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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Tony Jason Sam's feel Good Breakfast Can't Shut podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Today on the show, we talked about the good, the
bad and the ugly of the Olympics. You got to
hear this because it involves an happutation and.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Three strikes in you're out?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
What were those three strikes against a passenger I sat
next to on a play and.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
David Seymour has talking up a big game and if
they'd had a challenge, We thought to ourselves, if the
other politicians don't take up this challenge.
Speaker 6 (00:30):
We just might hear what he said and hear what
we might do.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Sure, a good morning, Thanks much for having us on
your radio today.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Our heart is beating out of our chests at the moment.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
We are watching at the moment the women's sevens team
in the final against Canada, and at the moment we're
only cleaning to like a two point three.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Here's the deal, gold or silver on the line, three
minutes to go. New Zealand's up fourteen to twelve. Three
minutes and we have.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
The ball we've had in the and it's well we
shouldn't be getting.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Challenged like it was all us.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We came out the gates, passed out and then we
got a yellow card. Push Woodman was sent to the
bench and we managed to stave them off with six women.
They did score on that time, and all we've got
to do now is keep the lead. But as you
know in sevens, it takes one thing against the runner
play and then that's try game over.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
And then with five seconds on the clock, so that's
two points.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Can we hear a little bit of it? Jason Man?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
How long we got this to go?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
We've got two and a half minutes.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Felix Hopem hans a week dad, but she too is
held by Canada.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Now he throw Jade, sound.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
Up, she's not going to have the speed kick on
her right hand type of state. Do you walk up?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's tired?
Speaker 7 (01:47):
The Canada defenders come down. Nat King hoops it up.
Now for head Andy again on the age of twenty two,
stafety walk up, speed.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Right, beautiful the swinling a Sason, but don't teach.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
Hold of the final.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
There we go. That's a gold medal, isn't that?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Try and level? And they still had a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
We got the conversion to come.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Loving our women's seventh scene right now, this has just happened.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Georgia Bellis, it's stuff better, kicking it at the touch
and your Zeilans go black to black gold medal again.
They're supreme seven side when's goals. They beat Canada nineteen
twelve too good in Tokyo, perfect in Paris, New Zealand
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win gold. They're first of these Olympic Games.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
It's all a great start on Wednesday, so.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Exciting, and you know what, it wasn't easy. There was
quite a lot of drama in that game. There was
a card and a yellow card in sevens meets you
down to six players in the field's pretty big, so
we were down.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
To try at one point the final. Yes, it was
a wonderful.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
We're on the ward. We've got a middle add gold.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I mean that's how you want to start, right.
The gold caives never a doubt. I'm sure. I'm sure
there'll be another gold and another sports.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It took the ladies to get us off the doughnut,
didn't they.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, it probably makes it feel even worse for the port. Mean,
sevens of its hard when it's our national game, you.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Know, Yeah, yeah, So that's a great start. It is
our first. It's a gold.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Go unpack some of the other things that's been happening
in the Olympics a little later on today too, including
a massive upset for the Olympics themselves.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Olympians themselves.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, the triathlon. Yeah, what a disaster. It's been to late.
Have you got home last night like I did from
nit Ball, so excited to watch the triathlon and then
found out it wasn't happening. These now talked that it
could be a jew athlon because of the water water
debarcleco Just sorry, just to edit that, Jason.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I was literally just in the south of France.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Why are they trying to hi hold it in the
center of Paris when they've got the south of France
with the most beautiful water in.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The We have ships surfing to Tahiti. They could have
planned this better.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah, let's talk more about it soon.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We're just celebrating the black Ferns gold medal at the
Olympics and Sarah Hidney has just come on and spoken
and she's bleeding from everywhere. That batted and.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Bruised looks like a broken nose.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Porscha Woodman's Swan song that's for her for New Zealand rugby.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Is that the infacida Hiddeney as well.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
She hasn't come out I don't think officially in saidive,
but I mean we didn't actually think she was going
to make these Olympics. I'm so proud of them. We
were just commenting how what a force they are since
we had the World Cup here in New Zealand and
they kind of just they're just the model athlete for
New Zealand and now they've gone and just done this
and they speak so well. Everyone loves them.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, open rhetoric as opposed to some of the male
teens which are.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Trained in me and Clich's so lovely. Yeah right.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
We were talking the other day about you know when
you go to the petrol station four court, because something's
happened to me. It's a long story apparently, and another
plate's been used for a drive off at a petrol
station four court.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Where's that at by the way, all cleared up?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
No, I have to wait. Basically, I'm going to wait
to see they said they're going to send a letter.
