August 14, 2024 • 42 mins
This week Tayla argues that although he didn't show it, Marcelo was more into the pregnancy photoshoot than him, Tayla explains why she is banned from given blood in Australia, and they work out whether Tayla would be allowed to hold the grand final trophy is Marcelo ever wins it.
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About The Hosts:
Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader, and current radio producer for Jono and Ben on The Hits. Her roots are from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that.
Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband.
Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be cantered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast. The boorary
was like, okay, we're taking a bottle of blank space cool.
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, it'd have to be a big announcement about.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Things, because when you're carrying a baby, it's nice to
explain why you've gained a few kilos.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Like I look at some of these athletes and are shooting,
and all they're doing is just pulling a trigger.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Surely America won the gold in that age.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You're our content, Susan, and you're coming down with us. Yeah,
well who we are. We're back again?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Three baby Episode three? Hey, how are you good? Big week?
Did nothing?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
So well? Last week was a big week. Well you are.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Twenty one week mark you yes?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And you announced the pregnancy, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yes, because we passed that big anatomy scan, which was exciting.
I like the way you did it, the the baby announcement. Yeah,
well you're in it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
One line, one line.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, the caption was one line polaroid photos.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I probably would never even done it, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, well I know, because just to get you to
do the polaroids was mate. That was a task in itself.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I what do you mean explain.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, So I love how you just said you would
have never done it if it was up to you.
What did we do? What was the prep that you
took leading up to that. We go out and have lunch,
I'm going to go get a haircut for the photos,
go get a haircut. An hour later comes so I've
got to have a shower and moisturize before the photos.
(01:40):
And he spent an hour doing that, or while I'm
sitting on my ass, going mate, we've got We've got
the obstetricians. In half an hour, we haven't even taken
one fucking photo. So for someone that didn't want to
do it, you prepped quite a fucking lot.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
But the thing about the photo is, if you're telling
me that we're going to do a photo shoot, obviously
have to look presentable.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Photo Shoo said, I just said, we needn't take a
photo so people know why I've gained weight.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Were just to track back a few weeks ago, Yeah,
and you said to me, Mass, why haven't you got
a haircut? You're looking a bit rough at the moment,
So I went, I thought, you know what, it's a
big announcement, so I want to look presentable, and you
look great. I went, I got a haircut, had a shave,
and then we went to take the photos and nothing
was prepped.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Sorry, what do you mean? Nothing was prepped?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Nothing was prepped. I got ready and this is and
this is how everything goes with us. As I'm getting ready,
you're sitting in the room. I'm in the shower, and
you're and you're screaming in the background, mass, mass, I
have nothing to wear. I'm sick of hearing the same
thing every time I took your shopping on the weekend.
I'm sick of seeing you walking around and not respecting yourself.
(02:54):
So we took you out.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's true, suspecting myself? What what is that supposed to me?
Respect for myself?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Dress, respectable?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Love you fucking try and look good carrying twins.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You look gorgeous. Please, you look gorgeous carrying twins. But
you need to wear things that are presentable. What's your all?
Last week when I came home, I've seen it and
I said, hang on.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh my god, I came back from a fucking walk
with the dog. Dojommy wearing lingerie out there? Like? Why
am I meant to wear to walk the dog anyho,
any fucking who? Back to the pregnancy photos. I had
a vision in mind. I showed you some visions. I said,
we can, we can do the og big baby Montoyas
(03:41):
on their way ultrasound photo preggers test boom done.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, I before you go on, what does everyone do this?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Do you? What?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Was it a big big, a big scene or what's
the word? Why was it? I have to be a
big announcement about things.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Because when you're carrying a baby, it's nice to explain
why you've gained a few kilos and no one cares.
But it's exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's exciting for us, right, yeah, but you think about it.
You think about it for us when we when we
seen all these announcements and we were like and we
didn't want to or we didn't want to have kids,
but we're just like and all true.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, no, we congratulated every single It's only exciting for
people that you know, people that no one's really close,
who knows us on Instagram, my friends, our friends.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I still don't get the whole fuss about it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You wouldn't because you don't have social media. We get it.
You're so much better than all of us. Who have
social media, fuck bow down.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
To you, and we're not and again we're not doing
gender reveals everyone. They're girls. We're toldges last week they're girls.
And there's gonna be no balloon poppings, all right, no fancy.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh my god, I don't care, Bernio, that's a fuss
about it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't I don't know. Makes me sick, that's what
it does.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
It makes you sick really physically. Yeah, okay, dramatic. Sorry, anyways,
back to this bloody his fake photoship for hour announcement,
which you were didn't want to do, but add a
three hour fucking prep for it. We knocked off one
of the stans that radio has set up in our
(05:23):
spear bedroom. We knocked off one of those stands, put
my phone on it and post in our hallway. Like
you did the stomach shot, We did the looking into
each other's eyes, We did the laughing shot every time
I said, I'm not doing this, this is shiit. So
then we opted for the poloid, which I'll just shout
out my best mate Casey soon to be Casey pump
(05:44):
here we go. Can you just fucking thing? Says the
guy that had ten fucking grooms man, I had four bits.
You have them in the line. Then if they're not
all your best.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Mates because they're my close friends, right, that's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It's not okay, retract sir casey rap my close.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Friend, close and best totally different, totally different.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We wish we had this this and don't look when
we paid for ten fucking groomsmen to be part of
the wedding.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What do you girls always have so many best friends?
Why explain?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Sorry again, wedding. If we go back to the guest list,
I'd play twenty people invited. Who do you think filled
up the one hundred other people that came?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You bitch the family you Fiji?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, there was like maybe fifty people that were Fijian
family members. The restless sound say from this club, and
sounds say from this club because you accumulate everywhere you go.
I ditch and run, babe, I fucking ditch and run. There.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It goes to show I'm more lovable than you are.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
We know that I'm not arging with you. That's what
I got.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Hanger on his mate, No, hang on, I've got no
social media, and then people I have enough of block
out of my life. I don't care I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, it's great. And then when they come to.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Me, well that's your issue.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Okay, back to this fucking story, Casey, I love you.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
She gave me a polyoid and said, here you go.
Don't buy one, use my polyoid for the pregnancy and
outs of photos. I said, amazing. So I go, Musselo,
you and Louis Poe's I'll take the photos of you first,
then you just do with me. So I'm getting all
these beautiful candid photos you do on the dog holding
up baby baby ones is the pregnancy test, all that
(07:30):
you look stunning? You can't take a bad photo. And
I said, Masselo, can you please return the favor because hello,
I'm not sure, but I'm the fucking pregnant one. So
then you take one photo the.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Other one that took the photos of me. I didn't
say take these photos.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm saying you look great. You look great. Then you
take a photo of me or what's happened? Half of
me is covered in white flash?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Because I think it is because you're a beautiful, tanned
man in a white room. The ink obviously favored you
and Louis. You guys very similar in color me, a
white woman who hasn't seen the sun in fucking years,
blended into the walls. I'm in the white fucking room
(08:16):
with just a flash covering my whole body. And I
said to you, oh, maybe turn the lights off like Ogain.
I'll get out of the window because something's not working here.
But it must be and it must be fine. We'll
try again. You did it again. This time you could
see my back and then where the bump was meant
to be was just flash again. And I said, one
(08:38):
more time before I have a melt out, because with
polyoids it's not like a digital camera. You me got
like five gold literally, So we tried for the third
time and I looked at it and I looked at
you and I said, I'm not fucking doing this. I'm
not doing this fucking shit shit, And you were trying
(08:59):
to not go again like go off. I couldn't tell.
You were on real thin, like a thin rope with me,
and I was literally started crying. I was like, I'm
not doing this, but it's the hormones. And then you
even said, well, it's because you're not tanned like me,
and Louis, thank you for pointing out the fucking Caspers
in the room.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But then you went and change your dress as well.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I did because I was wearing a white dresses. White
hors my fucking skinned white dress. There's no one done.
The boory was like, okay, we're taking a photo of
a blank space. Cool, that's cute. Then I put the
brown dress on and then all you could see was
a brown, brown, floating fucking dress. So that was how
it went, and whatever went up was the best we
(09:41):
could do.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, that's what I'm saying. If we didn't do it,
wouldn't have been in that predicament.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
How would you announce it? Then we did up the
taste knocked out.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You did it on the podcast. We go for a
walk and someone we see sees you, she's putting a
bit of weight. I would have said, yea, well she's pregnant,
isn't she and she got twins in there, and that
would have went right, Oh, that's it. That's how we'd announced.
