September 11, 2024 • 42 mins
This week we answer the biggest question yet - do Tayla and Marcelo talk to each other like this in real life? Listen in to find out. Tayla also reminisces on biggest game of Marc's career last year, when she kept a BIG secret from him, and they finish off debating the classic relationship argument - whose job is it to fill the car with petrol.
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Join in as The Montoya’s lift the curtain on the life and relationship of Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Think Keeping Up with the Kardashians crossed with Modern Family and tune in for the podcast you never knew you needed.
About The Hosts:
Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader, and current radio producer for Jono and Ben on The Hits. Her roots are from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that.
Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband.
Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be cantered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is an iHeartRadio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We're welcome back everyone for another week with the Montoyas.
It's been a it's been a great week. Our first
week together. Yeah, your first week of maternity leave, the
brink of maternity leave.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
The beginning.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, we went through that last week. Beginning was the
correct terminology? Yes, we went through myts, we went through brink.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What else.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
The start start? Yeah, so you're still at the start?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, thank god. I know it's only week two.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
But it's been nice to wake up and spend time together.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh, you spend our days together normally when, like I
said last week, normally when you're on sorry, when I'm
in the off season, you're working every day. Yeah, so
we don't get to spend nice time together.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm still working, just working for you. Now, what do
you mean running your errands? Supporting you on the PlayStation?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, hasn't that.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Made its wealk be running for me?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Shut up, just go with it, just go with it.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So a noticeable feature to the household is that PlayStation's
come out of hiding.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I haven't seen that in a year.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I pack it up, not a year, I pack it away.
When the season starts.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, and just you don't even use it in pre season,
so it is about a year I do here and there. Well,
I think you should be more focused then, and I
just can. I just I've made an observation. So you've
now turned what is going to be the baby's room
into your PlayStation room.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So not really.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah really, there's a couch in there now and a
computer screen and your whole headset and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, but that's all easy adjustable you will get at
the minute. At the minute, I'm using a bedside table
for my stand for my for my gaming monitor, and
my PlayStations on the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
My god, that must be really hard for you.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
She's pretty scabby.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, how are you coping with that?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, because it's set up up here, we've taken my table.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, exactly. This is the podcasting room. Yes, so this
will eventually make money. Your PlayStation creep absolutely will.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Not, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
So when the girls are here, right, which is to
play the game and nurse them, oh.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, please, you're gonna breastfeed them too while you're at it.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
No, you breastfeed them.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, and when I'm breastfeed I don't want to hear
in the background some of that start.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The terminology is use, it's not terminology. Me and my
brother Albert, Yeah, we speak pig Latin.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Is that what that is?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah? Pig laddin?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Pig Latin. That's like a way to speak.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's the way we used to speak, like the way
where I grew up in Cameeltown and my brother just
taught me how to speak that way.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah. Give us an example.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
So your name is Taylor.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, so to pronounce your name in pig Latin, you
go a gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Gorgeous that should be our babies?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Is what like? Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Is not pig ladden though?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Is that is?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
What is its own word? Is part of the English language?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Is it actual?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Over a day adlais adelais ladd.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
What what does this mean?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh, Taylor's a bitch.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Speaking about the PlayStation, I was playing the game with
my brother Albert Albatross Albatross yesterday And the thing about
when you're playing the game, when I'm wearing my headset,
my MIC's always on, you know, so you can.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Hear and be nice to know and this mic I
have all this headset I have is really, it's a
really good headset.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, I can pick up everything.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Turtle Beach seven hundred stealth, it's like one of the best.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wow, impressive. I'm getting rid on right now.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Can I just finish my story with this little carrot
in the background.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
So you can hear everything going on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Anyway, you walk in the room and we had pizza
one night for dinner this week from Dante's from Dante's
East Ridge, thank you. Anyway, you walk in the room
and say, are you going to have the pizza? And
I said no, no, you can have a Force losses
for bluster. You could eat it and then you go
straight to a year. But I still want my lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, because I didn't want you thinking that.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Because I'm having pizza, you don't have to go out
and get me lunch.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I still wanted lunch, which is fine, which is fine.
Eat all you want, my love, because you're feeding three
you and.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
The two girls. Anyway, Albert streams my brother. He streams.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't know what he's I don't follow that stuff.
I don't know what it is anyway, and he's got
all that on the mic. I just want to play
recording to recording and then we're on there were and
he's telling all his mates, Yeah, my brother's having twins,
he said, all his mates.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
With his mates, your friends or gaming friends.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I wasn't gaming friends anyway. Listen of it.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
But she got too in the you know what I mean,
She's got too in oven was my brother's having twins?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Land?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Where where's just sharing everything on the game.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'm cutting my wombs up for bussing for where do
you share everything up? Like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
When I found that funny?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, and then I'm just like, that's that's.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The thing about. When I'm playing the game. The MIC's
always one, so he catches everything. When I fight, you
can hear it.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh my god, Well don't and give me the heads
up in case.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Maybe that's why I leave it. Yes for content? Oh no,
it is?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And there was this was this the day then when
you did take me to get lunch after I had
the pizza and I'm sitting outside the cafe by myself
because you didn't want to see with me, you said
in the car, and you took a photo of me
eating and sent it in the family chat.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, why can you not?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Because your stuff in your face?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I'm not on eating.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
But I thought that was funny.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, I'm glad you did.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
It's been enjoyable. Boule playing the game again.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, I'm sure it has been. It's been great for me.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
How long has coffee gone for? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We're just going to send me drinking peah, just going
to keep sipping. Yeah, we are because coffee. I don't
want to scard it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Are you for real?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's just liquid? Let me just drink it in peace.
I don't come at you for how long you take.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
To drink your shit?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Also, I want to touch on.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I don't want to touch on anything with you.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I want to touch on the thing about us, the
way we speak. Most people might not speak like we do,
but guess what they think how we think?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah? Actually, last night the other night, sorry, at the event,
someone came.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Did you think? He said?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Last night?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Was it last night?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's been ain't working anymore?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You still sleeping your coffee like godo coffee?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Let me just drink it.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
At the event, someone came up to me and goes,
I've been listening to podcasts like all things, and they're like,
is that how you and muscle? I actually talked to
each other and I was like, no, obviously, like we
pull it back quite a lot. And she said, that's
you holding back and I was like, yeah, what do
you mean. She's like, oh my god, dude, like doesn't
it get intense at home? And I'm like, nah, but
(08:37):
maybe people aren't used to like like like Italian's way
of communicating and Fijian way of communicating.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I've got a good idea for these people, right, Go
watch the Sopranos.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yes, so true, so true.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Go watch the Sopranos. Yeah, and then go see how
they communicate. That's how Italians communicate, and look how they
kill people.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
With mes.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Fiji don't communicate that way, but we do.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You've adapted really well to the Italian culture.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Then, oh no, I'm used to getting sprayed by my mom.
That's probably why.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
True. You know how many hidings I got when I
was young.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
True.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, that's a great point.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You've seen my mom beauty and I'm so calm, but
that hand made you.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Can throw them. My mom can throw them.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Mate, It's amazing. I inspired to be.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Like that without how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I said, mate, My mom's a strong woman, so I
need a strong woman in my life. I need someone
to put me in my place.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Shut up exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Mm hmm. I like that, that's where it comes from.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, so everyone who thinks this is.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
What's your sopranos, like, you don't talk like this at home?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, what would people's flights sound like?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Then?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
If they're not like that, Hey, I didn't like what
you did to me the other day, and then you'd
be like, I'm not talking to you. I'd feel like,
let's say each other.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I need some time out, and then you'd say to me,
all right and piss off.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You know what, he's an id, don't come back okay
here anyone I know, but like to have control. Yeah,
I wonder how those fights would go. I feel like
it's not therapeutic enough. And what's good about our communication
style is like everything's just out in the open. Yeah,
(10:40):
Like I don't feel like we hide anything from each
other because it's just it's all here, baby.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
It's all there, which is good. Yeah, I think so.
I wouldn't see it working any other way.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, not not.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
With me as your partner. Imagine if I was with
someone like that, what.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Do you do?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I told you myself, because I don't need something to literally,
I would be so frush. I I need to get
this a creshion out somewhere.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Like, hey, I've got a bone to beat with you.
And they're like, what's that, honey? Like I didn't like
how you did this and this and this coming. Oh
I'm sorry, Hanna, I'd be like that was boring?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
So do you want reaction? That's why I'm good. Sometimes
I just respond. I don't react. They gets you more
fighted up.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
He react, you are missed the king of reaction. But AnyWho,
I'm jealous. Like I said last week, I would love
a bit of tox right now?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
What's tox? Botox?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
You know?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
You know you don't need that stuff? I do you know? Okay,
you know you're very beautiful as you are. I know what.
