December 1, 2025 • 46 mins
On today's show, Jase gets to snooping, Mike's fizzing for the school holidays and Keyzie follows the wrong advice.
JUST IN TIME:
(00:00) Intro: Jase's favourite shirt
(03:51) School Holidays time!
(08:05) School Hols Chat!
(12:26) TVTVTV
(19:06) Intro: The RE Burger bet
(21:16) Keyzie's Golf Bag
(28:49) ALTER EGO
(32:00) Following Mogey's Advice
(35:23) Intro: Wasting police time
(37:16) FEELING LAZY
(40:33) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(45:06) Cya
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hope I keep a big show, show show thanks
to crave Worthy Street Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome big show, really, Jason Holich might not and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh kid a your mad Barstard's great to have your
company on this glorious Monday afternoon. It is the first
of December twenty twenty five, and you, my friends, as
always listening to the big show brought to you by Reburg.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Gear, crave Worthy street Feud freshly made with Rebeer Gear.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Ah are you rap?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
It is bloody, refreshing. It's not saber one yet because
it's still obviously, you know, full summer time.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
But that excited and more swims.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
You're gonna have an You're well to be honest, I
think we'll be into some Reberg and ste right.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Well, I'm sure you could get by.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm able nor what oh too good?
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Speaking of I was worried though, man, yes, I was worried.
Those guys have broken up. It looks like they're back together.
It looks like it. That's great news. It's great stuff.
Speaking of which Hew's life Magie, I'm going I'm going
to say, man, I'm going pretty grass.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
You're mad dog yeah, good your six son of them
b Yeah, good, beautiful weekend, beautiful weather. Look, we're in December, fellers, Yes,
you know what that means. Man, it's Christmas time.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So good.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
We're going to hold off a little while on the
Christmas content. We might wait until tomorrow. We'll see how
we go. How are you feeling about being in December?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Here, keysy, it's only what is it like, fifteen more
shows to do for the year.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's crazy sixteen because we're going to cover breacking. Oh shit,
the last day of the year for them. I'm feeling great, man,
December first, it's a beautiful day. There's nothing but a
couple of months of beautiful weather and a lot of
time off coming our way. Yeah, which I've stoked about.
I'm in high spirits and I'm just ready to play
some excellent tunes, you know, and love some great content.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, great stuff, man.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
How are you Jason?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Good?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Thanks man.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
You're looking at my shirt there, I'm looking at it too,
But there's no birds on it. There's some flowers.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, this is my favorite shirt. Actually fits me so well,
it makes me seems so good fellas. Hey, moggie, what's
coming up on the show there, mate christ Man.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
It's bloody exciting, fellas. We've got another competition and we
just keep on piling them up, day after day, week
after week, month after month. This time is an opportunity
to win probably the greatest lazy boy ever created. It's
pretty good. It's bloody amazing. Not only that, there'll be
a little bit of a catch up on on Keezy
who entered the Kiwi Pon competition over the weekend that
(02:55):
was run by the ACC. We find out just how
well he went. And outside of that, there's going to
be a little bit of chat about school. I've absolutely flabbergasted,
Moggi Minogi. My daughter is going back to school next year.
Obviously they've got the school holidays and I am outraged,
outraged by how long her break is. Yes, well, at
the same time, absolutely thrilled that I get to spend
(03:16):
some time with it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Ludicrous stuff. Hey, big shower head stage tune. In the meantime,
here's food Fighters.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Archy.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Pixis there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock and our
old mad pugs Ahn he went to see the Pixie
said they were great fellas.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
No chit chat on stage, just banging out the chin.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
That good man fellas on fuman. I found out today
that my daughter Mogi Minogi, yes, the first of her kind,
actually the only Mogi Minogi and a long line of Minogui's.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Can we not just call it Moggi jr?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Ummm, I think that gets confusing.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Okay, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Anyway, she goes to school, she's six and a half
year at years at the moment, and she's about to
have started her school holidays for Christmas. She breaks on
the twelfth.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay, now that's lucky.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, that's about stay good. Yeah, that's pretty pretty good.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
It's not bad, it's pretty good, pretty good. But she
comes back on the twelfth of February two months.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's an outrage. It's an outrage. It's bull shit.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Was it was it always that long?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
We used to go back sort of sort of around
the twentieth twenty fifth of jan give or tape depending
on the day of the week. There kis you know
what I'm saying There brother feels like they're really taking
the purse out of us.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Now.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Yes, there's a lot of learning, and this is the
thing that worries me. Obviously. I feel like it's always
a treat to hang out with my daughter at any
opportunity that I get. But I'm just worried about the
learning that she's missing out on. For learning, yeah, when I.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You know, look back when I was a little nipper, Yeah,
Christmas holidays, I was tough. I was an ugly little bastard.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Be okay.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Our Christmas break was five days for school, and I
spent four of those in the mine.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, so you know, twenty fourth of December, yes, and then.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
We were back five days later.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You were back at school in twenty ninth of December.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yes, that's right. New Year, Yeah, covet and soot. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
What were your mining?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Coal?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh, coal mining?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah, right, Because I do recall, like when I
was at high school and intermediate and primary school, and
now I remember it being six weeks. Yes, six weeks
is the amount that I had in my brain, and
it always seemed like I was going to go on forever.
But two months, two months was a bloody long term.
Eight weeks. That's like nine weeks, and.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You add on fifty teacher only days. They have no
get me started. I mean, it's just an outrage. And
I remember with all my girls, it was like, it's
so great having the time with them and spending time
with them. But two months, yeah, every day?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Can I handle all that joy?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It was my question, too much love going on.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
But I'm just sort of wondering whether it's it's my school,
the school specifically that Moggie Minogui is at, or if
other schools are sort of similar to that. So let
us know on three four eight three how long your
school holidays are? And look, what do you do with
the little treasures? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, well this is the thing. Make I mean, you've
got your own stuff going on. You know, imagine when
you've got four of them treasures that they are, and
they're yelling and screaming and carrying on and bored and
hungry and tired all day every day for two months.
I mean, geez, I mean, it's it's a special time,
(06:52):
but I mean they are treasures. I mean, I'm so lucky,
I'm so blessed.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Sees, you guys a couple of grumpy old Treasures.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Talking heads Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is four twenty seven. Mogi is outraged,
Little Moggi Minogi is about to start at Christmas holidays?
What was it the twelfth of twelfth December through too
the ninth of February. Outrageous.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Yeah, it's a very long time.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Now.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Look, I don't understand they have to have holidays, and
I'm grateful that they do get holidays, but it seems
like eight weeks. It's a long tight weeks is a
long time. And then you come straight at the back
of that. Somebody see us here on the text machine
three four eight three. You come straight out of the
back of the Christmas holidays and you're into the anniversary
weekends en Zact Day and White Toy Day. Do Do
Do Yeah, boom boom.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
It's weird because I love that we get three public holidays,
you know at the end.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Oh yeah, of course, how many kids have you got
to get? Zero?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, So you don't like any public holidays either.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Shocking bastards.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Surely it's a great chance to catch up and really
bond with your offspring. We've got someone who's keen to
join us on the line, Tom from the Hawks Bay Today.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, thanks Tom?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Hey Tom, what do you do for a crust man?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'm a school teacher, boys, Yeah, massive backbone?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Have you got a bone to pick?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Tom? I'm just curious that you seem to take umbrage
with looking at a couple of bags, you know, over
the holidays, and teachers have to look after one hundred
of the every day.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Yeah that's right, man, there, absolutely right. I guess the
difference in Jace you pointed this out is that you
guys get paid for it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But you know we're just you know, giving these kids
aspiration and hope for Well.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Don't do that, yeah, I mean that's not your job, Tom,
And Tom, you know, what's what's the set up in
your school? When do you break for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Will we break on the twelfth? Yeah? Yeah, but we're
back on the twenty eighth of January, So it's a
twelve the twelfth of debris that seems.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I can't believe that it's long, isn't It's scene?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
I completely agree with you it is a bloody long time.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
But it does also feel the name of the stool.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And I'll get my CV.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Because Kezy was saying off here just before that re teachers.
He can't believe the amount of time off they get
in holidays, and he was fum and.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Tom, I get it from my friends as well. Ah yeah,
there are all four teachers until the holidays.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
You hear that, Kezy hard out man. Well, Tom, tay
you next time you're on holiday man, which is all
the time by the sounds of it, you can enjoy
some rebigger mat because we're going to send you out
fifty dollars about you.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Oh you legit and thank you so much. That's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Thanks brother.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
We will do anything for our teachers, won't.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
We feel absolutely And it is a it's an honorable
It's an honorable job, without a doubt. I do just
wander how how the goalpost has shifted so much from
when we were younger, because it was a much shorter
period over there, over that summer break.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
So I'm just looking at a calendar now, when should.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
These another one of those busy calendars.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I don't even know how I'll put that one away.
I'll get up my phone calendar.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, I would prefer to use the busy calendar. So
when would you prefer the holidays start? Would they? Should
they start? December twelfth?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
I think a week before. I think a week before nineteenth,
So that's when I'm working.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Till yep, Friday the nineteen. Yeah, yeah, okay, so that's
where the holiday should start. And when should they be
back at school? I'm going fifth of Gen Monday, the
fifth of Gen. Straight back to school.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, back into it, start learning. You don't think that's
too early, no, man, get them in there right well.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
They love it. They love learning, that's the thing. Being
at home, they don't like it, that's the thing. They'd
rather be at school with your mates. When I was
a kid, that's what I prefer. I mean, I think
you could get away with even the twenty third for
a mets say what see? I mean? But back on
the twenty six, sorry, which would be Monday, the twenty six.
