but I did. I would be happy with either
all Having said that, I've got all my boards at
home anyway, so I don't need another one, you know
what I mean. I've got some golf clubs, so it
would probably be.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
A but you can't win anyway. I don't worry.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
About it, like a fake identity sort of thing. I
get my wife to do it, maybe one of the.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
I've got no mates, so I probably couldn't do that totally.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
So tixs surf or Turf to three four eight three,
Cheers to Summer, Cheers to super Liquor, And they've actually
added a third one fellas, okay, tixt birth what about
Smurf three? That was gonna be tomorrow's one? So tick
Smurf to three four eight three and you could win
double pass to go see the new Smurf movie that
has made up Surf or three Cheers to super Liquor,
(47:40):
The Big Show.
Speaker 5 (47:41):
Podcast another show done undusted feels making your plans for
the night.
Speaker 6 (47:55):
Not a hell of a lot, mate, go home a
little bit of a tidy app in there, watch something
on the telly, and then be my lot.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah, good stuff for me. It's exciting, isn't it to
be alive? Well, you know, it's nice to just chill
at the same time.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
That's true, it's really nice. Kezy.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
What are you up to mate?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Tonight? I'm going to get home, go for a walk
around the block, and my wife before now, we'll have
a quick dinner. She'll have dinner ready.
Speaker 6 (48:19):
Yeah, better you were saying off Heregi.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
We'll have dinner real quick, and then we'll go for
a walk around.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
The ripping ass all night.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
I do that anyway, so that will help with digestion.
And then we'll probably watch something together like Country Calendar,
and then I'll make her a DCAF English Breakfast tea
and we'll maybe have a biki and then she'll go
to bed.
Speaker 6 (48:42):
And then I wonder at what point it's too much information?
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Sure, but I also want to crank you still at
that point you still having a glass of port.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I having a glass of port in Ages and Parks
bought me in a delicious bottle of port, which I've
had half of and then sort of forgotten about. Maybe
I'll crank that out?
Speaker 4 (49:00):
Yeah? Nice?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Nice? What about you, Jason, I'm just going to chill man.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
I'm just you're gonna watch some movies, man.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, I watched the movies Mogie.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
As I mentioned earlier, I think it was yesterday. We're
in a new month, now, that's true.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
There's new movies on Sky so I can just watch
the new movies.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Have you looked at the sky Watch and checked through
all the channels to see what new movies there are?
Speaker 4 (49:23):
I just flipped between them.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
What is happening? Is I watched five movies at once?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Right, just a piece of each.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah, it's quite fun. Do you remember when they used
to be that Mosaic channel? Yes, I had all the things.
I remember. Lucy's my wife's older brother. There was a
cricket test on. They didn't have sky Sport for some reason.
He watched the whole thing or is it one day
he watched the whole second innings on a thing that
was about an inch whee, because that was all he stuff.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
Hey, now listen, make sure you check out the podcasts,
make sure you check out our Instagram account. Make sure
you're tune in again tomorrow because We're not doing this
for you know, for fun. It's our job, so make
sure you make the effort until then, See you later.
The Big Show on holdak cheers Towy from bringing Back
to Last and a World Gone Man. Yeah right, welcome
this big show, really big.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hys might.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Know, and.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I'm kidding your man.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
It's great to have your company this Wednesday afternoon, the
fourth of December twenty twenty four, and you, my friends,
are listening to the Big Show, brought to you, of
course by Twoey. Don't mind if we do get it
in here?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes please, good stuff. Of course, the toy billboards have
made a comeback, the iconic tivy billboards. So if you're
ever driving downtown you see something hilarious written on a sign,
you know it's the twy billboard.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah yeah, because we could all use a laugh. Kezy.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
Well, that's the thing, man. You know, time's been tough,
especially this year. Yeah for sure, but it feels like
a lot of people are taking things a bit seriously.
So those those billboards, they really bring a ray of
humor into your life, don't they easy? A sunray of humor.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
A sunray I tell you what, we should fire up
the flag pole of management.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I tell you what.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
May have been tough, mate, but they've had no effect
on you. You're stallion, you're right as always, you're looking
as hot as every and is this your is this
your alternate white tea today?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's one of them all right.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I remember you saying, you say you had two of them.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
No, I've got about twenty, about twenty now, I got
heaps for them.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Me.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
You're mad dog, your six center the bee, you're filthy
old Perth. Yeah, what a great day I've been having
to That is hot. Brother. It's taken a turn, yes,
it is now summer. It's taken a long time to
get here. But I'm bloody thrilled about it. The smell
in the air, man, the whole thing. Absolutely yeah, I'm
stoked work on Friday and I'm not disappointed about that.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Now, Keysy, what's up your Perth?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
You're you're looking a bit.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Tired, But let me just say, mate, you're tired because
you're a star on the rise, man, and you are
in demand and right beside because you're a talented bastard.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
And also, god, you're looking good as well. Man.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
You're looking even though it tight, as I said, yes,
and a beautiful complexion, your bangs are popping.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You a lovely black tea on house life.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Man, life is great here in all Sydney. Sorry, the
weather's great. And the fact that now you're just rocking
around with a T shirt on and shorts every day,
No me, no me? Oh right, life just feels great.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We're heading towards the summer holidays and I'm hanging out
for it.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
The only thing I'm hanging out for in terms of
your wardrobe there is when are you going to wear
your orthopedic slippers again?
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
When the arches of my feet start flaring up? Okay
all the time?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yea extra support, jays.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You look great man, you think you man?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
What is that camp you were in?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
It's when I stole from the ACC, but I'm not
sure if it's a generic black Cats cap or it's
the woman's black the.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
White white fans. It's got the teal color on it.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Which suggested is the white fans, which I'm happy to
wear as well.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I just don't know, I just I just god sure.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I think that's just a generic throwback hat that they've
got for both teams.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
All right? Great? Oh, speaking of great, here's system of
a down.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yes Indeed Faith no more there on the Radio Hodkey
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, twelve minutes past four o'clock.
