October 29, 2024 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you made bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for for targets for
to sit every weekday on Radioca.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well, here we are again, a shell speck here today,
nestling at the breast of mother Radio. I don't mind it,
you know what I mean? What's that nestling at the
breast of mother radio?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Nestling?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'snztling at the breast of mother radio.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
How are we, fellas?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We all pretty I'm pretty pumped to be back at work.
A long weekend, but I spent the vast majority of
it drinking. Oh nah, But I did it in a
good way. I didn't a fun way. I cut it
with people that I hadn't seen for a long time.
Sure that's really good, Yeah, really good fun.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I too, had a lovely long weekend. Yeah, really really productive,
but also really enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But I but no drinking.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
You're saying reproductive as well.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Speaking of which, pack san Nah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Just draw.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
He does, and he's got that smile again.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But that's all good. That's all good. I mean, each
of their own feel your boots had.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
A fantastic one weekend, fellas.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Thanks yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, a few gigs and.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That giggy giggity Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, well we'll discuss the gig that we all have
in common maybe in the show Absolute Dozy.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It was yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
But I recall, though, Margie, that your guests had a child,
didn't They did, But that was okay, it was great.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, he slept all through the night.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I mean, they've got to be pretty bad to bother me. Yes,
you're sweet, sweet little feller. He was a little smiler,
was either smiling or moaning.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, you know, that's pretty much kids for you, you
know what I mean, shitting their pants or being really
really cute, very cute little fellery. My wife's doing this
thing at the moment.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Where she's doing the same thing.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Like smiling or shitting herself.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
No, not quite, but she's she's doing the whole baby thing.
She's not like us having babies, but she wants babies.
She give me a baby the hold because she is
one of the most maternal people you will ever meet
in your life, and she loves babies, and so she
(02:36):
sends the family like cute babies, right, and all.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
The girls cut baby, and all.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
The girls are like, all the girls are like mom
needs a baby, who's going to be first, you.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Because and they're feeling the pressure of it, of making
her a grandmother, whereas I feel no pressure whatsoever about
being a grandfather, because they do is smile or shit.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You love it once you got it. But yes, yeah, yeah,
you maternal.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Pugs, not particularly what about paternal yeah mess yeah, no different.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
To be honest, I don't know. I haven't had any
urges to be.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
My father.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh right, okay, because you had plenty of other urges.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I saw it of a fell about that over the
weekend Action. Here's forty seven is missus is keen to
have a kid, and he's like, I'm too old for that, right,
was like, yeah, man, tell her to beat it.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
It is.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It is a really interesting thing that whole when you
have a kid, you know, because quite a few people go,
I want to establish my career and do all that
sort of stuff, and then I'll have a kid and
they're in there mid forty sort of thing or fifty
or you know, and other people like me, you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Know, just couldn't quite be disciplined.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Could you just.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Seem to have like fifty all at once when I
was like ten, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Fuck, I've only got four kids, that's right. But yeah,
but then the beauty visits. Now it's not all over,
but you know.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
So well, now yeah, three of them are over. He's
doing their thing, and they've got the little one still
of course, but it's any a matter of time before
she goes all right, I'm over you, guys. She's already
talking about getting a flat, and we're like.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, she's already saying that she just won't leave. Yeah,
what it's like, she's over you, but you're staying. It's like, okay,
that's cool, but how are you going to pay for
se flat?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
The whole Lucky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Remember they Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Mate came up and make and a cousin. He's a
mate and a cousin and he came up and his
daughter's up here doing she's doing an arts degree, and
he went around to her house and they done nothing.
They done nothing about the lawn. So front and back's
just completely overgrown, over knee height and probably to do
back lawn would have been ten square meters and then
(05:15):
front garden probably half that size again but really tricky
to get into, like a real ball laky sort of thing.
So of course, being nineteen or whatever she is, she's
got no, there's no lawn mile, there's no, there's nothing.
