We Read Marjorie Taylor Green's Book

Sophie reads Marjorie Taylor Green's book to Jamie and Robert.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Also media.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh, welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast where
we are recording a bonus kind of an emergency episode,
not for now, but for whenever we have an emergency
and to come in as our pinch hitter and uh
and really just get some get some shit recorded, just

(00:25):
some absolute garbage. Jamie Loftus, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Thank you? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yes, when you think I need some absolute garbage on.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Last today, I need some classic crash right.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Like, who's definitely around? Who can slap some shit onto
the we are?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We're being sloppy today. I'm about to go out deer hunting,
which should be obvious by my clothing. You're in a
different kind of camo, Jamie.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm probably gonna go to a bar and eat a
hot dog after this.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
So this is another kind of cameo of that, the
camo of that.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You are also planning to shoot something.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
But yeah, I've never I know you know this, but
I've never shot anything.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, that's fair, that's fair. I mean yeah, because it
was an axe in Grand Rapids, right.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
It was? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Can I tell you something about Grand Rapets really quick? Well,
two things first, I.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Forget finally getting into confession, folks, this is a big thing.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Innocent.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I went on a podcast recently and like the topic
of Grand Rapids kept coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
And I literally but they like, I was almost certain.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I was like, they wouldn't know if I made a
weird comment about Grand Rapids, they would just be confused.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
But there was a pit in my stomach, like I
should say something, I should say I'm innocent. The real
thing was, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
In Pittsburgh over the summer because Pittsburgh rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Do you like.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Pittsburgh I've never been.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Actually, I think you'd love it.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's really really I've heard only good things.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
It rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
And I was talking to the hot Dog King of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
And that seems like a town where there's competition for
the title.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yes, I mean he's like a generational hot dog king
and he's the he's like the mister Rogers of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
In Pittsburgh, in Detroit would be like the hot dog
cities that would be most impressed if someone was the
king of Like if somebody's like, I'm the hot dog
King of Portland, I'm like, well, who gives a fuck?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well there is one though, there's there's just one of
the free town. But yeah, no, Pittsburgh. It's this guy
named Rick Seabeck who rocks. He makes like these really
really cool PBS documentaries. So he was on stage with me.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
We were doing a talk back. He's like easily I think.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Forty years older than me maybe, and he in conversation
dropped in grand Rapids and I was like, that's weird.
I kept talking, and then he was like, do you
have anything you want to tell me about Grand raphids?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Because he listens.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
To our massive and unprecedented penetration of every demographic has
finally come back to bite us in the ass.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
You got the hot dog King, You got the hot
dog King of Pittsburgh. You're unfucking stoppable. Yeah, and then
he tried to corner me into confessing into murder in
front of a crowd full of people who allegedly liked me.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
A lot of I just care about justice, Jamie, A
lot of people just care about justice.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
No, they just want to see a woman hung out
to dry innocent.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
This has been a good bit. I was going to
open us with a bit about pedophiles, but this is
a lot more fun.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I mean, yeah, we can you know, we could always
go back to that.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's been kind of a pedophile dense year for Behind
the Bastards Jamie Oka mean to, but we've really wound
up hitting them a lot speaking of people who aren't
pedophiles in a way I can prove today we're going
to be reading Marjorie Taylor Green's book.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh my god, there is an entire action about pedophiles
in this book.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
FYI, I knew it would be relevant. It always somehow?
Is it always? Somehow? Is Wait?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
So, Sophie, you have a signed copy of this book. Sure?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Why don't you tell him that story? Sophie, how did
you get a signed a fucking copy of Marjorie Taylor
Green's book?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I will say just to say, I don't know listeners
if you if you don't listen to our other podcast, Kidaphne,
you don't know that. Robert Garrison and I went to
the r n C and it.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Was weird, not for work, just as fans, right.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Just just for the vibes. Yeah, And on a day
where I was trying to get us access to things
after I just been invited to buy the Heritage Foundation
people to their social hour party that I got Robert into,