It would have been done that easy, because you just
do it.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I One of these days, because you did once have
a social media profile, One of these days, we're going
to find your old Facebook account and I'm going to
scroll right down to the fucking bottom and see what
you were posting as status is because apparently we're all
dumb here and no one cares. Mate, you were one
of us one of these days, and I'm going to
track those statuses down.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You can track it. I realized it and I said,
this is not me.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
What were you posting?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It was all? Or was it all inspirational things? Quote?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Not true? When we first met, you a massive fan
of the dog snapchat filter, the dogs the dog Snapchat filter,
because you forced me before we were dating, Honey. On
your Instagram, there was a photo of you with the
dog filter.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I can't even remember.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm sure you can't. I'm going to find the brew.
You had a selfie, you had a topless fighter I
remember because I saved it. And I say this coming
my husband one day, Jesus, you stalking me. Yeah, let's
let's yeah. We met in person, but then you DM
me on Instagram after we meet in person, obviously I
had your Instagram. No, you dm me, you liked. No,
(11:16):
I liked a few of your photos.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
This is a thing. You can't put word into my mouth.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Anything in your mouth that is a true.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Event. Had an interview on Flavor of the week, and
you said on air lie there that you DM me first,
So that's the true.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I was just wanting to make you feel good about
yourself in that moment, because I knew you were a
bit nervous for the interviews.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I was not nervous. I do it for a living.
You're very nervous.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Movie speaks, worotstyle stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It's easy for me. So see I backtrack, you love, but.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I redd okay, Well that's so for we never have
to fucking do old j C.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Take you.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What's that LJC? This is Lorna Jane. I wonder what
the C stands or co maybe maybe Oh my god. So,
as we were just saying, I've been away for quite
some time or a week, five days, supercise, and it
(12:16):
was actually the first time I've been away in ages.
Normally you're the one to leave this household every every
two weeks or so.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Well normally normally if you go away, you go away.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
When I go away, yeah, I feel the effect exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, I don't feel the fact.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah no, you don't say I'm sure as if feel
effect here, I get so bored when you're not here. Yeah, yeah,
or like yeah, I've literally, I can't even think of
the last time I went away that you weren't there,
like on a holiday or something. So I just want
to know if my presence or lack of presence actually
was felt in the household.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yes, it was, Okay, I did miss you a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You did, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I wasn't in home cooked dinners, thank you. I did
really miss the company.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Obviously it's just me and you here, so when you're gone,
you can feel it. But in terms of being bored,
I wasn't bored because I was still training every day.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, fair, fair, But at.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Night time when we were watching our shows, that's what
I missed when they're watching our show.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, let's let's circle back to those key sentence as
you said at the start, Yeah you missed my home
cooked dinners? And what else did you say?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And your company and my company?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
So what about my home cooked dinners did you miss?
They're nice and you don't even have to think about
dinner because I've always got it prepped.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, so that's how the household works. You cook like clean.
That's that's how it was. That's what we agreed onon.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Do you know how toxic that it just fucking sounded. Well,
you're insinuating. Because I'm a female, I have to cook
for you.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
And here we go again. Relate to my other point
I made earlier, shoving words down my throat.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
No, bitch, you fucking just said that. I put the
pieces together.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
But that's the terms we agreed on.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I agreed to ship.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yes, you said you, I'll cook you clean.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Because if I don't cook, guess who's both fucking gone,
starving both me and you because you won't cook.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Well, then we just get warmed up meals.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, yuck.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
See, this is where you got it wrong. That's what
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Did you fresh uber eats?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
And how long did that take to get old?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I went to a few restaurants by myself. Actually I
went an ape by myself.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Did you like that?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Loved it?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh? I don't want I don't want to hear that.
Why because you could leave me now.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I enjoyed being in my own company.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Oh my god, what the fuck you just said two
minutes ago that you were depressed.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I didn't see again, we're trailing back again. Say life's
to put word down mass's throat. I didn't sald was depressed.
I said, I missed your company. However, I do enjoy
being in my own company.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, well let's wrap this up.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I sat rocky, and I'll fucking go and we'll say
I was having five days. We'll see how long it's
you like me in your own company, because I bet
you have bitches over here in two seconds.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, it's rude. Ah, you men at the fucking say,
oh yeah, I enjoyed my own company. Oh yeah, until
it gets to you think with your fucking second head
or third air whatever it is down there, and then
suddenly we need a companion.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
See this is where that gst going here. You need
to calm down, love, mate. That's you created this own
in your head. So let me finish.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Finished, let me finish.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Went to that restaurant and I went and sat by
myself and ordered me a nice dinner, and then I
watched the All Blacks game, the start of the All
Blacks game.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Anyway, cut. So it was nice when you were eating
by yourself. Were you like on your phone or like,
did you take a book or no?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
No, I watched the game.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So you're okay with sitting there? Yeah, and just chilling.
That's my biggest fear. I don't want people to look
at me and go oh sad. Yeah, and like I
get quite emotional if I go to a restaurant and
I see a guy or girls sitting by themselves, like
it'll actually make me tear up.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, no, but it was. The thing was I sat
down and the guy that was and he sat next
to me, and he was having to be but he
was by himself as well.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's like the bachelorette.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
So it made me feel better. He was watching the game.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, that's lovely.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Everyone was watching the game. Yeah, so it didn't bother me. Yeah,
I ordered my dinner, no small talk, enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Did you get hit on? No, I'm just guscing. You
don't have to get defensive. Jesus, that sounds suss. What's
about here to nerve? Then obviously something did have it.
It's because obviously the way you're sitting on you.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
But we'll tell you in the rent before you went
on your little rant. Jesus.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
So when we talk about pressure, give yourself a problem
blood blood pressure. I am a fully functioning blood person.
My blood, my blood pumps at the appropriate rate, not high,
not low, pumps, just pumps.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
But you can't donate it. Remember that time I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You're right, yeah, I'm banned. I actually don't know if
I band in New Zealand, but in Australia, I am
officially banned. I'm blacklisted from giving blood because me and
my best friend Georgia, who's an incredible nurse, yes, fully qualified,
incredible mate. She's nursing shire. A bit of an attitude problem,
(17:39):
but hey.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Like someone I know fuck off.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Actually, me and her very like between That's why we
like each other. She approached me, obviously, being in the
industry of blood and stuff, said hey, there's a shortage
of blood. I'm going to go donate blood this week
and I'm going to start doing it on a monthly basis.
Would you be interested? I said, fuck ith, If I've
got blood, I'll give it. So we went to give
(18:05):
blood at the Red Cross and they took our hemoglobin
levels I think, which is like the rate of oxygen
and your blood cells or something.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Don't quote me on this, so fine, no, I don't think.
So it was just like the blood cell and mine
was borderline, so it was like it had to be
over twenty two. And Mom was like twenty two. So
they were already arming and ring whether to take blood
out of me, and then they said, like, it should
be fine, so we'll just go ahead and do it.
(18:33):
I said, awesome, strap me up, let's go baby. So
me and Georgia are sitting there getting our blood pumped,
and I'm feeling, okay, it's not have you ever had
your blood take it? Yeah, it's quite like you're in
the chair for a long time and you can see
your blood. It's not really nice to it, but everyone
should still do it. And we got to the point
(18:56):
where she's like, okay, you guys are fine, but you
need to sit in the waiting room the recovery room
for half an hour just so we can monitor you.
And that's the amazing room with the cookies like muffins
and all that shit. So I was on a health
kick at the time, so I refused to have any
of the food. I asked, are there any healthy options?
(19:18):
And they said what do you mean all the options?
I was like, maybe a salad, like maybe like cheese
and crackers, whatever. Yeah, you should have caught my dad
would have been around there kits and cheese. And she
was like, why, what's wrong? With the food. The nurse there,
and I said, I can't eat any of this. I'm
(19:39):
on a shred, and she got doing, I'll never be
happy I eat meat. There was if there was a steak,
there would have been in the state. And I said like,
I can't eat any of this, and she goes, why
can't you eat any of this? And I said, I'm
(20:00):
on a shred, I'm watching my weight, I'm colorie restricting
and she goes, hun, you need to eat something because
you've just donated a lot of blood. I think it's
like a leader or something.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It's not a leader, isn't it. It's not a leader's lead.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Well, bullpark, it's in that vicinity. And she was like,
it's important that you eat sugary carbi food so your
body replenishes her sol fast and you get some energy. Whatever,
and I said whatever, then wait till she walked away.
Didn't have a fucking bite. My friend Georgia is looking
at me, God, you really need to eat, Taylor, like
you're gonna get really sick, and I was like, bitch,
shut up, I'll be fine. And then I went on
(20:38):
this rant about how they should have healthy options and
would it kill you to put almond milk out like
all this shit, and she's eating because she's a smart
nurse and she knows exactly what to do. And then
it gets to out half an hour and the lady goes, Okay, guys,
you're up, Thanks so much for your donation. I'm walking
from the Red Cross and I could see my car
in the carver and I'm walking and I'm in conversation
(21:00):
with Georgia and suddenly she notices I'm slurring my words,
and then out of nowhere she sees in the corner
of my eyes, I just passed out, dropped to the
girl on concrete and I'm done. I wake up whatever.