No yet so nothing it. So it's going to wait.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Wait to keep yourself in limbo feeling like a criminal.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Even politicians sometimes feel they need to pinch things.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
It's okay, do you know what I'm going to do.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm just going to update your Wikipedia page and put
penning criminal.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I'm not a criminal. Don't do that.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
But anyway, talking about the fact, how you do things
at the petrol station, because like a lot of people
use the app, you know, they don't have to get
out of their car. They just use the Apple and
drive off. Now that feels weird to me. I have
to go into the counter, I have to go into the.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Count I get so flustered. Like we've got a new
petrol station just not far from us in Divenport where
there's no one there, right, so it's just the pump,
and every time I go to it, I get so
flustered because you mean to prepay for the tank gas,
but it never kind of works. So I'm a I'm
a pay inside person too. I'm ashamed to say I
don't think I've learned how to work the preplay.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I used to be a walk inside kind of guy.
Then they're a board an electric car and I don't
walk in any service stations. They just go home and
plug it in, well, you can just get out of it.
I don't know that puts me in in a hated category,
just the flips, drone flyers and electric car.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
So what sort of let's break this down, what sort
of person are you?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Do you go inside or you happy to stay in
the car and do it from the car, because I reckon,
there are two different types of people at the moment.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, I knew. I knew that I was getting old
when our boss who's in his sixties is not going
in anymore, so he's here to me.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
My wife doesn't.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
She'll literally do it from the car and then like
the only time you get out is to push the pump.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And then I reckon, that's what your wife did last time.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
And now you're bere in the front of it work now,
So what about you do you see physically going Is
it a dying art now going into the pitture station?
Or you happy to stay in the car. What do
you let us know when you go to a picture station?
Do you walk inside or are you happy just to
pay the pump or maybe even stand in the car
and use the app?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Every time I walk inside? I used to to two reasons.
One don't know how to do the app, don't know
how to prepay too, just want to just want to
look around.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Cheeky funny you say that because you're saying the same thing.
You go in, But what's your reason?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Look, I've got to go in and get a coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I mean who goes to a PicTel station doesn't
do an add on?
Speaker 9 (07:14):
I know, right, I'm actually driving in there now.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
With our convenience stores, that's the trap, the way, you know,
with your picture purchases, you know, as an electric car,
I don't have to go there, so I don't get
lured into the extra purchase.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Electric cars can park up on the forecourt and plug
in a lot of them. Those now you could wander in,
but if you've got a home charge, you.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Don't really need to trigging myself at the front of
the picture station. It's like magazine, chocolate bar, chewing gum.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Dollars, petrol? Please, what's your all today? What are you
going to go with today?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
You're missing out? Sam, definitely a caramel large.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Oh that sounds nice.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
And do you need fuel or not? I mean for
the vehicle, not you.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Actually I'm following my husband. He's the one getting picture.
I'm just giving the coffee.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I love it you start of the morning and thank
you very much, have a really nice day. Thanks for that.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Also on the text on two six ninety nine, half
our vehicles we fill up at BP using the app,
so we never go inside the work vehicles. We'll go
to White torm More and fill up there as well.
So using white Wormore self service card.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Obviously isn't why as why tal More of the service
station in White talm More, because I'm.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Pretty sure neither everywhere there used to be.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I think the reason I say this is there is
a petfrol station in White tour More and my dad
is just driven from Tartanuki to Auckland and he's like,
that's where I always stock. I got the cheapest petful
in the country.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
They have the best ad around way up inland.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Here in south you'll hear it a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
When you jump on a flight and along flight at
that from Dubai to Auckland seventeen hours or three kids,
you know that the people that are around you are
a part of a very small little community that will
be spending a lot of time together, intimate time you Effectively,
you will sleep together on a plane.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's weird like that.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
So when you get on a plane, you look around,
you start to judge people, and you want to like
them and you want them on your side, especially when
you've got three, three young kids.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I don't think anyone's judging anyone more than you with
the three kids under fire.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
As you walk down the plane, you literally see everyone's face.
They're like, please not me, Please don't sit by me.
And you walk past me and see the relief in
their faces and you keep walking. And then we sat
behind a lady and as I sat down, her seat
reclined straight away, straight away.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Early recliners, I reckon. It's almost like a message signaling
I'm taking the power here.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
That's it, and I might have a strategy on this.