He used a fork and a bread knife, what really,
(05:36):
and did the entire back lawn and the front garden
with a knife. He just put his headphones on, listened
to put some house music on, and then just and
just cut the lawn and did all of the wedding
with those two items.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
That as fucked.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
In.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Really, I would have just thrown money at that day
I'm doing, and he likes doing a bit of guarden.
But yeah, literally a bread knife far out.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, my most.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Gibbo for anybody out there wondering.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
My wife's dad he had the same scenario. He had
quite a big backlawn, massively overgrown, massive, and he didn't
have a lawnmar or anything like that. So he bought
a goat.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
He bought a fucking goat and when oh, that'll work,
it didn't. It didn't really work, And so then he
had to get rid of the goat and sort of
be a responsible ice at the front pugs and be
a responsible human being but I tell you what, that's
actually quite nice to put your headphones on and go
out and podd around in the garden.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I said, did she help you guys? No, I was
got atle phobia about spiders and that. I said, she
bring you a bit of water, drink of water?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Nah. So yeah, yeah, you just blame the parents.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, you just didy yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We also had because we've got massive lawns and we
didn't have a lawnmarer or a weed eater, and our
lawns got to about that height too. It was just
out of control. And so my wife had had enough.
And there was a young guy.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
There was a what was his name again?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Actually he wasn't a young guy's about my age, but
this is when I was in my mid or mid
to late twenties, right, And she knew he did lawns
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Good looking fellow to.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Your lawns for you, that fellow people's lawns.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
He was a good looking fellow. And she said, I've
asked him to come over and do the lawns. I
remember going, well, I mean, all of a sudden, he's
found the motivation that has avoided him for the momum.
And but I didn't, of course, because we didn't have
a We didn't have a lawnmar or a weed drimmer.
(07:40):
And he came around and they was so bad. He
just had to use a weed whacker because he couldn't
use his lawnmark because they were way too long. And
then it took him ages and he finished that, and
he walked up into our sort of deck there and said,
don't ever let them get that fucking along again, and
then he walked off.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Paint him though, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
It is a fun thing where people had their job
so much that they yeah, there is there resent people
for heavy to do. If I don't do this and
you've got no job, you're not getting anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I've got a.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Corner of my garden that's so overgrown that I can't eat,
not even the weed. I can't even really go in
there with a weed whacker. I have to sort of
I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
I'm talking like grass there's tall.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, well it's.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
About the corner that you can't get in there.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
As tall as the desk.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But when you're using the weed whacker, it just gets
all tangled up and fucks out on me.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, you need to get a bread knife.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or just dig it up.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's my other thinking. It's just I'm going to dig
it up.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Or buy a goat. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
So you had a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Inside your goat.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I did what you could.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Get the grass to get inside your goat?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Ye, get inside?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, inside you go.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I thought that was an excellent idea, by the way,
I thought, yeah, what a great idea buying a goat.
Didn't we look and just let it graze there the
whole time?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You know?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
And then I think all the neighbors complained because it
was a real bleater. Yeah you know what I mean,
because it was probably standing in the LNG going I'm
not eating this fucking ship. It's massively overgrown. I want
fresh new grass, bitches.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
So good man.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
As well, Yeah for the rest of the week.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, fucking mzy bastard.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Sorry he's not here, Fells.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I like having you here.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Oh thanks, man, that's that's good. I wasn't fishing.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You know, you're good vibes that you see off all
the time, and.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
That good vibes.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's lovely filled your boots and what's that
what You've had a really good weekend, and that's good
and you bring it, you bring that energy into the
and that's the day.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
There's another Hudicky Big Show for Deceiver and every weekday
on Radio hoodack In tock Out the Radiohodache YouTube channel
at Hudichie Big Show on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah yeah, good on your mate, how you mister fire alarm?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
By the way, Maygie, I was arrived for it, but
I couldn't get in, so I was just sitting there
on the street.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Nice ye, Darry, No, mate, Scotch, I had.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
So many over the weekend. I'll take a little break.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Good ship mate,
For all you made bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for for targets for
to sit every weekday on Radioca.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well, here we are again, a shell speck here today,
nestling at the breast of mother Radio. I don't mind it,
you know what I mean? What's that nestling at the
breast of mother radio?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Nestling?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'snztling at the breast of mother radio.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
How are we, fellas?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We all pretty I'm pretty pumped to be back at work.
