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November 29, 2024 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for doggets four
to seven every weekday on radio hereckare yeah, man, get
a fellas Lincoln runs, aren't we?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah? At the moment, two boundaries off the over and
that's pissing.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Me Off's going at five? Yeah, not good enough, Jason.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
It would have had three wickets out of Latham having
to fucking drop a SI that she kept. Yeah, it
was too busy. You were right now you're thinking about dinner.
I wonder what we're going to have for dinner tonight,
which is predominantly what I used to think about when
I was playing cricket.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
What are you having for dinner tonight?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Well, we haven't decided that yet, but usually keysy on
a Friday, Friday's.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Uber night, takeaway night.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's a takeaway night, special time. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
And I and I just feel like at the moment
I need some treats in.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
My life, do you. Yeah, Well, yesterday it was a
sugar free day, wasn't it. Oh here we fucking go ah, Yeah,
smashed the red ball, that's true. Actually, boons of sugar
in that bastard. Yeah, well that was my only sugar.
I think, oh, well done.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, but I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Congrats.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
What is the rule? Is it one of those things
where it say, as long as my wife's not around,
I can do it.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well she was there actually, but she wasn't when you
had your red bull.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
That the way your diet's going, though.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
She actually got home and had a butcher.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Is that all right? And I said you that's right downy.
But you know what was difficult apart from the coffee,
and I usually have a feed of week books at
the end of the night as well as my treat. Yeah,
but a pile of fucking brown shugars, so I couldn't
have that. But what made matters worse was that we
had three kit kats in the in the old fridge
there and couldn't eat those as well. And I was

(01:52):
having a real of sugar.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm amazed that you have one day a week where
you don't eat sugar. Yeah, that's and that's that. It's
tough for you. It tough.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It's just tough. It was. It wasn't great coffee.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
But when you say no sugar, what does that mean.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, we try, like there's going to be no treats. Basically,
there's going to be stuff that has sugar in it probably,
But you're.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Not having sugar in your coffee, you're not having red bulls,
you're not having you should be doing that five days
a week. Oh fuck off, you should You should not
be eating treats seven days a week. And it's hard
for you to go one day without. We haven't gone
without you had a red bull sometimes.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Sometimes, as I say, my treat as wheatbacks, which I
don't think is too excessive. I mean, I mean amount
of sugar in it.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, But like let's say we had dinner and the
dinner has like a sauce that you put on the
whatever that's sugar.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Are you allowed that?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah? I think so.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, right, So it's just treats.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well, it's basically treats. If the you've got to what
dinner is a sugar sauce on it, that's dos it?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
No, Like you know any most of the sauces that
you like a hellow fresher of food box type situation,
the sauce is usually quite sweet and sugar sugar.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I like, for example, when I take you fellows out
for dinner. J won't be having any pudding.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
No, no, because you're paying for it, so you'll.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, you'll be trying to scrub. We won't have we
won't have to sugar sugar free and we'll go Now,
well you can go home, man, but we'll order.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Up and let me just put let me just put
it on the record right now. There will be no
pest drinking either.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
We'll be drinking. Person I'm going to get I'm going
to fall off the wagon, just just for that, just.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
For that, wines Ja, Why don't you wean yourself off
of sugar in your coffee?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Right?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah, like an adult. It tastes so good without sugar
in it. So you wean yourself off there, and then
you can have a kit cat, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You're not like tripling down on heavy.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, because how many how many coffee is you having
to day? I have three? So you have six teaspoons
of sugar in your coffee?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
No, because one of them is a long black and
I don't have sugar in that.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Okay, So the one in the morning, you're gonna win yourself, like,
just put I wean my sugar.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I'll tell you why. Here's the deal. I'll do that
if you give up the beersies.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, that's a ship deal. We're not sitting here.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
That's a good deal.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Talking about me drinking too many beers, because that's not
an issue.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I'll tell you what today is drink. Are you going.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Out barbecue an ice plasmash?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Those my beer drinking We don't get smashed. We just
drink beers.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
And then you just get to a certain point with
beers where you just at that point and you're steamed
and you never seem to go past that. Right, Well
I don't, but I've seen you. You get your piss
what I'm saying, not like you know. Yeah, so you
get to that. We all do talk a lot of
ship really loudly, and then all of our partners tell
us to shut up and yeah, and then I put

(04:58):
on old music like Humperdink and I'll sing that really loudly.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, she's trying to go to bed.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
And yeah, she rolls over and gives you shoulder, you
know the kind of weather.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
The whole ky Bee Show wee days from four on
Radio Hierarchy, the Wracky Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I mean even yesterday when we were at the Hangar
bar there, you know that outside here. I was like, fuck,
that'd be good, wouldn't it. Oh? Yeah, we're having a
few beers.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
It's quite good. We had a bottle of wine that
i'd had a little bit out of on Sunday there
and it's just sort of s's open and it's just
sitting there. I was only a little bit out of it.
And it feels like a waste, you know what I mean.
I was like, I wonder if I was going to
suggest that this is there and she's going to suggest
that we just have a little go on that. Yeah,
but she suggested a lime water and said, ah, she's