(04:57):
which was fun.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Garrison and I walk down a little bit to where
Marjorie Taylor Green what's doing a book setting for her
new book MTG. Yes, Jamie, it's called MTG.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Okay, So she's trying to what is what is she?
Is she trying to do an RBG thing? Is she
trying to rebrand as a wrapper?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Like?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I don't know. I mean the cover of the book.
I'm going to turn my care I am off cameras
today YouTube watchers because I had a bad time at
the allergist, but I'm going to turn my camera on
for Jamie and Roberts so you can see this cover
of Oh I don't have my care Yeah, absolutely, hold on.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
God Yeah, great lighting too light, soph Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
The the overhead lighting that I have ad and makes.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
It look look ethereal like it like it's like it's
a pillar that landed in the middle of a monk
bunch of apes and like one hundred and fifty thousand,
BC and I start beating each other to death in
order to get access. It's wisdom just.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
To say, just to say, Malcolm, you can put this
part up where it's covering my phone.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
So is the lady in silhouette on the front supposed
to be Marjorie Taylor Green because that does not look
like a body that is not quite a double.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
But yeah, anyways, I tried to get her to answer
a question about education, and her people took away my
phone as I was doing it. So that's is so so.
But but I got this side copy of this book,
which I thought, you know, I know a place where
we could read that.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Sure, I'm trying to think of, like what the most
cursed signed copy I have? Against my will, I think
that I have like a signed copy of a book
that's like one of the doctors that allegedly killed Anna
Nicole Smith.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
For some reason, I have his book and signed.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
That's a choice.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
How did I end up with.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
There? At this point in the R and C, I
was like, you know what, fuck it, I'm going to
get this book. I know, just like getting all the
pamphlets for the Heritage Foundation. It's like, we can do
stuff with that because people need to know what these
people are saying, because they are poisoning our world.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
We can do hard things.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
I can say that just by looking at the cover,
I can tell that you have never opened that book.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I've opened it once to show a couple of our
friends how cursed her signature is. Got yeah ah once
again with about the old camera covering my face.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Any heart punctuation.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
No, it's just like you can't.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Oh my god, she made it out to you.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, of course she's a classy lady. Oh my god.
How why wouldn't you think she would make it out
to her Jesus, that's true, that's true.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Reach for the stars.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
And it wasn't even worth it. She gave me a
really shit answer on education where she was like aw
school toys or defuned the Department of Education. All I
haven't had original thought a day in my life.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Replaced incorrect history books with her book.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, we should replace some of the history books with MYO.
I think specifically we should go for like Edward Gibbons
rise and fall of Yeah, decline and fall of the
Roman Empire. Just throw Marjorie Taylor Green's book in for
like volume three of that ship.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
But yeah, but but the video, the video of me
asking and then her people taking away my phone is
quite funny. Anyway, this is a very curse book. The
back of it instead of having like people who actually
like her giving reviews. She just has what I'm guessing

(08:54):
is her most notable enemies, where it's just the first
review is, isn't she amazing? Joe Biden and all caps?
This woman should be on a watch list. Not in Congress,
Hillary Clinton, she must be expelled. Aoc MTG is a
cause for trauma and fear among members of Congress. Nancy

(09:14):
Pelosi just keeps it and then for some reason she goes.
The last one is Whoopy Goldberg. I'm like, I didn't
know that Whoopy Goldberg was up in that clout level,
but I guess.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I guess she kind of operates as like like an
elected politician would. I don't remember electing WHOOPI Goldberg, but
I'm fine with it.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
This woman gets to come and talk about talking over
taking over the country and she's not behind bars. How
does that work? Whoopy Goldberg?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Wow, that's such an approach to like poll quotes too.
It's very meg her to do.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's a real it's a real.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
That guy with the wine move I forgotten what's his
name's name for a second there and forgotten what the
fuck I was just listening to a review of that movie.
What is it? It's damn it.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yes, sorry, I didn't just.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Every living male actor today.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
And like normally i'd start at the beginning of a
bullying but I just want to want one other interesting
note is I've never seen this before, but her end
notes instead of it being like, you know, like normal
bibliography style end notes, where it's like tells you the
name of a thing, it's just like and this is
a print copy book. It's just like hyperlinks to articles.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, like she's read like she's reading a high school
essay or something.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's like their show notes essentially. Yeah, it's just links
to things. But I wonder but like me, like they're clickable,
but it's like like but it's but it's but it's.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Not like.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Forever. Do you think she wrote it?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh no, they never do. It's it's it's My guess
is just based on the way things tend to work,
she probably submitted an outline, or she may have. My
guess is she dictated an outline in a conversation with
somebody the publisher sent that person may have been a ghostwriter,

