November 17, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's poddy, Jase needs a husband, Mike wants a bike, and Keyzie might be rich.
SUMMERTIME:
(00:00) Intro: Staring summer down the barrel
(03:13) Crunching the numbers
(07:58) Bicycle Mogey
(17:01) TELLY TIME
(21:41) Chase that fox! (22:58) Intro: Chewing with your mouth closed
(25:23) Sport Chat
(30:31) Keyzie's Lotto Ticket
(34:19) BEST SEATS WINNER
(37:51) Are we ok?
(40:14) Kiwi Pong!
(42:58) Intro: He GETS IT
(44:38) Movember with us!
(47:32) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(51:37) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The home I keep big thanks to crave Worthy stream
Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big, big show, really big Jason Hitch might know,
and Cheesy get out your mad barsar. It's great to
have your company. That's glorious Monday afternoon. It is the
seventeenth of November twenty twenty five, and you, my friends,
as always listening to the big show brought to you
by Rebig.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Year crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Rebier gear.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah great, So I've got a Moggi Yustallion house.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Life going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son
of a bee? What a weekend man, Yeah, beautiful, full
of yarns and tails out the back of that one.
Let me tell you a Fellers, I had an absolute ball.
And we really are getting into the business end of
summer now, aren't we we are?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hey, I'm fired up about it. Actually, I'm frothing about it.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Keezy. How about you, your mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm stoked to be hanging out the back of spring
yeah man, and looking at the business end of summer.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
These are steering it right down the barrel. You're looking
at me?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah man?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh so good.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Had to gobble it up. Had good. Yeah, man, that
vitamin D ah Man.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I'm getting so much D in me at the moment.
It's not funny.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I thought your mood has lifted, because I find that
when you're not getting any D yet, your mood really
it dips off, doesn't It goes off.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
A cliff hell here, it turns into a hurt of
a mood.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
If there's D out there, I'll take it, you know
what I'm saying. Strutting around them a little short. He's
there at home getting a bit of D.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's bloody good, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It is really good?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Speaking of good, Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the
show man?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
As usual, We've got the biggest competitions in the entire world.
Today will be announcing the winners of best seats on
the Boundary. That is, when you could get the opportunity
to come along and sit with us on the Boundary
at the Black Clash in January.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Keep your phone on. We'll be calling a wonder a
little a little later on the show.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Also, we'll be having a little bit of CV chat
and just prick your ears up there. You have a
little thin about the times that you've lied on your
CV in order to get a job, and old Mogi,
I'll be chatting a little bit later on about potentially
finding a new way to get around the city. You're
going to be purchasing a bicycle.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Bicycle, Mogi.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You like bicycles, Jason, I hate can't reach the pedals
training wheels.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, and they hurt my ass. Yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I'd rather just get d instead.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Hey, let's get to the tune, shall we. He's ready
it with his glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, rage against mache What a way to check up
On Monday.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I took monkeys there on the Radio Hole Archy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past
four o'clock. Right now, it's time for some breaking news.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
This is breaking news, huge news Fellas. As of the
thirtieth of September, Statistics New Zealand released the official new
population of New Zealand. Guess what it is? Five five
point two mile wrong? Five point three three million. Wow. Okay,
(03:24):
so we're growing. We're growing at a rapid pace. One
thing I noticed though, is that the the population is
broken into two million, six hundred and forty nine thousand
males two million, six hundred and eighty five thousand females,
which means there are thirty six thousand more females in
the world than there are males. Oh yeah in New Zealand. Sorry, yeah,
(03:47):
in New Zealand. So I guess that begs the question
what do we think of that? I'm gonna say, what question?
Does it be? Easy? It just bigs a question what
do we think of that? Right?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Well, I guess it's it can be interested in all
sorts of ways. I guess it mainly it depends on
the age breaker, because a lot of people out there
with it would be thinking, well, if it's a numbers
game and I'm looking for love as a male, the
numbers are going to be in my favor. Yeah, not
taking into account gay people because that won't work. Yeah, yeah, okay,
and mostly lesbians on that side. Yeah, that'll take a
(04:22):
few out. Then, of course is the older generation as well,
So you want to sort of you want to be
you know, if you're young enough coming, you want to
sort of be looking at the twenty to thirty five
forty sort of a bracket, don't you Keeasy, I know
you operate a bit older than that. Yeah, so how
do you convert that?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Jase?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You know, how do you put that to work?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Fish and foremostly you know, I mean in terms of
older people.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
They still like to shag.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh they love it, um and you know what they
And I don't know if this is statistically correct, but
it is my belief, rightly or wrongly, that women outlive men.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yes, that's right about eight years.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So my viber is that maybe it's at the at
the older end of the scale as opposed to ye, hello.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
End of the skyte That makes a big difference, right, Okay,
so let's just say, let's just say half of them
are at the older end of the scale and the
other half are in the hello yeah end of the scale.
That's still you know, eighteen thousand females.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I think you're saying off air Kizy that you regret
getting married was a bit on the nose.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Well, no know what I said, was I regret getting
married on Auckland anniversary weekend? Oh yeah, because now every
anniversary weekend is like my own it's yes, yeah, But
you saying off air, Jase, that you massively regret getting
married for this exact reason. Yeah, it was crazy, Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I mean especially that I got married like twenty eight
years ago. Well you're a literly reason that was these
figures that were released into I.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Feel like, well, basically, what I'm saying is there are
thirty six thousand lonely females out there also?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Am I right and saying as a generalization that a
lot of women there is there is a vibe out there.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
There's just no good men around there is that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I was reading an article about that as well, Jason.
A lot of them think that New Zealand men are
emotionally immature.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Whatever is sheesh? But what do you guys think we
should do about it? Hypothetically? Speaking like Jase, you're a
big fan of Sister Wives, that TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, you could do with another couple of wives, couldn't.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Is that something you'd be open to? You said that
it's not.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
You said, it's not marriage that you don't like so
much that you're against. You don't regret getting married because
you love marriage as just the wife side of things.
So if you had another two or three that you
could put to work around the place you were saying
you'd be happy.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I'm open to it.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What are your thoughts? News, Len, how do you feel
about that? Divide men and women?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
We want your hands on three four eight three oh,
give us a call. I know eight hundred Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
The Clash, the hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Def Lippard There on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
this Monday after noon. The time is twenty three minutes
past four o'clock. I mean, had some breaking news in
the first break there basically population statistics Fellers, that's right.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Five point three three million people in New Zealand now
and there are thirty six thousand more women in New
Zealand than there are men. Yeah, and so this big
you know, the discussion. Yeah, hypothetically, purely hypothetically failers. Yes,
if it were legal having another wife, would you be
open to it?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's a good question. Certainly, certainly thought it was legal.
Why is it? Is it illegal?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Isn't it illegal?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I believe it is illegal.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Why would that be if I've got the opportunity to
make you know, upwards of you know, five ten women
the happiest woman in the world. Surely that should be okay.
Why are they not allowed to be happy by being
married to it?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Fair point, So why should they be denied?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Hey man, i'll help your campaign rule.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Can I also check in there that woman could have
more than one husband? Yes, but given given the population,
there's going to be a bigger ask asn't it is,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
But as a general chat, Yes, how do you feel
about either? I think otherwise it's discriminating. Yes, I think
we should be open to that. So would you want
more than one husband, James?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
More than one husband? Look, I'd be happy to go.
You see, I'd trying to quate it out a little bit. Yes,
I trying to even up the numbers. Yes, so I
might be open to three husbands and anotherwise, Yes, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
So I'm taking three fellows off the scene.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
And I'm percent because I think there's certain roles and
we understand this that you and I we're not capable
of fulfilling. For example, I'm not a good handyman around
the house, So I would marry a guy it's really
good with his hands, that's me. I would marry you keasy.
You're too young, too mature for me. Yeah, And they
(09:06):
don't have a couple of a couple of wives, you know,
so I think it'll be really good. Actually, you'd have
you'd have all the bases covered.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
But what you're describing as you and a handyman and
a couple of wife, that's just two couples.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
No, they're not. They're my husbands. They're not allowed to
go near my wives or smash them.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Right, Okay, So in this situation, it's not like an
all Ins and my wife. They're all very separate and
they all love me, right.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
But they don't love each other.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Can I just clarify from my perspective, Yeah, it's all
in for me.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, because you said it's going to be you, three
other dudes and then one woman and an extra your wife.
Yeah right, so two wives, yes, three husbands. Yes, So
I'll be like a six person relationship and it's all in.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's all in, and and absolutely you make a bloody
good point because.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm not a handyman made I don't mind admitting it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So if there's a builder trader out there, the bastard
are the bastard.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, the happiest man yeah, totally right, because I guess
in my situation, fellers during SAP sexy for them. Yes,
are you already doing?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You already do? Man? You got your what is that
a seagull shirt on? Today? I have no idea what's
on it? I think you know obviously in my situation,
you guys, that's your preferences. I just go for the
extra wife if I had to.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
That's sexist.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That's sexest of you to only say that women are
only allowed to come into your relationship. Why are you
excluding men? What? You're just shocking because.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
There's more females than there are men, isn't there what
we're discussing this is you'll have an extra husband.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Okay, good, because I know that you were running for
a little while there, KIZI then a four.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Year old references it a little.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Thing that you were running for a little while there,
that you made public about the opportunity of a threesome.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
This is this is in some few feet sort of
you know, well that would sort of come into it.
Oh wait, so you'd be all in two? No? Well
now because I have to change now I've got a husband,
because I don't want to be saying that it's all good. Yeah,
what what's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Your husband's allowed in your marital bed now, I've.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Got three bloody husbands for God's sake. All right, fine,
my husband's allowed in my bed. Oh, I'm glad we
sorted that out.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
In the Strokes there on the radio. Holdarky Big Show
this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
The time is four.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Thirty five, fellas. I'm thinking about getting a bicycle. I've
got a new office. We've moved our business into a
new office, not Hodaki, different business, and it's quite close
to my house. It's in Central Auckland. It's on Customs
Street there for people that know that, but it's Custard Street.
Custard Street, that's right, Custard Street. And actually it's right
(11:57):
next door to a Rippers if you know himself.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Actually there's another one just around the corner. Not that
that's why we got the space.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's just a pure happy coincidence.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Anyway, I've decided that I'm going to stop driving in
because the parking is unbelievable, the prices on the packing
and you can't find on anyway, and if you did
cost your bomb. So I'm going to start. I thought,
what about if I start riding a bicycle? Would you
guys ride a bicycle around? I'm just wondering because the
thing is, I don't want to look and cool. Rather
(12:29):
that's possible, but is it POSSI It depends.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Will you have a massive helmet. I've got a massive helmet, yeah,
so you'll have that out on. Will you wear a helmet? Ah?
