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September 25, 2024 38 mins

You guys are the stars of the pod this week. Jordan has taken over the inboxes and has found feedback on a bunch of TPH topics. 

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is an iHeartRadio New Zealand podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Look at School Holidays coming up. We're going offline for
a couple of weeks and we're a bit tired. We're
struggling to figure out how to tease this episode. What
this episode is is your lovely feedback. Someone who's speaking
right now has put in a bit more effort than
the other cod post and I've dolved deep into the
Instagram archives folders and I've found feedback that Clint's like, Bro,

(00:35):
where'd you even find this stuff?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's good stuff people we've never heard from before. So
you guys are the star of the podcast today. All
your messages about phones and how hard it is to
raise boys versus girls and everything that we have talked
about and never hit. The chance to listen to your
feedback on comes up with this week's episode.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
And just how lovely you all sound while you challenge
our ideas. That's like you speak in such polite voice.
I want to this is what I want to put
out there after you've listened to this episode. Just imagine
how entertaining the podcast would be if you sent your
voice messages in with a lot of heat and a
lot of energy and a lot of behind it. Hey, hey,

(01:16):
I got a problem with your shit.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
It came.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now listen to this, listen to this, listen.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
To this little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
One week out from the school holidays. Why ahu you
by the time you hear this two days out from
the school holidays, or I don't know when you're listening
to it might already be the school holidays. And of
course that's close to the school holidays. Geordian just goes
stobody knows.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh, don't even want to talk about it ready. No,
it's not a bad one. It's just it's just hanging
out there. So if I sound a bit nasily, tiss
the reason. But yes, what have we got school holidays?
The kids have got the two big kids. We've locked
them into a bit of tennis for the first week.
Oh it's just down at the tennis club here. And
it gets them out of your hair from nine am

(01:57):
to twelve pm every day from Monday to well, from
Monday to Thursday for the first week, which is great.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, go away like a tennis camp, a full day situation.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, just a morning thing and they just do tennis
games like they already do tennis once a week and
basically it's an exploded version of that.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Is it a club where you go to play squash?
No at your square, at your squash club, because I've
never actually been part of a squash club before.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
There's a lot of orgies.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I was going to say, is it true that it's
just like a cover for like a swingers.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah. You never want to just walk into the bathroom
or the showder go toilet without like if you're nervous,
you should pop an eye in first, like just peer
around the corner and see is there any crazy shit
going on? Or can I go and go wee wei
without being pulled into something that?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
And for safety, you always play with a condom on
a Yes, yes, I play with two because fertile, careful man.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
This was the This was the rumor that I only
heard about five years ago that like, oh yes, squash
clubs back in the day all throughout New Zealand swingers right.
My father was the to cofitest squash club captain and
my and my mother ran like the ladies into club
team and was the cleaner there, the cleaner. Oh gosh,

(03:21):
so yeah, I got some questions for mummy and daddy.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, absolutely, how's the kids how's the snow good?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
We went to the snow. We had successful snow. We
just leaning into it hard this year. Rip it it
up like that.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
You just dropped, like drop shirt. You're like, we're going
in the morning. So you packed the carrot and night,
got the kids up at four in the morning and
just went to the snow. The level of parenting that
I aspired to eventually. Right now, I don't even want
to go camping and it's three months away, like I
don't want to plan that. You You're like, smells like
snow tomorrow. I reckon, we'll go.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I love that. This freaks you out, and for us
now it's just like, let's do it. I'm not saying
it's easy, but we know you've got to be ready
to go, especially in New it in the North Island
with the snow. Right South Island, you're pretty sordid, like
there's snow everywhere, but up here, if the weather gets
a bit shady, it's off, or if all of a
sudden it's going to be good and you're and you