(11:05):
Can I just say to me, as what I said,
that's six weeks.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
That's agent that's As a kid, I always found it
hard being at home and holidays too, because I couldn't
smoke with Darriies. Oh you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Oh God, when does school start again?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So I can go behind the back of the cricket
nets there and smoke a few days old?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Were you when you started sex?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
On Radio Holarky Green Day. There on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly four
point fifty one. Let's talk TV.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue, Sir.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
I watched a movie on Apple TV Fellows. It was
called Highest to Lowest, directed by Spike Lee, starring Denzel Washington.
The Old the Old duo back together again. They've done
a few movies together, of course, over the years. And yeah,
this one is about Here's the Overview and a powerful
music mogul is targeted by a ransom plod. He is
(12:20):
forced to fight for his family and legacy while jammed
up in a life or death moral dilemma. Wow, tough stuff.
So he thought of the head of like a deaf
jam sort of thing. Black music, you know, soul and
rap and all sorts of stuff like that. This movie
is absolutely atrocious. It is one of the worst ridden
(12:41):
worst acted, even just a direct It's so bad, dude,
I can't tell you how bad this.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I lost respect for Denzel obviously he's the man. But
after Gladiated Too, oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
People were like, oh it was Robie should have been
nominated for an Academy Award. He was horrendous of that film.
He was in a completely different film.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Both of us.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Those films were shit.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
He's a legend, he is, yeah, he is, he absolutely is.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
But this is so bad. It's weird because he's a
music nogul, so you would think, and it's said in
New York as all spoke Lee's films are, so you
would think it would have that kind of music in it,
like rap, you know, all that sort of stuff, which
Spike Lee's films always does. Instead it has some kind
of library shit orchestra stuff like it is an abomination.
This film.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Wow, do not watch it. I didn't.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
I couldn't even get to the end of it. It was
so bad. It's got eighty four percent on roden Tomatoes,
five point six on IMDb. Man, yeah, I was just
blown away. I was shocked. So I'd love to hear
from somebody who've seen it and like to let me
know what I'm missing. It's on Apple TV and it's
called highest to Lowest Highest how many half. There is
(13:47):
nothing I can say that would recommend that you spend
a second watching that film. That's how bad that film?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Is that the first ever zero busies out of five?
Speaker 7 (13:55):
I think it might be Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I
say that, but I also want able to watch it
to see if I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Okay, I'm not going to, but I'm going to take
your word for it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
What does he have to say for you to watch something,
because when you see something's really good, you also won't
watch it.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well, actually I take umbrage with that. Keezy. Just the
other day my wife said to me, oh, I said,
oh we should watch bah blah blah, and she went, oh,
is that another Magie recommendation? Is it? Well?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Yes it is actually, and now we have similar tastes and.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Watch pluibus.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I stand corrected.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
So actually it's the other way round.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I often watch what Moggie recommends and what you recommend
to that What was that Australian comedy Class.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
D Class No I watched at the start of this
year and you didn't watch any of it.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
It was so good. Jeezus restored my faith and comedy.
That show. If you haven't seen it up Upper Middle
clas Is Bogan, we've been Yeah. How many busies to
give it?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Five bogan?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah? Man, four point seven buzzies? How Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Did you watch anything over the weekend? Do you know
what I watched?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah? Always man, so I love it.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
There's a British comedy set. We've been watching it for
a week while the British well, it's just the best
comedy it is. Yeah, it's called Here We Go, and
there's three seasons of it on TVs in plus, and
we're probably averaging one episode a week, just every now
and then, a little twenty five minute episode. Every now
and then they have an episode where it's really stressful.
Not for me, I think it's entertaining, but my wife
(15:45):
gets stressed out by it, like she's, oh my god,
it's so stressful. How useless they are?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Right?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
It was one of those last night where they all
got locked inside their house, right, and then ironically they
were late to an escape room that they had booked.
You know, a funny plot. They couldn't even escape their
own house.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, I get it, but she was.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Getting really stressed out because it was just like, why
don't they just do this, this, this, and this, and
they just wouldn't do it. Yeah, So I give the
show a good four busies out of five that episode, though,
but to stressful three out of five. Here we Go
TV and Z Plus.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Probably the good stuff, Siri, Here we go TV, TV
and Z Plus.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Please remind me tonight at about eight point thirty go.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
F yourself the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Tune in four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Hod Ache Blue. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon, the time being four fifty eight.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Hey fellers, in the next hour, we're gonna be playing
a Cuticle which sounds like this green Day, jus, the packing,
Sublime Cage, the Elephants and more.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
No call now to win a trip to the iHeartRadio
Alter Ego Festival in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
That's one one hundred hodakihundred Houduky that is going to
be playing at some stage in the next hour. Yes, Okay,
that wasn't it. That was just me letting you know
what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
So cool.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Now, don't call now. Cool now, Rob hang up, don't now,
do not call right now? That is going to play
it in the next sort of thirty forty minutes, right, okay,
So if you hear it, give us a call straight away.
Oh eight hundred, Hoduck. And you want to make me
flying direct to la to witness all those fantastic stopovers.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Yeah, they go on the draw then, Kes, Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, yeah, good stuff. Hey plenty coming up after five
o'clock A question I want to ask you, fellows about
my appearance. Just get your view on it.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Can't wait for that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
The Hdiking Big Show with Jon, Mike and Keysy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodiky.
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Speaker 3 (18:04):
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Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah? I like them all. Really, I was saying to
Pugson today, has he made another one because I love
them so much, and he had he lied to me.
He said, no, I haven't, but he lied didn't because
he was the swimming one that you played earlier really
good incidentally fell Its just another reminder. Please if you
could send me your account deats so I can pay
(18:29):
you that money.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
I've already told you I don't want it the payment
for me of that fifty dollars? Is you shutting up
about it? How I want my fifty.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Okays, the payment for mine?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I really want you to double down on it and
just go on and on and on and never ever
get it and never ever get it right.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's it? What tonight? Right? I'm going to get some Rebourger, right,
and you're going to pay me what a HUNDI?
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You wanted to double down? He wants to double down. Yeah,
we won't do it.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
The original bit was you saying that you're gonna get
reburg and I said, I bit fifty bucks. You're not
going to know.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
I said I'd be at fifty bucks and you said
I'll double that.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah. And it's been over a week. You still haven't
had any Reburger.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yes, I have no, Yes, I where's the proof in
my in my proof, I mean, I'm not going to
bring my stool in for you to sort of flick
through to sort of confirm that I've had it.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I want to just flick through.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
I'd rather just see your receipts of it's or good
rather than go through your feces.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Why would you flick through it like a book?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
No, with like a pin or something, a pin just
to say.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
It right with the pin after it's got feces.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
On it, you can, you know, actually actually screw it.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Bring it in. I want to check stunted a pilot.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yes, I think so.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
The whole archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on radio.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Dudes on the radio, Holdarky Big Show this Monday afternoon,
the time being seventeen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
You know how I'm always sending you guys dick pics.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yes, haha.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
I saw something in the news today that makes me
think maybe there's something wrong with it?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Is it breaking news? No?
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Okay, oh maybe it is. I don't know, Yeah, sure
it is.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
He's breaking news.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
There's a fellow that works for the New Zealand Defense
for so I assume he's in the army or something
like that, but he's quite high up there. Anyway, he's
seeing a photo of his dude dude to somebody, and
apparently it was consensuble. So the other person was like, hey,
you got any of those photos of your handy and
(20:45):
if so, can you send one through. Well, he's done it,
but he's taken a photo of his while he is
in full uniform sands, pants and shoes, pants or shoes on,
no pants or shoes on, but he has is there
for all to see. And he isn't fully in uniform
with his insignias, his rank, his name is on the
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front as well. I'm not going to name him here.
I think it's any of my business. But it was
fully consensual. But there's a bit of an uproar because
people think that he should be shouldn't have been promoted
to the next job that he got. And I was
thinking to myself, jez if I was going to get,
you know, stopped from being promoted. Every time I've seen
a dick pick yeah jeez.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah, yeah, Well that's the thing, right, because you know
the news that these days is full of sickos. Every
day you click through this sickos on there. I read
this article about this guy and I think that's not
that's he's not even being a picko. He's obviously sing
to his partner consensual. That person was after a photo
of his downstairs.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Thank you? Do you have one on hand at the moment,
hanging out for one?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
And he says no, but I'm just in a uniform.
But I can just drop trou and do one here please.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
In hand, because the headline that I'm seeing says an
army boss sent a dick peck in uniform. It didn't
stop him getting a top job. To me, makes it
seem like it's to somebody that didn't want to receive it.
But it was consensual.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah. Well, and the other thing the thing that I
did considering this was maybe it was an army issue phone,
and they went, you can't, fellows, you can't be sending
dick pics on yes, like you on the on the
computer there, akeasy at work.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
You have to be very careful, don't you.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
About what we're looking at, especially the recommendations that Mogi
gives us.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Look at this, I've got block.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You've had blocked him, good idea, and look at them.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
And that's the thing. I don't think that really is
a huge piece of news.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Huge.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
It might have been, it was, it's a huge piece
of news. I don't think. I didn't see it, but
it doesn't seem to me like it's a huge piece of.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
You know, look, neither do I look at There's there's
some things that deserve people being fired, but I don't
think we can be complaining about that, can we?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah? Hey, I was just thinking it's kind of appropriate,
you know that he's in the army, sends a dick
pecked standing to attention.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yes? Well I asked him if you had one handy?
