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November 17, 2025 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer on.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for to
seven every weekday on radio.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's correct, good weekend man.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yes, yeah, it was very pained that.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yes, I was in a bit of pain. Really yeah,
yesterday we played bowls at my wife's work.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
That's why you're gonna tell this on it.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
No, I won't because I have another yarn uh in
regards to that. And I woke up on Sunday because
I've always had fucked ankles, woke up on Sunday morning
and got out of bed and was like, ah, fuck,
oh I could barely walk on my right ankle and I.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Was just hobbling.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
And my wife was like, what the fuck is wrong
with you? And I was like, I have no idea.
My ankle is so painful. We didn't need and I
was like, what did I even do yesterday that would
make it painful?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
And then my wife said, well, we played bowls and
I was like, fuck is that where I'm at now?
That I played bowls for.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Like an hour and a half two hours and I
can't walk the next day?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
How pathetic is my body?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Now at least we can change your nickname from hugg
All to hobble fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It was sore man, I still saw today, and I've
got a sore rest.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't even use that reckon.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, I use that rest for them, Jack.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
So were you when you were bowling? Do you do
the method where you drop a knee down as you
roll there?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You do the sort of crouch down, so you just crouch?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Or do you put a knee down on the ground?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Show you okay, now you put a knee down? I do? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Nice, Okay, I see it. So that action there, which
is just more of a crouch that injured your ankle.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yes, and that was as vigorous as it got.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I think if you kept it up, Jason, eventually you'd
come good man.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Well, my theory is when you've like something like ankle pain,
just just keep walking.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, if you do your warm it up. I remember, yes, recently.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
It's it's ridiculous. I used to get it with umpiring too.
How was your weekend, Fellows?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Great? What a weekend? A sport but well worked all
weekend obviously a bit of sport, bit of rugby. You
like that chase? Do you enjoy that men, let's not
talk rugby sports much to talk about you git a
couple of minutes, it's not long.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Enough talked about that.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
We watched the cricket. I watched US cricket with my parents.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh did you I've never sat on the couch and
watched the black Caps and my parents, but we did
that yesterday evening.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah. It was enjoyable, was it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Did you notice with the cricket.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
And it's a very telling sign about probably midway through
the West Indies innings, like most of the crowd has gone.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's because it's Sunday night and the game was still
going at ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
It was because yeah, there was an easterly change and
it was freezing. It was terrible. It was a freezing
than anyone per off. Right.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
There was a lady there that had like a beanie
right down like a bella clava, so her eyes were
just showing, and a blanket right up so all she
had was like slits in this blanket to look through.
And then she even left.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I still think they probably even without the where they
probably that was that's going to be the case when
you're going get ten and eleven at night.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's fucking ridiculous on a Sunday.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
On a school night.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah. Well, the next game is in Napier and that's
twenty five degrees, so that will help.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
What time, Well, that's start ten or two.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
It depends on the day, but it should be ten.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, I hope it's ten.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Napier is a funny one because at some part of
the day they have to go off because the sun.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well it depends what time of the year it is,
so in summer obviously, but at the certain time of
the summer is when it goes between the stadium and
something else. That was when we were there, a like ak.
It happened a couple of times. Yeah, yeah, I have
to go off to stop. So Napier they didn't, they
got they lost any internationals because the ground wouldn't it

(03:59):
wasn't water properly trained, properly sorry, yes, And then the
first came back they had sun strike and so the
sun was right the sun were coming behind the bowler's
arm and be right in the eyes of the better
so they had to stop the game for about an
hour an hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
That's interesting because sucking up as a batsman obviously I
came around the corner today because I drove back from
Totng to Aukland today and there was a truck like
a big semi pulled over on the other side of
the road and it had a silver metallic silver advisor
at the top of the windshield and it was just
a backbone eating a pie. It was, you know, just
pulled over to have a pie. Sweet airs. But the