(04:18):
haven't had a good time down there yet and you
want to get down there, you got to go. So
that evening we backed the udon to the front yard,
shut the gates, loaded the whole canopy up with the
ski gear that I've bought off Facebook marketplace, all the gear,
the kids bags, and we we woke up at four
thirty am. Yeah, and we were out the door at five.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Am Crusty old Ute to the snow. Not Family Fort
Everest to the snow.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
No, we took crusty old Ute because we figured it's
so much easier, and it is. And I fought with
Jody for a long time and then we did it.
We've done it two trips now. And when we took
it down, she was like, yeah, this is the right decision,
because when you're there, it's just you get to chuck
everything in.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, the back of it. The kids can sit in
the back. The kids can get dressed in the back.
So it's a ute with a canopy, yeah yeah. Or
if you're a Marria, it's a pickup truck with a
counopy on the back. Or we've got a swanky suv,
which they're not. And look, we tried to do I
think I mentioned we tried to do the whole roof
rack thing and they were just screaming at us. We

(05:20):
put skis on the roof and drove around town as
a test, and it's just doing this. And so then
we took the ute and now the ute is like
the go to snow made two thousand and six old
Ford Career ute has been down to the snow now
three and a half hours away twice.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That survived a high speed police chase.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah yeah that yeah, yeah, but the kids were good.
We drove down and they handled it. On the way home,
we stopped. We broke it up. On Sunday, we stopped
in Topour. I can't go through Topaul without doing the
hole in one golf, So I did the golf. We
went to a little market lunch.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
The whole in one golf.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I'm not sure, but even if it is, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, some golf the lake.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
There's a there's a floating pontoon in this lake, and
you go pay an extremely high amount of money to
hit a little bucket of balls, and if you land
a ball into the pontoon into one of the holes,
you win ten grand. Do we know if they've just
put a pair of socks down the pipe so you
can't actually see the ball come out and see that
it's yours. We don't know, but it's good fun. How's

(06:28):
your kids?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Byther, we survived another Gastro on slaught. I just saw
that and I did the trick that we talked about.
My friend Sharon swears by the trick that you have
a shot of tequila as soon as you feel the
Gastro bug come on, as soon as you hear that
one of the kids is Gastro, one of the new
partners Gastro. So I woke up at six am on

(06:51):
Sunday and Lucy was like, I'm not good. I'm not good.
So I went straight to the kitchen five past six
in the morning, poured myself a big tequila, had the shot.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Did you give Lucy a tequila?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Nah, because she's already gone, so she's already like feeling
if he like.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
That, Oh yeah, I see, I see.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
You get straight up tequila at that time, would just
make a speward guts out.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, yeah, I get you. It's yep. So you weren't
feeling sick.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You just did this is a precaution inventative. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
have my shot. I'll tell you what, have a strong like.
It was probably like a triple shot of tequila at
six am. Making ricees as a hell of a lot
more fun when you've got a together under your belt.
I can see why alcoholics enjoy it now. Like that morning,
I was kind of just like just around that, just

(07:40):
a little buzz yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
And then in the afternoon started to feel a bit queasy,
and so every one in my DMS, because I posted
that on my Instagram, and then everyone in the DMS
was like, you gotta have a can of coke as well.
You gotta have a can of coke. It's like, okay,
I'll have a can of coke as well. Because and teachers,
teachers in the DMS swear by the cannon coke. They
were like, we keep our staff rooms stocked with cans

(08:04):
of coke, so as soon as it comes up in
the classroom, can of coke.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, so this is just to confirm here the teachers
aren't doing tequila. They're just mentioning a coke. I saw
this message as well. There's a teacher that said, I've
been a teacher for fifteen years, we swear by coke.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It just baffles me.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
And I never I never went full guesstro. I definitely
felt a bit queasy this is just as much of
a scientific outcome as I can give you a little
bit queasy. But it never went a whole hog. So
maybe it worked. Maybe it's a placebo, I don't know.
But it is a fun way. I mean, provided you're
not a recovering alcoholic or anything. It is a fun
way to mitigate potential gastric viruses. You know.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
And you said you felt it creep up on you
that afternoon and you had a coke and then it
kind of went away again.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, it kind of stayed at bay, Like I felt
like I felt like my stomach was doing slow turns,
but not the full Emmodium commercial where it's like just
kind of stay at bay. Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, nice
nice hexts.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Mate. Hey, look look, I think after a year and
a half, what is it just over a year of
doing this podcast, I thought it's about time I pulled
finger and actually did the hard yards that Clint does,
delve deep into the Instagram folders and find people's feedback,
voice clips, messages, and so trying my best. Okay, bear