And what a special treat it was yesterday Mogi, I finally,
after bedering Keysy for Ages, who managed to get a
bit of a guest spot on that hugely popular show
Game of Two Halves.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yeah, right, and you lucky Bath.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I know, I know, because I know you were fizzing
about it too and wanting to get on all exactly.
And I actually said to the guys when I was there,
why didn't you get Mogi on? Because he would have
been awesome for this. But they said, oh, yeah, we
did think about Mogi, but they didn't say that, yeah
they did.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It was a special treat because not only did I
get to be a part of it, but also I
got to be for most of the time that I
was there, part of the live studio audience.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
And I got to see the show live and the
sort of magic of TV.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
How many hours were you? Was? Was it before you
actually did anything?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Well? It was.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This is the good thing because it was the Christmas special, right,
It was at. It was an extra long episode, so
I think it was about maybe an hour and a half,
two hours, and then Hoidy.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
J came on did his two minutes and that was it.
It was bloody.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I was freaking out because I was like, these boys
are humming and ladies and old hoody Jay is going
to come out there. Here we go. This got this
has got bloody disaster written all over it.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Magie.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
So so just to be clear, you went out there
and Keysy, let's be honest. He has been trying to
get you on there for weeks and weeks and weeks
he gets you on there. Finally you su to come.
He gets the producer to call you direct, but put
you in a very awkward position.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That was a fluke.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
He called youks a new paras of phono he.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Called me and I was all actually with Jase right.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Now pasiphone over. Extremely awkward for hod J. So you
can't say no, here's to say yes. Then yesterday like oh,
we've got to get out there. It was you know,
pretty late in the evening as it was. Yeah, after
the show there and then you get out there, you've
got to sit in the studio audience like a scumbag,
like a member of the public.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, the filth the film makes felt, but I didn't
like there and.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Watched the show for two hours.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
That was That was a neat part of it, because
I don't often get to set with the filth, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
And here's the other thing too, is that we turned
up and.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
They had pizzas there in the green room and old
Pugsan doing a bit of SOA. He's like, Jace, put
this mic on. We can do lots of social stuff,
and I was like, sweet as pugsn Incidentally, the only
downside was there's only vegetarian pizza left by the time
I got there.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah. Can I just say that, Jayce, I'm very deeply
sorry that you had to wait so long to come on,
and then you came on for thirty seconds. What happened
was the producer who went with speaking the day was like,
we have to get hood. J One loves what j
was fine. So I've been asking all year, no, no, no,
it's like, you've gotta get on with the Christmas pecials.
I finally ask him. I asked him, well he rang
(06:09):
me while you were with me? You said yes, And
then I find out that you're doing a guest spot
at the very end of the show for like a minute,
and I was just like, are you.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I mean, the funny thing about is it's the first
thing that's going to hit the caning room floor one.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Hundred percent, because to be honest, it wasn't there. It
wasn't that good. It was pretty weak.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, but and the thing.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Was too all myke because they said do you know
what you're doing? And I went nat, and they said
have you read the lines?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And I went nah, And they said, oh, it's all good.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's on auto a que, which is like a teleprompter.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
And I went, oh, okay, well it's all on auto Q.
Then I don't need to worry about it. Then I
get up on the on the set there and I
can't read the bloody thing because it's too far away.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But the good thing was I found So he filmed
this Christmas special which is coming out in a couple
of weeks, So good, thanks Jase. The whole time I
was filming it, I was looking over at Jason the
audience feeling terrible the whole time. I don't know why
he's sighing like I was having felt terrible salute ball?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Do you know sometimes Mogi, and this is really important,
because I was hamming it up that I wasn't having
a good time and stuff like that. You know, I
was just pretending like this was just all misery. And
then and then you know, sometimes when you're pretending, you actually.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
End up being that way.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yeah, and I found myself actually being that way, and
then you know what what went off in my head?
Pull your hidden j pull your hidden right. So I
sat there with PEGSN in the studio audience, and Mate,
I just did not stop laughing.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Okay, now, did you just did you just drop a head?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I didn't. No, I didn't. I definitely did not. Jas,
I definitely did not.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Can we get the audio on that? Please?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Pat you We can get the audio once again, Jesse.
I'm sorry that I begged you to come on and
then we dragged you out there. You're on for thirty seconds.
It was a great thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Thanks mate, And I'm so you had.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
To go through that. And I'll never ask you to
do anything.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I was great.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I loved it. We don't apologize, mate, He's talking heads.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Achy Monkeys there on the Radio hod Akey Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon, twenty four minutes past four o'clock. I
just I was just a little bit concerned that you
dropped another F bomb there. Well here's another keysy. Can
we just check that out because oh, Paks clip the audio.
Can we just check it to be doubly sure?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And before I play it, I'm pretty sure I didn't
drop an F bomb.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I just did not stop laughing, Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Now, so it's funny because I go and then I
start laughing and then you say okay, yes, I literally
sound out the word of what would be.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Yes, okay, Yeah, I mean I'm not happy.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
That's right on the line for me.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, what do you think New Zealand texts you just
drop an the F bomb?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Three four eight three.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, that'll definitely end well, hey, fell you know it's
Huducky's birthday to day, man.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, fifty eight fifty eight yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So it's been a bloody long time since they first
got the old tidy the boat there and went out
into the look did you say, Terry, you can't call
it that man, I'm not saying Tizzy. Oh, I'm saying
Terry t I I.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I actually parts. Can you clip that audio though?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
We don't need to sound like you're saying d Yeah,
that's the name of the boat fifty and happy birthday
by this. This is not how I want to I
don't know it wasn't there. So it's fifty eight years
Huaducky first began and we've managed to believe it flowing
by one of the first voice breaks that was ever
ustered on the airwaves. Nice thought we could ever listen
(09:42):
to it and then maybe just critique it.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Here you go, this is Radio how Racky, the Home
of the Young New Zealanders.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
How Racky forty eight.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
How are you today?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Well, if you know good, I've got good news for you.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
You're gonna be good before we finished here talking to
you this morning. By nine o'clock, you're gonna be one
of the happiest folk alive. And this is our aim
on how Reky, to please you, to entertain you, to
get your happier, so that this week, which is gonna
be one of the happiest weeks in our lives, that's
for sure. He's gonna be the happiest week in your life,
and next week's gonna be even happier, and the week
after's gonna be happier than that, and so on and
(10:33):
so on until we reach infinity. How's that heaven on Earth?
