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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 3 (00:57):
That god, you're looking good man, going pretty grass, your
mad dog, your sex, some of the be You had
a hell of a weekend, whoa whoa big weekend and
then look a whole bunch of stuff happened, and we're
going to get into that over the course of the show.
But yeah, good times. We're head by and large by all.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yes, very nice and Keysy you said you're feeling about
muffled today, muffled Monday, you called it you're feeling about
what was the word that you used, faded?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, it was a bit I can't remember now.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
It's pretty much all you need to know is that
obviously we had a big Friday with man Hees send
off them into the early hours.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It was very enjoyable.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Then it quite a hungover weekend, responsibly hungover, and then
last night was commentating the NRAL Grand Final till midnight.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, so just a wee. But you know, blurry, we
were blurry, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, that's the word. Yeah, but that's okay.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
You're allowed to be blurry on a Monday, there, keys
he Thanks.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Speaking of the league.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
We'll have some sports chat later on, but I think
the audience want to get to what happened over the weekend,
So let's go to some tunes and then come back
to that, shall we absolutely?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Three four eight three. By the way, it's maggot Monday.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yes indeed radio head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon, twelve minutes past four o'clock. And
as most of you will know out there in the
listening world, it was a big day here at Radio
Hodaki on Friday, the big send off of Maddie Heath
leaving the breakfast show, and a good time it would seem.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Was had by all Mogie. It was a bloody ripper mate. Yeah,
we popped down to a local restaurant there indear well
obviously we got there quite late. Yeah, everyone else had
been there since around about midday, sure, but we're going
to get there into after Our show was a bit
of a shape. But Geeshu was all she was all
go and lovely evening sun It was kezy, the sunscreen
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was out and the drinks, the drinks were flowing. There's
probably what you're egging twenty or thirty people down there.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
There were twenty or thirty people outdoor area umbrellas, ure
pizza's coming out, drinks responsibly coming out. People just bonding
and happy and stoked and genuinely because it doesn't often
happen in our industry.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I've noticed this.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
If someone leaves, it might be because they've gone to
an opposition, or it might be because maybe they've disgraced
themselves in some way. It's not often you get everyone
around just saying nice stuff about someone who's been an
integral part of our station.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So that was really nice.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Vibes were high, and then Jerry just basically said, all right,
everyone back to my place. It's just around the corner.
And we were there till the early hours, so vibes
are really high. Jason, I'll tell you what we missed you. Yeah, man,
it would have been great having you there, because of
course you were tied up, weren't you.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I was tied up one of my girls going to
it to live in Australia on Friday. Deah, it's pretty
windy at the old airport. There's a bustard of a
place now. I mean, I don't know if you guys
have been out there at the International Airport. Yeah, I've
changed it all up, and I got.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Lost sugar Mett Heathering on the news talk CD in
the afternoon. I'm going to I'm going to that's good.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, And so yeah we went there, my wife and
I and her and her partner because they're flying off,
and had a coffee and the chit.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Chat and going to miss her and actually it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Was really great.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
We're at Cherry was there, Mike because obviously everyone came
around and he got the cocktails out.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Saw I saw the picture of cocktail mode cocktails out.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, that's right. We were straining too. It wasn't really
a cocktail so much as just and tsh was it
pumping out the G and t's there and it was
over the beers. Yeah, we were at the previous place,
and I said about thirty two, and then moved on
to that responsibly and then moved on to the margarita.
Did you do it in a shaker? Was there shaker? Actually?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Going on?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Was a bar? I just sort of that just ca
out in the glass, So I just sort of drink
it like that. Yeah. Yeah, and then I'm.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Going to tell you actually, while I was at the airport,
there was a there was a party there that were.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Celebrating and the Old Shaker was going at the bar there.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
May I didn't feel hungry though, I mean my wife
was like, you guys want to eat anything, and they
were like, I think we got some chips, squirt of
sauce on there. I wasn't feeling particularly hung We are
feeling quite emotional.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, and because your daughter was leaving.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
That's probably more. Because I was having a coffee and
that was probably my fourth of the.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Day, just coffees.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I had a espresso martini at about eleven because I
was getting quite sleepy, and then I had that and
then I was good to go. And then Jerry ordered
all this food. This food just all turned out so
much food, like a banquet, and everyone was just in
great vibes. We all gathered around. He had a fireplace going.
He was playing nineties sort of techno music.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
God, it was a vibe. Everyone was just really having
a great time and better. Yeah, yeah, absolutely so.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
We just my wife and I just ended up getting
some KFC on the way home because we were feeling
pretty sad. And I mean there were tears obviously, and
tears where we were as well, yes, so funny.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Jeez, man's great personalities. I'll tell you what far Jas.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
It sounded like you had a nice evening too though, Man,
So okay, so you're lucky Barsard.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
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Speaker 5 (06:30):
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Speaker 3 (06:33):
Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Obviously a bit of league action over the weekend there,
Maggie the NRL Grand Finals. So we thought we'd get
our league specialist, the one and only Charlie Gub on
the phone with us to talk through.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Talk it through. Charlie, a mad bastard, how's life?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Good? Brothers? Pretty naked after last night? Late night? So
looking forward to get into a bit of synthetic cannabis
when I knock off.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
That stuff's not good for you, Charlie. Man, come on, no,
it's not.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Good for you. I'm built a bit different.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah that's true. Hey, well, how was your weekend before
we get into it? Because the fellas had a big
night on Friday night? You have a big weekend too,
Charlie or did you just take it easy?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I had a big weekend there us talk on them back. Yeah,
there's plenty everything really nothing nothing really but to talk about.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Do you make it down to kill Bernie barbers Man?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
No, not I did. I did actually early on Friday.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Good on you a couple of early ones and get
a few, get a few toys in you.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
You got a few toys and then to cleaning toilets.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yeah, let's get into the final. Then what game the
Panthers prevailing in the end. What were your thoughts about
it there, Charlie, No, I.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Think Panthers were just showed their class. Really. It was
one of those games. Both teams are so good defensively,
but every time storm Storm went wide, do you know,
to Howorth and Coach's side, Penriff just had their number.