You don't need it. You don't need that stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
You do.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You've got a few frown.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Lines, a lot more. Mate, don't need to get shipped sorted.
You've got to get my face under get.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I think we should both go in for nose jobs. Yeah.
I'm actually scared for our daughters because if these are
the noses they're working with.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's not good. Look it's hard to hide.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Are you born like that?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Or was that a cute nose.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh and then football did that.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
As I was growing up, my noses like that's probably
why I got the scary eyes.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
So people don't look at me.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Don't blame the nose for the s I took a
video of you the other day. You were at the cafe,
sitting outside and you had the list look on you
and I said, oh my god, I get what people
see now. And you even had this vein popping out
in your forehead. I said, who's this guy.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Going to jump? You? Didn't I do that because I
don't want people to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, who are you? Frank Sinatra? People going to come out?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Okay, just like I just like to be in my
own space.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
If I know you?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, you know, M what do you reckon? It's past
trauma and my eyes are there for.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Like, bro, look at me. We're on.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I think this is a conversation for your therapists, though
lots of on back.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
This is pretty much a therapy session.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I want to go that fast, those toxic hour of
every one this week, I see little.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Yeah, do you?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I'm quite flexible now. I'm in my yoga yoga pose.
Look at that pregnant and can still cross my legs
like that.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
You don't even do that.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I can't be jealous. I can't look for the blood flu.
I'm getting ready for labor. They said, when you get
to sit like this, get the hips prepared.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Jesus.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, I still don't know if I'm going to go
natural for twins. Won't they be fun? Notice how one
person's laughing. Are you going to be anywhere? I don't
watch you in the room. Actually no, I don't want
I don't want you in the room. Now you've just
got the room privileges.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I want to talk about this. Now, what remember that
thing I was told you?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
So I didn't realize when you're having swings because you're
high wrists, they say, oh, yeah, that's it's like, what's
the word, it's recommended to have a sea section.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yes, yeah, which it is.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
It's much so for apparently.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, however, our doctor was saying, you know, everything is
going smoothily with the pregnancy.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Touch thank god, difference.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, but that's normal, and so he said, you can
have a natural birth if you remember.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
As the weeks progress, now they we're getting closer he's like,
you might have the option to go natural.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah, my biggest fear. It's always been a fear of mine.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Oh yeah, please enlighten me on what a male's fear
when it comes to giving birth is.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I always thought, when you give birth, you might shit
on one of our kids. So that was one of
my fears because you're pushing hard, you don't know what's coming,
you don't know what's going.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
On, so you're pushing boomshit comes out on our kid.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I'm just saying, so imagine if I want to be
in the room to make sure I can block that
from my daughter's heads.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm glad you brought that up because now I'm knowing
to aim my ass in your fucking face. So your
head's the one that gets ship on. Okay, if that's
what your concern is, thank you so much. Noted aim
asshole in Marcelo's directions. Okay, you know what's normal. I
even told your mom that, and I said to your maa,
did that happen to you?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And she goes, probably, you don't know. You don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
It's shut up and I'm not gonna be self conscious
of Oh the midwife push push. I can't push in
case Pooh comes out and Marcelone gets weird about it on.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Our kids' head.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I'll just sit next to you.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
How about you sit outside with the door clothes. I
would much prefer that. That would be a dream, you
know what. And I'll tell the midwife. Yeah, you can
tell them to come in now where the babies. You
don't get to meet them, they've gone.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
They're getting washed up. Oh anyway, yeah, good, let's write
that up. As you're aware.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
The NROL competition just wrapped up and now they're heading
into their final series exciting times. Makes me reminisce on
last year and this story that happened that I brought
upon this household not a not a proud moment of myself,
but god, it was funny at the time. So this
(16:19):
is an iconic story in my head. So, yeah, I
was up for work really early, and it was the
day you were about to fly out to Brisbane for
what was going to be probably the biggest game of
your career, and was the preliminary finals.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Against the Broncos.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Huge. Huge.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I was even feeling the pressure. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, what of the day off? Yeah, heaps, heaps and Casey.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
How'd you do it at the game? How'd you sit there?
And bathroom a lot?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah yeah, Casey saved My seat's long mixed with that's
a long, yeah, mixed up with alcohol and not good.
But it started from like seven am. As soon as
me and Casey, which is Adam Pompey's fiance soon to
be bright, very excited the Pompies. We shared a hotel
(17:15):
room and we were so so scared from a minute ago.
We ride each other's stress, you know, because you guys
play next to each other. So yeah, AnyWho, more to
that later. So we were both in New Zealand. It
was the day you were going to fly out, so
I was trying. I gave you a goodbye. I didn't
want to get in your head with anything. You know,
this is your career, head taking the washing down, that's
(17:39):
but I would never do that on game day.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh so so you plan these moves? Are these moves planned?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
So you don't do it on GA So you yeah,
I said, he's not playing this week's seven fucking days
is heated.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I'm sending him down. I'm taking him with me down
enough getting right?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I love it so I don't come back from that.
I'm taking my l I'll take all of that.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
We need, we need, we need.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
We got the white board as you said you'd use.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
It's two weeks and hasn't been used, so it's just
collecting dust. But that's a side note. So that as the.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Story.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The story you keep interrupting me.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Anyways, So getting the car in the garage, mind you
wearing a brand new place where the first people to
rent it out no one had lived in here, so night,
brand new place. And what I said, we must, We've
got to look after this place like this is that great?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Were grateful?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And we do?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
You do?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
And I'm just impatient. And I get in the car
and I go, oh, mate, my last day of work.
I'm going to Brisbane this afternoon. I'm so fucking excited
and I'm daydreaming about all that. I don't realize that
the garage door hasn't fully made its way up the
rotator or whatever. And I hit like it's an automatic
(19:10):
garage door. Sorry, so it's moving up up.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What do I do?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Slam the foot on an accelerator, straight fucking through, straight through,
And to make matters worse, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I turned the wheel too too soon.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
So not have I only gone through the garage door,
I've gone through the side as well, my whole my
whole side. I did paint and everything. And I get
out of the car.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I can't even get angry, you know. I just think
of that. I think stupidity.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And the bang was so loud, and I said, for
sure he's heard that at four am?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
For sure?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Did you hear it four I am, yeah, you were
still here, you had it left yet? Yeah, And then
but you didn't, like we've only got a one car garage,
so you just you wouldn't have seen it or anything.
And I just said, oh fuck, I hope to god
he doesn't notice it. And I remember pulling up at
the car the car garage at work and Joel and let's.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Get this right though the garage door so it goes up,
so you've taken it out, however it can still close.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yeah, but a.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Massive then and I've gone on the side too.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
When you come at the front door, I don't look
to the right.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
No, you it's completely different entrance. And I remember getting
to work and Joel, my old assistant producer, and Ben Boyce,
who I worked for in the heads. But I said, Jesus,
what happened to your car this morning? I said, yeah, fuck,
I just just fucked my car so bad in the house.
And I remember getting out of the car and looking
(20:40):
at the damage and going, oh my God, like that's bad.
And then I'm waiting for you to text me saying hey,
I'm on my way to the airport.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
And I remember when I got that text from you.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I said, he hasn't noticed because you wouldn't like you
would have said something.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And then.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
The days go on and I'm telling everyone everyone, Casey,
my mom my brother. I'm sending photos of the damage
to people, going how much you think the garage door
is going to be and all this stuff. And then
I was like, do I tell him before the game? No?
And I decided, no fucking way would I tell you that,
because that's going to ruin. Imagine that you have a
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shit game because I fucking went through the garage door.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, I think if you tell me things like that,
I'd probably be fine. To be honest, I'd rather you
and don't get any ideas drive through the garage door,
then put up with devil.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Te'm go through some more garage doors.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
They'd rather pay more money to fix the door. Yeah,
I mean I'd rather you and don't get ideas, don't drive.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Don't goge No, I don't aim to do it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
AnyWho.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
And then the weekend keeps going and I said, okay,
this is this is going to work in my favor
because one, the Warriors are either going to win and
they're going to stay in Australia for a week for
the Grand Final. Then I've got a whole week to
get the garage and the door fix my cardor fix.