Like five seconds later, all these nurses from the Red
Cross are around me. They're elevating my legs, and all
I hear is GEORGIEA saying, yeah, she didn't fucking are
(21:23):
any of the food stage she deserves this leaver, lela.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
She's an idiot, Georgia, thank you. I love you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They had to get a bed and rolling me back in,
and they forced with me, and they gave me the
biggest lecture, the biggest lecture saying, if you don't want
to eat the food, don't donate your blood next time,
because it looks bad for us, because there was a gym,
there was a restaurant. I've passed out in front of
all these people. Obviously it's not a good pr for
Red Cross.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Let's get to the punchline of the story.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I thought that was the punchline.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
No, so you've gone through all this, yeah, passed out?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh yeah, and guess what, Yeah, they threw my blood.
I got a Letta in the mail three weeks ago,
and I was so excited. I was like, Mom, I
think they're gonna give me a key ring because I
signed up to be a Life donut like once every month,
and I was like, me and George were like, we're
gonna donate plasma. We're gonna fucking do this all the time.
(22:16):
And I get in a letter that said, unfortunately, you're
not an ideal candidate to donate blood. So we had
to get we had to throw your blood out pretty much,
and to please not come back again.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
So why do you go there? You don't eat the
good food, yeah, because I did good nicerily muffins. It's
really nice because I used to eat those. So you
don't eat the good food, Yeah, you donate your blood. Yeah,
you pass out, Yeah, and they throw your blood in
the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
And then I was humiliated, and Georgie gave me the
biggest lecture on the way. She had to drive my car,
and when she dropped me off to MAM's house, Mom goes,
how was it? Girls? Georgia just unloaded on her, say,
your daughter is a fucking idiot. She refused to eat
any of the food she passed. You actually causes seat
I'm ever going with her again? And my mom said,
you are an idiot. I love it, And that was it.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That's when I gave blood. But I wonder if I
could do it in New Zealand because I don't think
that would be on records here.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I wouldn't recommend. I would not recommend if you didn't
pass through ods, Yeah, don't do it and it ends up.
But in saying that, I think maybe it's come up,
like your blood will probably be better now.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
She met me, because you and your mom have had
a lot to do with my eating journey. Because when
you meet someone's family for the first science, a family
that you want to impress, and they cook your dinner,
you're obviously not going to be like, oh, I can't
eat that. What's the calories in this? That's the macros mate,
I just fucking forced in me. And it's been bloody delightful.
(23:48):
People notice on my face, I've you know, out it
is beautiful and I've never had that before. I'm used
to just Italian Italians. I'm not going to speak on
bath of a whole country, but I will speak on
behalf of the Italian's I.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Know, the plastic ones.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So just like everyone else, we've been glued to the
TV with the Olympics. One being great staff and what
has your favorite event been to watch?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I think the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Besides they have shooting in there. Yeah, And at the minute,
I'm like and honestly like, I don't want to be rude,
like I look at some of these athletes and there shooting,
and what they're doing is just pull on a trigger.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Surely America won the gold in that age like that
actually doesn't make sense if any other country one.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That we have, seriously has that even a sports much
do you have.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
To aim and stay stue and look? Don't they shoot
at something?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I just don't get a decision.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And anyway, they probably look at rugby league and go
that's easy. Try using a gun.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I understand that. But I looked at all athletes, and
to be fair, they're all on the bigger side, and
I'm like, well.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Well, everybody's a determined body. I don't know where I
was trying to take that quite so yeah, cool.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You didn't like that because I thought you'd bring up
the walking. You know, the walking they look like Kathy
and kurl Off, Kath and Kim.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, that was funny, but I still think that's a
bit more athletic than pulling a trigger.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh, it's very athletic. Walking's hard.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
It's hard.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You should see with the dogs.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Walking is hard, very hard. It's better than at beat shooting.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, okay, Well, I've been glued to the gymnastics because I,
like many have just binge watched Simon Biles rising documentary.
Can I just say, what a fucking woman. She is
so cool? And I remember a few years back at
the last Olympics. I didn't kind of look into why
(26:13):
she was getting so much not hate, but she was
getting criticized heavily in the media, and I like quickly
jumped on that bandwag and going, oh, She's done complainer,
you know, you look into what we were complaining about anything,
And then watching the documentary, I was like laying it off,
like shut up, She's amazing. People are annoying, So yeah,
(26:37):
seeing her like live during the Olympics gone. Netflix did
a good job dropping that documentary.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
And sprint they're not what they're doing right.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
On time for the Olympics. But I wanted to bring
this certain thing up with you about Simone Biles and
her husband because I would love to get an athlete's
perspective on this because I'm not an athe linked just yet.
My time is still to come. So her husband, I
think it's Jonathan Owens. Yes, he's an NFL player. Who
(27:10):
does he play for?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Do you know Browns? Browns? I didn't watch the NFL?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Right cool, So he looks like a good bloke, but
he has been in the past criticized quite heavily. He
did an interview with Simone a few I think at
the beginning of the year or southing where they interviewed
and asked him, how did you guys meet did you
know who you were going on a Tinder date with?
And he acts like really cool and was like Nahdi
(27:38):
nowhere until we were out and like all these eight
year olds were asking for photos and I thought they
were asking for photos with me, but it was my
it was Simone. And then I googled her. I was like, bitch,
shut the fuck up. You knew who she was? Shut up?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Did you say that?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
He said that and that people were like that respectful?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
But when did they go on a date? When was
this years ago?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
He's she was already a gold medalist. I'm sure like
a very well known gold medal.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You know what that's shipped from him?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, I'm glad you think that.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's because you know what, when you got to go
or that with someone, surely you top on there. If
I at the minute, obviously we're married, but if I
was seeing when I was on that, I'm going to
social media Google Google my name, Google Taylor's name. Yeah,
because you're.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
We're not famous, right, and things would still come up,
like you'd get a link to my Facebook profile or something.
So imagine a quick Google would have told you the
world about her. She's actually famous.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I think I think he knew she was. And what's
that mean?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Like he was like small man, small dick syndrome what
this guy's got, Like, Oh, I don't want to I
want to be the alpha. I was going to say, hello,
I really wants to be the alpha male and be like, bitch,
I'm an athlete too.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That's awkward.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Similar to our situation because when I met you as
a cheerleader and you were playing obviously another athlete, so
that would have been hard for you to deal with.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
What do you do? You shake your head here left
to right if you high kicks.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That's fine to say about me, because yeah, I took
the piece. But for the other girls that actually put
their blood, sweat and tears into it, they are actually athletes.
Dallas Cowboys, watch the fucking documentary. So after that controversy,
fans of Simon and people in general were already a
(29:39):
bit like, oh, he's kind of a dick, right.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
It's different if he's come out and he's like Patrick
Mahomes right, Yeah, you know what I mean, Or if
he came out and he's like.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Travis Kelsey, Yeah, what's Actually I only know him because
of Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
The Patriots Legend, the greatest.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Tony Brady, Tom Brow.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Tony Brady.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You didn't even know you.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, but it was thicken.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Tom Brady?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Oh? Save shit? One syllable difference, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
But I'm like, that's the point I'm making if he
had come out and said, oh I do you know her?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Even Dan, I Reckon, they know her like they're not. Yeah,
So he's come out now. So Simon's obviously just had
an incredibly successful Olympics campaign this year. Mate, come back
and I think three and then a silver. I think
that's gone. But her performances like literally had Snoop Dogg
(30:39):
on his feet, Lady Ga Zac everyone, like she captivated
the world.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Just to get one metal at the Olympics is huge.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
To get there, it's huge.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Don't even worry.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, yeah, Like, holy crap, bro, seriously. So she's just
one one of her first goals this Olympic campaign. And
her her husband has put up these photos of them
two and captioned it witnessing history every time you step
on the mat. Congrats baby on becoming the most decorated
American gymnast in Olympic history. Just where eight of them?
(31:11):
He's referring to eight gold. She's now so thankful I
was there to see it. So qut photos right, nothing wrong?
With the caption. But what's been picked up here? And
I know you hate social media and you hate how
everyone gets on the bandwagon and just destroys people, But
don't you think it's a bit weird? Or do you
(31:33):
think it's weird that he's taken a photo with his
wife Simone, who is the gold medalist, but he's wearing
the medal. No, you don't think that's weird?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Right? Why? Why? Because there are a couple. It's like
me saying if we want the comp and you and
you wore my ring, it's like me being off you.