A long weekend, but I spent the vast majority of
it drinking. Oh nah, But I did it in a
good way. I didn't a fun way. I cut it
with people that I hadn't seen for a long time.
Sure that's really good, Yeah, really good fun.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I too, had a lovely long weekend. Yeah, really really productive,
but also really enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But I but no drinking.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
You're saying reproductive as well.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Speaking of which, pack san Nah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Just draw.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
He does, and he's got that smile again.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But that's all good. That's all good. I mean, each
of their own feel your boots had.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
A fantastic one weekend, fellas.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Thanks yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, a few gigs and.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That giggy giggity Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, well we'll discuss the gig that we all have
in common maybe in the show Absolute Dozy.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It was yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
But I recall, though, Margie, that your guests had a child,
didn't They did, But that was okay, it was great.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, he slept all through the night.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I mean, they've got to be pretty bad to bother me. Yes,
you're sweet, sweet little feller. He was a little smiler,
was either smiling or moaning.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, you know, that's pretty much kids for you, you
know what I mean, shitting their pants or being really
really cute, very cute little fellery. My wife's doing this
thing at the moment.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Where she's doing the same thing.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Like smiling or shitting herself.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
No, not quite, but she's she's doing the whole baby thing.
She's not like us having babies, but she wants babies.
She give me a baby the hold because she is
one of the most maternal people you will ever meet
in your life, and she loves babies, and so she
(02:36):
sends the family like cute babies, right, and all.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
The girls cut baby, and all.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
The girls are like, all the girls are like mom
needs a baby, who's going to be first, you.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Because and they're feeling the pressure of it, of making
her a grandmother, whereas I feel no pressure whatsoever about
being a grandfather, because they do is smile or shit.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You love it once you got it. But yes, yeah, yeah,
you maternal.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Pugs, not particularly what about paternal yeah mess yeah, no different.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
To be honest, I don't know. I haven't had any
urges to be.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
My father.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh right, okay, because you had plenty of other urges.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I saw it of a fell about that over the
weekend Action. Here's forty seven is missus is keen to
have a kid, and he's like, I'm too old for that, right,
was like, yeah, man, tell her to beat it.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
It is.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It is a really interesting thing that whole when you
have a kid, you know, because quite a few people go,
I want to establish my career and do all that
sort of stuff, and then I'll have a kid and
they're in there mid forty sort of thing or fifty
or you know, and other people like me, you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Know, just couldn't quite be disciplined.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Could you just.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Seem to have like fifty all at once when I
was like ten, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Fuck, I've only got four kids, that's right. But yeah,
but then the beauty visits. Now it's not all over,
but you know.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
So well, now yeah, three of them are over. He's
doing their thing, and they've got the little one still
of course, but it's any a matter of time before
she goes all right, I'm over you, guys. She's already
talking about getting a flat, and we're like.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, she's already saying that she just won't leave. Yeah,
what it's like, she's over you, but you're staying. It's like, okay,
that's cool, but how are you going to pay for
se flat?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
The whole Lucky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Remember they Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Mate came up and make and a cousin. He's a
mate and a cousin and he came up and his
daughter's up here doing she's doing an arts degree, and
he went around to her house and they done nothing.
They done nothing about the lawn. So front and back's
just completely overgrown, over knee height and probably to do
back lawn would have been ten square meters and then
(05:15):
front garden probably half that size again but really tricky
to get into, like a real ball laky sort of thing.
So of course, being nineteen or whatever she is, she's
got no, there's no lawn mile, there's no, there's nothing.