I'll forgive you for a couple of things, but three
strikes and you're out. And that was the first part
of the strike. So she got told to put her
seat back up for takeoff, and she did pre takeoff
and marketed territory straight away as soon as the seatbelt
sign came off.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Before it even the seat was reclined again.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Now I'm sitting on my laptop with three kids, and
I'm like, come on, man, I can't even I can't
even edit my next social video.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Influencer. Here.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
The next problem her kindle.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
So she was reading off a when a kindle had
gone flat, so she needed to charge, so she asked
the hostess for some help, and I said, you know,
I tell you what. I've got the adapter. And I
tried to give her the adapter so she could plug
a kindle into. That didn't work, so I gave her
my battery pack so she could charge.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
You can very cold.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I'm just trying to win her back. At this point.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
It turns out she had the wrong plug for the kindle. Shit,
it wasn't a you know, she had had a USB
C and it was like those weird little rounded ones.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Do you just give me the demos of this woman
like age, she's probably about fifty fifty five partner kids,
What was the deal?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
No, she was traveling solo. Mary that I looked at
her ring. Yeah, he didn't seem to be there though,
well she you don't know. I'm sorry. Yeah four hashtag.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
And then that kept proceeding so we couldn't get her
kindle started, and the third nail in the coffin for
me because I was really starting to hate her at
this point.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
As the meals came out. She got a meal about
half an hour before.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
One asked why because she had allergies.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Of course she did gluten free. Yep, you know what,
you know what they say, gluten free all about me.
That was a third strikes.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Lots of people say that, Jason, and I thought, you're
not gluten free, You're not goodened intolerant, You're just one
of those people that think you are.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
No joke's on her though, not getting the carbs.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Well, it's true.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah, she didn't enjoy your meal, she couldn't read your kindle,
and she had to suffer my kids for seventeen hours.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Who was The.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Coasts Feel Good Breakfast catch up podcast with Tony Street,
Jason Reeves and Sam Wallace.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
We need to talk about riching rest faced, and you
know I had to be careful there because resting be
arch face is a thing.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
I got one.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
If you don't know about that, it's what what does
your face do?
Speaker 10 (11:50):
It?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Neutral? You know, when no one's looking at you and
you're just looking on at a situation, do you look
like your face is screwed up like an angry cow?
Do you look like you're happy just naturally, or do
you look pensive like you're about to cry? Like what
is your.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Vibinening on the day?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
But I caught myself in and I was walking along
the street and I saw myself in a car window
and I was like, that's my resting face.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
I look like I was in a bad mood and
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
You know, while I was away, someone took a picture
of me while I was sleeping and I looked about
fifty nine.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Was that the lady in the plane? Four strikes? So
it's really important to think about what your face is
because some people just naturally have it. And I've said
this to my sister our whole lives. She's got the
resting bee fact that she does, and it actually makes
you look like you're grumpy, and people all often say
to you, are you okay? You know, it looks like
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you're upset, versus the person who's got the resting smiley face,
which is me. Generally, my face looks like I'm happy,
and that almost makes people think, are you mocking me?
This is a sad situation.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Just smiling for the reason you look stupid?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, like you smug.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
And you just look stupid this.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm not meant to be smiling anyway. What about whether
it's an indicator of your wealth rich face? So what
it is is if you've got the resting angry face,
apparently it's people assume, whether it's true or not, people
assume that you're hard up. And if you've got a resting,
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slight smile or positive face, people think you're more wealthy.
That is how they perceive you. There is no correlation
to whether you're ritual poor, but it's the perception of
other people. So Jose, when people were looking at you
with sympathetic eyes, they not only thought you were angry,
they also thought you would do it poor. I really
(13:47):
need to change my face because there is no way
I'm falling into the latter category.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Will we be able to see the sky clearly tonight
with a man, Sam?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
No, No, unless you're on the West coast. West's best.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Okay, because they're saying too speak to hecular media showers.
They're shoot across New Zealand tonight.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Jace, we won't be outside tonight. Don't even worry. We've
got the triathlon, okay, six six o'clock the women eight
an asteroid show.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
What time is that happening?
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Keeping up the sky tonight?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You guys watch it asteroid Showers. I'm going to be
watching the Golden Shower of Meddles. Speaking of sports, Oh
my gosh, I'm scrolling through the gram last night when
the triathlon wasn't on because it got postpones so annoying,
and I stumbled across old mate David Seymour and I thought,
(14:35):
what's he going on about? Because it looked like quite
a dramatic reel that he had posted. So Hi, I
played it and this is what he said.
Speaker 11 (14:45):
Chris Luxon, Chris Hipkins, Chloe Swarbrick, Debbie and Ada Pecker.