Oh yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
What did you want it for?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Just to look at, just to have Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Okay, So I had no issue with it.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
You liked it. It was pretty impressive.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Did you ask him to be wearing like his medals
and stuff?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Hell? You?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
And what did you send him back?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
A salute?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
The Darky Big Show with Mike and Kezy Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarchi.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Kings of Leon. There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
You sound weird? Have you got a mouthful of chips
or something.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
What come on?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Keezy Fellas got a bit of a confession to make.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Recently. I don't know how it actually ended up happening,
but I had Kiwi's kiwis Keezy's Keysy's golf bag in
the back of my car.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
That's right, because it was last week we were playing
that game out down in Packet, I believe it was, yes,
and I was going in with the Houcky team in
a smaller vehicle. So the night before I was like, jaseed,
can I just check my clubs in your car?
Speaker 7 (24:20):
You just bring them out with.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Yeah, And then I took them home after the match
as well.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
But I'd forgotten. I'd forgotten that your car had been
broken into and your trunder had been stolen before. Yes,
So that was something I've I completely forgot about.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Well, that was the first thing that annoyed me, because
I got home and I was like, I was going
to leave them in the car there, Mogan, I went, oh,
it's west Auckland, man, it's a wild, wild West. I
can't afford to get Keysy's beloved you know, club stolen.
So I took his bag out of my car and
I was just sitting in my my son lounge there
and I'm I'm a curious fellow, and here's one has
(24:57):
got so many more pockets r than my one, and so.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
I was just curious, and you went through my bag.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I have to admit that I had a bit of
a tuttu, a bit of a look a look see
in his bag. And Jesus, it was kind of scarring.
And some of the stuff I found in his little
pockets was really shook me up, to be honest.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Sounds like you found a few of my scorecards.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Yeah, a couple of those, ye, Jesus, shocking.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
And one side pocket there was like a penthouse and
a mayfair all stuck together, and just these horendous old
porn magazines. And I was like, what a weird place
to stash them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Totally, that's a really weird place.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Why would you put them there? Why not under the
mattress or something like that.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Just go through everything else that you found in there,
and at the end will ask CAZy why.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Okay, this one sort of shook me up a bit.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
It was just where they keep the teas his wedding ring,
and I was like, what wi is his wedding ring
and his golf there, so just confuming.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
I'm not allowed to say anything until he's fish sake
that were stuck together at my wedding ring. Yes, okay, sure.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
And then another one on another little side pocket, a
little hippie of whiskey, little hip flask. A couple of
empty ones in there as well, Yes, open up another one.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Some edible connies, edible connies, well flavored like rather Joey's.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the flavored I think it was flavored. Yeah,
flavored banana. I mean, I mean, if you're going to
go for a flavored Connie, Yeah, why would you go banana?
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Of all.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Things?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
And just on the other and just in the other
sort of side pocket, there was just a lot of
sort of damp tissues. Rise how you found Yeah, I
had balls and teas and so there was some gold.
There was some gold stuff, but I was shocked by
how little gold stuff there wasn't there.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
I was going to say, you should have you should
so speak to this kezy, but we've run out of time.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Well, to be honest, I was all I was going
to say is get your freaking hands out of my
golf bag.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in four on Radio Hocky.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Hurry in there on the radio Wacky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. We've got some people to put in the
draw founders for the Alter Ego fist tickets.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
That's right, iHeartRadio Alter Ego. It's happening in La January seventeenth,
twenty twenty six at the key Of Forum some of
the biggest names and alternative rock. We're talking Green Day, Sublime, Caseus,
the Elephant, and Elephant plenty more as well. Or if
it does, listen out for that cuter call which did
just play. So let's go to the lines of the Feelers. Kyler,
your mayor, Barsett, how's life?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Oh hey, how's it going? Yeah? Good thing, Kyler. What
do you do for a crust Kyler?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Oh, I'm operations.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
And you like your gigs?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Do you most of the time?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
What about to do? What about going to gigs?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Oh yeah, no, we do like to go to gigs.
My my daughter's a mess of Green Day Ben and
she's sitting here.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
So yeah, she's super excited to be in the drawer.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
What's her name?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Till? Tilly?
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Congrets Tilly, you're mad ad bastard.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
You're in the drawer.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, you're in the drawer.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
You're well done, Tilly.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
So you hold the line there and Kyler and old
puckstandl grab your details. Let's also go to who we
got there?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, yeah, good afternoon, Tracy. What do you do for
a crust? As little as possible? That's a good editude
to her, especially as we're hitting into summer a Tracy.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Well, we need it, don't need.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
It, Tracy, between you and me, few beers, brother, Why
I'll tell you what. You're also in the drawer to
hit over to l A.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Alright, have nice one, thanks men, And we got gets another.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
One in the drawer.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
What we got to get it to Tracy again?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
No, no, we've got Sith from Auckland on the line. Sith, good,
how you going?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I'm not too bad in yourself?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah, life's tickety boo. What do you do for a christ?
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Sith?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Ah, do a bit of a deedel mechanic for a crust?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Bang bang do douche drill drill.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, that's pretty much what sums up. He's a mechanic,
isn't it all right? Sith? So if we chuck in
the draw and you happen to win this prize, make
going to l A seeing these bands? Who would you
take with you?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Got to be my girlfriend?
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Ah two name brother.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And she can't make it, then I'll be the best mate.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
My missus is my best mate. So that's weird. But Seth, Hey,
congrats mate, you're in the drawer.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, thank you very much. I love you. I like
the name Seth. Got a bit of a mad dog
about it. Yeah, Seth is your wife? Your best mate?
Is she keasy?
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
That's nice?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
The Huarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Space Hog There on the radio Holdarkey Big Show This
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Fellas I followed some advice of Old Mogi's over the weekend.
Jesus hell, were you thinking genuinely the first time I've
ever done it? Yes, didn't go well. Got a phone
call from my wife fewman, She's like, who the hell
thought that would be.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
A good idea?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
And then I was like old Mogi She's like classic
I had. I had tree sap on my pants.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Oh yes, are you in this tree sap?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Man, honestly sticky bastard, and like cutting that, cutting that
the branches off the tree last week and letting it
fall on some clothes I actually want to wear again
was one of the worst mistakes I've made.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
I can't believe you did that. My advice here would
be to use old clothes. Yeah, so you don't mind
getting tree sap on. See, that's good advice.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I've got gardening sort of clothes that I just chuck
on when I'm gardening.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Yeah right, they got pictures of birds and shit. Yeah right, yeah,
it makes sense.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
But yeah, so I was wearing a long sleeve shirt,
some shorts both covered and tree sap couldn't get the
tree sap off. Mogi, in his infinite wisdom, fired up
chat GPT and found out the way to get rid
of it is to put a solvent on it, well
specifically IC a propyl ice prop alcohol.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
That's right, yeah right, And that's not what you did.
You thought you go with something that was kind of
closed enough, but not what moke. And then for not
following the instructions.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
One of the one it was like I was a
proper alcohol or not. It was like all you could
potentially put these things on, and I was like, I don't.
Actually I went and cheapd my ice proper alcohol fresh
out right. The bottle is obviously leaked or something that
was all gonee.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
If you didn't have any of that, I wouldn't gone
for anything else.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
It would have been shock.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Yeah, you would have ruined your shorts, did you?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
No, It turns out turps doesn't ruin shorts are good.
So I put turps on my shorts and scrubbed it,
and then put turps on my shirt thanks Jay's shirt.
I couldn't remember the word shirt scrubbed it as well. Yeah,
and now all of our clothes smell like turps?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Did you run it through the washing machine? Yeah? You
shouldn't have done that. You should have called me, kizy,
what are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Really?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I would have let them say so, like all your
wife's stuff as well.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Through All of our clothes smell like turps.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
That's right, because I remember you.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Put them in. There were andies and other clothing like
my mostly my undies.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Okay, but like yeah, yeah, others. You know, everyone's clear,
they all smell like turps. Right, And now she's like,
what are our close smell like turps? And I was like, right.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
So you lied to your wife to get away with
the fact that you had a shock at your shocking.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I can welcome back here thenards, hope your Monday night's
going along very nicely. Indeed, do you're listening to the
Big Show brought you by Reburg Gear.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Serving good times and good feud dining or takeaway Reburg
Gear today?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
It's I'm sorry, I really need help. I just I
just I think it's really important and everyone knows just
how delicious Rainburger is because obviously it is the same
craft of the released load of fries and my hate
I just load and the change in the game because it's.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
That idiot should be arrested for wasting police time.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I agree with that.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Actually, now that's fine. We all we all know bigger
delicious and everyone should have it. But you don't waste
one one one time.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, I mean, idiot, that's that's not okay as far
as I'm I'm expecting, and I know they run off
their feet.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Those people are very busy because they're so popular, very
busy down there not on.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Okay, yeah, very confusing. But Mogi in the middle of
our yard just stood up, threw a rugby ble across
the room and sat back down again.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
We're like, what the hell was that?
Speaker 4 (34:45):
That was some of the most that was ridiculous, ship
I've seen weird.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
I just said, Mike Cosking the puppet over there steing
at me, and I wanted to head him in his
vacant eye.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
There also we have a puppet of Mike Hosking. It's
very confusing for the audience.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Yes, with a whole for an eye.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
But regardless, I appreciate the person's attempt to get more
people along to eat some reboot because Jesus.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Good Man, Yeah, it's delicious stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Actually, oh Jack, I'm not interested.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
What do you like?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Ever? Clear?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
In on radio. Indeed the killers there on the radio
Darchy Big Show. There's Monday Evening now, isn't it Failers?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
It certainly is. Jason, do you like cheers?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
What kind?