But you've put up. You've put up with all my shit.
You've been there through the ups and downs, yeah, road
the rollercoaster with me, and so is he with her.
So all these people on social media shut your mouths.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I'm glad you said that, because when the Warriors do
win a Grand Final, eventually you can have it. I'm
definitely running on the field to get a photoed with
the trophy.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, not the trophy.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
But the gold medal is up there with the trophy.
That is their version of the trophy. So why can't
I get a fighter with the trophy there?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
The trophy?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
If you want yeah, why are you? And I'm also
coming on the Mad Monday celebrations.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Perfect there's no more twins in there by.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
There that'd be a real Buzzculler. I have to bring
the women down.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
So what he's getting backlash because he's wearing the gold
like backlass?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
What of the people saying, mate, Like thousands of comments
saying like how do you wear her gold medal? You
didn't do any of the hard work, the disrespect put
the gold medal back on her neck. Well, but like
you said, it does take more than one, like it
is actually a team effort to win a big award
like that, like I cook your meals, I keep the
(32:58):
house tidy.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
They're both at Fleet, so it's probably a bit different.
Like you know, they obviously know what what each others
go through every day, like the ups and downs, obstacles
and everything about being an athlete. Yeah, but I still
feel like it's not a bad thing. It's, if anything,
he's there to support her. He's wearing her gold like
he's you know, it's her moment.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
But still he should be able to wear mind you,
Like when the Warriors win the Grand Finals, like just
all the partners, no players, insight. Just all the partners
line up next to the trophy. You can get a photo. Yeah, okay,
that's from that up next year when he goes.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
We that's fine, especially after there. You guys, we're gone
every second week, so it's tough for you.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You guys do miss out on a lot more than
other clubs. I would say that, Yeah, you guys have
to travel the most. I'm not about the new team
that's going to pub in New Guinea though they might
have a bit harder than the words. I don't know
how they're gonna iron those fucking issues up at anyhow. Yeah,
there you go. It's nice to get an athlete's perspective
(33:59):
on the hard hitting issues.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I feel like people on social media, maybe people in general, right.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Famous last week, the time we've talked about a twenty
fifth fucking time.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Well, they just they just make something out of nothing
like they want to.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
You know, can I speak on everyone who's on social media?
We are bored, baby, We are going to react to
make our own lives more entertaining.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, but you're not that person. You're not that person.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
No. No, Back in the day, I DM fifty cent,
did you Yeah, he never applied though sucked in. What
did you say to him? It was before he was
coming to talk to Australia and I was drunk and
I was with my friends and we're talking about how
we're going to go to his concert and I was like,
shall I just DM him? And they're like, yeah, DM him,
DM him and I was like, hey, fifty so excited
(34:50):
to see you soon, share le v ip tickets. Question
Mark didn't even get a scene or.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
A red yeah, because he would have said one of
these days he would have said, who's his hugy little girl?
To get him my DM. That's what he would have said.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Because I was dating you at the times he would
have seen I was taken.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I was spoken for.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, but mate, if he came knock and you're done,
it was so done.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Okay, So obviously you know we're big on. I was
big on on his feedback before we started the podcast.
And there was one thing I was real anxious of
when we're about to release the first episode, obviously because
you got a foul mouth. So I was very nervous
about how my mom will take it. We'll take it,
(35:31):
you know, obviously, being from an islander family. And the
thing is I do swear.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, but not not as much as me.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
It's a good thing, oh I do. I mean not.
I think I'm more measured with it. But when I'm
like when I'm around the boys at training and things
like that, it's on.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah, But on a mic, on a podcast, not so much.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Anyway. I was real nervous to see how my mom
would take the first episode, the sex story.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
For one, yeah, ac caught in the app according.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
To the actors, that was That was for me, like,
will she get upset? How would she take it? So
I messaged her the week before we released it. Yes,
and I said, hey, Mom, just to let you know,
the first episode of our podcast comes out on Thursday,
and I'm just warning you. Tay's mouth is he runs
(36:21):
her mouth a bit. She says, hold back, yeah, and
I said, and then we talk about Luke Luke walking
on us having.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Sex, and I was so scared. And she goes, hey, hey,
I had no they for ten years. I don't care
what you. I know, I very will.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
And I said, and for me and for me like
your opinion and her opinion and obviously your friend. And
then they are the only opinions that really mattered to me.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
So I was like, man, if she's sweet, then it's
a green light for us to go.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Do you act would have happened if she's like, oh
my god, no way, I don't want that out there.
It was too late. We had already signed the contract.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, she wouldn't have because she knows us. Yeah, and mate,
don't you were about my mom? She throws some daggers
as well.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Mate, me and her have the best chat.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
She can throw some daggers.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
She is a silent assassin of course, until she's around me,
and then all I have to do is go, you
see that? And then mate, flood we are done for
the day, not for hours.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
But that brings me to the next question. I've obviously
got honest feedback from my mom that the first episode.
Then I asked her you listen to it? She said, yes,
I loved it. It was thank you, Mama, love you.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Thanks Mom.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Have you got any honest feedback from your parents from
any from any episode?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
So my dad, who I wouldn't I didn't really think
would have any reaction, to be honest, because he doesn't
like really sweat the small stuff. I doesn't really care
about much. He just wants to go the beach for
a surf and then chill download his pirate in music
that does the guy's got like an iTunes liverary of
like eighty thousand songs. He's running out of iPods when AnyWho.
(38:13):
For the particular episode we did last week, which was
on the pregnancy announcement and the twins are kind of
talking about like infertility struggles and miscarriages and stuff, he
texted me and said, touching episode. Thanks for sharing. Absolutely beautiful.
I look forward to my thursdays now, beautiful Angelo Lombardy
(38:33):
day one.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Thank you, Right, that's so beautiful. Right, It's nice. It's
nice hearing that from him.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
It is it is actually means quite a lot coming
from him because he.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Doesn't really care, doesn't. I think it's because he obviously
you're his daughter, and I think he likes me.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
He loves you, He loves you more than me.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
So that's why if they.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Could choose to have your Luke my brother in the family,
you don't know, Luke's getting the flick.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
And then on the other hand, my mom, she messaged you,
my mom, who is like my best friend in the world,
like no one comes closer to her than then like
you you're up there. Obviously the dog's out there. But
she's like everything right. So I was on the phone,
so she facetimed me and it was a Thursday. So
(39:22):
I was like, oh, she's obviously facetiming me because she's
just listened to the episode. No, not really. It was
two minutes into the conversation, we're talking about other shit
and I was like, oh, did you listen to the
latest podcast episode? And she says, oh, yeah, I did hunt,
And I was like, oh cool, what did you think?
She goes. I mean, there was some haha moments, but
it wasn't hilarious wow, okay, just yeah, you know, like
(39:45):
I had a chuckle here and there, but yeah, I
wasn't wow. I wasn't laughing my eyes now. I was like, wow, bitch,
don't think so.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
I didn't think it was supposed to be comedians. It's
not comedians in cars getting coffee soon and you're supposed
to laugh at every No one.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Said this was gonna be like a comedy. This is
just shit talk. Yeah, be kaih standard executive producer suit.
Can I just say, though, this is this is actually hilarious.
Bless her, Love you mom. But after the first episode dropped.
We mentioned her quite a lot, right in the first
(40:20):
episode three four days past, and I get a check
from her and she sent me a screen shot and
it's this you know how, Oh you wouldn't know me
no social media, but on Instagram it's very common for
fake businesses bots to reach out and be like, hey,
we love your profile, we'd love to see your model
our jewelry. You can get a ten percent code and
(40:42):
all this shit. It's all fake. She screenshots to me
and chaz, hi hunt, is this legit? I thought my
time as a model is done. I'm sixty years old.
And I said, hi, Mom, that's definitely a fake account
blocker and don't reply and chesz okay. I thought they
may have recognize me from your podcast.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I was so no.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
And then like after the second episode again we mentioned
her a lot, and after that feedback, I was like, yeah,
you know, mom, people are starting to like, like know
your name. Like I had someone comments saying, oh, I
love suit. So she's crack up and Mom goes, oh, well,
I haven't actually been on Instagram today, so I'm FACEI
with her. She has, oh, just quickly check now, you know,
she thought, my god, I've got bloody ten notifications Taylor,
(41:31):
Oh never mind. No, No, they're all just from friends
down the podka.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
You're our content, Susan, and you're coming down with us.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, don't be so fucking intense, and we don't talk if. No,
she wants us to take off so we can buy
our house on Green Hills Beach in Crenula.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, don't worry about us. She just wants to continue
to rent then, yeah, and then she can get it. Now,
she can get the house. No, I love your mom,
thank you? Any who?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Any who. Yeah, that's a wrap for today.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, I'm tired. I'm really hungry. Have you guys heard
my hunger pains on the mic? Is it the mic
picking up? I'm almost getting indigestion because I'm that hungry.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Anyway, Okay, from me, it's a mother from me.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Okay, it's a live love love for mew Bie peeps.
