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September 9, 2025 55 mins

On today's show, Jase is on the hunt for D, Mike needs help before our Fiji trip and Keyzie's tired of getting roasted for his outfits.

TIMEZONE:
(00:00) Intro: "Smart"-Casual
(03:30) Keyzie's Show Meeting
(10:11) GET SOME D
(15:31) FIJI BABY
(19:26) What's On Telly?
(24:01) Intro: CHANGE THE GAME
(26:08) Euro Summer Vaccinations
(31:33) Brekky responds...
(35:01) Golf lessons?
(40:13) Intro: Epic food yarns
(42:38) Team List Tuesdee
(46:25) NAME OUR BEER
(50:17) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(55:14) That's All, Folks!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The home I keep the Big Show show thanks to
crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big, big show, Big Jason Heitz might not
and I'll get your mad Barsard's great to have your
company this moody Tuesday afternoon. It's the ninth of September
twenty twenty five. And you, my friend, as always listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's so good, thanks man. Speaking of which, you get
a murgi you Stallion House Live. Yeah, Aga, I'm pretty grossy.
You're mad dog, your sixth son of a bee. Look,
I love it here in Auckland. I'm loving the springtime.
But it's it's up and down, isn't it. It's hot,
it's cold, it's hot as cold, it's sunny, it's rainy.
Some consistency would be good. I know that the power
is not in your hands, Jose, but I'm just saying, man, yeah,

(00:55):
I know.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Look, I'm hearing you.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Actually, a little bit later on in the show, we're
going to be talking about the people are desperate for
d at the moment. Oh my god, you know coming
out of the winter period.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
That's Moggie's job saying what's coming up later.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I know, but it was just on topic.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I just don't want I don't want to start stepping
on each other's toes.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, no, sure, I mean I know, I know Mogi's.
I'd never step on his toes. Oh, I appreciate that, man. Yeah,
how are you going, keys A? You're looking very smart? Wow? Smart? Casual?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, smart casual? Yeah, casual, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, I'm going good, Jason, Yeah, going good. I mean,
my self esteem was through the roof. And then we
did the potty where you kind of just tore my
outfit a new one.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
So now I'm feeling a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, I'm not sure yourself. I'm not sure of myself.
Usually i'm very sure.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Sure. I thought I was very complimentary. I just thought
you looked like a good, upstanding young man.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Thanks, man.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I see that you had a shave as well. So
you're back on the road to recovery after the big stage.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Monday, after a stag, or in just any big weekend. Yeah,
I will come in with double yes. Yeah, something about
raising a shaven to my face on a Monday. That
is just like overwhelming.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, man, absolutely shave away the shame?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, exactly what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I don't I didn't like cheating my wife or anything.
So I don't know why you say that.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
You don't want, you know, to be shaving when your
hands shaking violently.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Although it is like having an electric razor. Oh, hey, Mogi,
what's coming up in the show.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I'm fine, by the way, thanks, fellas.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis? Of course,
we'll be giving another opportunity for people to join them
with our Swingers Club. Fellas. We're off to Fiji and
we're feeling bloody excited about it, so that's one of
the things we'll be doing. Not only that, we'll be
planning Jason's trip to Europe, which is definitely happening. So
a little bit more of that, and we'll be finding

(02:53):
out how Jason's doing because we haven't talked about it yet. Hey,
doing Jason to.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Talk about it? Man?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. Is twelve minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Hey, fellas, Oh g if I call a show meeting, Yeah, man, okay.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Show meeting, show me the meeting, show meeting is now
in progress.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Hey, you know I have a lot of fun working
with you guys, Right, Okay, here we go. No, I
just what No, I'm just thought i'd start by saying
I have a lot of fun working here on the
Big show.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Love. I love what you guys do. However, however, but
I have said.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Having said all that, one thing I've just noticed just
starting to just starting to slip into things a week.
It is, I feel like we do a lot of
clothing based content, a lot of clothes based chat. Sure,
and I just feel like now there's quite a lot
of things.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's just say.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I know, for example, in my wardrobe that now I
feel like I can't wear because the show will get
distracted by it. For example, when I wear my Bunnings
hoodie which I'm wearing now, which I stole from the
Breakfast Show, who are actually sponsored by them, I'll put
it on and Jason go get your Bunning's hoodie on.
You look like you're going to Whatever you were saying
on the poddage didn't make any sense.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
What's another example of something that somebody might say about
a certain item of clothing, but also yeah, who was
it that was saying it.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Faded red jacket. I own a faded red jacket, which
you guys call my pink jacket. Okay, so I can't
wear that. I wore it yesterday, and of course it
came up in conversation. My floaters, akay, my giant sneakers
which I bought for Europe. Jace calls them a floaters
and gets to every time he sees me, has to

(04:53):
point them about, saying, oh, caze, he's got his floaters on. Yeah,
prison jacket.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
And white stripes. Whenever I wear that, I'm wearing a
prison jacket.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Apparently, ripped jackets, any jackets that have a ripped Oh
Kesy's got his cool ripped jacket on a jacket they
might have Tony written on the front of it.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Can't wear that.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Because it's got Tony on it. Cater pill of shit.
I have a shirt that.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Has like the bulldozers, he's got his Camo cater pill
of ship. Yeah, but yes I do. I'm just wearing
a shirt. Yeah, yeah, and I mean that. There's there's
plenty of others but I just I'm sure there are Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Well I know how you feel. I mean, I remember
going out and buying an amazing dire wolf ship that
was fun. I didn't notice that it was a Game
of Throne shot. I just thought I had a cool
wolf on it. Yeah, immediately Keysy dragged me for it,
and I did what any right thinking male would and
I throw it in the bin. Yes, immediately, I knew