Speaker 7 (35:35):
I'm a big fan of hip hep parades? Oh yeah,
you has?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
What about when you both got a drink and then
you knock your glasses together like.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
The sitting ones as well.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, that's one that's kind of the one I was
talking about. It's like it's a style of cheer Oh right,
okay recliner Oh nice? Yeah, yeah, because it might you
might have noticed in the corner of the studio there
as a brand new Lazy Boy Neo X power recliner. Yes,
you notice that power recliner it is.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I've noticed Moggi power reclining on it often. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
The reason it's a power recliner because it has controls
on the side. Mogi, you're the one that's been going.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
I'll tell you what it's got. It's got a remote control,
so normally you just have the controls on it, and
maybe it does, but all I can feel when I
reach down there is a remote control that you can
take out and then recline with.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
I don't know why that you don't just have it
on the side, and maybe it is also on the side.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
It's also got a iPad holding.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Thing it does, a drink holder and a drink holder
and I think what is also a phone charger.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
So here's the fullest of Neo X Power recliner features.
All right, it's got a seat cutting it has got
a seat Moggie, well done, cutting edge comfort technology for
ultimate relaxation in every seat. I guesses if you've got
the couch version, hands free wireless remote lets you recline effortlessly,
no effort. Yeah no, if it was so, I.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
Think the problem with that is if you're anything like me,
you're going to lose that. But there's also I think
there's also another option there, but it sort of sticks
in the pretty snugly.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
The built in wireless charging pad keeps devices powered and ready. Yeah,
see iPhone and iPad holders and sure entertainment is always
at hand.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Cup holders keep drinks secure while you kick back. Iconic
lazy Boy rocket and power recline features included adjustable headress,
lumbar support for personalized comfort, Comfort Neo X combined Style
Tech and Lazy Boy Comfort.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
The lumbar supporters out of this world.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
It sounds like the kind of chair where they're trying
to design it so you never get out of it again,
you know what I mean. So you just turn into
an enormous.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
Sloth, You become part of You become part.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Of the chair, and people just bring you drinks and stuff.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
It just needs a bog built into it. Yeah, yeah,
we are celebrators. We've teamed up with Lazybold to celebrate
the launch of the new Neo X Power recliner in
New Zealand. If you are keen to win this exact cheer,
the one that Mogie sits in all the time and
Ja says poohs about a lot, then text the word
lazy to three four a three, get yourself in the
(38:00):
drawer and we'll be audishing that sucker out to someone's they.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
And just to be certain, Keysy, that's an l a
z why because I know lazy boy. They've got a
different spelling of lazy traditionally.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
That's a really good point, Mogi, lazy boy. It's about
la dash big z ah. But text lazy the word
lazy l a z y to three four eight three.
Long Live the lazy.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Now. Actually I might get one of those in my house,
just to you know, chill out, eat my crackers, crack,
watch my muck bang videos.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darkey.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show.
This beautiful Monday evening, Let's give out some advice sixteen.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Get in touch with the failers. It is a really
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Please stop signing us up for various newsletters. I've just
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we still signed up to porn hab No? No, because
(39:16):
then we didn't Actually they didn't go all the way
with that because we had to type in a verification
number that they emailed to us. Yeah, and Pugsy was
trying to put the code in.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Did he just put his own in?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
But he actually put his own in, So he's now
signed up. Okay, so he seems stoked about it. Good
a feelers. I'm in a bit of a peckle and
I need some advice. My partner and I have been
together for ten years and have a beautiful ten month
old daughter. My daughter, Anonymous Jr. Is an absolute gym
of a baby, sleeps through the night, loves all the
food we chuck at her, and it's just a backbone.
(39:47):
My daughter has essentially convinced my partner that if we
have more babies, they will be just like her. Don't
get me wrong, i love my daughter very much and
I'm more than happy to practice making a baby, but
I'm not convinced that the next baby will be a
little chef question mark. What if they grow up and
all they want to do is film me working on
their car and brag that they did it on social media.
(40:07):
Any advice from you feelers would be great. Ps. My
missus hates the show but thinks Heidi j sounds hot.
I told her he's thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Loll lo. Yeah, well, that's a very good question.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
It is, really, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
My daughters came at such a rate that I never
really had to sort of ponder that question.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
And it had been a busy day as well, and.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
It had been a busy day. My eldest was pretty chill.
My second born was. She was a bit more taxing
as a baby, sleep and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Third was very chill, Fourth was very chill.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
So when you had your second one and the second
one was a bit more full on, just as you
were like, hey, maybe we shouldn't have another kid, there
was already another kid pretty much being born.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
Yeah, traditionally, pretty much. Traditionally, they're never going to be
the same. Traditionally you get one that's one way and
might be a chakra, and then the next one is
all good. Mine was all good, but not enough to
make me want to have another one. Yeah, I did
want another one for a long time. It would have
been great, yes, and now you know yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Well I was very lucky in the sense it pretty
much over all of my girls were pretty chill.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Right, So you're saying it is possible to have four
chill girls.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Very very possible. I mean they're not chill. Now.
Speaker 7 (41:25):
I think you should. If you're going to do it,
do it now, get it done, and you'll be sweet mate.
Everybody you know people have kids all the time. You sweet,
skill over and done with. Now it will suck, And honestly,
it's going to suck. For about four years.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
You were quite.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
That's just how it is, man, It's just going to suck.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Does cook like a cough, Yeah, yeah, you were quite.
He used to spew up your busy milk all but yeah,
exactly on your mum's nune, your mum's shoulder there quite.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
The opposite, Jason, don't knowho you're thinking of. Maybe pugs,
But apparently I just drank busy milk and slept and
there was a and just put it away like.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
A yeah, man, backbone. Actually that makes sense, Keezy.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
Scalded, passed out.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
I've seen you and.
Speaker 6 (42:01):
I've seen you in the pub, so you know that.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah, I sculled buzzy milk and then sleep a lot. Yeah,
it's good advice.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
You just do it.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Yeah, you're say for four years it's going to be hell,
but it's like there must be some enjoyable parts of it.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Oh yeah, not really though, Yeah, I mean before it
gets really good and they's become their own people and
a bit more independent, and you're not having to carry
around you know, you don't have to buy a car
to take all of the stuff around that you need
for them. Times too, like it's it's a horrid a
thing to do. I'll tell you what it really is.
And it does get better, and it does get good.
(42:35):
But you've got no idea how hard it is. Absolutely none.
It doesn't matter how much I say it or whatever,
it's not you're gonna go. And you see, there's a
lot of med men, you got no idea?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah right, okay, so your advice is to get it
over and done with.
Speaker 7 (42:52):
Because it's too late now, yeah, is that one you
might as a way to get it done?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Does that make you feel more or less like having
little Keys? Key?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
It doesn't really impact me at all.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
Because it's going to happen regardless.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Yeah, this is what it is, the.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Do you get your mad?
Speaker 6 (43:22):
It's the Big Show done and justed for your Monday night?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
What's the podcast out? Clip? Today? Keys?
Speaker 7 (43:28):
That was one of the best we've ever done, otro.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
It was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Today was not as filthy as it's been in the
last Actually, we should have put a warning on it,
do you think so?
Speaker 7 (43:41):
I thought we should have.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
That's like three warnings in the last five points a lot.
Speaker 7 (43:46):
But it was it wasn't as bad as the other side.
I don't think you guys thought it was as bad.
But I was thinking, geez, I wouldn't want my kids
to listen to this in the car. So just if
you have listened to it, and obviously this isn't at
the front of the podcast. But if it were, it
would be saying, Taylor's to this with the kids around shocking. Yeah, shock,
I can't remember anything we see it, but no, I
neither can.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Well, here's a clip. The body comes out tonight at
seven thirty, but this clip is entitled stitch Up. A
glass might have been smashed on the ground and then
man's missus took a photo of it and then sent
it to my missus, who was in bed, saying, come
get your man's he's making a miss And then my
wife called me and was I'm coming to pick you up,
and I was like, why are you going to pick
me up? I'm wanting to left home soon with Isaac.
(44:27):
It's just like, okay, are you sure you're all goods.
Speaker 7 (44:29):
Like, yeah, it's no good when people you're hanging out
with a text and your missus and because they want
you out of the group fun.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
It's actually a shocker. It was all in. It was
all in good fun.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Oh yeah, laughing, Yeah, I was laughing.
Speaker 7 (44:47):
I was cracking up.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Yeah, a few smashed glasses. It doesn't matter who he is.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
It just didn't seem that bothered, No, exactly, just pretty
chill actually, hey, moggie, what's your plans for the night.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
Am I'm going to ride my pushbike home? Man about
there tomorrow and my bicycle there. You're my healing ten
speed and I just enjoy I'm enjoying my evenings at
the moment. They go quite late. Yes, they go quite late.
So there'll be a bit of me man, and I'll
probably watch something on the old Telly. I don't know,
(45:17):
just chilling in the evenings.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Nice. What about you? What's for tea? Keasy?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Well, my wife's got touched tonight, so I'm making chicken
spicy chicken wraps, wraps like burritos. Yeah, I know them,
but I'm just sort of freestyling them. Oh you're all see,
I can't do that when i'm cooking. I need to
have the recipe. Can you make a rap without sort
of having any kind of recipe? Yeah? Yeah, you can
sort of just freestyle a weait like those, A few
veggies and stuff in there, carrots.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
No squash, No, not a squash.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
You made it out.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
What are you doing tonight? Jason?
Speaker 6 (45:53):
Banana?
Speaker 4 (45:54):
I'm not gonna put banana and my rap?
Speaker 3 (45:57):
What am I doing tonight? I'm very much in the
Mogi mode, sort of chilling, just hanging out, you know, eating.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
A bit of food, just chatting, watching a bit of
TV myself, some spicy chicken.