(04:35):
way he was parked as soon as you came around
the corner, I thought a car was coming straight for
me with his head lights on, so what the fuck?
And it was just sun strike off the visor. That's
fucked man.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
It was the worst of it was seen.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sun strikes are bastard.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
It's happening now. Actually, on the way home, I find Yeah,
it's that that the sun's and a certain place on
the Matorway and going up the hills to my house
right where it just comes blaring in.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
We just sit on a phone book.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
You should be right, should be a or if you
won't stay a little later, so leave at seven thirty
instead of seven.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
You see. Well, that's the problem with my shows. I'm
such a short ass. I put the shade down and
I'm still too it doesn't do anything. Yeah, the sun
still gets you onto my face.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Maybe you should instill like Venetian blinds on your window.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah. Maybe.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarchym the Wracky Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
But you know, a beautiful weekend. It was good.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
There was total on it. Man, how's your motibike? We
discussed on the show. It's another thing we can't talk about.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
We'll get you guys to just help diagnose what's wrong
with it. Yeah, man, I'm just infing and Jeff with
it the whole weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
It was fun. Is it any air in the tires?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
The real one didn't yeh?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Did it have petrol?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah it does now you go handlebars, yep, factory ones.
So we needed to diagnose that. But good fun. There
reason I bought it was to learn how everything worked,
and it's been good for that. I've pulled that shit
apart a million times.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, the amount of ours I've spent just mantling engines.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Cry.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I wish I could have a bad be about five
years of my life.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, right with it?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, man, just dismantling, you know, and you just get
grease on everything, and you know.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just grease. Yeah, oils, avocado oil, oils just.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Just an absolute pain in the ass.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I thought I'd had more stuff to chat about giving
it to Monday, but I got nothing. Right, Well, it
did happen. We can't talk about sport. We can't talk
about everything.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
We don't want to talk, you know, we don't want
to blow the show.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Before even the showload.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I find Monday is very interesting. Actually read the show.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
They can be no, I mean the actual radio show
really good, al really bad. You've got like two days
of material potentially, and that can work your weight, and
some times it just doesn't work that way at all.
It's really lazy.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's hard to know, man, Monday itis.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, well else you got Keyzy.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Mogi's in weird noise making mood.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, what have I got? No? Well, yeah, I've just
worked all weekend. That was my lot, really worked on
the podcast studio. Keezy is looking good, brother, You're gonna
love it. Man, that's good. Absolutely froth a cool Keysy
with a coupler.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
That's not cool Keysy. That's that's like cool pugs.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I'd say more cool pugs than Kesy. I've got
something interesting. Actually, I've got a mate who's been out
of the game for a while. He's about my.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Age, the dating seven eight Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, yeah, good looking FELLERI is m and he's come
like he's sort of having a yarn with somebody who's
quite a bit younger than him. Quite a bit oh
the old Moggi playbook, quite a bit younger. Oh wow,
old Pugs play But it seems to be going like
it's going all good, but he can't the deal. He
doesn't know how to even broach the subject of what

(08:05):
of like how do I move this from being just
two people talking and being like, let's fucking let's get
at it. So he's having a bit of a shock,
like she texted him up over the weekend, I think,
relatively late, and my wife's been sort of coaching him
through it. She's like, this is these are all signs
that she's interested, and he just like he can't fear

(08:25):
of rejection. Yeah, he just but he doesn't even know
what to say, you mean in terms of like just
going on a date or something. I just converted the
so converting it so actually saying.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay, yeah, that'll a bit, let's meet up and.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Or just come over, yes, yeah, and as my well,
I did not say that. But yeah, it's an interesting
thing because he is good looking, feller, great, great human being,
and he's just he's letting this one. He's just completely
cooking it. Right.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Maybe he's one of those guys that's used to the
other six doing everything. Yeah, you know they're making the move.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Is he just come out of a relationship or has
he been single for a while.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
He's sort of kind of just come out of a relationship.
He's been and he edited it for a little while,
but he's been out.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Of it for a while as well, right, Okay, he
should know interesting. Yeah, so you just can't be fat.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
He really likes it. He really likes you. And that's
the thing that's a bit sad, isn't it, Because and
then he was just like bag it. You can't be fair. Well, no,
you can.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
You picture brother, Yeah, you got to send the message now, man.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
You can't leave it too long, Jason, And you never did,
did you, your bad dog? But you can't leave it
too long in the friend zone there there forever? Man. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, I can't even get my head around even the
idea of it these days.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
No, married man, I would wouldn't marry.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I wouldn't be bothered.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
What would you do, Keyzy in the situation I need
full context, you need to probably go So I've just
been seeing each other for a while messaging yeah, get
you're not going out for a here and there.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Just taking it from that to hey, we're dating.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Opecially, I think you are keasy. I think you are
really special.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Oh right, okay, I see what you mean. Well, I
probably obviously start with a dick pic yea it was
or someone else's probably you probably mind, yeah, but not
like a close up.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
You don't want to ruin it.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Nah, you're right, So I'd probably do like a sort
of further away one.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
And you're always going the you know, sort of halfrom hungry. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
And it's also that one where you put it down
on the ground on like face you mode, and you
stand over it. Oh yes, you see, Yeah, say straight up,
that's what i'd see in first Jesus, And then I'd
do like a taste fill just full on up, close,
full action, straight down, right down, And then I'd say
that's racist, by the way, is that I think?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
So? Yeah? I think it's a person who used to
say that.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Everyone used to say that I think it's a British
thing that, but that's what I do anyway. Yeah, and
then I'd probably just say, oh fuck, I can't bother.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, forget it.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
I've tried everything.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, if you're not gaining them, forget. It's not worth
the hassle.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
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