It's two minutes after six. My name is Patty o'donald.
I speaking to you yesterday morning, and I'm glad to
see good. Make it for this breakfast session, the first
first early morning get together, the commercial wise midweek wise
that we'll have on how Reki. There's a few things
(10:55):
I've got to tell you throughout the program this morning.
I've got a few telegrams here that I must read out.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Years we go by.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
There's little things like our new s format and music
policy i'll explain again for the benefit of those folk
who never made it. And also I think I missed
Fillion again on the sixty six singles and the sixty
six albums.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But that's about all. All the rest is music. This
is radio.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
How wracky love four eight, oh, how.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Wacky funky, absolutely magnificent. First of all, the pronunciation of
how recky? Is that what he said? Yes, how recky?
That's off, But that's only just been correctd fearly recently,
isn't it keyzy? That's a trick there, because they wouldn't
have been able to do as we are leading into
(11:49):
the season the ho ho Horaki. Yeah, yeah, really dipped
out there. I like the station of Young New Zealanders. Yes,
big fan of that. I was a big fan of
the organ. Now it's eight New Zealanders, isn't it it is?
So it's everything and backbones and backbones. Well, no, it's
now it's Old New Zealanders because it's still the same
audience from fifty eight years ago.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I tell you what.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Actually, when we when we're doing the live shows, we
get a few of those old.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Fel That's right, we do listening from the start there,
And but it was great, wasn't it was funky? It
was it was cool.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Can I can I make a request? Can we track
down that music and make that our music? Because that
music was sick it was. That was awesome and very
much in the style of an American DJ, as opposed
to what would have been the British style that would
have been on every other radio station in New Zealand
at that time, and there's probably only one, but a
very British and clipped way of delivering things very proper.
But obviously that they've gone with there is a lot
(12:45):
more rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Baby, when we like rebrand the Big Show, we should
come back and try and emulate that sound and do
our show. Yeah you know what I mean, because that
sounds so cool. It was kind of bluesy almost, Yeah,
you know what I mean. Someone just going to town
on a little organ, a.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Blues organ going to town.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's like.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
He goes hard on his organ.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The whole Acty Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The hold a Big show Hunger.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, good stuff, good stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Let's get into a good a kindle your man, Baskett, how's.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Life Yeah good? What do you yourself?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah good? Thanks? Makee Kendall, what do you do for
a crust?
Speaker 8 (13:23):
I'm a sparky apprentice man.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Backbone? All right?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
What are you running at the moment there? In terms
of your vis Kendall.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
I'm gonna nothing care of him for work at the moment,
but I do coming a week.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh yes, we're talking super charge man or just the natural.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Aspiration more responsible.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Buffle delete man.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
You stay on the line there, kindle o.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Good made pugs and studio be we'll look after you good.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
A Christian man basket? How's like?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Pretty grass things mate.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I can't complain, yeah boy oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
What do you do for a cross Chris? Mate?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
My drivers by trade trade? What driver?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
A Forklift's the thing you used to pick stuff up?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Ja with the forky things? What are you running in
terms of your vehicle? Chris?
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Oh, Stevenlander, you're a Stallion family wagon?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah wagon?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Are you quite potent? Are you? Are you?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Chris?
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
You could say that. Yeah, the old family way to go.
Get on your starting.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
The line used to says on the fertility man.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You haven't even said what these people are in the
draw for the secret. It's not a secret. No, it's
the Q Classic Karen hot Rod Festival happening in Jam.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Well you said it about three minutes, you said.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
About six minutes ago. Okay, three flights accommodation as well,
which is bloody good?
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Three flights?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What do you need?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Three? Three?
Speaker 10 (15:00):
Good?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Being your made bastard hell's live good? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Good? Thanks being cockup?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Tell me Ben, what do you do for crass? Mate?
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Magician?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Uh wait?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Do you install it or do you clean it?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Or yeah no, I oh carpet, Oh yeah, good what
carpet man?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
What are you running at the moment?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Being vehicle wise, yeah, I'll shuck you over two packs
down as well, he'll put you in the jaw.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Make good luck.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Thanks love you man. Thanks being rush.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
It was no nonsense.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Pretty talks to talk fast, will talk fast. We'll get
on with their day.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, let's just get on with it.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
I mean the bedroom. Let's just get this done. Your
fast talker in the bedroom, mate.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I'm pretty fast, say let's do this.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
So good man. Keeping it up. By the way, we're
gonna running this competition for a little bit longer. I
believe we'll be drawing the winner. Are drawing it monday?
Oh oh wow, Monday we'll be calling the winner of
the Commune classicarent hot Rod at our festival. So keeping
it up for that. What is it called a cuticle?
The honk of the big Show, Honker, you're ready to
call O eight hundred Hodarky and you could be in
the drawer.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, good stuff, kezy.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
At Tom Petty to turn up. What are you're cruising
in your vehicle?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
The darky big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Tom Petty.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
There on the radio, Holdarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Listen,
coming up after five o'clock Big Show. Iinprov Oh yeah,
so have you got any suggestions for that? Text us
through one three four eight three.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's a segment where you guys are training me to
become an actor. That work on my improvisational skills. So
people give us, like a situation, then we act out
the scene a provocation if you will.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
It's called Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Also, Kesey's wife has concerns and he wants to address
after five o'clock as well.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I love how vague that sounds.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It well, it makes people go, oh, what are her concerns?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, it's to do with the bedroom, not the F bombs.