Speaker 6 (46:12):
Raps, oh yeah yeah, just choking a bit of stuff
from there.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (46:16):
Can you do that without a recipe as well?
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:19):
Yeah, it's going to be delicious. Rest Or Thive I
always thie easy.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
See you tomorrow at four
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
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Speaker 5 (00:38):
It is bloody, refreshing. It's not saber one yet because
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Speaker 6 (00:44):
But that excited and more swims.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
You're gonna have an You're well to be honest, I
think we'll be into some Reberg and ste right.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Well, I'm sure you could get by.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm able nor what oh too good?
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Speaking of I was worried though, man, yes, I was worried.
Those guys have broken up. It looks like they're back together.
It looks like it. That's great news. It's great stuff.
Speaking of which Hew's life Magie, I'm going I'm going
to say, man, I'm going pretty grass.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
You're mad dog yeah, good your six son of them
b Yeah, good, beautiful weekend, beautiful weather. Look, we're in December, fellers, Yes,
you know what that means. Man, it's Christmas time.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So good.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
We're going to hold off a little while on the
Christmas content. We might wait until tomorrow. We'll see how
we go. How are you feeling about being in December?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Here, keysy, it's only what is it like, fifteen more
shows to do for the year.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's crazy sixteen because we're going to cover breacking. Oh shit,
the last day of the year for them. I'm feeling great, man,
December first, it's a beautiful day. There's nothing but a
couple of months of beautiful weather and a lot of
time off coming our way. Yeah, which I've stoked about.
I'm in high spirits and I'm just ready to play
some excellent tunes, you know, and love some great content.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, great stuff, man.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
How are you Jason?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Good?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Thanks man.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
You're looking at my shirt there, I'm looking at it too,
But there's no birds on it. There's some flowers.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, this is my favorite shirt. Actually fits me so well,
it makes me seems so good fellas. Hey, moggie, what's
coming up on the show there, mate christ Man.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
It's bloody exciting, fellas. We've got another competition and we
just keep on piling them up, day after day, week
after week, month after month. This time is an opportunity
to win probably the greatest lazy boy ever created. It's
pretty good. It's bloody amazing. Not only that, there'll be
a little bit of a catch up on on Keezy
who entered the Kiwi Pon competition over the weekend that
(02:55):
was run by the ACC. We find out just how
well he went. And outside of that, there's going to
be a little bit of chat about school. I've absolutely flabbergasted,
Moggi Minogi. My daughter is going back to school next year.
Obviously they've got the school holidays and I am outraged,
outraged by how long her break is. Yes, well, at
the same time, absolutely thrilled that I get to spend
(03:16):
some time with it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Ludicrous stuff. Hey, big shower head stage tune. In the meantime,
here's food Fighters.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Archy.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Pixis there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock and our
old mad pugs Ahn he went to see the Pixie
said they were great fellas.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
No chit chat on stage, just banging out the chin.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
That good man fellas on fuman. I found out today
that my daughter Mogi Minogi, yes, the first of her kind,
actually the only Mogi Minogi and a long line of Minogui's.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Can we not just call it Moggi jr?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Ummm, I think that gets confusing.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Okay, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Anyway, she goes to school, she's six and a half
year at years at the moment, and she's about to
have started her school holidays for Christmas. She breaks on
the twelfth.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay, now that's lucky.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, that's about stay good. Yeah, that's pretty pretty good.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
It's not bad, it's pretty good, pretty good. But she
comes back on the twelfth of February two months.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's an outrage. It's an outrage. It's bull shit.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Was it was it always that long?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
We used to go back sort of sort of around
the twentieth twenty fifth of jan give or tape depending
on the day of the week. There kis you know
what I'm saying There brother feels like they're really taking
the purse out of us.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Now.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Yes, there's a lot of learning, and this is the
thing that worries me. Obviously. I feel like it's always
a treat to hang out with my daughter at any
opportunity that I get. But I'm just worried about the
learning that she's missing out on. For learning, yeah, when I.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You know, look back when I was a little nipper, Yeah,
Christmas holidays, I was tough. I was an ugly little bastard.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Be okay.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Our Christmas break was five days for school, and I
spent four of those in the mine.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, so you know, twenty fourth of December, yes, and then.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
We were back five days later.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You were back at school in twenty ninth of December.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yes, that's right. New Year, Yeah, covet and soot. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
What were your mining?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Coal?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh, coal mining?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah, right, Because I do recall, like when I
was at high school and intermediate and primary school, and
now I remember it being six weeks. Yes, six weeks
is the amount that I had in my brain, and
it always seemed like I was going to go on forever.
But two months, two months was a bloody long term.
Eight weeks. That's like nine weeks, and.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You add on fifty teacher only days. They have no
get me started. I mean, it's just an outrage. And
I remember with all my girls, it was like, it's
so great having the time with them and spending time
with them. But two months, yeah, every day?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Can I handle all that joy?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It was my question, too much love going on.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
But I'm just sort of wondering whether it's it's my school,
the school specifically that Moggie Minogui is at, or if
other schools are sort of similar to that. So let
us know on three four eight three how long your
school holidays are? And look, what do you do with
the little treasures? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, well this is the thing. Make I mean, you've
got your own stuff going on. You know, imagine when
you've got four of them treasures that they are, and
they're yelling and screaming and carrying on and bored and
hungry and tired all day every day for two months.
I mean, geez, I mean, it's it's a special time,
(06:52):
but I mean they are treasures. I mean, I'm so lucky,
I'm so blessed.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Sees, you guys a couple of grumpy old Treasures.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Talking heads Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is four twenty seven. Mogi is outraged,
Little Moggi Minogi is about to start at Christmas holidays?
What was it the twelfth of twelfth December through too
the ninth of February. Outrageous.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Yeah, it's a very long time.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Now.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Look, I don't understand they have to have holidays, and
I'm grateful that they do get holidays, but it seems
like eight weeks. It's a long tight weeks is a
long time. And then you come straight at the back
of that. Somebody see us here on the text machine
three four eight three. You come straight out of the
back of the Christmas holidays and you're into the anniversary
weekends en Zact Day and White Toy Day. Do Do
Do Yeah, boom boom.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
It's weird because I love that we get three public holidays,
you know at the end.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Oh yeah, of course, how many kids have you got
to get? Zero?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, So you don't like any public holidays either.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Shocking bastards.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Surely it's a great chance to catch up and really
bond with your offspring. We've got someone who's keen to
join us on the line, Tom from the Hawks Bay Today.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, thanks Tom?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Hey Tom, what do you do for a crust man?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'm a school teacher, boys, Yeah, massive backbone?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Have you got a bone to pick?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Tom? I'm just curious that you seem to take umbrage
with looking at a couple of bags, you know, over
the holidays, and teachers have to look after one hundred
of the every day.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Yeah that's right, man, there, absolutely right. I guess the
difference in Jace you pointed this out is that you
guys get paid for it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But you know we're just you know, giving these kids
aspiration and hope for Well.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Don't do that, yeah, I mean that's not your job, Tom,
And Tom, you know, what's what's the set up in
your school? When do you break for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Will we break on the twelfth? Yeah? Yeah, but we're
back on the twenty eighth of January, So it's a
twelve the twelfth of debris that seems.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I can't believe that it's long, isn't It's scene?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
I completely agree with you it is a bloody long time.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
But it does also feel the name of the stool.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And I'll get my CV.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Because Kezy was saying off here just before that re teachers.
He can't believe the amount of time off they get
in holidays, and he was fum and.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Tom, I get it from my friends as well. Ah yeah,
there are all four teachers until the holidays.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
You hear that, Kezy hard out man. Well, Tom, tay
you next time you're on holiday man, which is all
the time by the sounds of it, you can enjoy
some rebigger mat because we're going to send you out
fifty dollars about you.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Oh you legit and thank you so much. That's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Thanks brother.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
We will do anything for our teachers, won't.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
We feel absolutely And it is a it's an honorable
It's an honorable job, without a doubt. I do just
wander how how the goalpost has shifted so much from
when we were younger, because it was a much shorter
period over there, over that summer break.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
So I'm just looking at a calendar now, when should.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
These another one of those busy calendars.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I don't even know how I'll put that one away.
I'll get up my phone calendar.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, I would prefer to use the busy calendar. So
when would you prefer the holidays start? Would they? Should
they start? December twelfth?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
I think a week before. I think a week before nineteenth,
So that's when I'm working.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Till yep, Friday the nineteen. Yeah, yeah, okay, so that's
where the holiday should start. And when should they be
back at school? I'm going fifth of Gen Monday, the
fifth of Gen. Straight back to school.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, back into it, start learning. You don't think that's
too early, no, man, get them in there right well.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
They love it. They love learning, that's the thing. Being
at home, they don't like it, that's the thing. They'd
rather be at school with your mates. When I was
a kid, that's what I prefer. I mean, I think
you could get away with even the twenty third for
a mets say what see? I mean? But back on
the twenty six, sorry, which would be Monday, the twenty six.
(11:05):
Can I just say to me, as what I said,
that's six weeks.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
That's agent that's As a kid, I always found it
hard being at home and holidays too, because I couldn't
smoke with Darriies. Oh you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Oh God, when does school start again?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So I can go behind the back of the cricket
nets there and smoke a few days old?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Were you when you started sex?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
On Radio Holarky Green Day. There on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly four
point fifty one. Let's talk TV.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue, Sir.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
I watched a movie on Apple TV Fellows. It was
called Highest to Lowest, directed by Spike Lee, starring Denzel Washington.