(09:30):
with me, I've got some feedback, and we're gonna we're
gonna have a bit of a feedback time. Yeah, this
is good.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I like that. Did you go and reply to some
people as well?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
We like, I think sorry if I've sorry, if I've
just left you unseen. I did reply to some. There's
probably some that I've just left on scene that I'm
going to talk about right now. It's busy. It's a
hard time, hard job. Yeah, yeah, it's a hard job. Look,
so my first one here is from neat bait. This
this is really just to pump pump the air into

(10:00):
my tires. Next base says o MG. My hobby and
I are just as passionate as Jordan the ban of
cell phones. I have a twelve year old who we
are holding out until we think he is ready for
a phone. I cannot understand parents who give their kids phones.
Go Jordan, keep holding out.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
We've got good feedback on the phone stance, and it's
just reiterating the phone stance which this podcast has had
for a long time, which is just try not to
ever give your kid a phone. I do wonder what
these if we are in e co chamber of our
own opinion.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
We are.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
If you don't agree with us, you're not going to
listen to our podcast. So we are a community of
self congratulators going that you are ply the way that
I think.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Or some amazing feedback that I'm happy to share that
will challenge our own thoughts around phones. Okay, we share
that too, and we'll discuss that. But while I carry
on on pumping our tires up, this is one for you.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
This is from James, who, as I delve in, he's
sent along this similar line of of messages before. But
you posted a photo with your cat, your very adorable cat,
and he has written, God, you're getting sixier with age,
Clint emoji face, emoji face, emoji face with the hearts

(11:18):
and the eyes, and so I just want to let
you know that, And that's a that's a nice message
to get you do you do look great? It's I
think it's the mustache, mate, You've really you're not getting
rid of it, You're not trimming it. This has to
be This has to be the longest your mo has
ever been.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
This is the longest I chipped the mustache.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, but also the the bushiest. Like it's who's the
guy from the seventies, Tom Selleck? Yeah, that's you. You
got the Tom Selleck.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I still haven't I still haven't had the concessionary compliment
from my wife Lucy, which remember we talked about my
new haircut. When I call my hair off and you
came in, she goes, oh, what have you done? I
did get about two and a half weeks after that,
I did get from her haircuts grown on me, which
is big. That is basically for my wife. That is

(12:10):
basically her going, man, you look good. I love I
love the way you look sixy man so. And I
haven't had that with the mustache yet. All I've had
is when you're getting rid of the mustache. Why haven't
you got rid of the mustache. I talk to some
of my friends, they think you look weird with the mustache.
But I do feel I do feel that if I

(12:31):
hold out long enough, I feel like she's going to
give in. I feel like she's she's going to get it.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
For some at our age and when you've been married
as long as we have, and especially for me, who
I don't get out. You get into an office every
day and you've probably got colleagues who say, Clark, they
look great on you, mat, I love those pants or compliments, right,
I don't get compliments. I work. I live at home.
When Jody says something and it's serious. My wife, shit,

(12:57):
it sticks. So I have had this thing. I've never
grown up. I have worn flat peak hat hats, yeah
or fifteen years now, Like I just can't go into
wearing the classic bent hat beat anyway. So Father's Day
come up recently and I opened this thing. It's from

(13:18):
Nahla and quotation Marks and it's a brand new hat
with a real big bent thing. And straight away I
look at Jodie like, what's what are you doing? I
wear flat hats. I wear flat peat truck of hats.
That's my stick, that's my thing. Anyway. So I put
this on comically the next day and I kind of
walked down the hallway early morning and Joey's like, oh

(13:40):
my god, you look so hot. Get out. She's like,
oh my god, you look so hot with that homework.
And then I've taken it off, thinking she's taking the person.
I've put it on again to go get the kids
on the bike from the school. She's like, gosh, that
hat on you yeah, and I'm like what So now
it fills my beads. So now I put this hat on,
I feel like I'm a million bucks. And now I'm
like I think I like hats with bins in them