Or two they're going to lose and you guys celebrate
for a few days, and I'd be like the chillest
wife ever and say, for the first time ever, you
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don't need to come home, Go stay to friends house.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Sweet like that.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Anyway to your face, behind your back and fucking in
the group chats and his motherfuckers doesn't come home.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah AnyWho?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Wow, Wow what happens on his feedback?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Any I don't care. That's what you live, bited live
by that shit.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
And then I remember when you guys unfortunately lost, And
then we're sitting in the room, the team room together
after the game, and I'm looking around and I said
to Casey should tell him now, and she's like, oh,
that could go or two ways, like he's already upset
about the loss. And I was just like, we'll leave it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We'll leave it. No one needs to bring it up now.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Then and then for the first time ever, you guys
didn't have like big celebrations, like you actually came home
straight away.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
And you were celebrating. We just lost at.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
The end of the season. It was an incredible season.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Incredible Yeah, but we want to come home first. Yeah,
you just want to.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Get it yeah, which was not good for me.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
So then I had you lying on the couch and
whilst I being in Brisbane late that night.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah, you picked me up. And then we got home.
I saw in secrets it was night.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I know you didn't notice my car note and so
while you're asleep.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Because you're smarting up in my car.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, I am so smart so measures and I'm while
we're in Brisbane the whole weekend, I'm texting Tradees back
in Auckland. God, how much will you touch this? And
then I said, mate, you've got to come back Monday morning.
Come give me a quote because I need to fixed urgently.
So you're asleep on the couch, and I was like, okay,
this could work because he's passed out. And then a
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door someone knocks on the door. Of course louis bark.
So you wake up and you're like, who is it.
I'm like, oh, I don't worry about it, don't. I
just stay on the couch and you follow me up
and I go, oh, hi, and he goes, hi.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I need to fixed the garage door, and you.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Go, what with the garage door? You go your wife
called me, and he's and you've turned around and looked
and go oh god, oh fuck me.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I was surprised. I mean, I wasn't surprised, but I was.
I wasn't surprised. So what I've seen him there and
I'm going to big tongue and following.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's going to get me bashed here. No,
I've walked.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
He looked at me and I said he was a
big guy.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, And then and he goes, oh the garage door,
and I walked down and I said hang on.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
And then I remember saying in.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
The face and I couldn't even I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Get angry at you because I was just like, just
wasn't a surprise, like I said, And I was like, well,
she's done this before.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I went through the gates back in your mom my
week old gate that she brought it from Perthose.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Your mom and dad went spent a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, for a gate from Perth got instored, not even
a week you reverse.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Straight into it.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I remember when you saw the garage door and you're like,
and I go, you think that's bad.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Where do you see my car?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
My car?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
And you're like, fuck me, that's not going to pass
the whof And I said, yes, so we'll shut up.
I'm not gonna fix. I don't care about my car.
It's not gonna pass. The wolf not a passwarf.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You're so dramatic. What was you didn't pass the wolf?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Blame that it's his fault.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I did want I didn't want to pass it. Yeah, yeah,
everything's personal. Yeah, he didn't like the look of me,
so he decided not to pass.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You know what was sad too, It wasn't a side.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
So you haven't told the full story about about your car.
So you went you were at the gym one time,
this was another time another time. Yeah, boom, she's pulled
out hit the boulder, the concrete boulder.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
She just looked it too to my defense, horrible car
park at the gym.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yes, she's hooked it too far right.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I have an issue, that's my issue. I hook it
too soon.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Cleaned up And I don't understand why because you're in
like you're in a small car. That was a really
small car. Yeah, cleaned up the ring right side of
the car, this side of the left side.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
You took out our garage door. Yeah, you can never win.
And I told you that whole year.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
That was the start of twenty twenty three and I said, hey,
you got to get your car fixed the other side.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
So when we took it for the waft, it wasn't
the side you clean the garage or up.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
It was the other side.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
That's what you get full grand to fix the car.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
These things happen, you know, it's just part of life.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
That happened.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah. Yeah, And I said it before. I'd rather you
run through the garage door than put up with Tay Tay.
And for everyone listening about Tazy Tay, it's it's short
for Tasmanian devil. That's that's his nickname in this house.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
To say, a huge compliment because they're going extinct. So
if I'm one of a kind, I'll take that.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Actually, and yeah, it's the best. It's the best decision
I've made.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
See, that's good.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
We should get into a routine where, you know, if
we pay each other out, we end with the compliment,
so people know there is some love.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Here, mate, Otherwise I wouldn't be with you. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, so that was fun.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Note to self, I'm going to be a bit more
of a cautious driver of similar girls are here.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I hope it's not about me, and I hope.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So, yeah, because you've been even that time in Sydney
you got hit from the side trying to change lanes, remember,
and you brighten the hands.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah that was my fault. Your first avenue job too.
She had a brand new.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Car, had the boat trailer reverse mum's gate garage.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So something I've noticed recently is when I'll go out
to the shops or whatever, come home, puck my cart
in the garage. Theres a side door to get into
the house. You keep locking that door and I can't
get into our house, so I have to get back
into the car, open the garage door, walk right outside,
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back in the front door. Put the pin in the
front door to scare my own house. It's like bloody Alcatraz.
Why why are you locking the door?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I don't know why I have this.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I have this weird IQ where when I lock the
back door or when I'm leaving the house, I need
I need a triple check everything.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, I can't even get it.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I locked the back door.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Want to want to? Want to pull it? Pull it
to want to want to It's like a process, pull
it pull you want to pull it, pull a pull
it locked? Okay, I get it. Just give a Louis
his tree, yes, Mark, so I always give him his
tree when we leave. Okay, walk upstairs. I don't mean
to do that too, I promise I don't. But when
you were working, but now because now you're on the
maternity leave, now that you're now that you're off, it's
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fine because while he's home, But when you're going to work.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's no. It's annoying. Yeah, whether i'm it's annoying.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I don't mean it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
We'll stop doing it.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You'd go through the sliding against the garage to get
into your obviously to get a word and so i'd
wake up after you, and then when I go down
into the garage to put my shoes on, because where
we leave our shoes, I'd put my shoes on, and
then I just innocently lock it.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I didn't, and then I forget I lock it, and
then I just go downstairs and do my.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
You just forget about that. Your wife also lives in
this house. Yeah, oh cool, So you.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
See I don't even thanks.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Well, how about you turn that brain on because I'm
sick of You've got all these weird, like little niche
things that you do, and we add up the time wasted, mate,
we'd have two extra three weeks, two extra three.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Weeks a year.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
It's not about me, it's about you. Even when you
fold clothes right, you're so particular. You fold the and
you raise the clothes up to your nose. You smell
them like three times, then pack them in. You know
they're clean, they've just come out of the washing.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I want to smell it, make sure it's clean before
I put in my suitcase. Unlike you, you got to
pack your bag. Guess what's in there? What remnants from
the last trip four years ago?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Do you remember that time?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Brother, how did I was just thinking this.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
We were going to Hawaii, and you go, Luke, can
I borrow a suitcase because you had broken yours?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Luke?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yes, Oh my god, it would be an honor to
know that my suitcase is getting to go to Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
It was in his suitcase. Was it was his carry
carry on bag?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
And so he brings his beautiful bag over, yeah, toe
bag for you to borrow.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You go, wow, thanks? So can you start backing?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I unzipped doing gum at the bottom of the back.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Not even the tree gum.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I unzipped that bag and I was like, I'm zipping
a bag to ship. I looked in there, had leftover wrappers,
he had rubbish boarding passes, boarding passes, and then he
had chewie left in there, used chewing so out of
the wrapper stuck on his bag to a pocket, a
sign pocket and I've gone, what grub looks like this?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
And You're like, I'm not using it And he was like, no,
please miscle cleaner and you I can't leave.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
After I travel, I come home, unpacked my bag, throw
everything out straight away, vacuum the inside, make sure it's
all clean, because you got to use it. Well, next
time you go on a trip, you're gonna use that
bag and you don't want to go in there, and
there's old remnants in there from the last trip.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Mate, that's so different for me.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
You have sand in your sand drum all over the
world in my suitcase, like, oh well that's the next trip,
is sure?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Chuck it back in.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Disgusting, But I just wanted to point out how particular
you are about niche things right, and how I balance
that out of you, like to the point where I
can't even like, I don't even care about how much
petrols in the tank when I get in the car, Like.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
You couldn't even ask me is the light on? I
don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
I'm not looking at the light.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
That's your issue. It makes me sick. It makes me sick.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Do you know how many times you've been like taken up?