They were just making their tackles one on one. They
didn't they didn't look too threatening, and I think that's
where they really missed Nelson through the metal, who maybe
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would break a couple of tackles or offload to break
down that Penrift defense. But yeah, Penriff just built so
much pressure and they were always throwing a lot of shape.
When they were on their line, they were you know,
going wide and then topping back and then I would
go to the line. Yeah, you know, doubles and our
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back and that sort of stuff. So it was a
good game, like not a lot of scoring, but it
was just for that and then Penoff got on top
as we as we thought they would.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Keezy absolutely, Charlie, Kezy here. I hope you're well mate.
One thing I sort of you did right, the lack
of Nelson soft of Solomona. For people that don't know,
he's a key, he's the biggest guy in the NRL.
He plays prop for Melbourne and him going through the
middle and then Harry Grant with a quick player of
the ball and just sort of attacking.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That was the only thing lacking.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
And Melbourne couldn't really fire a shot because they didn't
have Harry sort of pressuring the defense. And then you
know Jerome Hughes, who's the Dally M winner. He kind
of wasn't effective. Munster was almost trying to do too much,
whereas the Panthers were just clinical and locked in.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, that's right, and you can't underestimate how much Nelson
would have done, like even if he created too fast
play the balls you know on the line. That's two opportunities.
There was only a few tries in the game, you know,
so Melbourne get an extra, they might have their tails up.
You know. They didn't lose by much, but at the
end of the day that they didn't have and Fisher,
(09:47):
Harrison the Oda just stepped up again. As I yo, Mart,
they were just they were they weren't class above, but
they just they just played better, you know, Like Cartole
was really good for the Storm, but I don't know,
he just didn't have the support around him.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
He did it. What do you think of that pre
match entertainment there, Charlie gab there the kidler Roy one
of your favorites. Brother, yeah, brother.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Brother, Yeah, he's all over my Spotify, man. But I
didn't get to watch it. I was watching on the
sky and they weren't playing it right. They didn't have
the right rights to play there, but that might have
just been at.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
No, they didn't have the rights for it, so I
were playing old replays and things. Charlie, Hell, Jayce, Jace.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
We've got Charlie.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Charlie doesn't mind.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Hey, Charlie, do you think I mean the Panthers this
is their fourth in a row. It's unheard of hasn't
been done since the Dragons won eleven in a row in.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The fifties and sixties.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
We're having this bait on a podcast, our debates today
on a podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Are they the best to ever do it?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
What do you reckon? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I think they are. But again, people that say they
watched the game in the fifties, they don't know. They
don't know nothing, and we don't know nothing about the
fifties and they don't know nothing about now. So definitely
the best that we've seen. But you can't I don't know,
it's hard to compare.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It is. It is hard to compare because you don't
know how those teams will go in the modern era.
But back in the old days you're probably picked on
the basis of whether you could take somebody's head off. Yeah,
I dubbed them on their necks. It's a it's a
different kind of skills.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Set play with a broken spine and and scales.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
They're interesting to see. Obviously, every every year they've they've
lost players. This year is a big year, losing Jerome
LOWI bit of chat out of Penrith that Dylan Edwards
actually went to the club as a six. So it's
potential there they might be moving and.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Then so they just fign that from Yes it's a
stud so I don't know even.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
What's his name. Fisher Harris has gone. I've just seen
their bench front roll has been named and the Odie team.
So they just keep petitioning mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
They just yeah, they just keep producing quality, which is
kind of the hallmark really Yeah, but look, Charlie, we've
got to wrap things up before you that you go, mate,
Who is your Porter King player of the day.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
My one was probably Liam Martin.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
He got I mean he got five who he got
his meddle so beginning of night or a bucket hat.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, it's just one of those things. Do you merge
coming guys and you merge coming to send you some
flat backs?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Wait, boy, can't wait. Hey, Charlie, gab your legend. Thanks
for your thoughts, mate, We'll be in contact soon.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Eh.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah. Anyway, I must get into the theater.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Okay, good stuff, mate, Bloody Ripper, and don't forget if
you ever Wellington, you need to go. Poo's head up,
Porter King, best Portaloos in the Nation's capital.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Too good, Big show podcast?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Who Fight is there on the radio? Hot arky big
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nine and all as well. I believe I've got a
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Speaker 6 (13:19):
That's right, keep those ticks coming through. Anyone you'd like
to nominate for being a bit of a maggot over
the weekend and you could win a two be prize pack.
I want to nominate Big Buzzer for getting responsibly maggoted
at my cousin's wedding Saturday night, getting up on the
table swinging his old fellow around while wagon wheel was
blasting on the D floor. So shout out to Bazar, Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
God you interpretation of the D floor? Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
And hey, check out this wagon wheel everyone boom. Good
day guys. Maggot Monday. Came home today after being away.
My brother was house sitting. Is a huge human steamer
in my little girl's pup tent inside and my brother
isn't to be seen anywhere and he's not answering his phone.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yez, what an absolute maggot.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
That's a hell of a gift to leave, isn't it
a massive steamer?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
And for your niece for your niece. Good god.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Obviously myself and Moggie were, you know, we were maggots
over the weekend as well, especially on the SAT Day
there after a big Friday night send off for Matt Heath.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Mogi.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I'm not sure what your strategy was, but my strategy
was wake up at ten am and my wife had
already been to the gym, had already gone shopping for
our groceries, come home, unpacked them all and was walking
quite loudly in the hallway, and I was grumpy. I
was like, oh, why are you making so much noise?