It depends what kind of helmet would need to be
for a start? Massive?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I mean have you seen his noggin is? So it
is a huge nut.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
He's running there, huge nut?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
What kind of helmet are you thinking? First?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Well, this is the thing. The first thing I was
thinking was I don't want to have a helmet at
all when I'm riding a bicycle. And then I remember
that what happens if I get run over and I
have my head on the concrete? Correct? I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Be a Yeah. I think what you've got to do
is because I know you don't like wearing hats and stuff,
because you need your signature moogi hairdoe helmet. That's right,
your helmet. So what you've got to do. I think
you you're just going to say it's safety wise, it's
you know, this is I'm doing it for my family. Yes,
and by a full face sort of B mixed stone
with a little visor thing on it too.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And also, you know, if you're not running a helmet,
you run the chance of losing your hair hat.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yes, so you know that will make sure.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You don't want to turn up to work and not
be wearing a helmet and your hair has been blown
skill up and you had a big meeting and it's
all sidewise, it's.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Been blown off completely, and I've got to retrace my
steps of the bicycle.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah. Yeah, so I guess I reckon one of those
full face helmets. And then obviously the next question face
a full face helmet, Yeah yeah yeah. And then the
next question is what kind of bike? Because are you
thinking b A mix Moji? Yeah, I think so B
mix yeah, BMX like Matthew Ridge. I used to ride
around shirtless, so I could start doing that. Yeah, well
(14:10):
you've got the body for it, you know what I'm saying.
I mean, your cat. My only concern there was there
could be traffic concidents, absolutely craning.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
The next yeah, Taylor.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, who's the gooba with the full face helmet and
shirt off on a B A mix.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
My only other concern in this regard is what your
what your fitness level is at. It's low in terms
of aerobically, I know you yes, fits in terms of strength.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Sure, aerobically. I think it'll come back to me eventually,
you know what I mean. It's not that far. You know,
we're talking about a few kzy. I mean I could
technically I could walk, but I hate walking.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah. Would you put pigs on your B mix?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Pigs? Pigs pigs?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
You mean so I can do some freestyle and ye yeah, yeah,
Well there actually is a skate pack on the way,
so I could do some grind and sort of some
nose hops and all that sort of stuff. Those hopes
would be good at that pop a few wheelies, et cetera,
et cetera. So there's I guess there's a million ways
for me to look and be cool.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I was just sort of thinking that maybe it would
make me less cool, but it sounds like not.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Well, I think with the full faced helmet, the B
mix of the pigs on it, yeah, sh spoky dokies
and they like the little things you put on your spokes.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah, a little bell on the front. Oh, basket, I
need a basket, yeah, to take my lunch and that
in with me.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
You a backpack on.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I will have my backpack on as well. Yes, and
then you'll need a little bit of a torch on
the front in case I have to ride around at night.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You know, I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm I'm one hundred percent into it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Cheers, feels bicycle moogie.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm going to have a look on old trade me
there and see how I can track down feels.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
We'll let us know how you get on. Well, we'll
post it on in Choice.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It's Kings of the Hollarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Keyzy tune in on radio.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Heerrosmith There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The time is four forty eight. Let's talk some TV.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue, Yes and Fellers.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I watched at Keysy's recommendation, the first episode of Traders
are UK Celebrity k.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
It has a whole bunch of different celebrities on this.
Some I've heard of, some not, and I don't think
I can keep going because two reasons. Keyzy, you're probably right.
You gave it a five star review, Best reality TV show.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
For reality, best reality TV show I've ever seen. It's
because they're kind of like superhero movies.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I just can't watch them. They're just not for me,
and that what they spend a lot of time doing
is playing creepy music but not going anywhere with anything.
There's a lot of baggering around.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
That's what I said. When I watched the first episode.
I was like, there's a whole lot of like BS
record on this thing that you just have to buy into,
right because the first episode and the second episode I
struggled with it still, but then after that you're away.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Okay, I'll flick it onto the third episode. I'm going
to try it because it was I was just skipping through.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Again, Okay, boring, there's no point. Well, no, I'm.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Skipping through because there's so much they're just wasting my
time telling me boring stuff and playing scary music and
ship It's like, I'm not three, just put the show on.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
So if you found the same thing in the first
not so much that I needed to skip through it.
I feel like that. I feel like there's no point, right,
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Okay, so the first two episodes were like that you're saying, but.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
To me, But then I just accepted it.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Okay, great, all right, well then I'll give it a
mess zero stars for me.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
And can I just say I've had four messages from
people saying it was a great recommendation. So it depends who.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
You are, and that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
For me.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
It's just I can't do reality TV. Yep, fair enough, yeah, fellows,
it's on three now.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I've started watching a series on Netflix called The Beast
in Me with Clear Danes and Matthew Reese.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
And here's the basic premise.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Author Aggie Wiggs has receded from public life since the
death of her young son, unable to write the ghost
of her former self, but she finds an unlikely subject
for a new book when the house next door is
bought by Nile Jarvis. Now, Nile Jarvis is an uber
(18:48):
wretch psychopath basically who in the past has been accused.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Of murdering his wife. But he got away with it
and did he do it?
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I've got to say, very good, it's a very good
drama thriller, clear dange. She's very she almost specializes in
stressed out characters, remember Homeland and all that sort of stuff.
And I like her as an actor, and the storyline's
pretty good and there's quite a few unexpected twists. Niall
Jarvis has as a father who is even worse than
(19:24):
he is. But it's a good, solid drama and I'll
give it three point two buzzies.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That's great. My TV recommendation today comes from my wife.
I spent the weekend and totally working on my motorbike
and playing golf, and she was at home and she
just had a chill weekend and got obsessed with a
TV show she was watching called The Test. It's about
the Australian cricket team.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Oh god, it's on Prime video.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
On prime video. She watched six episodes wow, which is huge,
and she's I'm just obsessed with it. It was released
after the sandpaper gate and it's about them trying to
restore you know what is it? Mana and the Aussie Juice.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
There's a couple of sea I've seen the first season,
which is that one that's very good? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, And she I said, how many buzzies out of five. Yeah,
she said, I hate that you call it buzzies.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, sure, that's it.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Sorry, how many stars out of five? She said four buzzies.
Then I said, is that four buzzies out of five?
And she said, no, don't call them buzzies.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Okay, so she gives it four.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Busies out of five, and that's on Watch Prime four
buzzies out of five and she's white. She Binge watched
it about the Aussy cricket team six episodes. She loved it.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Yeah, really good. It's haply with it being Stokes documentary, Jose,
which I know you enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You recommend Jace to watch that. In the first year
of this TV was on this radio show.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Boy, did I glad? I'm glad You're dead? It's an
absolute goozy?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
What platform is that?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
On?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Floyd the Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Four on Radio Pink Floyd There on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Monday afternoon, four minutes to five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Feelers. On Deceber twelfth, we will be returning to Royal
Auckland and Grange Golf Course for the Manuca Fuel Chase
the Fox Competition. You can watch it on TV and
Z as well live. I'd recommend going though it's a
hell of an event to go along to. We'll be
there and we're offering up the chance for one lucky
winner to bring three mates to come along watch it
live from the Fox Club, which is the best area
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in the entire venue. It overlooks the final hole. There,
there's bar access, amazing views of the golf and all
the amazing entertainment involved as well. If you are keen
here to Hoolucky dot co dot m Z. Otherwise, if
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see you there.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Great stuff coming up after five o'clock. If you entered
our best seat on the boundary for the Black Class competition,
make sure you've got your phone on you after five o'clock. Also,
I went to my wife's work do on Saturday night
a little chit chat about that because my wife gave
me a genius idea that saved my arm.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
No, I also want to call a show meeting.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Oh would a keep big show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Hold Ike here, Welcome back your massive backbones. You are
listening to the big show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Handcrafted, big gears, loaded fries and gourmet eats. That'll change
the game.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, if I was sitting with someone that was eating.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Like that, that would irritate me.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yes, what if it was Reburger.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I mean even if it was Reburger and that doing that,
I'd be human.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
What if it was your wife? Human? All right? You
know what I mean? What if it was me, I'd
probably just deck you. Bring it on, sucker. Do you
hate eating noises?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Mokey? It doesn't really bother me. Depends how much people
have taken the purse. But yeah, not like Jay something.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I'm not a because it's one of those things. It's
like there are certain people that get triggered by it
because I don't give a crap in the movie theater.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, no, it definitely triggers me.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Actually.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Pugs was making a very good point the other day
about how when he's trying to eat and people are
talking to him, and he's like, he's got a mouthful
of food and people are expecting an answer, and he's
to sit there chewing and finishing his mouthful before he
can actually answer the question and.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
That gets deep deep insiders. God, he was the trick
as you just talk back to them with your mouth.
I guess I just sp You know what you could
do is just go sorry, spit it onto your hands,
answer the question, then put it back in the Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I like that. It's good.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
I'm start doing that your masticated meal.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Hey plenty coming up this hour to make sure you
have your phone on, by the way, for the best
seed on the boundary for the Black Clash next year.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
But in the meantime, the sound Guden.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hood.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Ike's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is thirteen minutes past five minutes talks more.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, what do you want to chat about?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
First?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
The All Blacks?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
You want to vent for four minutes about rugby men?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
What I was saying to you off here, wasn't I
Mogi read the All Blacks excuse me debacle? And there's
two things about the All Blacks for me, and one
is that I'm no clearer now about their what their
plan of attack is in terms of what their game
plan is from the start of the season to the
(24:43):
end of the season. I still don't know what their
game attack is. Also, I wouldn't have a clue who
the top fifteen are. I'm no more clear about that
than I was as you were saying two seasons ago.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I don't know what's going on. Our attack is horrendously bad.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, and as you pointed out, we stole so much
possession of them and they still gave.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Us a hiding.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
I think we've got about seven or eight line outs
off them, which is a huge amount of position to
be taken off off a team. So that and that
area where tickety boo. But yeah, the attack really can
only be described as aimless, and you would think that
there would be some kind of development in that area,
but there doesn't seem to be. So I don't know
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what's going on. I know that there's certainly the talent
in the team, and I think that's pretty much what
seems to be getting us through. Having said all that,
I've got no idea what's going on behind the scenes.
We're not a bloody clue. All I know is they're
certainly not playing to their potential because they are they're
a lot better side than what we're seeing.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
We're middle of.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
The pack now, no question about it. And my prediction
is we're going to see some more coaching changes. Well
people have already left the team. Yeah, I'm protecting more.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Well, you've got to surely you need to be looking
at the attack, certainly in the backs. Yeah, and just
saying it's not working, well, there's nothing happening.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
It is a very telling thing. My family are very
much Rugby Union p one fans. They doesn't matter what's
going on, they will watch it. They will consume your product.
My dad watched a bit of the second half of
the game and didn't watch the rest of it, right,
And my brother, who loves it too, die Hard, was
just like, oh, I saw the score and was just like, no,
I'm not eve gonna bother Yeah, And I was like,
why is that? You know, just because we lost that
(26:22):
node because it's been so hard to watch lately, and
it is it's the first time that has ever happened.
Speaking of which, let's talk to about the cricket.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
The one day yesterday, New Zealand scraping home in the end,
they have to do something about the over eight. It
is tediously slow. They've got to have some meaningful punishments.