(05:51):
I could never ever wear it again. But winter is coming, Magie. Yeah,
it's way out there, and I guess I'm as you're
making kezy as you're not throwing anything out.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
But the issue is, mo, if I start throwing all
the stuff out, I will have nothing left.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Now, you're right, and I hope you know. Look, it's
a shocking thing that Jason's doing. And I think you've
got a point.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Oh, Keesy's got his duck hat on because he's got
a hair with a small duck on it, So Keysy's
got his duck head on.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'm merely observing what you're wearing. There's no you know,
inherent criticism or anything going on.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
They're Kesy.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
You are a fascinating fashion sort of person. Where it
just changes from day to day, and I think that
should be admired.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yes, And it's.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Just it's I always I'm driving into work and I
think to myself, what's Keasy wearing today? I wonder, you know,
because you're always surprising us with your new denim jackets
and floaters and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I just I think this should be an environment where
people should feel comfortable to wear whatever they want. Oh
so you're a big Game of Thrones guy, by a
wind not anymore.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I guess the way that even it out would be
either we don't talk about clothes at all, or every day,
like we used to do on the text machine, we
say what are we wearing today and we start to
show off with it what we were and just get
it out.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah. I used to love that because I'm a visually
orientated guy, and so you know, text don't always do
it for me. I like to know what people are wearing.
Not in a pervy way, no, I just want to
I just want to get a picture in my mind.
I can see in my mind's eye what they look like.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yeah right, okay, well it's just something I wanted to put.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
How about we do this.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
We start even if it's not the top of show,
but in a break very early on in this position here, right,
we could do a break on it and we raid
each other buzzies out of five buzzies, that exactly, and
then that will give us an opportunity to try and
step things up, because I feel like we do get
in a rat with what we're wearing every day. It's
pretty much the same. But we also we do see

(07:56):
each other every day, and we're not dressing up for
each other, are we. It's very much a comfort based.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm just like wearing what I like wearing, but now
I'm afraid to wear my tony.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
It's not can I can?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
I conversely say, you know? Can I?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Can? I check a few phrases at your keysy?

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Why not you do it every day?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Weird hoodie?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Oh yeah, boat shit, boat shit, living shit shit, filthy cat.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Filthy cat, skivvy skivvy.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
He truth. Okay, now we'll.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Start all out warm. Yeah, I'm going hammer and tongs.
Now what are you wearing? New Zealand, Texas three four
eight three will judge you.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's Queen's of the Stone Age, The Hold Aching Big
Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days
at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Hodaki Pluto there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is four twenty four. We're talking clothes, Fellas,
and I guess all a keezy, sort of weird style that.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
He likes the topic.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Stop talking about clothes, right, Okay, it's basically but we've.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Got people to text in on three four eight three?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
What are they wearing?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Keysy wats the vibe work where?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Look, people are wearing just standard things that you would
expect them to be wearing. For example, get a fellas
asseless chaps leather gloves.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Like an assless chap.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
It's probably the most frequent text we get when we
ask people what they're wearing chat auseless chips.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, and a g beinger get a guys board shorts,
no under his hoodie on top. YEA someone who's obviously
like an office worker or something, get a guys wearing
a navy.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Blue hoodie covered in biokie crumbs. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Usually for me it's like chip chip great stuff, you know.
And I don't know if you know this, Fellas, but
the seasons are changing and what I've become very aware
of and I'm feeling it myself. I'm desperate for a
bit of D, you know what I mean. And we're
coming out of winter, and I think there's people like
I see people out hanging around the sort of passy

(10:05):
area and the officers here looking for D.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well, you know, getting a bit of D in the body.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
You mean vitamin D?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Right, Well what did you think I was meaning?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
No? I just I just think, yeah, it's all good. No,
I guess so. And because I was a staggy over
the weekend.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
I've got a real problem with it. We were calling
it the staggy.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
It's a big staggy, and we were actually at one
point we were like, man, do we need to put
some block on? You know, like because it's cold. Then
the sun was out and we were like, do we
need it? The staggy?

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Sure, getting into it, but you don't want to get burnt.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Sounds sounds like a rock and roll staggy. Hey, feelers,
do we need to put sun block on?

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Can you put someone on?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
My bet?

Speaker 5 (10:48):
It's not what happened. It's not what happened.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
But you're right.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I mean I I was out just working my ass
off in the garden over the weekend there, feelers, it
was pretty hot. The sweat was just less off me. Yeah,
running down the gallers on the chest there and down.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Your guns are on your cheese, and.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I had that very thought. You know, is it time
for the old slip slop?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
What is it? Slap slap slip slap, rap slap.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Slip slap, slop and rap. No slip slot rap, slap
and rap, slip, slip on, slip into, slip on a
T shirt, slip on a T shirt. Yes, slop. You're
slopping on sunscreen? You Is it necessarily necessary though, the
T shirt pat because you.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Want to get some D? Yeah, well it's hard to
get D if you're all covered up, you know.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Well maybe if you're after some D, you slip into
something more comfortable, thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
If you're looking for D, yes, then the less the better.
In terms of what you're wearing, you know.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
It depends on what's underneath.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well, in my case, the sort of alabastera chiseled kind
of body, but gadders on your cheir what my gadders
on my chick?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Alabasta?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, isn't that like really white?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, that's why I'm questioning it. Yeah, so what's what
are we rapping? Because le rapping is I think it's
my wife does this wrong?