I did not drop an F bomb. And anyone that's
texting through on three four eight three stop texting through.
Although you are still in the drawer for a toy
price back.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah. Good on your backbones.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
The Hdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're getting through
your hump day. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Tilly.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Don't mind if I do get it in you.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, keen, hey, now listen.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
We have this amazing technology that's going on now on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
And it's called a talkback.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
You can actually send us a message directly to the
studio and kind of become a radio DJ yourself.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
That's right true.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Do you record yourself talking when you're using the app?
You listen to Radio hoadarkey, you hit the microphone icon there,
say something that we can play it on the radio.
Jamie did exactly that. Fellers fels qda Fleellers.
Speaker 9 (18:04):
Jamie here holding it down over in Melbourne. Just a
quick shout out to the other Kiwi boys over here,
Coco and Jack who will be listening. Also, just a
quick thanks to you lads for bringing a bit of
light to the darker days. Gives us a nice taste
of home. Listen to you guys over here. I hope
you guys are well and Jace leave the old maid alone?
(18:24):
Would you get a PERV?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
That's so nice from Jamie?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Is that that's really lovely? It's really lovely. Send him
out there.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Can you leave the old guy alone?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Or I just can't? You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
It's just one of those things right up the fingerpils coming.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Off to a flame. Yeah, you know what I.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Mean, pretty small flame. Here is a message that came
through from Christy, which I think brings up a valid point.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yes, you know what would be really amazing, guys, is
if there is a way for people who listen to
the iHeartRadio epic work would be able to ring through
to get into the competitions that you guys run because
we have a late up to a minute and a
half and by the time we get trying to ring,
the phone lines are busy.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah that's interesting. That's a good point. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
She's good delivering that with a little bit of sass,
isn't she. Can you just play the start of that,
just the start of that keyzy, she's sort of the
way she hits your running there.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
You know what would be really amazing guys.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
That You know what would be really amazing guys.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
You see, as soon as I heard that, I went, oh,
here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Can I just say that brings up a good point?
There is a slight delay when listening on our heart
radio because it goes out via the interwebs. Yes, that
the entire time that once we have played like a
cuter call or something, Pugs is answering the phone constantly,
So just keep calling.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Just keep calling. Yeah, And that's the thing. So even
if you hear it immediately, it's still bloody difficult to
get through because people want to win this stuff. I
understand it's a little bit harder for you. There, Sharon
was there?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Her name? I know her name was. I just said
it before.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Its fine, Christy.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Yeah, and you're going to remember the numbers that are
listening to the show. We're talking half a million people.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Here, exactly. Mate. It's just one of those things. Not
everyone can be a winner.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
No, but just keep trying. It's Christy, Mogi, Mogi, right,
Christy Mogi, keep trying. Trust me, you'll be able to
get through. Yeah, it's a valid.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Point, absolutely, Margaret, and just keep Jackson.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
What Christy?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh Christy sorry, what did I say?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
You said?
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Margaret? Alice?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
All right, here's Lincoln Park the Darchy Big Show with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Kesey Nirvana there on the radio.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Hold Arky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is
fifteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Fellas, you guys are experiencing when it comes to relationships
totally men, Yeah, with the lady wow, in particular our wives.
How do you guys go when it comes to trying.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
To ease their fears?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
You know, if they're worried about something, how do you
ease their fears?
Speaker 5 (20:49):
I don't try to actually keezy because my wife likes
a bit of bad boy yeah, and so it's like
when I'm on the edge and stuff, She's like, yeah, baby.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
I remember that time that you mode the lawns with
just your Jendles on. She was loving it.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah, yeah, got a bit of grass burned then, And
that's what she considers a bad boy.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Oh, stuff like that, where I'm just, you know, teetering
on the edge.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Fair boys slash loser.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Stepped in a few dog poos too that day, So
she wasn't so stoked about that, Yeah didn't you?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah? I did, But luckily I was wearing the Jendles mogie.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah. Was it dog poo or duck poo? I could
have been from the dar Was any dog poops. Okay, anyway,
just back to my thing. My wife's quite worried about
something now I have cropped up in our lives lately,
and I just don't know how to put her ease
her worries. The thing she's worried about is that now
that old Kisy's got a hog.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Have you tried patting her on the head log.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That's I have tried that and it does not work.
It actually gets really.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Have you tried saying there there while you're doing it?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Have you tried the circular rubbing on the back? What
are you saying there there?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's more of a what stuff I can say to
ease her, fish, because now that old Keys's got a hole,
oh yea yeah yeah, now that he's got the classic motorbike?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Yes, well fish, And foremost you say to her, darling,
it's only one hundred ccs.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Well it's not one hundred, it's five hundred. That's four
ninety seven. But that's it doesn't matter how big it is.
You know now that I'm on the ruck because she said,
what do you want for Christmas? And I said, I
need to help helmet. Yeah, And then she's like, yeah, cool,
of course, and then she went to buy it, and
then all of a sudden she got very worried. She's
just like, ah, this is actually really dangerous. And I'm
you know, actually really worried about you Kezy having a motorbike. No,
(22:34):
she doesn't. She hates it when that comes up. And
I was just like, look, I know what you mean.