He used a fork and a bread knife, what really,
(05:36):
and did the entire back lawn and the front garden
with a knife. He just put his headphones on, listened
to put some house music on, and then just and
just cut the lawn and did all of the wedding
with those two items.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
That as fucked.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
In.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Really, I would have just thrown money at that day
I'm doing, and he likes doing a bit of guarden.
But yeah, literally a bread knife far out.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, my most.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Gibbo for anybody out there wondering.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
My wife's dad he had the same scenario. He had
quite a big backlawn, massively overgrown, massive, and he didn't
have a lawnmar or anything like that. So he bought
a goat.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
He bought a fucking goat and when oh, that'll work,
it didn't. It didn't really work, And so then he
had to get rid of the goat and sort of
be a responsible ice at the front pugs and be
a responsible human being but I tell you what, that's
actually quite nice to put your headphones on and go
out and podd around in the garden.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I said, did she help you guys? No, I was
got atle phobia about spiders and that. I said, she
bring you a bit of water, drink of water?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Nah. So yeah, yeah, you just blame the parents.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, you just didy yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We also had because we've got massive lawns and we
didn't have a lawnmarer or a weed eater, and our
lawns got to about that height too. It was just
out of control. And so my wife had had enough.
And there was a young guy.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
There was a what was his name again?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Actually he wasn't a young guy's about my age, but
this is when I was in my mid or mid
to late twenties, right, And she knew he did lawns
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Good looking fellow to.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Your lawns for you, that fellow people's lawns.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
He was a good looking fellow. And she said, I've
asked him to come over and do the lawns. I
remember going, well, I mean, all of a sudden, he's
found the motivation that has avoided him for the momum.
And but I didn't, of course, because we didn't have
a We didn't have a lawnmar or a weed drimmer.
(07:40):
And he came around and they was so bad. He
just had to use a weed whacker because he couldn't
use his lawnmark because they were way too long. And
then it took him ages and he finished that, and
he walked up into our sort of deck there and said,
don't ever let them get that fucking along again, and
then he walked off.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Paint him though, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
It is a fun thing where people had their job
so much that they yeah, there is there resent people
for heavy to do. If I don't do this and
you've got no job, you're not getting anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I've got a.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Corner of my garden that's so overgrown that I can't eat,
not even the weed. I can't even really go in
there with a weed whacker. I have to sort of
I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
I'm talking like grass there's tall.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, well it's.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
About the corner that you can't get in there.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
As tall as the desk.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But when you're using the weed whacker, it just gets
all tangled up and fucks out on me.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, you need to get a bread knife.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or just dig it up.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's my other thinking. It's just I'm going to dig
it up.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Or buy a goat. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
So you had a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Inside your goat.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I did what you could.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Get the grass to get inside your goat?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Ye, get inside?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, inside you go.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I thought that was an excellent idea, by the way,
I thought, yeah, what a great idea buying a goat.
Didn't we look and just let it graze there the
whole time?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You know?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
And then I think all the neighbors complained because it
was a real bleater. Yeah you know what I mean,
because it was probably standing in the LNG going I'm
not eating this fucking ship. It's massively overgrown. I want
fresh new grass, bitches.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
So good man.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
As well, Yeah for the rest of the week.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, fucking mzy bastard.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Sorry he's not here, Fells.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I like having you here.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Oh thanks, man, that's that's good. I wasn't fishing.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You know, you're good vibes that you see off all
the time, and.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
That good vibes.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's lovely filled your boots and what's that
what You've had a really good weekend, and that's good
and you bring it, you bring that energy into the
and that's the day.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
There's another Hudicky Big Show for Deceiver and every weekday
on Radio hoodack In tock Out the Radiohodache YouTube channel
at Hudichie Big Show on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah yeah, good on your mate, how you mister fire alarm?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
By the way, Maygie, I was arrived for it, but
I couldn't get in, so I was just sitting there
on the street.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Nice ye, Darry, No, mate, Scotch, I had.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
So many over the weekend. I'll take a little break.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Good ship mate,
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