July 15, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's Podcast Outro, Jase, Keyzie and Pugs are broadcasting from Hoytey J's Bach after an absolute debacle.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To too. Do bring me down? Man? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your levels or your headphones? How do I sound in
your ears? Just sound great?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You sound you all sound good? I sound all good?
Yeah man?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, damn we recorded?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah right, well we do we have you know, like
the sting fan of the Hurdarky Big Show podcast, make
sure you check.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on their Instagram
at Hodaky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
BTU into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hdarky.
Thanks mate? What have you got on the buttons?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
There?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Should we start with this?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why not? Man? Why not? Actually, it's been that kind
of evening fellas, hasn't it. I've got to explain.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Welcome along to the Jason's Badge special of The Big
Show podcast. What Happened Jace talk us through absolute tragedy.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So looking forward to taking the fellows to my favorite
place in the world. Bopped it up. She's all good.
We do the mission. We get out here, and you know,
and it's a bit of a hike, isn't it, Fellows.
To be honest, it's a bit of a hike.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I was trying to picture it, you know, you try
to picture somewhere before you go there. Sure, and then
I was picturing this place. Yeah, it's way more involved
to get here. And I really like that, yeah, very much.
Because on the way out here you almost had a
deer that ran out, a massive deer.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's quite common though, Keezy actually.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And I like it because it's like, yo, we're rural.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, oh yeah. And do you like the fact that
you're traveling through the wood going downhill and you eventually
go downhill to you reach the waterline.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
The water line.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That sounded terrible. It sounds like I'm steamed or something,
but I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, it's not. You ate a lot of cheeseballs balls.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
So guys, the gig is was but listen, but listen,
this is what happened, right, So I invited the Fellas
out to Hardy Jay's family Batch massively, seriously barred up
about it.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You're very excited about it, and I was excited.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
About you know. And it went to the Super Pharaohs
actually Fellas today to get all some quality food. I went,
I went hardcore, you know. And and then of course,
as we explained on our radio show, we turned up
today because Mogi was coming and we turned up today.
(02:38):
Mogi was there and that was like tickety boo, but
he was feeling shipthouse and yeah, and he actually ended
up not doing the show and not coming to the Batch.
I'll just say this purely because Mogi was so fucked that.
Thank fuck for that. Because we drove all the way
(03:01):
to the Batch. It was a massive mission. There was
in traffic, in traffic. We were hugely excited. I dropped
the fellows off in the car park at thee where
the batches, and I was driving along the beach. I've
just got to get this out. I've just got to
get this out. I was driving along the beach going
(03:22):
yeah boy, yeah, boy, yeah, the Batch and the Fellows.
It was going to be awesome. And as I was
driving along the beach at low tide, I looked up
to where the Batch was and there were lights on
and I just went, surely, that's not our batch. Surely
(03:44):
kept driving and I went you and I arrived at
the Batch.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I hang on, I drive the car up.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Meanwhile, I've left the fellows behind in the car pack
to just walk along the beach get the vibe of
the batch, you know, the sort of bay. And I
arrive and there's people in the batch, and I'm like,
what the hit the thing quick? And I knock on
(04:25):
the slider doors of the batch the ranch sliders. Yeah,
And they open the sliders and go, oh, can I
help you? And I'm like, what the fuck? And I
vaguely recognize this person. Should we close the door so
(04:47):
they can't? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, the door is opening there right next door. Jason,
you keep telling the story. I'm just going to close
the door.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Jesus, do you think they heard it?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The lights are all off there at the moment.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
For context, we're recording this approximately, Yeah, twelve thirty three.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So I knock on the sliding doors. Pugs ran slider
of the ranch slider after just just stiffening beside myself
with rage.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Is it button read by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Beside myself with rage. Truly, Man, I can't explain what
I was feeling. And the dude opened the door and
I was like hello, and he went and I was
it was actually a woman. She went hello, and I
went hello, and she went, oh, I vaguely recognize you. Yeah,
(05:44):
And I was like, you know, I'm part of the
fucking family that comes to this place.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I didn't, but I was, so, did you open the
door and swear it? Yeah? I did. I walked inside
and there were two pulls there and I walked into
the lounge and went, ah, you are fucking joking. I
did say that.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Sorry, are treading? It's like an outro or are we No?
