November 18, 2025 • 48 mins
On today's show, Jase has yet another embarrassing on-set moment, Ten-Speed Mogey's in the house and Keyzie has a childlike experience.
RUNTIME:
(00:00) Intro: Keyzie looks WHAT?
(04:02) Metallica are here tomorrow!
(08:18) Bicycle Mogey
(13:00) The Bike Gang
(17:24) TV
(22:55) Intro: The Steamed Hoff
(24:34) Responding to Brekky
(29:04) Hoytey J The Weatherman
(32:23) Keyzie's childlike experience
(38:11) Intro:
(40:46) What's On The Dinner?
(44:45) Pong time!
(47:49) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hot I keep the Big Show show thanks.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
To crape Worthy stream food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome, This is Big Show, Jason hitch Night mind and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh get a your mad Barstard's great have your company
this moody Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
It is the eighteenth of November.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Twenty twenty five and new my friends as always listening
to the Big Show brought to you by Red.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
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redefining the norm so good.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
You know. I had a special treat today, Old Margie
arriving at work on his new bicycle, drenched with rain,
his T shirt pressed against his beautifully sculpted body, his
(01:03):
nipples poking out. God, I thought I loved my job.
Get a Maggie Stallion, get.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
A Hoidy Jizbot, your mad dog there, eh, your six
son of a be I'll tell you what those nipples today,
They were rock Hard, brother, rock Hard.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It was weird too because you had a jacket on
to begin with.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I was just wet, yeah, but then I laid eyes
on YouTube backbones and rock Hard going pretty good today, man,
despite the fact that has been a little bit rainy,
still warm, We're still in summer, and I'm absolutely thrilled
and I'm stoked because I've got my new bicycle fellows.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
We're going to get into that a little bit later, boy,
are we ever? I'm frofling.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, man, Hey, kesykesy hello, with your corderoy jacket.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
There is a mouthful looking very very quiefed and put
together today.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What does queift mean? Ah, you don't know what queathing means.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
That's another word.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You've described me as queafed, queafed, queafed, quiffed. How are
you spelling that?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
C O if if e D.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Means? Very put together? Thanks mate, very sort of nicely
put together because you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Said queaf because you look very queathed as well.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm pretty damn sure I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm just I don't even know what what's queafed.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
If anybody's got any idea out there, please text us
on three four.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Three give us Ring radio. I've got no idea.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, I think Hordy J Has just hit him what
it means. He's just remembered because he said it eight
times and now he knows what it means.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I'd better not be dirty. I want to be fuman.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We are going to analyze the tape. What's coming up
on the show, U Stallion.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Bloody exciting day for us today Fieller's Howdy j Letter
on the show is going to be talking us through
his driving prowess. Is he a team supparrely or park
in front of about thirty people. We can't wait to
hear that story.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Not only that, but you're going to talk us through
an atmospheric river.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Am I?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That is Jason? I thought it at better than you.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
A little bit of weather chat there as well. And look,
I've got my new pushbike Fellers, or as I like
to call it, a bicycle bicycle Mogi, and I just
think it's something that could be a new hobby for us,
the Feelers. You know, we could get out there on
our own push bikes and have a little bicycle gang.
So I'm just gonna have a chat to you about
that coming up.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Next, how good Man.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
In the meantime, he's radiohead.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Creep the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Mattella, you're there on the Radio Hodarchy big show this
miserable Tuesday afternoon in Auckland City. The time is fourteen
minutes past four o'clock. And before we get into bicycle chat, fellas,
I'm imagining a few people out there fizzing about the
Metallica gig tomorrow night, getting prepared as we speak.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Probably, yeah, I I've got to make that's coming up
from the Manuer two with his son and his messes
and a whole bunch of others, and they've had to
get accommodation in Hamilton. My god, wow, because the whole
all of Auckland is just has booked out seemingly, so
there'll be a bit of a pain in the house,
wouldn't it. I offered him to stay at my place,
(04:16):
but he wasn't keen.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Speaking massively jealous by the way of everyone going to Metallica.
I've seen them before, but one of the best, obviously
Billy Joel twenty twenty two, Best concent in My Life
Seeking Best Metallica twenty ten.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Well, I've seen them a couple of times before and
they are unbelievable. I don't know why I haven't got
tickets this time, somebody said, I'm surprised they said there's
still ticket to I sale. I thought it had completely
sold out. So I'm thinking to myself, maybe I'm just
got to get a ticket. I just got to get
a ticket.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It also helps that Beck in the office there right now,
her and Kate are keeting along the Kate two works
in the office. Literally isn't a massive Metallica fan at all,
but was like, I feel like I need to go
see Metallica live. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I'm kind of tempted to do the same, and especially
to take my wife long because she doesn't share my
taste in music. But what my plan has always been
over the last ten years or twelve years is to
take you to see all the bands that I like
live because it always changes her mind. Right, So you
can see them live, it's like, oh, holy shit, these
guys are amazing, So that would be good.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Have you taken her to see Rage against the Machine?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, they haven't been out here since she was probably twelve, so.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, okay, what about Creed? Have you taken it to see?
I've seen Crede a few times. That was how we
got together.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I mean, I'm filthy at myself fellers, because I have
Metallica in the top three.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, bands of all time?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Wow? And who are the other two?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Probably pil Gem and wet leg Right. So yeah, it's
there's just been so much going on. I just just
slipped my mind that Metallica is in town. Massive own
goal from.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Hody j I think we can probably get you. I'll
be pretty to get you a ticket. Show your ticket.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I mean, I'd love to go. I can only afford
one ticket, so I'd be happy to buy you a ticket.
I mean, why don't you do that?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And I'll buy a ticket for your wife and you
can both because I didn't realize how much you loved
Metallica top three. That's like crazy you come. You have
to go. They're probably not going to come back. Absolutely,
you got to go. Just text here on three four
eight three someone's offering up a free double pass for hoody.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
What day are we talking?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yes, Tomorrow night and Thursday as well, damn it, and Friday.
What they're going to be here on Saturday? You're busy
all those days, unbelievably. I am which day are you
not busy?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Next week? Looking pretty good?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, James Hitfield's just texting, of course you know who
that is? Yeah, yeah, who is it?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Well? Do I need to point it out?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah? Obviously the lead singer of Metallica, their front man.
He said, yeah, they happy to do a gig that.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Night next week for j Yet what day.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You name the day?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
He's ready to go.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It's looking pretty grim too, actually, but let us know
if you're going to the Metallica gig, and certainly tomorrow
on the Thursday show, we'll be finding out and getting
reviews as to how it went down.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Fellows, we've got your favorite track from Metallica now, Jason,
Oh great, God is a good one, isn't it? Such
a tune?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
The whod Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodichy.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Who Fighters Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
As I mentioned at the top of the show, it
was quite the site today as Mogi rode in in
his new bicycle absolutely drenched he was, which was quite
an attractive sight, I've got to be honest with you.
But what was even more beautiful was the specimen that
you bought.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Did you buy it last night, Mogi?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I bought it last night.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Man, you say we're having a chat about the fact
that I need to buy a pushbike. I've got a
new office. I don't want to drive into the city anymore.
It costs twelve dollars for a half hour of parking.
Now that's a lot of mone madness. That's madness, keysy madness.
So I had a look online and but boom, there
it was. Man, I remember these ten speeds from back
in the day. I don't even know if anyone has
bikes called ten speeds anymore, but that's what I'll call
(08:13):
back in the day. And they've sort of got it's
a heling ten speed. Now, if you're about forty eight,
forty nine or there or thereabouts, you remember these things.
They've got the hooked front handlebars, which I don't think
exists anymore. And it's just an absolute weapon of a bike.
It has taken me down memory lane. I saw it
(08:34):
on trade Me last night. I paid one hundred and
fifty bucks through I went and picked it up and
the guy said that everything on it is original. Wow,
which suggests to me it's probably a death trap. So
I've got to get some kind of a service done
on it. But Fellers, I've been riding around on it
today and it's an absolute head turner. People love a
man on a pushbike a man on a bicycle.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Can I just say I during the songs before while
Metallica was playing, I went out to the office there
and grabbed a glass of water and I actually took
the healing ten speed for a quick lap. Oh you
did down there and back. The seating position is very
similar to I think it's called the it bike off
an episode of South Park. Ah right, where you were
(09:14):
leaning right forward and the seat is really high. It is,
and your hands are down very low on the old
school handlebars. It was a bit of it was great.
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It gets right up there. Now you're absolutely right, Keysy.
What's happened there is the seat is too high, and
I think the handlebars are too low for me. I'm
going to lower that seat a little bit so I'm
a little bit more straight across and if I want
to get into racing mode. I just dropped my hands
onto that lower bar, you know, I put them right
down there and then I'm off again.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
What I loved because I was sitting in the studio
as you arrived and you cycled past the studio windows there,
it looked like.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
You're in doggie when you were sort of pounding them because.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Your butt was high and because the handlebars are sort
of so low.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
But was really hanging out.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
And you should see me when I sort of if
I'm going up a hill and i have to stand
up on the pedals that I'm going to do to
do to do.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, yeah, so sights to be whole.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
But I was thinking, guys, fowlers, that is, maybe you
guys should get bicycles as well, because I've got a
bicycle and it's pretty cool. But I was thinking to
have all three of us have bicycles and packs as well.
You can have a bicycle.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I don't think packs would see the bicycle. I just
he doesn't give me those vibes.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Then we could all go out and ride our bicycles
around and just sort of hang out and sort of
punch darts and chew gum and you know, throw stones
and old ladies and that you call with that.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Man, you look so cool today. That was one of
the things that went through my mind. I went, could
I could I be out of Mogi's bicycle game because
you've got a bike?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Evn, you're geezy bicycle. I've got a couple of bicycles, yes,
one and don My parents they gifted us their old
mountain bikes with upgraded to E bikes. Oh you know,
future retirees do. So I've got I've got a bicycle.