She does ten am and.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Then still a good legitimate question.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Oh, absolutely, yeah, it was unnecessary. And then I went
out and got some fast food, a crapload of it,
and then just did not leave the couch until six pm.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
How did your wife feel about that?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
The funny thing is, at least at this stage in
our relationship, before we've got kids or anything, sure she
just goes, yeah, fair enough, you're hungover, It's all good.
And what same vice versa two. If you're hungover, it's
like you get to a bit of slack today, which
is nice.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Mogim got home? I don't know I can't remember what
time I got up, but probably around about the same time.
I've got a servo that's about probably less than one
hundred meters away from my house. I've just got to
get something in me. I'm not making anything, so I
went down there. I got myself a mince and cheese pie,
(15:21):
three of those Memphis chicken Yeah you got those, and
me sort of scoffing those. On the walk back home
the slow trade, I was tempted to drive, to be
honest with you, box of chicken, cheese and bacon shapes.
Yeah yeah, okay, I love them, absolutely love them. Chicken
sandwich with cole saw and Japanese mayo, Oh yeah, okay,
(15:44):
that's cool. So that saw me through till I don't know,
probably midday or one. Then I got on the Uber Eats.
Oh yeah, how good. Got a big mat, medium chips,
medium coke, fill of the fish, and a crunchy mcflurry
Oh wow wow, a mcflurry mcflurry, and I mowed it all.
(16:09):
It's all gone now. And then I went out to
the kitchen and I sort of found some treats that
are mainly meant to be for my daughter, and I
mowed those as well. How good, So probably ten thousand
calories I got through, and I just laid down on
the couch. Now my wife and kid are away there
down south for a week and a half visiting family,
so I just got to for the first time for it.
(16:31):
This has not happened as long as my daughter has
been alive. I just laid down on the couch, I
put a got a blanket, I laid down, and I
just watched TV all day until I went to bed
at about seven pm.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And how great was it?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
It was the greatest it was there. There was no
pain involved. I mean, you know, just buggered and just
waiting to be able to go to sleep and be
all better.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
You guys don't get the urge as I do, or
I did, to have like a really spicy curry or
anything like that, because I always had this philosophy of
like burning and out of me, you know, so getting
some really spicy, fiery food stuff like that to just
tie you over, and four fingers of whiskey, to.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Be fair, Not that, not that part, but certainly the
Because I actually messaged pug Son, yes, because we've got a.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Is he feeling the same? Was he?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I don't know he was. He seemed chipper airs, that's right.
But I texted him to see if he wanted to
go to check out this, this hungover curry joint I
always go to, but he was busy, so I just
got just got takeaways and mowed through them on the couch.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
So nice, nice mind.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
You know I always found two A bit of kfcing
about fifty daries helped, Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Mine was actually b K. Yeah, I got about four burgers.
My wife is that you gonna eat all that? And
I was like, you watch me?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So good.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
God.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
He's MGMT the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kissy.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
One Jovi there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. Now listen if you like your sporting occasions
and you'll love this. The Black Clash is back January.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Next year down at Hagley Over. I believe it is
this time.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Always a massive night, Rugby versus cricket always sells out,
Always a festive occasion fellance.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Certainly as Jason is the hot spring T twenty Black
Clash in association with Wolfbrook, their seventh Black Clash Wow.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Do you know what's amazing about them all that not
had one rain out? Yes, not one? Incredible.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Surely, surely at some point I'll be in a hot tubs.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I don't care that's true. I think you've just rigged it. Now,
it's going to happen this time and the curse on
it now.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Of course you can watch it on Telly. It's one
of the most viewed events in New Zealand's this year.
We've got Die Hendwood, Ben Hurley and Matt Heath on commentary.
But you want to be there, sideline. You want to
be watching in person. Who's commentating Die Hendwood, Ben Hurley
and Matt Heath?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Oh wow, excellent. You've been given the X Jase must be.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Oh yeah, because you always do it, eh yeah yeah,
And it's like your favorite little thing.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
That's that's why it's such a roaring success on TV,
the biggest raidar of the year.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
What apart from Dog Squad? What a way to find
out you've been fired? You're just read over the over
the live radio.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, just old Kezy firing off some Edmund.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
You know what a true story because it is hugely
popular on the TV there and it goes to Australia
as well. People always love reminding you about how many
people are especially one mic know how many people are
actually listening and watching this just before you go on here,
So it's probably going to be about one point five
million people.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
And then there's the Aussies Jakes, right, So yeah, thanks mate,
it was bloody big.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, well, look, don't worry about I mean, if you
start feeling bad, you can come and have a check
to me about it, because I've been fired off it before,
so I know how it feels. Sure, yeah, I look
at that fired me. They fired me.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
But what I wouldn't do jas is don't burn the bridge,
you know what I mean? Man, Like, maybe they just
decided it was time for a change. Sure, and like
maybe next year or the year after they'll maybe think
about potentially thinking about maybe getting you back.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
And at some point you'll find out exactly what's going on.
You can probably anticipate to get getting an email from
Lane and probably March or April next year. Look, I'm
all goods with that.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
And if they want me back, tough teddies, right, I'm
glad because.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
I'm not coming back easy.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
I'm just joking around. By the way about the line.
Damn yeah, yeah, it's not Matt Heath, it's g Lane.