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or may have handed that off to a ghostwriter, and
then she got to approve. Probably again verbally like she
may have just had someone read it to because she's
she's famous enough that they may have just had someone
read it to her and occasionally she would suggest changes,
or maybe she didn't read it at all and just
approved it.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
That's my operating theory with the Millennia book. I don't
think anyone in the whole family knows what it says.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I think you probably it's probably a rare one of
these where the author puts in more than about eight
hours of actual work.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Robert Will while I, while I get to the beginning here,
I would like you to look up the publisher, which
is Winning Publishing dot Com.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Tell me fun Now that sounds like a real publisher.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Give me, give me, give me any any.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
That sounds like it's not just a Peter theal cut out.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Anyways, the book starts with a inscription from President Doctor J. Trump,
because of course, well.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I mean keep it in the family. So it's owned
by Donald.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
By Donald Trump Junior and someone named Sergio Sergio Gore,
which is what I would make.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
An Italian horror movie director.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I would name a bad guy that in like one
of the early Marvel movies.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, Sa fashion stan As I'm looking at.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Forty less than Oh, that is not a Surgio. Look
at that man's face. Jesus Christ. I found his Twitter
and I'm sorry. He's I'll pop my screen, My god,
look at this. Look at this dude to be screen

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really fast. I'm working on it. Look, we're not we're
not in the body shaming here thing. But like some
names are just clearly the wrong name for a person,
and this is one of them. This is just not
this is not a proper Sergio. I'm sorry. Look at this.
Look at that. You know that's a sea. Absolutely, that's
that's a guy who was born and raised in Germany,

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had to leave in late nineteen forty five for some reason,
moved to Argentina and started calling himself Sergio. That's the
kind of Sergio that is.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I was unbelievable because he's clearly committed to the conservative
school of Twitter pictures for men. Yea, the yeah, the
sunglasses out the window at an unflowed like the gen
X selfie.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
It's just what he's he's well passed for.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
If you were doing a movie about like hidden like Nazis,
vampires living underground, you could like, this is a guy
who you could show that picture and then show a
picture of the same guy in like an SS uniform
in nineteen forty three, and that would be like the
big moment. We're like, oh my god, it's the same guy.
He's identical. You realize they've been vampires the whole time.

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That's how this man looks. That's Sergio Gore.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
He's got his air pods in he sure, wow, take
them out for the picture.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Bro, What are you doing? What is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Anyways? Marjorie Taylor Green has been one of the most
ferce warriors.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, sorry, oh no.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
It up.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I'm just looking at post you.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Doom scroll, I'll read Marjorie tay This is a quote
from former President Donald de Trump, which she does not
include the former part in her book.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Marjorie Taylor Green has been one of the most fierce
warriors in Congress for America First and it all and
all it stands for. Despite the onslot of attacks from
the Marxist Democrats and the fascists in the media, Marjorie
refuses to back down and never stops fighting. She stands
with the all caps people, not the politicians on all caps.