But I would he waited to Tea Winston Peters and
the spirit of Higher, Stronger, Faster and becking our team
in Paris. I challenge you to something you'll be relieved
to know involved sitting down a two hundred meters sprints
on the ERG and the Parliamentary Gym. Whoever wins with
(15:06):
the best time gets to automatically win the next election.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Right wow, I'm just gonna say it right now. I
think I would beat David Seymore in two hundred meters
on the UK even me as a the.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
World is a great competition. Do you think, Okay, here's
a wager. If you don't meet him, he beats you,
then you have to vote for him.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, that's not going to happen.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
That's the wager.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Remind people, what is the machine.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's the rowing machine, the static rowing machine machine. Now Sam,
Sam's holding back here, but what he really wants to
tell you. I'll tell you is that he once did
this against an Olympian live on breakfast television and beat
the Olympian.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, Peter Taylor fresh off was it fresh off the
Cornwealth or the Olympic Games? And I took him down
and he couldn't believe it. And this is the thing,
you know, David Seamo has come up to this big challenge.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Of two hundred shortest no one.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Talking on David Seymour. He knows his audience. He's all
Winston Peters, hes A, Christopher Kson. He's one of these
politicians who I mean that their job is not to
be an athletic.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Who's the most athletic out of that Lotmour? He really athletic.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
He's picked the easiest competitors in the whole world.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Eh, you know, what I mean, like when he Peters,
he's smashing back, Darries left, Friday's here her, he's no competition.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Chloe Swarbrook, she's smoking the reef you don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Called the green.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I reckon, Jason, I reckon, you'd beat him on the
ug too.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Hang on, you know what, I'll take the backhead and
slept across the place.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Compliment he's if he's I don't think we've ever interviewed
David Seymour on this program, but if he's ever passing by,
I think we should just get an urg from somewhere
and just put him back in his box.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I've got an I'll bring it in true.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
You know what's gonna happen, though, I was gonna take
up challenge next week to see my swings and his
cheers is okay?
Speaker 6 (17:00):
One hundred of corridor walk.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Hello exciting?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Exciting?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And it had been on a cruise boat.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No, yes, just a short one though way the real
loved one called the Disney Cooks.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I formed around the actual love boat when I was
here at the park in the Harbor of New Zealand,
but actually didn't go anywhere I did.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I really say mine was a cruise We literally read
out just off off Auckland and then came back. We
didn't go anywhere, No, you didn't.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
You didn't do any destinations. We did when when I
was on my trip over in Europe. We started in Athens,
went through the Greek Islands and up through Turkey and
ended up in a couple of ports through Italy and
ended up in the south of France.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
It was amazing lot of time.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
It was wonderful.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
We're on a boat called the Viva Norwegian, which has
a three story go kart track.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I saw that on your Instagram.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
It's quite a boat, three and a half thousand passengers,
one and a half thousand staff. But I made some
observations about people on cruise boats, and there's a particular
type groups of people. I'll go through them for you
have made a list.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I hope you're putting yourself in one of these, kid.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
The last one the white walkers.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
They are people with white shoes and brain new, brand
new training gear that have never trained in their entire life,
but they set out every morning to walk around the
outside of the cruise boat for exercise. They do laps
around the outside of it.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
That's good, Yeah, did you ever do that?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Absolutely, no, it's too hungover.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Over.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
The last category, the second group of people, the raisins,
focusing on sunbathing the entire time on the boat and
don't do excursions onto shore.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
They just sit there by the pool.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I reckon I could fall into their gate agree if
I went on.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
And they have skin that resembles a worn, worn leather sofa.
The Kingston Flyers, the smokers that all know each other
and have developed lifelong bonds.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
So you pretend you're in a their group mates.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I met a few of them.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
So are you're allowed to smoke on cruise ships?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
They were all complaining about the fact that on other
cruise boats, who was a really nice area to smoke
and they could excess drinks loot and this particular smoking
lunge had been relegated to the back of the boat
in a very small corners.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Two of the smokers with the vapors in that area too.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
No, they didn't see any vapors actually, and.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
You would have hunted them down.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
So I was looking for them all over the place.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Duty free shoppers at nine am, shopping with a full
glass of wine. You know, Oh, the room that as
a special type of person and the multi cruisers they
have done so many cruises. What they do is they
get their door of their cabin and they decorate it
with tickets and photos from past cruises.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That's what Disney people did. They were like Mickey mouses
all over the door and it identifies their door too,
so they know which cabin to go back to after
a few cocktails.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
And I tell you what think you get lost on
the boat because you never know which way is port
and which ways star.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
But so the amount of times I walked down the
wrong side of the ship and then had to walk
another three hundred meters to the front of the boat.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Yea, so long because some people are doing that day're
like selling up their houses then just cruise for the
rest of their lives.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
No, there were people that that did our ten day
cruise and they had another two cruises after that on
the same boat, so they just live on it for
a month. Wow. Yeah, And this is the one we
are parents that they're wondering why they bought their kids
on the cruise orders is shouting at your kids and
scenic locations on a cruise boat wonderful. Cruise boats are
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wonderful I highly recommended if I hadn't to make one
suggestion for the even Norwegian, and I'm a motorsport guy.