(14:01):
now because my wife, because my wife, Yeah, my wife
is meant to like me no matter what, likes me,
and she likes you. She said that she likes me.
I'm blushing now, I'm blushing.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Very good on you. That's a very good hat. I know.
I reckon. I could count on one hand. I reckon.
I remember the times where Lucy has said, man, you
look hot to me in the last ten I reckon,
I reckon. I could name them.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
And it's things that you you remember, and you're like,
you keep that ship going, Like if she's into that,
that's great.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
You watched Jordan wear that exact same hat. For the
next fifteen years, she'll never say it again. She'll never
say it again, and it's the law of diminishing returns.
She'll never find you as hot in that hat as
she did that morning you were walking down the hall.
But we'll keep chasing the dragon. We'll keep looking for
that same high.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I want to know. I don't we don't need to
know them all. I want to know another one that
Lucy's into you, Like, well, what's the thing that she's into.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
She said to me about eight years ago. She said
to me, you look really hot, and beanies got to
be a beanie going out, got to be a beanie
go The problem is Auckland is very rarely beanie weather.
And I'm indoors ninety five percent of the time, and
I have a problem with people who wear beanies indoors.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
But Hey Reeves, jay Reeves, Misses must say to him
all the time that he's super hot and beanies and
should never ever wear anything else. He's a guy that
wears beanies through summer. He wears beanies that don't even
fit his head. He can come on top there.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
You can tell what temperature it is for Jay Reeve,
because it's a sliding scale of how high the beanie
sits on the head. I reckon when it's hot, the
beanie is only like a yamaka, just resting on the
very top of the head. And then in winter, when
it's cooler, the beanie comes down to cover the years.
It's like a thermometer, beanie thermometer.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Going back on mochat just to keep pumping each other's
tires up, pumping yours up. Really, I'm getting from you.
Only you'd only see this, you'd only see this on
video right now, if you watch a video on social.
But I have this mustache that can't fill in in
the middle. Yours You've got the classic white man thick

(16:13):
mustache that just goes wha right across. Mine is very
Are you proving yours? Oh yeah? To keep it off
my lip? Yeah? Now, and then yeah, yeah, I shave
probably once I check a It's like a head thing
from the warehouse with a number twelve on it, and
I just do my whole face with it. And that's
probably once every two weeks. I'm pretty shit. And the

(16:33):
mo is just like when I start feeling bits in
my mouth, I'm like, oh yeah, I'll get the scissors
or the little thing. I'll trim it up. But I
can't fill in in the middle. And yours is very
You've just got the full sellic thick block mow. I
want that, bro.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Do you comb yours?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I want your mustache on my face as well. All right, No,
I don't need to combo. I don't need to combe
because it's not thick enough. Yours needs a comb. Yours
needs a brush. Yours is a brush.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
This is really good for me. This is really good
for me. It's very thick and thank you James for
sparking that with that message. It's very kind of view.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
We're now jumping over to feedback from Pamela, so it
might have been a bit far away from the mic there,
and I'm definitely gonna find this These jump around a
bit on topics, but that's the whole idea of feedback. Hi,
Jordan and Clint loving your podcast about the phone episode.
I just gave my thirteen year old son a phone
to get ready for high school next year. He will

(17:29):
be taking the bus, so I feel he will need it.
The phone at the moment lives in my room and
he gets it when they have device time every second day.
He's not allowed social media and pretty much only uses
it for Pokemon and a Marvel game. I said, I
will check it whenever I feel like, and he's fine
with it. My eleven year old daughter was very upset
she doesn't have one, also because she wanted one more

(17:51):
than he did. But she seems happy enough to know
that she would get one closer to going to high school.
And I was like, this is this is a successful way.
She's laid out exactly how she's doing it, and again
a kind of each to your own on what your
kids like. But that makes sense to me. The kid's
going to be on a bus, is going to high
school and they need a phone and they have social

