April 20, 2020 • 23 mins
From the world's weirdest cinema (it serves couscous with viewings?!) to an internet for plants, to the perfect job for lazy people who also want to hide underground, Will, Gabe and Mango dig deep in search of 9 great facts.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to Part Time Genius, the production of I Heart Radio.
I guess what, Mango? What's that? Well, so I've been
looking into underground bunkers this week and that this was
just on a whim. It was not because of any
real world events. You know. I just get curious about stuff.
And it turns out that living underground is actually a
(00:25):
ton of work. So what do you mean by that? Exactly?
All right, Well, just just think about it. So first
you've got to excavate and build the foundation for this place.
Then you've got to add electrical wiring and plumbing, a
septic system, air filtration, backup generators, like doomsday preppers put
a lot of work into this sort of thing, you know. Honestly,
(00:46):
I feel like I'm too lazy to really prep for
more than like a day or two. And I remember
looking up emergency prep foods once. This is before Sandy happened,
and uh, instead of finding anything practical, like, I went
into this rabbit hole trying to find the funniest one,
and my favorite was something called P B and J
and it can you know, I think when people hear
that that their instinct is to try to claim that
(01:08):
that sounds gross I want to admit it, it actually
sounds like maybe that could be good. I'd probably I'm
just hungry right now, but I would probably try it.
I know, Like I thought it would be this dehydrated
like PB and J that you heat up and it
magically seems fresh again. But instead it was this tin
can with this old hotdog roll stuffed inside and two
packets of peanut butter and jelly. They just smear on yourself,
(01:30):
so it was obviously so unappetizing. When I found out
what it was, I tried to order a few to
give out a Christmas. You said, you smear it on
yourself like you do the Okay, I would say, this
is just got got really weird. But I feel like
you and I clearly aren't cut out for prepping, which
is why I found, you know, the service for people
(01:51):
like us. It's called Vivos, and they've spent the last
decade setting up dozens of these subterranean shelters all of
the world. And here's the thing. Most of these shelters
aren't privately owned, so instead they're actually part of a
membership program where customers pay annual dues and exchange for
a guaranteed spot in the closest vivos bunker and so
(02:13):
that way, like if disaster strikes, members can take shelter
at a moment's notice. I like it. So it's like
a we work for doomsday. I think that's their tagline exactly.
And their website lists out a bunch of scenarios this
co living space might be great for. So here here's
some of them, for a magnetic pole shift, a super volcano,
(02:33):
or even a social meltdown, which sounds like they're advertising
to like a very specific clientele, right, like if you're
living with Kanye West and needs some space from a
social media amountdowns, this is perfect for you. But it
really does sound expensive to me. Yeah, it is definitely pricey.
So a spot in an eighty person bunker will set
(02:53):
you back about thirty five thousand dollars and that's actually
way more than I would have even guessed on this.
But with the threat of super volcanoes, maybe this is
a good investment. I don't know, but all my research
made me wonder what other mysteries are hiding under our feet,
from hidden cities to weird creatures. There's this whole secret
(03:13):
world to explore down there. So strap on your head
lamp and let's dig in their podcast. Listeners, Welcome to
(03:41):
Part Time Genius. I'm Will Pearson and as always I'm
joined by my good friend mangesh Hot Ticketer and on
the other side of his computer screen waving a pick
acts like he is ready for a gold rush. That's
our friend and producer Loell. I'm not sure if I'm
following this one exactly, but he's He's really waving it aggressively.
I do love how even in a quarantine, Lowell comes
(04:01):
through with the problems. It's so good. But you know,
I do have a little housekeeping to start this off.
Since we started off the show again, we've gotten really
really nice notes of people have been leaving reviews that
are super kind and writing to our Instagram and Facebook,
and honestly it's really heartwarming. It makes me so happy.