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Her America First credentials are forged in steel, and with
fighters like her, we will make America great again. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
I just got really distracted by.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
The by Trump. I'm actually extremely angry by this because
they've taken a quote from Galaxy Quest, which I would
say is one of the chief accomplishments of our civilization.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Is that movie, and of course he co opted it, and.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Of course he co opted it. I'm livid.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
God, never give up, never surrender.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I don't know how to move on for that.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
But anyways, no, no, no, let's let's just let's just go
right on. Because we've looked into Sergio Gore. That's good
to know. I think we have an understanding of who
he is as a man.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Thank to Sergio for making this possible.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
So I'm in the table of choosing to believe the
song Hey Sergio by Street Light Man. Well, it was
originally Thomas Kownacky with Catch twenty two, but you get you.
It's been with a bunch of bands, but I'm choosing
to believe it's about him, Paul. That song is gets
more relevant every year. Jamie.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
It's a good song, it's a perfect it's just a
wild The apex of sky as an art form.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
There's seventeen chapters. I'd like each of you to guess
the closest you can to chapter titles.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
You know what I think we're gonna do first, Sophie
is we're gonna pull to ads real quick, and then
we'll come back and do that. Fair enough, we're back, Sophie.
Let's let's go through those chapters.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, no, I want you to take a take a guess.
What's one of the there's seventeen things.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
One of them's got to be about trans people, right, I.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Mean probably, but there's not a direct title. Oh, I'm
gonna I'm gonna guess it's Protect Child's Innocence.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Protect, Protect Child's Innocence. Yeah, that's probably the trans one.
There's gonna gotta be one on the border, protect us
from I stop uh white genocide. I don't know what
the fuck she'd title that.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I tripped AOC in the lunch room and I do
it again. That's that would be called no Green deal
there were Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Anyways, the first the first section is called Blue Jeans
and Big Dreams.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, wow, Blue Jeans and Big dream Okay, which kind.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Of Lana del Rey coded I know, I thought a
lot of a lot of the right is these days,
a lot of like the yeah, including del Rey was
always pretty problematic Jamie.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
That was what made her music.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
For you know, gotta tell me a fan of herst
there's something at my head.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Anyways, let's get started here. It starts with call me
is No. Everyone has their favorite pair of blue jeans.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
We have.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
A single pair of blue jeans.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
You you haven't worn hard pants in like.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
If I know that's not true, I got I got
hard pants made with my suit that I want.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
That is true.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
That is a couple of days I wore that a
couple of days that the DNC and RAN I could.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Someone to find hard pants for me for it just really.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Anything that needs a belt to stay up.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, okay, hard pants.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I just hope you know that you two are the
only people that have ever said that.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
We've had a lot of conversations about this because it's
actually one of Robert's like.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I wear exclusively pajamas.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, He's like.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, he's wearing pajamas right now.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
You know, you know how I always say I work
hard so my dog is a better life. Robert works
hard so he doesn't have to wear hard pants.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
It was a decision I made when some guys shot
at me one time where I was like, I almost
died in uncomfortable pants. I'm never doing that again.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Anyways. Everyone has their favorite there. I'm not going to
get through botes of this book, but I'm with her
so far. We have our preferred brands and go to styles.
You can wear them to school, a date night, a game,
a party, a dance, or to go to work, whether
you're changing the oil under a lifted truck on the
job site or going to the office.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Shit, you've never changed your own oil, Marginal, We don't
even know whe Like.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
She's really painting a picture of her as like a
Julia Roberts character.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's such a twenty years ago populism where it's like,
I don't wear my blue jeans to a fancy dinner.
You know you can tow You can even wear them
to church. Man, the richest people in the world dressed
like ship. Now it's fine, nobody nobody is a dick
about this anymore.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Some of us slide them on while standing out, balancing
from one foot to the other. Others wiggle into them,
lying on the bed, sucking in to zip up the
zipper and button the waist lasting.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I don't we're talking about that. You're not selling me
on jeans, to be honest, that neither of those ways
sound comfortable. Listen, what's easy to put on as a
fucking pair of pajama pants?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Robert, Yeah, seems like these pants are a little too hard.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Blue jeans are a staple for all Americans at all times, Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Especially because I don't know, it's that's not the number
one kind of pant that I see on like a
job site. It's certainly not the number one kind of pant,
like if you're, you know, working out in a farm.
There's some places where blue jeans is the right thing
to wear. But like it's success if it's super wet,
to be agricultural.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
She does she have anything to say about? Like the cut?
She get it like, okay, oh good, it keeps going.
I was talking.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
And no matter who you are, that favorite pair of
jeans fits just right and feels so good once you
have them on, you are unstoppable. That's what it feels
like to be an American. Unstoppable, or at least that's
what used to feel like American.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Darling, you know what makes you feel unstoppable is taking
your friends ad her all uh, the finest pills the
gas station provides truckers and then getting in a car
and driving for thirty seven and a half hours. That
makes you feel like a god by like the twenty
four hour point. If you just keep taking the pills, man,

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you see through time, you realize that it's just an illusion.
That like road train distance, all of this is fake
and you can literally just pick a point in space
and time and pull yourself through it. That's how I do.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Really. I'm telling you about blue jeans because decades ago,
when big corporations took their manufacturing overseas, those iconic blue
jeans we wear began arriving from nearly every country but
America with their labor transitions.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Good transitions are to own blue jeans factories and offshore them.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Who do they send their money to? Which political party?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
With their she said, they look comfortable, and she just
described how hard they were to put on.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
I'm suck there. They suck, but that's what it feels
like to be an American. It fucking sucks.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
With their cheaper labor costs, India Mexico, China and others
could make them for so much less. This meant corporations
selling American labels discovered they could make more money buying
Denam manufactured overseas. This is boring. Uh, she's just talking
about manufacturings about.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Jeans a lot. I think this is I mean, the
good news is nobody who likes her reads is going
to read like this book is not. And none of
these are generally made to be.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Read, right, They're made to be on a table.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, and you sell it and you get like part
of how like you get bribed as a politician like Herrs.
You come out with your book that this vanity Press
then gets a bunch of different right wing organizations and
think tanks to buy a shitload of copies of and
you know no one needs to read it for it
to get on the bestseller list, and you to make money, right,
Like that's it's part of like how these people get paid.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Pick a number between two and seventeen, fourteen, eleven. Well
I'll start with fourteen and then we'll go back to eleven.
I just having you picked chapter numbers.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Oh I should have guessed that.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Oh, but thirteen is so funny Okay, we'll come back
to that, don't. No.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Fourteen is impeachment, no.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Impeachment is a tool that founding fathers gave us to
remove someone in government. This is like Wikipedia about.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
The beginning is yeah, chat gpt about impeachment.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
It's she's talking about how she tried. She wants to
impeach Joe Biden. Biden is aiding and abetting the Mexican
criminal cartel drug runners. Imagine the uproar. Three hundred people
died daily in plane crashes. We've ground every airplane in
America until we solve the problem and along our southern border.
The crisis is allowed to continue because of the left's