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast. The boorary
was like, okay, we're taking a bottle of blank space cool.
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, it'd have to be a big announcement about.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Things, because when you're carrying a baby, it's nice to
explain why you've gained a few kilos.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Like I look at some of these athletes and are shooting,
and all they're doing is just pulling a trigger.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Surely America won the gold in that age.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You're our content, Susan, and you're coming down with us. Yeah,
well who we are. We're back again?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Three baby Episode three? Hey, how are you good? Big week?
Did nothing?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
So well? Last week was a big week. Well you are.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Twenty one week mark you yes?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And you announced the pregnancy, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yes, because we passed that big anatomy scan, which was exciting.
I like the way you did it, the the baby announcement. Yeah,
well you're in it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
One line, one line.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, the caption was one line polaroid photos.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I probably would never even done it, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, well I know, because just to get you to
do the polaroids was mate. That was a task in itself.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I what do you mean explain.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, So I love how you just said you would
have never done it if it was up to you.
What did we do? What was the prep that you
took leading up to that. We go out and have lunch,
I'm going to go get a haircut for the photos,
go get a haircut. An hour later comes so I've
got to have a shower and moisturize before the photos.
(01:40):
And he spent an hour doing that, or while I'm
sitting on my ass, going mate, we've got We've got
the obstetricians. In half an hour, we haven't even taken
one fucking photo. So for someone that didn't want to
do it, you prepped quite a fucking lot.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
But the thing about the photo is, if you're telling
me that we're going to do a photo shoot, obviously
have to look presentable.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Photo Shoo said, I just said, we needn't take a
photo so people know why I've gained weight.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Were just to track back a few weeks ago, Yeah,
and you said to me, Mass, why haven't you got
a haircut? You're looking a bit rough at the moment,
So I went, I thought, you know what, it's a
big announcement, so I want to look presentable, and you
look great. I went, I got a haircut, had a shave,
and then we went to take the photos and nothing
was prepped.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Sorry, what do you mean? Nothing was prepped?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Nothing was prepped. I got ready and this is and
this is how everything goes with us. As I'm getting ready,
you're sitting in the room. I'm in the shower, and
you're and you're screaming in the background, mass, mass, I
have nothing to wear. I'm sick of hearing the same
thing every time I took your shopping on the weekend.
I'm sick of seeing you walking around and not respecting yourself.
(02:54):
So we took you out.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's true, suspecting myself? What what is that supposed to me?
Respect for myself?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Dress, respectable?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Love you fucking try and look good carrying twins.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You look gorgeous. Please, you look gorgeous carrying twins. But
you need to wear things that are presentable. What's your all?
Last week when I came home, I've seen it and
I said, hang on.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh my god, I came back from a fucking walk
with the dog. Dojommy wearing lingerie out there? Like? Why
am I meant to wear to walk the dog anyho,
any fucking who? Back to the pregnancy photos. I had
a vision in mind. I showed you some visions. I said,
we can, we can do the og big baby Montoyas
(03:41):
on their way ultrasound photo preggers test boom done.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, I before you go on, what does everyone do this?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Do you? What?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Was it a big big, a big scene or what's
the word? Why was it? I have to be a
big announcement about things.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Because when you're carrying a baby, it's nice to explain
why you've gained a few kilos and no one cares.
But it's exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's exciting for us, right, yeah, but you think about it.
You think about it for us when we when we
seen all these announcements and we were like and we
didn't want to or we didn't want to have kids,
but we're just like and all true.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, no, we congratulated every single It's only exciting for
people that you know, people that no one's really close,
who knows us on Instagram, my friends, our friends.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I still don't get the whole fuss about it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You wouldn't because you don't have social media. We get it.
You're so much better than all of us. Who have
social media, fuck bow down.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
To you, and we're not and again we're not doing
gender reveals everyone. They're girls. We're toldges last week they're girls.
And there's gonna be no balloon poppings, all right, no fancy.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh my god, I don't care, Bernio, that's a fuss
about it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't I don't know. Makes me sick, that's what
it does.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
It makes you sick really physically. Yeah, okay, dramatic. Sorry, anyways,
back to this bloody his fake photoship for hour announcement,
which you were didn't want to do, but add a
three hour fucking prep for it. We knocked off one
of the stans that radio has set up in our
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spear bedroom. We knocked off one of those stands, put
my phone on it and post in our hallway. Like
you did the stomach shot, We did the looking into
each other's eyes, We did the laughing shot every time
I said, I'm not doing this, this is shiit. So
then we opted for the poloid, which I'll just shout
out my best mate Casey soon to be Casey pump
(05:44):
here we go. Can you just fucking thing? Says the
guy that had ten fucking grooms man, I had four bits.
You have them in the line. Then if they're not
all your best.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Mates because they're my close friends, right, that's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It's not okay, retract sir casey rap my close.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Friend, close and best totally different, totally different.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We wish we had this this and don't look when
we paid for ten fucking groomsmen to be part of
the wedding.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What do you girls always have so many best friends?
Why explain?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Sorry again, wedding. If we go back to the guest list,
I'd play twenty people invited. Who do you think filled
up the one hundred other people that came?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You bitch the family you Fiji?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, there was like maybe fifty people that were Fijian
family members. The restless sound say from this club, and
sounds say from this club because you accumulate everywhere you go.
I ditch and run, babe, I fucking ditch and run. There.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It goes to show I'm more lovable than you are.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
We know that I'm not arging with you. That's what
I got.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Hanger on his mate, No, hang on, I've got no
social media, and then people I have enough of block
out of my life. I don't care I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, it's great. And then when they come to.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Me, well that's your issue.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Okay, back to this fucking story, Casey, I love you.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
She gave me a polyoid and said, here you go.
Don't buy one, use my polyoid for the pregnancy and
outs of photos. I said, amazing. So I go, Musselo,
you and Louis Poe's I'll take the photos of you first,
then you just do with me. So I'm getting all
these beautiful candid photos you do on the dog holding
up baby baby ones is the pregnancy test, all that
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you look stunning? You can't take a bad photo. And
I said, Masselo, can you please return the favor because hello,
I'm not sure, but I'm the fucking pregnant one. So
then you take one photo the.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Other one that took the photos of me. I didn't
say take these photos.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm saying you look great. You look great. Then you
take a photo of me or what's happened? Half of
me is covered in white flash?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Because I think it is because you're a beautiful, tanned
man in a white room. The ink obviously favored you
and Louis. You guys very similar in color me, a
white woman who hasn't seen the sun in fucking years,
blended into the walls. I'm in the white fucking room
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with just a flash covering my whole body. And I
said to you, oh, maybe turn the lights off like Ogain.
I'll get out of the window because something's not working here.
But it must be and it must be fine. We'll
try again. You did it again. This time you could
see my back and then where the bump was meant
to be was just flash again. And I said, one
(08:38):
more time before I have a melt out, because with
polyoids it's not like a digital camera. You me got
like five gold literally, So we tried for the third
time and I looked at it and I looked at
you and I said, I'm not fucking doing this. I'm
not doing this fucking shit shit, And you were trying
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to not go again like go off. I couldn't tell.
You were on real thin, like a thin rope with me,
and I was literally started crying. I was like, I'm
not doing this, but it's the hormones. And then you
even said, well, it's because you're not tanned like me,
and Louis, thank you for pointing out the fucking Caspers
in the room.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But then you went and change your dress as well.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I did because I was wearing a white dresses. White
hors my fucking skinned white dress. There's no one done.
The boory was like, okay, we're taking a photo of
a blank space. Cool, that's cute. Then I put the
brown dress on and then all you could see was
a brown, brown, floating fucking dress. So that was how
it went, and whatever went up was the best we
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could do.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, that's what I'm saying. If we didn't do it,
wouldn't have been in that predicament.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
How would you announce it? Then we did up the
taste knocked out.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You did it on the podcast. We go for a
walk and someone we see sees you, she's putting a
bit of weight. I would have said, yea, well she's pregnant,
isn't she and she got twins in there, and that
would have went right, Oh, that's it. That's how we'd announced.
