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November 26, 2024 10 mins

 On today's poddy, Jase is in arguably the biggest hua of a mood we've ever seen.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You get to go Jason Man.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yes, for all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Littering Wheek Day on radioca. Yeah you're still eating, are you?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I hate it with people eating the podcasting.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I was previously eating a pie that had been headed
up in the microwave, so it was not I had
a soggy microwave Bernie steak burn on my mouth.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
How are the chips that you got for free as
well foul? That were fucking gross? Don't go tell you.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
My prediction for those chips is it's not going to
be the retirement plan and those people were hoping.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
For Yeah, totally man, because they were popcorn chips. Yeah,
they were. They were foul. They taste like them. They
did taste like popcorn, but not in a good way. Right.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
The beauty of popcorn is popcorn does that job for you,
doesn't it? But it was it was all the flavoring
that the head on it.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well, I don't even like popcorn, no especially, I mean
just just in its naked version. I don't like popcorn,
So don't try and give me fucking chips with popcorn
on it? Popcorn chips?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Are you a good Jason good Man? How's it going
with the no smoking?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Then had I had a counseling session today, which was fine.
So I got a blow up Haberniero. No, I didn't
blow up.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Actually that was good. I was pretty calm. And then
I've got this little period.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Do you ever mentioned me and Mogi?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Not really. Oh you were on occasional, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
In terms of if I'm talking about work, I sometimes
mentioned you fill it, but not in any.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Derogatory kind of way.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Counselor ever, Like what a kezy and Mogi like? They
seem cool?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Now that he's out of the room, there, I fucking
go pugs. Yeah you know what I mean, because I
got a lot of issues with him.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Where am I at?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'll tell you, but this is disappointing eyes to the front.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Uh. And so I've always got a bit of time
to fill between my session and then coming into work.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
And it's very close to work, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
So I went to the Atomic Cafe there to get
a coffee, just happened to bump into an old deal
worth boy there who was also.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Getting a coffee.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
You used to go to deal with?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, I used to go to deal with. It was
a school I went to.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
And then we went outside and we were just chatting
and catching up and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And he lit a durry. Oh god, so I had
half a durry. I think that's fine, And then I went.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Then I felt really batter and I wasn't enjoying it
because what was I up to? Three days? Nearly four days?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Did you reseet your counter?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
No, I'm not fucking if.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I'm afraid since your last cigarette you've had a cigarette
reset it. Then the thing is you earn those days?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Brother? You know I'm up to I'm up to forty
eight hours?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Fair enough, mate.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
That scenario there, it hasn't happened in the last year, right.
That's someone you meet someone you've caught up with them,
and that's sparking a dirry outside. No, that doesn't happen. No,
So that's very much like a very one off thing
that just so happened to be.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
It's just kind of been keeping with my day, to
be honest. The only time you're going to get in
trouble is if you buy a packet then it's all
that's right. Hang on, does that mean he can just
scare half Well, the trouble is you can't scar them
because nobody smokes anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Descrice. This was the thing.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
And I was actually fine because we were standing outside
and he just cracked open. He had a packet, and
I thought, oh, no, that's all good. That's all good
because we were talking about when we used to smoke
at school. And then I smelled it. Yeah, and I
was like, and I had a coffee and I was like,
I'm fucked.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Can I have one of those you scared but didn't offer?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
He did offer, And because you're standing there drooling, yeah,
with half a mongrel.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
But I didn't smoke the whole thing, but I smoked
enough of it to reset it.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Was.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It one of those things where you, as you're in
trying to enjoy it, you're like, this is you?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
It was?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Which is?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
It annoyed me because I'd had a bit of a
battle with it this morning. Right then, I was going,
come on, hoidy, j just get through this period. Went
to the gym and did all that sort of stuff.
So that was fine, and then I fucked myself.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
He had a good mood about it though. Fuck here man,
he said, like the second half, Like, what's your perfect
amount of cheese balls? Is it half a bag?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Nah? What a bag?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Because mine's half a bag?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
And the second I'll eat a half a bell, I'll
put it into a bowl and then I will put
five rubber bands on it and put it up on
the cupboard to be like, don't touch it. As soon
as I finished, go grab the bag. That entire second
half of the bag. I feel like shit the whole time.
That's what I imagine that Dart would have felt like, Yeah,
I know you shouldn't.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
But already got through half of it.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I didn't do the other half, but to put a
rubber band. You know that you brought me some cheese
balls just recently becausual just on the front.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
And I don't do it with rubber bands.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I do it with a pig, so it's too easy
to get off.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
You see a pig.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
And actually that packet of cheese balls lasted me three
days in the car in the pantry.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
The Whole Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hurarchy with the WCKY Big Show Podcast. Do you still driving? Eat?
