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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Does that sound good?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, get on with that for all your men, bastards,
loving the Big Show podcast, Get up even closer.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for raw dogging four
to seven every weekday on radio here. So apparently.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Most of nsaid me is deserted today because people heard
there was going to be a bit of rain later
in the afternoon, and oh, I can't come in and
it's like the fox happened to us about up a bit.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Now I the only person who missed the whole there's
a storm coming thing.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I didn't mention it yesterday because we were thinking of golf.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But there's like, there's a storm browingzy, it's going to
be a bit of rain, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Some snow coming up the country as well. Is there
a big big snow dump? A big dump. It's a
big dump of snow?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Okay, Well, to be fair, ever since what was it
twenty twenty three when we had the rain and twenty two.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Everyone's freaking out and think a flooding.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Everything's going to Yeah, fair places were pretty like your place.
My place was flooded.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yeah, my car got written off, but luckily not the
Teita truck.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Was it the aqua.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
No, the Aqua was not bought. That's where I had
a X trail listen and not complete piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Some people can, you know, sometimes be a bit sarcastic
about the Tea truck. But it's a hardy, hardy vehicle, mate,
And you know, only hard core people tend to tend
to drive them.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
As I was driving it to the gym this morning,
five am j S. Because I'm a backbone all.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Right, Yeah, good on you, mate. I was looking.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I was thinking about what a piece of shit is,
and I was looking at the case. It's only got
ninety one thousand k's on it. It's like it's got
two hundred and forty. Yeah, you hit the guess nothing happens,
But yeah, I guess. We just run that one to
the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's more how it looks though, you know, I look,
it's a sick looking vehicle.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, blue like blue.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Like if you lined it up with Keysy's tracky little track.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Same color.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah yeah, no that's not true, but brighter. The Teea
does not pop. I like the rafting sticky you've got
on it.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's a rafting with it. My brother in law is
a rafting guy down in Queenstown.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Right, because that's how I know it's your one. Well,
funnily enough, Jake potty Jake.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, he was saying he was over and Eden Terrace
the other day and somebody fucking pulled out in front
of me. It's like, fucking hell, who's this And then
he saw the rafting sticker on the back and it
was me. I can't remember, I can't remember being there,
but yeah, I said, you're lucky, You're lucky, and toes
you up, Jake, I can pull up alongside me at
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the lights.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Brother.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, man, but you know when you see somebody in
the tee that they're not to be fucked with you totally.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Man, a teeter that's like ten percent of the entire
population has a teet. Yeah that's Have you still got yours? Jones? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Man, I just only for special occasions.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So I got stolen.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's really if you guys, have you found yourself in
that situation where there's been a traffic incident between you
and another car and they beat the ship out of
their home and wait to the crash. No, there's no crash,
And then you're alongside the lights and then you're like, yeah,
you go up to the lights and there effing and
jeff and giving you the finger.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And show and you're shipping yourself.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No, I'm like you funk whatever, pal bring it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I love it when you know the roads better, right,
you know which lane to be and to be faster
in the traffic. And like some I remember the other.
It was probably a couple of months ago. This guy
was right up my ass and like on the water
and ship. He was right up there. I had a
little pink jacket on him, the slippers, and then he
like pulled out and overtook me on the fast lane
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and pulled the fingers and I was like, man, I'm
already going like ten k over the speed.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Anyway, he got caught in traffic and then I just
cruised past him. And then I looked at him, and
he looked at me and pulled the things, and I
was just like waving by.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Chill out man, fair enough, man.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
That sort of shit's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, you get there thirty seconds faster ATOL.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, man, because.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You don't get road ray j Jason, you don't get
road Your chill is behind the wheel.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I get a little bit of road rage. I never
used to, but I do now sure.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm the opposite I used to and now I don't care.
I never have.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And it was one of those things today right where
I was picking my daughter up from an appointment. And
the last three occasions that I've picked her up, I've
been late, right, And I'm just like, because I've been
unbelievably like from the moment I leave my house, it's
stuck behind all the way to where her appointment is
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behind really fucking slow trucks. It's been bizarre. And so
today I went, that's not going to happen today. I'm
going to leave much earlier so I'm there on time.
So I do that, and I'm going along tickety boo.
I get to a place about halfway there, massive massive
fucking traffic works going on, right, And so I was
(05:15):
even more late than I normally sitting at fucking you know,
with the green go start with massive cues, and I
was infing and Jeff, and then I have to say,
because I'd made a special effort to be on you
still fucked it up, and I still.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Fucked it up.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I was dirty about that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I wouldn't have given a ship to fix the situation
for you. Yeah, what would you have done kezy.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Well, I'd probably just check maps, yeah, but I and
it would say go this way because there's traffic that way.
And then it would say my.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Maps does that. Yeah. It was the one that doesn't
do it, the only one that doesn't.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
So with maps, if it's like red, does that mean
it's really busy?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
And so it'll be like it will say five minutes
slower and that's through that little.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Area, right, And also it'll say you does do that?