Yeah you go, My life does as well.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So it's like, what is your bike?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Mine's a mountain bike. It's a bicycle.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
You see. The only is show I have because yours
is built for speed.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm going to be pretty I'm going to have to
struggle to keep that.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I don't know what I should run with.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I know what I mean, because you're not very good
on a bike, are you?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Have you thought of getting a tricycle? Oh they're smart,
like one of those little plastic blue, yellow and red
ones that the kids use, you know the ones?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, a rally twenty you remember those, Yeah,
a rally.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Twenty Yeah yeah. We used to call them rallies as well,
the Ralay twenty.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Because I definitely want to be part of the bicycle gang,
the show bicycle gang.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
You could get an HX five hundred. There's a a
that was a BMX Oh was it?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah. Why do you get something from your ear though?
Like a penny farthing or something or a horse?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Tune in on.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Radio Green Day.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
The time is four thirty eight. We're talking bicycles.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
That's right, fellas. I've got myself what was probably close
to a forty five year old ten speeder healing ten speed,
and I've got it so that I can get around
to work and all that sort of stuff. I don't
have to be in a car anymore and fine parks
and get absolutely robbed. And we're having a chat. We
thought maybe we should start a bicycle gain.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Well, the thing I like about this is I already
have a bicycle. It's a mountain bike. Ye, my dad
gave it to me. It says old one. And what
I was picturing is, Jace, if you got a bicycle
whatever it might be, you know, and sert joke here
if you want, I'm not going down. I'm above that.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Well you did suggest a penny farmer, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well, I mean and then a horse probably for me,
more of a pony or something, wouldn't it.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, it happened these little ones. It need to be at.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What I was thinking was because you live way out west.
It's really far out west, so you could leave, you know,
first for work on your bicycle, come past my house,
which is sort of just on the you know, just
on the cusp of the city, but sort of west.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I guess you'd say, Yeah, I worry about getting mugged there,
but anyway, Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Then you come up. You picked me up. I'll hop
on my mountain bike. Yes, and then we ride down
the Western Motorway. We stop at Pugs's house pick him
up in Mount Eden. He hops on his bicycle, maybe
a BMX or a tricycle whatever, probably a unicycle. Yeah,
it's sort of wacky thing Pugs would And then we
then ride to Mogi's house and then we all ride
into work together. Yeah. That's a hospite, I'll be keen.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah it sounds good.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I'm still no clearer because I've been on the interweb
just looking at bikes and stuff and what would suit me,
and I'm still no clear of fellows and what I.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Can use well, three four eight three, if you got
any ideas for a bike for Hardy J and Pugsand
the other thing we've got to work out is what's
the name of our gang going to be, Because we
had a motorcycle gang you and I. J's called the
Harey Scrots. Yes, I don't know if that's transferable here.
If we've got to go with another name for well.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You've had your scrots laser, so it doesn't it doesn't
apply any You've got Why do we name it.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Something that's not to do with testicles? Have you ever
thought about that?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
No, well, we don't have to. Everything has to be
named after genitals. And then of course we need our
tough guy nicknames as well. I've got one that's come
through here three four eight three, which is ten Speed Mogi.
Ten Speed Mogi. Yeah, so that's got a real ring
to it.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I like that. But then Jason's already got a nickname,
which is too Stroke Hoyd. But that makes people think
that he's riding a dirt bike. No, but really it's
that he doesn't wipe his bum prop. Yeah, well exactly.
We need that to be very clear too, spoke.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah. I like it.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Also, you know, we could get some sort of big show.
We a bicycle game insignia.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Oh no, you know what I mean, like a.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Little pet.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
For a bicycle.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Then come on you and take it off over our
dead bodies keys, that's what we'll tell them.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, pedal to the middle. That's good.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
And what's out like our motto, like our moto going
to be you know a little catchphrase. Oh, there's so
many good ones, doesn't there?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah? Yeah, something about tires? My wife? What about that?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Speaking of your wife, may I mean to ask this?
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Is she concerned about me now living a life of crime?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I am healing tends.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
More your age, and you're on a bicycle.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
She wants me to wear a helmet? Yeah, one hundred
I agree. Yeah, I know I agree as well. But
how do you get a helmet? There's no helmet that
doesn't make you look real cool? So how cool do
I want to look? I guess that's a question.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yes, God, there's so many questions.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
So I didn't realize there was so much admin in
terms of forming a bicycle gang.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
One hundred percent there is. And the other thing terms
were going to figure out where all the other bicycle
gang territories are yea, so we can get our pat yes,
you know, and then that's sort of our neck of
the woods. Do you like popping wheelies? Causey me, yeah, mate,
hell yeah, I love popping wheelies. This is going to
be it's going to be sick.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Jason the sound God the.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
On Radio Holky.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Beautiful queen there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
The time is four point fifty three. Let's talk TV.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I'm halfway through it, fellows, but I'm watching a documentary
called Nature Boy Nate Rick Flair, Rick Flair Baby. It's
an ESPN thirty for thirty, those great documentaries, but this
one is an hour and a half long. It's not
thirty minutes. Yeah, roughly halfway through. It's about he is
one of the great wrestlers, sort of came into his
own in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
And was just sort of a weapon all the way through.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
He projected a lifestyle of you know, being super rich
and flashy and wearing these really fancy sort of cloaks
and flying and planes and driving limousines and having heaps.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Of hot checks. Now he was gorgeous as he was
gorgeous exactly.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
He's this great looking guy and everybody, everybody wants to
be him and blah blah blah. Well he was married
with a kid at the time, but he felt like
he should live the lifestyle. So that's what he did,
and he had zero regrets. Really great stuff watching somebody
who's just got no moral compass whatsoever, and managed to
(17:55):
get to the top and was hugely famous even though
he wasn't in the WWF. The WWF. The WWE back
in the day was like more of a family focus
to get the kids sort of thing, whereas Rick Flear
was over in nWo or something no way out yeah,
something else. It was w c W maybe to sat
with and that was more just men just losing men
(18:16):
that wanted to see fighting of a certain type. It's
a very very good documentary. It's I'm pretty sure Disney,
I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Just another way of life. He
isn't out there character, very entertaining. How many busiest so
far I'm going.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
For busy Wow? Yeah, really good?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
What's it?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Called nature Boy, Nature Boy. Okay, you're gonna watch it?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
So this came up yesterday? Why don't you watch the
Ben Stokes documentary Mike recommended four and a half years ago.
Why don't you excuse me?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
See I have watched it.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Have you actually?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yes? Really? Yes?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
How many episodes was it?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I can't remember. It was just just the It's just
the one thing.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
So you ever watched it?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I've watched it, man, and boy, oh boy, I'm glad
you recommended it to me.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know he was born in New Zealand. Yes, I did, unbelie.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
I finished off watching the Beast in me.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh, yes, pretty good.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
It holds up good ending. Well, you know, a predictable ending.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I guess you are a real three busy vibe out
of this um.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
And there's some very good writing in it.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
And yes, at times it's predictable, and you know, those
sort of thriller type things can get very predictable. But
you know clear Danes, who I'm still on the fence
about a little bit as an actor, I am.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Sometimes he's a bit over.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
The top, but anyway, I'll stick with my initial prognosis
of three point two buzzies.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Out of five? Where did you watch that?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Netflix?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Right? Okay, I'll watched an so last night TV and
zaid Plus we're sort of rummaging around trying to find
something to watch. You know, do you want to watch Educators?
Are not really not in the mood for it. Do
you want to watch the British sitcom we've been watching
here we go, not in the mood for that either.
We ended up just watching Love It or List It
on tvN's head. We got halfway through the episode where
(20:18):
they sort of they told you about the house and
whether they should keep it and do it up or
list it. And so they took us to another house.
And then I looked over and my wife was like
really tired, and so I was, oh, they'll probably do
for tonight. I was like, yeah, so we went to bed.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Did you tack her in? Did you put her into
bed and tuck her in and easy?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Did you put her into bed?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Get a little face cloth and wash your face before
she nodded off there?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
And are you making out that my wife as a child.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
We they just that she was very sleepy and that
you I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Envisaging, Yeah, that you lifted her off the couch and
she just nestled into your busies and then you took
it to bed and put her in bed and put
the doon and.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, well no I didn't because it's really hard to
get her up onto the top bunk, which is where
she sleeps, and I'm on the.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Bottom bat How are you now? Listen?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I give it three busies out of five, by the way.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
But putting her to bed all the show, it'll putting
my wife to bed. The love it a listen man
plenty coming up after five o'clock and.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Absolutely outrageous comments from the Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh yeah, that's bullshit.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
By the way, The hdiche Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy tune in week days at four on Radio
hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon.
You are, in fact at the stage listening to the
Big Show. Brought you both Rebuke.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Here crave withy street food freshly made with Reberg year Reburger.
Is that all good with you guys?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Or again please keep really?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh my god, so long read.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
It seems like David Hesselhoff, you remember that video of
herm and his daughter record and when he had had
too much to drink responsibly and he was eating a burger.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
In the hotel.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yeah, it reminds me of that, Yeah Steam David Hasselhof.
Actually it might be.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It could be that's I mean, I don't know where
post gets to the audio. Those these are real people from.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yes, because they're actual Vox pops, aren't they. They're actual
real people.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
The pops of Vox Yeah or Voice Yeah, one hundred percent.
By the way, if you just joined us, Mogi's got
a new bicycle, Yes, I do. Head to the Hockey
Big Shows Instagram page if you want to have a
look at it. It's a sweet new ten speed. When
I say new, I mean it's forty years old. But
we're thinking of starting a bicycle gang. Jase doesn't have
a bicycle yet, needs ideas for what kind of bicycle
(22:53):
should get. Also a name for the gang. I've had
plenty of great suggestions coming through on three four eight three,
keep them coming. Get yourself on the drawer for a
fifty about you.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yeah, beautiful mate. In the meantime, here's Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
The Hierarchy. Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Radio Incubus there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Fell As. We have teamed up with the Great New
Zealanders at Movember to support November, and we're going to
do it by firing up the Old Hurdarcky Swingers Club,
which is our basically golf fraternity fraternity. We are looking
for two listeners to come and join Team Big Show
to play with Jason and I going up against Jeremy
Welles and Minight Stuart on Team Brickey. They are looking
(23:40):
for two punters as well. If you keen to enter,
hit Tohodaky dot co dot nz and tell us which
team you'd like to be on Team Bricky or Team
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, just on that front, Kesey, I believe the Breakfast
Show this morning Mogi was talking a bit of smack
about that.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I heard that, man. It was shocking, Yeah, absolutely shocking.