The go kart track was a little bit of a gimmick,
but to track on the ship, yeah, too safe and
needed to go fast. And I would substitute the go
kart track for a bigger pool because the pool was
quite small.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Put that in a letter. They'd love to see that.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'll put it in the review.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Vapor at the back.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Well, it's a Wednesdays.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
We're chatting with Jess Travers, a private wealth of from Milford,
to discuss retirement.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
She's here to answer a couple of questions.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
But remember this is only information to help you understand more,
not financial advice. So just last time we talked about
investing opportunities alongside key we Saver. When's the best time
to start investing?
Speaker 10 (21:13):
Now? Though?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Now?
Speaker 12 (21:14):
Or if you haven't already started, the best time to
start is today.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Okay, So you've got your Kei Wei savor and maybe
you've got a mortgage that's me. How do I then
start investing on top of that? Aren't we supposed to
just pay down and we'll go as quick as we
can or is.
Speaker 12 (21:29):
It not that you can do it really depends on
what your mortgage rate is. Right, the cost of that
mortgage and what interest rate you've managed to lock in
probably means you want to get it down as quick
as you can. But if you can get an investment
alongside that that could be earning more than what your
mortgage rate is, then that could be a nice strategy.
But remembering that there's risks with that. But ideally how
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low debt approach is really prudent when it comes to investing,
How much do.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
You need to invest on the side, what would be
a minimum amount?
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Not much at all?
Speaker 12 (21:59):
Say and invest as much as you can, but anything
is better than nothing. You can start with a managed
fund from as little as thousand dollars well, and you
can drip feed into it, which is fantastic. Automation is
a great way to save and invest. And by drip
feeding in you're getting the benefit of investing through dips
and falls in the market, so you're getting the benefit
of buying chares or investments for cheaper.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
When's a good time to do it.
Speaker 12 (22:21):
A lot of people think that the best time to
start is when markets are doing well or they're nice
and calm, but actually it could be the opposite. You know,
good time to invest is when things could be rockier
or down. But if you're ready to start, start, don't
put it off because actually picking a dip or a
fall in the market is notoriously hard. Even professional investors
struggle to pack the dips really well. So if you're
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ready to start, start, and the key is you're going
to get the benefit of long term compounding growth and
that is one of the most important concepts when it
comes to investing. That's what supercharges your savings and investments.
It's the growth on the growth over time.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So why do people have these separate accounts on top
of their care we save it? Is it so that
they can make extra money with the higher risk to
then pay off things like their mortgage.
Speaker 12 (23:07):
Absolutely or emergency needs. So we're all probably going to
have some unexpected costs or an emergency in our lifetime
and being able to have an investment that you can
access quickly is a fantastic way to be prepared for that.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
What are the stats on your money being in a
fund versus in the bank in terms of how much
Yes on what is better for you?
Speaker 12 (23:27):
Oh, what goes without saying shoe markets have delivered a
much better return than cash on the bank over time.
It's not even a two horse race. You know, the
US sho markets delivered probably just under ten percent per
annum over the last twenty years, where you think probably
the average infrast interest rate in New Zealand has probably
been around three.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It's a no brainer.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
See, this is why we want to check to these guys.
They know what they're talking about. Milford Asset dot com.
As we need to go to this as.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Christ we need to talk about the good, the bad
and the ugly of the Olympics. And I'm going to
throw in the outstanding category today and that is our
black fur and sevens yes past queens. I love it
in terms of good things that I have noted this
overnight because that's every day I do this. And that
was the really cute gender reveal at the Olympic pool arena.
(24:13):
So Ryan Murphy, he's a US swimmer, got onto the
podium one goals but also winning it life when his
family held up the sign to tell him he was
having a baby girl.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Reveal. I thought it was like one of the swimmers
from Cutch.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
You get surprise now I.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Don't know what kennbry I would have put that one in.
So thank you Sam the bad Did you hear this scandal, Jason?
You brought this to my attention out of the Brazilian team.
So there was a couple, both Olympians, it happens, both
of the same ilk, and it was a very strict
rule that they were not allowed to leave the Olympic
(24:54):
village and stay outside of it. So what they've done
is Anna Carolina Viea has snuck out of the villa
to go and see her boyfriend and they've caught them,
and they've said, you've broken the Olympic rule. The boyfriend
has said, I'm so sorry, this was a terrible lapse
of judgment. She has gone fear all blasted them and
they've sent her packing home. Before she was only halfway
(25:15):
through a swimming regime.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Why does she have to go see her boyfriend? You know,
I get it, humans for humans, but at the same time,
it's an Olympic games.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Just focused, but.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Also fall on your sword when you get caught. Because
if she had, I feel like she'd still be there.
So her boyfriend's day.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
He's also Olympic swimming. He's out of state. She's not.
I thought that was with.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Outraging anyway, She's been doing video blogs from the airport
on her way home, saying she's been mistreated and they've
left her with only the show she's wearing to pack home.