Speaker 5 (12:13):
It's the wrong. Yeah, you wrap us are wrong around.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah that's good too, because if you're like in a
bikini or speedos or something, you put a serong on
and then you can go to the diary. You get
a nice block and it's not offensive. You know, give
you some ear up there, you know.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, so slip into it? What is that a T shirt?
Slip into a T shirt or something more comfortable.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, slap, slap, swept, slop slop slap on.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
That must be sunscreen.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Slop on some sunscreen because you slap it on, you
just sort of put it on it on and you.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Just sort of squirt it on.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
But yeah, well why don't we change it to slip squirt, slap.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
And really slapping.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Well, this is what I don't I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I mean, like, if I'm squirting on my wife, I'll
give her a bit of a slap.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
You know, like a one for the road.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, good on your mate.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
What we're thinking.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Slept on a shirt, slip into something more comfortable, sop
on a shirt or swip into something more comfortable.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
And when I say squirting on my wife sun block,
slap on some sunscreens, squirt, squirt, squirt some sunscreen on,
Slap that ass and then wrap a little.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
It's wrong, it is wrap went on, Wrap it?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, wrap it.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, I mean, I I mean, I don't.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Know that slappers specifically slapping. That's just what I do. Yeah, slap, yeah, yeah,
I mean she gives me a bit of a slap too.
She squirt on me and then give me a bit
of a slap and I know, you know, the sun
block and yeah, oh god, I just realized how how

(13:56):
horndous that sounds a little.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in on radio The Big Show. Swingers Club is back,
and this time it's going global.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Bloody exciting, isn't it, Fellers. We're flying Fiji airways to
the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa where white sand
beaches meet world class hospitality. Bloody excited, long weekend golf
had good massages?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yes, no not.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Now, what's U story with the messages is that each other?
Do we get to message each other from someone we
don't know?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
That way that we get a bit of coconut oil
out when we're all together.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
I'm not against that.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Well, I mean it's a spa, it's a resort and spa,
so that I assume they would sort of provide that. Yeah,
I mean if I wanted that, I just have it here.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I just don't like total strangers touching me, right, I mean,
I know you guys are into that.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
They were a name badge.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah, so no, okay.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
And as long as you say hello to them and
the lord.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Dialect racism alert, racism alert.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Hey, let's get some people in the jaw.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Shall we get a Richard your mad bastard, Hell's life Buller.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Buller, He's easy. Huh.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
He's pronunciation was amazing. I'm clicking a button that fires
off the races, but it just goes off automatically.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Richard, your mad Basard. What do you do for a
crust build up?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Then you like a bit of goldf action Richard?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, in the summer and it's not too crack down
here and Ed Yeah, and who would you take with you?
Richard Shamous He's my old workmate. I like the name Shamous.
What what what handicapper you're running Richard not sure to

(16:00):
be Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Twenty four and Pugs group. That's perfect, yeah, excellent.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Will you save on the line and know pug Son
will look after you. Let's go to Jordy and christ
you get your may Ad basset. How's life yeah mate, yeah,
it's all good.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Beautiful mane yeah, mate, loud and clearly.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Jordy man, what do you do for a crust?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I am a teacher.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah yeah, like a bit of golf, Jordy, you love
my golfings. What are you running for a handicap? Oh
look it's pretty rough, probably twenty seven old or something.
Oh yeah, that's that's perfect love, So that's perfect. Yeah.
I mean who would you take with your Jordy?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, I think I'll probably take your plan to just
get a couple of mates. I've got a few golfing buddies.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah. Nice.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, like a game of golf and whoever wins now
we're talking, gets to go.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah you remember they played their playoff hole.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh that's a great idea.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
It's really good we eat them out. Yeah yeah, yeah,
it's a good man. Yeah, all right with Jordy. Good
news is mate, you're in the drawer.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Right.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I love you week mate, thank you.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Thanks man. You are you guys really going to get
a message, because I just find that weird.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
I find messages. I don't. I don't find them relaxing,
to be honest with you, Yeah, I do. The missus
you know, loves it and you can get the old
facial etcetera, all of that sort of stuff. For me,
I find line beside the pool having a few beers relaxing.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, because jas you could go get like a facial
or something after you've squirted on some sunscreen, you know
what I mean, because it would relax you.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, what facial? You love getting facials?

Speaker 5 (17:41):
You have you ever had one?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Love it? Mate. You don't get skin like this without
a few facials in your time. I'll tell you that much. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
This radio here, Yeah, the Whole Archy Big Show week
days from four on Radio Hod.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
David Bowie There on the Radio Hodacky Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
The time is four point fifty three.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Let's talk Telly. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Last night I watched the show on tv n Z
Plus called Atomic starring Elfie.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Allen, which is the Great Joy.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Downstairs. Good in that one. Also Lily Allen's brother. Fascinating
stuff there. And this one is about two civilians who
must stop a cartel's uranium plot or save themselves. That's
the tagline log line Fellas doesn't accurately capture it. It's
one of them is a drug smuggler and the other

(18:55):
one is a ge hardiest five somewhere around Syria. I
think it's in a desert, can't quite remember, but it's
very much along the veins of rogue heroes. If you
saw that one that I enjoyed that, Yeah, yeah, totally.
So we watched one episode. It's very very similar to that.
I will continue watching it. Good performances, it's not too

(19:19):
hard on the brain, a little bit of action, it's
a little bit of a couple of lolls here and there,
a little bit of crack pepper exactly right. So that
is it's only five episodes, very easy to digest, Fells
and that's Atomic TV and Z plus. So far, I'm
going to give it three buzzies. It's very out of
a possible five keysy. It's hard to know that it'll
go up and down based on how it ends, right, okay, Fellers.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Last night I watched a movie called Stay two thousand
and five. It was made.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
It's quite an oldie.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Wow. It is with a sizzling Ryan Gosling, Naomi Watts
and you and McGregor. Other story is the Sama psychiatrist
played by Ewan McGregor, and Bat's on a nightmarist journey
when Henry, a student inform informs him of his plans

(20:13):
to do himself in. However, he must maintain his grip
on reality while trying to save his patient. Can I
just say you've heard the phrase style over substance. Yes,
it's one of those scenarios for me, lots of I mean,
Ryan Gosling is looking hot, ass. Ewan's looking fine as well. Actually,

(20:35):
and Ryan plays a sort of troubled young fellow with
you know, dart, sort of hoods under his eyes, always smoking.
He looks very hot. It got too convoluted, it got
a little bit silly, and I sort of lost interest
in it, to be honest.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
He's a five man two. Well, it's funny that you
say that, because the tomatometer on Rotten Tomato is twenty
six percent yeah from the critics and sixty nine percent
from the audience, but the vast majority seems to be
a lot going on too confusing who he is?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:05):
It was very confused. Certainly.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
There were times of going, but what's happening? What are
they doing now? I don't understand? What do you watch
that on Disney?