It does. It'll tell you how.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Long it'll take to get there, so it'll say twenty
three minutes till destination. You go only for five minutes early,
just in case.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And you'll be there on time. That's so true. Man,
that's what I do. But I don't want to be
that guy that fixes everything.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
That's what a friend would do.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's what a friend would do. What was that from
an ad?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Is that Tim Morrison?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What? And what?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's what a friend would do. Like at one of
those drinking ads, it's an d.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, like a drink response. I think you're right, Yes,
I think you're right. Well, I'm ready to go home,
how about you, guys?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I'm fucking keen. I'm just I'm over today.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
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Speaker 4 (07:03):
To b y C Today. Very pessimistic Mogi.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, looking at the cricket and and the you know,
the upcoming tour to India.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh boy, I was going to make some calls, don't
they chase?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, they do, they do. And you know when Tim
Southy has made the call today, has.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Had the call made for him. Yeah, maybe I feel
like probably what you'll find will happen there, Hoidy j
And you see, you know, let me know what you think.
I think he's going to get dropped for this first test, Yes, well,
and I think it's not a great look to drop
your captain. Well, the interesting thing is he's still going
to India.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
But you know, it's like if you're going to pull
the trigger, pull the trigger, just do it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's a good life, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But he's had a great career.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Seven Yeah, you know, and there's an argument that he'll
do better in the hope series and he probably will,
so we'll wait and see what happens. It was, it
was a pessimistic podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You're playing India and India, we're gonna get fucking pumped.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Have been pumped by Sri Lanka and two man pumped?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Got pumped? Yeah, you like getting pumped.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I don't think I've ever been pat in the cricket.
Have you been pumped? Gezy?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, I don't play cricket.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
But you pull the doggie, so well, I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Pull the dog I put myself in doggie. And still
that is incorrect as well. I don't I'm correcting you
on an incorrected yard in the first place.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You go to the gym today, man, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
He said at five a m.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I'll be fine, but I needed
a nap today. Takes a bit of getting used to
in the morning. Yeah, generally, anyway, I generally do. Yeah,
I generally do. Yeah, you're right, and yeah, I don't
(08:54):
know what it is at the moment. I need it
through a good period that I have not needed. But
here we talking about naps. I'll be sweet that the
mississ is off tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Right, Yeah, that's a good thing.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to it, yes, because it
means I can unapologetically go about my business. I got
stuff I want to do around the house, and so
that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do
stuff that she's probably not going to. Like we've got pictures.
We've still got those pictures that we've been trying to
(09:30):
put up on the wall.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
She's still not done that.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
She still hasn't done it. And I just said to
I said, I said, look, as a priority, can we
get those pictures up on the wall. And she said, oh,
you've been trying to get them up for the last
couple of days. I said, yeah, I know, and tomorrow
as a priority, can we get them up on the wall,
because I don't want them to sitting there for another
two weeks on the floor. She goes, oh, if I
don't get the map, i'll put them away. I said, no,
I leave them out. I'll put them out. So I'm
hoping that's enough to motivate it, because I know she
(09:55):
doesn't want me to put them up, because she has
got a way that she's going to put them up.
And I was like, you're gonna put I'm up like that,
and She's like yeah, And I was like.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, see the issue because she's like a set designer
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Right, she's an art director, art director, so she would
definitely have a very like probably right, Yeah, she probably is.
She probably is. But they're not up. They're not up.
They're not up, They're on the floor. Put them up.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
So that's what it's going to be. It's going to
be old Mogi's just going to check them up on
the fucking wall. I'm going to put them up on
an angle like I would with my posters when I
was fourteen.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, nice and have like one corner flapping off it
and it just stays there forever.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
And actually that's what happened to me when I was twelve.
I had posters. I had a Budwiser poster and there
was three beautiful ladies wearing They're lying on a Budwiser towel. Yeah,
and the swimsuits were matched up to match the Budwiser
logo which was also on the towel.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's an incredible piece of art.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, sounds good.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
And so that was the size. How big would that
have been? Twelve hundred by eighteen to twenty four hundred?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Big? Poster I remember buying. It's huge, Nah, fucking bigger
than that. Oh really?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
And then that blue tack that just fell off, Yes,
it just fell down the side of my bed. It
lived there for lived there for a few honurs. I
wasn't going near myself at that point. I don't even
know I was and us than those women. It's probably
more the beer than interested me. And it fell down
beside my bed there, and then I I'd wake up
in the morning, I put my stereo on, which was
(11:28):
down that side of the bed, and my dog, Sally,
she woke me up one morning and I went and
took her out for a waz And when I came
back and my bed was on fire because I hadn't
turned on the stereo, I'd turned on the heater, which
was also down the side of my bed.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
In that caught fight of the Yeah yeah, yeah, burnt
my house down. So you burn the whole house down,
just my bedroom mostly? Yeah, yeah, so good.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
I h the front page of the paper though, because
it was they said that the dog saved me.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
But I think I don't know if it's true. If
you were there, you probably would have I would have
seen the fire panicked what was it?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
He would have seen the fire immediately and it was saved.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
The underneath. Old mog old does it again.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
But the fire man, the fire chief. He tried to
get me to He was like, so, hell looks sad.
You're having a sigi. Were you I used to smoke
when I was your age?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Nah?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
He's a yeah, sure I smoked when I was smoked. Nah,
sure you did. That's like a fucking fire to the place.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I'm pictraying you as the fire chief now though, because
you'd probably be.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Ship. You're sitting in your beard gone. He left on you,
by the way, wouldn't I feel like t.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
To trick me. Yeah, tried to trick me and didn't
work though. JA good on you mate.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Listen to the Big Show Bottle seven on Radio hoodofy Man.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Really good.