It would have been done that easy, because you just
do it.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I One of these days, because you did once have
a social media profile, One of these days, we're going
to find your old Facebook account and I'm going to
scroll right down to the fucking bottom and see what
you were posting as status is because apparently we're all
dumb here and no one cares. Mate, you were one
of us one of these days, and I'm going to
track those statuses down.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You can track it. I realized it and I said,
this is not me.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
What were you posting?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It was all? Or was it all inspirational things? Quote?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Not true? When we first met, you a massive fan
of the dog snapchat filter, the dogs the dog Snapchat filter,
because you forced me before we were dating, Honey. On
your Instagram, there was a photo of you with the
dog filter.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I can't even remember.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm sure you can't. I'm going to find the brew.
You had a selfie, you had a topless fighter I
remember because I saved it. And I say this coming
my husband one day, Jesus, you stalking me. Yeah, let's
let's yeah. We met in person, but then you DM
me on Instagram after we meet in person, obviously I
had your Instagram. No, you dm me, you liked. No,
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I liked a few of your photos.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
This is a thing. You can't put word into my mouth.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Anything in your mouth that is a true.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Event. Had an interview on Flavor of the week, and
you said on air lie there that you DM me first,
So that's the true.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I was just wanting to make you feel good about
yourself in that moment, because I knew you were a
bit nervous for the interviews.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I was not nervous. I do it for a living.
You're very nervous.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Movie speaks, worotstyle stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It's easy for me. So see I backtrack, you love, but.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I redd okay, Well that's so for we never have
to fucking do old j C.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Take you.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What's that LJC? This is Lorna Jane. I wonder what
the C stands or co maybe maybe Oh my god. So,
as we were just saying, I've been away for quite
some time or a week, five days, supercise, and it
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was actually the first time I've been away in ages.
Normally you're the one to leave this household every every
two weeks or so.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Well normally normally if you go away, you go away.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
When I go away, yeah, I feel the effect exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, I don't feel the fact.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah no, you don't say I'm sure as if feel
effect here, I get so bored when you're not here. Yeah, yeah,
or like yeah, I've literally, I can't even think of
the last time I went away that you weren't there,
like on a holiday or something. So I just want
to know if my presence or lack of presence actually
was felt in the household.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yes, it was, Okay, I did miss you a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You did, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I wasn't in home cooked dinners, thank you. I did
really miss the company.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Obviously it's just me and you here, so when you're gone,
you can feel it. But in terms of being bored,
I wasn't bored because I was still training every day.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, fair, fair, But at.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Night time when we were watching our shows, that's what
I missed when they're watching our show.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, let's let's circle back to those key sentence as
you said at the start, Yeah you missed my home
cooked dinners? And what else did you say?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And your company and my company?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
So what about my home cooked dinners did you miss?
They're nice and you don't even have to think about
dinner because I've always got it prepped.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, so that's how the household works. You cook like clean.
That's that's how it was. That's what we agreed onon.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Do you know how toxic that it just fucking sounded. Well,
you're insinuating. Because I'm a female, I have to cook
for you.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
And here we go again. Relate to my other point
I made earlier, shoving words down my throat.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
No, bitch, you fucking just said that. I put the
pieces together.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
But that's the terms we agreed on.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I agreed to ship.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yes, you said you, I'll cook you clean.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Because if I don't cook, guess who's both fucking gone,
starving both me and you because you won't cook.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Well, then we just get warmed up meals.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, yuck.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
See, this is where you got it wrong. That's what
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Did you fresh uber eats?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
And how long did that take to get old?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I went to a few restaurants by myself. Actually I
went an ape by myself.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Did you like that?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Loved it?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh? I don't want I don't want to hear that.
Why because you could leave me now.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I enjoyed being in my own company.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Oh my god, what the fuck you just said two
minutes ago that you were depressed.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I didn't see again, we're trailing back again. Say life's
to put word down mass's throat. I didn't sald was depressed.
I said, I missed your company. However, I do enjoy
being in my own company.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, well let's wrap this up.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I sat rocky, and I'll fucking go and we'll say
I was having five days. We'll see how long it's
you like me in your own company, because I bet
you have bitches over here in two seconds.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, it's rude. Ah, you men at the fucking say,
oh yeah, I enjoyed my own company. Oh yeah, until
it gets to you think with your fucking second head
or third air whatever it is down there, and then
suddenly we need a companion.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
See this is where that gst going here. You need
to calm down, love, mate. That's you created this own
in your head. So let me finish.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Finished, let me finish.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Went to that restaurant and I went and sat by
myself and ordered me a nice dinner, and then I
watched the All Blacks game, the start of the All
Blacks game.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Anyway, cut. So it was nice when you were eating
by yourself. Were you like on your phone or like,
did you take a book or no?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
No, I watched the game.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So you're okay with sitting there? Yeah, and just chilling.
That's my biggest fear. I don't want people to look
at me and go oh sad. Yeah, and like I
get quite emotional if I go to a restaurant and
I see a guy or girls sitting by themselves, like
it'll actually make me tear up.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, no, but it was. The thing was I sat
down and the guy that was and he sat next
to me, and he was having to be but he
was by himself as well.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's like the bachelorette.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
So it made me feel better. He was watching the game.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, that's lovely.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Everyone was watching the game. Yeah, so it didn't bother me. Yeah,
I ordered my dinner, no small talk, enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Did you get hit on? No, I'm just guscing. You
don't have to get defensive. Jesus, that sounds suss. What's
about here to nerve? Then obviously something did have it.
It's because obviously the way you're sitting on you.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
But we'll tell you in the rent before you went
on your little rant. Jesus.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
So when we talk about pressure, give yourself a problem
blood blood pressure. I am a fully functioning blood person.
My blood, my blood pumps at the appropriate rate, not high,
not low, pumps, just pumps.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
But you can't donate it. Remember that time I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You're right, yeah, I'm banned. I actually don't know if
I band in New Zealand, but in Australia, I am
officially banned. I'm blacklisted from giving blood because me and
my best friend Georgia, who's an incredible nurse, yes, fully qualified,
incredible mate. She's nursing shire. A bit of an attitude problem,
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but hey.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Like someone I know fuck off.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Actually, me and her very like between That's why we
like each other. She approached me, obviously, being in the
industry of blood and stuff, said hey, there's a shortage
of blood. I'm going to go donate blood this week
and I'm going to start doing it on a monthly basis.
Would you be interested? I said, fuck ith, If I've
got blood, I'll give it. So we went to give
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blood at the Red Cross and they took our hemoglobin
levels I think, which is like the rate of oxygen
and your blood cells or something.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Don't quote me on this, so fine, no, I don't think.
So it was just like the blood cell and mine
was borderline, so it was like it had to be
over twenty two. And Mom was like twenty two. So
they were already arming and ring whether to take blood
out of me, and then they said, like, it should
be fine, so we'll just go ahead and do it.
(18:33):
I said, awesome, strap me up, let's go baby. So
me and Georgia are sitting there getting our blood pumped,
and I'm feeling, okay, it's not have you ever had
your blood take it? Yeah, it's quite like you're in
the chair for a long time and you can see
your blood. It's not really nice to it, but everyone
should still do it. And we got to the point
(18:56):
where she's like, okay, you guys are fine, but you
need to sit in the waiting room the recovery room
for half an hour just so we can monitor you.
And that's the amazing room with the cookies like muffins
and all that shit. So I was on a health
kick at the time, so I refused to have any
of the food. I asked, are there any healthy options?
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And they said what do you mean all the options?
I was like, maybe a salad, like maybe like cheese
and crackers, whatever. Yeah, you should have caught my dad
would have been around there kits and cheese. And she
was like, why, what's wrong? With the food. The nurse there,
and I said, I can't eat any of this. I'm
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on a shred, and she got doing, I'll never be
happy I eat meat. There was if there was a steak,
there would have been in the state. And I said like,
I can't eat any of this, and she goes, why
can't you eat any of this? And I said, I'm
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on a shred, I'm watching my weight, I'm colorie restricting
and she goes, hun, you need to eat something because
you've just donated a lot of blood. I think it's
like a leader or something.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It's not a leader, isn't it. It's not a leader's lead.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Well, bullpark, it's in that vicinity. And she was like,
it's important that you eat sugary carbi food so your
body replenishes her sol fast and you get some energy. Whatever,
and I said whatever, then wait till she walked away.
Didn't have a fucking bite. My friend Georgia is looking
at me, God, you really need to eat, Taylor, like
you're gonna get really sick, and I was like, bitch,
shut up, I'll be fine. And then I went on
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this rant about how they should have healthy options and
would it kill you to put almond milk out like
all this shit, and she's eating because she's a smart
nurse and she knows exactly what to do. And then
it gets to out half an hour and the lady goes, Okay, guys,
you're up, Thanks so much for your donation. I'm walking
from the Red Cross and I could see my car
in the carver and I'm walking and I'm in conversation
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with Georgia and suddenly she notices I'm slurring my words,
and then out of nowhere she sees in the corner
of my eyes, I just passed out, dropped to the
girl on concrete and I'm done. I wake up whatever.