It's just rating so we can swear. We just gotta
we've got to we can swear or do we want to?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I just thank you, and and they were all obviously
going what the fuck is going on? Pads please and
please don't lose it now, please, We're we've got some
(06:47):
revelations about pugs. And I'm standing in the huge.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Thats not We're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Larchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy
the ha Warchy Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So I'm in the lounge and I'm just like, what
the you know? And I'm generally a polite person, but
for about a minute there, I kind of lost my shit,
but not like tensrum tension, but if I just went, oh,
(07:28):
you're fucking joke. And they were like, oh, oh, we
organized this a week ago, and I was like, yeah,
I'm going to organize this two weeks ago and it's
my family. But anyway, I was got it. It doesn't
(07:52):
even express it.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
But the funny the funny thing is Jase, as I said,
I've never been here in peak conditions. Just being here,
even in this little we genuinely have to share a
little room, which, to be fair great happy as Larry.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Isn't it. It's like a magnificent piece of architecture. Or
you'll see better in the morning in the daylight.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Poks.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I literally happy airs years.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
We're so whereas you're used to coming here with the
whole place to yourself, Yes, we have to. We're all
in one little room off to the side of the
four people we met tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Love the people.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Really.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
They were finishing up their dinner as we all and
there started like shuffling around the fridge like we're all
flat mate.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That was making a drawer for ourselves.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
That fridge thing was funny because I was like, oh,
what how about you guys have the top shuffle at
the bottom one And they're like, yeah, that's a good idea.
I moved there, I fill it up.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Can I go wheeze? I've done so many wheeze.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I've fun on personally tonight, seriously Jason's done. I would
even no less than seven seven wheeze because he also
went wheeze at the not.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Even over the whole night. That's just since we.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Well he went at the way Ukunu will while you
were when you when you ran back in and got
your lunch roll.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, where did he go? He just went in the
flax by us. There were people, it was.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
It was publican But seriously, like seven ways, I've done
two since we've arrived.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The even numb one myself.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm Cameling year and Camel and I fucking really respect
that person. Seriously, though your deck is huge?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Can we not, seriously we need this joke? Christ It's
not as can I call you Christopher?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Do you can.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
More than I by it? The more it's going to.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Perpetuate the issue I had the false information and it's true, okay,
I because it's like, oh he's down.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Below was the situation would agree with.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Can I just say, if if you don't stop pretending
that you don't you're not walking around with the fucking
biggest loaf that anyone has ever seen, people are going
to start to think the other stuff I think about you,
the occasional meat loaf you know, Chase, you know that
Pug has got the whole of doomt seriously.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
So I I just explained the scenario of when we
arrived Fellers, you know, and and full credit to you
to backbones. You took it on the chin and just went, yeah, man,
we'll do We're you know, like every cloud has a
silver lining and seeing Pugs. But but I just got
(10:44):
to say, I've just got to say, but but forget
that yes he's going to die, I forget all that
other ship.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's not true.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
But we played poker, didn't week easy? Yeah, straight, bitch,
Pugs of the game.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yet I got a future. I should really tell you
about the size.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Of my heart.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
The thing with you when you play poker is that
you very much play like a mayor with a huge load.
You know, You're like anyone is even vaguely raising you
are like doubling down.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
It's not It's just not true, Fellas, Pugs.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I've got I've got I've got massively.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Large testicles and uncharacteristically small meat.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Writing a boon hopper.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Exactly along the beach.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Actually, you know, just gone there. I mean, we're playing poker.
We've got our chips. You know and ship fellas don't
well got our chips and stuff. Seriously, Pakistan might as
well have had his massive cock on the table for
(12:15):
the way that he was. Seriously, you might as well
have your massive deck on the table because Keys and
I were going, I think we were a bit flustered. Keys, Robert,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Crazy, it's not let's tell you why, let's do more
damage to the reputation that it could have.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Happen.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Man, why because it was the last thing I expected
from you. Man, that's all. And I think Keysy was
Keysey was the same as Yeah, I I never well,
I mean, you love your connies and you're Japanese.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
What is that? What I'm just saying?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Stuff you love? What about when he was like when
I was like, okay, Fellas, I'm all in and he's what.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I can't go all in because my Dick's huge.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Literally, the only reason they're saying all of this is
because I played one hand that I won.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
The absolutely no cards. It happened once.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You didn't have to have cards. Put us out.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
This can't be the vre of cards. Can you play
the music again?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Sorry, I hope you've enjoyed the Friday Night Betch Trip podcast.
