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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Tony Jason Sam's Best show Moments podcast, the
very best of Coasts Feel Good Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This week we have to say the straight away, we
love our partners.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I know you're mad in love with your husband Sam.
I know you're deeply in love with your wife Sarah.
And I'm mad in love with my wife too.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
I love, i'd say madly when you've been married for
twenty years.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
I'm in love with my husband. But it's not like
the first rush of lovers.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I wouldn't go away. I had to keep that disclaimer
because we were going next.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Thanks for really setting me up for a fall here, Jason.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Love you.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Maddie.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You may have heard the news over the weekend that
there's a woman who was supposed to catch a flight
and her boyfriend said, I promise you maybe I'll take
you to the airport. Don't worry about the thing, I'm
your man.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
He didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
She missed a flight and she had to book a
new one. Now, she took her boyfriend now ex boyfriend,
to the small claims court.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
I love how there.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
It was just the one let down that she didn't
want to let go. And so this morning we have
decided if you've got a grievance that you think you'd
like to take to the small claims court here and
we will preside over it. For example, in my house,
I'd like to take my husband, who I'm madly in
love with, to the small claims court for a shirt
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that he purchased in a charity auction. Now I'm all
for giving to charity and I love a good little
live auction splurge. I'm known best known for buying a
year's supply of Ben and Jerry's ice cream at my
local school, of which the children would delight it.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
So when my husband came back with a Tottenham Hot.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Spur shirt in for excel, I said to have look,
I know we're a sporty family and the Spurs are
a great Premier Football League team, but who.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Are we giving it to.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
That's a for exl And do you know where that
shirt is? He bought it three years ago. It's still
sitting in my gift cupboard and one day, one day,
someone is going to get that shirt and it's going
to be the perfect gift.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
But until that date, it's gathering dust.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm really stewed on this over the weekend see. Originally
I was going to take my wife to the small
claims court for the time that she backed my car
into my bike and dented both.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
My car and my bike.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But I've changed my mind. I've taken this to emotional
damage and the moment where she scarred me the most,
and that was when I had an operation for my tonsils.
Oh yes, And instead of coming inside and sitting there
because I could have died on the operating table that day,
she dropped me outside and I had to walk in
on my own and Filat moment.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I'm still scarred by fair enough.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Id aren't you the husband that made your wife walk
to the hospital when she was giving birth?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
No, we talked about.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
It, that's true. We did not come to claim.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Wow, what do you think you'd ever case when it
comes to your house? I would love to hear it.
Eight hundred double teas to two sex, nine night. If
you're doing the discussion on his Facebook at Coast Breakfast,
we're talking about this woman who made the news was
into last week and into the weekend where she has
taken her now ex boy into the small claims court
because he didn't take it to the airport. She was
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the flight headed by a new one. So asking the question,
do you reckon you might have a claim against someone
in your household? John, you reckon you might?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah? Yeah, Look this is John here. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean I like to think I'm a bit of
a sort of a sentitive new age guy, brave over
the years of thirty years of marriage or just over
you know, we've we've braved the domain of the lady
and we've actually gone to those lingerie shops and with
(03:36):
the nice ladies in there, they're always extremely helpful. You know,
you get the size of your sneaks, you know, you
get the size to take the size, and they help
you and they're very obliging and purchase all all sorts
of nice, chastefully sexy things, you know, just in the drawer,
and you think, yeah, like, I mean, that's criminal.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You have not got your return on invest is what you're.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Saying, John, exactly, you know I mean, and particularly in
this day and age, you know we're money's comeboy, and
you know it's you know, it's going to be used wisely.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I get it.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Have you been putting just to just to cheat the investment?
Have you been putting on your sixty day.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
The song that you were given without the whole we.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Peer are sitting boxes shorts with mookales on beautiful.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Yes, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Nothing's going to entice our lady like that.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
You start wearing them regally. I don't think we have
a claim here to answer.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Good for trying, David, Hello, what are you your claims for?