So thank you so much for listening. I I also
have an apology. I mentioned this previously, but one of
(04:23):
our readers, Charles wrote in this great correction about the
comic book character the Red Bee, and so I sent
him some honey in these cute little like bare bombs,
thinking it's on topic, and then it turns out he's
a beekeeper and the last thing he needs is honey. Yeah,
so I miscalculated on that front. I'm sorry, Charles. I
(04:44):
like the idea that he's just gonna work his way
into every episode. We're just gonna take turns thanking him
and then apologizing and then thanking him. So yeah, a
good way to go. But I'd say the bigger thing
is that last week we announced the very first ever
part time Genius Grant, and this is huge news because
we've never done this on the show before. We're gonna
(05:04):
give out six dollars to the person who sends us
the best ridiculous invention they come up with. Um, We've
had a handful of suggestions, but I can't stress how
prestigious this is. It's truly an honor. So send us
your inventions via Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, wherever. Just tags in
it and we'll look for it, and then next week
we'll announce who's won the big money. It's a big one.
(05:25):
I had actually forgotten that we committed to that six dollars,
so I need to need to focus this week. So
just so we're clear, parents aren't the only ones with
ridiculous invention ideas. Kids are welcome to UM. You know,
winning a part time Genius grant is going to look
so great on your college applications. Get your parents permission
to submit these, but we'd love to hear from you,
(05:45):
so send in your ideas. But all right, enough of that,
it is time to get back to today's idea. This
week we're talking about great things hidden underground, and we
are of course joined by our favorite researcher, pal Gabe Lousier. Gabe,
what do you have for us? All right? So when
I think of weird things underground, one of the first
that comes to mind our cicadas. I actually have some
(06:08):
fond memories of these guys from when I was a
kid in southern Maryland. Which it's kind of strange because
cicadas are, you know, gross monster bugs, which is not
all that endearing. But the sound they make is so distinct.
It's this ominous kind of drone. It almost sounds like
something sizzling. I feel like you have to do the
sound game, so okay, put me on the spot. I
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don't know, it's like they do much better. That's how
stuff sizzles about. Oh don't anyway, Cicadas, you know, they
were basically the soundtrack of my summer's growing up. But
there was one summer in particular, and this is where
my fact comes in where the cicada noise got cranked
(06:54):
up to eleven. And this was in the summer of
ninety nine, which is the year that the brood five
cicada das came to town. And I know brood five,
it like makes them sound pretty tough, like these are
like like you're gang of cicadas or something. But basically
they're a species of cicadas known as periodical cicadas, and basically,
instead of emerging every summer to lay their eggs, these
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ones only come to the surface once every seventeen years.
So whenever that rolls around, the regions where these guys
live are flooded with swarms of cicadas. And they caused
this enormous racket for a month and a half and
during that time they lay some eggs, malt, some exoskeletons,
and then they all die and they're offspring burrowback underground
(07:39):
for them next seventeen years. I mean, that is an
amazing life cycle when you think about it, but but
it's also kind of confusing, like why stay underground for
seventeen years instead of just one. Yeah. Well, the short
answer is, we don't really know. Like scientists think, maybe
it's because it puts their life cycle out of sync
with predators, so you know, it gives them a heer
(08:00):
chance of survival. But that's just a guess. All we
know is that every seventeen years it gets really really
loud in the summer, and millions of these bugs all
come ountain party. That sounds terrible, but I like that
you started with animals because I also wanted to talk
about one, and that's the star nosed mole. If you
haven't seen one of these pictures, like a regular mold,
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but instead of the usual snout, they have this like
weird pink star shaped dependency on the front. And when
I used to see this in like children's dictionaries, I
I always thought it was a mistake. It kind of
looked like almost like when a cigar explodes in an
old cartoon. Yeah, it actually kind of looks like somebody
forgot to add a head to it. Instead, they just
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like glued a squid to its face as a prank.
Like it's pretty disgusting but also kind of cool looking. Yeah,
I mean, you kind of understand why they want to
stay underground, and that star knows is actually really functional.
It contains a hundred thousand nerve fibers which help it
sense it's pray, And just for reference, that's five times
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more touch sensors than we have in our entire hand.