Like five seconds later, all these nurses from the Red
Cross are around me. They're elevating my legs, and all
I hear is GEORGIEA saying, yeah, she didn't fucking are
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any of the food stage she deserves this leaver, lela.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
She's an idiot, Georgia, thank you. I love you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They had to get a bed and rolling me back in,
and they forced with me, and they gave me the
biggest lecture, the biggest lecture saying, if you don't want
to eat the food, don't donate your blood next time,
because it looks bad for us, because there was a gym,
there was a restaurant. I've passed out in front of
all these people. Obviously it's not a good pr for
Red Cross.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Let's get to the punchline of the story.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I thought that was the punchline.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
No, so you've gone through all this, yeah, passed out?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh yeah, and guess what, Yeah, they threw my blood.
I got a Letta in the mail three weeks ago,
and I was so excited. I was like, Mom, I
think they're gonna give me a key ring because I
signed up to be a Life donut like once every month,
and I was like, me and George were like, we're
gonna donate plasma. We're gonna fucking do this all the time.
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And I get in a letter that said, unfortunately, you're
not an ideal candidate to donate blood. So we had
to get we had to throw your blood out pretty much,
and to please not come back again.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
So why do you go there? You don't eat the
good food, yeah, because I did good nicerily muffins. It's
really nice because I used to eat those. So you
don't eat the good food, Yeah, you donate your blood. Yeah,
you pass out, Yeah, and they throw your blood in
the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
And then I was humiliated, and Georgie gave me the
biggest lecture on the way. She had to drive my car,
and when she dropped me off to MAM's house, Mom goes,
how was it? Girls? Georgia just unloaded on her, say,
your daughter is a fucking idiot. She refused to eat
any of the food she passed. You actually causes seat
I'm ever going with her again? And my mom said,
you are an idiot. I love it, And that was it.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That's when I gave blood. But I wonder if I
could do it in New Zealand because I don't think
that would be on records here.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I wouldn't recommend. I would not recommend if you didn't
pass through ods, Yeah, don't do it and it ends up.
But in saying that, I think maybe it's come up,
like your blood will probably be better now.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
She met me, because you and your mom have had
a lot to do with my eating journey. Because when
you meet someone's family for the first science, a family
that you want to impress, and they cook your dinner,
you're obviously not going to be like, oh, I can't
eat that. What's the calories in this? That's the macros mate,
I just fucking forced in me. And it's been bloody delightful.
(23:48):
People notice on my face, I've you know, out it
is beautiful and I've never had that before. I'm used
to just Italian Italians. I'm not going to speak on
bath of a whole country, but I will speak on
behalf of the Italian's I.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Know, the plastic ones.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So just like everyone else, we've been glued to the
TV with the Olympics. One being great staff and what
has your favorite event been to watch?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I think the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Besides they have shooting in there. Yeah, And at the minute,
I'm like and honestly like, I don't want to be rude,
like I look at some of these athletes and there shooting,
and what they're doing is just pull on a trigger.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Surely America won the gold in that age like that
actually doesn't make sense if any other country one.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That we have, seriously has that even a sports much
do you have.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
To aim and stay stue and look? Don't they shoot
at something?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I just don't get a decision.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And anyway, they probably look at rugby league and go
that's easy. Try using a gun.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I understand that. But I looked at all athletes, and
to be fair, they're all on the bigger side, and
I'm like, well.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Well, everybody's a determined body. I don't know where I
was trying to take that quite so yeah, cool.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You didn't like that because I thought you'd bring up
the walking. You know, the walking they look like Kathy
and kurl Off, Kath and Kim.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, that was funny, but I still think that's a
bit more athletic than pulling a trigger.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh, it's very athletic. Walking's hard.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
It's hard.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You should see with the dogs.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Walking is hard, very hard. It's better than at beat shooting.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, okay, Well, I've been glued to the gymnastics because I,
like many have just binge watched Simon Biles rising documentary.
Can I just say, what a fucking woman. She is
so cool? And I remember a few years back at
the last Olympics. I didn't kind of look into why
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she was getting so much not hate, but she was
getting criticized heavily in the media, and I like quickly
jumped on that bandwag and going, oh, She's done complainer,
you know, you look into what we were complaining about anything,
And then watching the documentary, I was like laying it off,
like shut up, She's amazing. People are annoying, So yeah,
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seeing her like live during the Olympics gone. Netflix did
a good job dropping that documentary.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
And sprint they're not what they're doing right.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
On time for the Olympics. But I wanted to bring
this certain thing up with you about Simone Biles and
her husband because I would love to get an athlete's
perspective on this because I'm not an athe linked just yet.
My time is still to come. So her husband, I
think it's Jonathan Owens. Yes, he's an NFL player. Who
(27:10):
does he play for?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Do you know Browns? Browns? I didn't watch the NFL?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Right cool, So he looks like a good bloke, but
he has been in the past criticized quite heavily. He
did an interview with Simone a few I think at
the beginning of the year or southing where they interviewed
and asked him, how did you guys meet did you
know who you were going on a Tinder date with?
And he acts like really cool and was like Nahdi
(27:38):
nowhere until we were out and like all these eight
year olds were asking for photos and I thought they
were asking for photos with me, but it was my
it was Simone. And then I googled her. I was like, bitch,
shut the fuck up. You knew who she was? Shut up?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Did you say that?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
He said that and that people were like that respectful?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
But when did they go on a date? When was
this years ago?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
He's she was already a gold medalist. I'm sure like
a very well known gold medal.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You know what that's shipped from him?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, I'm glad you think that.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's because you know what, when you got to go
or that with someone, surely you top on there. If
I at the minute, obviously we're married, but if I
was seeing when I was on that, I'm going to
social media Google Google my name, Google Taylor's name. Yeah,
because you're.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
We're not famous, right, and things would still come up,
like you'd get a link to my Facebook profile or something.
So imagine a quick Google would have told you the
world about her. She's actually famous.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I think I think he knew she was. And what's
that mean?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Like he was like small man, small dick syndrome what
this guy's got, Like, Oh, I don't want to I
want to be the alpha. I was going to say, hello,
I really wants to be the alpha male and be like, bitch,
I'm an athlete too.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That's awkward.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Similar to our situation because when I met you as
a cheerleader and you were playing obviously another athlete, so
that would have been hard for you to deal with.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
What do you do? You shake your head here left
to right if you high kicks.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That's fine to say about me, because yeah, I took
the piece. But for the other girls that actually put
their blood, sweat and tears into it, they are actually athletes.
Dallas Cowboys, watch the fucking documentary. So after that controversy,
fans of Simon and people in general were already a
(29:39):
bit like, oh, he's kind of a dick, right.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
It's different if he's come out and he's like Patrick
Mahomes right, Yeah, you know what I mean, Or if
he came out and he's like.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Travis Kelsey, Yeah, what's Actually I only know him because
of Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
The Patriots Legend, the greatest.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Tony Brady, Tom Brow.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Tony Brady.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You didn't even know you.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, but it was thicken.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Tom Brady?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Oh? Save shit? One syllable difference, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
But I'm like, that's the point I'm making if he
had come out and said, oh I do you know her?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Even Dan, I Reckon, they know her like they're not. Yeah,
So he's come out now. So Simon's obviously just had
an incredibly successful Olympics campaign this year. Mate, come back
and I think three and then a silver. I think
that's gone. But her performances like literally had Snoop Dogg
(30:39):
on his feet, Lady Ga Zac everyone, like she captivated
the world.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Just to get one metal at the Olympics is huge.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
To get there, it's huge.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Don't even worry.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, yeah, Like, holy crap, bro, seriously. So she's just
one one of her first goals this Olympic campaign. And
her her husband has put up these photos of them
two and captioned it witnessing history every time you step
on the mat. Congrats baby on becoming the most decorated
American gymnast in Olympic history. Just where eight of them?
(31:11):
He's referring to eight gold. She's now so thankful I
was there to see it. So qut photos right, nothing wrong?
With the caption. But what's been picked up here? And
I know you hate social media and you hate how
everyone gets on the bandwagon and just destroys people, But
don't you think it's a bit weird? Or do you
(31:33):
think it's weird that he's taken a photo with his
wife Simone, who is the gold medalist, but he's wearing
the medal. No, you don't think that's weird?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Right? Why? Why? Because there are a couple. It's like
me saying if we want the comp and you and
you wore my ring, it's like me being off you.
But you've put up. You've put up with all my shit.
You've been there through the ups and downs, yeah, road
the rollercoaster with me, and so is he with her.
So all these people on social media shut your mouths.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I'm glad you said that, because when the Warriors do
win a Grand Final, eventually you can have it. I'm
definitely running on the field to get a photoed with
the trophy.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, not the trophy.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
But the gold medal is up there with the trophy.