You know, it's an old bike. I won't be running
it all the time, but probably won't even run half
the time. But I'm a pretty sensible guy. Yeah, And
I just want to know, like any advice you guys
have got in terms of easing fears.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
It's tricky for her as well, isn't it, because you're
so anko and so like when you combine that with
riding the motorbike, which goes I think, what's good. It's
got a limitter on today, so I only goes sixty five.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, it's got a limit her on it. Yeah, that's
the thing.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Also, I think the chief concern is too because you're
a big feller and you've got very long legs and
it's only it's only a teeny weeny little bike, and
so you're going to be dragging your legs down on
the s on the pavement or not the pavement, obviously
on the pavement, so you're going to probably get a.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Few rash It's like a clown bike, yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yeah, a clown bike.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah, So you know what I mean, there's that so
I can get you know, I can get that she's
worried or.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Maybe I should get a bigger bike, you know, And
that looks so stupid on other I know it is.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
It is a tricky one because it's it's dangerous out
on them there roads. And the thing about Liz Keyesy,
at the end of the day, you could be the best,
you know, clown bike rider in the country, but it's
the other people on the road that you have to
be concerned about. You can't control the other idiots, That's right.
That is the problem. And so why is she going
to have faith in your ability? It's difficult. And so
if somebody else makes a mistake when you're on a motorbike,
(23:56):
you know, the outcome can be horrendous.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
That's right. And I'm aware of that, and I don't
want to herrendous outcome, you know. And I work interesting
hours where I'm driving an off peak, you know, and
it's pretty relaxable out there. You know, have you thought about.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Maybe just like riding and sort of abandoned car parks
and or in the.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Backyard or just get on in your garage and be.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Like boom boom boom, because you live in a dead
end as well, don't you cold?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Cold?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
It's also.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
This show is a my house.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Is you can just do a few boons around that,
around the end.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Of the around the sack a few times. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
It is a worry man, and like, yeah, and I
just want to be like, I get where she's coming from.
You know, she's invested a lot in me, and I
just want to like, like, you know, I want her
to to not worry about me, but also I want
to be as safe as possible.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Have you have you tried patting her on the head
and saying there.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
There, I'll give that another goear right.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
It should Work's MGMT for.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
And Kesey definitely be there on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty nine minutes
past five o'clock, which means it's time for quite on.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
It sounds free lines camera action. No, it's time for
the big show.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Prag sure is bloody exciting this and this is where
we get Kezy, who's an aspiring actor. I think we
can call on that Jase or his agent. It's an
opportunity for us to number one, give Kesey an opportunity
to work with two of New Zealand's greatest and most
celebrated actors, you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
And me Jays.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
That's true, man.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
And secondly, it's an opportunity to work through an issue
that one of us is going through in our lives
and by doing that in an improv situation. At the moment,
Kesey's wife is a little bit worried about him because
he's got a new motorcycle and she's worried about the
safety element of things. So in this provocation that's set
up here, the scenario Jason, Yeah, scenario I'll be I'll be.
(26:03):
My name's Biff, and I'm working at the motorcycle shop
and the pair of you have come in to buy
some safety equipment, mainly a helmet. And while this is
going on, you will be Keasey's wife played by you.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Kezy. Wait, so I play my wife, you your wife, You're.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Going to be relaying to Keysey played by played by
Hardy j Her concerns about the safety.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Have you been on a motorcycle?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Okay? Are you okay with that switch? Jason? I think
Jay s thought he's gonna be my wife? You're okay
with pivoting like that because you want to Yeah, okay, okay,
all right, you ready, that's not what I do.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
You don't get to say that.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
He can play kezy anyway.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Okay, all right, okay, just do another F bomb then
let's get to that lad.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah later action, h.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
All right, Wait what can I do for you? What
can I do for you today? Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Good?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
I there.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
My name's missus Keyesy, and we're after a helmet for
my husband. Keysy. Here, Oh, the safest one you've got?
What's the safest one? You've got the best safety rating? Do?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
All the talking to the old lady has been banging
on about the fact that I, you know, might not
be safe going out in the road.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I tapped her on their head and said, it'll be
all right, love, just relaxed, but you know I found
a better come in here anyway, and yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Just to settle in nerves. I suppose.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well, can I say, you know, what's your name? Dylan?
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Hi, I'm Mark.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
My name is Missus Keyesy.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Yeah right, if you've got a first.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Name, No, no, he hate he is my first name.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Yeah, okay, missus Keesy. Look, you're right to be worried. Yeah,
you know it's not so feir out on the road
and your husband there is ninety percent head.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I mean, excuse me, sorry, that a heicckup. That was ahiccup.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
So we've got to get a helmet to protect your
mate because if you come off, chances are you're going
to land on your head. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm not worried about him his abilities because I headed
motocross and he's quite talented with this sort of stuff.
But it's the other people I worry about.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
What was your name?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
What people?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
The other people on the road.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yeah, yeah, and I know you're right. Well, only be
trying a helmet, I'll be honest with you, or just
have a look at the catalog, because I don't think
I've got anything big enough for you. Keeezy, we don't
keep that size and stop, what are you sixty four
sixty five?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Heck, I don't just go I don't know where you've
started just going ha. Usually is there so much character,
Usually in so many hilarious things that you say.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Listen as I say and I apologize, she goes on
a bit. Just shut dum and um.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
You know what I mean. I personally don't think I
need a helmet. I've had a few beersies. I'm pretty related.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Can I be honest with you?
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Man?
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I think I think you're good to go. I think
we call you a free rider and we'll just leave
it at that. Man, You can you know, just do that? Sorry, mate,
I'm just I'm just talking to you, mate. I'm calling
your mate, all right, mate, I'll call everyone mate.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh okay, no worries.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Pal if I a word of advice to you, man, yeah, yeah,
just patter on the back, looking in the eyes, rub
your head and you know, just tell her you'll be sweet,
all right.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
The hod Achy Big Shoes with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Rage against the machine there on the radio, holda, can
we just cut back in too early?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
There is having a bit of a going old keezy.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You were, how are you coming up shortly? Keeping her out?