I've got POGs to pull the audio because I was few.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
It doesn't supportive means mental health, but what we're going
to do to the Big Show's mental health will sit
them back.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Well, it means mental health on the whole back one hundred.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Years has anyone signed up to be in the team yet?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
No, But.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
I'd love to know the amount of entries that are
wanting to be in our team, and then the amount
of entries who want to be on the Big Show's team.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I'll be fascinated to know. I'd be interested to know
that as well, if people are.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Actually signing up to go at the Big Show, because
there's got to be some consequences of who losers.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, there has to be.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
I think the geez, should we put the show on
the line again, Let's do that.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yes, won't be happy. Let's do that. Wait, let's I reckon,
Let's put it to the Big Show next week?
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Yeah, okay, because yeah, they're going to have a fit
if they that, probably they'll probably rig their bloody entries.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
If they they were drawing the drawer, Yeah, they're drawing
the drawer.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Why are they drawing that? This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I'll tell you what fellas Ole Manias talks a big game,
doesn't he, And he's the most shocking golfer of all
of us.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Well that's the thing for yellers.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Of course, it'll be interesting to see what happens this
time around, because you're going to have another couple of
players with you. Last time, I think you made the
mistake when earlier this year it was a big show
versus Breakfast, the two of you played against Jerry and Mania,
and my feeling was that you should have added your
total scores together on each team and then you would
then you would know who the real winner was. But
(25:29):
instead it was some other thing Ambrose, and I think
the two of you, you know, Jerry, I think Mania
is worse than Jerry is good, if you know what
I mean. So I think the two of you will
sit around about the same score.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Give will take. Jerry will have a good score, but
Mania will have a shocking score.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Cheat.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Though You're going to remember that, absolutely cheat, and that's
the part you're going to keep an eye. But I
was thinking though, because Ambrose is where we like, let's
say it to me and you again, Jason, which it
will be you take the best shots, right, yes, and
so when I can drive the ball straight, we take
that shot and that's really good. And then Jase, you're
great with your irons. Your putting's a bit iffye, but
my chippings are fee but you know, so that's what
(26:08):
it was last time. Yeah, I got hammered. I think, no,
we didn't get hammered. Well, I down, we got beaten
by quite a lot. But I feel like I can.
I feel like I can, you know.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
But here's the interesting thing.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
They threw the gauntlet down and said, I'd be very
interested in the numbers of people that want to, you know,
play with the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
And I believe we have the numbers.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Felus, we do have the numbers. And the official split
is seventy percent of entries wanted to be on Team
Big Show, and at the beginning of the competition it
was ninety percent, right, So I guess shove that up,
you b Yeah, I don't know you that's good. Maybe
it is.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
You know, you got a whole bunch of golfers out
there that really want to help the Big Show stick
it to Breakfast, and that can only be a good thing.
But I guess, I guess. My question is how are
the winners chosen here? Because if we're allowed to have
any kind of saying it, or Breakfast is allowed to
have any kind of saying that, there's always going.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
To be room for argument. Yeah, and you know you.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Want it to be an undeniable Well, if this is
what's going to happen, and we're putting the show on
the line again.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I don't know if I want to so this is square.
I don't I don't know if I want to put
us doing the Breakfast Show or vice versa if we
lose or win.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I know what that fellows, what bring it?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I say, bring it on as well, But I just
add the scores together. But just you guys and leave
the other fellows out of it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well, we're gonna have to figure it out. But if
you're keen to join us internew at Hodaky dot co
dot in z, tell us which team you'd like to
be a part of. This is happening wind Ross Farm
golf Course in South Aukland, Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
In the meantime, He's Guns.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Roses The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Billie Idol There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time twenty seven minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Hey Jays, Yes, Keezy, what's an atmospheric river. It's a
good question, man, it says I've been reading a lot
about it in the news only there's an atmospheric river
coming and it's gonna make everything hot and moist.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
It's a really good question, Keezy. I've been thinking about
it a great deal to be honest with.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You, really about the atmospheric river. Yes, Like how much
have you been thinking about it?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Quite a lot. Man has been tapping away on a
little olivetti.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's a typewriter. By the way.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
An atmospheric river, Keezy, is a long, narrow and concentrated
corridor of moving air which is in the atmosphere that
transports huge amounts of water vapor thus year moisteness from
tropical or subtropical regions to higher latitudes.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Wow, how do you know that?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
It was something I was interested in as a kid.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
These people often refer to them as like rivers in
the sky.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Do they Yes, And they're a crucial part of the
Earth's water cycle.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
You can also be associated with extreme weather events wowsers.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And there's something you've been interested in since you're a kid.
That's good.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Since I was knee high to.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
What is it grasshoppers?
Speaker 5 (29:32):
So recently then, right, because of course that the same
atmosphere river.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It only came about ninety ninety eight, Yes.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Funnily enough, nineteen ninety four, I wrote a poem called
atmospheric River.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Oh have you got it? There?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Not on me?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Right? Did you coin the phrase?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I think I might have?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yes, did you coin it?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I coined it? But my atmospheric river was different from
your literal, Oh, atmospheric river, all right?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Was yours? Like there's more to do with yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
You know what I'm saying, my atmospheric river.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Sweet well, thank thanks for clearing it up.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I just knew because I'm reading so much about it,
and I knew some of New Zealanders'll be wondering the
same thing, like what is an atmosphere river?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, And I knew that I could ask old Hoidy
j and you'd explain it and also claim its invention
as well. So yeah, yeah, number one.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
That's right, feels if you want, I can bring in
that poem tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Okay, I'll sit a reminder.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
The whole archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Radio A Smashing Pumpkins Here on the Radio Hodaki Big
Show this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
The time is five thirty nine.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Fellas today, I had an experience and I haven't had
since I was a kid, and it sent me right
back there. You know.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah nice.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I was in town having lunch. I had a lot
too before I got this morning. I woke up. I
was like, you know what, I need to be better
at hydrating in the morning. So I drank probably five
glasses of water. Yeah, you guys have a drink that's yeah, yes,
jeez Jay, you sound like you could use one. I
had about five glasses of water over about an hour.
I had a cup of coffee, you know, I did
(31:34):
weeze or whatever, call me, and then we went out
to a cafe, had lunch, very nice, had another drink,
had a smoothie.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
No, ye're nice.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
It was like a beery sort of banana with a
bit of coconut and honey, and it was very very nice.
But then I realized I needed to do wheeze again,
like really bad wheeze. I was like, I'm busting here.
I went to go use a toilet and there was
someone in there and I waited for a bit and
it was taking away too long, and I was like,
I'm just going to drive home because I was going
(32:02):
home anyway. I went to drive home. Heaps of traffic,
heaps of red lights. I was, yeah, I was contemplating
pulling over. However, I was like, no, I can do this.
I can. I'm a grown man. I can get home
and I can wait until i'm you know. It took
freaking every red light, every red light, every car I
got behind was going twenty kilometers under the speed limit.
(32:24):
It was infuriating. I had road rage. Finally got home,
I was like, I just go in the garden and
I was like, no, I want to. You made it
this far. Let's go. Let's go see a the deal
at the old the old Wiz Palace inside there. So
finally I locked the door, but by this stage it
was so bad. I was hunched over.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Were you sleeping?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I wasn't seeping, but are you weeping? I did No,
I wasn't. I wasn't crying. But I had to do
something I haven't done since I was a kid. Do
you remember what you do when you were a kid
and you were really busting to go? Whease you hold
you downstairs, you hold you down.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Stairs, squeeze your massive helmet.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, this is when I was. I had a massive helmet.
But it's literally and for females, they might not know this,
but it was something that just instinctively I did and
haven't done since I was like nine or something. Squeeze
it and you squeeze it like the hose, the garden hose. Yes,
if I could put a kink it, I would you
fold it? You do in a half?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, you're right. See I just sort of grabbed it
and squeezed it right ran to the toilet, and it
was like it was amazing relief. But I was just like,
I have never been that busting for a Wii since
I was like nine, and I don't want to experience
it again.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Did you have the scenario when you've been hanging on
like that by the skin of your teeth.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I wasn't holding on by my teeth.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
That When you finally get to the point of urinating,
these are big pause, you know, because you've been holding
on for so long, and then there's this weird sort
of twenty second gap of nothing because maybe mentally your
brain's gone, no, I can't yet, I can't yet, and
it takes a whild or one lot you're right right
(34:01):
before it goes.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Can I just nemb just say no? Can I just say,
any men out there, make sure you get your prostate
check regularly. Yeah, I've just liked to take this moment
to say go and get that check regularly. Yeah. I
know that didn't happen to me. Jas. She was all
out and it was intense pressure.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Well, hang on, I want to put this out here again,
if there's any other men that this has happened to
me when I was like a young fellow and you've
been holding on for so long and when you finally
go to go, it takes a while to happen.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Surely haven't men of experienced.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
That sounds like it's you on your own again. I
did pick up on one thing there, Casey. You see
your rustion into the toilet and you locked the door?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Did I?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Yeeah?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Did I say I locked the door?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Door?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
No, that it was kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, why did you lock the door? I don't know.
I just didn't want to cut people to come in
while I was volnies, you know, and also I didn't
know how long I was going to be in there.
Are you suggesting that? No, that's I don't even remember
saying I locked the door. You are you sure I
said that?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
So you grabbed your massive helmet, ran into the bathroom
and locked the door.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
And it was a massive relief and.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
There was a big you were so relaxed afterwards.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Is that what you're saying, Giezy?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Is this David? Is this David? Dobbyin God? I love
this song, this song. This reminds me of being a
kid man. I used to love this stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
For the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Thank you, thank you very much. Good night Nirvana.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening.