(05:51):
your enabler too, you need her. And then and so
I didn't say anything about it. And then wake up
this morning, I was like, thank god, whine. So I
gave that by the one away today, don't in the house.
And then I got delivery of some purse, got some
free pest delivered from fucking sweet, and so I got
to get rid of that. What is it? So?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
But hang on, what's the deal here? So you're not
drinking over summer?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh, you're just taking a few weeks off.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Okay, Okay, you see I'm I'm lucky in the sense
that my wife.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Some podcast.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
My wife doesn't. She didn't drinks, as I've mentioned before,
much to my just disgust.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Can we just clarify Jason's watching the cricket.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
So I'm lucky in that regard. Yeah, Like if she
was a big pest drinker, that'd be hard. Yeah, that'd
be hard. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
My wife would drinks.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
She has one friend who I love is like my
favorite friend of her is because whenever they go out together,
magative and its fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
And so it's like me and her go thirteenth December,
by the way, little girls lunch thing with her in
this check You've got You've got your week. So we'll
link up afterwards. Hopefully it'll be great fun. Hopefully, but
only if her massive enabling friend is there.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I need her to be with it.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Sure, she's a great woman, Yeah, wing person.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
I don't know how she doesn't, but just everyone around
her gets stemed whenever she's there.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's so great, good stuff. Yeah good. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Should we talk about We're not allowed to talk about
the thing that happened on the radio. Oh yeah, so
we have to talk about on here that yeah, there
was a.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Was a fight. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Hangerby last night was so great, so west awkward. It's
so two guys and backbone shirts having a ruckus with one.
I've never heard of her, You've never heard of our show,
got the backbone shirts on having a go at each other.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I heard from Toddy there that it was the boss
and one of the employees.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
So it was. Yeah, there was a couple of young
it was. It was a work drinks and you'd imagine
they were builders or plumbers or something like that. Ye're
a trading and a couple of young fellows were running
the yaps and so a couple of the older fellows
needed to put them in their place. One of them
in particular, came off worse than the other, yes, and
then still kept on running his goddamn yep and then

(08:12):
got putting in a cab and seeing home eventually. But
it went for a while for a while. And it's
a shame because it would have made a great photo,
the guy with a completely blood person out of his
nose and teeth, yes, and a backbone shirt on. It
would have been it would have been good. But oh,
the players that be didn't think it was a good
look for our show when I completely disagree for our promo.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, I think it was more about Yeah, you know
Isaac in the office, he was saying that one of
the real hammered dudes up front was like, Oh, these
guys think they'll make it some pretty funny jokes about wistalk.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
How about we showed them how funny wistalking.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Can really be. Fucking bring it.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, And I know which guy was talking about. He
probably would have. Yeah, he said, had a good run
at us. I was at the big fellow, was the
tweaky guy who he'd already walked past.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, yeah, other one. Yeah. Then he came back, I reckon,
I am, Oh, you could have, And then he would
expects it's just cool, you know, I tell you, Yon,
we should go to Whistlecord and do a show and
then subdued through. And that's literally what happens is the
stereotype is the reality so funny and yeah, it's such

(09:24):
a weird thing to to not have a sense of
humor about that totally about the place you came from,
till fire up and want to smack someone over because
they've taken the purse out to where you live.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
But you know what, you know what that'll be. It'll
be passed just because they're passed, you know what I mean,
looking for any totally. My wife actually was telling me
the day before yesterday, she.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Was can you just pause next time so that we
can She was in the lounge.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
And she just said it was in the morning and
she just heard this fucking, absolute, saming, fucking man love making,
which I've got to be I've got to be honest
with you, is actually not that uncommon where I am
in anyway. She was like, She's like, what the fuck
is that? And she went up on the street and

(10:13):
it was just some dude in his undies at the
top of the drive, literally just screaming his fucking head
off to no one and his undies and she was like,
what the fuck man.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Auckland Mental Health Services are doing their job on the
street then.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
And the funny thing was directly across the road from
where he was, there's a cafe and everyone's just sitting
in the cafe cafe just staring at this door, going
what the fuck is that? It was just mental We walked.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Down to get some noodles, like what one o'clock today,
me and some fellas from Hudarky the Hurducky Hot Boys
Lunch Club, and walked over the traffic lights and the
Skuy's are standing there and looks at Pugs and just goes,
fuck you.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, and then all you guys just quickly get your
phones out and look at your phone. No, no, I staunched.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I was.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I had quite a lot of smirk on my face.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
That happened. That happens to me quite a lot. Yeah,
but it was Pugs, you though, if he was, if
I had been there to smack them.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Jason, why are you trying to make out that you
would smack people? Come on, man, your hand got.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Man.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I'm a wasisty man.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
You just smashed back in my day, I was a
vicious little bas You said that so many times. You
asked when you were when you were in ten eight?
And it doesn't count if you're a child, Ja, What
counts is when you're an adult.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Hey, it does when you're fighting a thirty year old pal.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, Pal, I love Pal. That's good ship. Four to seven.
It's fucking great. It's already heard
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