When you hear the cue call get ready to call
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Speaker 4 (29:58):
Good man, Yes, pay us and feel us.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
I was genuinely flammas today. I was genuinely.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What did I just say?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Genuinely that sort of stuff just doesn't slip by anymore
on this show, does that. But anyway, I was in
a situation where I was genuinely I don't know what
to do and I don't know how to.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Deal with this, right, this is interesting.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
I was walking up my path.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I was walking up my path to the gate there fields,
and on my path was a massive rat. Now I
don't know how you guys feel about rats. I'm not
a big fan, but here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
And so I immediately went and screamed like a six.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Year old girl or boy oh boy, and I went on, God,
that is so gross. But here's what was even worse
about it. This rat wasn't dead, but it was clearly
not well, and.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
So as I walked, well, it just had its head lowered.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
And you know, normally if for rat in daylights, and well, firstly,
they don't stand out in the middle of your path
in daylight.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
They had its head lowered and it was sort of vowing.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
And you know, rats don't tend to sort of show
themselves in that capacity, and if they see you in
that capacity, they.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Bolt right and they're not intimidated by you.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
And so I walked towards this rat and all it
did was sort of take a two kind of sickly
steps away from me, and I.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Was like, sounds like you thought he had your cavity,
and I genuinely just went I don't know what to
do in this scenario because I didn't want to go
near it, but I also felt like I had to kind.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Of deal with it.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Yeah, you're dead, what'd you do?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I just walked around, So it's still a right, So
you just left it and you thought, hopefully someone else
finds it, like your wife or your daughter.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I see.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
I texted my daughter because who was at home because
I just left it when I went to work and said, listen,
there's a rat on the path.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
So maybe just lock the door, lock the door and
don't let the dogs.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Out, and make sure the ducks inside.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
What the duck's always inside Now it's got a little
nest in the corner. But I mean, what can I ask, genuinely,
what would you guys do in that situation?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Like it was clearly not well, I'd tell you I
wouldn't do. I certainly wouldn't just like sort of kick
it off to the side into the garden.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I didn't even touch it.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
I walked around it.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
That's what I wouldn't do, right, just into the garden there,
just out of sight, out of mind kind of situation.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Well, there was there was quite a bit of acreage
around it, so I would have taken quite a bit
of b Well, there's quite a bit of space around it,
so I would have taken quite a bit of movement
to put it somewhere where I couldn't see it.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
But what would you do.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
In that scenario? Sounds like a place kick to me. Okay,
so you'd kick it, but responsibly, I.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Genuinely was I didn't know what to do, And I
was like, gosh, I call.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Kesy, you gotta stop calling me. When it was something
slightly wrong. Now, I've had you with a couple of things.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
And my concern is that I'm going to go home
and it's still going to be there, dying on my path.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Why don't you bring it in right? Bring it into
your lounge because you've got your dog.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
You're sort of running an animal hospital there, aren't you?
All things great and small? It's like that TV show. Sure,
so you've got the duck inside, you know that's fine.
It slides around ships all over your lounge. You got
your dog that backs at the wind and takes dumps
on your dove. Yes, and a rat that's just going
to sort of spread the plague throughout your family. I think, yeah, man,
(33:52):
just bring it inside.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Just bring it inside.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
It sounds like, you know, words getting out in the
animal kingdom, that Hoidy's house is the place to go
and recuperate. Sure, so yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
I should make it like a little nest or something,
so man, yeah, and feed it.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Yeah, maybe breastfeed it.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I think a bit of cheese or something like that. Yeah,
I mean just.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Having a suckle at your burnt meat, petty, isn't it there?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah? That'll that'll fix it.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
And then it'll just scuttle away and.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
I'll tell you what I do when I get home.
I'll breastfeed it.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
The whole King being shown podcast.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Is indeed the Killers there on the radio Edarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. They'll listen after six o'clock your
chance to win two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
That's right with the naughty or nice list. Listen for
that you call get ready to call us on eight
hundred hodarky in that cash could be yours.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
And also as always, of course what's on the TV
with me Mike Minogue, how good so good Man?
Speaker 6 (34:52):
And of course as always, of course it's just going
to be a great show show.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Hold Ike, welcome back in as a backbones. I hope
your Wednesday is going along nicely. You're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by two. He don't mind
if what I do get it in him. I'm keen
Hey Pugson, who's incredibly busy in studio. B As always,
it's just filed through to us about us a new
video release on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Did he file it through to us or did he
just tell us.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
He emailed me?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Did he run it up the flagpole?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
He ran it up the flag pants? He jas is
what's happening right?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
So if you here Turky Big Show on Instagram, this
is a new vid. Did you get an alert on
your Instagram? Jas?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
I did?
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, also known as an email.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
I got a notification.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Ah yeah good.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
I'll tell you all about it and teach you all
about it if you need to know.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
But listen the podcast out show today. What are we
talking about today?
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Because no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Every day you start going to plug what we talked
about and then realize you have no idea. Yeah, this
one's is lately. So that's a clip of something we
chatting about to do with So comes out of seventh
thirty tonight. By the way, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I have been doing though, which has been great, because wow,
yeah that has been good. Yeah, I've been a lot.
It's not but no, it's not going to chat actually
had me be a good segment. What I recall what
it was now is that because I had filming with
Keesy last night and I was pretending to be really
(36:32):
grumpy about being there and having to sit around for
three hours while it was going on and be in
the studio audience, and I was pretending so well that
I began to pull. I began to actually be genuinely
grumpy stuff about it, and I went, you know what,
pull your hidden, witty jan pull your hidden where's your gratitude?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
At least a little bit like a little bit enjoyable?
So so enjoyable?