And they're all crammed into this nose that's smaller than
like the tip of your pinky, So the mole makes
good use of them. It's basically blind, and it hunts
by bobbing that star up and down as it plows
through soil, so it's touching twelve different places all at once.
And the tactic is so effective that the star nosed
mole actually holds the record as the world's fastest eater.
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It can actually find and devour an insect in a
quarter of a second. That's pretty cool, all right. Well,
since you two have given underground wildlife, it's due I
feel like I should talk about the plant version of
the Internet. So instead of using wires and satellites to communicate,
plants use fungal threads called my celia, and it's pretty
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crucial to their survival. So take the phantom orchid for example.
These plants actually lack chlorophyll, which means they can't create
their own energy through you know, photosynthesis, which we all
remember from our elementary school years like other plants use.
So to get around this hang up, the orchid engages
in a strange three way partnership and involves an underground
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fungus and a nearby tree species. Now it sounds a
little kinkier than it actually has. Trust me on this one,
but the roots of both the orchid and the tree
are connected to the mycelia beneath the soil, and it's
through this middleman that the tree is able to transfer
carbon to the orchid, which is of course what it needs.
That's pretty incredible, but it also sounds a little too altruistic.
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What's in it for the trees to share its resources?
I mean share might not be the right word in
this case, and it's probably more accurate to say the
plant is is stealing the tree's carbon. But but it's
still pretty cool, fair enough. I I think you said
plants actually communicate through this net as well. Yeah, this
is this is pretty interesting. So a good example is
there's this bean plant that sends out a chemical signal
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whenever it's under attacked by a fits, and when this happens,
other bean plants in the area will pick up the
distress signal through the mycelia net, and even though they
aren't under attack themselves, they'll actually activate their anti a
fit defenses. This is so cool. So the question is
are the bean plants intentionally sending signals to warn their
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neighbors or are the neighboring plants just sort of like
eavesdropping to see if there are a fits in the area.
And technically the jury is still out on this, but
I do like the idea of plants having each other's
backs me too. Alright, Well, moving on from something potentially
sweet to something decidedly not sweet, let me tell you
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a little about fat birds. I hate that you picked
fat birds as the topic. The time has come though,
because I thought at least a few of our listeners
out there would get a kick out of this, and
maybe will too, we'll see. But fat birds are pretty
much what they sound like. It's an iceberg, but made
out of fat instead of ice. And another difference is
(11:54):
that fat birds don't form in the open ocean. They
form underground, primarily in the pipe and sewers of cities,
and that's because fat birds aren't made from just any fat.
They're made from the fats and oils that we wash
down our drains each day, So we're talking about everything
from cooking oil to hair grease to body wash. All
of that gunk eventually collects in the pipes beneath our
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streets and it solidifies into a massive chunk of debris
a k a. A fat bird and berg. That would
be you know, gross enough on its own, but the
reality is even worse because everything we flushed down the
toilet is also fair game for the fat birds. It's
just such a great word. I just feel like we
(12:38):
should all chant fat berg fat you were saying fat bird,
I think, sorry, I love those anyway, that's right, because
unfortunately it means a lot of bathroom trash that we
have no business flushing in the first place, like dental floss,
wet lips, and prophylactics. All of that results in a
(13:00):
big tangle that's really tough to deal with. And if
these fat bergs are left unchecked, they can actually grow
so large that one can clog an entire sewer pipe,
slowing water flow, causing widespread backups of sewage. It's not
pretty and when it gets to that point, there aren't
a lot of ways to deal with this, Like you
either blast it with a power washer or you chip
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away at it with a pick axe. Yeah you hear that,
loll it is your time to shine with that pickaxe.