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Are you nice? I watched the show last night on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Sorry, I was earlier today on Netflix while eating my
lunch was actually a recommendation from someone. Yeah, no, no,
it was my dinner last night. Very confusing if you
just say Conie randomly recommended from someone on the staggy
show called Tires on Netflix. Oh, Shane gillis the comedian,
and I've seen a few clips on Instagram and I
was like, sometimes you just want a nice, mindless, twenty

(21:40):
minute comedy. Watched one episode of it. Ridiculous but funny,
like just straight up not seeing the world on fire.
But I didn't hate it either, right in the middle.
Three busies out of five, which is slightly.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
I watched one episode of that, and I didn't think
it was enough to bring me back. Yeah, but you
know you should give it more time. I'll give it
more time.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
But so I like having just a like if I'm
eating lunch at home or something, just a twenty minute comedy. Yeah, yeah,
so it's it's all good. Three buses out of five
on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Tires Siri tires on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yes you don't have an Apple phone.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Plenty coming up after five o'clock, including the Fellers helping
me out with my much dreamed of trip to Europe.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Plus the Brickie Boys responded to just dissing their uniforms.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
That they just got.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Yes, I have to address that too.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
The whod Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Welcome back in Messive Backbones. Hope your Tuesdays going along
very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the Big Show. And
when I say the Big Show, I mean Hoodie, j
Mogi and Keezy brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and Gormet eats that will all
change the game.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Scrumedly obtious.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
What is the game? The game of dinner or lunch?
Sort of change it? Yeah, it's going to change it.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
You know you sort of for many many years been
having your soggy chips and your you have sort of
you're sloppy burgers, you're sloppy your plascid berg.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
On the photo. Yeah, yeah, you know, what the hell
is this?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
And it's just like, oh, what the hell. Then you
go to Reburger and it's like it's a complete reinvention
of the genre photos.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
It's like Tinder, isn't it for food? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
God damn, it looks good. Yeah, and then it turns
up and you're like what Yeah, not.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
For Reburger though, No, No, no, this for other people.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah, for other peoples.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Not that I've ever been on Tinder, because I've been
in a relationship for fourteen years.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
You know how it works. So brother, No, I was
just going along with you. I don't. I don't. I've
never even been on tender to be honest.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Man, Speaking of which, had a last night go after
what do you mean after the show?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
What?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Well, that's all you're, well, I know that what happened
down in christ you talk, you talk it through with
your wife.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Well, no, she understands that I was on a stage.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
She stays incredible.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yeah, yeah, she's you're on stage forgiving. No, she's not.
There's nothing to forgive, I didn't cheat on my wife.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Now, Fellers, you're a huge help to me in terms
of my trip to Europe and booking me an itinery
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I am fizzing about this not too far.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Away now, and I was wondering if you could help
me out re you know, injections and stuff. Accident.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Yeah, certainly, man. She's the killers for.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Who fighters there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five fourteen. Now, you Fellers
went on a huge trip away this year to Europe,
and you said to me, I simply musk get.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Well, you simply must go. You just don't understand until
you've been.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, totally, and you'ven me from your tales of great
adventures over then you have very kindly written me out
of itinerary, which is all now official.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
So pretty stoked about that. I wonder if.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I could tap into your knowledge again, if I may
be so bold, Are there any shots or anything that
I need? I mean, I don't imagine there'd be too many,
given that I'm going to Europe and she's very civilized and.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yeah, well, the good thing is right.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Europe in the UK area actually came and sort of
industrialized New Zealand, colonized New Zealand. So anything we've got
here they had their ages ago, right, So you don't
actually have to worry as much as if you were
going to developing country.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
No, that's true.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
So it's good. So it's actually not a massive list.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
That's not as bad. That's as sure.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
I mean there's a normal sort of stuff that you need.
Do you say, have the from like motion sickness? Do
you need do you get heear sick?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yeah, so make sure you've got and these are all
the stuff that you need. There's tablets that you'll take
with you. So obviously for altitude sickness, be one. You'll
get your malaria shots. Yeah, but you're also laria malaria
top ups as well. But because of global warming climate change,
there's now so hot over in London that you can

(26:13):
get you can get it's like being in like the
heart of Africa.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
So there's a standard one. Some of these you will
have already had, but you can't travel without them. Okay,
all right, so measles, Yeah, your mumps, you'r abella all that.
You know, you've had all that day, mr, So you
should have had those that even if you're not going anywhere,
you need to have those. Okay, diphtheria, tetanus because you
might stand on a nail.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
That's true, you're true, actually chips, and because there'll be
lots of old ruins and stuff over.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
There, that's right.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
And I don't know if you know this, but like
the colosseums that I was nailed together.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
There's a shocking bastard.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
I don't even polio. Last thing you need is polio,
your influenza, COVID nineteen, chicken pox, shingles, and new mo cockle,
which is for pneumonia.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Actually another one too, mening your cockle. Actually over in Europe,
the jay is actually pronounced everything. That's actually men on
your cockle? Yeah, have you had that?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
It's three men on my cockle? No, don't, Well that's
what you just said.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
No, I said men on your cockle like menager cup
final say that's the way.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Minute you spell that for me? Easy, men on your cockle?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
You just just take this, just write the less down.
Then there's the water stuff food and water related so hepatitis,
your typhoid, your cholera. Good God B two NB minor
hit B yes, and HPV shots for that's for you know,
your genital warts.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah yeah, but they're kind of under control at the moment.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Get on anywhere.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Truffalitis, right, yellow fever, Japanese interophalitis into the US, that's where,
that's where the origins are.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
But you're sort of like, that's like saying German measles.
But we still get them down here. I don't even
know where they mentioned the race. It's not relevant.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It's actually ding gay the dingay fever.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah, so hot once again. Yeah, oh my god. Anthrax,
which is rare, but if anyone's going to get it's
going to be sure.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Can I just say with the rabies if I've already
had it, yeah, ion a rabies, booster.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Lime disease, right, the black plague also, they're an injection
for that.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Have that blue plague too.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Oh the blue plague not as lethal.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
No, tuberculosis, tick born into for lightish. That's Europe and Russia.
If you're going to pop over to Russia, that can
be an issue. E Bowler, Oh my gosh. Yeah, swine flu, third.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Flu, if I've already had swine flu, donkey flu, donkey
flu because they would have donkeys over there, because yeah,
who do you think built all the colosseums and stuff?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
What the donkeys did?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
They used no, Jake, Come on, man, this is where
you have to go to Europe. You're thinking donkey's building
a colosseum. They helped pull stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
And that's when people stood on nails and that right, Yes,
do we just what?