Speaker 6 (36:55):
How many times saying exactly I loved it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I had an a absolute.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Ball because regardless of where the Jay's actually got to
get on set and non screen, he's been a fan
of the show since day dot. So if he wasn't
if he wasn't there to be on it, he would
have been watching it anyway totally.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
And that's what was so great about it, As I said,
you know, as being there live and seeing the magic
unfold in front of me.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Well, it's the Accs Game of Two Halves and the
Christmas specials that we filmed, and then it'll be coming
out in a few weeks time. Oh so good. And
just picture Jays hating life waiting for his little cameo
at the end.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Hey, now listen, coming up, naughty or nice? Your chance
to win two ee hundred bucks. But in the meantime
he has white stripes.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
The Hodarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
He is indeed filtered there on the radio Hdarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. And thanks to our mates at
twoy naughty or nice fellas, that's right, it's.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
A brand new thing we're doing for the next couple
of weeks giving away two hundred dollars a day or
thanks to the new two e RTDs vodka Black Current
and Vodka Sour Cherry available now.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
Cherry is my favorite good stuff.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
And what we want to know is this year, have
you been naughty or nice? Get a Toby your mad
barst House life?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Good?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
So what is it?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Toby Naughty? Are nice? Here? Mate?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
I have to make it definitely an already lost this year.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
I've been following my playing from the Agenda podcast and
on a Punchers each week this year, and I am
worse off for it in all.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Honestly, man, if you have been following those, because I
listened to those and those guys are just they're betting
on rain drops running down the window. At this point,
they're absolutely off their heads. How many do they actually win.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
On my love zero?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Yeah, that was my VI.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
So you in serious financial trouble as a result of
the Agenda podcast.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Oh I wouldn't go, but yet it's not looking good
coming into Chris.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Good, okay, Toby, will you sound mate?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
On hold and we're just going to deliberate.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Get akle have your mad barst hous life?
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Oh not too bad? Are you?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Good? Thanks me? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Just quickly, Caleb? What do you do for a craftsman
tractor driving?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Get more backbone than that?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't think so?
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah, Caleb? Have you been naughty?
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Nice?
Speaker 8 (39:14):
I'd like to think I've been nice considering the day.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Off here go on?
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Sure my head?
Speaker 6 (39:19):
Oh well, I.
Speaker 8 (39:20):
Left it like six footy this morning to go get
my first slide of fit, and then I had to
park up for two hours because a hydraulic line exploded
oil over me, and then ran out of lunch at
about two pm. And I'm still working now. Some of
it a bit hungry?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
You want you ran out of lunch?
Speaker 8 (39:39):
Oh yeah, I ate all my food.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Lunch, so yeah, But I hate it when you're going
to pick up some fit and then your hydraulic line bursts.
Yeah what okay? Can I just hold the line? We're
just going to have a little deliberation hen decide who
gets the cash. What do you reckon? Do we think
Caleb who had tracted oil on him?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
That's a tough one because neither of them deserve it.
I I mean, well, because you got you got the
one gy who's a gambling addict, and what are we
going to give him more money so you can gambling?
And then you've got the other guy who's doing a
normal days yet he started at six early and he's
still working now, which is absolutely standard.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
And who I don't think who hasn't had something explode
all over them?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
So that's tricky, isn't it. Well? I personally think Caleb
from the Naki on the train, he's working like twelve.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
The best I can say about him is he's not
a gambling addict, So say he wins it by default?
Speaker 5 (40:33):
I think, yeah, I'm leaning towards Caleb too.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
All right, And then we'll give Toby a toy price pack.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
No, you'll just sell it and gamble, gamble, get a Caleb.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
How are you going mate?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:47):
Pretty good?
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Now did you hear that? You weren't meant to hear that.
That was meant to be off here.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Hey, now listen, you're two one hundred dollars richer, mate.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
Oh that's awesome on you, mat hey with.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
That two hundred jollarsy and buy yourself some extra lunch,
yeah and some tractor oil.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
Yeah yeah, I might be able to buy a couple
more byes now.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Yeah yeah, good on your massive backbone. Will do you go?
Two naughty or nice fellows?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
So good?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
It is good. Another opportunity to play tomorrow, which means
another opportunity to get two hundred bucks. Ho ho holdky.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
The Holarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Listen he queens at the Zone age there on the
radio Hodarky Big Show.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
That's Wednesday evening. Right now, it's time for What's on
the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 6 (41:44):
Yeah yeah, that's what we do really here, Hey, slow horses, Right, okay,
I'm up to season three at the episode one of
(42:07):
season three and the riding has got significantly better, right
okay immediately and season four I know got an Emmy
for Best Writing. Wow, so I think it's going to
get better from now because it's been okay, but it
hasn't been great.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
What's it on again?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
When you put on TV and you select slow horses,
are you like, are you excited?
Speaker 7 (42:31):
No?
Speaker 6 (42:31):
I always know that I'm going to get something decent.
There's time. We've had a couple of nights. I can't
be bother watching that. And and also felt the same
way about the penguin, right, you know, so now I
just need the penguin pingling and.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
So I just put on Seinfeld.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yeah yeah, hey, just in terms of you, fellas, I
did the b y C today the podcast. There, great
podcast we've got We're going to have a feast of cricket.
We've got the pink Ball Test in the the Australia
starting on Friday, plus the Basin Reserve Test, so I'll
be watching cricket all day long. Last night I watched
a game of two Halves live.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
Yeah this studio Wow, starstruck.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
It was awesome. I had a great time. Did you
loved it? It was really good?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Se No.
Speaker 6 (43:18):
What kesy We're already spoken about.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
It, but it's just yeah, I mean I enjoyed it.
I thought it was a pretty good Christmas fire Shore
and it'll be out later in the year.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
Look, I mean if you definitely catch up with it,
if you've missed it.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Do you know what's interesting? I found this out after
we filmed last night. So Game of two halves, every
episode is up on Skysport right. Yeah, you have to
have sky Sport, which means you have to have paid
If you just download skysport Now the app, don't pay
for it. You can view it because it's a free
to wear show. It is show. Yeah, but you can
use skysport Now the app to watch free to wear
(43:51):
stuff even if you don't have a sky Sports. I
was like, how have we not been told this? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:57):
I also still have movies and it's been a month
now movies. Yeah, yeah, And it's like, did we it
indvertently signed out?