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liberal ideology.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
She dying every day three hundred oh, three hundred, Okay, Okay, Well,
I mean, here's the thing, Marjorie. The reason why three
hundred people don't die every day in plane crashes is
because the airline industry is incredibly heavily regulated and has
been regulated for decades with this kind of obsessive focus

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on stopping people from dying and crashes. And if the
deeper if the drug, if the illegal drug supply was
instead a legal and regulated drug supply with extremely high
standards for what could get through and high standards for
who and when it was sold and all this kind
of stuff, then probably a lot less people would die.
For one thing, if you're buying your drugs from a

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government store that has strict rules about like what and
how they can sell, you know you're not getting fucking
any fentanyl in your shit, right. A bunch of ways to.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Fix this, especially the blue ones. Look at the sickening
results of people hooked on fennel, these drugs. In addition
to the desks the drug addicts hooked on these potent
animals look like zombies. I see them whenever I go
to New York, Washington, DZ, Los Angeles, or any other
Democrat run city. Thousands of days stuff of the consequences

(24:52):
of legal drugs that flow over the boar of still
the media typically doesn't say a word because they share
Biden's political views.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
There's so much Yes, I can't, I'm still again. I'm
just like she keeps getting me stuck. Early in the
in the chapter where I just am like, why did
she compare the like airlines to pharmaceuticals? Is there a
sully of farm of drug dealers? Like could we find him,

(25:22):
I don't. That's and the fact that there's only you know,
people who do drugs in democratic cities just simply uh no,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
It's it's uh, it's part of It's like the wind
shit got where, right, Like one of the reasons why
we're having such an issue with fentanyl right now in
Oregon is that fentanyl like got here later than it
got to a lot of the rest of the country. Uh.
And like the the fucking actual way in which the
opiate epidemic spread had an impact on like how and

(25:54):
when fentanyl hit different places like these are. I mean,
the idea that like the epidemic of deaths due to
the illegal use of opioids is a liberal city phenomenon
is for all of Appalasia out of it, which, like, boy,
that's supposed to be something jd Vance knows something about.

(26:15):
But yeah, I love that he's I love that he's
blaming his mom's drug addiction on fucking fentanyl being trafficked
in when it's like your mom was stealing pills like
as a nurse, right, Like she wasn't getting them from
someone who smuggled them across the border.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
So true. Anyway, back to chapter eleven, which is titled
right Versus Wrong, Right versus Wrong. For the first time
in a long time, with Donald J. Trump, we had
a man running for office that stood for what we
believed in, who spoke like a regular person, questionable, and
who championed America first policies, policies at the Republican Party

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had not stood for in years. This is the kind
of leadership we need if we're going to fight the
climate alarmists trying to use fear as a way of
making money and taking over our country. She's incredible at
bringing an issue into like an intro paragraph without like
it making any sense.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
It really does feel like it's just like a randomize.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
She's got just two wheels that she spins, and she's like, Okay,
jeans MANUF like Mexico Airlines fentanyl.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Like it's just completely mad libs.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Let me task you. This section is called a leg
or a handout in the same right versus Wrong chapter,
Let me task you, task you, not ask you which
option does more for America. Government handouts are putting money
back into our economy to fuel growth, produce more task revenue,
and implore more and employee more, especially economically vulnerable people