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Shall we just ride all this out?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
That's quite how many is there? You guys have twenty seven?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yeah, and you've got to get them all at once.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah. Well I've got a mate who's who's a doctor,
so you should be able to sort me out with
all those bastards.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
What was he wearing?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Warrior shit jersey? Now he's got to worry his ship.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
It's okay, it's a ship, thanks fellers.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
What's the what was the one you said earlier? Kesy,
Men on your cockle, Men on your cockle?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Yeah, it's if you're getting in Spain.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
It's just the whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy. Tune in week days at four on Radio
Hodarch Joy Division.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
The time is five twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Now, we were making some comments about the Breakfast Fellers yesterday.
If you were a cool lads.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
About the new uniform.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
He was fine.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I was just I was just asking questions, how do
we feel because they've you know, they've rearranged the studio,
They've changed it to suit them. Now they've got cool
uniforms that only they get. Yeah, I was just wondering,
trying to get your guys vibe on, because I'm still
with it.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Actually, I was thinking about that just this morning. Actually,
the audacity of them changing the studio without consultation, you,
I mean, it's disgraceful, really, isn't it. It's a shed space,
you know, just go and change everything without consulting.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Changed everything. They've still got the Hoskin's puppet, which should
have been the first thing to go on a skip, Yes,
closely followed by ruders guitar.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I agree. Well, no, I mean the things that they
should have got rid of.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Yes, they didn't live on Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, we've got pot, plants, all sorts of stuff in here,
and I don't feel at home in here anymore.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
So I'm not going to do my best.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
With same because you're used to like just crap everywhere
in your house, and I'm kind of the same age easy, yeah, yeah,
Like Mogi doesn't mind it so much because he's very
anal and it's even meticulous, whereas you and I are
a bit more rough and tumble. Just crap everywhere around

(31:33):
the place.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
That's the thing. Jays You peas in a pod?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Well you you and pucks and peas in a pod.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Well, no, we're a package deal.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
You're a package deal, that's right.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, we're busy, but whereas you, you and I are
cut from the same cloth. But anyway, Bricky heard us.
You guys are like, you know and old, you know,
you guys like the ts. That is not our name,
Mogi all right, but it could be.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
That's that's been sort of put away for another couple
of people. Yeah, we won't go into now chat.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
He's brought on here, but apparently Brecky were listening and
they've actually responded to us.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Okay, okay, So here's.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
A short message from Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Can I just say something. Firstly, they presume that we
want them in our uniforms. That was never discussed.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
That was that was certainly never an idea.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
We didn't want the big show in our uniforms, our uniforms.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
No, but I feel like if we got the jealousy
they feel like, if we got them on, they'll be.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
So much jealousy.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
They would be so tough. Hey, look happy to fill
another break for them, And it's tough.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
They only talk half as often as we do, and
even then they struggle to fill it up. But look
if us getting a uniform gets them another three minutes
and happy to help.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, it's exactly kind of attitude i'd expect. Yeah, totally,
the arrogance of it, you know what I mean, You're right,
they are scumbags.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
That's total scum bags. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
And for them to accuse, like assume that we're doing
that's just a fill content.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
You know what. It makes me want to cool one
out in the studio. I'm serious, man, I'm that ropable
about those comments.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, you should do it, man, that'd show them. Well,
just when we leave today, do poohs in the studio, jas,
That will show that I'm right behind you for that one.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Because yeah, but that would be great.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
So I don't want you.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
You should do it, though, Yeah, I those aren't empty words. Yeah, Jason, I'm.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Doing it, man, I'm doing it.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Man do poos in the in the studio three four
eight three should just do poohs in the studio to
teach breakfast a lesson?

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Give you a reburg about your text.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Hoky Pool Jam there on the radio, Hold Nikey Big Show.
There's Tuesday evening the time five point fifty two.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Hey, don't forget that.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
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to mates at trade Tested, dot co, dot m z's
that are keen to make your dick great ahead of summer.
Basically every Friday this month, we're going to be giving
away two thousand and five, one hundred dollars worth of
stuff that dark.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
That's aw FULK. Can you clip that off.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
And make it it's not literally. In the last break
we talked about how we don't want to stop every
time someone makes a mistake. Anyway, Trade tested dot co
dot in.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Said, that's going to be a great feature of the show.
Can I just like finish?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
They yeah, cool, two thy five hundred dollars. I'm just
going to hold up your dot co dot in zen
into the tell us about your dick, tell us about
your shopping list from trade to dot co dot in zend.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
We could call you on Friday. That's every week we're
doing that this month. It's plenty good. It's insane, it's unbelievable. Hey, guys,
I've got some really interesting chat for you, and I
know and I know you're going to be blown away
because it's golf chat. Oh god, I'm so excited about
us going away to Fiji for the Swingers Club. A
little bit disappointed that the swinging refers to golf, but
you know we're going to be playing a couple of

(34:57):
a couple of rounds. You want to cheat on your wife?
Huh no, swingings?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Kidding me. Cool, And we're going to be playing a
couple of around the golf golf. It's going to be Oh,
pag soon is going to be involved as well, the
two of you, myself and a couple of winners. And
obviously I don't want to let the team down. Do
you think there would be value between now and whenever
it is that we go away and me getting any
kind of lessons because of you guys. Have you guys

(35:28):
had lessons?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
No? Ma, no, have you not.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
It's you know, yeah, two lessons Yeah, yeah, like two
years ago, right right, Yeah, just to get the fundamentals
down so they're not just effing and jeff in my
way around the course.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah yeah. Look, to be honest with you, I wouldn't
bother Maggie. You're too far gone.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Mate, right you're an old round cast moke.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
You're out in the back yea, like the I is
su two. You know, you don't even know where you're
head in the bloody thing, you know what I mean?
Smack it and go go where the hell of that?