Speaker 6 (44:05):
What's going to happen after all of this? You're going
to get the next bill and to have an extra
twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
Yeah, And it's like it's just because normally they don't
you know, it'll happen for like a week.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
You know, you get a few days out of it.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Yeah, at the most a week.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Mogo this has gone for a month, and my wife
and I were going, have we did we have, we.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Did, we have, we can.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I just say you're the first person in a long
time who actually probably has justified as to having Sky
movie channels because you watch it all the time.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yeah, yeah, yes, what's just.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
You know, I haven't watched Netflix, I haven't watched Prime Video,
I haven't watched any of that other stuff because I
just flecked between movies now.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
And it's just easy.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Isn't it crazy how he'd rather just watch a random
bit of a movie than have been Stokes documentary you
recommended two years ago?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
That was so good. If you haven't seen it, Keys,
you need to get into.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
What was it on again?
Speaker 4 (44:57):
It was Prime, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
That's sad to say, I can't remember. It's been so long. Okaze,
what did you want? La filmed Game and two halves
Christmas Special it's out later in the year.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
That was so good.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Man.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
There on the Radio Honiche Big Show this Wednesday night.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Now Surf and Turf.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
If you're a surfer or if you're a golfer, you
need to listen up because this is amazing.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Isn't it feel?
Speaker 6 (45:26):
So you get a load of this. You can go
surfing or you can go turfing.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, but fellas, what it is is, I thought I
had some music just to spice it up. It's good. Yeah,
we used to always have music like this. Do you
like surfing?
Speaker 6 (45:42):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Do you like playing golf?
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Occasionally?
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Really gets deep in my goat sometimes, but yeah, no,
I love it.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I was actually asking the audience out there.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Well, the good news is, cheers to our mates. It's
super Liquor. By super Liquor, Thanks are you? By texting
to that cheers man, by texting the word surf to
three four eight three you go on the drawder win
an epic surfboard. Or by tixing the word turf to
three sorry, what makes us surfboard? Turf to three for
(46:19):
eight three, you could go on the jorder win stuff,
excellent golf clubs, legendary ones. So you which hobby you're into? Man,
Surf or turfs? Tended on through to three four eight.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Three, tended on to it.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
You know, why don't we just support and extend each
other on this radio cow bunger dude.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Yeah, absolutely, Well it's funny actually, because I love both
of those things I love a bit of a surf
and I love a bit of a.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Tongue as well.
Speaker 5 (46:44):
On the course to three four Yeah, I know, but
I but I did. I would be happy with either
all Having said that, I've got all my boards at
home anyway, so I don't need another one, you know
what I mean. I've got some golf clubs, so it
would probably be.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
A but you can't win anyway. I don't worry.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
About it, like a fake identity sort of thing. I
get my wife to do it, maybe one of the.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
I've got no mates, so I probably couldn't do that totally.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
So tixs surf or Turf to three four eight three,
Cheers to Summer, Cheers to super Liquor, And they've actually
added a third one fellas, okay, tixt birth what about
Smurf three? That was gonna be tomorrow's one? So tick
Smurf to three four eight three and you could win
double pass to go see the new Smurf movie that
has made up Surf or three Cheers to super Liquor,
(47:40):
The Big Show.
Speaker 5 (47:41):
Podcast another show done undusted feels making your plans for
the night.
Speaker 6 (47:55):
Not a hell of a lot, mate, go home a
little bit of a tidy app in there, watch something
on the telly, and then be my lot.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah, good stuff for me. It's exciting, isn't it to
be alive? Well, you know, it's nice to just chill
at the same time.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
That's true, it's really nice. Kezy.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
What are you up to mate?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Tonight? I'm going to get home, go for a walk
around the block, and my wife before now, we'll have
a quick dinner. She'll have dinner ready.
Speaker 6 (48:19):
Yeah, better you were saying off Heregi.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
We'll have dinner real quick, and then we'll go for
a walk around.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
The ripping ass all night.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
I do that anyway, so that will help with digestion.
And then we'll probably watch something together like Country Calendar,
and then I'll make her a DCAF English Breakfast tea
and we'll maybe have a biki and then she'll go
to bed.
Speaker 6 (48:42):
And then I wonder at what point it's too much information?
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Sure, but I also want to crank you still at
that point you still having a glass of port.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I having a glass of port in Ages and Parks
bought me in a delicious bottle of port, which I've
had half of and then sort of forgotten about. Maybe
I'll crank that out?
Speaker 4 (49:00):
Yeah? Nice?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Nice? What about you, Jason, I'm just going to chill man.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
I'm just you're gonna watch some movies, man.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, I watched the movies Mogie.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
As I mentioned earlier, I think it was yesterday. We're
in a new month, now, that's true.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
There's new movies on Sky so I can just watch
the new movies.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Have you looked at the sky Watch and checked through
all the channels to see what new movies there are?
Speaker 4 (49:23):
I just flipped between them.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
What is happening? Is I watched five movies at once?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Right, just a piece of each.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah, it's quite fun. Do you remember when they used
to be that Mosaic channel? Yes, I had all the things.
I remember. Lucy's my wife's older brother. There was a
cricket test on. They didn't have sky Sport for some reason.
He watched the whole thing or is it one day
he watched the whole second innings on a thing that
was about an inch whee, because that was all he stuff.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
Hey, now listen, make sure you check out the podcasts,
make sure you check out our Instagram account. Make sure
you're tune in again tomorrow because We're not doing this
for you know, for fun. It's our job, so make
sure you make the effort until then, See you later.
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