And they were suggesting on ere yesterday. Literally, you know,
if you're two or three, but if you're an over
behind the rate, you lose a fielder from the side, right,
(26:50):
if you're two overs, you lose two fielders. Because what
if you're three overs, three overs, you lose three fielders.
It's just ridiculously, it's ridiculous how elongated games have become.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
What if your four overs four fielders?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yes, wow, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Because it's stupid, it's just way too slow. Well, we've
had a guts take about the rugby and the cricket. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
How was the UFA UFC yesterday? UFC three twenty two
was bloody good. Actually it was a great card. There's
lots of knockouts. The main two events were Valentina Chefchenko
events Waylee. Zang Zang went up a division to fight
chef Chenko. Two are the best fighters to ever do it,
male or female, and there was just a huge size difference.
(27:34):
Valentina Chevchenko took Waylee apart with absolutely no trouble whatsoever
across five rounds, and Israel Markatchiev did the same went
up a division to welterweight and took a part the champ.
Jack Della Madelana did not lose a round, absolutely smashed
him to bits. He is now tied for the most
consecutive wins in UFC history at sixteen. That guy's going
(27:55):
to win thirty fights. He has an absolute weapon. People
can play because he's a big wrestling keys. He's a
lot of on the ground. So people hate it because
it's not action pack. That is the nature of the
beast Man. That is what UFC is. It's mixed martial arts,
So too bad. It's I love him. He's a very
funny guy and I don't think anyone's going to beat
him for a long, long period.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
So he specializes in BJJ. He does.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
He's a bit of a BJJ guy, but certainly a
wrestling dude. He is from Dagastan, a very small village
in Dagistan. He is with Kabeb, who smashed over Conor McGregor.
Kobeb's father trained all these kids that grew up in
the small village. It's given like seven or ten Olympic
champions Wow, out of a village of like four hundred
(28:36):
or something. Ridiculous. These guys are just on a completely
different level.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
What did you watch, Keezy, Ah?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I watched the cricket. Actually, I sat and watched the
entire most of the second over in the end of
the most of the second innings and the end of
the first innings of the black Caps with my parents,
who don't watch cricket. Right, So they've gone from rugby
into cricket.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Now.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
It's very interesting. Good god, it is interesting.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
There's she had the Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
In four on Radio Lucky Sublime there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon of time twenty five
minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Fellas. Over the weekend there was the big Lotto drawl, right,
the largest ever fifty five mil. Did you buy a ticket?
I got, ah Man, I did same here. It was
split between three lots. I think it was eighteen mil
each or something. They get. It's pretty damn good now.
I bought the ticket on my phone on the app there,
(29:34):
and it does this thing where it shows you whether
you've won it, like plays it out for you one
after the other. The balls come out. You know. I
haven't actually looked at it yet. Because I'm waiting to
do that tonight with my wife, right, okay, yeah, and
we're going to watch it together, right, and so I'm just.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Going to stop it halfway and watch the rest tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Are you how long is it? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
I don't have that phone.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
How many lines did you get?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
How many lines did I get? Yeah? Twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
W that is?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Okay, yeah, old money Bucks, old money backs, money Bucks, casey.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Old money Bucks, keysy. I like it.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
It's good man got a ring to it.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
So yeah, I bought a twenty five dollars ticket whatever
that is. And I haven't checked it yet, but I'm
pretty sure I have one. Yeah. So all I'm saying
is when I check it tonight and I find out
I did win, I'll be thinking of you, guys, and
if there is anything you guys want, you will be
looked after. Let's just say, oh, okay, is there anything
you know? Because obviously the first thing I'm doing is quitting.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Here quin This is on the public record now. Yeah,
so if you have one, then I will quit. Yet
when you say you'll look after rush hush.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
When you say when money bucks, Keezy says, I'll look.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
At nudge, nudge, wink wink. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Does that mean yeah, you're going to give us some
what cash? You know what I want to give you cash?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Mogi. What I'll give you is basically, I'll just say, hey,
is this something you want? Oh? Yeah, I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'll buy it for you. Well, there
in that case, there is what is it? A boat?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Okay? Well, I mean I'm obviously I'm not going to
buy you like a like a super yacht or anything
stupid like that, or why not because most of this
is for all that talk, I'll buy you. You know
what he is? He's all mouth, yes, he is massively
all mouth.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Okay, my wife and I are looking to move out
of our house.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
How about just a little apartment in town?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I buy you an apartment? Yes, in town? Yes, yeah, okay,
I'll pick it though, yep. Done like it and I'll
do that. Yeah, yeah, good Maggie. What do you want?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
I'm looking around at bicycles, remember, because you know I'm
sorry to bicycle to work and bicycle into the radio. Yes,
I could do with a and a new office, a
new office, yeah, that'll be great. You're just renting one, right, yeah,
so if I could have my own, that'll be much easier,
much and have I could have it closer to home.
In fact, if you build me a house that's got
a studio and it, that'll make it easy. And then
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I don't need the bike. You can save money on
the bike. Don't worry about the bike, man.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Actually, while you're on it, before we move before we move.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Out, we need to get our deck fixed up. So
if you could get that sort of too, Keysy, that'd
be good. Just that you know, the big bat deck.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
She's a hoo of a mess. I do.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I've never been to your.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
House, right, if you get that sorted all right?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Well look I'm not I mean, I can't promise all
of these things. For example, Mogich definitely gonna get you
that bike, mate, thanks man Um and jac I can
I can help with your deck, but let's just say
when it comes in, yeah, leave it with old Bikezi
all right, old money bucks help Kesy, Keysy's going to
look after us.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Cool Jam there on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Hold Donkey Big Show this Monday afternoon. Now we've been
running an extraordinary competition on the big show, haven't we
folds best seat on the boundary.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
That's right, it's the opportunity to sit with us on
the boundary of the Hot Spring SPA T twenty Black
Clash in association with Wolfbrook. It's happening in the Bay
this time in beautiful Mount Munganui at the Bay Oval
January seventeenth. We will be there. We're starting to figure
out what it's going to look like on the sideline
there on the boundary, some big plans. Moogie's going to
be an espeedos Park is going to be wearing a
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cool hat. So there's a lot of it. There's a
lot of things happening.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'll be commentating, Yeah, you'll be commentating, Yeah, I don't you.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Like to get near the filth too much, if you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Fors but you.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Guys will certainly look after them.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
We'll be down there and it is absolutely one of
the greatest events on the calendar since the absence of
the Sevens down there, a Wellington are going to say
the Black Clash has really taken over as a destination
sports event for both animals and the whole family.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
You get again, naps Out, Keezy we'll wait and see
how we go. Okay, yeah, but the prize that we
are about to call the winner of is pretty massive.
It includes flights for you and thanks to New Zealand's
Grab a Seat, we'll flay from anywhere in the country
up to Todunger. There you'll spend a night at the
Trinity Wharf Todunger, which is a fantastic a hotel. Coincidentally,
that's where we are also staying, so we'll probably bump
(34:12):
in to each other yea, no carry on, yeah yeah yeah.
And then you'll have access to sit with Team Hodaki
right on the boundary in front of the sold out
acc Export Ultra Zone. It will be free drinks and
food and all sorts of stuff. It is the best
seats in the house. Let's do it man, all right,
let me just type it in here, all right, do.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Just due and you get a Andrew. It's old hoodie
j Mogi and Keezy from the Big Show. How are
you going, your mad bastard.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I'm doing bloody well fellas you.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah good, good good, you're surviving your Monday afternoon there, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, yeah, just getting by mate. Just just better be
for timber of supplies please.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah mate, Yeah, okay, speaking of change you what do
you do for a christ.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I'm operations manager for a plumbing plumb Tell me Andrew,
you like your cricket, love my cricket? Ah?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
How good?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
The great news for you, my friend, is are you
and a mate a joining the big show on the
sideline of the Black Clache.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Are you feeling about that? You're joking? No, mate, all true?
Oh good, bloody good. It is amazing Andrew. You'll get
to bring a mate with you, will be flowing thanks
to New Zealand's grab a seat. You'll be staying in
the same hotel as us, the Trinity Wharf. It is
an amazing place to stay in, an amazing event to
be a part of as well. Mate, who you're gonna
bring with you? Oh jeez, it's probably gonna have to
(35:51):
be a fight to the death. Yeah, yeah, I like it.
I like it. Andrew. Well, congratulations mate, you stay on
hold and look forward to seeing you in jen bloody good.
Thanks very much, gay good.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Mate, good on your massive bad He sounds like a
nice feeling, really really does.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Unbelievable. Unbelievable And while the acc export Ultra zone might
have sold out the ACHIZI. You can still get tickets
for other areas at Blackclash, dot cot, dot co, dot
m Z.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Tune in on Radio ac DC there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
The time is five forty six fellows.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I got a slightly concerning text from my wife about
five or ten minutes ago, and she texted me, are
you guys all g question mark?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Question mark question mark meaning all three of us? All
three of us? Right? Is that?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
And at the beginning of the show someone also texted
into you, I believe Margie or to all of us,
are you guys all?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
What's going on? People think that we're not all g
I think and I was talking to Pugs about this.
I think we sound like we're drunk. I can't say
basic words and stuff properly, Okay, So he went back
to we just obviously we just gave away that great
prize to Andrew Great New Zealander, who we come to
the Black Clash with us. The break before that was
just riddled with just gibberish. For example, Pugs has put
(37:24):
this together.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Money Bucks, old money, Bucks, money bucks, Kesey.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
When you say you'll look after USh.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Hush, when you say when money backs keezy see is
look well.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
There, let's just say when it comes in. Yeah, leave
it with old bikes al right, old money bucks, olkesy,
old berkesy. So I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
What it's funny with old Bikeesi was We immediately pulled
you up on that after the break and you denied it.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Troublers make mistakes and we don't even know that we're
making them. And when I say we, I mean you guys.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I sound off my head. Let's
be fair. You do you say especially that look but
the issue is the issue is with this, especially with
live radio. As soon as you do one of those,
you're really worried about doing it again, which makes them happen. Yeah,
it's like a virus. It is just like a virus.
Right before I work with you, keysy, I never made
(38:23):
a mistake in my life me. The name is sorry bikes,
thank you, money bucks, Perkisi. I just want to say
we're sorry, and our standards will be raised.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
They might go off a cliff because they're getting towards
the end of the year. Now, yeah, that's that's what
we want to chat about that tomorrow. Actually, I'm concerned
about our content.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Here's David Bowie the Narchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Tune in on.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Radio Tom Pitty there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Hey you feel is November twenty ninth a switch shot
brew Kitchen and Auckland is the World Series of Kiwi Pong.
It's every single year we get a whole lot of
teams of two. All of them have great team names,
they all have outfits and costumes and things, and then
they battle it out to see who is the best
in New Zealand at Kiwi Pong wow aka throwing ping
pong balls into cups full of liquid?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Who wins?
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Were the best team? Oh?