The time is five point fifty seven after six o'clock.
I had to parallel park in front of about thirty
fellows today, boys, and I'll tell you what that was,
what that was like for old Hoidy Jay.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Also, what's on the dinner with me? Keezy?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
That's right, don't start it again, Oh God, that's right.
If you want a fifty dollars burger voucher, text through
what you are having for dinner on three four eight
three along with your name as well, and we will
read those out after sex and hopefully dish out some vouchers.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Good the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Ich, Welcome back in Messive Backbones. You are listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
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Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, I guess so effective.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, so I'll play it again? Eh ready? Three two one?
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Sorry? Oh what, I'm confused. I'm so confused.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I had a very random meal last night.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
You were saying it was a shocking what did you eat? Man?
Because you were so who was cooking it?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
My wife here, and I always know because.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
But you're saying it was pretty good for her though
that terrible and general an edible, but for her.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
And I was like, wow, that's a fence. Maggie was
in tears.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Anyway, So I walked in and, uh, this crap, Hello darling,
how was your day?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Good Jesus? And then she said, I don't know what
I was thinking for dinner. It's very random.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
And what exactly was it? How can it be random? Well?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
It was a stuffed potato.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Just one one had good one each where was it
stuffed in the potato?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Was it one of those ones that they cut open
the top and then stuff it in there or is
it one of those ones that they've sort of almost
turned inside out.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Well, she baked it and then scooped it out and
then added a bit.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Of cheese and a jacket potato.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Just a baked potato, baked potato jacket.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Where's the jacket? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
And she'd bought this like pork belly, but not not
like a slab of pork belly, just like this weird
pork belly and a weird.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Sauce portmant It wasn't Portman's, but it almost. And it
just was bubbling away in the oven there.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It's weird because I always buy my pork belly and
a slab.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Well you do generally, you slide a pig and a
sort of salad. And it was just a stuffed potato
with this random belly pork belly and a strange sauce
and a salad.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Was it good?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Though?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
I loved it?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Hey? Three four eight, three years ill? What did you
have for doing? What are you having for dinner tonight?
Give us a text and you could win a fifty
dollars reburg avoucher.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
It's definite living.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
The hiarchy. Big Show Week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Hodky clatched there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
But right now it's time for.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's on the dinner
with me? Ki Me? It's right the segment where you
texted what you're having for dinner and while I read
it out and then Jason Mike sort of discuss it.
It's great. And if you text three on three for
three you go on the drawer for a fifty reburger voucher.
(39:18):
Heaps a text here, feelers get a guys. Morty here,
Oh wow, Morty here from that show Rick and Morty. Yeah,
have you heard that show? Jason? I have ah having
lamb wraps with some cheese stuffed mushrooms.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Oh yeah, I like a cheese stuff mushroom. Just just
on that. By the way, my wife makes a very
good cheese stuff mushroom. It's got a bit of sour
cream in there too. There's there's a real concoction and
some pancoa bread crumble.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
It's bloody beautiful.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Your big field you had a big mushroom.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Yeah, you need a big field.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Little button mushroom, that.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Mushroom. You need a big flappy Field, mushroom chaitake it man,
I'll be keen delicious. That us a bit of crack pepper,
bit of lemon zest.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Good day, guys, Charlie here, Charlie Chaplain, Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory. Jace, Charlie Brown, Jace, Charlie sheen.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Ah Nah, it was Charlie Brown. Gooday, guys, Charlie Brown.
Here for dinner, I'm having beef burritos with rice, cheese
and sour cream.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Cheers to the misso for whipping it up. It's a classic.
It's a classic Li burrito with the rice. I don't
understand the rice. I don't like when you get a
burrito and it's got rice in it. I am against
that man from me.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
That sounds right up your alley, Keezy, what a burrito? Yes, burrito,
right up key's alley.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
That sounds like something that you would be howling into
and have for dinner the next night as well.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Well. I don't know where this.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Because you always have leftovers and the next night.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
There's a terrible rumor. Get a guys, adulf here.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Heitler Smith Smith Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
According to the text, Schnitzel and Cabbage for dinner tonight cheers.
Oh really, but a German cabbage?
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Can I reintro can I reintroduce the mushroom here?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Allowed me to reintroduce myself.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
A thinly cut snitzel that's heavily crumbed with a really
nice mushroom sauce.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Really, yes, very partial.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I have a habit to go with a lemon and
the Schnitzkys have a habit of not having a schnitz
because I don't like them.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
My wife loves a schnitz with lemon juice on it.
I like my mom My Mom, I love my mom.
Breaking news. He likes his mom. Oh my god, how
do you?
Speaker 4 (42:02):
How do you like your snits?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I'm not gonna say Bogie's gonna make fun of me
from liking my march.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
I'll tell you what's really nice with the schnitz Yes, please.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
But white bread, butter, a bit of muss hot mustard,
bit of aoli chap your snits in there and like
a salmon snitty sami.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, but just quickly on my mum and her snitzel. Yes,
she stuffs it with cheese and ham. Yes, And he
crumbs it and then makes mushroom sauce and it is amazing.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yeah, no, that's that's right up my alley.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Actually, well my mum's schnitzel.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yes, the Hichy Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Is indeed good shod there on the radio. Ho Donkey
Big Show. This wet and moist Tuesday evening. Hey, speaking
of wet and moist, have you feels heard of kiwi Pong?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Of course we've heard of kievy Pong. Jason been involved
with the World Series of kievy Pong for six years now. Yes,
so'd be weird if we hadn't heard of it.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's fair point.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Keysy. Did it take a break last year? Keezy Man,
I can't remember. I think it did. Yeah, I think
it did. It had a little bit of a break,
which is a bloody disappointment. It was a shame not
to have it on the sporting calendar. It's right up there.
As far as I'm concerned with a T twenty World Cup. Yes,
if you are interested kiey pong, beer pong, whatever you
want to call it, we are having a world series.
(43:32):
Thanks to Sober they've put up a grand prize of
over ten thousand dollars this year is ten thousand and
six dollars. How good?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
So is it going to be a cash again like
they did the other time?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I hope.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
So there's something about it turned me on. I'll be honest.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
When the Fowlers won at the last time and they
literally had a suitcase of cash.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Really, you got horny from there.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
I got horny.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I went home and I was going to make love,
but my wife wasn't there, so I did what I
needed to do.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Hey, you a big shout out to Sobier. He'll be stoked.
I've come on board with us. Here special gums you
take after a night out, you'll wake up fresh the
next day. It's happening Saturday and November twenty ninth, so
not too far off. Listen two weeks away Switchhop, Brew
Kitchen and Auckland. All the team slots are officially booked out.
The last two slots are only available to be one
at hoduck you dot co dot in Zenza, Grab a teammate,
(44:23):
think of a name and head to our website.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
Now I'm wondering. Sorry, Jason, please, hey, please, I'm wondering.
You know I haven't got a team spot keys here.
I know you have in the last two spots. Team
spots are available there on the Hodechi Dot cod Or
and Zenda. As you say, am I allowed to go
down and watch because me and Jays love watching the
beer pong, so we allowed to go down there as
spectators and we are your support crew.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, I mean you sure you can chat kee Keezy
keys has to be fair. I am also along with
the night, I think we're m seeing the event and playing.
So if you guys were down there, you could do
the MC instead, and then I can just on what
day was the Saturday, the twenty ninth of November.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Just looking at the calendar, the he you Keezy what
as you mentioned you and Mania and are a team?
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Have you been practicing?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
No? I mean if we were really keen to win
this thing, yeah maybe. But if I was to say
to Minia, hey, man, do you want to practice for
the Kiwi Pong tournament? Probably called me a wanker.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Well, when you say yes, and then you'd arrange a
date to go there, and then on the morning that
you're going to go and practice, he'd call you up
and say, actually, now I can't make it it.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
He'd probably say I'm busy, sorry, man, I'm out. Yeah,
sweet as We're just down here with mckeey pong balls
there ready to go, but but hey, make sure you
do hit dot cot and Zied, grab a partner, think
of a team name, dress up and I'll see you
down at sweat Shop for the World Series of Kiwi Pong.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
There you go, your mass.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
That's the big show done and dusted this Tuesday evening and.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
The podcast outtro today. What do we chat about? I
can't remember? Well, what's the clip there?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Keezy? I believe Jason you chatted about breaking the law,
but then you assured us that it was just a
hypotheta question.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Oh yeah, okay, here's.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
A clip of the podcast comes out at seventh thirty tonight.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Can I ask you a question on that front? Is
it okay?
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Oh? God, no, it's not, and you know it's not.
But carry on, like.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
If your family gets a prescription for something.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Yeah, look, there's nothing. I'll be talking about it on
here jays or on podcasts.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Right. I certainly wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
I wouldn't condone it. I was just trying to get
your guys.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
It's illegal.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Why I imagine why us fingers crossed get your guys
view on it.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
A packet of.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Hey, why Maggie, I'm a little bit concerned. It's passing
down out.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
This is the thing about you know, having a healing
ten speed. Do you just get in between the rain drops.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
It's a very edgile, right, it's a very slim bar
is sweek. So what I do is I get down
on those well a handlebars. Rain can't catch me.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
By the way, we're chatting about Mgie's new bicycle. If
you want to see a photo of it, check out
the Hockey Big Sure Instagram account.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
I'm going to start practicing my wheelies as well, popping
some wheelies. The wheelies a wheel stands.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Well, will you grew up a whelly when I grew
up with a burnout right on a motorbike, Yeah, But
if you're on a bicycle that was a wheel stands.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
I think it's regional because when I grew up on
a bicycle, it was a wheelie. But then I'd find
later in life people are like, no, that's a wheel stand,
So that might be where you come from. I might
be able to spend eight breaks on that tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Where I came from, it was called a stiffy.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
What was the old when you pop it up?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah, you pop it up?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, but this is we're talking about with a bike. Yeah, yeah,
you pick the stiffy. Stiffy right, doesn't really so you'd
be going past every but oh look at Hody Jay.