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I went out.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Shopping, came home, my wife, my chair, the funniest in
the world, and dammaged the whole change completely.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Did she try and clean your ship out? Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Wow, she crashed.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
She crashed the car into the shed, cleaned out the car.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, what were your most upset about the car of
the shed?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Her not seeing a lot of remorse from you here
about the tragedy of the accident. You know, she could
have been shaken, whiplash, she was hilaria.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Well, if she thinks it's funny to her car, then
I think maybe I'm going to hold this one up.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
A lot of people are saying, geez, you'd be dumb
to ring it on this one in case you get
you know, in case your Axtell claim.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Doesn't stack up in court.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Another text thing, love is patient love is kind, and
it's not in Vietnasmal's posted it's not proud, that's in
a perfect world.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
But unfortunately we're humans and it's therapeutic to get it
all off your chest. I had.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I did note that all of the people claiming this
morning were men.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, that's right, Wow, fees, don't we woman ones doing
the wrongs? Doesn't it? Definitely the perfect opportunity that scares.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Us as guys.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
So did you know?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I went to Bargain Chemists the other day, a lovely
show sponsor, and I genuinely was picking up a prescription.
So I I have a lot of repeat scripts. I'm
a bit of a basket case over here, so things
like predna zone I have to take daily, flicks and
aise I have to take daily. I've got my HRT patches,
my progesterone, a testosterone.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I don't have any rashes or any week this week.
So I went in to pick up my scripts and
I got headed this big bundle and I said, oh,
how much will that be?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
And he said that's free.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
We do free prescriptions. And I'm not picked up my
scripts from bargain Chemists before. And I said, well, what
would this have cost me? Because you know that that
the whole reversal is happening this July where the government
no longer pays right, and Bargain Chemist is going to
keep paying for your prescriptions. So I said, if I
had to pay for this normally, what would it be
and he said twenty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I thought it was five dollars per total prescription, but
is it not.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Turns out it's five dollars per item.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
So had I not gone to Baging Chemist and got
taken advantage of the free scripts, I would have paid
twenty five bucks, which was mind blowing.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's good Again at the end of the week, of course,
that's all changing, but bark and Chemist are still going
to do them free for you.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
They are.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Anyway, we also got talking about same day delivery because
you can go online at Barging Chemist and get the
same day delivery, and I've got a list here of
the top ten most ordered items on that same day delivery. Okay,
So you're sitting at home and you're like, I need
this today, right, So.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
The obvious one for me.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Can I take a guess cold and flu tablets?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
You are correct, that is number one. There would have
to be Yep, that's number one. You are never going
to get number two because I want you to guess
the top three. Oh God, you thinking about it, wanting stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh, it'll be like a panel and stuff like heat
like stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Something you're embarrassed about.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Oh you, because that's why you do an online order.
Condoms and luber on number nine on the list.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Sam, No, no, but you've kind of nailed on on
the head because number four is pain relief and children's
medicine e g. Pammel was number three. I still want
you to get to the bottom of number two, though,
and I just don't think you will.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Okay, So sitting home, you've gone on the website, also.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
On the list, but not at number two.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Things like headline shampoo and it's pregnant that's number six,
pregnancy tests number seven, pimple patches, vitamins and supplements number five.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Such a pimple where you have to order and protection online.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm not even leaving the house.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's diarrhea, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Diary medication No, that's number ten, Oh is it?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I'm just going to.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Tell you because no one's going to get it. Medication
four scabies. Scabies is number two. No one wants to
admit they've got scabies.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
What's that?
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Then?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I think you have, but I've got a weird.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Say is contagious? What is scabies?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Might are very contagious, Sam, get onto bargain here a
stock cot on his ear.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Coasts. Feel Good Breakfast, Best Show Moments Podcast. This week's
very best of Tony Street, Jason Reeves and Sam Wallas.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
We need to talk about your shoe selection criteria this morning,
and I just want to give you a bit of
background on how this has rolled in my family. So
we have a bit of friendly banter around the shoes
that my mum wears, because for the last sort of
maybe ten years, she tried to convince my sister and
I that hush puppies were really great because they were
(09:54):
so comfortable with them.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Hi, hold on your bug me for a while.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
This was prior to the bug Me and Mom say, Tony,
you should try them. The hush puppies are great.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
And so my sister and I have this running banter
with her that if you got your hush puppies, Mom,
I'm sure that the comfortable anyway, last laugh.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Is on me.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
It turns out I have always maintained that, you know,
a shoe can really elevate your outfits, and you know,
a good heel gives you the elongated leg and it
can just add that little bit of pizaz to what
you're wearing.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
The need to be anymore tho there, Well, the problem
is problems once you go forward into one of these shoes.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
And I'm talking you know the types of shoes, the cumps,
the hush puppies, the sketches, all those skitches are kind
of really cool these days. Once you try them on,
it's very hard to go back. And I made the
fatal mistake of trying them on. And now I find
myself going to Knitball to Knitble and these shoes look
(11:01):
my pants go a little bit longer. But I'm going
there going, do you know what I have to stand
on my feet for the next three hours?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I Am going to wear my comfortable shoes.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
And suddenly I'm looking at all these sixy shoes and
my wardrobe going, I just don't know if I can
do it again.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I think I think I've crossed the line. If you
retire them on the walls, I just don't care.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I've given up at forty.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I recently got a pair of those sketches of this
little slip on skitch of things you have to do
the last stuff. Even that's how lazy I am.