That is their version of the trophy. So why can't
I get a fighter with the trophy there?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
The trophy?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
If you want yeah, why are you? And I'm also
coming on the Mad Monday celebrations.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Perfect there's no more twins in there by.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
There that'd be a real Buzzculler. I have to bring
the women down.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
So what he's getting backlash because he's wearing the gold
like backlass?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
What of the people saying, mate, Like thousands of comments
saying like how do you wear her gold medal? You
didn't do any of the hard work, the disrespect put
the gold medal back on her neck. Well, but like
you said, it does take more than one, like it
is actually a team effort to win a big award
like that, like I cook your meals, I keep the
(32:58):
house tidy.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
They're both at Fleet, so it's probably a bit different.
Like you know, they obviously know what what each others
go through every day, like the ups and downs, obstacles
and everything about being an athlete. Yeah, but I still
feel like it's not a bad thing. It's, if anything,
he's there to support her. He's wearing her gold like
he's you know, it's her moment.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
But still he should be able to wear mind you,
Like when the Warriors win the Grand Finals, like just
all the partners, no players, insight. Just all the partners
line up next to the trophy. You can get a photo. Yeah, okay,
that's from that up next year when he goes.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
We that's fine, especially after there. You guys, we're gone
every second week, so it's tough for you.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You guys do miss out on a lot more than
other clubs. I would say that, Yeah, you guys have
to travel the most. I'm not about the new team
that's going to pub in New Guinea though they might
have a bit harder than the words. I don't know
how they're gonna iron those fucking issues up at anyhow. Yeah,
there you go. It's nice to get an athlete's perspective
(33:59):
on the hard hitting issues.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I feel like people on social media, maybe people in general, right.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Famous last week, the time we've talked about a twenty
fifth fucking time.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Well, they just they just make something out of nothing
like they want to.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
You know, can I speak on everyone who's on social media?
We are bored, baby, We are going to react to
make our own lives more entertaining.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, but you're not that person. You're not that person.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
No. No, Back in the day, I DM fifty cent,
did you Yeah, he never applied though sucked in. What
did you say to him? It was before he was
coming to talk to Australia and I was drunk and
I was with my friends and we're talking about how
we're going to go to his concert and I was like,
shall I just DM him? And they're like, yeah, DM him,
DM him and I was like, hey, fifty so excited
(34:50):
to see you soon, share le v ip tickets. Question
Mark didn't even get a scene or.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
A red yeah, because he would have said one of
these days he would have said, who's his hugy little girl?
To get him my DM. That's what he would have said.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Because I was dating you at the times he would
have seen I was taken.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I was spoken for.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, but mate, if he came knock and you're done,
it was so done.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Okay, So obviously you know we're big on. I was
big on on his feedback before we started the podcast.
And there was one thing I was real anxious of
when we're about to release the first episode, obviously because
you got a foul mouth. So I was very nervous
about how my mom will take it. We'll take it,
(35:31):
you know, obviously, being from an islander family. And the
thing is I do swear.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, but not not as much as me.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
It's a good thing, oh I do. I mean not.
I think I'm more measured with it. But when I'm
like when I'm around the boys at training and things
like that, it's on.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah, But on a mic, on a podcast, not so much.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Anyway. I was real nervous to see how my mom
would take the first episode, the sex story.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
For one, yeah, ac caught in the app according.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
To the actors, that was That was for me, like,
will she get upset? How would she take it? So
I messaged her the week before we released it. Yes,
and I said, hey, Mom, just to let you know,
the first episode of our podcast comes out on Thursday,
and I'm just warning you. Tay's mouth is he runs
(36:21):
her mouth a bit. She says, hold back, yeah, and
I said, and then we talk about Luke Luke walking
on us having.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Sex, and I was so scared. And she goes, hey, hey,
I had no they for ten years. I don't care
what you. I know, I very will.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
And I said, and for me and for me like
your opinion and her opinion and obviously your friend. And
then they are the only opinions that really mattered to me.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
So I was like, man, if she's sweet, then it's
a green light for us to go.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Do you act would have happened if she's like, oh
my god, no way, I don't want that out there.
It was too late. We had already signed the contract.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, she wouldn't have because she knows us. Yeah, and mate,
don't you were about my mom? She throws some daggers
as well.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Mate, me and her have the best chat.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
She can throw some daggers.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
She is a silent assassin of course, until she's around me,
and then all I have to do is go, you
see that? And then mate, flood we are done for
the day, not for hours.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
But that brings me to the next question. I've obviously
got honest feedback from my mom that the first episode.
Then I asked her you listen to it? She said, yes,
I loved it. It was thank you, Mama, love you.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Thanks Mom.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Have you got any honest feedback from your parents from
any from any episode?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
So my dad, who I wouldn't I didn't really think
would have any reaction, to be honest, because he doesn't
like really sweat the small stuff. I doesn't really care
about much. He just wants to go the beach for
a surf and then chill download his pirate in music
that does the guy's got like an iTunes liverary of
like eighty thousand songs. He's running out of iPods when AnyWho.
(38:13):
For the particular episode we did last week, which was
on the pregnancy announcement and the twins are kind of
talking about like infertility struggles and miscarriages and stuff, he
texted me and said, touching episode. Thanks for sharing. Absolutely beautiful.
I look forward to my thursdays now, beautiful Angelo Lombardy
(38:33):
day one.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Thank you, Right, that's so beautiful. Right, It's nice. It's
nice hearing that from him.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
It is it is actually means quite a lot coming
from him because he.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Doesn't really care, doesn't. I think it's because he obviously
you're his daughter, and I think he likes me.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
He loves you, He loves you more than me.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
So that's why if they.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Could choose to have your Luke my brother in the family,
you don't know, Luke's getting the flick.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
And then on the other hand, my mom, she messaged you,
my mom, who is like my best friend in the world,
like no one comes closer to her than then like
you you're up there. Obviously the dog's out there. But
she's like everything right. So I was on the phone,
so she facetimed me and it was a Thursday. So
(39:22):
I was like, oh, she's obviously facetiming me because she's
just listened to the episode. No, not really. It was
two minutes into the conversation, we're talking about other shit
and I was like, oh, did you listen to the
latest podcast episode? And she says, oh, yeah, I did hunt,
And I was like, oh cool, what did you think?
She goes. I mean, there was some haha moments, but
it wasn't hilarious wow, okay, just yeah, you know, like
(39:45):
I had a chuckle here and there, but yeah, I
wasn't wow. I wasn't laughing my eyes now. I was like, wow, bitch,
don't think so.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
I didn't think it was supposed to be comedians. It's
not comedians in cars getting coffee soon and you're supposed
to laugh at every No one.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Said this was gonna be like a comedy. This is
just shit talk. Yeah, be kaih standard executive producer suit.
Can I just say, though, this is this is actually hilarious.
Bless her, Love you mom. But after the first episode dropped.
We mentioned her quite a lot, right in the first
(40:20):
episode three four days past, and I get a check
from her and she sent me a screen shot and
it's this you know how, Oh you wouldn't know me
no social media, but on Instagram it's very common for
fake businesses bots to reach out and be like, hey,
we love your profile, we'd love to see your model
our jewelry. You can get a ten percent code and
(40:42):
all this shit. It's all fake. She screenshots to me
and chaz, hi hunt, is this legit? I thought my
time as a model is done. I'm sixty years old.
And I said, hi, Mom, that's definitely a fake account
blocker and don't reply and chesz okay. I thought they
may have recognize me from your podcast.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I was so no.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
And then like after the second episode again we mentioned
her a lot, and after that feedback, I was like, yeah,
you know, mom, people are starting to like, like know
your name. Like I had someone comments saying, oh, I
love suit. So she's crack up and Mom goes, oh, well,
I haven't actually been on Instagram today, so I'm FACEI
with her. She has, oh, just quickly check now, you know,
she thought, my god, I've got bloody ten notifications Taylor,
(41:31):
Oh never mind. No, No, they're all just from friends
down the podka.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
You're our content, Susan, and you're coming down with us.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, don't be so fucking intense, and we don't talk if. No,
she wants us to take off so we can buy
our house on Green Hills Beach in Crenula.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, don't worry about us. She just wants to continue
to rent then, yeah, and then she can get it. Now,
she can get the house. No, I love your mom,
thank you? Any who?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Any who. Yeah, that's a wrap for today.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, I'm tired. I'm really hungry. Have you guys heard
my hunger pains on the mic? Is it the mic
picking up? I'm almost getting indigestion because I'm that hungry.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Anyway, Okay, from me, it's a mother from me.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Okay, it's a live love love for mew Bie peeps.
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