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (39:20):
And the good news is because the best team you
have to start in this massive open tournament and you
sort of whittle it down to one team. The final
is full of pressure, it's commentated usually by the ACC
live streamed as well, and the winning team will win
ten thousand and six dollars. I believe we had a
couple of plumbers one of a few years back. Is
that about right now?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Over here in the Indian medbuilding Now I talk in
heaps of smack against all of the other teams, and
then they did dominate. They dominated, it ended up winning
and then took it over the road to the cass
blew it all, which.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Was pretty funny because it was literally a suitcase of cat.
It was am I right in saying that those guys
one two years in a row.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Yes, and they would have never been seen since ah
because they take that money and told their boss to
shove it. Yea, now you've heaven. You're Keezy, You and
Mania myself and Manaia from the Brickie Show a team.
I think we're a team Hodaki or I think we're
named team Bakeezi, pong Jovi.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Bikezi and Benaiah. Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
No, it's pong Jovi as chosen by the office team there.
I thought of a pun, submitted it and then said, hey,
you and I are playing in the tournament, was which
is great. I'm hopeless at Kiwi Pong, but hopefully I
can dominate and get that ten thousand and six barks.
It's all thanks to so Beer, which are gummies. You
take after a night out, you can wake up fresh
thanks to so Beer. But if you're keen, it has
completely sold out. But there are two team spots available,
(40:48):
two teams of two. Here to Hodaki dot Co dot Mzi.
Get yourself from the drawer there with one of your
mates and dominate at Kiwi Pong Plenty coming up after sex.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
The Hold I Keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
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surviving your Monday evening. You're listening to the Big Show
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That sounds like someone that's just eaten a whole heap
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You know what I mean? It is weird too. I
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Yeah? What does yours do?
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No?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Nothing, just stays the same because it's already really deep.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, I've never heard of that at all. My name,
I mean my voice, my voice just and your name?
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Does that stay the same? Same? What was that? Was
that still happening when you were making love afterwards? Yeah?
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Speaker 1 (42:38):
The whole archy. Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in four on.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Radio Queens of the Stone Age.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
There on the radio, hoole arky big show this Monday evening. Now, Fellers,
we're all pretty busy and you know, the years beginning
to wrap up, and there's a lot going on. And
one of the things that I'm desperately missing in my
life at the moment is golf. I haven't played for
nearly two weeks.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Now, What the hell.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
That I was getting up to just sort of two
or three times a week there, Margie for a while.
So I'm really really hankering for a good old whack
and it's looking like maybe nixt Wednesday Keezy will be
my first opportunity.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Yeah. Well I've actually played quite a few times. Yes,
without you, it's been great. Ye, not that it hasn't
been great without you. The golf's been great. Yeah, I've
been ship it's the golf there, but it's just great. Yeah,
being out in the sun, having a walk, having a
smack around.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
You still get to wear your Wilson hat though, Man,
you've still got your golf hat.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
I just grab a hat in the morning.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I don't know what is what's on it, you know
what I mean, just to get rid of my bed here.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Sure you don't. I don't think that's true, because I
even as soon as because Maddie, the guy who hit
the hole in one for the ACC a couple of
weeks ago, he works for Wilson, and he's sent us
ahole lot of free stuff, very nice and it's like
a bit houdy jail be welded to that Wilson hat. Now. Yeah,
it's a great hair, you know, what I mean. Look
at them, Look at them going welded to it. It's welded.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
But anyway, what Movember important months and we want you
to be a part of the swingers club, some backbones
out there to join either the Big show or the
Breakfast Show and come.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
And have a whack around. That's right. Have you ever
played golf and supported November at the same time. No,
I think I might have with the ACC once or
twice November of course, improving men's health improves life for everyone, women,
families and communities. Don't wait, donate now in zi dot
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(44:34):
It's drivable from anywhere in the North Island. Driverble, I
mean in a car all right, So we're keen to
have you come and play. As we said, it's me
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and the drawers all in support of November.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
How good? How good? And I notice you've got another
thing running November there where. If you if you swear
on the course, every time you swear, you owe a
dollar to the November cause it's a dollar. Yeah, I
think there's a bloody good one. And then the other
thing that you could do, I thought is donate a
dollar every time you swear when doing renovations of any
any kind. Fortune off you Key.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah, I was gonna say, Kesy, you'd be a shocker
on the goal. You'd be You'd have to go into
one of your special accounts.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
I don't swear on the golf course days, you know,
I'm chill. Here's Bosh. Yourble's always in the bushes.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Rolling stones there on the Radio Darchy Big Show This
Monday evening, let's give out a bit of advice.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
As gmail dot com in touch with the fields. It's
a real email address, and it's an email address that
is looking at an empty fellows. I'm gonna be honest.
We've had plenty of questions coming over the over the months.
It's been very successful. However, it's starting to drill up
a week, dry up a week. Bit was pitching a
well and yeah, beak easy that people are just going
(46:13):
along very nicely, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
And what's happened is that there's a bunch of people
out there that listen have got a lot of problems
and they were sending a lot of emails, but now
they can only get one Reburger voucher, so they thought,
I'll buger for the reburg They are only really doing
it for the rebet, but you know, at the same time,
it did provide us with something to talk about. And
it doesn't mean that they didn't have a lot of problems.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
And if that's what you're doing, you've got problems.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
You've got problems. If you're reading that much Reburger that
you're completely addicted to Reburger, send us an email about
your addiction.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
We've all been there. Yeah, totally man.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, to be fair, if I was doing Bugger all
and on the dole or something and big fan of
the show, I'd probably make up something to get a
fifty dollars Reburg about you can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (47:00):
But that would be no. Hang on, we're encouraging people
to just get in the drawer for reburg of vouch
is what you get. By the way, if we read
your question now on the show, it's more about helping people,
Like I feel like we're misleading it. It's about how
do you have an issue? We're here to solve it.
We will help you solve it.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Yeah, but you get a fifty Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
What Mogi's saying is that people are only doing it
to get the fifty dollars reburg a voucher. And you
know the people that the people that have sent in
the emails your losers, calling them losers, generally, they've already
got there and they know they're not going to get
another one, so they've gone on when it stopped.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
So you don't think. So what I think what Jason
is trying to say Mogi is he thinks that you
think that there's no one in the world that needs
genuine advice. It's just reburg avout your people. I can't.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
What I'm saying is, well, there are people out there
that need help. The people that are enthusiastic emailers tend
to be people who are recidivius and want multiple reburg
Of vouts, right, now you're talking about the helping the
good hard of it. I think it's like a pot
of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yes, the
pot is good, but the gold is what people are
actually after, and the gold is the Reburg of vouchers.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Right, Okay, So I think Mogi's trying to say, Jays,
is that we need to up the amount of reburg
of vouchers we give out.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Sure, I guess so, But then again, we don't want
to encourage people just sitting on their asses on the couch.
There who are losers trying to get something for free? Right,
and then just sending an email's willy nilly purely for
the reason of getting a Reburg avoucher.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Just spotted an email, So there is one here, we go. Good,
Hey guys anonymous here, when can I expect my fifty
dollars Reburg voucher? Please?
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Oh you never get those? No, they don't exist.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
This is although they do exist. We don't want to
tell people they don't exist if they exists. Why isn't
this guy received one? Well, this is from someone who
asked about his girlfriend's dog. And my wife and I've
been together three and a half years. Hit a dog
before he met and the dog doesn't like Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
I remember that.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yes, we got a Jared peanut buttter.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Eh yeah, I can't remember. But he hasn't got as
vouch yet. I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Yeah, well I know what's having there. What we haven't
seen it to him because they don't exist.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
So they do. We'll look into that for you right now, Anonymous,
and we'll try to figure something out.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
I've never seen mine.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
No, No, we send them straight to the people. Ah,
what do you want to do you? What I'm saying
is I haven't seen them. So I'm putting two and
two to get here because I haven't seen them, and
we constantly get emails from people saying they haven't received them.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
He tells me they don't exist.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
They've never seen one either for that matter.
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Okay, it's all lading up.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday evening.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Now Fellers, you're a call.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
On the Friday, I was telling the telling you that
I had my wife's staff do to go.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
To my Satday night.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Now, First and foremost, I don't like go to parties
cool so cool.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Man, what a party?
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Rock and roll man, you encapsulate the hoducky vibe.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
But this was a double whammy because not only was
it the staff work due for my wife, it was
also dress up.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Can I say that in this day and age it
is unacceptable to have a dress up party?
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Come on as a work do? To me?
Speaker 4 (50:22):
It's it was asking a lot of people to even
want to go in the first place, let alone to
dress up like a goose. I mean, what are we
like in your late thirties, fifties, sixties?
Speaker 3 (50:36):
I mean, come on, man, are so boring? And also
you only dress up as a goose if the theme
is birds. There is goose now my wife of course,
because she loves a dress up well, heeps, people do, yeah,
carry on. She went as Billie Eilish, Billie Eilish. Yes,
she looked good, she looked great. So did she wear
like a big baggy sweater or something.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
She wore all green, cool green, sort of no bright,
sort of neon green.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
She looked rock and roll man green like here as well? No,
just a green beanie.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
And there's a particular look that she had at one
period of her life, and she replicated it exactly. And
I was sitting there that afternoon and going, oh God, god, a.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Do I have to go and be I'm not dressing up.
I remember he called me and he's just like, why
couldn't the theme be bird shits? Yes, you know, and
then I've got costumes for Africa. And then I said,
you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
I would have been fine if that were the case, right,
But in the end she said, oh, you know, just
just goes yourself, but don't worry about us, no bigger
And then she said, hey, I don't know, idea, why
don't you go as Rivers.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Cuomo, who was a cree, generic bloke.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Generic bloke, And so I went online and I checked out,
sort of thinking that he might be quite wacky in
his dress since but he's just a normal, very average dude.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
He's sort of he's sort of up your alli in
the sense I think he might wear a black with
a T shirt underneath it, and he's got the thick
black glasses that he wears Buddy Holly's.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
He looks like beg on Mogi And so I was like,
my god, That's a genius idea because essentially I could
wear whatever.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
I was gonna wear. Anyways, I had those black glasses.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
I put on my my Wilson's cap there and I
was like, boom, sweat, I'm done.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
You vaped so much you would have also been wheezing. Yeah.
I was wheezing all over the place.
Speaker 7 (52:30):
And we arrived true story, and that everyone was like, Oh,
to my wife, you look amazing, you know, blah blah blah,
and they were like, who are you Jays? And I
was like Rivers Cuomo and I could tell by the
lock on their eyes.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
They had no idea who he was. So it was
the perfect ruse because when they're in that situation, they
can't go you don't look anything like Rivers Cuomo.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
He looks no one knows what he looks like. It
was genius. Yeah, I mean you could have put some
effident and dressed up as they put the glasses on,
but you need those to see, you know. And I
just dressed as I normally would.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Drink what's your favorite wee like cool and kind of rocky,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
It's your favorite Weezer song?