N I've got it because I've done that once with
cheese balls and it was magnificent. It was a beautiful day.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I used to do a bit of a cheat with
the old cheeseburger on the way home, and then my
wife told me from McDonald's, I'm assuming yes, And then
my wife was like, no, no, we don't do fucking
McDonald's any anymore because of Palestine and all that stuff, and.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
So that cut me off at the lea. Yeah, I
love it, and I went fair enough. What about me
and Jason meet up in the car park today? And
I hop out of my car parks straight away park
at the same time. Off, I'm out of my car
with me off Magie because I'm out of my car.
Lot I've got.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Then hadn't got out of my car, and he wept
the p It's off it was his jacke and.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Ten seconds I was out of my car locked. Jace
takes a minute, thirny to get out of his car.
I didn't even see you there. By the way, he's
got an armful of empty nippies ice coffee to exposed
to dispose, not exposed to dispose of the rubbishman.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
What's fucking pug shaking his head for yeah, it was
two boxes. Actually easy to be fair box.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I thought i'd do it. Jace doesn't put a ship
like a mustard on everything. Yeah, yeah, every story.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Tell tell the story, tell it true, charm it crazy keezy.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
There you go. That could be a tittle.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, so yeah, that's what I'm going to put this
in your hands, magie. Are you telling me I need
to reset my my things?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
If you wouldn't feel like ship if you had it smoked?
You just told me you smoked. You got after that.
But also you look at your things, says it's been
five days or whatever since you last dart. You know
that's not true.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Three three days in eighteen hours or something.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Well, actually I've been I've been smoked free for longer
than you now, so I'm winning you whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
So what are you? Forty eight hours? What am I? Look?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I think I am almost forty eight it's geezier chezy.
Oh I was nearly it four days one day in
twenty two hours. Wow, what a legend.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, not bad. So now if you maintain that, you
will always have given up. Yeah, and I've actually got
my message because I have got some ciggyz. Here.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
We're taking a few weeks off everything, and I've said
to hide them because I kep on telling her to
hide them.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
She won't hide them. Well, she hasn't hidden them. This
is the same thing my wife says to me if
we have If we have chocolate, I'll say, can you
not eat all the chocolate because I would like some?
And every time we buy treats, she eats it all
because she put she hides it. But then all that
does is hides it from me, so I forget we've
got it, whereas she knows where she's hidden it, so
she eats all of it. So it's like she's hiding

(07:59):
it for me. Yeah, but because she's like you have
to hide everything from it, I cannot help myself. I
will eat you can I just.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Make a point too, And this is this is controversial
here we go. I almost suspect my wife doesn't want
me to stop smoking, really in the sense of she
doesn't really chat about it very much, and I think
that she finds me slightly annoying when I don't smoke.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Right, I'd say that would be true. I'd say that
would be true. I think I think Jase would be
annoying regardless, but at least you get a ten minute
break every now and again.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Fair last couple of days, Jason has been Nick's live annoying.
He's been very No, he doesn't do it to you
because he's scared of you, but he doesn't very annoying
to me.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
I've been in here, I've been in here with the
studio with him, and he's been the same old pooty Jane.
A little bit more irritable, I would say, sure, But
as a result of been off the day, my wife
was going to buy me and we went to Smith
and Goey's today to see Sanna and she was going
to buy me an ashtray.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
So she's hardly encouraging me to stop, is she.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, And I just I don't know that that's true
about my wife.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
So you're just that your wife would rather you do
something that could have long term health effects. Well she looks.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I mean, I don't know about your guys, will, but
she gets everything.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, she gets a lot. Yeah, same with mine.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
So yeah, I don't know because I go it's three days, babe,
and she goes.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh that's good before Yeah, no one's been through it
more than her. Yeah, that's true. The only one that's
good handles me about it as my kid. Yes, and
that one.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
My daughter Millie was next level with my smoking.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
She hated it, yes, hated it. I had no effect.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
And she used to come out when I was having
a dairy at the front as a little little a
little girl and just look at me and just sigh
and just go literally go.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
There would be heartbreak and then walk away. Stop.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
And now now she punches the darts.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah because of you probably Yeah, but you know, what
are you going to do? So if anyone comes to
our live show on Thursday night.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
What do you mean if anyone comes? Kez, of course
they've gotta.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Come, can you ja? Can you just let me finish
my sentence? Men, little good bro wom gonna eat some.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Pie, so my mic off keys.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Anyone comes to the Thursday show, hang a bar, we're
Stalkland to celebrate the launch of the Hohod Occupie. Do
not bring free darts? Bring them and teest us. Well,
that's just you're obviously just going to say yes and
smoke them. Hang on, what do you jay? You're not
a no chance man. I don't believe it. Ford or
seven Radio Hurdarchy give it a listen
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