She's sewing them. It's got very, very ugly. My favorite
story overnight, though, and this is the ugly for obvious reasons,
is the amputation. So a guy called Matt Dawson, an Australian.
(25:53):
He's only thirty, and that gives you a bit of context.
He's decided so two weeks ago he badly in his finger.
He's a hockey player, badly injured his ring finger in
a practice game, so bad that they said, you need
surgery and this is going to put you out of
the Olympics. It's going to take weeks to recover. So
what did he decide to do to fix the situation
(26:14):
and still get to the Olympics. He's locked off half
of his finger. He's amputated his ring finger, half of
it so that he can still go to the Olympics
and compete.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I'm still confused.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
You know that's too far.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I understand it's hard to play for bash finger but
it must be quite hard to play with it half amputated.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's only the ring finger, so the grip strength is
not there. His wife apparently warned him against any rash decision,
but he's done it anyway. The Australian team got silver
and Tokyo, so he's desperate to get gold. They've got
the first match this weekend. And this is the quote
that really spoke to me. As a coach myself that
is going to a netble tournament today, I'm going to
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use this as ammunition.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
He said, you should imply this role for you your
other twelve netble team.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Well, I'm thinking of it. He said. He views the
sacrifice as part of the commitment required to pursue whose
Olympic dream. So today, if anyone hurts their finger, On'm
going say, what are you going to sacrifice? What are
you going to?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
His finger and his marriage are good? Jesus on coast.
That is outrageous. Wow, Okay, here we go the middle.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Now the wife does to imagine her sitting in the crowd,
did this for four bron All the dice who's playing today.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Dodging this like the artful dodger chases.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
God's know, that you need a week off. You're all
at c.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
On.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Wait do you worn to Philippin?
Speaker 9 (27:38):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I say that as a joke because.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I were at the gym together yesterday and I thought, God,
I must have put on some weight. But my scales
were broken at home and I went on the scales.
I think I'm the first person in history that's done
a cruise with an unlimited buffet and lost to KG.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Wow, I can't stand you.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's also I'm no longer friends with him.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
It's not fair.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Cool Now, I wait one hundred double oh four coastaphone
number if you call the teenage to play the Chases
and you could win six hundred bucks cash.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
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Speaker 9 (28:20):
Hi, my name's Becks. I'm from Dunedin where it's been
hailing one morning. I would love to beat Jose today
and if I win the money, I think i'll probably,
I don't know, maybe go out for tea.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It would be lovely, very nice places rounds an ending
here for nice oh that hail. It's gross. My parents
drove through to Coofutta yesterday and Dad reckons and he's
a hardcore farmer. He's never driven in such bad conditions.
Had to pull over.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
I can see.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
So nice something at Saint Clear Beach for you this morning, Becks.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
It's absolutely freezing.
Speaker 10 (28:51):
Yeah, pretty bad here.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I do need to go out for a meal though,
and I feel like six hundred dollars would be a
pretty nice slap up dinner. I used to have to
get past jas. We're going to send them out of
the room now. Sammy and I have had a crack
at this quiz. We think it's a past three, part three.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
It's a past three for sure.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
A four out of five could win it for you today.
So I mean, it's just not hard, is it? Four
out of five? No? O thood on by our black
ferns winning gold at the Olympic Games this morning. We'd
love to see you win this, Becks, So all the best?
Are you ready to roll?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
I am?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Good luck? Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
What IS's favorite treat?
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Honey?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
How many faces does a cylinder have?
Speaker 8 (29:36):
One?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
How many strings does a viola have?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Five.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Know.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
The Black Ferns have won what medal at the Olympics
this morning?
Speaker 10 (29:45):
A goal?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yes, Bolivia is in which continents South America?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yes, it's a solid three out of five. The cylinder
question got me too? What even is that? When we
tell can we tell you the answer? You'll kick yourself.
But it's a bit of a trick question, and I
reckon Jace will be equally perplexed, hopefully, So let's bring
it back in. Okay, daddy Oh, you're chasing a three
(30:09):
out of five solid three too? Because I reckon question
five could potentially I reckon this is interesting. We've got
a game piece.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I think this really does come down to question two
and question three?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yep, okay, and potentially Christian five.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Okay, Jase, you need to get three out of five
to catch becks and to defend the six hundred dollars.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
What is Winnie the Pooh's favorite treat?
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Honey?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
How many faces does a cylinder have?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Four? No?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
How many strings does a viola have?
