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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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for to seven every weekday on radio record.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, You're good on you. So as I was
leaving today, Mogie, get a fucking grip. Umm. As I
was leaving today, my wife said to me what she
often does, made, what do.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
You want for us to come back? Yeah? No, she
doesn't say that that often.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, just occasionally close the door on your way out,
you dickead No. She said, what do you want for tea?
What did I say, Pugson? That was my answer to my.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Wife, Hey, oh, why don't I get some takeaways on
the way home? Something on those ones? Or again was specifically.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
No, isn't that that often? Is my response?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Arendous sticky beef? No, what have you got ailata crackers?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
A seventeen minute muck bang with a marion of seafood.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
No, actually, Maggie was very close. Was he sticky chicken?
And she went what? And I said, sticky chicken? Old
pugsn likes a sticky chicken. Find a sticky chicken recipe
and do that and she went okay, yeah, do you
have sesame seeds on your on your sticky chicken?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I like sesame oil dressing.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Find sesame oil. It's very thick, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I was making a dressing. I don't know if I
told you this Fall's house. I did a new recipe
over the week in the old kimchi pancakes. Oh yeah,
and choice and I made you and I went, God,
these look like fucking shit and they're a bit soggy.
They weren't cresp And my wife said, well, why don't

(02:06):
you chuck them in the air fryer. And I went,
that's a bloody good idea. And it worked a treat.
They were bloody delicious braggards che It was so good man,
so so good. And she made a little veggie stir
fry with them. It's a very healthy meal.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Where'd you have today for lunch? Pugs?

Speaker 6 (02:29):
For lunch? I had left over a red curry.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I like a curry soupy, had some marmaide beans in there,
some capsicum, a little bit of tofus flash, a little
bit of broccoli there.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I remember, back in the day, when I was a
young fellow, capsican was like a luxury item.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Now they're fucking four bucks a pot. I know, they're
ridiculous tomatoes. They are a dollar eighty eight. You want
to buy us on the other day, I'm not paying
fuck a dollar eighty for a tomato. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's because we lived, Man, because of where I live. Yeah,
so we'p off.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Around that area.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, we're ill about West packensay free cheap air free
you get. You can get like fifty tomatoes for two
bucks fifty.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
You know. It is weird though, I think that tomatoes
are so expensive.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, well, especially because they're kind of coming into season now.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
So coming into the season, they take three minutes to
grow the you can grow them in a hot house.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yes, yeah, I just on the on the tomato front
border pottle of mixed cherry tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yes, from five dollars eighty. How much were they?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, they're not usually that cheap, so I got a
couple of them.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
God, this is good.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Check I went, I went hard out and bought two.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you should have got people love food
check you know what I mean, pottle check.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Many times, when my wife and I do a shot,
we go fuck if it was this expensive back in
the day when all our girls were little.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
There's no way we could afford this shit. It's so expensive.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
God, God, it's expensive. Though. You notice that I have
noticed that it's pricey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's
my call? Chat about food? I haven't got one. Yeah.
I came home last night because you same eating the
same ship. I think I'm done. I'm just I'm done
with it. So now I've got probably three weeks. I'm

(04:31):
gonna do a shred pig son respect it. Those three kilos,
maybe four kilos, and then I'll be done.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Just four kilos. That's a hell of a lot of weight.
Is there really easy? Is it?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
It is really easy. You just go into a you
just go into a caloric deficit. Sure, so I should
be having twenty three hundred a week to maintain my weight,
so I'll have eighteen hud a day. Sorry, yes, and
then I have eighteen hundred in stead, and I'll go
to the gym fire of days a week, and I
lose close to a killer a week.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I think the gate it's colorific deficit most of the time.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, well that is. My My appetite puts me in
deficet as well. I've got to actually work to eat,
because otherwise it can't be fucked. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, I'm just on that front, fellows. I'm on an
eight day stretch with the gym.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Repairing, going hard. No, it's pretty easy, really, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Just.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
My sky, my skull, candies, my skull. I'm doing the
Tom York on the skull candies at the moment.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Do you run a gym? Do you do backwards cap
at the gym?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (05:48):
You don't wear a head to the gym.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, I wear my cap, but just not backwards Tom
York or radiohead Tom York. Right, Buddy good, it's really good,
you know, because I'll be flagging. Then he'll get one
of his sort of nightclubby number. Yeah, one hundred and
eight k.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah, the whole ky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hierarchy, The Rechy Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, I look forward to your shredding man.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
And then after that finishes, do you just does that
mean you just go hard?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Well? No, whatever the fuck you want.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
No, because I don't. I'm not hungry like I'm saying.
I still have to plan to eat more than I
normally would so I can maintain a little bit of
what's eating enough protein. Is this to you because you
don't need enough proteins, then your body just eats your
muscles up, eats it up. Yeah, I think that's But
at the moment, I'm eating two hundred and thirty grams