The Old the Old duo back together again. They've done
a few movies together, of course, over the years. And yeah,
this one is about Here's the Overview and a powerful
music mogul is targeted by a ransom plod. He is
(12:20):
forced to fight for his family and legacy while jammed
up in a life or death moral dilemma. Wow, tough stuff.
So he thought of the head of like a deaf
jam sort of thing. Black music, you know, soul and
rap and all sorts of stuff like that. This movie
is absolutely atrocious. It is one of the worst ridden
(12:41):
worst acted, even just a direct It's so bad, dude,
I can't tell you how bad this.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I lost respect for Denzel obviously he's the man. But
after Gladiated Too, oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
People were like, oh it was Robie should have been
nominated for an Academy Award. He was horrendous of that film.
He was in a completely different film.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Both of us.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Those films were shit.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
He's a legend, he is, yeah, he is, he absolutely is.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
But this is so bad. It's weird because he's a
music nogul, so you would think, and it's said in
New York as all spoke Lee's films are, so you
would think it would have that kind of music in it,
like rap, you know, all that sort of stuff, which
Spike Lee's films always does. Instead it has some kind
of library shit orchestra stuff like it is an abomination.
This film.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Wow, do not watch it. I didn't.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
I couldn't even get to the end of it. It was
so bad. It's got eighty four percent on roden Tomatoes,
five point six on IMDb. Man, yeah, I was just
blown away. I was shocked. So I'd love to hear
from somebody who've seen it and like to let me
know what I'm missing. It's on Apple TV and it's
called highest to Lowest Highest how many half. There is
(13:47):
nothing I can say that would recommend that you spend
a second watching that film. That's how bad that film?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Is that the first ever zero busies out of five?
Speaker 7 (13:55):
I think it might be Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I
say that, but I also want able to watch it
to see if I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Okay, I'm not going to, but I'm going to take
your word for it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
What does he have to say for you to watch something,
because when you see something's really good, you also won't
watch it.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well, actually I take umbrage with that. Keezy. Just the
other day my wife said to me, oh, I said,
oh we should watch bah blah blah, and she went, oh,
is that another Magie recommendation? Is it? Well?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Yes it is actually, and now we have similar tastes and.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Watch pluibus.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I stand corrected.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
So actually it's the other way round.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I often watch what Moggie recommends and what you recommend
to that What was that Australian comedy Class.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
D Class No I watched at the start of this
year and you didn't watch any of it.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
It was so good. Jeezus restored my faith and comedy.
That show. If you haven't seen it up Upper Middle
clas Is Bogan, we've been Yeah. How many busies to
give it?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Five bogan?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah? Man, four point seven buzzies? How Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Did you watch anything over the weekend? Do you know
what I watched?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah? Always man, so I love it.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
There's a British comedy set. We've been watching it for
a week while the British well, it's just the best
comedy it is. Yeah, it's called Here We Go, and
there's three seasons of it on TVs in plus, and
we're probably averaging one episode a week, just every now
and then, a little twenty five minute episode. Every now
and then they have an episode where it's really stressful.
Not for me, I think it's entertaining, but my wife
(15:45):
gets stressed out by it, like she's, oh my god,
it's so stressful. How useless they are?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Right?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
It was one of those last night where they all
got locked inside their house, right, and then ironically they
were late to an escape room that they had booked.
You know, a funny plot. They couldn't even escape their
own house.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, I get it, but she was.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Getting really stressed out because it was just like, why
don't they just do this, this, this, and this, and
they just wouldn't do it. Yeah, So I give the
show a good four busies out of five that episode, though,
but to stressful three out of five. Here we Go
TV and Z Plus.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Probably the good stuff, Siri, Here we go TV, TV
and Z Plus.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Please remind me tonight at about eight point thirty go.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
F yourself the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Tune in four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Hod Ache Blue. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon, the time being four fifty eight.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Hey fellers, in the next hour, we're gonna be playing
a Cuticle which sounds like this green Day, jus, the packing,
Sublime Cage, the Elephants and more.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
No call now to win a trip to the iHeartRadio
Alter Ego Festival in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
That's one one hundred hodakihundred Houduky that is going to
be playing at some stage in the next hour. Yes, Okay,
that wasn't it. That was just me letting you know
what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
So cool.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Now, don't call now. Cool now, Rob hang up, don't now,
do not call right now? That is going to play
it in the next sort of thirty forty minutes, right, okay,
So if you hear it, give us a call straight away.
Oh eight hundred, Hoduck. And you want to make me
flying direct to la to witness all those fantastic stopovers.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Yeah, they go on the draw then, Kes, Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, yeah, good stuff. Hey plenty coming up after five
o'clock A question I want to ask you, fellows about
my appearance. Just get your view on it.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Can't wait for that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
The Hdiking Big Show with Jon, Mike and Keysy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodiky.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through your
Monday tickety boo. You're listening to the Big Show, brought
to you by Ree Burger.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
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Speaker 3 (17:58):
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Speaker 4 (17:59):
Just quickly. They want to know which one of these
two we prefer? So do you like that one?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Or would you prefer this one?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah? I like them all. Really, I was saying to
Pugson today, has he made another one because I love
them so much, and he had he lied to me.
He said, no, I haven't, but he lied didn't because
he was the swimming one that you played earlier really
good incidentally fell Its just another reminder. Please if you
could send me your account deats so I can pay
(18:29):
you that money.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
I've already told you I don't want it the payment
for me of that fifty dollars? Is you shutting up
about it? How I want my fifty.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Okays, the payment for mine?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I really want you to double down on it and
just go on and on and on and never ever
get it and never ever get it right.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's it? What tonight? Right? I'm going to get some Rebourger, right,
and you're going to pay me what a HUNDI?
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You wanted to double down? He wants to double down. Yeah,
we won't do it.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
The original bit was you saying that you're gonna get
reburg and I said, I bit fifty bucks. You're not
going to know.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
I said I'd be at fifty bucks and you said
I'll double that.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah. And it's been over a week. You still haven't
had any Reburger.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yes, I have no, Yes, I where's the proof in
my in my proof, I mean, I'm not going to
bring my stool in for you to sort of flick
through to sort of confirm that I've had it.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I want to just flick through.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
I'd rather just see your receipts of it's or good
rather than go through your feces.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Why would you flick through it like a book?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
No, with like a pin or something, a pin just
to say.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
It right with the pin after it's got feces.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
On it, you can, you know, actually actually screw it.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Bring it in. I want to check stunted a pilot.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yes, I think so.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
The whole archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on radio.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Dudes on the radio, Holdarky Big Show this Monday afternoon,
the time being seventeen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
You know how I'm always sending you guys dick pics.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yes, haha.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
I saw something in the news today that makes me
think maybe there's something wrong with it?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Is it breaking news? No?
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Okay, oh maybe it is. I don't know, Yeah, sure
it is.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
He's breaking news.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
There's a fellow that works for the New Zealand Defense
for so I assume he's in the army or something
like that, but he's quite high up there. Anyway, he's
seeing a photo of his dude dude to somebody, and
apparently it was consensuble. So the other person was like, hey,
you got any of those photos of your handy and
(20:45):
if so, can you send one through. Well, he's done it,
but he's taken a photo of his while he is
in full uniform sands, pants and shoes, pants or shoes on,
no pants or shoes on, but he has is there
for all to see. And he isn't fully in uniform
with his insignias, his rank, his name is on the
(21:08):
front as well. I'm not going to name him here.
I think it's any of my business. But it was
fully consensual. But there's a bit of an uproar because
people think that he should be shouldn't have been promoted
to the next job that he got. And I was
thinking to myself, jez if I was going to get,
you know, stopped from being promoted. Every time I've seen
a dick pick yeah jeez.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah, yeah, Well that's the thing, right, because you know
the news that these days is full of sickos. Every
day you click through this sickos on there. I read
this article about this guy and I think that's not
that's he's not even being a picko. He's obviously sing
to his partner consensual. That person was after a photo
of his downstairs.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Thank you? Do you have one on hand at the moment,
hanging out for one?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
And he says no, but I'm just in a uniform.
But I can just drop trou and do one here please.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
In hand, because the headline that I'm seeing says an
army boss sent a dick peck in uniform. It didn't
stop him getting a top job. To me, makes it
seem like it's to somebody that didn't want to receive it.
But it was consensual.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah. Well, and the other thing the thing that I
did considering this was maybe it was an army issue phone,
and they went, you can't, fellows, you can't be sending
dick pics on yes, like you on the on the
computer there, akeasy at work.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
You have to be very careful, don't you.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
About what we're looking at, especially the recommendations that Mogi
gives us.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Look at this, I've got block.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You've had blocked him, good idea, and look at them.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
And that's the thing. I don't think that really is
a huge piece of news.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Huge.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
It might have been, it was, it's a huge piece
of news. I don't think. I didn't see it, but
it doesn't seem to me like it's a huge piece of.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
You know, look, neither do I look at There's there's
some things that deserve people being fired, but I don't
think we can be complaining about that, can we?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah? Hey, I was just thinking it's kind of appropriate,
you know that he's in the army, sends a dick
pecked standing to attention.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yes? Well I asked him if you had one handy?
Oh yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
What did you want it for?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Just to look at, just to have Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Okay, So I had no issue with it.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
You liked it. It was pretty impressive.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Did you ask him to be wearing like his medals
and stuff?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Hell? You?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
And what did you send him back?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
A salute?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
The Darky Big Show with Mike and Kezy Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarchi.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Kings of Leon. There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
You sound weird? Have you got a mouthful of chips
or something.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
What come on?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Keezy Fellas got a bit of a confession to make.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Recently. I don't know how it actually ended up happening,
but I had Kiwi's kiwis Keezy's Keysy's golf bag in
the back of my car.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
That's right, because it was last week we were playing
that game out down in Packet, I believe it was, yes,
and I was going in with the Houcky team in
a smaller vehicle. So the night before I was like, jaseed,
can I just check my clubs in your car?