That's awesome stuff.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
Yeah, yeah, totally, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Hey, what are you having for dinner tonight? Man?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
He heard himself trying to pull a stuffy good question?
What is for dinner to night? Beef stiff?
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I'm sorry that I let my wife. No, please do it? Okay?
Speaker 4 (48:31):
Is a beef cut really thin?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
No,
The hot I keep the Big Show show thanks.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
To crape Worthy stream food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome, This is Big Show, Jason hitch Night mind and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh get a your mad Barstard's great have your company
this moody Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
It is the eighteenth of November.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
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to the Big Show brought to you by Red.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
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Speaker 3 (00:42):
You know. I had a special treat today, Old Margie
arriving at work on his new bicycle, drenched with rain,
his T shirt pressed against his beautifully sculpted body, his
(01:03):
nipples poking out. God, I thought I loved my job.
Get a Maggie Stallion, get.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
A Hoidy Jizbot, your mad dog there, eh, your six
son of a be I'll tell you what those nipples today,
They were rock Hard, brother, rock Hard.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It was weird too because you had a jacket on
to begin with.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I was just wet, yeah, but then I laid eyes
on YouTube backbones and rock Hard going pretty good today, man,
despite the fact that has been a little bit rainy,
still warm, We're still in summer, and I'm absolutely thrilled
and I'm stoked because I've got my new bicycle fellows.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
We're going to get into that a little bit later, boy,
are we ever? I'm frofling.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, man, Hey, kesykesy hello, with your corderoy jacket.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
There is a mouthful looking very very quiefed and put
together today.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What does queift mean? Ah, you don't know what queathing means.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
That's another word.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You've described me as queafed, queafed, queafed, quiffed. How are
you spelling that?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
C O if if e D.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Means? Very put together? Thanks mate, very sort of nicely
put together because you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Said queaf because you look very queathed as well.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm pretty damn sure I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm just I don't even know what what's queafed.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
If anybody's got any idea out there, please text us
on three four.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Three give us Ring radio. I've got no idea.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, I think Hordy J Has just hit him what
it means. He's just remembered because he said it eight
times and now he knows what it means.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I'd better not be dirty. I want to be fuman.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We are going to analyze the tape. What's coming up
on the show, U Stallion.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Bloody exciting day for us today Fieller's Howdy j Letter
on the show is going to be talking us through
his driving prowess. Is he a team supparrely or park
in front of about thirty people. We can't wait to
hear that story.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Not only that, but you're going to talk us through
an atmospheric river.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Am I?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That is Jason? I thought it at better than you.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
A little bit of weather chat there as well. And look,
I've got my new pushbike Fellers, or as I like
to call it, a bicycle bicycle Mogi, and I just
think it's something that could be a new hobby for us,
the Feelers. You know, we could get out there on
our own push bikes and have a little bicycle gang.
So I'm just gonna have a chat to you about
that coming up.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Next, how good Man.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
In the meantime, he's radiohead.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Creep the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Mattella, you're there on the Radio Hodarchy big show this
miserable Tuesday afternoon in Auckland City. The time is fourteen
minutes past four o'clock. And before we get into bicycle chat, fellas,
I'm imagining a few people out there fizzing about the
Metallica gig tomorrow night, getting prepared as we speak.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Probably, yeah, I I've got to make that's coming up
from the Manuer two with his son and his messes
and a whole bunch of others, and they've had to
get accommodation in Hamilton. My god, wow, because the whole
all of Auckland is just has booked out seemingly, so
there'll be a bit of a pain in the house,
wouldn't it. I offered him to stay at my place,
(04:16):
but he wasn't keen.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Speaking massively jealous by the way of everyone going to Metallica.
I've seen them before, but one of the best, obviously
Billy Joel twenty twenty two, Best concent in My Life
Seeking Best Metallica twenty ten.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Well, I've seen them a couple of times before and
they are unbelievable. I don't know why I haven't got
tickets this time, somebody said, I'm surprised they said there's
still ticket to I sale. I thought it had completely
sold out. So I'm thinking to myself, maybe I'm just
got to get a ticket. I just got to get
a ticket.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It also helps that Beck in the office there right now,
her and Kate are keeting along the Kate two works
in the office. Literally isn't a massive Metallica fan at all,
but was like, I feel like I need to go
see Metallica live. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I'm kind of tempted to do the same, and especially
to take my wife long because she doesn't share my
taste in music. But what my plan has always been
over the last ten years or twelve years is to
take you to see all the bands that I like
live because it always changes her mind. Right, So you
can see them live, it's like, oh, holy shit, these
guys are amazing, So that would be good.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Have you taken her to see Rage against the Machine?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, they haven't been out here since she was probably twelve, so.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, okay, what about Creed? Have you taken it to see?
I've seen Crede a few times. That was how we
got together.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I mean, I'm filthy at myself fellers, because I have
Metallica in the top three.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, bands of all time?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Wow? And who are the other two?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Probably pil Gem and wet leg Right. So yeah, it's
there's just been so much going on. I just just
slipped my mind that Metallica is in town. Massive own
goal from.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Hody j I think we can probably get you. I'll
be pretty to get you a ticket. Show your ticket.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I mean, I'd love to go. I can only afford
one ticket, so I'd be happy to buy you a ticket.
I mean, why don't you do that?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And I'll buy a ticket for your wife and you
can both because I didn't realize how much you loved
Metallica top three. That's like crazy you come. You have
to go. They're probably not going to come back. Absolutely,
you got to go. Just text here on three four
eight three someone's offering up a free double pass for hoody.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
What day are we talking?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yes, Tomorrow night and Thursday as well, damn it, and Friday.
What they're going to be here on Saturday? You're busy
all those days, unbelievably. I am which day are you
not busy?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Next week? Looking pretty good?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, James Hitfield's just texting, of course you know who
that is? Yeah, yeah, who is it?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Well? Do I need to point it out?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah? Obviously the lead singer of Metallica, their front man.
He said, yeah, they happy to do a gig that.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Night next week for j Yet what day.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You name the day?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
He's ready to go.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It's looking pretty grim too, actually, but let us know
if you're going to the Metallica gig, and certainly tomorrow
on the Thursday show, we'll be finding out and getting
reviews as to how it went down.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Fellows, we've got your favorite track from Metallica now, Jason,
Oh great, God is a good one, isn't it? Such
a tune?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
The whod Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodichy.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Who Fighters Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
As I mentioned at the top of the show, it
was quite the site today as Mogi rode in in
his new bicycle absolutely drenched he was, which was quite
an attractive sight, I've got to be honest with you.
But what was even more beautiful was the specimen that
you bought.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Did you buy it last night, Mogi?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I bought it last night.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Man, you say we're having a chat about the fact
that I need to buy a pushbike. I've got a
new office. I don't want to drive into the city anymore.
It costs twelve dollars for a half hour of parking.
Now that's a lot of mone madness. That's madness, keysy madness.
So I had a look online and but boom, there
it was. Man, I remember these ten speeds from back
in the day. I don't even know if anyone has
bikes called ten speeds anymore, but that's what I'll call
(08:13):
back in the day. And they've sort of got it's
a heling ten speed. Now, if you're about forty eight,
forty nine or there or thereabouts, you remember these things.
They've got the hooked front handlebars, which I don't think
exists anymore. And it's just an absolute weapon of a bike.
It has taken me down memory lane. I saw it
(08:34):
on trade Me last night. I paid one hundred and
fifty bucks through I went and picked it up and
the guy said that everything on it is original. Wow,
which suggests to me it's probably a death trap. So
I've got to get some kind of a service done
on it. But Fellers, I've been riding around on it
today and it's an absolute head turner. People love a
man on a pushbike a man on a bicycle.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Can I just say I during the songs before while
Metallica was playing, I went out to the office there
and grabbed a glass of water and I actually took
the healing ten speed for a quick lap. Oh you
did down there and back. The seating position is very
similar to I think it's called the it bike off
an episode of South Park. Ah right, where you were
(09:14):
leaning right forward and the seat is really high. It is,
and your hands are down very low on the old
school handlebars. It was a bit of it was great.
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It gets right up there. Now you're absolutely right, Keysy.
What's happened there is the seat is too high, and
I think the handlebars are too low for me. I'm
going to lower that seat a little bit so I'm
a little bit more straight across and if I want
to get into racing mode. I just dropped my hands
onto that lower bar, you know, I put them right
down there and then I'm off again.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
What I loved because I was sitting in the studio
as you arrived and you cycled past the studio windows there,
it looked like.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
You're in doggie when you were sort of pounding them because.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Your butt was high and because the handlebars are sort
of so low.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
But was really hanging out.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
And you should see me when I sort of if
I'm going up a hill and i have to stand
up on the pedals that I'm going to do to
do to do.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, yeah, so sights to be whole.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
But I was thinking, guys, fowlers, that is, maybe you
guys should get bicycles as well, because I've got a
bicycle and it's pretty cool. But I was thinking to
have all three of us have bicycles and packs as well.
You can have a bicycle.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I don't think packs would see the bicycle. I just
he doesn't give me those vibes.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Then we could all go out and ride our bicycles
around and just sort of hang out and sort of
punch darts and chew gum and you know, throw stones
and old ladies and that you call with that.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Man, you look so cool today. That was one of
the things that went through my mind. I went, could
I could I be out of Mogi's bicycle game because
you've got a bike?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Evn, you're geezy bicycle. I've got a couple of bicycles, yes,
one and don My parents they gifted us their old
mountain bikes with upgraded to E bikes. Oh you know,
future retirees do. So I've got I've got a bicycle.
Yeah you go, My life does as well.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So it's like, what is your bike?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Mine's a mountain bike. It's a bicycle.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
You see. The only is show I have because yours
is built for speed.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm going to be pretty I'm going to have to
struggle to keep that.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I don't know what I should run with.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I know what I mean, because you're not very good
on a bike, are you?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Have you thought of getting a tricycle? Oh they're smart,
like one of those little plastic blue, yellow and red
ones that the kids use, you know the ones?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, a rally twenty you remember those, Yeah,
a rally.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Twenty Yeah yeah. We used to call them rallies as well,
the Ralay twenty.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Because I definitely want to be part of the bicycle gang,
the show bicycle gang.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
You could get an HX five hundred. There's a a
that was a BMX Oh was it?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah. Why do you get something from your ear though?