Speaker 5 (36:00):
What's the point exactly? We do on need two of
them out there with? Well, that's the thing, because you
guys are going You're out every week pretty much. Jase,
you're out a few times a week. And every time
I ask you how when you always say terribly? Yeah,
And so I wonder if you'd been getting lessons or
you just go terribly. You get no lessons, You just
continue to be terrible and you're hoping at some point
the break.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah you never like Jason's sick or sore? Yeah, does
he do anything about it? So why would he get
lessons about being second golf?

Speaker 5 (36:30):
You saw it golf terminal.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
And sometimes, let me just say this, I am second golf.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Always when I'm not there though.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
No, to be honest, I think any listens you get, yes,
I don't think I just confuse me. It's going to
make you even more confused. Like seriously, you'll spend two
months trying to just like do the thing.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Like how do I hold a stick?

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah exactly, I mean you do it stuff? Yeah yeah, yeah, Look,
I just I just play on instinct. And you know,
I'm naturally I've got natural hand eye coordination. I just
go with the flow in that sense. Oh yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
You know hopefully that's helpful. Yeah, just go with your instinct.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Don't overthink it, man, Sure you don't under prepare. Yeah right, certainly.
Don't go and change your game every time you play.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
So once every twenty years. Just keep it the same.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, just keep it as you did twenty years ago.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Yeah, man, I think you'd be sweet.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
And then you guys, you and Pugs will just you
guys have played.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
It's going to be the four of us, You and Pugs.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
We you what the winners.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
They're an old keysy and eye because we don't want
to be Yeah, we'll just do our own thing.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
That sounds so fun. Okay, Well, thanks for the advice.
For I was because I was a little bit worried
that I'll be letting the team down. But it sounds
like everybody will be. Yeah, we're all going to be ship.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I mean I'll probably I think I I'll be on
the upward swing there.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
But oh yeah, yeah, if you play around by yourself,
why don't we do that, Why don't you play on
your own, Ja, because you're you're naturally gifted and you
have an instinct for it. And then we'll sort of
hang out and play it.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
You guys from go and have a scuba dive and
a massage. Well, Hordy just nails the course.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Keyzy tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Hold. Ike, welcome back to your massive bagbones tap your Tuesday nights.
Nice and relaxed. You're listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Reburger.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Beef checking vegan and vegetarian options to Reburger of redefining
the norm.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, ye, good stuff. Hey Mogi Yu, Sorry, it's okay,
it kind of worked. Yeah, it did like, hey, mogi.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yum, not as good as seek a pause.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I noticed that when you came into it today, you
had a meal with you. I did.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Have you eaten it?

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I haven't known what's going on?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Man.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
Well, I ate before I came in, about an hour
or so before I came in, But I had a
chicken and a soupy sort of a number and this
is part two of that. But I've just found actually
I'm not I'm still sated by the previous by the
previous meal, so I haven't touched it.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
My god, that's not like you.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
It's not like me. And I was literally just thinking
about that the last time I walked in. I was like, oh, yeah,
I haven't even eaten how about that.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Do you hear about that? Kusy?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah, I heard about that, fellas. Can you tell me
about it again?

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Just quickly. I was just saying that I ate about
an hour before I came in. Oh wow. And then
I brought some food in it sort of like the
second half. I split the previous meal until two. I
brought the second half and leftovers here.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
But I found that the first amount that I ate
has actually filled me up enough that I've lasted all
through these last few hours with again any.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Sushi, no chips. That's crazy, nothing at all, And I'll
probably just you know, the funny thing is, I guess
I've just brought it to work for no reason.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yeah, yeah, you were, you were sufficiently sated. I was,
and you knew when to say when?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jason. Has that ever happened to you?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Man? What's that? Kezy?

Speaker 5 (40:13):
It's not even happy stuff like that with food.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Well, like.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Often I'll.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Eat something and and there'll be stuff left over, and
I'll go, oh.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
We actually don't have time. Sorry, I've started playing ggy
pot and I'll.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Be like, actually, I'm em amply sated. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
The Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hode.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Cranberry's here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. It's a
Tuesday evening. Let's have some league.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Chat time to chat footy with me, Kazy.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
What are the Warriors up to?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Man? The wars are taking on the Penrith Panthers.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
You heard of them?

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Yeah, man, heard of them?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Six v eight? What six place team versus the eighth
place team?

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Eight?

Speaker 5 (41:12):
I thought you were saying fifth versus it's fifth versus
eight and six versus seventh.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Panthers A seventh. Yeah, I thought you were saying a
six v eight Yeah, man, totally. We're playing Mount Smart Stadium, Sex,
soh five pm this very Saturday, and I am nervous.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yeah, it is a little bit on the nerve wrecking side,
doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
I mean, if you want to go up against anyone,
even though they might be regarded as you know, slightly
out of form, definitely out of form. They are the
four times champions not in history, consecutively over the last
four years. Yeah, but yes, they are so experienced at
playing finals footy. It just so happens. They switched it
on in the lead up to the Yes, they lost

(41:50):
a couple of games recently, just.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Against top top four team.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I am freaking out, but the team list has just
been announced.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
And that's the beauty of it.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Mate.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
From here on out, she's knocking out forty anything as possible.
Here is your Warrior's side for this weekend at number
one chance dog' clock Stad. We've got d w Z
retains his position on the wing ed and Pompey and
Kurt Kate well your centers. As a result of Rock
Oberry getting injured, the poor Barstard mate Roger two of