Of course, Team Cricket taking on Team Rugby. Tickets are
available for sale now and they are selling fast like hotcakes. Blackclash,
dot co dot NZ do not miss out and of
course there is a designated parties on the ACC and
dB export Ultra Zone rteen the old Big Shelby and
(20:49):
hot tubs at the front of that one.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah, and tell you what, Chris Gale is going to
be part of Team Rugby as well, so he's always
worth the price of admission. Feels absolutely a couple of
tonks over the boundary there.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It would have been nice for.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
You to call Chris Gale. That would have been like
a you know, a career highlight.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm not bothered the whole Achy Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Hold Ike, welcome back to your massive bagbones. I hope you're
getting through your Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Tickety boo.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
You're listening to the Big Show brought you by two
we in celebration of them bringing back the famous twoey billboards.
If you've got any ideas for those, by the way,
text are three four eight three, and we'll send it
to management and see what they say. Yeah, run it
up the flag pole.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Who from management would you send it to?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Oh, I've got a couple of contexts, that's all good man.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Right, Yeah, it's just that I don't know. I don't
think you know anyone from manage.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You just put it in an envelope, you take it
to reception and they work it out from there, right.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Exactly, because what I don't want to happen is a
situation where people are just texting in yeah, and we're
just saying we'll send it up to management and then
nothing ever actually happens.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
You would never do that, keysy public phone. Can you
send them up to management?
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Cheers man, Oh, it's more legit now that pug sounds.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
And do keep an eye out for the classic two
year right billboards by the way, they are back. Certainly
took the world by storm when those were first round.
Was it like ten to fifteen years ago? I was
closer to thirty the first time they were around. Oh wow,
really when I was a teenager? Yeah, holy cow, holy helmet,
holy helmet. Hies to the front. But it's good to
(22:21):
have them on.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Board with the old Big Show. It's a good fit,
I think.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah, totally, man, totally.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Hey, Now coming up, we instruct you on how to
have an affair. If you're interested, then stay changed. In
the meantime, he's quing to the Stone Age.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keisey she Hurt.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
There on the radio, ho Nurkey Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is eleven minutes past five o'clock and all
as well.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It's so good, isn't it, Hey, feelers, I've recently got
myself an acting job. Thanks for that, Jase, You're welcome one.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
You get them that.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, you couldn't have done it without your brother.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
And in the meantime, you've lost me an acting job
I have, yah, So I appreciate four square, yeah man.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
And so anyway, I did a day shoot last week
and then I sort of I've got a few days,
maybe four or something like that. And then I forgot,
anyway after the shoot day that I had any more days. Ever,
I completely forgot that I was that I had that
job right, And in fact, we're shooting today again. As
(23:25):
I say, completely forgot so completely did I forget that
the day after I filmed my first scene on the
show on the Friday, the day after I went and
got my haircut. That is a big no no so
with that, because as far as I was concerned, I
didn't have an acting job. I don't remember that at all.
(23:49):
And obviously they when you shoot a TV show, they
don't necessarily in fact, they never shoot it in sequence
at all. So you might shoot something that is that
the fifth time you appear on screen. You might shoot
that first, and then you know, you shoot the first
time in a month or something like that. So the
heir and makeup department is their job to keep continuity
(24:12):
between your look from every for every day that you
were on screen. So if you have some idiot who
turns up looking one way, then gets a haircut the
next day, and then has to shoot again two days later,
it's pretty tough to make.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It work, right, And it was super apparent.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Well, look, it wasn't that bad in the sense that
he was already pretty short, but it was definitely a haircut, right, Absolutely,
it was a haircut. But I sort of what happened
was last night at one o'clock in the morning. I
woke up bulk up right, and I was like, shit,
I got a haircut on my brain woke me up
(24:49):
to tell me that, And so I sort of worked
it out, and I sort of thought, wow, actually, it
might be right, It might be okay, it might not
be that bad, because I don't think the haircut is
super fo long. I'm now in be going through the
photos that I've got from Continuity, from the makeup people.
I'm going through the schedule for the TV show, working
out the scenes and if it's going to work out,
I'm thinking, do I ring the director? But if I
(25:11):
ring him, and what if he's going to really take
on the stress of it and then he's going to
have a terrible night's sleep and I run it for him, sure,
especially at one thirty in the morning exactly, So I
think I'll just keep it to myself. Anyway, I work
it out, and I think, look, actually, I don't think
it's going to be that bad. But having said that,
if it is going to be that bad, what am
I going to do about it? That's right, true, I
can't grow my hair back. And so I just stayed
(25:33):
awake for the rest of the night that was last
night free. Last night was worrying, worry, just lying there
going okay, well there's nothing you can do about it,
just go to sleep. Oh what an idiot, you wire?
What did you get? Yeah? How did you forget a
TV show? You fool? A shocker? So that was and
that was that for five hours and fifty minutes until
(25:56):
my alarm went off, although I did have right towards
the end there, I did have maybe twenty minutes sleep.
And in that dream, I was on set telling all
the actors how I'd cut my hair.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, I've got to say, Mogi done the same thing myself.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Shocking. But even worse than that, it was either as
a Xena or Hercules.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Why do you tell that story next? Well, well it's
not that exciting, okay. Gave myself a number three and
forgot that. I had like two more days of shooting
on a Hercules and it was a number three buzz cut.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Fortunately they had very good.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Wig scenarios in that situation, so I was saved further embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Shot The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue,
and Kesey.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yes, indeed, royal blood there on the Radio Hot Donkey
Big Show this Monday afternoon and Drama in the studio
live right in front of our eyes. Patson taking one
for the team and getting a sick Man tattoo on
his gorgeous thigh. I've never seen Usun's thighs before, but
I'll tell you what. It's doing something to me, Megan.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
It's completely hearless, and I don't know if that's something
that's just it's he's a genetic god, which wouldn't surprise
me if it's something that takes care of down at
one of the salons that I go to whereas I
do my We don't need to get into that. No, sure,
do you wax pugsn Is that what it is?