Why your kind of here? Take it?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
And I've got there's no petrol in the tank, thirty
ks in it, which is still a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
That's not you can drive.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I'm telling you now, I could get from our house
in Auckland to Hamilton in thirty k's in the petrol tank.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
It's not recommended, right, Who's not recommending it the car.
Dom No. My father was a mechanic, all right, so
he knew.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
He knew years ago. I'm sure cars have improved.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
In No, they haven't. And you don't do that to
the car.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Why it's not good for the engine, you help me,
it's not good.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
For the car. And you do that all the time,
and then I'm stuck with it filling it up.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, but you're like the person. Well good. First of all,
you're like the type of person where as soon as
the light turns, oh my god, pull over, we've.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Got to get petrol.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's not going to break down sixty kilometers left, babe, the.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Car says that. But you're not supposed to do that, Taylor,
why not.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's of course you are. That's why it's there, the car.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
You're gonna fry it? No, yes you're not.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
It's not fun.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Actually, my dad told me it's quite good to run
the car and low because it cleans out the tank.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Hello, are we talking about like that time he broke
down driving you? Is that running it low?
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Let me finish this, Let me finish this. Listen and listen,
all right. Instead of putting fifty bucks in the car.
He had to pay three hundred and seventy because he
had to pay for or to come fill the car
up and then for their yeah fee, no no no,
so hang on.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
So that's part of the reason. Instead of being lazy,
it's just lazy. That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Take the card of the service Nation, fill it up,
fill it up.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
What it needs to be filled up, and it's done.
It's solved. It's solved.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Does it gets empty again a week later?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I hate that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I'm going electric.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Well that's life, isn't it. We're hungry, we eat again,
and then we ship it out and we eat again.
That's what we do. How would you like it now
that you're pregnant?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
If we just and you dry, you're not eating, Tay,
You're not going to eat until you're on.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
You got forty k's left tail, so I got plenty
of time to eat.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
You run me dry in more ways than one. Okay,
you're doing my heading right now. I'm telling you why.
I'm a bloody rushing the truth.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It's the damn truth, and the truth hurt sometimes, he
but take it because you know I'm.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Correct, So that's I love it.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Take your ol girl, take I'm moving on, so shut up.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I'm staying here.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Well you can say he because I walk out and
you could just still the whole thing myself. That's all
about my dad.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
That's a loss for shut up.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
My dad used to drive me to school every morning,
and there was one morning we were on the main
road going from our house to school and it was
really early because I had dancing before school on Wednesdays.
And we were driving and me and dad are having
a nice chat and suddenly we feel the carget and
slower and slower and slower, and I'm going, Dad, what's
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happening And he goes, oh my god, I think we're
breaking down. So we pull over and the car wouldn't
start back up again, and I'm like, oh my god.
And he's like, I'm so sorry. You're gonna have to
walk the rest of the way to school. And I
was like, yeah, that's fine, Like are you gonna be okay?
And he's like yeah. He's got an RMA service, so
it's like aa here in New Zealand roadside assistance.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
So I've gone to school. He's texted me.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Once I've gone to school, I said, hey, Dad made
it to school safely, hope you're okay, and he goes,
You'll never guess what the issue was.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I said, what Dad? And he goes run out of petrol.
So I had to.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Pay the call out fee and for a full take
a petrol. And I remember him saying to the guys,
or don't worry about putting the full tank, just put
it half, and they're like, no, no.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
We have to give full tank. We have to give
a full yes, oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
And then do you remember the time my brother put
petrol in his diesel car.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I just bought it. Oh my god, so many petrol stories.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I'm sure it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Leon's car, my best mate Leon. Yeah, so you used
to have this old fall drive, a black one. It
was anyhow, there was something wrong with his petrol tank.
Right two years ago I flown back to Sydney. I
think it will prepping for our wedding. Yeah, And he's
picked me up right to like to drive me around
or whatever. And I'm like, bro, he's a man, Like
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I want to fill his car a full tank, like
he's my best mate, because he was like he was
running my errands from me.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
He's driving me everywhere yeah, ah, we fill his car up.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Sorry, I feel his cart full tank. Get in the
car and he starts the car and he goes, mask,
what have you done?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
What do you mean because you're seeing the petrol go
to falls. Yeah, what do you mean, Bro?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Just fooled the cart for like you've been driving me
around long as I love you, Bro, Like thanks for Dawner.
He goes no, it's not even about that, Like I'm
so grateful, but bro, you can't fill my car up
over halfway? And I go why and he goes, Bro,
when I drive and if I feel, Bro, I fill
up more than halfway, car starts leaking petrol. So we're
driving around the corner and I'm looking back petrol from
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the pure station all the way to the round about
and I'm going loud, what's wrong with the car?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Like a cigarette?
Speaker 4 (37:15):
We're laughing. This is it was the funniest thing place.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
But do you remember that time you were playing for
the Bulldogs. I think it was your debut season, So
you were young, like twenty twenty one, and I used
to pick you up from the airport and I brought
up to the airport and you're like, oh, take do
you mind if we give Hopper Hopper a lift home?
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And I was like, oh my god, of course right.
I forgot to tell you I only had five kilometers.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Left in the tack.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Five kilometers from the airport out west to Liverpool.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
It's far, it's far.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
That's like that would literally be going from like Auckland
to Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Why would you be two athletes in the back and
a Mini Cooper Mini Cooper suitcases and all.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
No, it's spos to go hop your shot six foot.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
We are sitting there in his little Mini Cooper, I know,
on the M five.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
This is in Sydney, I know.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
And I'm like, I'm like getting that's fine.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I'm like, oh my god, literally embarrassing for imagine me quiet,
imagine me being.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
A young fella.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah right, and I'm like, bro hop as a man,
and it's an honor to take him home.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Come, and before we're taking him home, okay, do you
want if it just pull out the servo to get petrol.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
We need to fill off some petrol.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's not even the story.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I was driving for like twenty minutes and I'm like
turning the air corn on and you take put the
aircorn was like, I can't why it's.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Broken because I knew the air coorn. If we put
that on, that'll drain more petrol. And I'm seeing the
dial go.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
From five kilometers four kilometers back to five because we're
on the motorway, and I know if I just kept
at a steady pace like it'll it won't tick over fast.
And then mate, I remember when I saw two to
one kilometer, I was sweating and I was like, this
is gonna some I'm want to break down on.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
The m five and before I get to the petroltation.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Literally and I was like, oh my god, but we
made it, didn't We made it? And I'm just like, sorry, mate,
the lights just turned on. I'm just gonna get some petrol.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
So my question to you is why put yourself through
all that stress when you can just go to the
petrol station and just put in ten bucks or twenty
bucks to feel a full tank.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
You want to answer, let me finish.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
You fucking asked the question.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Let me finish the full question first, big mouth, thick
of it. Go to the petrol station.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
You don't have to put a full tank like I
always doing for you put ten bucks or twenty bucks, mate,
and then get all these oh one K, two K.
It's out of the equation because you don't have to think.
Now there's some petrol in there to get us home?
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Siico?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Can I answer?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Now?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I don't do drugs. It's a bit of adrenaline rushing me. Okay,
you want to know. That's it.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I need some excitement in my life. If you'll never home,
how can I g things up for myself? Let's see
how far I can get. Okay, Filma and Louise, just tay,
Let's roll the car on. Read that episode of Seinfeld
where Kramer and the car salesman see how far they
can push. I always think of that. I go, Today's
the day I'm a sea. Can I get from bringing
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on yourhanger? It's attacka booner?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yes I can. Let's see yep, let's.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Idle this ship out of this car and see European car.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Prove it to me?
Speaker 3 (40:33):
So yeah, it's about the little things in life. We've
all find our highs.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
What gets us off?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
No, but anyways, actually do need petrol at the moment,
so you will more than welcome to borrow my car.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
You've got petro in there, right.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
So you are heading off for a few days because
apparently you don't spend enough time away from me during
the season.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
You've got to fit one more tripin. Huh.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Nice, especially when your wife's very vulnerable at the moment.
Twenty five weeks twenty six.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Actually, you're fine, fine, No one's dying. Everything is called.
Everyone's healthy, all right. So I need a bit of mass.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Time, do you What about me time?
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Me time, a me me me, But no, I am
looking forward to you going away. Why now, I've got
two cars to pivot from. When my car is running low,
guess what I'll take hold on? Park it in gras
use marcelloscar. What run that till it's dry. You'll be
(41:34):
home by that. You got two cars formula I.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Do have all throughout the year.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
It's amazing, the best best part of your going way.