We'll do another one tomorrow, JAYSONEE.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
We answer that's pretty long.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Well, we answer everyone's questions all right, sure man, The
Beach Files Betch Files is a huge all right listend,
Love you guys by
To too. Do bring me down? Man? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your levels or your headphones? How do I sound in
your ears? Just sound great?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You sound you all sound good? I sound all good?
Yeah man?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, damn we recorded?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah right, well we do we have you know, like
the sting fan of the Hurdarky Big Show podcast, make
sure you check.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on their Instagram
at Hodaky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
BTU into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hdarky.
Thanks mate? What have you got on the buttons?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
There?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Should we start with this?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why not? Man? Why not? Actually, it's been that kind
of evening fellas, hasn't it. I've got to explain.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Welcome along to the Jason's Badge special of The Big
Show podcast. What Happened Jace talk us through absolute tragedy.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So looking forward to taking the fellows to my favorite
place in the world. Bopped it up. She's all good.
We do the mission. We get out here, and you know,
and it's a bit of a hike, isn't it, Fellows.
To be honest, it's a bit of a hike.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I was trying to picture it, you know, you try
to picture somewhere before you go there. Sure, and then
I was picturing this place. Yeah, it's way more involved
to get here. And I really like that, yeah, very much.
Because on the way out here you almost had a
deer that ran out, a massive deer.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's quite common though, Keezy actually.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And I like it because it's like, yo, we're rural.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, oh yeah. And do you like the fact that
you're traveling through the wood going downhill and you eventually
go downhill to you reach the waterline.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
The water line.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That sounded terrible. It sounds like I'm steamed or something,
but I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, it's not. You ate a lot of cheeseballs balls.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
So guys, the gig is was but listen, but listen,
this is what happened, right, So I invited the Fellas
out to Hardy Jay's family Batch massively, seriously barred up
about it.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You're very excited about it, and I was excited.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
About you know. And it went to the Super Pharaohs
actually Fellas today to get all some quality food. I went,
I went hardcore, you know. And and then of course,
as we explained on our radio show, we turned up
today because Mogi was coming and we turned up today.
(02:38):
Mogi was there and that was like tickety boo, but
he was feeling shipthouse and yeah, and he actually ended
up not doing the show and not coming to the Batch.
I'll just say this purely because Mogi was so fucked that.
Thank fuck for that. Because we drove all the way
(03:01):
to the Batch. It was a massive mission. There was
in traffic, in traffic. We were hugely excited. I dropped
the fellows off in the car park at thee where
the batches, and I was driving along the beach. I've
just got to get this out. I've just got to
get this out. I was driving along the beach going
(03:22):
yeah boy, yeah, boy, yeah, the Batch and the Fellows.
It was going to be awesome. And as I was
driving along the beach at low tide, I looked up
to where the Batch was and there were lights on
and I just went, surely, that's not our batch. Surely
(03:44):
kept driving and I went you and I arrived at
the Batch.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I hang on, I drive the car up.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Meanwhile, I've left the fellows behind in the car pack
to just walk along the beach get the vibe of
the batch, you know, the sort of bay. And I
arrive and there's people in the batch, and I'm like,
what the hit the thing quick? And I knock on
(04:25):
the slider doors of the batch the ranch sliders. Yeah,
And they open the sliders and go, oh, can I
help you? And I'm like, what the fuck? And I
vaguely recognize this person. Should we close the door so
(04:47):
they can't? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, the door is opening there right next door. Jason,
you keep telling the story. I'm just going to close
the door.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Jesus, do you think they heard it?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The lights are all off there at the moment.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
For context, we're recording this approximately, Yeah, twelve thirty three.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So I knock on the sliding doors. Pugs ran slider
of the ranch slider after just just stiffening beside myself
with rage.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Is it button read by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Beside myself with rage. Truly, Man, I can't explain what
I was feeling. And the dude opened the door and
I was like hello, and he went and I was
it was actually a woman. She went hello, and I
went hello, and she went, oh, I vaguely recognize you. Yeah,
(05:44):
And I was like, you know, I'm part of the
fucking family that comes to this place.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I didn't, but I was, so, did you open the
door and swear it? Yeah? I did. I walked inside
and there were two pulls there and I walked into
the lounge and went, ah, you are fucking joking. I
did say that.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Sorry, are treading? It's like an outro or are we No?