Speaker 7 (24:20):
You just bring them out with.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Yeah, And then I took them home after the match
as well.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
But I'd forgotten. I'd forgotten that your car had been
broken into and your trunder had been stolen before. Yes,
So that was something I've I completely forgot about.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Well, that was the first thing that annoyed me, because
I got home and I was like, I was going
to leave them in the car there, Mogan, I went, oh,
it's west Auckland, man, it's a wild, wild West. I
can't afford to get Keysy's beloved you know, club stolen.
So I took his bag out of my car and
I was just sitting in my my son lounge there
and I'm I'm a curious fellow, and here's one has
(24:57):
got so many more pockets r than my one, and so.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
I was just curious, and you went through my bag.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I have to admit that I had a bit of
a tuttu, a bit of a look a look see
in his bag. And Jesus, it was kind of scarring.
And some of the stuff I found in his little
pockets was really shook me up, to be honest.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Sounds like you found a few of my scorecards.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Yeah, a couple of those, ye, Jesus, shocking.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
And one side pocket there was like a penthouse and
a mayfair all stuck together, and just these horendous old
porn magazines. And I was like, what a weird place
to stash them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Totally, that's a really weird place.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Why would you put them there? Why not under the
mattress or something like that.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Just go through everything else that you found in there,
and at the end will ask CAZy why.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Okay, this one sort of shook me up a bit.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
It was just where they keep the teas his wedding ring,
and I was like, what wi is his wedding ring
and his golf there, so just confuming.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
I'm not allowed to say anything until he's fish sake
that were stuck together at my wedding ring. Yes, okay, sure.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
And then another one on another little side pocket, a
little hippie of whiskey, little hip flask. A couple of
empty ones in there as well, Yes, open up another one.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Some edible connies, edible connies, well flavored like rather Joey's.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the flavored I think it was flavored. Yeah,
flavored banana. I mean, I mean, if you're going to
go for a flavored Connie, Yeah, why would you go banana?
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Of all.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Things?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
And just on the other and just in the other
sort of side pocket, there was just a lot of
sort of damp tissues. Rise how you found Yeah, I
had balls and teas and so there was some gold.
There was some gold stuff, but I was shocked by
how little gold stuff there wasn't there.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
I was going to say, you should have you should
so speak to this kezy, but we've run out of time.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Well, to be honest, I was all I was going
to say is get your freaking hands out of my
golf bag.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in four on Radio Hocky.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Hurry in there on the radio Wacky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. We've got some people to put in the
draw founders for the Alter Ego fist tickets.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
That's right, iHeartRadio Alter Ego. It's happening in La January seventeenth,
twenty twenty six at the key Of Forum some of
the biggest names and alternative rock. We're talking Green Day, Sublime, Caseus,
the Elephant, and Elephant plenty more as well. Or if
it does, listen out for that cuter call which did
just play. So let's go to the lines of the Feelers. Kyler,
your mayor, Barsett, how's life?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Oh hey, how's it going? Yeah? Good thing, Kyler. What
do you do for a crust Kyler?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Oh, I'm operations.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
And you like your gigs?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Do you most of the time?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
What about to do? What about going to gigs?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Oh yeah, no, we do like to go to gigs.
My my daughter's a mess of Green Day Ben and
she's sitting here.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
So yeah, she's super excited to be in the drawer.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
What's her name?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Till? Tilly?
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Congrets Tilly, you're mad ad bastard.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
You're in the drawer.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, you're in the drawer.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
You're well done, Tilly.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
So you hold the line there and Kyler and old
puckstandl grab your details. Let's also go to who we
got there?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, yeah, good afternoon, Tracy. What do you do for
a crust? As little as possible? That's a good editude
to her, especially as we're hitting into summer a Tracy.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Well, we need it, don't need.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
It, Tracy, between you and me, few beers, brother, Why
I'll tell you what. You're also in the drawer to
hit over to l A.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Alright, have nice one, thanks men, And we got gets another.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
One in the drawer.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
What we got to get it to Tracy again?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
No, no, we've got Sith from Auckland on the line. Sith, good,
how you going?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I'm not too bad in yourself?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah, life's tickety boo. What do you do for a christ?
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Sith?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Ah, do a bit of a deedel mechanic for a crust?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Bang bang do douche drill drill.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, that's pretty much what sums up. He's a mechanic,
isn't it all right? Sith? So if we chuck in
the draw and you happen to win this prize, make
going to l A seeing these bands? Who would you
take with you?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Got to be my girlfriend?
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Ah two name brother.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And she can't make it, then I'll be the best mate.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
My missus is my best mate. So that's weird. But Seth, Hey,
congrats mate, you're in the drawer.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, thank you very much. I love you. I like
the name Seth. Got a bit of a mad dog
about it. Yeah, Seth is your wife? Your best mate?
Is she keasy?
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
That's nice?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
The Huarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Space Hog There on the radio Holdarkey Big Show This
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Fellas I followed some advice of Old Mogi's over the weekend.
Jesus hell, were you thinking genuinely the first time I've
ever done it? Yes, didn't go well. Got a phone
call from my wife fewman, She's like, who the hell
thought that would be.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
A good idea?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
And then I was like old Mogi She's like classic
I had. I had tree sap on my pants.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Oh yes, are you in this tree sap?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Man, honestly sticky bastard, and like cutting that, cutting that
the branches off the tree last week and letting it
fall on some clothes I actually want to wear again
was one of the worst mistakes I've made.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
I can't believe you did that. My advice here would
be to use old clothes. Yeah, so you don't mind
getting tree sap on. See, that's good advice.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I've got gardening sort of clothes that I just chuck
on when I'm gardening.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Yeah right, they got pictures of birds and shit. Yeah right, yeah,
it makes sense.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
But yeah, so I was wearing a long sleeve shirt,
some shorts both covered and tree sap couldn't get the
tree sap off. Mogi, in his infinite wisdom, fired up
chat GPT and found out the way to get rid
of it is to put a solvent on it, well
specifically IC a propyl ice prop alcohol.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
That's right, yeah right, And that's not what you did.
You thought you go with something that was kind of
closed enough, but not what moke. And then for not
following the instructions.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
One of the one it was like I was a
proper alcohol or not. It was like all you could
potentially put these things on, and I was like, I don't.
Actually I went and cheapd my ice proper alcohol fresh
out right. The bottle is obviously leaked or something that
was all gonee.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
If you didn't have any of that, I wouldn't gone
for anything else.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
It would have been shock.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Yeah, you would have ruined your shorts, did you?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
No, It turns out turps doesn't ruin shorts are good.
So I put turps on my shorts and scrubbed it,
and then put turps on my shirt thanks Jay's shirt.
I couldn't remember the word shirt scrubbed it as well. Yeah,
and now all of our clothes smell like turps?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Did you run it through the washing machine? Yeah? You
shouldn't have done that. You should have called me, kizy,
what are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Really?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I would have let them say so, like all your
wife's stuff as well.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Through All of our clothes smell like turps.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
That's right, because I remember you.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Put them in. There were andies and other clothing like
my mostly my undies.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Okay, but like yeah, yeah, others. You know, everyone's clear,
they all smell like turps. Right, And now she's like,
what are our close smell like turps? And I was like, right.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
So you lied to your wife to get away with
the fact that you had a shock at your shocking.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I can welcome back here thenards, hope your Monday night's
going along very nicely. Indeed, do you're listening to the
Big Show brought you by Reburg Gear.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Serving good times and good feud dining or takeaway Reburg
Gear today?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
It's I'm sorry, I really need help. I just I
just I think it's really important and everyone knows just
how delicious Rainburger is because obviously it is the same
craft of the released load of fries and my hate
I just load and the change in the game because it's.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
That idiot should be arrested for wasting police time.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I agree with that.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Actually, now that's fine. We all we all know bigger
delicious and everyone should have it. But you don't waste
one one one time.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, I mean, idiot, that's that's not okay as far
as I'm I'm expecting, and I know they run off
their feet.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Those people are very busy because they're so popular, very
busy down there not on.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Okay, yeah, very confusing. But Mogi in the middle of
our yard just stood up, threw a rugby ble across
the room and sat back down again.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
We're like, what the hell was that?
Speaker 4 (34:45):
That was some of the most that was ridiculous, ship
I've seen weird.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
I just said, Mike Cosking the puppet over there steing
at me, and I wanted to head him in his
vacant eye.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
There also we have a puppet of Mike Hosking. It's
very confusing for the audience.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Yes, with a whole for an eye.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
But regardless, I appreciate the person's attempt to get more
people along to eat some reboot because Jesus.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Good Man, Yeah, it's delicious stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Actually, oh Jack, I'm not interested.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
What do you like?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Ever? Clear?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
In on radio. Indeed the killers there on the radio
Darchy Big Show. There's Monday Evening now, isn't it Failers?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
It certainly is. Jason, do you like cheers?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
What kind?