So I am curious, even though I'm grossed off with this,
how big can these get? Like I'm almost afraid to ask, Yeah,
they can get like disturbingly big. The largest one to
date was found beneath London back in and it was
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over eight hundred and twenty feet long and weighed more
than a hundred and thirty tons. It's hard to wrap
your head around just how massive that is, but for reference,
that's nearly three times the height of the Statue of
Liberty and a little over half the weight, so way
way too big for a sewer. And and keep in
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mind like New York City spends roughly five million per
year combating fat burgs, so even the smaller ones are
a huge problem. Now, I do feel like we should
clarify because I know, I know, we've been laughing a
little bit about the name fat burg, but I feel
like we should go on record and say that the
PTG family here we are firmly in the anti fat
Burgs camp on like some of those other podcasts out there,
(14:26):
But listeners, please do your part and don't feed the
fat Burgs. All right, we'll be back with more after
a break. Welcome back to Part Time Genius. We're talking
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about all the strange stuff that you could but probably
won't find underground. And I think, Mango, I think you're
up next. What do you have? We've talked about living underground,
so let's talk about working under round. And there's a
weird new opportunity in Sweden where it doesn't even matter
what you're doing down there. There's this job available. It's
a new position. The only requirement is for the employee
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to clock in at the Coursewagan train station, which is
currently under I guess it's under construction beneath Gothenburg, Sweden.
And really that's it. According to the job description quote,
the position holds no duties or responsibilities besides the fact
that the work should be carried out at Corswagin. Whatever
the employee chooses to do constitutes the work. Seriously, like
(15:31):
that sounds amazing. There's got to be a catch though, right,
there's actually no catch. It's a legit job offer. It's
complete with a competitive starting salary uh anual wage, increases,
paid vacation even at pension. And the best part is
you get to enjoy the job for the rest of
your life if you want it. The people behind the
project call it eternal employment. You might be wondering who's
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behind the project. It's the work of these artists, Simon
Golden and Jacob Seneby. They partnered with the Swedish Transit
Authority and they raised about sixty dollars for the project.
So the idea is to grow that initial sum through
investments and use it to pay one employee for as
long as they choose to work there. And if they
ever want to retire or you know, just not hang
out underground this train station all day, then they can
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simply leave and and a new employee will be chosen
to take their place. It's a super strange idea, but
if it sounds like the job for you, then there's
good news because anyone in the world is free to apply.
The only hitches that you have to wait a few years.
The applications won't be accepted until, which is a few
months before the station is set to open. I guess
that gives people plenty of time to to get that
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resume ready. But all right, well, if people are going
to live underground and work underground, you are definitely going
to need a way to relax underground, something that we
don't often think about when we're thinking about constructing these
sorts of things. But if you're looking for inspiration, you
could always take a page from a group of French
cinophiles and host your own underground movie theater. So to
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give you some context, they are about two hundred miles
of stone tunnels beneath the Moparness neighborhood in Paris. Those
tunnels are a product of the city's ancient stone quarries,
and they also serve as the final resting place for
more than six million Parisians. That's basically because their catacombs,
and even though they're not open to the public, people
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have been frequenting these things. Now, back in two thousand four,
the French police discovered a four hundred square foot cavern.
Now this is about sixty ft underground um and it
had been turned into this amphitheater, complete with a full
size movie screen, projection equipment and a wide selection of films.
There were even twenty or so seats carved directly into
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the stone itself. How cool is that? Is? Super cool.
It's like a secret movie club. It's like, yeah, literal
underground cinema. That's right, That's right. I mean, do you know,
I'm really curious, like, do you know what kind of
stuff they were watching down there? I couldn't find any
exact titles, but the reports I saw were that there
were a bunch of like fifties noir movies and some
recent thrillers. And the police did say that none of
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the films were obscene or banned or anything like that,
but that's not to say there wasn't anything nefarious going on.
According to this article in Gizmoto, the police also found
quote three thousand square feet of subterranean galleries, strong with lights,
wired for phones, and live with pirated electricity. The officers
uncovered a bar, a lounge, a workshop, and a dining
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corner complete with its own couscousmaker. I feel like illegal
couscous is the tastiest you know it is, you know
it is? That was my favorite part actually, But the
creepiest part is that when the police came back three
days later, all the phone and electricity lines had been cut,
and there was a note on the floor that just said,
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don't try to find us. I mean, isn't that spooky?
