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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
To seven every week.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Day on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Give a Keezy, Hi, Jase, Mike's not here, he's just
doing wheeze. Yeah, well as daughter Mogi Minogi is doing wheeze.
Are we in a second?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, So we're just gonna have to sort of bluff
our way through the next minute or two.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
How are you going, man? You're good.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm good because I did fuck all today. Yeah, I've
got a vibe af you like you did fuck all
as well, even off a fuck all vibe.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Did I bring a fuck all vibe.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Which is a good thing?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
No, I actually did bits and pieces, not what I
was planning to do.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You wanted to go outside.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I wanted to go outside and get stuck into the garden,
but I couldn't. Well I could have, I suppose, but
I didn't want to get wet kezy.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
One of the old wet keezy. One of the funnest
times I've had in the garden was when it was wet,
pestling with rain. Yes, and I noticed I think I
talked about on the show. I noticed that all these
leaves and stuff were blocking the natural flood paths of
the water, the storm water. Yes, it's I put my
jacket on my gummies and got out there with like
a rake and pitchfork and stuff and cleared the way.
(01:11):
It's out there for about an hour. Bloody good fun.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Can I borrow your rake?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Do you not have a rake?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I had one, but it's snapped.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm not getting no a rake? What kind of rake?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well? Any kind of rate you've got?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Do you want a leaf brake? Or do you want
a one of the middle ones? What are they called
a dirt rake?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Well? Either or would work? Fine?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What are you using it for? Because one's for leaves,
ones for dirt and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Just for general miscellaneous vegitation.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I think I bought what the leaf break was thirteen dollars,
okay if you wanted.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
To buy one, so you don't mind me, you don't
mind me using it?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
God, some loud people in the background of the studio here,
what's going on? Who was that?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You can buy your own? Sorry man?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
What about you? You didn't bring in your water bottle blaster?
What's that about?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Because you didn't remind me, did you.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, no, that's true, but no, I had a good
I got. I got my new typewriter. It's not new,
as told, my wife pulled it for me.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Best present ever.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is it secondhand?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Second hand? It was bullshit, man, because I think it's
second hand. It must be second hand. You know.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
You put that into the chat and everyone mocked you,
and I thought it was completely out of line. Yeah,
thanks man, because I knew how much it meant to
you if you actually took a photo and actually posted it.
And I know you've been wanting to write some poetry
for a long time.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
It was just irresissible to us because we're told us
we're immature, we're assholes at heart. Well, but also I'm
very happy for you.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well that's the I knew. Jace was loving it, right,
and I want to read out the chat here just
because it was quite entertaining. So Jas put a photo
of his new typewriter. What kind of typewriter.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's an Imperial Olivetti.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh, the Olivetti. Yeah to classic m for Jiz to
pump out some poetry. That's what Mike Minogue said.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, and then I was expecting that.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, and then Ja said totally. The words have been
piling up for years. And then Mike said, start with
one about you writing a bumblebee. And then I said,
between that and your piano, you'll be so busy. And
then Mike said another thing. You can sell it a
year as new, and Jay said, you may laugh, fellas,
but it cemented my retirement plans. In the meantime. Just
(03:09):
focus on some content, a fellas.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Whereas we felt we've been delivering content conversation.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
And in fairness to you guys, I mean it was
fully expected. I didn't post that expecting you know, support.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah, but I do support you. And have you been writing?
Have you been using?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I have been, have been tapping away all day.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
It's been great, good, good And.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Seriously, I don't know what it is about those old typewriters.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I just love it. It's just the fun, the funk thing. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I had a few technical issues with it, but I've
sorted out. Couldn't get it out of capital mode.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh, very old.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
And my wife and the and the ribbons a bit weak,
so I need a new ribbon. But apart from there,
she's all good man, and my wife's just ordered me
a new you.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Know what you get there? Yes, now I love that, Yes,
because I was, you know, having a partner that supports
your passions like that, correct, not only supports it, but
makes you do it, you see, actually left you to
do it. Hew long would it have been until you
got a typewriter?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Is yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, what kind of good is it? An imperial.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Olive is not coming out of such thing that's not
a typewriter? All then it's a cake of a cake.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I like the weight of the keys.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah as well, you make your earrs.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Well, that's just the thing that I've discovered.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Of course, you do your your spelling a sake or
you're a bit clunky, and you go, oh god, that's ruined.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Wrap it out. You can't go back and.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Just change, well I think you do.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
You go back, Well there's the wide out, but then
you go back and you're just x x x over
the top of it. But I like that because it
shows you mistake. Yes, you know, yeah, I do like that.
