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December 2, 2024 11 mins

On today's poddy, we catch up on the weekend, chat Keyzie's sick new lid, and discuss just how virile Hoytey J really is.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
So old Kezy, Eh, what's that? You got a new lid? Brother?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, you got a new haircut.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's it all good, It's all good. Man? Do it?
Did he? He did it?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I've got a It's not how I would style it.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, I wouldn't style it that way. I mean, it's
all too funny, isn't it funny?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Do you know? It's not as buffy as it should be?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
And you know what the issue is. I shampooed and conditioned.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
It the year ago.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Okay, eyes to the front, are you serious? I was
looking at your buffy here, yeah, I said him. I
was a shampoo and conditioned it just for you mates.
Oh thanks, man. I think it actually makes a bit harder.
I was, okay, is that right? Well that's interesting, but
you wanted to be clean? Well yeah, but I don't
condition my hair very often.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
And then I went to the barbers before I changed barbers,
and she was like, you should condition your hair. It's
quite dry and buffy. And I was like, but I like.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I found it quite oily yours yours.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
You cannot talk about oily here, greasy here.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
My hair is full of oil, good natural hair.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oils, just on.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oil.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
What time did he cut? You're here too, thirty? You
cut my hair today as well? What time one thirty?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
You shipping me?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, I'm not one thirty? And then I went to
the gym after it. So you are stirring my hair
porridge here that Jason?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, man, the idea were some like pretty moggy looking
follicles lying around.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, gray, pretty rank ones.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
They're kind of pubic like.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
And Nick was crying. He looked like I've been crying.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, we'd had a good chat about you. Actually, what
he was about to do?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Keys's here.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
He's a good he's a good, good barber. That he's
my new favorite. Get a fade on, Lovely, Lovely Fella.
Andy's Australian. You don't find that combination of often.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, real nice guy.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, okay? Whereabouts is he just over here at Maloneing's okay?
You can't get wrong with the barbers over there. Before that,
I was going to the owner, Julian, but he's always
bocked up quite a lot, and I'm always sort of
a last minute ship. My heir looks terrible. Let's get
a cat. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I think about your hair is you're running such a
strict regime. It never looks different to me.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, but it does to me. Yeah, right, yeah, I
took him forty minutes to cut it today.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm with Keysy. It always looks the same to me.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, that's yeah, like awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, funnily enough, Pakistan said to me, did I have
a haircut today? And I said nap.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
He's just trying to think of something nice to say.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, we're just on that front. When I arrived, he
was adj, how's your weekend? And they went, oh, it's
all good, thanks Pugs.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I doubt that because you've been miserable since I got it.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And then and then old Mogie arrived and he was like, no,
how was your weekend? Bro? And I was like, oh, fuck,
that'd be right there.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
What you were happy with your greeting?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
It was very low key and kind of fuck heights here.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Because he's probably thinking what can I do? That'll just
give him nothing that he can bag me about. They'll
just give him a standard Hello.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Speaking of bagging, how's what tell me about the water
in your ear? How did you get water in your ear?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Keys? Can you tell me? Well, because we're going to
beg him for this.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
We bag him about how he has to have when
he goes to swim.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
And I'm not fine, I can't find and recording during
the show, Keys.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
He I've got a mint, got a mint?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Do? But how did you get water in your ear?
Is that from the spray from your hair stylis?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Now, while I was in the shower, I like was
washing my face and then I went to rinse it off,
and I went, like you know, the show heads pointing
straight at me. I'm washing down the front and I
turned to the left and then turned to the right, right,
then left, and then as I'm turning the left, some
of the spray went in my ear and on such
an angle that for some reason it's gone somewhere where
I cannot get it out, and I'm jamming.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
All sorts of ships. You just have to tip your
head that sleep on that side tonight and you'll be right.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's what I'll do, because I had my head like
that for about five minutes.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
And I'm giving up.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, So now I've just put up and I'm constantly
I'm blocking my ears now all day. Maybe it's a
you know, it's to do with my swim's ear.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Could be look at him, look at him?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well, when you look at me, I'm a stud.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
You got your lemon shirt on?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Men?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah? Man, yeah, I like the lemon shird.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I like it too. It's summertime, man's summer vibes, just
yellow lemon.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
How are your Friday night drinks? Did you get on it? Easy?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, just pretty chill though.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
How are you on the Saturday? That's probably more the
more the.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Question, totally fine, yeah, good again Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
How many beers did you have on your Friday there?
How many toos did you get on your ten?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah? What are you drinking?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Obviously Telly, But when I was drinking Tellies, I was drinking,
I think it was like tiger tiger yeah, probably ten
times drop yeah. And then on the next day he
had probably like eight. Just chill though, just a chill
weekend of dinners. Really yeah, nice weather though it wasn't today.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It was down. It was shithouse all weekend. When you're
talking about pissed down? Did not stop on Saturday?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
And I thought you were taking the pekin. It was
a dreadful weekend.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
When was it a beautiful day today?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Or today?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Maybe I'm picturing today as being the weekend?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Because how many beers did you have? Are you still steamed?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Jays?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Remember the Warky Big Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Saturday was Shithouse Sunday with Shithouse as well. And I
was doing the cricket and it was beautiful down there,
and yeah, either did you to be fair? Once a
criokt had stopped, it started finding up a bit, but
never you know, enough to please old.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
But yeah, it would have been a good day for
golf today.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, unfortunately I had child duties and I had.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
To performer ser suer.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Sure, oh right, I thought you said sewer Well, no,
there's no sewer action.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
How do you go on the darts? Jase? Good men
still off the Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Man, can't you tell?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I guess we'll do a we'll do it?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Did you give me a squinty eye?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Then, kizy, we'll do a countdown on the show, shall we.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh, you've got to readjust You still haven't readjusted it?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
No, you're cheating because I heard you on the commentary
saying that you've been off them for for eight days,
which was complete bullshit. I know.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I did admit to that at the half Darry, did
you Yeah? Yeah, and they said, oh we can flag
that Hoidi who said that the fellows.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Care about you as much as me and very true.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
The fellows true, they are the feelers, they're the fields.
Still off. The mate stayed off the personal weekend, so
that was good. Good God, you feel better, you your eyes.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I can soon for you is that you're going to
be off the past and headed hard.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
When you go back on, I'll be just back to
what I was. But I would have had a break.
But in really great great, great news for old Mogi.
A work this week and then I'm done, yes number one.
Then my we're flying up my wife's sister from Wellington