Like a penny farthing or something or a horse?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Tune in on.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Radio Green Day.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
The time is four thirty eight. We're talking bicycles.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
That's right, fellas. I've got myself what was probably close
to a forty five year old ten speeder healing ten speed,
and I've got it so that I can get around
to work and all that sort of stuff. I don't
have to be in a car anymore and fine parks
and get absolutely robbed. And we're having a chat. We
thought maybe we should start a bicycle gain.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Well, the thing I like about this is I already
have a bicycle. It's a mountain bike. Ye, my dad
gave it to me. It says old one. And what
I was picturing is, Jace, if you got a bicycle
whatever it might be, you know, and sert joke here
if you want, I'm not going down. I'm above that.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Well you did suggest a penny farmer, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well, I mean and then a horse probably for me,
more of a pony or something, wouldn't it.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, it happened these little ones. It need to be at.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What I was thinking was because you live way out west.
It's really far out west, so you could leave, you know,
first for work on your bicycle, come past my house,
which is sort of just on the you know, just
on the cusp of the city, but sort of west.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I guess you'd say, Yeah, I worry about getting mugged there,
but anyway, Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Then you come up. You picked me up. I'll hop
on my mountain bike. Yes, and then we ride down
the Western Motorway. We stop at Pugs's house pick him
up in Mount Eden. He hops on his bicycle, maybe
a BMX or a tricycle whatever, probably a unicycle. Yeah,
it's sort of wacky thing Pugs would And then we
then ride to Mogi's house and then we all ride
into work together. Yeah. That's a hospite, I'll be keen.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah it sounds good.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I'm still no clearer because I've been on the interweb
just looking at bikes and stuff and what would suit me,
and I'm still no clear of fellows and what I.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Can use well, three four eight three, if you got
any ideas for a bike for Hardy J and Pugsand
the other thing we've got to work out is what's
the name of our gang going to be, Because we
had a motorcycle gang you and I. J's called the
Harey Scrots. Yes, I don't know if that's transferable here.
If we've got to go with another name for well.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You've had your scrots laser, so it doesn't it doesn't
apply any You've got Why do we name it.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Something that's not to do with testicles? Have you ever
thought about that?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
No, well, we don't have to. Everything has to be
named after genitals. And then of course we need our
tough guy nicknames as well. I've got one that's come
through here three four eight three, which is ten Speed Mogi.
Ten Speed Mogi. Yeah, so that's got a real ring
to it.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I like that. But then Jason's already got a nickname,
which is too Stroke Hoyd. But that makes people think
that he's riding a dirt bike. No, but really it's
that he doesn't wipe his bum prop. Yeah, well exactly.
We need that to be very clear too, spoke.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah. I like it.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Also, you know, we could get some sort of big show.
We a bicycle game insignia.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Oh no, you know what I mean, like a.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Little pet.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
For a bicycle.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Then come on you and take it off over our
dead bodies keys, that's what we'll tell them.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, pedal to the middle. That's good.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
And what's out like our motto, like our moto going
to be you know a little catchphrase. Oh, there's so
many good ones, doesn't there?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah? Yeah, something about tires? My wife? What about that?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Speaking of your wife, may I mean to ask this?
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Is she concerned about me now living a life of crime?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I am healing tends.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
More your age, and you're on a bicycle.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
She wants me to wear a helmet? Yeah, one hundred
I agree. Yeah, I know I agree as well. But
how do you get a helmet? There's no helmet that
doesn't make you look real cool? So how cool do
I want to look? I guess that's a question.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yes, God, there's so many questions.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
So I didn't realize there was so much admin in
terms of forming a bicycle gang.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
One hundred percent there is. And the other thing terms
were going to figure out where all the other bicycle
gang territories are yea, so we can get our pat yes,
you know, and then that's sort of our neck of
the woods. Do you like popping wheelies? Causey me, yeah, mate,
hell yeah, I love popping wheelies. This is going to
be it's going to be sick.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Jason the sound God the.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
On Radio Holky.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Beautiful queen there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
The time is four point fifty three. Let's talk TV.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I'm halfway through it, fellows, but I'm watching a documentary
called Nature Boy Nate Rick Flair, Rick Flair Baby. It's
an ESPN thirty for thirty, those great documentaries, but this
one is an hour and a half long. It's not
thirty minutes. Yeah, roughly halfway through. It's about he is
one of the great wrestlers, sort of came into his
own in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
And was just sort of a weapon all the way through.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
He projected a lifestyle of you know, being super rich
and flashy and wearing these really fancy sort of cloaks
and flying and planes and driving limousines and having heaps.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Of hot checks. Now he was gorgeous as he was
gorgeous exactly.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
He's this great looking guy and everybody, everybody wants to
be him and blah blah blah. Well he was married
with a kid at the time, but he felt like
he should live the lifestyle. So that's what he did,
and he had zero regrets. Really great stuff watching somebody
who's just got no moral compass whatsoever, and managed to
(17:55):
get to the top and was hugely famous even though
he wasn't in the WWF. The WWF. The WWE back
in the day was like more of a family focus
to get the kids sort of thing, whereas Rick Flear
was over in nWo or something no way out yeah,
something else. It was w c W maybe to sat
with and that was more just men just losing men
(18:16):
that wanted to see fighting of a certain type. It's
a very very good documentary. It's I'm pretty sure Disney,
I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Just another way of life. He
isn't out there character, very entertaining. How many busiest so
far I'm going.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
For busy Wow? Yeah, really good?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
What's it?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Called nature Boy, Nature Boy. Okay, you're gonna watch it?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
So this came up yesterday? Why don't you watch the
Ben Stokes documentary Mike recommended four and a half years ago.
Why don't you excuse me?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
See I have watched it.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Have you actually?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yes? Really? Yes?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
How many episodes was it?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I can't remember. It was just just the It's just
the one thing.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
So you ever watched it?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I've watched it, man, and boy, oh boy, I'm glad
you recommended it to me.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know he was born in New Zealand. Yes, I did, unbelie.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
I finished off watching the Beast in me.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh, yes, pretty good.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
It holds up good ending. Well, you know, a predictable ending.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I guess you are a real three busy vibe out
of this um.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
And there's some very good writing in it.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
And yes, at times it's predictable, and you know, those
sort of thriller type things can get very predictable. But
you know clear Danes, who I'm still on the fence
about a little bit as an actor, I am.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Sometimes he's a bit over.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
The top, but anyway, I'll stick with my initial prognosis
of three point two buzzies.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Out of five? Where did you watch that?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Netflix?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Right? Okay, I'll watched an so last night TV and
zaid Plus we're sort of rummaging around trying to find
something to watch. You know, do you want to watch Educators?
Are not really not in the mood for it. Do
you want to watch the British sitcom we've been watching
here we go, not in the mood for that either.
We ended up just watching Love It or List It
on tvN's head. We got halfway through the episode where
(20:18):
they sort of they told you about the house and
whether they should keep it and do it up or
list it. And so they took us to another house.
And then I looked over and my wife was like
really tired, and so I was, oh, they'll probably do
for tonight. I was like, yeah, so we went to bed.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Did you tack her in? Did you put her into
bed and tuck her in and easy?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Did you put her into bed?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Get a little face cloth and wash your face before
she nodded off there?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
And are you making out that my wife as a child.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
We they just that she was very sleepy and that
you I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Envisaging, Yeah, that you lifted her off the couch and
she just nestled into your busies and then you took
it to bed and put her in bed and put
the doon and.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, well no I didn't because it's really hard to
get her up onto the top bunk, which is where
she sleeps, and I'm on the.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Bottom bat How are you now? Listen?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I give it three busies out of five, by the way.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
But putting her to bed all the show, it'll putting
my wife to bed. The love it a listen man
plenty coming up after five o'clock and.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Absolutely outrageous comments from the Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh yeah, that's bullshit.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
By the way, The hdiche Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy tune in week days at four on Radio
hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon.
You are, in fact at the stage listening to the
Big Show. Brought you both Rebuke.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Here crave withy street food freshly made with Reberg year Reburger.
Is that all good with you guys?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Or again please keep really?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh my god, so long read.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
It seems like David Hesselhoff, you remember that video of
herm and his daughter record and when he had had
too much to drink responsibly and he was eating a burger.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
In the hotel.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yeah, it reminds me of that, Yeah Steam David Hasselhof.
Actually it might be.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It could be that's I mean, I don't know where
post gets to the audio. Those these are real people from.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yes, because they're actual Vox pops, aren't they. They're actual
real people.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
The pops of Vox Yeah or Voice Yeah, one hundred percent.
By the way, if you just joined us, Mogi's got
a new bicycle, Yes, I do. Head to the Hockey
Big Shows Instagram page if you want to have a
look at it. It's a sweet new ten speed. When
I say new, I mean it's forty years old. But
we're thinking of starting a bicycle gang. Jase doesn't have
a bicycle yet, needs ideas for what kind of bicycle
(22:53):
should get. Also a name for the gang. I've had
plenty of great suggestions coming through on three four eight three,
keep them coming. Get yourself on the drawer for a
fifty about you.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yeah, beautiful mate. In the meantime, here's Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
The Hierarchy. Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Radio Incubus there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Fell As. We have teamed up with the Great New
Zealanders at Movember to support November, and we're going to
do it by firing up the Old Hurdarcky Swingers Club,
which is our basically golf fraternity fraternity. We are looking
for two listeners to come and join Team Big Show
to play with Jason and I going up against Jeremy
Welles and Minight Stuart on Team Brickey. They are looking
(23:40):
for two punters as well. If you keen to enter,
hit Tohodaky dot co dot nz and tell us which
team you'd like to be on Team Bricky or Team
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, just on that front, Kesey, I believe the Breakfast
Show this morning Mogi was talking a bit of smack
about that.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I heard that, man. It was shocking, Yeah, absolutely shocking.