Speaker 7 (35:35):
I'm a big fan of hip hep parades? Oh yeah,
you has?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
What about when you both got a drink and then
you knock your glasses together like.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
The sitting ones as well.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, that's one that's kind of the one I was
talking about. It's like it's a style of cheer Oh right,
okay recliner Oh nice? Yeah, yeah, because it might you
might have noticed in the corner of the studio there
as a brand new Lazy Boy Neo X power recliner. Yes,
you notice that power recliner it is.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I've noticed Moggi power reclining on it often. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
The reason it's a power recliner because it has controls
on the side. Mogi, you're the one that's been going.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
I'll tell you what it's got. It's got a remote control,
so normally you just have the controls on it, and
maybe it does, but all I can feel when I
reach down there is a remote control that you can
take out and then recline with.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
I don't know why that you don't just have it
on the side, and maybe it is also on the side.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
It's also got a iPad holding.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Thing it does, a drink holder and a drink holder
and I think what is also a phone charger.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
So here's the fullest of Neo X Power recliner features.
All right, it's got a seat cutting it has got
a seat Moggie, well done, cutting edge comfort technology for
ultimate relaxation in every seat. I guesses if you've got
the couch version, hands free wireless remote lets you recline effortlessly,
no effort. Yeah no, if it was so, I.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
Think the problem with that is if you're anything like me,
you're going to lose that. But there's also I think
there's also another option there, but it sort of sticks
in the pretty snugly.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
The built in wireless charging pad keeps devices powered and ready. Yeah,
see iPhone and iPad holders and sure entertainment is always
at hand.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Cup holders keep drinks secure while you kick back. Iconic
lazy Boy rocket and power recline features included adjustable headress,
lumbar support for personalized comfort, Comfort Neo X combined Style
Tech and Lazy Boy Comfort.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
The lumbar supporters out of this world.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
It sounds like the kind of chair where they're trying
to design it so you never get out of it again,
you know what I mean. So you just turn into
an enormous.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
Sloth, You become part of You become part.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Of the chair, and people just bring you drinks and stuff.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
It just needs a bog built into it. Yeah, yeah,
we are celebrators. We've teamed up with Lazybold to celebrate
the launch of the new Neo X Power recliner in
New Zealand. If you are keen to win this exact cheer,
the one that Mogie sits in all the time and
Ja says poohs about a lot, then text the word
lazy to three four a three, get yourself in the
(38:00):
drawer and we'll be audishing that sucker out to someone's they.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
And just to be certain, Keysy, that's an l a
z why because I know lazy boy. They've got a
different spelling of lazy traditionally.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
That's a really good point, Mogi, lazy boy. It's about
la dash big z ah. But text lazy the word
lazy l a z y to three four eight three.
Long Live the lazy.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Now. Actually I might get one of those in my house,
just to you know, chill out, eat my crackers, crack,
watch my muck bang videos.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darkey.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show.
This beautiful Monday evening, Let's give out some advice sixteen.
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read it out on the show, you get a fifty
dollar reeburg about you. This one comes from anonymous. Are
we still signed up to porn hab No? No, because
(39:16):
then we didn't Actually they didn't go all the way
with that because we had to type in a verification
number that they emailed to us. Yeah, and Pugsy was
trying to put the code in.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Did he just put his own in?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
But he actually put his own in, So he's now
signed up. Okay, so he seems stoked about it. Good
a feelers. I'm in a bit of a peckle and
I need some advice. My partner and I have been
together for ten years and have a beautiful ten month
old daughter. My daughter, Anonymous Jr. Is an absolute gym
of a baby, sleeps through the night, loves all the
food we chuck at her, and it's just a backbone.
(39:47):
My daughter has essentially convinced my partner that if we
have more babies, they will be just like her. Don't
get me wrong, i love my daughter very much and
I'm more than happy to practice making a baby, but
I'm not convinced that the next baby will be a
little chef question mark. What if they grow up and
all they want to do is film me working on
their car and brag that they did it on social media.
(40:07):
Any advice from you feelers would be great. Ps. My
missus hates the show but thinks Heidi j sounds hot.
I told her he's thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Loll lo. Yeah, well, that's a very good question.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
It is, really, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
My daughters came at such a rate that I never
really had to sort of ponder that question.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
And it had been a busy day as well, and.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
It had been a busy day. My eldest was pretty chill.
My second born was. She was a bit more taxing
as a baby, sleep and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Third was very chill, Fourth was very chill.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
So when you had your second one and the second
one was a bit more full on, just as you
were like, hey, maybe we shouldn't have another kid, there
was already another kid pretty much being born.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
Yeah, traditionally, pretty much. Traditionally, they're never going to be
the same. Traditionally you get one that's one way and
might be a chakra, and then the next one is
all good. Mine was all good, but not enough to
make me want to have another one. Yeah, I did
want another one for a long time. It would have
been great, yes, and now you know yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Well I was very lucky in the sense it pretty
much over all of my girls were pretty chill.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Right, So you're saying it is possible to have four
chill girls.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Very very possible. I mean they're not chill. Now.
Speaker 7 (41:25):
I think you should. If you're going to do it,
do it now, get it done, and you'll be sweet mate.
Everybody you know people have kids all the time. You sweet,
skill over and done with. Now it will suck, And honestly,
it's going to suck. For about four years.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
You were quite.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
That's just how it is, man, It's just going to suck.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Does cook like a cough, Yeah, yeah, you were quite.
He used to spew up your busy milk all but yeah,
exactly on your mum's nune, your mum's shoulder there quite.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
The opposite, Jason, don't knowho you're thinking of. Maybe pugs,
But apparently I just drank busy milk and slept and
there was a and just put it away like.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
A yeah, man, backbone. Actually that makes sense, Keezy.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
Scalded, passed out.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
I've seen you and.
Speaker 6 (42:01):
I've seen you in the pub, so you know that.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah, I sculled buzzy milk and then sleep a lot. Yeah,
it's good advice.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
You just do it.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Yeah, you're say for four years it's going to be hell,
but it's like there must be some enjoyable parts of it.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Oh yeah, not really though, Yeah, I mean before it
gets really good and they's become their own people and
a bit more independent, and you're not having to carry
around you know, you don't have to buy a car
to take all of the stuff around that you need
for them. Times too, like it's it's a horrid a
thing to do. I'll tell you what it really is.
And it does get better, and it does get good.
(42:35):
But you've got no idea how hard it is. Absolutely none.
It doesn't matter how much I say it or whatever,
it's not you're gonna go. And you see, there's a
lot of med men, you got no idea?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah right, okay, so your advice is to get it
over and done with.
Speaker 7 (42:52):
Because it's too late now, yeah, is that one you
might as a way to get it done?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Does that make you feel more or less like having
little Keys? Key?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
It doesn't really impact me at all.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
Because it's going to happen regardless.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Yeah, this is what it is, the.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Do you get your mad?
Speaker 6 (43:22):
It's the Big Show done and justed for your Monday night?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
What's the podcast out? Clip? Today? Keys?
Speaker 7 (43:28):
That was one of the best we've ever done, otro.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
It was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Today was not as filthy as it's been in the
last Actually, we should have put a warning on it,
do you think so?
Speaker 7 (43:41):
I thought we should have.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
That's like three warnings in the last five points a lot.
Speaker 7 (43:46):
But it was it wasn't as bad as the other side.
I don't think you guys thought it was as bad.
But I was thinking, geez, I wouldn't want my kids
to listen to this in the car. So just if
you have listened to it, and obviously this isn't at
the front of the podcast. But if it were, it
would be saying, Taylor's to this with the kids around shocking. Yeah, shock,
I can't remember anything we see it, but no, I
neither can.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Well, here's a clip. The body comes out tonight at
seven thirty, but this clip is entitled stitch Up. A
glass might have been smashed on the ground and then
man's missus took a photo of it and then sent
it to my missus, who was in bed, saying, come
get your man's he's making a miss And then my
wife called me and was I'm coming to pick you up,
and I was like, why are you going to pick
me up? I'm wanting to left home soon with Isaac.
(44:27):
It's just like, okay, are you sure you're all goods.
Speaker 7 (44:29):
Like, yeah, it's no good when people you're hanging out
with a text and your missus and because they want
you out of the group fun.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
It's actually a shocker. It was all in. It was
all in good fun.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Oh yeah, laughing, Yeah, I was laughing.
Speaker 7 (44:47):
I was cracking up.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Yeah, a few smashed glasses. It doesn't matter who he is.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
It just didn't seem that bothered, No, exactly, just pretty
chill actually, hey, moggie, what's your plans for the night.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
Am I'm going to ride my pushbike home? Man about
there tomorrow and my bicycle there. You're my healing ten
speed and I just enjoy I'm enjoying my evenings at
the moment. They go quite late. Yes, they go quite late.
So there'll be a bit of me man, and I'll
probably watch something on the old Telly. I don't know,
(45:17):
just chilling in the evenings.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Nice. What about you? What's for tea? Keasy?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Well, my wife's got touched tonight, so I'm making chicken
spicy chicken wraps, wraps like burritos. Yeah, I know them,
but I'm just sort of freestyling them. Oh you're all see,
I can't do that when i'm cooking. I need to
have the recipe. Can you make a rap without sort
of having any kind of recipe? Yeah? Yeah, you can
sort of just freestyle a weait like those, A few
veggies and stuff in there, carrots.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
No squash, No, not a squash.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
You made it out.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
What are you doing tonight? Jason?
Speaker 6 (45:53):
Banana?
Speaker 4 (45:54):
I'm not gonna put banana and my rap?
Speaker 3 (45:57):
What am I doing tonight? I'm very much in the
Mogi mode, sort of chilling, just hanging out, you know, eating.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
A bit of food, just chatting, watching a bit of
TV myself, some spicy chicken.
Speaker 6 (46:12):
Raps, oh yeah yeah, just choking a bit of stuff
from there.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (46:16):
Can you do that without a recipe as well?
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:19):
Yeah, it's going to be delicious. Rest Or Thive I
always thie easy.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
See you tomorrow at four
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