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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your Man Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
To seven every weekday on radio Hurraca Yielder Kielder Fellows.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
And here we are for the first time ever out
West my hood, man my hood and Keyesy's hood.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This isn't really your hood, though, is it?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well? How far?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
How long will it take for you to drive to
your house from here?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
About ten minutes, ten to twelve It depends on the traffic.
But but I'm very familiar with this area, Mogi. Of
course shortened street films just down the road. There ISPs
broken wood films just down the road here, So I'm
very familiar with the street.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, it is interesting because, as you say, you both
fuck up Uppa to west Auckland. And so we'll see
how much your your your people, your ewe, your happoo,
We'll see how you have. What's going to see how
into you they really are going to see if they
turn up in their drove to support a local legend
(01:06):
or a couple of local legends. Because at the moment
it's not it's not looking good.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Well, I'm to be honest, I'm not. I'm just you know,
I'm a recent adopter of west Auckland. You know, we
go to east coast, we go to Gismond, we go
to a Portugues. That's where they'll come out and drove
to support.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So sort of places that we know we're never going
to get that definitely don't have our frequency.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
My concern is that because most West Aalkland is the
backbones that we work until six or seven getting a
sweat on.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Most of them don't have jobs.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
And if not, if they're not doing that, then you
know they're probably out at some coastline somewhere, cast in
their lines.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Out having a bit of a fish.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, because there's a lot of hunt and fishing out
West Magie.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
A lot of hunter fishermen are on the.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Back end of a meth pipe.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You're say, what about women, Jason is just fishermen.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
People, because and that's the thing about west Auckland. Women
immediately hang on their backbones. You know, they're the sort
that you know, you'll catch a fession or they'll catch
a fashion, they'll wrap its guts out and you have
(02:14):
it fellat in a minute.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh really that that type of woman. They'll give birth
to a child and then be out how in the
lawn within an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Lawn, Yeah, they mow the lawns mostly.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Are we ho out this way.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Of hard grafts to astonished?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Full full disclosure Fellas I gave Mogie the heads up,
I was in a hurr of a mood all day
to day, really ship mood.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
We should talk about that.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
And so I had to go and do some di
wire around the house, a job that my wife had
me up about yesterday. And I was originally responded quite
negatively to her heading me out.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What was it.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
It was like repair this bit of wood near the
shower which gets water on at the paintstone and a
flake off, and and I was like, oh, oh yeah
you know, And so I did it.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
It sounds like my whole house.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, we call the hoidy j step.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
So I managed to appear that well, I get that,
get their job on the way, spit about two hours
on it, and now I feel a lot better.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But I'm still a wee bit pissed off. I don't
know what though.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Okay, so there's no.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
So I'll be relying on you guys to chimney.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
There's no real explanation as to why you're because I was.
I was just commenting on what a good moods you
seem to be and to the point where I feel
like you've taken drugs or you're on E or something.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I'm not on anything. It feels like it's a go
easy on keezy day.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
That's definitely not what happened.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Is I was in a hor of a mood at
home and then you know, doing stuff, and that was fine,
but then you get here, you see your mates, okay,
the show with your best mates, and then it just
brings you right out of that funk, you know, and
now I'm feeling great.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Great.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, now I don't feel great because you guys have responded.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm looking at you too, by the way, and you're
all really nicely measured up with your microphones.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
There. It feels like old hoodie Jay's on a miniature seat.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, it's just a miniature human, just.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
A miniature human, and your spine can not long enough?
Can we get me a cushion or something?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Couple of.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I finally enough, was in a horror of the mood
this morning too, And you know what, that's not funny
because we talked about it. We talked about the course.
We talked about it.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
And I just reach we're talking about it on the show.
You funk what? So I'll tell me why.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It started off badly because my wife made me a
coffee which was but no. Today was our no sugar day,
which we'll get into.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
We'll get into looking.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Forward to that the whole Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hurarchy, remember the Wary Big Show podcast.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
I was in bed, nude, don't pause and look at me,
and my lovely wife brought in a coffee for me
and it's I had a sap and I was like,
oh the fuck is this ship?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:04):
And then she reminded me it's our no.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Sugar day, right, So I had a coffee with no
sugar and I I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
My wife got some coffee that because we use the
old percolator sort of thing, the stone top. So what
you need with that, Jason, you'll know that you need
the plunge your grind. Sure, but we went with a
new brand, and I was like, you got that stuff,
did you? Because I know that it's a it's a
coarser grind, which means you need to have more of
it in there, and it's still per week. Yeah. Yeah,
(05:31):
it's watery. It's no good. It's no good. So anyway,
and we've all got our crosses to be, don't we.