Speaker 9 (27:22):
I don't wax man, I'm just wax off. I think
I was so late to the puberty party. I missed
a little bit of it and the hormones to get
the hairs gone, you know.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
So just to clarify, you are getting a stick Man tattoo.
You put it up on because stick Man rang up
and he's all like, anyone want to get and you
were like, yeah, sure I'll get one.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
I think you're missing the sort of the earlier part
of that where you guys have been giving me ship
about my tattoos for about a month.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I love what are you saying your tatoos rule man, crackout?
Speaker 10 (27:50):
They are raw, they crack out right, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
That's a sign of a good tattoo, right. If someone
sees and they crack and found about your tattoos, man
does it makes it them inspiring? Because it makes me
think I could be a tattoo artist.
Speaker 9 (28:06):
So good man the batphone one and so now you know,
I feel like it's time to step it up an option,
get it to a real tattoo.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
So as you're currently listening listening, we've got Jason from
Autotahi Tattoos in the studio and he is giving you
a stick Man tattoo on your upper thigh.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Talk us through the stick Man design.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
All right, So Peckinsay gave us four options there stick
Man and the team. So I think there was one
design that had a stick Man with headphones, one was
just a normal stick Man, There was on stick Man
lying quite seductively, which I like, that was my personal favorite,
and then the final option, which got forty four percent
of the votes. Also he started tattooing without him just
(28:47):
right now. It's like it's like a nice warm embrace Jason,
A little bit pointy, jesuis.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
Let's make its focus a little It's been a minute.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
So which one did you choose?
Speaker 9 (29:02):
Sorry, so the people are forty four percent of the
votes went to the stick man with a pair of
gum boots on. Yeah, which also happens to be the
one that probably will use the most ink yes and
require the most need to work because they're big gummies.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah right, And so why did you choose your upper thigh? Man?
Speaker 10 (29:17):
I just thought that was a pretty sexy place to
get a stick man.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
If I'm honest, It's.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Definitely not because I can cover it up it no, no,
no upper upper right smack in the middle.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
You can go to bars and stuff parks and go
do you want to see my stick man?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Anyway, man, but yeah, yeah, yeah, excuse me, and you're no,
I know, I mean my tattoo.
Speaker 10 (29:39):
Can you please not make the tato artis laugh too much?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
D thanks?
Speaker 9 (29:44):
Man.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Hey, just in terms of this, we've had a very
exciting development. We'll go to a chew yeah, and we'll
make this announcement next what do we say Fellers.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Yeah, to say it involves you texting and in return
receiving pack and say vouchers.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, how good. We can't so anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
No, The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
He's indeed Aerosmith there on the radio, Honarkey Big Show
this Monday evening. And Drama in the Studio as pug
Son is getting a live tattoo in studio a with us.
But controversy now because he said to Mogi, if Mogi
wants to have a bit of a tattoo with it,
he can so. Now Mogi is actually live taking over
(30:30):
the actual tattoo.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Keysy, I don't know this is a great idea.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Well look, I mean, from where I'm sitting, it's an
excellent idea, Pugs. From where you're sitting, I understand that
Jason from Autatahi Tattoos has actually done the outline.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And Mogi's just coloring in one of the gummies.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 9 (30:44):
He is, And he's taking a real five year old
approach to the color. Again, I'll say that one stroke
at a time.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I wasn't just saying that. After the weekend I've had
my hands are shaken like a mast. I did see that.
I did see that. I was going to say, pug Son,
is he drawing within the line.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
He's he's little.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
He's doing like little one little pencil strokes. The gun
boot's not huge, but it is enough for him to
have a little bit of free play in there. You
know what I'm saying. As long as he stays within
the lines, happy.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
The great news is pugs And while this is happening
live to you, has that given all your other tattoos?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Have he stuffed it up? It'll be fine. It'll just
fit right in. Yeah, it'll just with all the other tattoos.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
So now just on this because stick Man gave us
a call because he was outraged about the lack of
tattoos on the Big Show. But we've got a bit
of a deal happening, don't we ke easy?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
We certainly do think so.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Matees that Pack and Save who have come through And
basically one thing's led to another, and now pug Son's
getting stick Man tattooed on his leg to celebrate Pack
and Saves permanent commitment to low prices as permanent as
a stick Man tattoo if you get your phone out
right now and text the words stick Man to three
four eight three, you can go on the drawer to
win a one hundred dollars pack and save vouch. We've
(31:52):
got a whole heap of them to give away, so
it's worth doing stick Man to three four eight three.
How's it looking from where you're sitting, Pugs is mugging
on a job.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Look, I can see a couple of gaps in the
boot there, just sort of around the heel and the
toe area.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
Sure, Mogi, how did you find that?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
I didn't want to. I don't want to bug it
up for your pegs. I don't want to leave any
mistakes here, so best leave it to the pro. So
there's no going over the lines or anything like that.
But yeah, nice to get my ink.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
Now, get a piece of you with me forever you do.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Can I have a turn? But can I have a turn? Please? Pug?