(18:12):
media every second day.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, it goes back to what you have said all along,
which I think is the right way to look at it.
They should get the phone out of need, not want,
and that's what has happened here. He needs one because
he's going to be on the bus.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Sorry, some volume played.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
And he trusts you, you trust him. You get unbridled
access to the phone if they if you say I
need to look at that phone. It needs to be
like where they do those the raids on prison cells
where the guards just show up at any moment and
you don't have the time to hide your drug.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Stand.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yes, you need to be able to go present phone
at any time, at any time, and the phone needs
to be given to you instantly, and that's how you
make sure you know, that's how you know that there's
nothing bad going on.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
But again, in our little echo chamber, there's probably parenteeing
child psychologists who would be shaking their heads and disagree
with that, because at the same time, you need to
be able they need to. You need to be able
to trust your kid, and they need to feel like
you trust them. And so that's like saying, yep, you
can have a diary, but then you're sitting down and
opening their diary every day and reading every page of it.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
You're the same. It's not the same. They can't talk
to a pedophile through their diary. So but yeah, I
hear you.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I can. I want to play this one from Alexandra,
which I think ties in with what we're talking about
right now. If I'm doing a good job, it should. Okay,
are you guys reading all right?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Ye? Hey guys love the podcast. Just listening to your
episode now about starting school and the handwriting thing. So
profession I am.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
In credit and I work for a company where handwriting
is just a thing that we do, and I definitely write.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
This is a completely wrong message. I what is this
lady talking about. I couldn't hear it. No, there's a
lady who talked about.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
She was messaging us about We did ask that. We
were asking if handwriting are still important and what jobs
still use handwriting? But that was ages ago.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh here it is, sorry, sorry, here it is I
played her wrong. It's the same lady. I just played
the wrong message. Sorry, Alexandra. We meant to play this
one from you.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Hey, guys, so phone chat.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
My son is fourteen. He's had a phone for a
little while. Me and his dad were separated, so it
just meant that he was able to you know, contact
his dad or me when he was at his dad's place.
We don't live in the same town, so it just
kind of made sense for us at the time. There
were rules around it though, in terms of he was

(21:01):
allowed to change the pass codes that I was able
to access it in the time if they felt the
need to. So I think in some ways it was
good in terms of creating that level of trust and
open communication, which Jordan sounds like you're all about creating
a bit of you know, trust and open communication. So
it might be a good place to start is with
a phone and trusting that she's going to use it

(21:22):
correctly and setting those boundaries. Obviously you have them around
the iPad, so maybe similar boundaries for a phone, and.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah, good luck.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
She's politely or like politely put me in my place,
basically a silent, smiling assassin.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
She's politely challenged your stubbornness around phones, but she missed
the key detail your orders eleven, her son's fourteen. There's
a big there's a big difference between eleven and fourteen.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yes, is a huge difference. There's a Again I argue
that kids even at twelve, but I bought up that.
I think I talked about it last week that my
daughter who's eleven at intermediate is having all her puberty
sex chats and also like they had social media chat
about I think about, you know, sending nudes and all

(22:17):
that stuff. She her argument is that she's the only
one in her class without a phone, and I'm not
really or is she trying it on?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
She'll be exaggerating, as kids do. But your whole thing,
which I love, is give them as much time as
you can get without screens, without a phone. And if
her asking asking gets more intense over the next few years,
which it probably will, I reckon you'd see another three
years without a phone eleven to fourteen as a win.

(22:47):
You know, if it all got too much or the
need got there when she was fourteen, you're like, Okay, yep,
we're going to do it. Three years. Three years is
not nothing. That's a huge amount of time for her
to continue developing mentally emotionally without the pressure of social
media and comparing herself to people online.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
You know, a million percent, Everything still just boils down
to that. Yes, I think ten eleven twelve is too young,
but also boils down to need. It all comes down
to need. If you had an eleven year old who
has to catch seventeen trains through the dodgiest part of
town to get to school, yeah, you might want them
to have a phone. And if you do a phone,

(23:27):
move house of view. Yeah, but if you are getting
but if you are getting them a phone just for
contact like that, then yes, get them a dumb phone
or get them the safe surfer app that can make
it into a dumb phone.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
But you can't be giving your kid a straight out
of the box, brand new iPhone or brand new Samsung
and without kind of doing anything and just be like
here you go, hey, hey, hey, Rachel, don't do anything.
You don't do anything naughty on that phone. Eh. Okay, see,
I'm off to get my nails done. Like you can't
be that, guys, that's just that's the same as giving
them a gun and putting a bullet in and saying