And the fact I don't have to cook.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Well, thank you for that insight. So what I have
to come home?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You rattled? You rattled, absolutely rattled.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
I love you, but I think I've had enough of
you today. So that's a wrap.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Makes two of us.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Mate. I've said I'm going to walk out of this
room about four times this episode.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
More than Manda.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Okay, bye chill, chill, chill Chao, bye ye m
This is an iHeartRadio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We're welcome back everyone for another week with the Montoyas.
It's been a it's been a great week. Our first
week together. Yeah, your first week of maternity leave, the
brink of maternity leave.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
The beginning.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, we went through that last week. Beginning was the
correct terminology? Yes, we went through myts, we went through brink.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What else.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
The start start? Yeah, so you're still at the start?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, thank god. I know it's only week two.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
But it's been nice to wake up and spend time together.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh, you spend our days together normally when, like I
said last week, normally when you're on sorry, when I'm
in the off season, you're working every day. Yeah, so
we don't get to spend nice time together.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm still working, just working for you. Now, what do
you mean running your errands? Supporting you on the PlayStation?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, hasn't that.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Made its wealk be running for me?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Shut up, just go with it, just go with it.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So a noticeable feature to the household is that PlayStation's
come out of hiding.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I haven't seen that in a year.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I pack it up, not a year, I pack it away.
When the season starts.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, and just you don't even use it in pre season,
so it is about a year I do here and there. Well,
I think you should be more focused then, and I
just can. I just I've made an observation. So you've
now turned what is going to be the baby's room
into your PlayStation room.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So not really.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah really, there's a couch in there now and a
computer screen and your whole headset and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, but that's all easy adjustable you will get at
the minute. At the minute, I'm using a bedside table
for my stand for my for my gaming monitor, and
my PlayStations on the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
My god, that must be really hard for you.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
She's pretty scabby.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, how are you coping with that?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, because it's set up up here, we've taken my table.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, exactly. This is the podcasting room. Yes, so this
will eventually make money. Your PlayStation creep absolutely will.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Not, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
So when the girls are here, right, which is to
play the game and nurse them, oh.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, please, you're gonna breastfeed them too while you're at it.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
No, you breastfeed them.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, and when I'm breastfeed I don't want to hear
in the background some of that start.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The terminology is use, it's not terminology. Me and my
brother Albert, Yeah, we speak pig Latin.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Is that what that is?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah? Pig laddin?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Pig Latin. That's like a way to speak.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's the way we used to speak, like the way
where I grew up in Cameeltown and my brother just
taught me how to speak that way.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah. Give us an example.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
So your name is Taylor.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, so to pronounce your name in pig Latin, you
go a gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Gorgeous that should be our babies?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Is what like? Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Is not pig ladden though?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Is that is?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
What is its own word? Is part of the English language?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Is it actual?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Over a day adlais adelais ladd.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
What what does this mean?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh, Taylor's a bitch.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Speaking about the PlayStation, I was playing the game with
my brother Albert Albatross Albatross yesterday And the thing about
when you're playing the game, when I'm wearing my headset,
my MIC's always on, you know, so you can.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Hear and be nice to know and this mic I
have all this headset I have is really, it's a
really good headset.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, I can pick up everything.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Turtle Beach seven hundred stealth, it's like one of the best.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wow, impressive. I'm getting rid on right now.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Can I just finish my story with this little carrot
in the background.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
So you can hear everything going on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Anyway, you walk in the room and we had pizza
one night for dinner this week from Dante's from Dante's
East Ridge, thank you. Anyway, you walk in the room
and say, are you going to have the pizza? And
I said no, no, you can have a Force losses
for bluster. You could eat it and then you go
straight to a year. But I still want my lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, because I didn't want you thinking that.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Because I'm having pizza, you don't have to go out
and get me lunch.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I still wanted lunch, which is fine, which is fine.
Eat all you want, my love, because you're feeding three
you and.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
The two girls. Anyway, Albert streams my brother. He streams.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't know what he's I don't follow that stuff.
I don't know what it is anyway, and he's got
all that on the mic. I just want to play
recording to recording and then we're on there were and
he's telling all his mates, Yeah, my brother's having twins,
he said, all his mates.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
With his mates, your friends or gaming friends.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I wasn't gaming friends anyway. Listen of it.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
But she got too in the you know what I mean,
She's got too in oven was my brother's having twins?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Land?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Where where's just sharing everything on the game.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'm cutting my wombs up for bussing for where do
you share everything up? Like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
When I found that funny?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, and then I'm just like, that's that's.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The thing about. When I'm playing the game. The MIC's
always one, so he catches everything. When I fight, you
can hear it.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh my god, Well don't and give me the heads
up in case.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Maybe that's why I leave it. Yes for content? Oh no,
it is?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And there was this was this the day then when
you did take me to get lunch after I had
the pizza and I'm sitting outside the cafe by myself
because you didn't want to see with me, you said
in the car, and you took a photo of me
eating and sent it in the family chat.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, why can you not?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Because your stuff in your face?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I'm not on eating.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
But I thought that was funny.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, I'm glad you did.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
It's been enjoyable. Boule playing the game again.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, I'm sure it has been. It's been great for me.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
How long has coffee gone for? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We're just going to send me drinking peah, just going
to keep sipping. Yeah, we are because coffee. I don't
want to scard it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Are you for real?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's just liquid? Let me just drink it in peace.
I don't come at you for how long you take.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
To drink your shit?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Also, I want to touch on.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I don't want to touch on anything with you.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I want to touch on the thing about us, the
way we speak. Most people might not speak like we do,
but guess what they think how we think?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah? Actually, last night the other night, sorry, at the event,
someone came.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Did you think? He said?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Last night?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Was it last night?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's been ain't working anymore?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You still sleeping your coffee like godo coffee?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Let me just drink it.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
At the event, someone came up to me and goes,
I've been listening to podcasts like all things, and they're like,
is that how you and muscle? I actually talked to
each other and I was like, no, obviously, like we
pull it back quite a lot. And she said, that's
you holding back and I was like, yeah, what do
you mean. She's like, oh my god, dude, like doesn't
it get intense at home? And I'm like, nah, but
(08:37):
maybe people aren't used to like like like Italian's way
of communicating and Fijian way of communicating.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I've got a good idea for these people, right, Go
watch the Sopranos.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yes, so true, so true.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Go watch the Sopranos. Yeah, and then go see how
they communicate. That's how Italians communicate, and look how they
kill people.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
With mes.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Fiji don't communicate that way, but we do.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You've adapted really well to the Italian culture.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Then, oh no, I'm used to getting sprayed by my mom.
That's probably why.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
True. You know how many hidings I got when I
was young.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
True.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, that's a great point.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You've seen my mom beauty and I'm so calm, but
that hand made you.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Can throw them. My mom can throw them.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Mate, It's amazing. I inspired to be.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Like that without how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I said, mate, My mom's a strong woman, so I
need a strong woman in my life. I need someone
to put me in my place.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Shut up exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Mm hmm. I like that, that's where it comes from.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, so everyone who thinks this is.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
What's your sopranos, like, you don't talk like this at home?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, what would people's flights sound like?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Then?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
If they're not like that, Hey, I didn't like what
you did to me the other day, and then you'd
be like, I'm not talking to you. I'd feel like,
let's say each other.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I need some time out, and then you'd say to me,
all right and piss off.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You know what, he's an id, don't come back okay
here anyone I know, but like to have control. Yeah,
I wonder how those fights would go. I feel like
it's not therapeutic enough. And what's good about our communication
style is like everything's just out in the open. Yeah,
(10:40):
Like I don't feel like we hide anything from each
other because it's just it's all here, baby.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
It's all there, which is good. Yeah, I think so.
I wouldn't see it working any other way.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, not not.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
With me as your partner. Imagine if I was with
someone like that, what.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Do you do?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I told you myself, because I don't need something to literally,
I would be so frush. I I need to get
this a creshion out somewhere.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Like, hey, I've got a bone to beat with you.
And they're like, what's that, honey? Like I didn't like
how you did this and this and this coming. Oh
I'm sorry, Hanna, I'd be like that was boring?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
So do you want reaction? That's why I'm good. Sometimes
I just respond. I don't react. They gets you more
fighted up.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
He react, you are missed the king of reaction. But AnyWho,
I'm jealous. Like I said last week, I would love
a bit of tox right now?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
What's tox? Botox?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
You know?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
You know you don't need that stuff? I do you know? Okay,
you know you're very beautiful as you are. I know what.
You don't need it. You don't need that stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
You do.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You've got a few frown.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Lines, a lot more. Mate, don't need to get shipped sorted.