It's weird that for both of us, it's our wives.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
You know. You know.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
The weird thing too, is that's this whole no sugar thing.
It was my idea because my wife said to me
the other night, she said, ah, we're gonna stop eating
so much sugar. And I said, well, I'll tell you what, darling,
why don't we have one day a week which.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Is sugar free?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
And she went, Okay, what made.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Her say that?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Were you? He's putting something. He's been different as his
ballers and the sugar bowl.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
And she agreed, have you?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And And funnily enough, I thought it was going to
impact her more harshly, but it's actually Yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Jason, when you have a coffee, how many teaspoons of
sugar do.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You do to? Right?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's disgraceful, you know that, because milk makes it sweet. Anyway,
it does show I agree with you. I agree with you, Jason,
but I think at the moments because I'm off the booze.
I've been off the boots for about three minutes. Yeah,
well since Sunday, So your sugar. So I am craving
sugar at the moment. So we've been hooking into the
old have been sitting in the oldness. Well we've gone
(06:38):
turn about to be fair, that's right, because.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Your margarita is that you love those margaritas.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And things and they can.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, so it's quite sugary stea well.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Person general is sugary wine. And so you fight. You're
looking for that sugar somewhere else. So we've been on
the old what do we have a couple of ice
creams down because we're about fifteen meters away from the
from the corner shop, which is a shocking selection. Likewise,
were straight down to that bastard. But yeah, it's not good.
Gotta gotta get gotta get off there or get back
on the darts of the purse.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Well, I told you, yeah, I told you ages ago actually,
and and it's true and rehabs and stuff. The sugar
bowls are always empty, right because people just hoe into
the ship's craving sugar.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But I feel good for being off it, though I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Happy about not having a coffee, but I'm sugar in
my coffee.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
But you know, I'll live. Will just another fucking thing
I'm giving up.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Why why are you giving it up?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Because well, have you given up hope yet? Man, you
should give up nearly. I've given up hope. But we'll
talk about this on the show, you know. I mean,
I've got to find what the fucking pugs is giving
me chewed in the distance. Here we got classic mogi
with a massive tyrannosaur a steak.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
It is, it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, I don't make it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
All I see is as words on a menu and
then I order it and then I eat all of it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That was all right, but you know it's certainly that
part of my life now where it's like no booze,
no Siggies, no sugar, no tell you what I'm sparked
up on that front.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You said last night was five weeks.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
They call you. Your nickname is Captain Jacks.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
No, No, I'm doing okay in that front, easy, because.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
The issue that you have is you seem to give
up everything fun and not replace it with anything else
that is Actually.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
There's nothing else that is fun compared to smoking dabts
and drinking purse.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
But now sugar as well.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Just for a day, one day a week.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
And that's quite good.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
One day a week.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
What would you replace it with? Jack it?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Yeah, well this is.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
The thing because there's with no dirries, no booze, and
no sugar for a day. I have been pumping my
tool all day because I mean, what else you're supposed
to do?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
We can just crank the whole.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I've just been masturbating vigorously, even when I was at work.
I just went into the bar toilets before and beat off.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
No cut that one off.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Off today, just that little I will say. Listen to
the podcast. It's really great.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That's got to be close to time, doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
We've done it, I think, so, thank you very much
for listening.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Can I just say that it's weird here becauseless bar,
there's a thousand TV screens and you can't watch TV one,
a free broadcast, so they don't have TV one.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's interesting.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
There's weird.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
The cricket's on one now on TV one because it's domestic.
It's a New Zealand.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Anybody can watch it. Jason, you can watch it. You've
got TV one at home.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
You never really watched TV one anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well, you watch it on the apps.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Me as a guy who only has it on TV
one and ships it off.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It doesn't you haven't got any of the other channels
tuned in. Yeah, that'll be my next bunny. This is
going to be my next thing.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Let's get rid of let's get rid of Neon, Netflix
and all of that ship and just have terrestrial TV.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
That is something you do to yourself.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
And then I'd be like, say, oh, here we go.
Father just turned out with his young fellow sunday or
and good stuff.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
And when I keep my chicken taco.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Hey, listen to Hucky Big Show four or seven Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
It's good eating. Thank you,