(24:00):
don't pull the trigger. They're gonna shoot. They're gonna shoot
a watermelon, okay, because it's fun to shoot a watermelon.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Side note, Deck, there are any eleven to fourteen year
olds called Rachel these days?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, we talked about this recently. Do you like Rangel?
Are people having kids and calling baby Jordan's Are they baby?
Are they baby Clint's? No, Like, imagine someone come out
now and being like, oh, that's a nice boy. What
have you named him?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
We named him Clint. I know, I know Duncan from
the Rock? Is he they leaned into it? I forget
the names, but he's got some epic boy names. But
it's almost that they're so they're like free, They're like
like one of the It's like Fred Frank, Yeah, Frank
and Fred.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
But those are classical man names. Yeah, classic, like talking
about classic millennial names that don't exist anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I don't. I don't like Jordan's not.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
My brother's name is Aaron. And there were forty five
errands in his year at school, and now there any errands.
No errands, there's no.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Errans man, there's no boats. I've got to I've got
to make called grant. I'm going to make called Peter like,
no one's calling the kid Peter Tony. You're right, there's
a whole era of millennial names.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Peter. Look, he's your baby came out and it was
called Peter. I'd be like, yeah, good, yeah, but what's
his real name?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
He's seven, he's seven pound two, he's nice and healthy,
and we've called him Peter and.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
We feed him pumpkin. Excuse me, Peter, Peter?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Ryan, My brother's Ryan. There's no Ryan's, no ryans or
now if you have a Ryan, it's a girl. Like,
that's a cool thing to do. You've called your daughter
Ryan Railer. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, okay, good, Have you got any more feedback for us?
I'm enjoying this ship?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Shit?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Have I got more feedback? Mate?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Where did you find all this feedback? Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
You're just ship at your job, bro, you're just lazy
at your Here we go. We got one from Jewels?
Here Jewels? How do I get it to play? From
the start? Wait? Wait, would just let it finish playing?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
I am a mum of three boys, almost seven, almost
four and almost.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Six months concerned. My seven and four year old.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
Fight like anything. They always have to compare. They do
the old My mum's better than this, even though they
broke up the same So it's not just a cool thing.
It's definitely a boy thing. Also one of your other
episodes talking about if always rely on mums even though
the dad's right there and dad could do it, can

(26:41):
concern always do this as well? My husband will be
right there and could physically do exactly what they need to,
but the kids will come to find me and ask
me to do it. So it's a boy thing too.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
She's out on a hike because she's stressed. Okay, give
her a break. She needed some time out of the
house away from boys.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
She's talking on the phone in between vaight puffs. Look,
I want to tell you about having to have fucking
household of boys. Look, so my boy right zipped his
penis in his fly. You think you go to his dad? Right?
The dad was right there. No, it comes to me, how, mum,
how did I get this? Dick? I got my skin
court in the zip and mom, you've been dealt with this? Mum?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Help you think I know how to work foreskins? Talk
to your father? That is that message is great, And
we did ask for information on how boy families work.
But it's great because it just shows that we're all
going through the same shit. You know that the hard
bits are the hard bits for everyone. None of that
was unique. I could relate to everything that she just said,

(27:43):
and everybody listening to be able to relate to that too.
We're all in this together.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Have you ever zipped your penis into the zipper?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yes, but not as bad as on something about Mary,
Not like that. Just caught. Caught, like a little bit
of the skin at the end.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, not a major like unzipped it and you were fine, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Like pinch, little pitch. Oh, come down, there you go.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
When I was like twenty five, we had a Rugby
seventies theme. I don't know. I think a lot of
dudes in New Zealand listening to this can relate that.
The amount of times you forget to pack undys on
your Saturday rugby, so you'd go, you've got undys on,
and then you gave your shower and you'd be like, shit,
I forgot my hondies. So you'd have to free ball
the evening like the food in the clubrooms the nighttime

(28:31):
youve got no undis one. So that's okay, right, You
can handle that. But if you're having a seventies themed
party and you've got yourself a pair of very tight
fled pants from the op shop with the steals on
and yeah, with a steel zipper. Yeah, and you've had
a few beers and I met you on peeing and