Speaker 9 (11:30):
The other kind.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Cloud and I and I said to myself, where have
I been? I should have been wearing these ten years ago.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
For comfort, like Life's too short? Is the greatest? Really
great on your bunions.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Now, this is something I haven't talked about on radio yet,
and I'm surprised actually because it was something really exciting
that happened for our family. And it goes back right
to February when my daughter's both auditioned for Matilda and
the musical. It's the big musical that's hitting Auckland. It's
actually just been in Parmeston, North and before that it
was in towdung Us, so it's traveling around the country
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and there are about one hundred and forty kids and
they auditioned, and we knew that it was going to
be really, really tough to get in and they kep
keep getting callbacks and callbacks, and honestly, I didn't cope
through that period and all some of they had to
learn lines and multiple songs and dialogue and it was
pretty grueling.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And it's not a kid's production. This is the real deal,
kind of a center kind of production.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah, G and T Productions and Encore are putting it
on the same company that put on Music Man, the
same company that put on lamers At up here in Auckland.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Anyway, to cut a long.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Story short, my eldest daughter, Juliet is one of the
three Matilda's which is just exciting, no for all of
us slash terrifying because she has a lot to learn
in a very short space of time. My youngest daughter,
Mackenzie also got the role one of the two roles
of Amanda Thrip who gets twirled around by her pigtails
(13:13):
by Agatha Treunchball. So you can imagine our family were
in just the state of Matilda. And the publicity started
this week and one of the things they got to
do was go on the AM show The Breakfast Show
with Melissa Changreen and Lord Lloyd Burr. Now, as a mum,
I'm thinking, WHOA, this is live TV.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
What are they going to say?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'm glad you brought that up because Sam and I
said he we watched this right and we were shocked
at the assassination. We didn't see this man. They were
shots fired and someone went down. Have a listener's unfair.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Attack, Mackenzie.
Speaker 10 (13:43):
I know that you're quite a sporty spice as well,
so it's not just theaterre. What kind of sports are
you involved in?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
Netble, hockey, tennis, rugby, swimming. I'm pretty sure that's You're a.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
Busy mum, then, Tony.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah, it's pretty busy, Juliet.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
What is mom like in the audience at these shows?
Is she kind of the emotional mom? Does she cry?
Is she the cheering from the sidelines?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Mum?
Speaker 9 (14:10):
She likes to come to like every show that we do.
She doesn't want a miss any of them. But she's
probably more of a cheering mom, not a crying man.
I think Dad would more likely be the one who
would cry.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
It's definitely fair.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Your husband, mat a beautiful man, had no defense bang
shot on live TV.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Do you know what he was there because we had
to transport them in the morning and he was nodding
his head going that is absolutely fair and true. He
is definitely that really paints me is the hardass of
the family. I promise I'm more confined the effl than
the theory and making sure the steps are right. I
didn't think you were going to say that, though, I
thought you were going to talk about the assassination.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
It wasn't just my husband. It was in the firing line.
I was too.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
I sweet it all summer, trying to learn their dance too.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
How was she to be? It was she, and it
goes she wasn't as.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Going to me. She's fair, good for her age, for.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Her age, good from my age.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I'll have you know that there are many over forty
year olds. Well, I assume there are in this production,
because there are adults obviously playing trench Ball and Miss
Honey and if we want to see it again, So
it's in the September October school Holidays in Auckland at
the Bruce Mason Center, and you can get tickets via
(15:30):
ticket Master. If you want to know specifically which shows
Juliet's playing Matilda, I can text you back and let
you know.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
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