Speaker 8 (30:49):
Four?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yes, but you've got that one. The Black fans have
won what medal at the Olympics this morning?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Gold? The Woman's isn't it.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
It trick question, A, would you have got actually one
better than becks? Because I reckon this one could go
either way for you. Jas this question.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Bolivia is in which continents Bolivia Europe? No, I would
have been, Oh.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Wow, I've got your becks.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Oh, thank you very much for playing. That means we
played out for tomorrow seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It must rip people when they play us and get
the same with us. A, you have to actually be
one better than us. That's the game, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Because we need that because we're a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Stupid and we have to play every day.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Okay, travel disasters, it's happened to the best of us.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
I mean one of the first things that comes to mind,
Street is your trip to Canada where everyone was both ends.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, both my dad and I were hospitalized as and
he his feint, which we all thought was a heart attack,
grinded a plane to a halt to take off. Not
not the funnest time for my mum's sixtieth birthday. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Now it might have been a coincidence, but there was
a point in Dubai where a man breathes menthol in
my face at a market and to explain how refreshing
it was. And then the next day I woke up
with double pinkie. Now I could have just been a
dirty pillow and a double conjunctivitis, but either way, I
started my European holiday with weepy eyes and good for
the grand Nah, it didn't look great at all. But
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there was a few other instances along the way. We
got a little bit of COVID, a double case of COVID.
My parents came down with it, and then my sister
got it. It was a mild case, so they recovered
quite nicely.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yeah, so there's no.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Hospitalization that, it's no having to go to the bathroom
in the middle of snow. No.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
So that's what we wanted to talk about today is
the those these horrible disasters went on holiday.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Jason, have you ever had a holiday disaster?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Yeah? I have, actually a couple of times.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Actually, I was saying before that the woman who kicked
the tone off on a rock and Thailand, that was
my wife, Louise Rock and came off with you We're
to talk to little medical center in the middle of
it was the lost tone. Now though it was just
hanging on to ID and it looked horrific anyway, but
then we're in balley.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
We we say this very nice. It wasn't squirre it.
Don't say that. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 10 (33:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You know. No.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
There was this massive downpour during the night and there
was a little swiping poll outside our villa and that
started rising up and flooding, and we didn't realize until
our lamp and our room started flicking on and off
and what had happened. Our attire floor started flooding and
it started tripping the lamp, so we couldn't walk in
the water because obviously clearly it was electric in the
electricity in as well. Had to make a quick phone
call and then had to come out. And it was
so flooded that these people here that they cut the
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power to the room, and they had sticks and they're
banging the sticks in the water because next to us
was a rice field and they thinking that snakes might.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Be in the water.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
We had to grab our bags, carry our bags and
walk through the flooded resort upstairs get out of the
flooded water, and they had to empty out our pool.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
And everything else.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
It was the first time in human history that playing
the floor is love became a skill loking.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
That training paid off.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
So what your travel disaster, Oh eight hundred double O
four coast South Phoner. We'd love to hear the story
or flick the text to two six nine nine Feeling
really good this morning because just over two hours ago
this happens Georgia Bellis.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
It's stuff better picking it out to touch and your
Zeilan's go black to black gold men again they're supreme
seven side When's goals?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
New Beauty Pig Canada.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Nineteen twelve, too good in Tokyo, perfect in Paris, New
Zealand one gold. They're first stop these Olympic Games.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I love man, we're so heavy.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Indeed, and I tell you what. Our family was a
gold medal winners and travel disasters. Recently on our trip away,
we had.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
A double case of COVID, a double case of conjunctivitis
and they were in both of my eyes. I lost
a charge I forgot to bring a charge of for
my computer, had to buy a new one two hundred
and fifty.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Euros to replace itself a few hours away, and we
missed the train.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Had to get the whole family of eleven people tickets
to replace those train tickets and that was a small
fortune as well.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Did you miss the flight as well?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Was it just the train, just the train, that could
have been worse you Well, still that it's pretty bad.
What happened to you with your travel disaster?
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Well, well, right, a pretty minor after all yours. And
I thought I might like to join Sam's family. Maybe
not now, but look I did know how many times
in New Zealand I've been wanting to get into christ
Church twice now, circled being delayed for two hours out
of Auckland depart fly down. Then they say, oh fog
(35:37):
and christ churchs we're going to circle. The first time
was an hour and a half we circled over Nelson
and then they said no, we're coming back. As we
came back to Walkland. That was the whole day lost.
And then two and a half weeks later the same
thing happened. Then going to in Chicago. No, why would
you go to Chicago.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
It's a beautiful place.
Speaker 10 (35:56):
Get into christ Church? And then the league to in
Icago's cancel because the need an airport's closed and there's
no alternative airport.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
After I'm starting to think it's you no something happened
yesterday too.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
A plane load left from Utan to go to Raratonga
and they tried to land twice and Raratana couldn't do it,
so they.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
Flew all the way back to Awkword. What was the
weather bet Yeah, cross ones.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Oh that's terrifying.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Return to home things weird, doesn't I agree?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
After that?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Well, how many times do you try and land run
out of fuel twice?
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Apparently?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Do you know that?