Speaker 10 (32:25):
So it looks like he's nearly done man.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Leave it there.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Yeah, well, I tell you what, Good on your mate
for taking one for the team because I wasn't going
to do it. Moggie wasn't going to do it, and
Keysy he was going to do he gets woozy around
needles as you know.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, skin so sensitive.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yes, he's could have broken out and.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Up I get in crash.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
So thanks taking away for the team, and of course
if you do want that one hundred old pack and
say voucher stick man to three four eight three get
texting and a big shout out to jas from or
to tachy Tatoos as well for doing a great job.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Great job, good on your pucks.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Then this is a tune? Oh is this Dakota stereophonics?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Is it the hdiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and
Keyzy tune in.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Four on Radio Hokies. Indeed we would make there on
the radio Stevie.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Next, Yes, out, I don't want to interrupt your flow.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Hey now listen plenty coming up after six o'clock.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
By the way, we're going to ring the winner of
the n r L Grand Final that we had here
on Radio Hodaki. Ask him how he went over there
for the Grand Final?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, how good? Yeah, it should be pretty bloody good.
I think he went over there with his missus, did he?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
He did go there with his partner. He had a
day at the races.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
There was a riverboat cruise to the actual game itself
and Sydney there and after watching it on Telly it
was a hell of a spectacle.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
So I'm expecting him to be a huge maggot today.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah, massive Mega, we'll catch up with absolutely. Also, we
spent a bit of time on the couch owver the weekend.
So what's on the TV with me, Mike, and we'll
have plenty to scars, plenty of great shows and films.
Key you were saying you were gaming all weekend and
eating fast food.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Well maybe I can.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I can.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Well, I didn't say that, You've just added that.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I could you find that when you hungover? I find
that Keysy isright? Okay, do you find that.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
St cracking yourself up with keesy fart jokes? I could
do a review of the game if you will, that'll
be great.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Maybe save that for your puddy.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
The wold Aking Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Hold Ike, welcome back to your massive backbones. You are
listening to the Big Show brought to you by two E.
Do we get any billboards idea billboard ideas? By the way,
Kesy on three.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Here? Nice? Thanks man, You're right all.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
These texts are going to be sent up to management.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Ye're right, Taranaki will win the ran Philly Shield in
the last round.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
You're right, but they did, did they? Yeah? They beat
away for this.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Oh god, they did too.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
No, one's not going to work, so we're not going
to see that one up to management.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
So it should be Taranaki won't win.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
It's like uh Tsman's going to win the Worry Philly
Shield and keep it for the summer. Yeah right, you
see what I'm saying. It's still not amazing, but's so good.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Keep them coming. Three four three you can twy prize pack.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
In the podcast outtra today, which is what we do
before we start the radio show, we have a little
chit chat, just catch up with each other, sort.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Of shoot the breeze as they say, see what my week?
Speaker 5 (35:36):
A bit of a warm up today, you fellows, we're
talking about a couple of characters that you met at
the restaurant on Friday afternoons.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
Restaurant, that's right, it was Matt Heath's Farewell and two
particular ladies were sitting near us and well, I just
have a listen.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You'll find out.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I was sitting next to Angrew and they asked us
we were from or whatever. And then she goes, I
love herdeck you always listened to her. I love I
love Angie. I love in the afternoon. She goes, I mean,
oh my god, you And she said, what do you do.
I said, I'm on the I said I'm on the
radio too. She goes, I know your voice. You're the
(36:17):
ass was at four. Pretty yeah, pretty accurate. The households
at four.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Yes, I've never gone from being so like, oh you
like our station to ah, you really don't like us.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, but she seemed like she did like us. She
did by the end of the night, but she was yeah, yeah,
we certainly won three or.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Four bottles of wine deep though everything. Yeah, I mean
they were. They were pretty keen ass by the end
of the things. Yeah, sure, that's great where they feel us.
They were. They were very charming, kyzy once he's got
a few in them, geez this yeah far.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, man, I was getting suck in old Hoidy j
You loved it. Man. They were like sixty something too.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Well, I don't see age, only beauty. And there were
a couple of stunners.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Hey up next by the way, We're going to give
the winner of our would you rather competition a call
that they chose between Bathurst and the NRL Grand Final,
and they chose the Grand Final, which was last night.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah good, Actually just on that bron win and mate,
I'm sorry I forgotten him. Mate. Are we checking that
up on the Insta pegs? And we're going to check
that up on the Insta Old Mogi with brother Lady.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, I didn't like us sore you go hurdaky big,
so check it out.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
No, the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keys.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
This indeed, Now you're recall a little while ago we
were running a competition would you rather the NRL Grand Final?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
And or no? It's just aw or bad?
Speaker 5 (37:45):
First from recollection, it was sort of split fifty fifty
great competition.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
It was a great competition.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Now our good mate, well I was the winner of
that competition and he loves us, not the league, so
he chose the n r L Grand finally joins us.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Now get a will your man Baskett house life.
Speaker 11 (38:05):
Yeah, fella's bloody good.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
To be fair, you're sounding pretty fresh. You're sounding pretty
freshly your babes.
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Oh, mate, good, good lunch for a shop in Sydney,
but no weekend right.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
And so you do sound quite cheaper.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
I mean, certainly in our experience this year alone, myself,
Mogi and Pugs aren't after being at a certain NRL
Magic Round match, we were certainly not in very good state.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
But it sounds like you had a reasonably sensible one.
Speaker 11 (38:32):
I think the Saturday races probably took it out of
us pretty heavy.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Yeah, well, okay, see that that was part of the prize.
Was you go to the races on the set d
which is always a fun occasion. And then the Grand
Final of course was last night on the Sunday. So
the races was a highlight for you.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
Yeah, it was a bloody good time. I mean the
six hours of comflimentary food and beverages was a was
a was a good shout.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Tell me, well did you dress up for it? Mate?
Did you have a nice hat?
Speaker 4 (38:57):
It was a it was a very strict dress code.