Speaker 2 (53:15):
And it was just I was don't ignore me because
you don't.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
Know of your songs.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
I'm terrible with titles of them every single day. I know,
but I can't pick up the Trouble.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
I need to go to one right now.
The home I keep big thanks to crave Worthy stream
Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big, big show, really big Jason Hitch might know,
and Cheesy get out your mad barsar. It's great to
have your company. That's glorious Monday afternoon. It is the
seventeenth of November twenty twenty five, and you, my friends,
as always listening to the big show brought to you
by Rebig.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Year crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Rebier gear.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah great, So I've got a Moggi Yustallion house.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Life going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son
of a bee? What a weekend man, Yeah, beautiful, full
of yarns and tails out the back of that one.
Let me tell you a Fellers, I had an absolute ball.
And we really are getting into the business end of
summer now, aren't we we are?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hey, I'm fired up about it. Actually, I'm frothing about it.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Keezy. How about you, your mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm stoked to be hanging out the back of spring
yeah man, and looking at the business end of summer.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
These are steering it right down the barrel. You're looking
at me?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah man?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh so good.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Had to gobble it up. Had good. Yeah, man, that
vitamin D ah Man.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I'm getting so much D in me at the moment.
It's not funny.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I thought your mood has lifted, because I find that
when you're not getting any D yet, your mood really
it dips off, doesn't It goes off.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
A cliff hell here, it turns into a hurt of
a mood.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
If there's D out there, I'll take it, you know
what I'm saying. Strutting around them a little short. He's
there at home getting a bit of D.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's bloody good, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It is really good?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Speaking of good, Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the
show man?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
As usual, We've got the biggest competitions in the entire world.
Today will be announcing the winners of best seats on
the Boundary. That is, when you could get the opportunity
to come along and sit with us on the Boundary
at the Black Clash in January.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Keep your phone on. We'll be calling a wonder a
little a little later on the show.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Also, we'll be having a little bit of CV chat
and just prick your ears up there. You have a
little thin about the times that you've lied on your
CV in order to get a job, and old Mogi,
I'll be chatting a little bit later on about potentially
finding a new way to get around the city. You're
going to be purchasing a bicycle.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Bicycle, Mogi.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You like bicycles, Jason, I hate can't reach the pedals
training wheels.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, and they hurt my ass. Yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I'd rather just get d instead.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Hey, let's get to the tune, shall we. He's ready
it with his glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, rage against mache What a way to check up
On Monday.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I took monkeys there on the Radio Hole Archy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past
four o'clock. Right now, it's time for some breaking news.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
This is breaking news, huge news Fellas. As of the
thirtieth of September, Statistics New Zealand released the official new
population of New Zealand. Guess what it is? Five five
point two mile wrong? Five point three three million. Wow. Okay,
(03:24):
so we're growing. We're growing at a rapid pace. One
thing I noticed though, is that the the population is
broken into two million, six hundred and forty nine thousand
males two million, six hundred and eighty five thousand females,
which means there are thirty six thousand more females in
the world than there are males. Oh yeah in New Zealand. Sorry, yeah,
(03:47):
in New Zealand. So I guess that begs the question
what do we think of that? I'm gonna say, what question?
Does it be? Easy? It just bigs a question what
do we think of that? Right?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Well, I guess it's it can be interested in all
sorts of ways. I guess it mainly it depends on
the age breaker, because a lot of people out there
with it would be thinking, well, if it's a numbers
game and I'm looking for love as a male, the
numbers are going to be in my favor. Yeah, not
taking into account gay people because that won't work. Yeah, yeah, okay,
and mostly lesbians on that side. Yeah, that'll take a
(04:22):
few out. Then, of course is the older generation as well,
So you want to sort of you want to be
you know, if you're young enough coming, you want to
sort of be looking at the twenty to thirty five
forty sort of a bracket, don't you Keeasy, I know
you operate a bit older than that. Yeah, so how
do you convert that?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Jase?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You know, how do you put that to work?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Fish and foremostly you know, I mean in terms of
older people.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
They still like to shag.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh they love it, um and you know what they
And I don't know if this is statistically correct, but
it is my belief, rightly or wrongly, that women outlive men.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yes, that's right about eight years.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So my viber is that maybe it's at the at
the older end of the scale as opposed to ye, hello.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
End of the skyte That makes a big difference, right, Okay,
so let's just say, let's just say half of them
are at the older end of the scale and the
other half are in the hello yeah end of the scale.
That's still you know, eighteen thousand females.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I think you're saying off air Kizy that you regret
getting married was a bit on the nose.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Well, no know what I said, was I regret getting
married on Auckland anniversary weekend? Oh yeah, because now every
anniversary weekend is like my own it's yes, yeah, But
you saying off air, Jase, that you massively regret getting
married for this exact reason. Yeah, it was crazy, Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I mean especially that I got married like twenty eight
years ago. Well you're a literly reason that was these
figures that were released into I.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Feel like, well, basically, what I'm saying is there are
thirty six thousand lonely females out there also?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Am I right and saying as a generalization that a
lot of women there is there is a vibe out there.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
There's just no good men around there is that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I was reading an article about that as well, Jason.
A lot of them think that New Zealand men are
emotionally immature.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Whatever is sheesh? But what do you guys think we
should do about it? Hypothetically? Speaking like Jase, you're a
big fan of Sister Wives, that TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, you could do with another couple of wives, couldn't.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Is that something you'd be open to? You said that
it's not.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
You said, it's not marriage that you don't like so
much that you're against. You don't regret getting married because
you love marriage as just the wife side of things.
So if you had another two or three that you
could put to work around the place you were saying
you'd be happy.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I'm open to it.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What are your thoughts? News, Len, how do you feel
about that? Divide men and women?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
We want your hands on three four eight three oh,
give us a call. I know eight hundred Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
The Clash, the hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Def Lippard There on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
this Monday after noon. The time is twenty three minutes
past four o'clock. I mean, had some breaking news in
the first break there basically population statistics Fellers, that's right.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Five point three three million people in New Zealand now
and there are thirty six thousand more women in New
Zealand than there are men. Yeah, and so this big
you know, the discussion. Yeah, hypothetically, purely hypothetically failers. Yes,
if it were legal having another wife, would you be
open to it?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's a good question. Certainly, certainly thought it was legal.
Why is it? Is it illegal?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Isn't it illegal?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I believe it is illegal.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Why would that be if I've got the opportunity to
make you know, upwards of you know, five ten women
the happiest woman in the world. Surely that should be okay.
Why are they not allowed to be happy by being
married to it?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Fair point, So why should they be denied?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Hey man, i'll help your campaign rule.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Can I also check in there that woman could have
more than one husband? Yes, but given given the population,
there's going to be a bigger ask asn't it is,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
But as a general chat, Yes, how do you feel
about either? I think otherwise it's discriminating. Yes, I think
we should be open to that. So would you want
more than one husband, James?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
More than one husband? Look, I'd be happy to go.
You see, I'd trying to quate it out a little bit. Yes,
I trying to even up the numbers. Yes, so I
might be open to three husbands and anotherwise, Yes, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
So I'm taking three fellows off the scene.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
And I'm percent because I think there's certain roles and
we understand this that you and I we're not capable
of fulfilling. For example, I'm not a good handyman around
the house, So I would marry a guy it's really
good with his hands, that's me. I would marry you keasy.
You're too young, too mature for me. Yeah, And they
(09:06):
don't have a couple of a couple of wives, you know,
so I think it'll be really good. Actually, you'd have
you'd have all the bases covered.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
But what you're describing as you and a handyman and
a couple of wife, that's just two couples.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
No, they're not. They're my husbands. They're not allowed to
go near my wives or smash them.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Right, Okay, So in this situation, it's not like an
all Ins and my wife. They're all very separate and
they all love me, right.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
But they don't love each other.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Can I just clarify from my perspective, Yeah, it's all
in for me.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, because you said it's going to be you, three
other dudes and then one woman and an extra your wife.
Yeah right, so two wives, yes, three husbands. Yes, So
I'll be like a six person relationship and it's all in.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's all in, and and absolutely you make a bloody
good point because.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm not a handyman made I don't mind admitting it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So if there's a builder trader out there, the bastard
are the bastard.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, the happiest man yeah, totally right, because I guess
in my situation, fellers during SAP sexy for them. Yes,
are you already doing?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You already do? Man? You got your what is that
a seagull shirt on? Today? I have no idea what's
on it? I think you know obviously in my situation,
you guys, that's your preferences. I just go for the
extra wife if I had to.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
That's sexist.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That's sexest of you to only say that women are
only allowed to come into your relationship. Why are you
excluding men? What? You're just shocking because.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
There's more females than there are men, isn't there what
we're discussing this is you'll have an extra husband.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Okay, good, because I know that you were running for
a little while there, KIZI then a four.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Year old references it a little.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Thing that you were running for a little while there,
that you made public about the opportunity of a threesome.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
This is this is in some few feet sort of
you know, well that would sort of come into it.
Oh wait, so you'd be all in two? No? Well
now because I have to change now I've got a husband,
because I don't want to be saying that it's all good. Yeah,
what what's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Your husband's allowed in your marital bed now, I've.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Got three bloody husbands for God's sake. All right, fine,
my husband's allowed in my bed. Oh, I'm glad we
sorted that out.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
In the Strokes there on the radio. Holdarky Big Show
this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
The time is four.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Thirty five, fellas. I'm thinking about getting a bicycle. I've
got a new office. We've moved our business into a
new office, not Hodaki, different business, and it's quite close
to my house. It's in Central Auckland. It's on Customs
Street there for people that know that, but it's Custard Street.
Custard Street, that's right, Custard Street. And actually it's right
(11:57):
next door to a Rippers if you know himself.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Actually there's another one just around the corner. Not that
that's why we got the space.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's just a pure happy coincidence.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Anyway, I've decided that I'm going to stop driving in
because the parking is unbelievable, the prices on the packing
and you can't find on anyway, and if you did
cost your bomb. So I'm going to start. I thought,
what about if I start riding a bicycle? Would you
guys ride a bicycle around? I'm just wondering because the
thing is, I don't want to look and cool. Rather
(12:29):
that's possible, but is it POSSI It depends.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Will you have a massive helmet. I've got a massive helmet, yeah,
so you'll have that out on. Will you wear a helmet? Ah?