You've got to get my face under get.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I think we should both go in for nose jobs. Yeah.
I'm actually scared for our daughters because if these are
the noses they're working with.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's not good. Look it's hard to hide.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Are you born like that?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Or was that a cute nose.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh and then football did that.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
As I was growing up, my noses like that's probably
why I got the scary eyes.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
So people don't look at me.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Don't blame the nose for the s I took a
video of you the other day. You were at the cafe,
sitting outside and you had the list look on you
and I said, oh my god, I get what people
see now. And you even had this vein popping out
in your forehead. I said, who's this guy.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Going to jump? You? Didn't I do that because I
don't want people to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, who are you? Frank Sinatra? People going to come out?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Okay, just like I just like to be in my
own space.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
If I know you?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, you know, M what do you reckon? It's past
trauma and my eyes are there for.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Like, bro, look at me. We're on.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I think this is a conversation for your therapists, though
lots of on back.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
This is pretty much a therapy session.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I want to go that fast, those toxic hour of
every one this week, I see little.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Yeah, do you?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I'm quite flexible now. I'm in my yoga yoga pose.
Look at that pregnant and can still cross my legs
like that.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
You don't even do that.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I can't be jealous. I can't look for the blood flu.
I'm getting ready for labor. They said, when you get
to sit like this, get the hips prepared.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Jesus.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, I still don't know if I'm going to go
natural for twins. Won't they be fun? Notice how one
person's laughing. Are you going to be anywhere? I don't
watch you in the room. Actually no, I don't want
I don't want you in the room. Now you've just
got the room privileges.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I want to talk about this. Now, what remember that
thing I was told you?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
So I didn't realize when you're having swings because you're
high wrists, they say, oh, yeah, that's it's like, what's
the word, it's recommended to have a sea section.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yes, yeah, which it is.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
It's much so for apparently.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, however, our doctor was saying, you know, everything is
going smoothily with the pregnancy.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Touch thank god, difference.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, but that's normal, and so he said, you can
have a natural birth if you remember.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
As the weeks progress, now they we're getting closer he's like,
you might have the option to go natural.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah, my biggest fear. It's always been a fear of mine.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Oh yeah, please enlighten me on what a male's fear
when it comes to giving birth is.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I always thought, when you give birth, you might shit
on one of our kids. So that was one of
my fears because you're pushing hard, you don't know what's coming,
you don't know what's going.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
On, so you're pushing boomshit comes out on our kid.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I'm just saying, so imagine if I want to be
in the room to make sure I can block that
from my daughter's heads.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm glad you brought that up because now I'm knowing
to aim my ass in your fucking face. So your
head's the one that gets ship on. Okay, if that's
what your concern is, thank you so much. Noted aim
asshole in Marcelo's directions. Okay, you know what's normal. I
even told your mom that, and I said to your maa,
did that happen to you?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And she goes, probably, you don't know. You don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
It's shut up and I'm not gonna be self conscious
of Oh the midwife push push. I can't push in
case Pooh comes out and Marcelone gets weird about it on.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Our kids' head.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I'll just sit next to you.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
How about you sit outside with the door clothes. I
would much prefer that. That would be a dream, you
know what. And I'll tell the midwife. Yeah, you can
tell them to come in now where the babies. You
don't get to meet them, they've gone.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
They're getting washed up. Oh anyway, yeah, good, let's write
that up. As you're aware.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
The NROL competition just wrapped up and now they're heading
into their final series exciting times. Makes me reminisce on
last year and this story that happened that I brought
upon this household not a not a proud moment of myself,
but god, it was funny at the time. So this
(16:19):
is an iconic story in my head. So, yeah, I
was up for work really early, and it was the
day you were about to fly out to Brisbane for
what was going to be probably the biggest game of
your career, and was the preliminary finals.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Against the Broncos.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Huge. Huge.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I was even feeling the pressure. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, what of the day off? Yeah, heaps, heaps and Casey.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
How'd you do it at the game? How'd you sit there?
And bathroom a lot?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah yeah, Casey saved My seat's long mixed with that's
a long, yeah, mixed up with alcohol and not good.
But it started from like seven am. As soon as
me and Casey, which is Adam Pompey's fiance soon to
be bright, very excited the Pompies. We shared a hotel
(17:15):
room and we were so so scared from a minute ago.
We ride each other's stress, you know, because you guys
play next to each other. So yeah, AnyWho, more to
that later. So we were both in New Zealand. It
was the day you were going to fly out, so
I was trying. I gave you a goodbye. I didn't
want to get in your head with anything. You know,
this is your career, head taking the washing down, that's
(17:39):
but I would never do that on game day.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh so so you plan these moves? Are these moves planned?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
So you don't do it on GA So you yeah,
I said, he's not playing this week's seven fucking days
is heated.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I'm sending him down. I'm taking him with me down
enough getting right?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I love it so I don't come back from that.
I'm taking my l I'll take all of that.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
We need, we need, we need.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
We got the white board as you said you'd use.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
It's two weeks and hasn't been used, so it's just
collecting dust. But that's a side note. So that as the.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Story.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The story you keep interrupting me.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Anyways, So getting the car in the garage, mind you
wearing a brand new place where the first people to
rent it out no one had lived in here, so night,
brand new place. And what I said, we must, We've
got to look after this place like this is that great?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Were grateful?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And we do?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
You do?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
And I'm just impatient. And I get in the car
and I go, oh, mate, my last day of work.
I'm going to Brisbane this afternoon. I'm so fucking excited
and I'm daydreaming about all that. I don't realize that
the garage door hasn't fully made its way up the
rotator or whatever. And I hit like it's an automatic
(19:10):
garage door. Sorry, so it's moving up up.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What do I do?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Slam the foot on an accelerator, straight fucking through, straight through,
And to make matters worse, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I turned the wheel too too soon.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
So not have I only gone through the garage door,
I've gone through the side as well, my whole my
whole side. I did paint and everything. And I get
out of the car.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I can't even get angry, you know. I just think
of that. I think stupidity.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And the bang was so loud, and I said, for
sure he's heard that at four am?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
For sure?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Did you hear it four I am, yeah, you were
still here, you had it left yet? Yeah, And then
but you didn't, like we've only got a one car garage,
so you just you wouldn't have seen it or anything.
And I just said, oh fuck, I hope to god
he doesn't notice it. And I remember pulling up at
the car the car garage at work and Joel and let's.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Get this right though the garage door so it goes up,
so you've taken it out, however it can still close.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yeah, but a.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Massive then and I've gone on the side too.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
When you come at the front door, I don't look
to the right.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
No, you it's completely different entrance. And I remember getting
to work and Joel, my old assistant producer, and Ben Boyce,
who I worked for in the heads. But I said, Jesus,
what happened to your car this morning? I said, yeah, fuck,
I just just fucked my car so bad in the house.
And I remember getting out of the car and looking
(20:40):
at the damage and going, oh my God, like that's bad.
And then I'm waiting for you to text me saying hey,
I'm on my way to the airport.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
And I remember when I got that text from you.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I said, he hasn't noticed because you wouldn't like you
would have said something.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And then.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
The days go on and I'm telling everyone everyone, Casey,
my mom my brother. I'm sending photos of the damage
to people, going how much you think the garage door
is going to be and all this stuff. And then
I was like, do I tell him before the game? No?
And I decided, no fucking way would I tell you that,
because that's going to ruin. Imagine that you have a
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shit game because I fucking went through the garage door.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, I think if you tell me things like that,
I'd probably be fine. To be honest, I'd rather you
and don't get any ideas drive through the garage door,
then put up with devil.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Te'm go through some more garage doors.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
They'd rather pay more money to fix the door. Yeah,
I mean I'd rather you and don't get ideas, don't drive.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Don't goge No, I don't aim to do it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
AnyWho.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
And then the weekend keeps going and I said, okay,
this is this is going to work in my favor
because one, the Warriors are either going to win and
they're going to stay in Australia for a week for
the Grand Final. Then I've got a whole week to
get the garage and the door fix my cardor fix.