Speaker 11 (38:59):
Nextra we got given very very formal attire requirements for
the afternoon. Good everyone showed up suited and booted.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Now did you actually make it to the Grand Final?
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Man?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Are you too?
Speaker 4 (39:13):
It was debated at one point.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, remind us, well who are you taking with you?
Actually took my wife a massive bagbone? And did your
wife have a good time?
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Well, yeah, she enjoyed the race is probably more than
I did.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
I see what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
And in terms of in terms of a spectacle, Mogi,
in terms of a spectacle, will you know I'm a
I'm a tragic league And I was commentating the game
last night it just looked like it was bloody excellent
there in Sydney for the Grand Final.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Man, how was it?
Speaker 11 (39:44):
I don't think you can put it into perspective until
your being like, it's just it's just as you say,
it's a spectacle. Yeah, just set up so well and
it's just a celebration of rugby league. But yeah, everyone
just gets stuck in and enjoys it.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
So it's a great time, bloody awesome and the boys
trip lads looked after you.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
That's done a fantastic job. It's been awesome. There's about
one hundred and twenty of us here so well as.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Your missus been hanging off the darts there man.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Ah, not quite.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
I'm going to hear a coffin up of storm back there.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
I think there's a few boys that are feeling a
bit worse.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Yeah, sure, well, good on you will, glad you had
a great time, your massive backbone, and thanks for having
a chat with us now.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Cheer jealous, good on your will.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
Far out sounds like he massively went huge on the
Saturday rights.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Why not? Why not?
Speaker 6 (40:31):
Well, I always get first day fever. It's a very
common occurrence fellas.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Well, especially when you're going to a place and it's
everything's free. Yeah. What time was it was seven to
thirty local time. I guess the final year. It's not
too bad, is it. You can sort of next day.
It's the racers though, so I guess if you're going racers,
that's sort of done about six five or six, that's down.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
The races was on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
On Saturday, Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then maybe they kicked
on and went a bit late after that could have
been the problem. But with the yeah, you gotta make
an effort, don't you. You do?
Speaker 6 (41:01):
Yeah, and you're just gonna go We're in Sydney for
two days, go big on the races, get up the
next day, have have.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
A mince and cheese pie and three.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
On toast.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
What mogi was having I found when I.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Had some mince on toast with the egg. What Okay,
it's just a bit, Max Rold, that's fair enough.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah, the whole archy.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
The Black Crows there on the radio, Hodnankey Big show
this Monday afternoon. Now, Mogi, I know that you had
all of Saturday on the couch, so there'll be no
excuses for what's.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
On the TV with Mike Minogue. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah that was great, man, it's really good.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Hey, I had a bit of time on the couch
on Saturday, so I watched the fair amount of TV.
If mos with you great. I watched the documentary mister McMahon.
Mister McMahon, was watched half of the first episode. Yeah,
I'd watched half of the half of the first episode.
Going in, I finished off all six episodes. It's very
(42:24):
focused on the wrestling and how he gets a start
in the sort of different eras and all of that
sort of stuff, where I was really more interested in
the crime in the filth. Yeah, that's right, And they
didn't really get into the filth as I wanted them
to it sort of back you go, Okay, when are
we gonna Oky was got into the filth? Okay, so
the other filth, but it sort of it kind of does,
(42:45):
but not until really the last episode. It's fine, but
I think you do need to be given it six episodes.
You do need to be a hell of a fan. Sure,
hell of a fan, in which I'm not really I
was when I was a kid.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
But I convinced my wife to watch it because I
was like, trust me, you want to watch it because
he like, they started making stock about this guy and
then all of a sudden he had eyes to the front,
and then all of a sudden, this big scandal came out.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
So it's all about that.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
And so she's like watching the start of the w
w F, which is interesting, it is, but she's kind
I can tell she's thinking, where's the scandals?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
There's a good stuff. Yeah, it doesn't come at all.
I'm expecting her to call me in tears once it
gets to that point.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
My wife or the girl, your wife, I don't perfect
girls keysy.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
I'd say three stars. It's very it's very good, and
if you're a fan, it would probably be five Stars
and like the.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
Early Doors in for about like Hulk Hogan and where
he found him, and yeah, you know that was really interesting.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
It's good stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
I watched a movie, The Fat Woman's which was basically
the sort of life story of Steven Spielberg, directed by
Steven Spielberg, yes.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
As a young fella.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
And it was one of those movies where you go
kind of perfect for a wet Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
So it was a perfect movie. Five stars. That's when
you watched it. No, yeah, I watched with my wave
fell us with my wife.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Yesterday afternoon. My waf the woman that plays a mother
I can't think of her name off the top of
my head.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Is very very good. Oh yeah, and you know it
was okay, it was very wholesome. I had a little
bit of charm about it. I'll give her three buzzies
out of five.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
But you're certainly not gripping or anything, particularly like el Williams.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Is that her name?
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yeah, Okay, she's fantastic because his mum was actually quite nuts.
But she portrayed it's a very dicey kind of portrayal
and she does it very well.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yes, he is. Is it like a comedy no, not really,
he's like the best friend okay of the dead.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
Oh yeah, obviously. Yesterday I watched the NRAL Greend final,
and to be honest, I spent most.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Of the day not watching TV.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
But you watched someone on Saturday, didn't you.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
I played PlayStation all day and ate fast for Yeah.
I was an absolute wreck of a human. But then
had a nice date with my wife on Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, and went out. But like she didn't know this.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
You didn't mention Mogi again, did you? No?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
No, no, no, of that that's been nipped in the bud.