(42:22):
us as Sheck is on the other wing, chanell Or
c Ht and Tenner Boarder. You have James Fisher, Harris Wade,
Egg and Jackson Ford Leca the RecA starting in the
back in the second row with Marats and the accord
and Aaron Clark obviously at Locke, Tomighty, Martin, Eddie, Remire, Toyava,

(42:44):
Dimitric Vamonga and Tennas sours Smith make up your seventeen.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Gosh, that's still just such an inexperienced bench. However, I
mean the starting thing. We've got Jackson Ford back and
the Ford pack in the front row. There he's been massive.
We need his big motor. He can make the odd mistake,
but he can play seveny js. It tackles us off
and runners us off.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Who I've been really impressed with as that Clark.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
You're in Clark here in Clark.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
He's been awesome.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
He is he is, He's probably going to be the
old certainly for the Warriors. He'll be the he'll be
the players, he'll be the player of the season for
the Wars He's got to be and I think he's
got to be in line for Deli Lock, the rookie
he's played for, he has founded now level absolutely unbelievable.
So yeah, I mean, I'd love for them to find

(43:32):
a space for Sam Healing because I just think he's
too good, too good.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Obviously, the rotation becomes an issue, the interchange to mighty
Man and being able to cover multiple positions. But he's
a good bastard out there. He makes me as he's unreal.
He is.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Here's a cool one Penrith's left side, Casey McLean and
the I can't remember what his name on the they
called the milky bar head out on the wing there.
They score so many try down that left side. That's
the side Dallen's marking. So if they're going to score tries,
it's going to be through their left winger, and he's
going to score a few.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I guess hope that the Fellows don't get overwhelmed at
home and let the occasion get to them too much,
because they're already going to be under the pump.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
No, no, it's going to be. They're gonna now.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
They have to step up now, Jason, it's game exciting stuff.
Good on them, Congress. We get to the finals.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Let's go boys, Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Is indeed Jet there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuday evening. Now, very exciting news fellas. We're heading
down to Dunedin in a little while for the Dunedin
Beer Festival. We've been there a couple of times. Great
time head by all looking forward to it.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
That's traditionally the breakfast show. They were all over this
beer festival. Certainly in the days of Matt Heath, you know,
born in the South. She's rolling his mouth all that
kind of stuff. He had DIBs on the Craft Beer
and Food Festival.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
He's got.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Has he We got rid of his ass? Yeah, wow,
he's been promoted. But because of this we now get
to attend. Tickets are available right now to need in
Beerfest dot Co dot m zs at forsythe Bar Stadium
down there on the seventh and eighth of November. We
are going to go down and we actually have a
prize available for you and a mate. You the listeners
and a mate to win free flights accommodation and tickets

(45:24):
to join us at the festival itself.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Pretty exciting stuff. I got to say, I've never been.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
No, I've never been to this one either. I've been
to a fear few in my time, and I bloody
love all of them, but this one, certainly, it sounds
like a bloody good time.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
I was always jealous it's I've been.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
A couple of times back in the day. It's a
great setup, feels yeah. And the great thing about it
too is lots of good food around as well, which
always makes Woody j happy.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
I've also never been to forsythe Bar for any reason.
Ye sporting e vnc key.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I've been to one like Otago MPC game in twenty twelve, right,
it's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Are we doing a live show down there as well?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
We will be doing a live show help us. That'll
probably be on the Thursday night.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
We're still working at the finer details of that part. However.
In order to enter this competition for you and to
make to come down, flights, accommodation, all that stuff, you
have to name a beer. Because we've teamed up with Emerson's,
we're brewing something special for the dneda craft beer and
food festival and it needs a name. It's a Hazy
pale Ale. It'll be called the Big Show something Hazy

(46:31):
pale Ale. And if you'd like to name the beer
and get yourself in the competition, head to hodak you
dot co dot z get yourself from the drawer. There
a lot of great suggestions so far.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
There's been some goodies.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Keysy.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Your one was what was your one? Midnight steamer? The
Midnight Steamer? Like it because it's good. I do like it.
I feel like there's steam involved in the beer making process,
so people that don't know will think, oh, it's just
some sort of beer thing.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
I was reading through the comments last night on the
post actually, and I'm sad to say Keezy Tony is
featuring quite heavy go up on the Instah. Yeah, just
that the start of it.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
So well, the problem is right, I feel like this
whole Tony thing is very much of the here and now.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Yeah, but by the time we get to you know,
this thing's in November, it's going to be the biggest
thing in New Zealand. I think Tony on All Fours
has got a real ring to it because it's just
something even if you don't know what that is. It
conjures an image. Yeah, it conjures an image. Now what
it might say to you is you drunk so much
that you're down on all fours crawling home. Yes, and

(47:33):
that's fine if that's the interpretation of the listen and
also keys. The other thing to be pointed out here
is Tony is no longer just you. Tony is every man.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Oh that's a good point. Tony Tony the backbone. You
see what I'm saying. So I think, yeah, I can't
wait to see what the suggestions are. It's not just
going to get over the line because it's Tony. It's
going to be bloody good.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
You know. I look at whenever we give it to
the audience to decide, they always they never let us down.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
It's my experience. You've got my cat.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Yez Jez call it jizz.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
And everyone was like, oh no, I don't. But now
everyone loves it.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Love it.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, so the audience can name things well, so your
Hodarchy dot Cott and Z get yourself in the competition
for that. Otherwise, tickets available d need and Beerfest dot
co dot m Z.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Good stuff, mate.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
The Darchy Big Show was jas, Mike and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
In four on Radio Rolling Stone Z on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now, we're men of
experienced and we like to use that experience to benefit
the population in general by giving out advice, don't we, Fellows.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, Jason, that's why we set up an email address
meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. That
was chosen by the audience, not us. But it's one
hundredercent anonymous and you can email it any time. And
if we read out your question, reburg about you.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
So let's get to it.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Dot com in touch with the fellas. This is a revisit, guys.
This is an update on some older advice we gave.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
But it's good. Actually had to get feedback on how
our advice went down.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
Yeah, so this is a follow up.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
This original email came through April ninth, a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Wow, seems like forever, Maggie, you gave the advice. It
sounds about right.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
It was genuine advice about how to ask a woman out,
was going up to them, be honest, say blah blah
blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
You know, you know, I think really hot, you know,
I don't know if I using the word hot. Now
you did, remember you were like, you know you got them?
You know, yeah, you got that.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Be a real chairman, bastard.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeahh be very like direct, honest blah blahlah blah. So
this is coming from Anonymous. Just a little update, good
eight fellas Anonymous here again. Back in April, I asked
for advice regarding a girl at the gym. I wasn't
sure if she had a boyfriend, as our chance got
rather flirty, et cetera. Now, first I just want to
say Maggie gave some genuinely good advice that I think
everyone should listen to. Stop driving yourself crazy and just