Or two they're going to lose and you guys celebrate
for a few days, and I'd be like the chillest
wife ever and say, for the first time ever, you
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don't need to come home, Go stay to friends house.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Sweet like that.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Anyway to your face, behind your back and fucking in
the group chats and his motherfuckers doesn't come home.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah AnyWho?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Wow, Wow what happens on his feedback?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Any I don't care. That's what you live, bited live
by that shit.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
And then I remember when you guys unfortunately lost, And
then we're sitting in the room, the team room together
after the game, and I'm looking around and I said
to Casey should tell him now, and she's like, oh,
that could go or two ways, like he's already upset
about the loss. And I was just like, we'll leave it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We'll leave it. No one needs to bring it up now.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Then and then for the first time ever, you guys
didn't have like big celebrations, like you actually came home
straight away.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
And you were celebrating. We just lost at.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
The end of the season. It was an incredible season.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Incredible Yeah, but we want to come home first. Yeah,
you just want to.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Get it yeah, which was not good for me.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
So then I had you lying on the couch and
whilst I being in Brisbane late that night.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah, you picked me up. And then we got home.
I saw in secrets it was night.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I know you didn't notice my car note and so
while you're asleep.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Because you're smarting up in my car.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, I am so smart so measures and I'm while
we're in Brisbane the whole weekend, I'm texting Tradees back
in Auckland. God, how much will you touch this? And
then I said, mate, you've got to come back Monday morning.
Come give me a quote because I need to fixed urgently.
So you're asleep on the couch, and I was like, okay,
this could work because he's passed out. And then a
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door someone knocks on the door. Of course louis bark.
So you wake up and you're like, who is it.
I'm like, oh, I don't worry about it, don't. I
just stay on the couch and you follow me up
and I go, oh, hi, and he goes, hi.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I need to fixed the garage door, and you.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Go, what with the garage door? You go your wife
called me, and he's and you've turned around and looked
and go oh god, oh fuck me.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I was surprised. I mean, I wasn't surprised, but I was.
I wasn't surprised. So what I've seen him there and
I'm going to big tongue and following.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's going to get me bashed here. No,
I've walked.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
He looked at me and I said he was a
big guy.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, And then and he goes, oh the garage door,
and I walked down and I said hang on.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
And then I remember saying in.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
The face and I couldn't even I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Get angry at you because I was just like, just
wasn't a surprise, like I said, And I was like, well,
she's done this before.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I went through the gates back in your mom my
week old gate that she brought it from Perthose.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Your mom and dad went spent a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, for a gate from Perth got instored, not even
a week you reverse.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Straight into it.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I remember when you saw the garage door and you're like,
and I go, you think that's bad.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Where do you see my car?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
My car?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
And you're like, fuck me, that's not going to pass
the whof And I said, yes, so we'll shut up.
I'm not gonna fix. I don't care about my car.
It's not gonna pass. The wolf not a passwarf.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You're so dramatic. What was you didn't pass the wolf?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Blame that it's his fault.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I did want I didn't want to pass it. Yeah, yeah,
everything's personal. Yeah, he didn't like the look of me,
so he decided not to pass.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You know what was sad too, It wasn't a side.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
So you haven't told the full story about about your car.
So you went you were at the gym one time,
this was another time another time. Yeah, boom, she's pulled
out hit the boulder, the concrete boulder.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
She just looked it too to my defense, horrible car
park at the gym.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yes, she's hooked it too far right.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I have an issue, that's my issue. I hook it
too soon.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Cleaned up And I don't understand why because you're in
like you're in a small car. That was a really
small car. Yeah, cleaned up the ring right side of
the car, this side of the left side.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
You took out our garage door. Yeah, you can never win.
And I told you that whole year.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
That was the start of twenty twenty three and I said, hey,
you got to get your car fixed the other side.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
So when we took it for the waft, it wasn't
the side you clean the garage or up.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
It was the other side.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
That's what you get full grand to fix the car.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
These things happen, you know, it's just part of life.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
That happened.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah. Yeah, And I said it before. I'd rather you
run through the garage door than put up with Tay Tay.
And for everyone listening about Tazy Tay, it's it's short
for Tasmanian devil. That's that's his nickname in this house.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
To say, a huge compliment because they're going extinct. So
if I'm one of a kind, I'll take that.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Actually, and yeah, it's the best. It's the best decision
I've made.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
See, that's good.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
We should get into a routine where, you know, if
we pay each other out, we end with the compliment,
so people know there is some love.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Here, mate, Otherwise I wouldn't be with you. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, so that was fun.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Note to self, I'm going to be a bit more
of a cautious driver of similar girls are here.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I hope it's not about me, and I hope.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So, yeah, because you've been even that time in Sydney
you got hit from the side trying to change lanes, remember,
and you brighten the hands.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah that was my fault. Your first avenue job too.
She had a brand new.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Car, had the boat trailer reverse mum's gate garage.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So something I've noticed recently is when I'll go out
to the shops or whatever, come home, puck my cart
in the garage. Theres a side door to get into
the house. You keep locking that door and I can't
get into our house, so I have to get back
into the car, open the garage door, walk right outside,
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back in the front door. Put the pin in the
front door to scare my own house. It's like bloody Alcatraz.
Why why are you locking the door?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I don't know why I have this.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I have this weird IQ where when I lock the
back door or when I'm leaving the house, I need
I need a triple check everything.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, I can't even get it.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I locked the back door.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Want to want to? Want to pull it? Pull it
to want to want to It's like a process, pull
it pull you want to pull it, pull a pull
it locked? Okay, I get it. Just give a Louis
his tree, yes, Mark, so I always give him his
tree when we leave. Okay, walk upstairs. I don't mean
to do that too, I promise I don't. But when
you were working, but now because now you're on the
maternity leave, now that you're now that you're off, it's
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fine because while he's home, But when you're going to work.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's no. It's annoying. Yeah, whether i'm it's annoying.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I don't mean it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
We'll stop doing it.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You'd go through the sliding against the garage to get
into your obviously to get a word and so i'd
wake up after you, and then when I go down
into the garage to put my shoes on, because where
we leave our shoes, I'd put my shoes on, and
then I just innocently lock it.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I didn't, and then I forget I lock it, and
then I just go downstairs and do my.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
You just forget about that. Your wife also lives in
this house. Yeah, oh cool, So you.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
See I don't even thanks.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Well, how about you turn that brain on because I'm
sick of You've got all these weird, like little niche
things that you do, and we add up the time wasted, mate,
we'd have two extra three weeks, two extra three.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Weeks a year.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
It's not about me, it's about you. Even when you
fold clothes right, you're so particular. You fold the and
you raise the clothes up to your nose. You smell
them like three times, then pack them in. You know
they're clean, they've just come out of the washing.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I want to smell it, make sure it's clean before
I put in my suitcase. Unlike you, you got to
pack your bag. Guess what's in there? What remnants from
the last trip four years ago?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Do you remember that time?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Brother, how did I was just thinking this.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
We were going to Hawaii, and you go, Luke, can
I borrow a suitcase because you had broken yours?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Luke?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yes, Oh my god, it would be an honor to
know that my suitcase is getting to go to Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
It was in his suitcase. Was it was his carry
carry on bag?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
And so he brings his beautiful bag over, yeah, toe
bag for you to borrow.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You go, wow, thanks? So can you start backing?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I unzipped doing gum at the bottom of the back.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Not even the tree gum.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I unzipped that bag and I was like, I'm zipping
a bag to ship. I looked in there, had leftover wrappers,
he had rubbish boarding passes, boarding passes, and then he
had chewie left in there, used chewing so out of
the wrapper stuck on his bag to a pocket, a
sign pocket and I've gone, what grub looks like this?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
And You're like, I'm not using it And he was like, no,
please miscle cleaner and you I can't leave.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
After I travel, I come home, unpacked my bag, throw
everything out straight away, vacuum the inside, make sure it's
all clean, because you got to use it. Well, next
time you go on a trip, you're gonna use that
bag and you don't want to go in there, and
there's old remnants in there from the last trip.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Mate, that's so different for me.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
You have sand in your sand drum all over the
world in my suitcase, like, oh well that's the next trip,
is sure?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Chuck it back in.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Disgusting, But I just wanted to point out how particular
you are about niche things right, and how I balance
that out of you, like to the point where I
can't even like, I don't even care about how much
petrols in the tank when I get in the car, Like.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
You couldn't even ask me is the light on? I
don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
I'm not looking at the light.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
That's your issue. It makes me sick. It makes me sick.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Do you know how many times you've been like taken up?
Why your kind of here? Take it?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
And I've got there's no petrol in the tank, thirty
ks in it, which is still a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
That's not you can drive.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I'm telling you now, I could get from our house
in Auckland to Hamilton in thirty k's in the petrol tank.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
It's not recommended, right, Who's not recommending it the car.