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Historically when in New Zealand was called Teal and they
took seaplanes up to Pacific islands, they could just land
anywhere because they had seaplanes as opposed. So maybe down
to seaplane the seaplanes. What happened on you on your travels?
Speaker 8 (36:40):
Yeah? Yeah, moment was just a toilet thing, so I
wasn't anything major.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
But I was in.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Craft and I was catching a train to Berlin, the
main station there, and I was bunting to go to
the toilet. I shouldn't be about twenty minutes hunting around
the entire station looking for this toilet. There wasn't well posted,
and the language barrier obviously was there, but I eventually
found it. It was on the outside of the station
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and I got there and then there was this little
woman there with a hand out, wanting money to let
me get into the toilet. And by this time I
was bucking, I was doing the jitterbug, and I was
squirming and everything she could see I was desperate, so
she just let me in for free.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
So honestly, not being a fighter toilet when you've got
to go is one of the world's worst feelings.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Isn't any where in the world have their feeling? It's
all for one more? Quickly, Hello Helen, good morning team,
how are we really good? Thank you.
Speaker 9 (37:38):
So I was on my honeymoon. I was only nineteen
years old, and first time abroad, over in Greece because
I was living in the UK, and I saw this
speedboat pulling you know, doughnut rings behind it. I thought
he looks so much fun, and I thought I heard
was laughed. I thought, oh, we must do that. And
I was lighter than I am now, and so I
went on this don't ring and I was lighter that
(38:00):
I am. I was a slid and it became a
white knuckle ride because I kept summer sorting off backwards.
And then my life jacket was too big for me.
So as my life jacket popped up over my head.
My bikini bottoms came down in that lovely clear blue water.
Lovely gentlemen tried to come to help me, and I.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
Was like, no, no, away from me the worship of
your life. But the other URISTLI that was great, this
woman the actually Helen.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm going to make you feel better by reading this text.
To finish, I was in Egypt and you not to
drink the water. However, I had a salad with my steak.
I was crooked for two days and sitting on the
toilet stark is in my room, legs up against the wall,
arms resting on knees, feeling really sad for myself, and
three cleanness walked in and saw me in all my glory?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Are you in?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Friends? We need to talk about how helpful our friends are.
Now we're talking expert friends, because you know you friends
had many different qualities. Some friends make you laugh. Some
friends it's a really good for emotional support. Some friends
are good to have a gossip with. Okay, all very
(39:05):
great qualities, but what are they practically good at? Like
in your time of need, when you know, let's say
you got your conjunct dividers, I'm sorry to bring it
up again. Which friend are you calling? Which doctor friend
of yours or nurse friend to say what shall I
do about my Conjunctie?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah, I have. I'm very low on the doctor nurse
scale with my friends.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I've got a nurse. I've actually just been messaging this
morning and she is so helpful. Thank you, Michelle.
Speaker 6 (39:32):
Racial clear up, no time, don't And I've got a lot.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Of issues, so I can avoid appointments by just tapping
in with her first.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Nice.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
I think with my dad.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
So my dad's a plaster right, so he's moved in
the building trade for years. I think building right, I
can ask dad.
Speaker 10 (39:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
And we've got some of the some wonderful neighbors around
us too. One of them is a building one of
them is an electrician, so that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I'm quite I like having a farmer as a dad too,
because you know what a farmer's like, jack of all.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Track everything, a landscape. One of my free is Adrian,
and he's a landscaper.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
So that's good.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
It doesn't count when he charges.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
He charges me, he says it's discounted, you know.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
He says, I'll discount you the text and then he
wants cash, you know, like, so what do you think.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
His name?
Speaker 8 (40:15):
Again?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
What do you think the best would be? I think
medcle would be quite up there. I've also got a
lawyer friends.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Lawyer friend.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
And an accountant friend.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Yeah they're not great to sit next to.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
But for you hammer your accountant here and that's definitely
not your friend. So I feel sorry.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
You're one of my best mates. Of the mechanic and
that is so handy.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
He come around and roll up the sleep he hands.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Done on the carry an old kings would olden kings
would wouldn't start, and he goes, have you got a hammer?
So took your hammer and he bangs some part of
the engine and the things started. I don't know what
he did or how he did loosened up the tap it?
Speaker 1 (40:56):
What about what about the friend that's a chef or
a baker? And I'm starting to think your best mate
Adrian's got all the skills because he cooked for us
all on your stair dupe.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah he's one and it was so good.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
So I'm starting to think that we're actually the weak
links in our friendship. What are we providing?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
We see their weddings, but they're all married now.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
So yeah, so they have no longer has.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
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Speaker 3 (41:31):
Catch more from Tony Street, Jason Reeves, and Sam Wallis.
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Listen five till nine weekday mornings on COASTFM, or check
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