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hard choice, right, I don't know, I take a handout. God, Okay,
right about now, I feel like I should be given
a handout for having to read this book.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, I mean you were handed the book.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
So yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
And as I was handed the book, my phone was
taken out of my hand.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Still very unchill.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, that is unchill. You should have just started hitting.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, you know, I wanted us to get into that
Heritage Foundation party. So I was like trying to connot
serr because the booth was right across and so yeah,
because all they saw was a woman, a white woman
with blonde hair and pigtails, and they were like, you're
one of us. And then let me bring as many
people as I could to their curse party, which is.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Wow. It's weaponizing for good.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Every night since the r n C, I've a I've
drank my kretim in a Heritage Foundation cup, of which
I have six six.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I stole a lot. Oh here as a couple too,
I took a lot of those fucking things.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Oh when you were at my house, I didn't show
you my RNC hall. I stole a lot of things.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh yeah, why wasn't that just like out? I don't
know why that wasn't just out and maybe even in
the window.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
People people might mistake me.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, no, no, I would have loved to seen that out.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
I would have felt very safe.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Okay, I'm looking at the MTG Goodreads page right now,
and it's fine.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
It's brutal.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
It's brutal. I mean, you know good Reads. Not a
fan of hers for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Are there any nice reviews?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
There are five? I can read some five star reviews.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, read one, I'll and I'll respond doing my Marjorie
Taylor Green invitation that I got good at after the
R and C.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Okay, here we go. MTG is one of the few
America First Patriots in Congress. If we had more Republicans
like MTG, we could finally read this country of these
disgusting communists currently destroying it. If you are easily triggered,
this book probably isn't for you. You should probably curl
up in a safe space and leave and read Liz

(29:52):
Cheney's garbage Book. But if you want to read about
what a real patriot is doing, what you can do
to help take back this country, then pick this book
up and learn something.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Eric Man, Look, I just want to say, I just
want to say to Eric, thank you, thank you, Eric,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Obviously, I'm not going to read lych Cheney's fucking I
didn't even know she had a goddamn book. But Marjorie,
I gotta say it sounds kind of desperate that you're
like comparing yourself to her to pump your book up. Like, shoot,
I can't believe I'm saying this to you, but like
be more ambitious, you know, like shoot a little bit
higher than fucking Liz Chading.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
In the chapter card titled the Mouthpiece of the Democrat Party, uh,
there's a subsection called bright Spots and that's a good one.
I don't want to make it seem like everyone in
the media is terrible. Well, Fox News overall hasn't been
a positive experience for me. For the most part, I've
enjoyed going on Tucker Carlson, who had me on Fox

(30:57):
Nation and Tucker Carlson tonight. Well, Fox is not one
wanted to do much with me, which I've never understood.
Tucker and a few others have cared enough to get
their information on me straight. Unfortunately, even though Tucker Carlson
was number one not just on Fox News but out
of everyone. Fox News fired him. We all know Tucker
will be back probably by the time this book is out.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
What a weird, What a weird.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
She's just like, Hey, by the way, I want to
fuck Tucker Carlson.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Like he's an elly. He's an ally.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
You could you could find a more desperate way to
write a book, but you would have to work hard.
And you know who also works hard, Sophie, Jamie.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Is our sponsors, And I just want to say.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Every day to fuck Tucker Carlson. That's their only goal.
So help him out, you know, help everybody.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, really, and to our sponsors, thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
That's what Tucker is gonna be saying.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Oh god, I feel like Tucker Carlson. Cums scabs, dry scabs.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
We've talked d scabs like a deck of cards.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
They make the sound, Jamie, if you've ever if you've
ever put like a couple of coins in a plastic
cup and then shaken them around, that's the sound that
his cumscabs. Because they're they're hard and they're heavy, there's
a lot of supper in them.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
I'm thinking they're actually.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Like, Okay, if one of his cum scabs hit your
head like it could really.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Like especially if he was doing it at like the
top of the Empire State building. Those could those could
hit people on the ground with velocity.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah, yeah, that would be brutal.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I mean, this is good the subredd. It's been clamoring
for cum scabs talk since we since Cody and I
last talked about the cum of different elected leaders.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
That's why I'm here, Jamie. I have I have a
one star good read review of this, which is just
misleading title absolutely no mention of magic the gathering.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Which is true.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
That's not bad. That's not bad. That's good. That's good. Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I think I know where I think I know why
Whoopy Goldberg was on the back found I found it.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh, they've hated her for a WHI while women on.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
The view, of course, attacked me in their typical nasty
fashion almost weekly. I find it funny that people come
up to me and say the most hateful things are
usually white women, maybe ten years older than I am,
typically still wearing a mask and sometimes towing a neatly
dressed husband behind them.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Now, why are you bringing a neatly dressed husband into this?
You're like, she's like unlike my husband, who looks like
shit all the time.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
To make a point, she goes, they call me horrible names,
and I'll ask, always ask them you watch the view?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Sure enough, they pretty much all do well.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
We all have to go to the dentist at some point,
so at some point you're gonna end up watching the
view she takes.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
She makes it a point.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I feel like she's like doing pr for herself, where
she's like, please have me on your show. She's like,
podcasts and radio shows have been better, and I've been
on Real America's Boys, Charlie Kirk, Alex Jones, Donald Trump,
Junior o A n N, News Max and others. But
I would appear on more new shows as well, and
maybe one day I will.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oh my god, she's pitching herself to be on podcasts
in the book.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
In the book wow, well wow. That again, that's desperate.
I thought things were going better for her than that, because, like.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Ochair expert.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
If I have heard, if I write another book, Jamie,
the only thing in the afterward is going to be pleased.
Do not invite me on a podcast.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
I think at some point you're just like, absolutely not, No.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
I want to I want to co publish a pamphlet
and be like Dax, listen, all right, good lord.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
She has an entire chapter about called January sixth.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Okay, I'm great.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
She's mostly just talking about like her being a luck Okay,
that's not interesting. The house chaper was a complete and
utter disarray. At one point, the crowd had be gone
banging on the door loudly, trying to push the door open. Finally,
the military and police showed up, decked out in full
equipment and armed with rifles. Boy, were we glad to
see them. We're very grateful to have help to get
to a safe location. Is she not okay? Okay, she's