It depends what kind of helmet would need to be
for a start? Massive?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I mean have you seen his noggin is? So it
is a huge nut.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
He's running there, huge nut?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
What kind of helmet are you thinking? First?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Well, this is the thing. The first thing I was
thinking was I don't want to have a helmet at
all when I'm riding a bicycle. And then I remember
that what happens if I get run over and I
have my head on the concrete? Correct? I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Be a Yeah. I think what you've got to do
is because I know you don't like wearing hats and stuff,
because you need your signature moogi hairdoe helmet. That's right,
your helmet. So what you've got to do. I think
you you're just going to say it's safety wise, it's
you know, this is I'm doing it for my family. Yes,
and by a full face sort of B mixed stone
with a little visor thing on it too.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And also, you know, if you're not running a helmet,
you run the chance of losing your hair hat.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yes, so you know that will make sure.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You don't want to turn up to work and not
be wearing a helmet and your hair has been blown
skill up and you had a big meeting and it's
all sidewise, it's.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Been blown off completely, and I've got to retrace my
steps of the bicycle.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah. Yeah, so I guess I reckon one of those
full face helmets. And then obviously the next question face
a full face helmet, Yeah yeah yeah. And then the
next question is what kind of bike? Because are you
thinking b A mix Moji? Yeah, I think so B
mix yeah, BMX like Matthew Ridge. I used to ride
around shirtless, so I could start doing that. Yeah, well
(14:10):
you've got the body for it, you know what I'm saying.
I mean, your cat. My only concern there was there
could be traffic concidents, absolutely craning.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
The next yeah, Taylor.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, who's the gooba with the full face helmet and
shirt off on a B A mix.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
My only other concern in this regard is what your
what your fitness level is at. It's low in terms
of aerobically, I know you yes, fits in terms of strength.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Sure, aerobically. I think it'll come back to me eventually,
you know what I mean. It's not that far. You know,
we're talking about a few kzy. I mean I could
technically I could walk, but I hate walking.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah. Would you put pigs on your B mix?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Pigs? Pigs pigs?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
You mean so I can do some freestyle and ye yeah, yeah,
Well there actually is a skate pack on the way,
so I could do some grind and sort of some
nose hops and all that sort of stuff. Those hopes
would be good at that pop a few wheelies, et cetera,
et cetera. So there's I guess there's a million ways
for me to look and be cool.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I was just sort of thinking that maybe it would
make me less cool, but it sounds like not.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Well, I think with the full faced helmet, the B
mix of the pigs on it, yeah, sh spoky dokies
and they like the little things you put on your spokes.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah, a little bell on the front. Oh, basket, I
need a basket, yeah, to take my lunch and that
in with me.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
You a backpack on.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I will have my backpack on as well. Yes, and
then you'll need a little bit of a torch on
the front in case I have to ride around at night.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You know, I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm I'm one hundred percent into it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Cheers, feels bicycle moogie.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm going to have a look on old trade me
there and see how I can track down feels.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
We'll let us know how you get on. Well, we'll
post it on in Choice.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It's Kings of the Hollarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Keyzy tune in on radio.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Heerrosmith There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The time is four forty eight. Let's talk some TV.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue, Yes and Fellers.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I watched at Keysy's recommendation, the first episode of Traders
are UK Celebrity k.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
It has a whole bunch of different celebrities on this.
Some I've heard of, some not, and I don't think
I can keep going because two reasons. Keyzy, you're probably right.
You gave it a five star review, Best reality TV show.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
For reality, best reality TV show I've ever seen. It's
because they're kind of like superhero movies.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I just can't watch them. They're just not for me,
and that what they spend a lot of time doing
is playing creepy music but not going anywhere with anything.
There's a lot of baggering around.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
That's what I said. When I watched the first episode.
I was like, there's a whole lot of like BS
record on this thing that you just have to buy into,
right because the first episode and the second episode I
struggled with it still, but then after that you're away.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Okay, I'll flick it onto the third episode. I'm going
to try it because it was I was just skipping through.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Again, Okay, boring, there's no point. Well, no, I'm.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Skipping through because there's so much they're just wasting my
time telling me boring stuff and playing scary music and
ship It's like, I'm not three, just put the show on.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
So if you found the same thing in the first
not so much that I needed to skip through it.
I feel like that. I feel like there's no point, right,
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Okay, so the first two episodes were like that you're saying, but.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
To me, But then I just accepted it.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Okay, great, all right, well then I'll give it a
mess zero stars for me.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
And can I just say I've had four messages from
people saying it was a great recommendation. So it depends who.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
You are, and that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
For me.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
It's just I can't do reality TV. Yep, fair enough, yeah, fellows,
it's on three now.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I've started watching a series on Netflix called The Beast
in Me with Clear Danes and Matthew Reese.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
And here's the basic premise.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Author Aggie Wiggs has receded from public life since the
death of her young son, unable to write the ghost
of her former self, but she finds an unlikely subject
for a new book when the house next door is
bought by Nile Jarvis. Now, Nile Jarvis is an uber
(18:48):
wretch psychopath basically who in the past has been accused.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Of murdering his wife. But he got away with it
and did he do it?
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I've got to say, very good, it's a very good
drama thriller, clear dange. She's very she almost specializes in
stressed out characters, remember Homeland and all that sort of stuff.
And I like her as an actor, and the storyline's
pretty good and there's quite a few unexpected twists. Niall
Jarvis has as a father who is even worse than
(19:24):
he is. But it's a good, solid drama and I'll
give it three point two buzzies.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That's great. My TV recommendation today comes from my wife.
I spent the weekend and totally working on my motorbike
and playing golf, and she was at home and she
just had a chill weekend and got obsessed with a
TV show she was watching called The Test. It's about
the Australian cricket team.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Oh god, it's on Prime video.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
On prime video. She watched six episodes wow, which is huge,
and she's I'm just obsessed with it. It was released
after the sandpaper gate and it's about them trying to
restore you know what is it? Mana and the Aussie Juice.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
There's a couple of sea I've seen the first season,
which is that one that's very good? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, And she I said, how many buzzies out of five. Yeah,
she said, I hate that you call it buzzies.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, sure, that's it.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Sorry, how many stars out of five? She said four buzzies.
Then I said, is that four buzzies out of five?
And she said, no, don't call them buzzies.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Okay, so she gives it four.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Busies out of five, and that's on Watch Prime four
buzzies out of five and she's white. She Binge watched
it about the Aussy cricket team six episodes. She loved it.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Yeah, really good. It's haply with it being Stokes documentary, Jose,
which I know you enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You recommend Jace to watch that. In the first year
of this TV was on this radio show.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Boy, did I glad? I'm glad You're dead? It's an
absolute goozy?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
What platform is that?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
On?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Floyd the Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
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Big Show this Monday afternoon, four minutes to five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
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Speaker 2 (21:33):
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make sure you've got your phone on you after five o'clock. Also,
I went to my wife's work do on Saturday night
a little chit chat about that because my wife gave
me a genius idea that saved my arm.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
No, I also want to call a show meeting.
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Speaker 2 (22:05):
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Speaker 3 (22:10):
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Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, if I was sitting with someone that was eating.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Like that, that would irritate me.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yes, what if it was Reburger.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I mean even if it was Reburger and that doing that,
I'd be human.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
What if it was your wife? Human? All right? You
know what I mean? What if it was me, I'd
probably just deck you. Bring it on, sucker. Do you
hate eating noises?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Mokey? It doesn't really bother me. Depends how much people
have taken the purse. But yeah, not like Jay something.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I'm not a because it's one of those things. It's
like there are certain people that get triggered by it
because I don't give a crap in the movie theater.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, no, it definitely triggers me.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Actually.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Pugs was making a very good point the other day
about how when he's trying to eat and people are
talking to him, and he's like, he's got a mouthful
of food and people are expecting an answer, and he's
to sit there chewing and finishing his mouthful before he
can actually answer the question and.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
That gets deep deep insiders. God, he was the trick
as you just talk back to them with your mouth.
I guess I just sp You know what you could
do is just go sorry, spit it onto your hands,
answer the question, then put it back in the Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I like that. It's good.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
I'm start doing that your masticated meal.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Hey plenty coming up this hour to make sure you
have your phone on, by the way, for the best
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Speaker 3 (23:51):
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Speaker 1 (23:53):
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Speaker 2 (23:59):
Ike's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is thirteen minutes past five minutes talks more.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, what do you want to chat about?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
First?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
The All Blacks?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
You want to vent for four minutes about rugby men?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
What I was saying to you off here, wasn't I
Mogi read the All Blacks excuse me debacle? And there's
two things about the All Blacks for me, and one
is that I'm no clearer now about their what their
plan of attack is in terms of what their game
plan is from the start of the season to the
(24:43):
end of the season. I still don't know what their
game attack is. Also, I wouldn't have a clue who
the top fifteen are. I'm no more clear about that
than I was as you were saying two seasons ago.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I don't know what's going on. Our attack is horrendously bad.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, and as you pointed out, we stole so much
possession of them and they still gave.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Us a hiding.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
I think we've got about seven or eight line outs
off them, which is a huge amount of position to
be taken off off a team. So that and that
area where tickety boo. But yeah, the attack really can
only be described as aimless, and you would think that
there would be some kind of development in that area,
but there doesn't seem to be. So I don't know
(25:26):
what's going on. I know that there's certainly the talent
in the team, and I think that's pretty much what
seems to be getting us through. Having said all that,
I've got no idea what's going on behind the scenes.
We're not a bloody clue. All I know is they're
certainly not playing to their potential because they are they're
a lot better side than what we're seeing.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
We're middle of.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
The pack now, no question about it. And my prediction
is we're going to see some more coaching changes. Well
people have already left the team. Yeah, I'm protecting more.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Well, you've got to surely you need to be looking
at the attack, certainly in the backs. Yeah, and just
saying it's not working, well, there's nothing happening.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
It is a very telling thing. My family are very
much Rugby Union p one fans. They doesn't matter what's
going on, they will watch it. They will consume your product.
My dad watched a bit of the second half of
the game and didn't watch the rest of it, right,
And my brother, who loves it too, die Hard, was
just like, oh, I saw the score and was just like, no,
I'm not eve gonna bother Yeah, And I was like,
why is that? You know, just because we lost that
(26:22):
node because it's been so hard to watch lately, and
it is it's the first time that has ever happened.
Speaking of which, let's talk to about the cricket.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
The one day yesterday, New Zealand scraping home in the end,
they have to do something about the over eight. It
is tediously slow. They've got to have some meaningful punishments.
And they were suggesting on ere yesterday. Literally, you know,
if you're two or three, but if you're an over
behind the rate, you lose a fielder from the side, right,
(26:50):
if you're two overs, you lose two fielders. Because what
if you're three overs, three overs, you lose three fielders.
It's just ridiculously, it's ridiculous how elongated games have become.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
What if your four overs four fielders?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yes, wow, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Because it's stupid, it's just way too slow. Well, we've
had a guts take about the rugby and the cricket. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
How was the UFA UFC yesterday? UFC three twenty two
was bloody good. Actually it was a great card. There's
lots of knockouts. The main two events were Valentina Chefchenko
events Waylee. Zang Zang went up a division to fight
chef Chenko. Two are the best fighters to ever do it,
male or female, and there was just a huge size difference.
(27:34):
Valentina Chevchenko took Waylee apart with absolutely no trouble whatsoever
across five rounds, and Israel Markatchiev did the same went
up a division to welterweight and took a part the champ.