I've got POGs to pull the audio because I was few.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
It doesn't supportive means mental health, but what we're going
to do to the Big Show's mental health will sit
them back.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Well, it means mental health on the whole back one hundred.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Years has anyone signed up to be in the team yet?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
No, But.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
I'd love to know the amount of entries that are
wanting to be in our team, and then the amount
of entries who want to be on the Big Show's team.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I'll be fascinated to know. I'd be interested to know
that as well, if people are.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Actually signing up to go at the Big Show, because
there's got to be some consequences of who losers.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, there has to be.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
I think the geez, should we put the show on
the line again, Let's do that.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yes, won't be happy. Let's do that. Wait, let's I reckon,
Let's put it to the Big Show next week?
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Yeah, okay, because yeah, they're going to have a fit
if they that, probably they'll probably rig their bloody entries.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
If they they were drawing the drawer, Yeah, they're drawing
the drawer.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Why are they drawing that? This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I'll tell you what fellas Ole Manias talks a big game,
doesn't he, And he's the most shocking golfer of all
of us.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Well that's the thing for yellers.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Of course, it'll be interesting to see what happens this
time around, because you're going to have another couple of
players with you. Last time, I think you made the
mistake when earlier this year it was a big show
versus Breakfast, the two of you played against Jerry and Mania,
and my feeling was that you should have added your
total scores together on each team and then you would
then you would know who the real winner was. But
(25:29):
instead it was some other thing Ambrose, and I think
the two of you, you know, Jerry, I think Mania
is worse than Jerry is good, if you know what
I mean. So I think the two of you will
sit around about the same score.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Give will take. Jerry will have a good score, but
Mania will have a shocking score.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Cheat.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Though You're going to remember that, absolutely cheat, and that's
the part you're going to keep an eye. But I
was thinking though, because Ambrose is where we like, let's
say it to me and you again, Jason, which it
will be you take the best shots, right, yes, and
so when I can drive the ball straight, we take
that shot and that's really good. And then Jase, you're
great with your irons. Your putting's a bit iffye, but
my chippings are fee but you know, so that's what
(26:08):
it was last time. Yeah, I got hammered. I think, no,
we didn't get hammered. Well, I down, we got beaten
by quite a lot. But I feel like I can.
I feel like I can, you know.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
But here's the interesting thing.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
They threw the gauntlet down and said, I'd be very
interested in the numbers of people that want to, you know,
play with the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
And I believe we have the numbers.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Felus, we do have the numbers. And the official split
is seventy percent of entries wanted to be on Team
Big Show, and at the beginning of the competition it
was ninety percent, right, So I guess shove that up,
you b Yeah, I don't know you that's good. Maybe
it is.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
You know, you got a whole bunch of golfers out
there that really want to help the Big Show stick
it to Breakfast, and that can only be a good thing.
But I guess, I guess. My question is how are
the winners chosen here? Because if we're allowed to have
any kind of saying it, or Breakfast is allowed to
have any kind of saying that, there's always going.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
To be room for argument. Yeah, and you know you.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Want it to be an undeniable Well, if this is
what's going to happen, and we're putting the show on
the line again.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I don't know if I want to so this is square.
I don't I don't know if I want to put
us doing the Breakfast Show or vice versa if we
lose or win.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I know what that fellows, what bring it?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I say, bring it on as well, But I just
add the scores together. But just you guys and leave
the other fellows out of it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well, we're gonna have to figure it out. But if
you're keen to join us internew at Hodaky dot co
dot in z, tell us which team you'd like to
be a part of. This is happening wind Ross Farm
golf Course in South Aukland, Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
In the meantime, He's Guns.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Roses The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Billie Idol There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time twenty seven minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Hey Jays, Yes, Keezy, what's an atmospheric river. It's a
good question, man, it says I've been reading a lot
about it in the news only there's an atmospheric river
coming and it's gonna make everything hot and moist.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
It's a really good question, Keezy. I've been thinking about
it a great deal to be honest with.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You, really about the atmospheric river. Yes, Like how much
have you been thinking about it?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Quite a lot. Man has been tapping away on a
little olivetti.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's a typewriter. By the way.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
An atmospheric river, Keezy, is a long, narrow and concentrated
corridor of moving air which is in the atmosphere that
transports huge amounts of water vapor thus year moisteness from
tropical or subtropical regions to higher latitudes.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Wow, how do you know that?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
It was something I was interested in as a kid.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
These people often refer to them as like rivers in
the sky.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Do they Yes, And they're a crucial part of the
Earth's water cycle.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
You can also be associated with extreme weather events wowsers.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And there's something you've been interested in since you're a kid.
That's good.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Since I was knee high to.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
What is it grasshoppers?
Speaker 5 (29:32):
So recently then, right, because of course that the same
atmosphere river.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It only came about ninety ninety eight, Yes.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Funnily enough, nineteen ninety four, I wrote a poem called
atmospheric River.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Oh have you got it? There?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Not on me?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Right? Did you coin the phrase?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I think I might have?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yes, did you coin it?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I coined it? But my atmospheric river was different from
your literal, Oh, atmospheric river, all right?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Was yours? Like there's more to do with yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
You know what I'm saying, my atmospheric river.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Sweet well, thank thanks for clearing it up.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I just knew because I'm reading so much about it,
and I knew some of New Zealanders'll be wondering the
same thing, like what is an atmosphere river?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, And I knew that I could ask old Hoidy
j and you'd explain it and also claim its invention
as well. So yeah, yeah, number one.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
That's right, feels if you want, I can bring in
that poem tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Okay, I'll sit a reminder.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
The whole archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Radio A Smashing Pumpkins Here on the Radio Hodaki Big
Show this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
The time is five thirty nine.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Fellas today, I had an experience and I haven't had
since I was a kid, and it sent me right
back there. You know.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah nice.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I was in town having lunch. I had a lot
too before I got this morning. I woke up. I
was like, you know what, I need to be better
at hydrating in the morning. So I drank probably five
glasses of water. Yeah, you guys have a drink that's yeah, yes,
jeez Jay, you sound like you could use one. I
had about five glasses of water over about an hour.
I had a cup of coffee, you know, I did
(31:34):
weeze or whatever, call me, and then we went out
to a cafe, had lunch, very nice, had another drink,
had a smoothie.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
No, ye're nice.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
It was like a beery sort of banana with a
bit of coconut and honey, and it was very very nice.
But then I realized I needed to do wheeze again,
like really bad wheeze. I was like, I'm busting here.
I went to go use a toilet and there was
someone in there and I waited for a bit and
it was taking away too long, and I was like,
I'm just going to drive home because I was going
(32:02):
home anyway. I went to drive home. Heaps of traffic,
heaps of red lights. I was, yeah, I was contemplating
pulling over. However, I was like, no, I can do this.
I can. I'm a grown man. I can get home
and I can wait until i'm you know. It took
freaking every red light, every red light, every car I
got behind was going twenty kilometers under the speed limit.
(32:24):
It was infuriating. I had road rage. Finally got home,
I was like, I just go in the garden and
I was like, no, I want to. You made it
this far. Let's go. Let's go see a the deal
at the old the old Wiz Palace inside there. So
finally I locked the door, but by this stage it
was so bad. I was hunched over.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Were you sleeping?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I wasn't seeping, but are you weeping? I did No,
I wasn't. I wasn't crying. But I had to do
something I haven't done since I was a kid. Do
you remember what you do when you were a kid
and you were really busting to go? Whease you hold
you downstairs, you hold you down.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Stairs, squeeze your massive helmet.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, this is when I was. I had a massive helmet.
But it's literally and for females, they might not know this,
but it was something that just instinctively I did and
haven't done since I was like nine or something. Squeeze
it and you squeeze it like the hose, the garden hose. Yes,
if I could put a kink it, I would you
fold it? You do in a half?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, you're right. See I just sort of grabbed it
and squeezed it right ran to the toilet, and it
was like it was amazing relief. But I was just like,
I have never been that busting for a Wii since
I was like nine, and I don't want to experience
it again.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Did you have the scenario when you've been hanging on
like that by the skin of your teeth.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I wasn't holding on by my teeth.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
That When you finally get to the point of urinating,
these are big pause, you know, because you've been holding
on for so long, and then there's this weird sort
of twenty second gap of nothing because maybe mentally your
brain's gone, no, I can't yet, I can't yet, and
it takes a whild or one lot you're right right
(34:01):
before it goes.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Can I just nemb just say no? Can I just say,
any men out there, make sure you get your prostate
check regularly. Yeah, I've just liked to take this moment
to say go and get that check regularly. Yeah. I
know that didn't happen to me. Jas. She was all
out and it was intense pressure.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Well, hang on, I want to put this out here again,
if there's any other men that this has happened to
me when I was like a young fellow and you've
been holding on for so long and when you finally
go to go, it takes a while to happen.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Surely haven't men of experienced.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
That sounds like it's you on your own again. I
did pick up on one thing there, Casey. You see
your rustion into the toilet and you locked the door?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Did I?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Yeeah?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Did I say I locked the door?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Door?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
No, that it was kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, why did you lock the door? I don't know.
I just didn't want to cut people to come in
while I was volnies, you know, and also I didn't
know how long I was going to be in there.
Are you suggesting that? No, that's I don't even remember
saying I locked the door. You are you sure I
said that?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
So you grabbed your massive helmet, ran into the bathroom
and locked the door.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
And it was a massive relief and.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
There was a big you were so relaxed afterwards.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Is that what you're saying, Giezy?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Is this David? Is this David? Dobbyin God? I love
this song, this song. This reminds me of being a
kid man. I used to love this stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
For the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Thank you, thank you very much. Good night Nirvana.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening.
The time is five point fifty seven after six o'clock.
I had to parallel park in front of about thirty
fellows today, boys, and I'll tell you what that was,
what that was like for old Hoidy Jay.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Also, what's on the dinner with me? Keezy?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
That's right, don't start it again, Oh God, that's right.