Dom No. My father was a mechanic, all right, so
he knew.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
He knew years ago. I'm sure cars have improved.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
In No, they haven't. And you don't do that to
the car.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Why it's not good for the engine, you help me,
it's not good.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
For the car. And you do that all the time,
and then I'm stuck with it filling it up.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, but you're like the person. Well good. First of all,
you're like the type of person where as soon as
the light turns, oh my god, pull over, we've.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Got to get petrol.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's not going to break down sixty kilometers left, babe, the.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Car says that. But you're not supposed to do that, Taylor,
why not.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's of course you are. That's why it's there, the car.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
You're gonna fry it? No, yes you're not.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
It's not fun.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Actually, my dad told me it's quite good to run
the car and low because it cleans out the tank.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Hello, are we talking about like that time he broke
down driving you? Is that running it low?
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Let me finish this, Let me finish this. Listen and listen,
all right. Instead of putting fifty bucks in the car.
He had to pay three hundred and seventy because he
had to pay for or to come fill the car
up and then for their yeah fee, no no no,
so hang on.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
So that's part of the reason. Instead of being lazy,
it's just lazy. That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Take the card of the service Nation, fill it up,
fill it up.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
What it needs to be filled up, and it's done.
It's solved. It's solved.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Does it gets empty again a week later?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I hate that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I'm going electric.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Well that's life, isn't it. We're hungry, we eat again,
and then we ship it out and we eat again.
That's what we do. How would you like it now
that you're pregnant?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
If we just and you dry, you're not eating, Tay,
You're not going to eat until you're on.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
You got forty k's left tail, so I got plenty
of time to eat.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
You run me dry in more ways than one. Okay,
you're doing my heading right now. I'm telling you why.
I'm a bloody rushing the truth.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It's the damn truth, and the truth hurt sometimes, he
but take it because you know I'm.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Correct, So that's I love it.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Take your ol girl, take I'm moving on, so shut up.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I'm staying here.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Well you can say he because I walk out and
you could just still the whole thing myself. That's all
about my dad.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
That's a loss for shut up.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
My dad used to drive me to school every morning,
and there was one morning we were on the main
road going from our house to school and it was
really early because I had dancing before school on Wednesdays.
And we were driving and me and dad are having
a nice chat and suddenly we feel the carget and
slower and slower and slower, and I'm going, Dad, what's
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happening And he goes, oh my god, I think we're
breaking down. So we pull over and the car wouldn't
start back up again, and I'm like, oh my god.
And he's like, I'm so sorry. You're gonna have to
walk the rest of the way to school. And I
was like, yeah, that's fine, Like are you gonna be okay?
And he's like yeah. He's got an RMA service, so
it's like aa here in New Zealand roadside assistance.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
So I've gone to school. He's texted me.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Once I've gone to school, I said, hey, Dad made
it to school safely, hope you're okay, and he goes,
You'll never guess what the issue was.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I said, what Dad? And he goes run out of petrol.
So I had to.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Pay the call out fee and for a full take
a petrol. And I remember him saying to the guys,
or don't worry about putting the full tank, just put
it half, and they're like, no, no.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
We have to give full tank. We have to give
a full yes, oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
And then do you remember the time my brother put
petrol in his diesel car.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I just bought it. Oh my god, so many petrol stories.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I'm sure it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Leon's car, my best mate Leon. Yeah, so you used
to have this old fall drive, a black one. It
was anyhow, there was something wrong with his petrol tank.
Right two years ago I flown back to Sydney. I
think it will prepping for our wedding. Yeah, And he's
picked me up right to like to drive me around
or whatever. And I'm like, bro, he's a man, Like
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I want to fill his car a full tank, like
he's my best mate, because he was like he was
running my errands from me.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
He's driving me everywhere yeah, ah, we fill his car up.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Sorry, I feel his cart full tank. Get in the
car and he starts the car and he goes, mask,
what have you done?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
What do you mean because you're seeing the petrol go
to falls. Yeah, what do you mean, Bro?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Just fooled the cart for like you've been driving me
around long as I love you, Bro, Like thanks for Dawner.
He goes no, it's not even about that, Like I'm
so grateful, but bro, you can't fill my car up
over halfway? And I go why and he goes, Bro,
when I drive and if I feel, Bro, I fill
up more than halfway, car starts leaking petrol. So we're
driving around the corner and I'm looking back petrol from
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the pure station all the way to the round about
and I'm going loud, what's wrong with the car?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Like a cigarette?
Speaker 4 (37:15):
We're laughing. This is it was the funniest thing place.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
But do you remember that time you were playing for
the Bulldogs. I think it was your debut season, So
you were young, like twenty twenty one, and I used
to pick you up from the airport and I brought
up to the airport and you're like, oh, take do
you mind if we give Hopper Hopper a lift home?
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And I was like, oh my god, of course right.
I forgot to tell you I only had five kilometers.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Left in the tack.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Five kilometers from the airport out west to Liverpool.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
It's far, it's far.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
That's like that would literally be going from like Auckland
to Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Why would you be two athletes in the back and
a Mini Cooper Mini Cooper suitcases and all.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
No, it's spos to go hop your shot six foot.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
We are sitting there in his little Mini Cooper, I know,
on the M five.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
This is in Sydney, I know.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
And I'm like, I'm like getting that's fine.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I'm like, oh my god, literally embarrassing for imagine me quiet,
imagine me being.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
A young fella.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah right, and I'm like, bro hop as a man,
and it's an honor to take him home.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Come, and before we're taking him home, okay, do you
want if it just pull out the servo to get petrol.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
We need to fill off some petrol.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's not even the story.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I was driving for like twenty minutes and I'm like
turning the air corn on and you take put the
aircorn was like, I can't why it's.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Broken because I knew the air coorn. If we put
that on, that'll drain more petrol. And I'm seeing the
dial go.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
From five kilometers four kilometers back to five because we're
on the motorway, and I know if I just kept
at a steady pace like it'll it won't tick over fast.
And then mate, I remember when I saw two to
one kilometer, I was sweating and I was like, this
is gonna some I'm want to break down on.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
The m five and before I get to the petroltation.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Literally and I was like, oh my god, but we
made it, didn't We made it? And I'm just like, sorry, mate,
the lights just turned on. I'm just gonna get some petrol.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
So my question to you is why put yourself through
all that stress when you can just go to the
petrol station and just put in ten bucks or twenty
bucks to feel a full tank.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
You want to answer, let me finish.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
You fucking asked the question.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Let me finish the full question first, big mouth, thick
of it. Go to the petrol station.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
You don't have to put a full tank like I
always doing for you put ten bucks or twenty bucks, mate,
and then get all these oh one K, two K.
It's out of the equation because you don't have to think.
Now there's some petrol in there to get us home?
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Siico?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Can I answer?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Now?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I don't do drugs. It's a bit of adrenaline rushing me. Okay,
you want to know. That's it.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I need some excitement in my life. If you'll never home,
how can I g things up for myself? Let's see
how far I can get. Okay, Filma and Louise, just tay,
Let's roll the car on. Read that episode of Seinfeld
where Kramer and the car salesman see how far they
can push. I always think of that. I go, Today's
the day I'm a sea. Can I get from bringing
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on yourhanger? It's attacka booner?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yes I can. Let's see yep, let's.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Idle this ship out of this car and see European car.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Prove it to me?
Speaker 3 (40:33):
So yeah, it's about the little things in life. We've
all find our highs.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
What gets us off?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
No, but anyways, actually do need petrol at the moment,
so you will more than welcome to borrow my car.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
You've got petro in there, right.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
So you are heading off for a few days because
apparently you don't spend enough time away from me during
the season.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
You've got to fit one more tripin. Huh.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Nice, especially when your wife's very vulnerable at the moment.
Twenty five weeks twenty six.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Actually, you're fine, fine, No one's dying. Everything is called.
Everyone's healthy, all right. So I need a bit of mass.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Time, do you What about me time?
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Me time, a me me me, But no, I am
looking forward to you going away. Why now, I've got
two cars to pivot from. When my car is running low,
guess what I'll take hold on? Park it in gras
use marcelloscar. What run that till it's dry. You'll be
(41:34):
home by that. You got two cars formula I.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Do have all throughout the year.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
It's amazing, the best best part of your going way.
And the fact I don't have to cook.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Well, thank you for that insight. So what I have
to come home?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You rattled? You rattled, absolutely rattled.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
I love you, but I think I've had enough of
you today. So that's a wrap.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Makes two of us.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Mate. I've said I'm going to walk out of this
room about four times this episode.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
More than Manda.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Okay, bye chill, chill, chill Chao, bye ye m
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