Jack Della Madelana did not lose a round, absolutely smashed
him to bits. He is now tied for the most
consecutive wins in UFC history at sixteen. That guy's going
(27:55):
to win thirty fights. He has an absolute weapon. People
can play because he's a big wrestling keys. He's a
lot of on the ground. So people hate it because
it's not action pack. That is the nature of the
beast Man. That is what UFC is. It's mixed martial arts,
So too bad. It's I love him. He's a very
funny guy and I don't think anyone's going to beat
him for a long, long period.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
So he specializes in BJJ. He does.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
He's a bit of a BJJ guy, but certainly a
wrestling dude. He is from Dagastan, a very small village
in Dagistan. He is with Kabeb, who smashed over Conor McGregor.
Kobeb's father trained all these kids that grew up in
the small village. It's given like seven or ten Olympic
champions Wow, out of a village of like four hundred
(28:36):
or something. Ridiculous. These guys are just on a completely
different level.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
What did you watch, Keezy, Ah?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I watched the cricket. Actually, I sat and watched the
entire most of the second over in the end of
the most of the second innings and the end of
the first innings of the black Caps with my parents,
who don't watch cricket. Right, So they've gone from rugby
into cricket.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Now.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
It's very interesting. Good god, it is interesting.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
There's she had the Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
In four on Radio Lucky Sublime there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon of time twenty five
minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Fellas. Over the weekend there was the big Lotto drawl, right,
the largest ever fifty five mil. Did you buy a ticket?
I got, ah Man, I did same here. It was
split between three lots. I think it was eighteen mil
each or something. They get. It's pretty damn good now.
I bought the ticket on my phone on the app there,
(29:34):
and it does this thing where it shows you whether
you've won it, like plays it out for you one
after the other. The balls come out. You know. I
haven't actually looked at it yet. Because I'm waiting to
do that tonight with my wife, right, okay, yeah, and
we're going to watch it together, right, and so I'm just.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Going to stop it halfway and watch the rest tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Are you how long is it? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
I don't have that phone.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
How many lines did you get?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
How many lines did I get? Yeah? Twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
W that is?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Okay, yeah, old money Bucks, old money backs, money Bucks, casey.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Old money Bucks, keysy. I like it.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
It's good man got a ring to it.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
So yeah, I bought a twenty five dollars ticket whatever
that is. And I haven't checked it yet, but I'm
pretty sure I have one. Yeah. So all I'm saying
is when I check it tonight and I find out
I did win, I'll be thinking of you, guys, and
if there is anything you guys want, you will be
looked after. Let's just say, oh, okay, is there anything
you know? Because obviously the first thing I'm doing is quitting.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Here quin This is on the public record now. Yeah,
so if you have one, then I will quit. Yet
when you say you'll look after rush hush.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
When you say when money bucks, Keezy says, I'll look.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
At nudge, nudge, wink wink. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Does that mean yeah, you're going to give us some
what cash? You know what I want to give you cash?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Mogi. What I'll give you is basically, I'll just say, hey,
is this something you want? Oh? Yeah, I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'll buy it for you. Well, there
in that case, there is what is it? A boat?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Okay? Well, I mean I'm obviously I'm not going to
buy you like a like a super yacht or anything
stupid like that, or why not because most of this
is for all that talk, I'll buy you. You know
what he is? He's all mouth, yes, he is massively
all mouth.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Okay, my wife and I are looking to move out
of our house.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
How about just a little apartment in town?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I buy you an apartment? Yes, in town? Yes, yeah, okay,
I'll pick it though, yep. Done like it and I'll
do that. Yeah, yeah, good Maggie. What do you want?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
I'm looking around at bicycles, remember, because you know I'm
sorry to bicycle to work and bicycle into the radio. Yes,
I could do with a and a new office, a
new office, yeah, that'll be great. You're just renting one, right, yeah,
so if I could have my own, that'll be much easier,
much and have I could have it closer to home.
In fact, if you build me a house that's got
a studio and it, that'll make it easy. And then
(32:09):
I don't need the bike. You can save money on
the bike. Don't worry about the bike, man.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Actually, while you're on it, before we move before we move.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Out, we need to get our deck fixed up. So
if you could get that sort of too, Keysy, that'd
be good. Just that you know, the big bat deck.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
She's a hoo of a mess. I do.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I've never been to your.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
House, right, if you get that sorted all right?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Well look I'm not I mean, I can't promise all
of these things. For example, Mogich definitely gonna get you
that bike, mate, thanks man Um and jac I can
I can help with your deck, but let's just say
when it comes in, yeah, leave it with old Bikezi
all right, old money bucks help Kesy, Keysy's going to
look after us.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Cool Jam there on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Hold Donkey Big Show this Monday afternoon. Now we've been
running an extraordinary competition on the big show, haven't we
folds best seat on the boundary.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
That's right, it's the opportunity to sit with us on
the boundary of the Hot Spring SPA T twenty Black
Clash in association with Wolfbrook. It's happening in the Bay
this time in beautiful Mount Munganui at the Bay Oval
January seventeenth. We will be there. We're starting to figure
out what it's going to look like on the sideline
there on the boundary, some big plans. Moogie's going to
be an espeedos Park is going to be wearing a
(33:26):
cool hat. So there's a lot of it. There's a
lot of things happening.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'll be commentating, Yeah, you'll be commentating, Yeah, I don't you.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Like to get near the filth too much, if you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Fors but you.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Guys will certainly look after them.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
We'll be down there and it is absolutely one of
the greatest events on the calendar since the absence of
the Sevens down there, a Wellington are going to say
the Black Clash has really taken over as a destination
sports event for both animals and the whole family.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
You get again, naps Out, Keezy we'll wait and see
how we go. Okay, yeah, but the prize that we
are about to call the winner of is pretty massive.
It includes flights for you and thanks to New Zealand's
Grab a Seat, we'll flay from anywhere in the country
up to Todunger. There you'll spend a night at the
Trinity Wharf Todunger, which is a fantastic a hotel. Coincidentally,
that's where we are also staying, so we'll probably bump
(34:12):
in to each other yea, no carry on, yeah yeah yeah.
And then you'll have access to sit with Team Hodaki
right on the boundary in front of the sold out
acc Export Ultra Zone. It will be free drinks and
food and all sorts of stuff. It is the best
seats in the house. Let's do it man, all right,
let me just type it in here, all right, do.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Just due and you get a Andrew. It's old hoodie
j Mogi and Keezy from the Big Show. How are
you going, your mad bastard.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I'm doing bloody well fellas you.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah good, good good, you're surviving your Monday afternoon there, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, yeah, just getting by mate. Just just better be
for timber of supplies please.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah mate, Yeah, okay, speaking of change you what do
you do for a christ.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I'm operations manager for a plumbing plumb Tell me Andrew,
you like your cricket, love my cricket? Ah?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
How good?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
The great news for you, my friend, is are you
and a mate a joining the big show on the
sideline of the Black Clache.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Are you feeling about that? You're joking? No, mate, all true?
Oh good, bloody good. It is amazing Andrew. You'll get
to bring a mate with you, will be flowing thanks
to New Zealand's grab a seat. You'll be staying in
the same hotel as us, the Trinity Wharf. It is
an amazing place to stay in, an amazing event to
be a part of as well. Mate, who you're gonna
bring with you? Oh jeez, it's probably gonna have to
(35:51):
be a fight to the death. Yeah, yeah, I like it.
I like it. Andrew. Well, congratulations mate, you stay on
hold and look forward to seeing you in jen bloody good.
Thanks very much, gay good.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Mate, good on your massive bad He sounds like a
nice feeling, really really does.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Unbelievable. Unbelievable And while the acc export Ultra zone might
have sold out the ACHIZI. You can still get tickets
for other areas at Blackclash, dot cot, dot co, dot
m Z.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Tune in on Radio ac DC there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
The time is five forty six fellows.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I got a slightly concerning text from my wife about
five or ten minutes ago, and she texted me, are
you guys all g question mark?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Question mark question mark meaning all three of us? All
three of us? Right? Is that?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
And at the beginning of the show someone also texted
into you, I believe Margie or to all of us,
are you guys all?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
What's going on? People think that we're not all g
I think and I was talking to Pugs about this.
I think we sound like we're drunk. I can't say
basic words and stuff properly, Okay, So he went back
to we just obviously we just gave away that great
prize to Andrew Great New Zealander, who we come to
the Black Clash with us. The break before that was
just riddled with just gibberish. For example, Pugs has put
(37:24):
this together.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Money Bucks, old money, Bucks, money bucks, Kesey.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
When you say you'll look after USh.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Hush, when you say when money backs keezy see is
look well.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
There, let's just say when it comes in. Yeah, leave
it with old bikes al right, old money bucks, olkesy,
old berkesy. So I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
What it's funny with old Bikeesi was We immediately pulled
you up on that after the break and you denied it.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Troublers make mistakes and we don't even know that we're
making them. And when I say we, I mean you guys.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I sound off my head. Let's
be fair. You do you say especially that look but
the issue is the issue is with this, especially with
live radio. As soon as you do one of those,
you're really worried about doing it again, which makes them happen. Yeah,
it's like a virus. It is just like a virus.
Right before I work with you, keysy, I never made
(38:23):
a mistake in my life me. The name is sorry bikes,
thank you, money bucks, Perkisi. I just want to say
we're sorry, and our standards will be raised.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
They might go off a cliff because they're getting towards
the end of the year. Now, yeah, that's that's what
we want to chat about that tomorrow. Actually, I'm concerned
about our content.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Here's David Bowie the Narchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Tune in on.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Radio Tom Pitty there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Hey you feel is November twenty ninth a switch shot
brew Kitchen and Auckland is the World Series of Kiwi Pong.
It's every single year we get a whole lot of
teams of two. All of them have great team names,
they all have outfits and costumes and things, and then
they battle it out to see who is the best
in New Zealand at Kiwi Pong wow aka throwing ping
pong balls into cups full of liquid?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Who wins?
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Were the best team? Oh?
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (39:20):
And the good news is because the best team you
have to start in this massive open tournament and you
sort of whittle it down to one team. The final
is full of pressure, it's commentated usually by the ACC
live streamed as well, and the winning team will win
ten thousand and six dollars. I believe we had a
couple of plumbers one of a few years back. Is
that about right now?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Over here in the Indian medbuilding Now I talk in
heaps of smack against all of the other teams, and
then they did dominate. They dominated, it ended up winning
and then took it over the road to the cass
blew it all, which.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Was pretty funny because it was literally a suitcase of cat.
It was am I right in saying that those guys
one two years in a row.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Yes, and they would have never been seen since ah
because they take that money and told their boss to
shove it. Yea, now you've heaven. You're Keezy, You and
Mania myself and Manaia from the Brickie Show a team.
I think we're a team Hodaki or I think we're
named team Bakeezi, pong Jovi.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Bikezi and Benaiah. Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
No, it's pong Jovi as chosen by the office team there.
I thought of a pun, submitted it and then said, hey,
you and I are playing in the tournament, was which
is great. I'm hopeless at Kiwi Pong, but hopefully I
can dominate and get that ten thousand and six barks.