(28:52):
I've just gone soop and I felt it not terrible,
but I felt a sting and I'm like ooh, and
I've looked down. It wasn't to the level of something
about Mary. But it wasn't just getting like a little
bit some sharing some facts here. I'm not circumcised, so
I have foreskin. But it wasn't. It wasn't the end

(29:12):
of the penis that you thought might have got caught right.
It was still. It was the top. It was this
you know, the top. Yeah, it was this top skin.
So my penis is there. I've zipped up, so my
my end of my penis is fine. The top though,
the bit that looks out to the world that presses
against your pants, the zip has come up and it's
done a miniature something about Mary style, like it's bubbled

(29:35):
and it's grabbed all the skin. I looked down. I
looked down and I can just see bro. I can
just see skin bubbles coming through the zip and oh
my god, oh god, oh we got to say about Mary.
My shit, half drunk just grabbed the zip. Boff straight
down you have to and then no, Lie was just
like some other guys coming into the bathroom. It's me,

(29:55):
I do it. I look down.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
I'm like, oh, that's a tough dick. Like it was fine,
there was nothing wrong, there was no blood. I was like,
thank god for my strong dicks.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Thank god you were drunk. But at the same time,
it happened because you were drunk. It's a real chicken
in any situation. You know.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
It happened also because I had no undies, so you know,
and your drunkenness, you've kind of you you've tucked it
in and you think that you've pulled undies back up.
But no, it was just there.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
And I've gone that lady who's send us their message
from the storm. That's what you've got to look forward to. Okay,
that's what you've got to look forward to.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I don't think she was looking for us to get
into that topic. But look, I've got a message here
from Kate, which ties in made all of these time
beautiful I'm doing a great job. Listen to this one.
How do I get to play? For the start? Clt
if you started half playing one, how do you get
to start from the Could you.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Go out of the message and back into the message?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
No, they just stay where they were. Well, you're going
to have to edit you're going to edit it. I
have to edit out this.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Can you your finger?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah? I can? Okay, thanks Clint. Here we go. This
is from Kate. It's coming in hot on the classic.
Oh you wait till they get older? Okay, got some input.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Here the expression of ah, just you wait till they older?
I really don't like that. I think you've forgotten all
about when they were younger, not being able to sleep,
having to do everything for them as much as you
try and make them independent. Also just going anywhere. The

(31:34):
younger you are the most crap you need, and if
you forget it, then you are in trouble because if
you need something specific in these shops are closed, you're buggered.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
I feel hands down, the younger is the harder, and
I cannot wait till the teenage age when they sleep
in and I will never complain.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
See I think again, she's called me out really, because
I think maybe I am in La la land and
I've just forgotten. But I still actually believe that they
are more percentage of the time harder right now, Like
my kids are harder right now than when they were babies.
When they're a bubbo, it was like, oh, yeah, what

(32:18):
you're Oh you're angry or burp you, I'll feed your
Oh now you're sleeping for four hours randomly in the
middle of the day. Fantastic, not just giant grown ones.
They go round on board. Nothing to do in this house?
Holy shit, this house sucks.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Can I just acknowledge how tired Kate sounds. There are
messages that we get and you can hear it in
the voice. You can hear that that parent is at
their fricking wits end. So I hear that the rose
tinted glasses, the grass is always greener. These are all
cliche sayings, but they're so true. They're so true. Every

(32:53):
situation seems like it was better looking back, you know,
And that's where the frustration of oh, just you wait
comes from, because you go, nah, I am I'm in
it now. You don't know, you don't know. I do
think that I'm kind of in a bit of a
golden window at the moment. I know you're in the
hard bit with preteens, and Kate is in the hard

(33:15):
bit with newborns not sleeping three to five. It's pretty
good at the moment.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Suit, are you there? You're at the top of the
hell mate.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I could be in the gold there.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, you're at the top of.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I don't want to jink so, but I'm looking forward
to a great summer where my girls are just that
bit more independent and they can swim, so we can
go to the pool or the beach and I can
sit on the beach and they can play in the water,
and they play with each other, so they will occupy
themselves for large periods of the day, and they can
feed themselves. I don't have to sit there and shovel
food into their mouths. And there's there's nose social media