(35:36):
like oh. She literally downplays what happened, and then it's like,
by the way, and then we were saved. Everything's fine, right.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
She glazes over everything and she's like, Okay, what can
I do? Compliment the cops. That's like, that's her one, Yeah,
that's her her.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I later learned that the speaker of the house at
the time, Nancy Belissi, had failed to secure the captain
by not bringing in the National Guard, and the weeks
leading up to January sixth, twenty twenty one even worse.
She had her daughter, a filmmaker, there to capture the
day's events. What a great coincidence. They just happened to
be filming a documentary. Like that's that's like not what happened.

(36:14):
But okay, yeah, yeah, uh sure enough. Only a few
people breached the Capitol while most walked walked in through
open doors, making one of the biggest mistakes of their lives.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
She calls it a mistake.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, but because they got in trouble, not because they
were doing the wrong thing. They probably shook her hand.
Oh how long is that chapter? I was like that,
how like this?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I'm surprised if any of them are more than about
five hundred words right now. The chapters are really short.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
The chapters are really showing. The longest chapter is about
the no Greed new Deal and about COVID bullshit. Okay,
she ends. She ends this chapter saying this will not
happen if I can prevent it. The events of januarys
have been mischaracterized, with the Democrats and their mouthpiece in
the media, a circus made of the proceedings, and these
people cruelly treated.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
It must stop.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
It will stop, for we won't rest until these people
get equal justice under the law. They will not be
forgotten I will never forget. She just like change her stance.
By the end of this chapter, she was like, Oh,
it was a terrible day, but then we were saved
from these people. Yes, but help these people, these good people.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I don't think. I don't think she read her own book.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, maybe they just had two options.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
It's like, choose this or this, and they just left
buff in.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Her section about COVID is really long, and I frank,
you don't care.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Well, I'm kind of curious, is it real or is it.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Honestly, I've been linc interested in what misplaced metaphor.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
She opens the chapter with, Oh, yeah, let me see,
COVID is like a box of chocolates.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I understand the immense heartbreak and devastation of the COVID
pandemic on multiple levels. No one escaped the pandemic without
a few scars. Most people lost love, loved ones, and friends,
or know someone who did. Many who died were older
adults with underlying conditions, or people with risk factors like obesity.
But if you were younger, healthy people, She's like, She's like, sorry,

(38:23):
you guys died, but you were obese or old.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
And if you're young, and if you or young.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, like, oh, it's gross.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
I mean, luckily no one has ever read this book.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It's so this chapter so long for no reason.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, I mean there's a reason for it, but I'm
sure it's because the ghostwriter is personally angry about it.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I've always wanted to ghost write a book. I think
it would be fun.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Talking about Fauci here I saw doctor Fautu fun. I
followed doctor Fauci's advice he gave privately in his personal email,
not his public hypocritical advice. I didn't wear a mask.
None of my kids wore masks. Oh, I always forget
she's pro created.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, unfortunately most.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
People I didn't wear a mask unless it was forced
in public or to fly on an airplane. We knew
masks didn't work, were filthy, forced you to breathe in
your carbon dioxide and decrease the amount of oxiden in
your bloodstream. Many of us felt wearing a mask was
like wearing a muzzle. She has so many things sort
uh sourced as at the section to.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Check the sourcing that people don't like to have things
on their faces.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah, I just want to check.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
I just want to check her shirts from Mad Max
like this.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I'm checking her end notes to see what which which
hyperlinks she's referring to here, one of which is Newsweek, uh,
with an article titled fask she says, masks it's not
really effective. And the next one is from the Healthy
American dot org slash masks don't work. I'm sure the