It's all thanks to so Beer, which are gummies. You
take after a night out, you can wake up fresh
thanks to so Beer. But if you're keen, it has
completely sold out. But there are two team spots available,
(40:48):
two teams of two. Here to Hodaki dot Co dot Mzi.
Get yourself from the drawer there with one of your
mates and dominate at Kiwi Pong Plenty coming up after sex.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
The Hold I Keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I can welcome back your massive bag bones. Hope you're
surviving your Monday evening. You're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Reburg.
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M That makes me want Reburger because gets it. You know,
he gets it. He knows what it is to eat
a cheeseburger from Reburger. You can hear it? Can I
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Speaker 3 (41:33):
Oh? You hang on it? Yeah, it's so deep. I
wish that was my voice.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
That sounds like someone that's just eaten a whole heap
of Reburger and has that contentment in their body.
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You know what I mean? It is weird too. I
don't know what it is about Reburger, But after you
eat it, your voice warps. My wife's voice went higher,
so she was like, oh my god, reburg Year, whereas
mine went low. Like oh yeah right.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
It's a weird thing, isn't it.
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Yeah? What does yours do?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Nothing, just stays the same because it's already really deep.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, I've never heard of that at all. My name,
I mean my voice, my voice just and your name?
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Does that stay the same? Same? What was that? Was
that still happening when you were making love afterwards? Yeah?
You were like yeah, like yeah, yeah, we like Reeburger
during our love making. It is crave worthy. What is
the love making? Do you like food? Fighters? Yes? I do?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
The whole archy. Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in four on.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Radio Queens of the Stone Age.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
There on the radio, hoole arky big show this Monday evening. Now, Fellers,
we're all pretty busy and you know, the years beginning
to wrap up, and there's a lot going on. And
one of the things that I'm desperately missing in my
life at the moment is golf. I haven't played for
nearly two weeks.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Now, What the hell.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
That I was getting up to just sort of two
or three times a week there, Margie for a while.
So I'm really really hankering for a good old whack
and it's looking like maybe nixt Wednesday Keezy will be
my first opportunity.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Yeah. Well I've actually played quite a few times. Yes,
without you, it's been great. Ye, not that it hasn't
been great without you. The golf's been great. Yeah, I've
been ship it's the golf there, but it's just great. Yeah,
being out in the sun, having a walk, having a
smack around.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
You still get to wear your Wilson hat though, Man,
you've still got your golf hat.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
I just grab a hat in the morning.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I don't know what is what's on it, you know
what I mean, just to get rid of my bed here.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Sure you don't. I don't think that's true, because I
even as soon as because Maddie, the guy who hit
the hole in one for the ACC a couple of
weeks ago, he works for Wilson, and he's sent us
ahole lot of free stuff, very nice and it's like
a bit houdy jail be welded to that Wilson hat. Now. Yeah,
it's a great hair, you know, what I mean. Look
at them, Look at them going welded to it. It's welded.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
But anyway, what Movember important months and we want you
to be a part of the swingers club, some backbones
out there to join either the Big show or the
Breakfast Show and come.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
And have a whack around. That's right. Have you ever
played golf and supported November at the same time. No,
I think I might have with the ACC once or
twice November of course, improving men's health improves life for everyone, women,
families and communities. Don't wait, donate now in zi dot
November dot com. But if you are keen to come
and play golf with us, we're gonna be playing next
week wind Ross Farm Golf Course which is up in Auckland.
(44:34):
It's drivable from anywhere in the North Island. Driverble, I
mean in a car all right, So we're keen to
have you come and play. As we said, it's me
and Jace versus Jeremy Wells and Menia Stewart. They need
two teammates. We need two teammates. If you keen to
come and play and jump on either, grab a mate
and head to Hodaki dot co dot z get yourself
(44:56):
and the drawers all in support of November.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
How good? How good? And I notice you've got another
thing running November there where. If you if you swear
on the course, every time you swear, you owe a
dollar to the November cause it's a dollar. Yeah, I
think there's a bloody good one. And then the other
thing that you could do, I thought is donate a
dollar every time you swear when doing renovations of any
any kind. Fortune off you Key.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah, I was gonna say, Kesy, you'd be a shocker
on the goal. You'd be You'd have to go into
one of your special accounts.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
I don't swear on the golf course days, you know,
I'm chill. Here's Bosh. Yourble's always in the bushes.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Rolling stones there on the Radio Darchy Big Show This
Monday evening, let's give out a bit of advice.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
As gmail dot com in touch with the fields. It's
a real email address, and it's an email address that
is looking at an empty fellows. I'm gonna be honest.
We've had plenty of questions coming over the over the months.
It's been very successful. However, it's starting to drill up
a week, dry up a week. Bit was pitching a
well and yeah, beak easy that people are just going
(46:13):
along very nicely, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
And what's happened is that there's a bunch of people
out there that listen have got a lot of problems
and they were sending a lot of emails, but now
they can only get one Reburger voucher, so they thought,
I'll buger for the reburg They are only really doing
it for the rebet, but you know, at the same time,
it did provide us with something to talk about. And
it doesn't mean that they didn't have a lot of problems.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
And if that's what you're doing, you've got problems.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
You've got problems. If you're reading that much Reburger that
you're completely addicted to Reburger, send us an email about
your addiction.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
We've all been there. Yeah, totally man.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, to be fair, if I was doing Bugger all
and on the dole or something and big fan of
the show, I'd probably make up something to get a
fifty dollars Reburg about you can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (47:00):
But that would be no. Hang on, we're encouraging people
to just get in the drawer for reburg of vouch
is what you get. By the way, if we read
your question now on the show, it's more about helping people,
Like I feel like we're misleading it. It's about how
do you have an issue? We're here to solve it.
We will help you solve it.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Yeah, but you get a fifty Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
What Mogi's saying is that people are only doing it
to get the fifty dollars reburg a voucher. And you
know the people that the people that have sent in
the emails your losers, calling them losers, generally, they've already
got there and they know they're not going to get
another one, so they've gone on when it stopped.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
So you don't think. So what I think what Jason
is trying to say Mogi is he thinks that you
think that there's no one in the world that needs
genuine advice. It's just reburg avout your people. I can't.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
What I'm saying is, well, there are people out there
that need help. The people that are enthusiastic emailers tend
to be people who are recidivius and want multiple reburg
Of vouts, right, now you're talking about the helping the
good hard of it. I think it's like a pot
of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yes, the
pot is good, but the gold is what people are
actually after, and the gold is the Reburg of vouchers.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Right, Okay, So I think Mogi's trying to say, Jays,
is that we need to up the amount of reburg
of vouchers we give out.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Sure, I guess so, But then again, we don't want
to encourage people just sitting on their asses on the couch.
There who are losers trying to get something for free? Right,
and then just sending an email's willy nilly purely for
the reason of getting a Reburg avoucher.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Just spotted an email, So there is one here, we go. Good,
Hey guys anonymous here, when can I expect my fifty
dollars Reburg voucher? Please?
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Oh you never get those? No, they don't exist.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
This is although they do exist. We don't want to
tell people they don't exist if they exists. Why isn't
this guy received one? Well, this is from someone who
asked about his girlfriend's dog. And my wife and I've
been together three and a half years. Hit a dog
before he met and the dog doesn't like Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
I remember that.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yes, we got a Jared peanut buttter.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Eh yeah, I can't remember. But he hasn't got as
vouch yet. I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Yeah, well I know what's having there. What we haven't
seen it to him because they don't exist.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
So they do. We'll look into that for you right now, Anonymous,
and we'll try to figure something out.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
I've never seen mine.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
No, No, we send them straight to the people. Ah,
what do you want to do you? What I'm saying
is I haven't seen them. So I'm putting two and
two to get here because I haven't seen them, and
we constantly get emails from people saying they haven't received them.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
He tells me they don't exist.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
They've never seen one either for that matter.
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Okay, it's all lading up.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday evening.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Now Fellers, you're a call.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
On the Friday, I was telling the telling you that
I had my wife's staff do to go.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
To my Satday night.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Now, First and foremost, I don't like go to parties
cool so cool.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Man, what a party?
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Rock and roll man, you encapsulate the hoducky vibe.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
But this was a double whammy because not only was
it the staff work due for my wife, it was
also dress up.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Can I say that in this day and age it
is unacceptable to have a dress up party?
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Come on as a work do? To me?
Speaker 4 (50:22):
It's it was asking a lot of people to even
want to go in the first place, let alone to
dress up like a goose. I mean, what are we
like in your late thirties, fifties, sixties?
Speaker 3 (50:36):
I mean, come on, man, are so boring? And also
you only dress up as a goose if the theme
is birds. There is goose now my wife of course,
because she loves a dress up well, heeps, people do, yeah,
carry on. She went as Billie Eilish, Billie Eilish. Yes,
she looked good, she looked great. So did she wear
like a big baggy sweater or something.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
She wore all green, cool green, sort of no bright,
sort of neon green.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
She looked rock and roll man green like here as well? No,
just a green beanie.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
And there's a particular look that she had at one
period of her life, and she replicated it exactly. And
I was sitting there that afternoon and going, oh God, god, a.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Do I have to go and be I'm not dressing up.
I remember he called me and he's just like, why
couldn't the theme be bird shits? Yes, you know, and
then I've got costumes for Africa. And then I said,
you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
I would have been fine if that were the case, right,
But in the end she said, oh, you know, just
just goes yourself, but don't worry about us, no bigger
And then she said, hey, I don't know, idea, why
don't you go as Rivers.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Cuomo, who was a cree, generic bloke.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Generic bloke, And so I went online and I checked out,
sort of thinking that he might be quite wacky in
his dress since but he's just a normal, very average dude.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
He's sort of he's sort of up your alli in
the sense I think he might wear a black with
a T shirt underneath it, and he's got the thick
black glasses that he wears Buddy Holly's.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
He looks like beg on Mogi And so I was like,
my god, That's a genius idea because essentially I could
wear whatever.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
I was gonna wear. Anyways, I had those black glasses.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
I put on my my Wilson's cap there and I
was like, boom, sweat, I'm done.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
You vaped so much you would have also been wheezing. Yeah.
I was wheezing all over the place.
Speaker 7 (52:30):
And we arrived true story, and that everyone was like, Oh,
to my wife, you look amazing, you know, blah blah blah,
and they were like, who are you Jays? And I
was like Rivers Cuomo and I could tell by the
lock on their eyes.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
They had no idea who he was. So it was
the perfect ruse because when they're in that situation, they
can't go you don't look anything like Rivers Cuomo.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
He looks no one knows what he looks like. It
was genius. Yeah, I mean you could have put some
effident and dressed up as they put the glasses on,
but you need those to see, you know. And I
just dressed as I normally would.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Drink what's your favorite wee like cool and kind of rocky,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
It's your favorite Weezer song?
Speaker 2 (53:15):
And it was just I was don't ignore me because
you don't.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
Know of your songs.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
I'm terrible with titles of them every single day. I know,
but I can't pick up the Trouble.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
I need to go to one right now.
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