But she didn't know this. I was a wreck of
a human the whole time.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
Right, Still, it a nice night, but it took one
hundred and twenty percent effort on my behalf normal leer backbone. Yeah,
thanks fellas.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Good on. You're Keysy. That's how you do it, man. Yeah, man,
you are a backbone man. Yeah. I saw you were
eating burger king at one stage.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
It was delicious. Yeah, god, it was good for Hurdarchy.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
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Speaker 5 (45:37):
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Key give it to a Edmund boy?
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Is this where I come in?
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah? Man, sure were yours? Keys. I'm just going to
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Speaker 3 (46:40):
Yeah, sorry, goes, it was quick.
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Good a foulers. This is from anonymous. I was going
to treat my special lady to some fish and chips
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bottom of the greasy newspaper. And then while I'm busy
seducing my fine lady, perhaps the lads could write will
you marry me? In seashells on the sand while I
pull the greasy ring out of the bottom of the newspaper.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
People taking the past now, well, I mean you either
won't win it or you don't. True, I'm not I'm
not writing that out with sea shells.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
You can do it.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yourself and at least we're not jumping out of it
bush this time.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
But also, seashells are very admond heavy way to do it.
You can just draw it with a stick and.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I like the sound of that greasy
ring because it'll make it easy to put it on.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
Actually, that's a really good point because when you get
engaged and that it can be an awkward thing when
you guys, did it did it fit?
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Because then it's like it's not meant to be. If
it doesn't fed on.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, exactly, did your guys want fit?
Speaker 5 (47:42):
Here's a true story. Actually I actually have to grease
my ring to get it off.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Oh right, yeah, that's that's true story. That's true story. Wow,
because every time I go filming, I can't have my
rings on. What kind of grease do you use? Just
like animal fat ripping?
Speaker 6 (48:03):
Get a fellows. This is from are anonymous or a
for sure. I was planning on doing some home renos
and hiding the ring behind some dry wall and then
getting it to pull some off and find the ring,
and then I'll propose while Jason, Mike and Kezy crack
on with the demo.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
So just getting us to do some Yeah, that's top
two for me. That's great. It's good although because the
ring will say, how's he explaining our presence?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
By the way, It's just there's just the.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Guys doing the doing the demo.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
And I'm a bit concerned about the pink that situation.
There is pink that get very itchy. But you don't
want to actually ring finger.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
That ring would have no value to his partner. No,
it's found it's a foundry. But then he could be
like I put it there, right, okay. Well, he wouldn't go, oh, wow,
look at this ring I found in dry wall?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Will you marry me with it?
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Like buddy. You would go, hey, let me get this
drywall off and put this ring in here and put
this drywall back on, and then have her take it
off so you can say, hey, look at this ring,
will you marry me? And hey, there's three guys from
the Big Show demo in my house?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
And she wasn't that old mugie like yeah, man?
Speaker 3 (49:17):
And then you wrap one out.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
And then.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Is this is this a really high level comedy thing
we're doing? Now? Just say I fart halfway through?
Speaker 3 (49:27):
So is that I wasn't meaning You's he I was
talking about Megan?
Speaker 6 (49:31):
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Speaker 5 (49:53):
And also did you mention the GST thing. They're going
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Speaker 1 (49:58):
Out, Oh big show week days from four on Radio
hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Do you go your air bustards? Bustards? That was weird,
wasn't it? It was weird, really weird. Hey, I meant
to ask, by the way, Magie went, does your partner
get back or do you just say no? Do you?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Because I'm just wondering how long you're going to be
a bachelor for. Well, this weekend we're going to try
and men meant the relationship. We're going to go to
Queenstown for a couple of days, right birthday, for my birthday? Yeah, yeah,
I wonder what she's got me. You know what you
should do when you down you live on rip Kezy.
We're talking about my wife here. Man, you totally have
(50:47):
some respect that is absolutely uncalled for. That's what she'll
be saying when you you are rip. What's the plan tonight?
Makee It's not funny, is it?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
It's not funny?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
That kind is actually top playing tonight mate? Early one
for you? Well, going to go home. I'll let one
rip and then I got a little bit of work
to catch up on since I was I was up
all night and then I needed to have a nap
after I went and did some acting stuff today, so
a little bit of that. I've given up smoking darts,
(51:18):
so I'll probably buy a packet of darts on the
way home. And yeah, we'll see how we go from there,
but i'll let you know tomorrow. Good on your mates, Keezy,
what do you have to your mates?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Go to a comedy show tonight?
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Low? Good stuff.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
I'm gonna go see UK.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
Comedian Rumesh Rangon Nathan, who's pretty damn awesome.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
So with me and the wife. Are we going to
do that?
Speaker 6 (51:39):
And we'll be having a nice dinner together and then
as soon as that's done, I'll be going to bed.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
What are you having for Dindan's not beans? I hope.
Speaker 6 (51:49):
We can't just turn into fart jokes like, no, not beans.
I'm having past her tonight?
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Okay? Nice? Yeah a portmants? No I wish there's nothing
wrong with the portman's.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Pastor telling me brother I invented that.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Yeah, good, well, that sounds quite like a lot of
fun Keysy.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
What are you doing tonight, jas besides doing a massive
one rip?
Speaker 3 (52:09):
I'll do that.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
I'll do that just before I get into my car.
Yeah cool, you know, because I don't like the leading
them ripping my car because you know, then you suffocate yourself.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
And you drown out the smell of the cigarette smoke.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Wow. Sometimes, Yeah, I'm going to go. I'm starving.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
I'm really hungry, so I'm going to eat, then watch
something and probably go to bed.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
It's cool, man, We happy with that. Yeah, it's a
few Dutch avelings on the carbs, no doubt.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Hey, now listen, check out the podcast, check out our Instagram.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Till tomorrow, See you later.