(06:51):
of protein. God, this is good yet, two and thirty
odd grams of protein a day. But I think I
dropped down to about one hundred and fifty or one
hundred and seventy jo.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
So there'll be you, isn't it a breast of chicken desiccated?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
About one hundred and fiddyish I think, and then turning
fi Yeah some ship, No, that's not true. About seventy
odd and a couple of protein shakes pegs. Oh yeah,
and I'll be there with there about.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
I'm an egg man with my love me, love me eggs.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
It shouldn't be that hard.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, I'm I'm a big egg fan too. Actually, I
like me poached eggs, fertilized. Look, I've been known to
fertilize a few eggs, and the time, certainly a few.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah. Oh man, what a weird.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
I'm still gonna be a tough listen. Oh exactly, We've
still got two minutes ago. He's just started the music. Yea,
I tell you, I've got my another sister and always
come to stay.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Great.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
So the wife spent this morning cleaning the house again,
because of course it's back to how we normally live.
You don't want people to see that, do you know.
So she's out the issues fucking cleaning like a bastard there.
And I didn't lift a finger, you know, got on
your man. Not for family, Nah, you know what I mean,
Like I.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Do a cursory clean up that people are coming over.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah. The only time I really mean they can have
a fresh towel. That's about that.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, my wife always lays out if they say the night,
a towel and a flannel for them.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I lay that out on the bed for the man.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yes, yes, The.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Only time I sort of make it real if it
is when my wife's father comes over, because he lives
in just a mansion and my shitty little cottage.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's like, God, I.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Do, what do you do then? To try and spruce
up that shambolock?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I just cover everything in a black tar pole and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're having cockroaches.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
True.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Sorry, that's what I At the front of my house,
we had so much junk and it was just all
fucking piling out. And I said to my wife, Oh,
what am I to do about that? And I'm like, oh,
I know what. I just got a black top hole
and the hut. She was like, well, that doesn't really
solve the problem. And I was like, it was like

(09:26):
that for about a year.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
My daughter's got just a ton of ship in her
bedroom and it drives me up the wall. And my
wife is like, oh, no, it's just because she hasn't
got anywhere to put it. So there's plenty of places
to put it. The problem is there's too much stuff
for the amount of places there are to put it.
But it just keeps on accumulating and accumulating and accumulating. Yes,

(09:50):
and it's a real fucking bug beer of mine. I
don't understand all of this ship. Well, so I've just
got to frame it with her. I've got to frame
it for her that we're going to give it away.
It's for presents for people, you know, for kids, Yes,
so we're gonna I'm just going to frame it in
a way. But the problem is, and I think I
spoke to you guys about it before, but they went

(10:11):
away for my wife's cousin's twenty first birthday down South,
and he he did a speech and he was just like,
you know, I'm just I didn't want anything for my birthday.
You know, Mum's being on about it being a big birthday,
and you get you should get something special. But the
special thing for me is all my family visiting from
all over the country so they could be here tonight.

(10:32):
Then that night, my daughter's in bed. She wakes up
at midnight and Zago's in there. She's like, Mamma was
so nice what Max said about him not wanting any
presents and only been here because the family is here.
She goes, I wish I could be like that, but
all I want is the present. Yeah. So just trying

(10:53):
to get a bit of balance and that, mate, But
I get fired. Oh there's shits going.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
You can imagine Mogi four girls.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, my god, it was.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I was the same. It's like, for fuck's sake, we
don't need all this ship. You chuck one thing away,
park Son. They will know you think that they would
have forgotten about this little thing over here. No, no, no,
the most precious thing.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah. Yeah, they walk into what could It's like a
It's like the Wizard of Oz cyclone has been through
the tornado. Yes, and they could walk into that mess
and straight away go hang on a minute, where is
blah blah? Yeah, yeah, the bin that's w yeah man. Anyway,
so I'll be doing that. I'm doing that this weekend
and I'm genuinely looking forward to it. Good ship mate.

(11:44):
I'm trying to run one thing and one thing out policy.
You know, great shower.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
I love cleaning my little little flat where you'd need
to have a little shoe box there whenever anybody little
bit of the old family visits and stuffing around and yeah,
bloody real low hanging frog and listen to the Hidicky
Big Show four to seven every weekday.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
I'm ready a hidarchy and check out.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
The instagram.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Henticke Big Show, mister Mike Minogue, what doy jay call me?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Pugs, Christian Zi, don't worry about Chrissy's not fucking he
doesn't get.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
That's about harsh, Pugs.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
What are you going to sign off?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
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