(07:36):
and she's going to look after our kid. So we're
going away from Monday to Friday. How going up to
a mate's batch and the heads. It's beautiful there a
couple of hours up there, just me and the missus.
Haven't had that much time off together in six years.
How good, six and a half years. It's going to

(07:56):
be bloody good it's going to be great. Used to
have you have all of that, used to do that
all the time before the kid, had one hundred percent
of our time together. I really enjoyed that, really enjoyed
the kid. Yeah, but it's a long time between drinks,
isn't it. It is.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I weirdly had none of that with my wife, none
of what that pre.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Child, because you pretty much got pregnant straight away. Yes, yeah,
that's right. That's what you get for being unable to
control yourself, your animal.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
My massively potent spear.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, well it shouldn't have been anywhere near it, to
be honest, should and.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
That was just after my first daughter was born too.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Having learned nothing back at the trough.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
In my defense, I wait, I wait, so.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, good, that's smarty. She might hear it. Yeah, I
don't know it, and nothing bad on my behalf. But
answer your question, keys of yes, we will be getting
on it. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be great. And
the place is right on the beach in the sand.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It is beautiful up there. We've got to make that's
got a batch up there as well, right next to
the beach. It's fucking fantastic.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Go up there, sure, you guys are working, of course,
but but we can take the week off. Yeah, but
you won't. Jason's actually got to work. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
True, you've got you've got you've.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Got obligations mate, because you've taken too much time off.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I've taken heat.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Holiday.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah it's true, just on that. But you know, getting
the Vietnam all planning now cards saying it's some great places.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
So where are you going?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
None of your business?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Are you going south or north?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
We're going to north.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
So you're starting Hochi men anything in Hannoy and then
you're going to fly. At some point you're going to drive.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
We're going to go from Hannoy Tong Andang and Juian.
Yeah that's but we have we're going to find places
in between those places as well.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
You're going to trip there.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, we're going to go up the coast.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
How just are you are you feeling comfortable about being
able to defend the or the women that are going
to be with you, because you're going to have to
you know, probably going to have to fork out a
few dogs.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh look, you know, financially we'll be taking some hats.
But that was the deal. It's a family chap and
old Hoidy J and Cottie B will be payed for it. Well, no,
they flew themselves. They're flying there.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's what you want though, right, get it to get
all the family together and all.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
No, one of my girls isn't, but hopefully we will
convince her to join us at some point.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
She's over an Aussie Yeah, yeah, right, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's exciting times, isn't it. Getting close to the end
of the year Fellers, And I, for one, I'm pretty
pleased about it.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Wa man, Yeah, I woke up today for the especially
on a day like this, it's like, yeah, here we go,
and I'm ready for the see end now.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I never wanted to end. I'm ready for it to
be over. I could keep doing this all day, all day.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Well, I've played at the end of Castle.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Is it good? Do it till seven?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Frankie, I don't not.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
After that stunt you, Paul Hey. Listen to The Hudacky
Big Show four to seven on Radio Hurdarchy every weekday.
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