(33:51):
or screen time requests or anything like that. Maybe I
don't want to jink so, but maybe I'm in the
Maybe I'm in the good bit right.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Now, I agree. But also in New Zealand water safety,
I just want to say that Clint's telling Ferbs there
he'll he will not be sending his three year old
into the breaking waves at a surf beach while he
sits fifty meters up on the sand, with Lucy being like,
this is great.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
You guys are fine. You guys, well, that's okay. Hold
your breather, Get up, get up. Oh gosh, oh they're bloke.
They're floating away at a boogie board. Come back now,
you're right, just cac go with the.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Re rep go with the rip to we don't fight it.
Don't fight the rip like he'll he'll be he'll be
hands on there. You know what I hear, I hear,
I hear that. I'm jealous because I'm currently just there
just seems to be so many little headaches for my

(34:46):
little girls at the moment or what happened even Nahla,
And it's just because she's learning it from the older two.
But like the TV got turned off because it was
randomly on yesterday. I came up and it was like
they're watching something at five thirty. I'm like, hey, this
isn't a thing. What's going on? And now I turn off.
Within two seconds, Zala stands up and I just hear
her go to the kitchen to Jody, Mom, what do

(35:06):
I do? Now? There's nothing to do, and I just
guts me. I'm like what I hear? And I and
I sound like my mum used to say, it's Nala.
The trampoline's out there. We've got the monkey bars that
dad bought. I got the playground that dad. Yeah, there's
your bedroom full of toys from Santa Or should we
go give all those toys from Santa away? Because you're
saying that's my line, because you're saying there's nothing to do.

(35:27):
Should we go fight all the toys in the house
and give them away? And then when they're in a
real ship it, they'll go Yep, You're like, shit, God
damn it. They cost quite a bit, Santa Pete, quite
a bit for some of those toys. Yeah, hey, look
that that's us. We've had a lovely feedback episode hosted

(35:47):
by your debate leader Jordan today. I head all my
notes here, but I'm also not trying to now freaking
out that I've positioned myself into a place. I'm like,
I'm better at this now. Where this is Clint, where'd
you where'd you find all them? I was like, I
don't know, I just been into the fold, is it?
You don't go into him like why is he not

(36:08):
seeing this one or this one or this one.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Keep it coming in because that's good. Like hearing your
guys take on it is really important. Like I said, Otherwise,
it's just a confirmation by us echo chamber of our
own opinions. So being challenged is good. Also hearing how
good you think we look? That's pretty good too.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Anything, Yeah, keep on anything, sexy, guys, we'll share it
to each other. Okay, I don't care how raunchy it gets.
If you you know, if you can imagine Clint's mustache
pressed against your cheek, then let us know because he'll
blush and then he might shave it off, and Lucy,
you'll be happy.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
DMUs on Instagram and Facebook Messenger and we'll get you
on the podcast. We're taking a break. We're having two
weeks off for the school holidays, so there'll be no
parenting hangover for a little bit. What are you doing
for the school holidays?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Well, we can go back and we can talk about
it again. But the kids have tennis for the Yeah. Shit,
what a dare today? You never said what you were doing?
Do you have any plans? Are you off work? No?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I'm working. The kids are going to go to their
grandparents at the beach with Lucy for a few days.
But it'll just be a that'll be nothing. It'll be survive.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, yeah, just survive. Yeah, there's Jody will look at
me and be like, what are we doing this weekend
and my go to gag liner Survive.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Survive.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
We're surviving. We just need to survive. We just going
to get through this weekend because how many things have
we got on? We've got to get through. Or she'll
be like, oh, there's nothing on, and then she's listing
all the things that are happening this weekend. She goes,
this weekend's perfect for us to keep painting the house,
like finish the house. She's like, there's nothing on. Oh,
Nala has a gym gymnasium routine thing that has to

(37:53):
get signed off on, hal of flips, and then things
got a birthday party and other things got another birthday
party with a friend. But oh, there's nothing on.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
But it's relaxing house.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
That's that's relaxing when it's painting the house while we're
not driving kids all out town. All right anyway, Yeah, no,
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