And that was what it was amazing about the woman
back in the day, right, the typists who would be
taking what do you call that the addictation?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Are the minutes?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, and they'd be writing out reports from doctors and
they had to get it one hundred percent right, and
they'd just be better than eighty minutes or words a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It looked up Imperial, OLIVIDI did it. There's nothing then,
I'm just looked closely at the photo, Jose. It's just
it's actually just an old keyboard taped to a shoe box.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
It's a shoe box with some letters drawn on it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, OLIVIDI is the name of the shoe brand?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Is it wrapped?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And you say you've been typing on we can.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Going great guns? Yes, And I remember, actually my stepsisters.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Pause for comic effect.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I guess no, no waiting for us to drop something,
just in terms of typing and the amount of words,
because they did some course or whatever, and I was
amazed by the amount of words they did in a minute.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're shitting me, Yeah, Like I'm like, cunt clunk clunk,
curn't clunk clunk.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I've been trying this year to just look at the
screen and I always forget to yes, because I'm not
too bad when I do it. But yeah, I just
have to do it because I want to be able
to look at the screen and get faster and my
life meant, when I when I'm typing away there, I
mean looking down for a couple of minutes, I look
up and it's all in capslock.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Fuck. Yeah, because you're pretty good on the keyboard, an't
You're easy?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I think anyone my age is relatively good. Yeah, because
we just grew up doing because of.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
The computer studies came in as first year. Yeah was
when I was at school, when I was fifteen, I think, yeah, see,
and I was siping, but that was for that was
a woman's work. Now, I should have done that because
it would have had more been more useful to me
than any of the other bullshit appedaling there.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Now, you just do the two indix fingers out, that's right,
That's what I did, the tongue slightly poked down.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, that's me. That's me. But here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Back in the day, when I was really getting into it,
I got quite good, and I was actually reaching a
point where I wasn't looking at the keyboard. And you're
a tough little bustard, and I was a tough little
fighter back then. And as I say, I think that
year that I wrote every day just constantly was probably
the happiest year of my life.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
There you go, well, there you go. So do you
want to know more about your typewriter? Man?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well he was talking about some pretty emotional stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, didn't you see the tears?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Are you guys mocking me?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Really? Here? What about poetry of the day and it
would have as well, I'm sorry, poem of the day
from Hordy j.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, maybe it's.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Obviously the week.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, because I've done three today?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Cheeze?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
You finished them all off? A lot of parts of
that work on things for months, but not you? Who
three in the day?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Terrible? Terrible? You're good.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So your typewriter does it? Does it have a lid
that comes down with a handle on it?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeap? So it is a nineteen seventy one Imperial Silver
Saiko two twenty Japanese manufacture typewriter. I don't see anyone, right, okay,
which is pretty good. And you can get one of those,
not refurbish, an original condition for just shi four hundred dollars.
That's a that's a good prison. Yeah, yeah, you probably
could love.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It, because I did look at online and stuff and
so many of them.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
You go, oh, that's perfect that one there, and they go,
but it doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You know.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
It's like, well, I don't want to buy a typewriter
that doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
No, that's right, poetry that won't work. Yes, I did
have an idea to like, I'd love to go back
to dealing with everything on floppy disk again. Imagine I
love floppy discs. Man. That was my childhood floppying. Yeah,
I remember putting all sorts of games onto floppies and
then installing the Morning computer.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
And we just had the consoles.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, gaming consoles like Nintendo's and before that Atari they
had the had the Atari. Yeah yeah, but of tennis there,
but no no typewriters.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Just to be honest, No, no, well there you go,
Ay Fells, another minute.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
What was I going to say? There was something there
that you had the adjace?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Was it about the happiest year of his life? Nah?
Because I would have thought that would have been. I mean, seventeen.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I may be happy, isn't the word?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I feel emotionally stable?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But well, this is a curious thing.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I was emotionally a complete mess, right, But I was
stable when I was riding right.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I feel like you look back on parts of your
life with roastings and glasses, like, for example, odity point
or whatever you always talk about. Yes, was it really
that amazing?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
It was pretty amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well why are you still in it?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Wow? Because I had to earn some money?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You can never go back keasy, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
You know, smoking gun jab, making homebrew and fishing the
whole time.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I mean, what's to not like?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I reckon, I'm going to look back on the last
four years as one of the best moments of my career. Yeah,
based on how much fun we have, yes, and the
fact that I don't have to come into work until
the afternoon. I think I'm going to look back and
be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Damn it, I've enjoyed it in that final year.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Why did I just threw it all in.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Graceful?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I can't believe all those sexual harassments.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
No, just joking.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Hey, we've got to go about to go live on air.
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