(50:03):
ask them.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
So, kia kaha, do you might oh ki car? Thank you, Jason?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
What to Mogy's point, I was driving myself crazy. So
I finally built up the carriage to ask her if
she would be interested in doing something together outside of
the gym, something casual, not too pervy.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Yeah, that's what you don't want to sort of lead
off with. Do you want to go for a skinny dip?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Even do you want to go for a swim down
at such and such? You know, something a bit more
land based.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
In particularly, you don't want to start with you you
want to do something nothing pervy, Yeah, nothing, just really relaxed.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, unfortunately this is here a massive sigh. I got
the old. Oh that's really nice, but I just want
to be friends.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Oh great, I've got so much room in my life
for more friends, especially Yeah, ladies like yourself.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
How good? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
You can hook me up with your mate obviously, not
too you must have a lot of beautiful mates.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Yeah, and I'd love to meet them. Let's see something
cap that's not too.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
So if you can just sort of set up a
group chat with me and all them and then leave. Yes,
that's yeah. That was during my first exercise in the morning,
so you can imagine how the rest of that workout
went fast. Fast forward to the same weekend, I ended
up taking a girl from work home.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Yeah so home. Yeah, I guess he just used that
knowledge and and et cetera.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
So I suppose it's a silver lining, right, I might
actually need some advice to deal with that situation anyway,
See you guys in Willington on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
So that yeah, right, well now bigger and I wish
i'd known about that. We could have talked to him.
But that's right. And now he stopped torturing himself.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
So that's knows at least, but at the very least.
Now she might not have been thinking that at all,
and now she's saying, no, he likes me. Also, the
other thing too, it's out there. It's out there, so
you know, it's sitting right there, everybody can see it.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
The other thing too, is he's now experienced what it's
like to ask someone be rejected, realize it's not the
end of the world. And now that's probably maybe how
he managed to pick up another choke.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Yeah, it's good stick make a make an emotional connection
with another human being. Keasy, I think is the way
you phrase it, not to pick up.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah, he said I took a girl home from work.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah, yes, that's more respect. Yes.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Oh well that's great. I'm glad to hear that.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yes, yeah, well that's right.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
It's better to know, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I mean, rather than drive yourself batchit crazy, going should
I shouldn't? I should? I shouldn't know? And you're right,
now that that's in her head, she may very well go,
Actually he's quite nice.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
And now the other thing there is he wasn't sure
she had a girl, if she had a boyfriend or girlfriend. Yeah.
But the other way he could have done that is say, look, man,
I've really enjoyed talking to you. Great, but I just
want you to know I'm not interested. So just just before,
I would hate for you to think that this could
go anywhere because I'm just not interested. Okay, you're not
my type. Yes, So if you've seen something like that

(52:53):
with a little bit of a smirk on your face,
then that plants the seed as well. But you're actually
not putting yourself at any risk of being rejected because
you're not asking them out. Yeah, you're up front saying
that they've got no show, and then if they think
they've got no show, they're like, well, why haven't.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
I got any show? I'll show you got to show.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
It's me.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah I've got a show. Oh good, there to go anyway,
I'll bet I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
But the whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Hold ikey, well there you get your mad bastards.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
It's a big show down justed for you.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Tuesday that flew by, It did really didn't it it did?

Speaker 4 (53:36):
What do you ever for tea to like?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Geezy? Or should we chat about that on the way
to the car when.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
I tell you now and you can start picturing it
having a curry. Oh, that's right, just broad strokes. I
had natchale last night that I love a natural. I
love a natural.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Hey the podcast, which it's kind of war much of
the radio show, will we chatted about clothes? Also just stuff.
What's the clip today?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
This one just says greeting and it comes out at
seven thirty tonight along with our highlights package.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Just so you know everybody at home.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Keyzy always says what the name of the clippers that
we'll be playing for the podcast? And then Jason and
I squint our eyes and cast our minds back and
see if we can possibly remember what that's about.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
I don't know about you or what do you j
but I'm drawing a blank.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
I've got nothing.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Yeah, here we go. He's like, where are your mates?
And I was like, you'll be here in about ten minutes,
and Jason will be here in his second and he'll
walk in and he'll sigh yeah, and then I'll go,
what do you up to today? And he and then
he'll say oh this and that, casey, this and that.
Almost went off but didn't. Almost asked what he was
up to, walked inside, said get everyone, and then I

(54:44):
was like, what are you up to today? And he's like,
none of your business?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Actually said specifically, was none of your bees wax? Did you?
That doesn't sound like you.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Yeah, you don't say cool stuff like none of your bees.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Hi. Listen, it's been a pleasure bringing you the show today.
Make sure you check out the Instagram account. Give us
some ideas for the brew that we're gonna be releasing
later on with our mates at Emerson's. Check out the
podcasts till oh yes.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
And can I say make sure you come back tomorrow
for another couple of opportunities to get into our swingers Club.
Were off to Fiji. Would love to have you with us.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Yeah, so you have to tune in, listen out, and
get ready to call eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Hodaki good stuff feels.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
That's all, folks, We'll see later.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Bye. That's all, folks,
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