(40:07):
Healthy American dot org is a very unhinged website.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah, yeah, it's bleak.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
The Healthy American dot org slash okay, kinds of shit.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I'm gonna I'm checking to see if it can give
me any advice on what kind of bleach I need
to be drinking though.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, Like I was always care like, can you just
like suck on one of the pens? Or will that
not be entirely effective? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
You know, I don't know, so Jamie. I you know,
I was raised by a mix of like hippies and libertarians.
So I've just been fifty to fifty in bleach and
apple cider vinegar. Oh okay, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Well, if one doesn't work, I'm on the Healthy American
dot com and it's just this.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Do or dot org.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I tried dot org, but it's it is not working
for me.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
I'm on huge domains dot com. This domain is a
sale for sixty one.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Hundred not straight up not loading.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Ehealthy American dot org. I'm looking masks dash, don't dash
work mask slash, don't slash work No, no, no, no apostrophe.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Oh okay no no. It tries to take me to
a landing page that is nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I would imagine how many do you think? Yeah, now
I'm on fucking go daddy.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
There, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Don't be on go daddy. So many of these checks
the wayback machine, Yeah, pulling out all the stops. The
Internet archives down right now because it got attacked by
I think it's Russians pretending to be pro Palestine activists.
But Jesus Christ say, why, well, because the the justification
of the guy and the claiming to be the hacker

(41:51):
in his like telegram was like, well, America owns this.
It's like no, not like a way that implicates the
military industrial complex and the Internet Archive. Friends, that is
not an accurate statement.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
That's truly what funds up.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I think it's just a I think it's it's.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Uh just a fake website.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
No, no, no, the Internet Archive is real. But yeah,
I cannot find this thing on the Internet. Yea on
the way back machine. So I don't know what the
fir is going on with this.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I would be really curious if because I was really
surprised when I was writing my book. How like if
you want your book fact checks, you have to pay
someone out of.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Your own money to do it, like they're not checking?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Does exist?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I'm sorry, I paused. I just found out Liam Payne
from One Direction just died what he fell down in
a woe from a third floor of a hotel in
Buenos Aires. What this is good? We've we've really derailed from.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Okay, let's just bring today to a close. Yeah, we
have to figure out what is a problem going on
where I am.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Too, Liam Pain don't read this book, don't buy this book. Yeah, obviously.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I don't think it's what will be revisiting this one.
But you all got forty five minutes or so of entertainment,
And what more can you really hope for? Is there
mortal life? Not as far as we hear it, whose
jobs are reliant upon being able to entertain you? In
a forty five minute podcast and per the end of this.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Book, Marjorie Taylor Green makes clear yet again that she
cannot be trusted Liz Chaney.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Uh yeah, really really attacking the core demo of people
who think Liz Cheney is a writer. I don't know.
I don't know why she keeps doing this. I was
unaware that Liz had written a book.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
This is really just yeah, this is how the last
forty five minutes is how I learned any of these
books ever exist?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, I very few things have been worse for like
the written word, than the idea that like every single
politician in public life has to have a book, and
they're increasingly like coalescing with like the grind set, influencer
business management, sort of like guru books. Like there are
whole people who who read because they have to like

(44:08):
performatively like a book every week or something. But every
book they read is either like the forty five Minute
Body or fucking Marjorie Taylor Green's book or Peter Thiel's
Management Advice or some shit.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
How do I just a forty five minute Body, Well,
you take that.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
You take the four hour Body, Jamie, and you just
fucking compact that shit. Right, you get a really good editor,
you cut that word count down by seventy five percent,
and you're good to go.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Take out all the genes, metaphors, and you're out all
the forty five minutes. Good lord, Well, it sounds worse
than a YouTuber's memoir.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
And that's really saying something.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yep, speaking of worse than a YouTuber's memoir. Your book
is not It's good, no book. I had to it, but.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
I'm neither.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I'm not a YouTuber and it's not a memoir. It's
about hot dogs. It's called Raw Dog. It is out
in hardcover now, it'll be out in paperback next year.
And listen to sixteenth minute on cool Zone Media for
Crying out Loud. Sophie and Robert and I have been

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working on it for the last oh but six months.
Your time a flat circle where we talk to the
internet's main characters of the day and see how.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
They're doing it varies. Yay, all right, it's got very dark,
very fast.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
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