It's just rating so we can swear. We just gotta
we've got to we can swear or do we want to?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I just thank you, and and they were all obviously
going what the fuck is going on? Pads please and
please don't lose it now, please, We're we've got some
(06:47):
revelations about pugs. And I'm standing in the huge.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Thats not We're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Larchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy
the ha Warchy Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So I'm in the lounge and I'm just like, what
the you know? And I'm generally a polite person, but
for about a minute there, I kind of lost my shit,
but not like tensrum tension, but if I just went, oh,
(07:28):
you're fucking joke. And they were like, oh, oh, we
organized this a week ago, and I was like, yeah,
I'm going to organize this two weeks ago and it's
my family. But anyway, I was got it. It doesn't
(07:52):
even express it.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
But the funny the funny thing is Jase, as I said,
I've never been here in peak conditions. Just being here,
even in this little we genuinely have to share a
little room, which, to be fair great happy as Larry.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Isn't it. It's like a magnificent piece of architecture. Or
you'll see better in the morning in the daylight.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Poks.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I literally happy airs years.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
We're so whereas you're used to coming here with the
whole place to yourself, Yes, we have to. We're all
in one little room off to the side of the
four people we met tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Love the people.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Really.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
They were finishing up their dinner as we all and
there started like shuffling around the fridge like we're all
flat mate.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That was making a drawer for ourselves.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
That fridge thing was funny because I was like, oh,
what how about you guys have the top shuffle at
the bottom one And they're like, yeah, that's a good idea.
I moved there, I fill it up.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Can I go wheeze? I've done so many wheeze.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I've fun on personally tonight, seriously Jason's done. I would
even no less than seven seven wheeze because he also
went wheeze at the not.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Even over the whole night. That's just since we.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Well he went at the way Ukunu will while you
were when you when you ran back in and got
your lunch roll.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, where did he go? He just went in the
flax by us. There were people, it was.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
It was publican But seriously, like seven ways, I've done
two since we've arrived.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The even numb one myself.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm Cameling year and Camel and I fucking really respect
that person. Seriously, though your deck is huge?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Can we not, seriously we need this joke? Christ It's
not as can I call you Christopher?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Do you can.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
More than I by it? The more it's going to.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Perpetuate the issue I had the false information and it's true, okay,
I because it's like, oh he's down.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Below was the situation would agree with.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Can I just say, if if you don't stop pretending
that you don't you're not walking around with the fucking
biggest loaf that anyone has ever seen, people are going
to start to think the other stuff I think about you,
the occasional meat loaf you know, Chase, you know that
Pug has got the whole of doomt seriously.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
So I I just explained the scenario of when we
arrived Fellers, you know, and and full credit to you
to backbones. You took it on the chin and just went, yeah, man,
we'll do We're you know, like every cloud has a
silver lining and seeing Pugs. But but I just got
(10:44):
to say, I've just got to say, but but forget
that yes he's going to die, I forget all that
other ship.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's not true.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
But we played poker, didn't week easy? Yeah, straight, bitch,
Pugs of the game.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yet I got a future. I should really tell you
about the size.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Of my heart.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
The thing with you when you play poker is that
you very much play like a mayor with a huge load.
You know, You're like anyone is even vaguely raising you
are like doubling down.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
It's not It's just not true, Fellas, Pugs.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I've got I've got I've got massively.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Large testicles and uncharacteristically small meat.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Writing a boon hopper.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Exactly along the beach.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Actually, you know, just gone there. I mean, we're playing poker.
We've got our chips. You know and ship fellas don't
well got our chips and stuff. Seriously, Pakistan might as
well have had his massive cock on the table for
(12:15):
the way that he was. Seriously, you might as well
have your massive deck on the table because Keys and
I were going, I think we were a bit flustered. Keys, Robert,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Crazy, it's not let's tell you why, let's do more
damage to the reputation that it could have.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Happen.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Man, why because it was the last thing I expected
from you. Man, that's all. And I think Keysy was
Keysey was the same as Yeah, I I never well,
I mean, you love your connies and you're Japanese.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
What is that? What I'm just saying?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Stuff you love? What about when he was like when
I was like, okay, Fellas, I'm all in and he's what.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I can't go all in because my Dick's huge.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Literally, the only reason they're saying all of this is
because I played one hand that I won.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
The absolutely no cards. It happened once.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You didn't have to have cards. Put us out.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
This can't be the vre of cards. Can you play
the music again?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Sorry, I hope you've enjoyed the Friday Night Betch Trip podcast.
We'll do another one tomorrow, JAYSONEE.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
We answer that's pretty long.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Well, we answer everyone's questions all right, sure man, The
Beach Files Betch Files is a huge all right listend,
Love you guys by
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