If you want a fifty dollars burger voucher, text through
what you are having for dinner on three four eight
three along with your name as well, and we will
read those out after sex and hopefully dish out some vouchers.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Good the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Ich, Welcome back in Messive Backbones. You are listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Crave with his street food freshly made with reburg Year
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Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, I guess so effective.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, so I'll play it again? Eh ready? Three two one?
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Sorry? Oh what, I'm confused. I'm so confused.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I had a very random meal last night.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
You were saying it was a shocking what did you eat? Man?
Because you were so who was cooking it?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
My wife here, and I always know because.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
But you're saying it was pretty good for her though
that terrible and general an edible, but for her.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
And I was like, wow, that's a fence. Maggie was
in tears.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Anyway, So I walked in and, uh, this crap, Hello darling,
how was your day?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Good Jesus? And then she said, I don't know what
I was thinking for dinner. It's very random.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
And what exactly was it? How can it be random? Well?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
It was a stuffed potato.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Just one one had good one each where was it
stuffed in the potato?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Was it one of those ones that they cut open
the top and then stuff it in there or is
it one of those ones that they've sort of almost
turned inside out.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Well, she baked it and then scooped it out and
then added a bit.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Of cheese and a jacket potato.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Just a baked potato, baked potato jacket.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Where's the jacket? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
And she'd bought this like pork belly, but not not
like a slab of pork belly, just like this weird
pork belly and a weird.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Sauce portmant It wasn't Portman's, but it almost. And it
just was bubbling away in the oven there.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It's weird because I always buy my pork belly and
a slab.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Well you do generally, you slide a pig and a
sort of salad. And it was just a stuffed potato
with this random belly pork belly and a strange sauce
and a salad.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Was it good?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Though?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
I loved it?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Hey? Three four eight, three years ill? What did you
have for doing? What are you having for dinner tonight?
Give us a text and you could win a fifty
dollars reburg avoucher.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
It's definite living.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
The hiarchy. Big Show Week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Hodky clatched there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
But right now it's time for.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's on the dinner
with me? Ki Me? It's right the segment where you
texted what you're having for dinner and while I read
it out and then Jason Mike sort of discuss it.
It's great. And if you text three on three for
three you go on the drawer for a fifty reburger voucher.
(39:18):
Heaps a text here, feelers get a guys. Morty here,
Oh wow, Morty here from that show Rick and Morty. Yeah,
have you heard that show? Jason? I have ah having
lamb wraps with some cheese stuffed mushrooms.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Oh yeah, I like a cheese stuff mushroom. Just just
on that. By the way, my wife makes a very
good cheese stuff mushroom. It's got a bit of sour
cream in there too. There's there's a real concoction and
some pancoa bread crumble.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
It's bloody beautiful.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Your big field you had a big mushroom.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Yeah, you need a big field.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Little button mushroom, that.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Mushroom. You need a big flappy Field, mushroom chaitake it man,
I'll be keen delicious. That us a bit of crack pepper,
bit of lemon zest.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Good day, guys, Charlie here, Charlie Chaplain, Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory. Jace, Charlie Brown, Jace, Charlie sheen.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Ah Nah, it was Charlie Brown. Gooday, guys, Charlie Brown.
Here for dinner, I'm having beef burritos with rice, cheese
and sour cream.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Cheers to the misso for whipping it up. It's a classic.
It's a classic Li burrito with the rice. I don't
understand the rice. I don't like when you get a
burrito and it's got rice in it. I am against
that man from me.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
That sounds right up your alley, Keezy, what a burrito? Yes, burrito,
right up key's alley.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
That sounds like something that you would be howling into
and have for dinner the next night as well.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Well. I don't know where this.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Because you always have leftovers and the next night.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
There's a terrible rumor. Get a guys, adulf here.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Heitler Smith Smith Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
According to the text, Schnitzel and Cabbage for dinner tonight cheers.
Oh really, but a German cabbage?
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Can I reintro can I reintroduce the mushroom here?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Allowed me to reintroduce myself.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
A thinly cut snitzel that's heavily crumbed with a really
nice mushroom sauce.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Really, yes, very partial.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I have a habit to go with a lemon and
the Schnitzkys have a habit of not having a schnitz
because I don't like them.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
My wife loves a schnitz with lemon juice on it.
I like my mom My Mom, I love my mom.
Breaking news. He likes his mom. Oh my god, how
do you?
Speaker 4 (42:02):
How do you like your snits?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I'm not gonna say Bogie's gonna make fun of me
from liking my march.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
I'll tell you what's really nice with the schnitz Yes, please.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
But white bread, butter, a bit of muss hot mustard,
bit of aoli chap your snits in there and like
a salmon snitty sami.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, but just quickly on my mum and her snitzel. Yes,
she stuffs it with cheese and ham. Yes, And he
crumbs it and then makes mushroom sauce and it is amazing.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yeah, no, that's that's right up my alley.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Actually, well my mum's schnitzel.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yes, the Hichy Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Is indeed good shod there on the radio. Ho Donkey
Big Show. This wet and moist Tuesday evening. Hey, speaking
of wet and moist, have you feels heard of kiwi Pong?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Of course we've heard of kievy Pong. Jason been involved
with the World Series of kievy Pong for six years now. Yes,
so'd be weird if we hadn't heard of it.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's fair point.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Keysy. Did it take a break last year? Keezy Man,
I can't remember. I think it did. Yeah, I think
it did. It had a little bit of a break,
which is a bloody disappointment. It was a shame not
to have it on the sporting calendar. It's right up there.
As far as I'm concerned with a T twenty World Cup. Yes,
if you are interested kiey pong, beer pong, whatever you
want to call it, we are having a world series.
(43:32):
Thanks to Sober they've put up a grand prize of
over ten thousand dollars this year is ten thousand and
six dollars. How good?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
So is it going to be a cash again like
they did the other time?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I hope.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
So there's something about it turned me on. I'll be honest.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
When the Fowlers won at the last time and they
literally had a suitcase of cash.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Really, you got horny from there.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
I got horny.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I went home and I was going to make love,
but my wife wasn't there, so I did what I
needed to do.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Hey, you a big shout out to Sobier. He'll be stoked.
I've come on board with us. Here special gums you
take after a night out, you'll wake up fresh the
next day. It's happening Saturday and November twenty ninth, so
not too far off. Listen two weeks away Switchhop, Brew
Kitchen and Auckland. All the team slots are officially booked out.
The last two slots are only available to be one
at hoduck you dot co dot in Zenza, Grab a teammate,
(44:23):
think of a name and head to our website.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
Now I'm wondering. Sorry, Jason, please, hey, please, I'm wondering.
You know I haven't got a team spot keys here.
I know you have in the last two spots. Team
spots are available there on the Hodechi Dot cod Or
and Zenda. As you say, am I allowed to go
down and watch because me and Jays love watching the
beer pong, so we allowed to go down there as
spectators and we are your support crew.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, I mean you sure you can chat kee Keezy
keys has to be fair. I am also along with
the night, I think we're m seeing the event and playing.
So if you guys were down there, you could do
the MC instead, and then I can just on what
day was the Saturday, the twenty ninth of November.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Just looking at the calendar, the he you Keezy what
as you mentioned you and Mania and are a team?
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Have you been practicing?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
No? I mean if we were really keen to win
this thing, yeah maybe. But if I was to say
to Minia, hey, man, do you want to practice for
the Kiwi Pong tournament? Probably called me a wanker.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Well, when you say yes, and then you'd arrange a
date to go there, and then on the morning that
you're going to go and practice, he'd call you up
and say, actually, now I can't make it it.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
He'd probably say I'm busy, sorry, man, I'm out. Yeah,
sweet as We're just down here with mckeey pong balls
there ready to go, but but hey, make sure you
do hit dot cot and Zied, grab a partner, think
of a team name, dress up and I'll see you
down at sweat Shop for the World Series of Kiwi Pong.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
There you go, your mass.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
That's the big show done and dusted this Tuesday evening and.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
The podcast outtro today. What do we chat about? I
can't remember? Well, what's the clip there?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Keezy? I believe Jason you chatted about breaking the law,
but then you assured us that it was just a
hypotheta question.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Oh yeah, okay, here's.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
A clip of the podcast comes out at seventh thirty tonight.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Can I ask you a question on that front? Is
it okay?
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Oh? God, no, it's not, and you know it's not.
But carry on, like.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
If your family gets a prescription for something.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Yeah, look, there's nothing. I'll be talking about it on
here jays or on podcasts.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Right. I certainly wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
I wouldn't condone it. I was just trying to get
your guys.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
It's illegal.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Why I imagine why us fingers crossed get your guys
view on it.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
A packet of.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Hey, why Maggie, I'm a little bit concerned. It's passing
down out.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
This is the thing about you know, having a healing
ten speed. Do you just get in between the rain drops.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
It's a very edgile, right, it's a very slim bar
is sweek. So what I do is I get down
on those well a handlebars. Rain can't catch me.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
By the way, we're chatting about Mgie's new bicycle. If
you want to see a photo of it, check out
the Hockey Big Sure Instagram account.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
I'm going to start practicing my wheelies as well, popping
some wheelies. The wheelies a wheel stands.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Well, will you grew up a whelly when I grew
up with a burnout right on a motorbike, Yeah, But
if you're on a bicycle that was a wheel stands.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
I think it's regional because when I grew up on
a bicycle, it was a wheelie. But then I'd find
later in life people are like, no, that's a wheel stand,
So that might be where you come from. I might
be able to spend eight breaks on that tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Where I came from, it was called a stiffy.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
What was the old when you pop it up?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah, you pop it up?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, but this is we're talking about with a bike. Yeah, yeah,
you pick the stiffy. Stiffy right, doesn't really so you'd
be going past every but oh look at Hody Jay.
That's awesome stuff.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
Yeah, yeah, totally, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Hey, what are you having for dinner tonight? Man?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
He heard himself trying to pull a stuffy good question?
What is for dinner to night? Beef stiff?
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I'm sorry that I let my wife. No, please do it? Okay?
Speaker 4 (48:31):
Is a beef cut really thin?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
No,
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