But that's where I thought the story would have ended.
But apparently, years later someone claimed credit for the Secrets Cinema.
The perpetrators turned out to be a group of urban
explorers who started mapping this underground network for fun, and
they liked it so much that once they were done
with the maps, they started looking for new ways to
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spend time down there, so they built themselves a movie theater.
I mean, you gotta stay busy, you know, And that's true.
Actually I have another fact here, another movie fact. Mind's
a little different though. It turns out the salt mines
in Kansas are full of old movie reels. Why is that? Yeah,
I mean, it's mostly because it's it's such a stable
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environment down there. But like for storing the films, the
temperature stays right around forty five degrees and humidity it's
pretty much perfect. And and obviously, you know, weather isn't
a factor down there either, because some of these facilities
are more than six feet below ground. And that's important
because a warmer temperatures, celluloid film will actually start to rot. Uh.
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They call it vinegar syndrome, and it's because the decaying
film gives off a really strong vinegar smell apparently. So
is it just old celluloyd movies that's in these vaults
or do they store new films there too? Yeah, it's
a mix of both. Nowadays, there are tons of the
early celluloid classics like The Wizard of Oz Gone with
(20:16):
the Wind. Most of the Looney Tunes from the forties
and fifties are down there too, which is pretty cool. Um.
Later though movies shot on film are also They're like
the original Star Wars is down there. But it's not
just films either. Studios also used the salt mines uh
to store props and memorabilia. Like George Clooney's bat suit
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is a Batman costume. It's down there. I'd actually forgotten
that he played Batman. Yeah, I think the studio probably
wants to forget that too. But and and I'm pretty
sure that's why the suit is hidden down there. But
all right, well, my uh, my last fact of the
day here. I thought i'd keep it simple and tell
you a little about the deepest hole that has ever
(20:58):
been dug. It's called the Super Deep Borehole, and it
was drilled into the surface of the Coola Peninsula in
Russia during the nineteen seventies and eighties. So after twenty
years of drilling, the whole reached its maximum depth, which
is forty thousand, two hundred and thirty feet or roughly
seven and a half miles underground. And that sounds insanely deep,
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but refresh my memory. How close to the center of
the Earth is that it's it's nowhere close to the
center there there, but it's still pretty cool. So the
earthcore is almost four thousand miles below us, so seven
and a half miles is barely half the distance to
the Earth's mantle. But that's the deepest we've ever managed
to get in terms of true vertical depth. So that's
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the deepest hole drilled by machine. But if you're looking
for the deepest hole ever dug by hand, that honor
goes to the Wooding Dean Well near Brighton in the
United Kingdom. It's one thousand, two hundred and eighty five
ft deep, so almost exactly as deep as the Empire
State Building is tall. Because this well was dug over
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a four year period during the mid eighteen hundreds, and
it was a long way down just to get some water.
You know, I really like all the New York references.
The fat Berg was as big as like three statues Liberties,
the Empire State Building here. But you know, I think
I'm gonna call this one and give it to Will
because I really like that plant Internet fact. I think
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that one kind of gem away gave you cool with that,
oh totally. Plus the Underground movie Theater will take Yeah,
I'll take it. I appreciate. I feel like I'm I
think I'm two for two now and it feels pretty good.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys. All right, Well
that will do it for today's Part Time Genius from Mango,
Gabe Luell and myself. Thank you so much for listening.
Stay inside and send those bad invention ideas for that
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Welcome to Part Time Genius, the production of I Heart Radio.
I guess what, Mango? What's that? Well, so I've been
looking into underground bunkers this week and that this was
just on a whim. It was not because of any
real world events. You know. I just get curious about stuff.
And it turns out that living underground is actually a
(00:25):
ton of work. So what do you mean by that? Exactly?
All right, Well, just just think about it. So first
you've got to excavate and build the foundation for this place.
Then you've got to add electrical wiring and plumbing, a
septic system, air filtration, backup generators, like doomsday preppers put
a lot of work into this sort of thing, you know. Honestly,
(00:46):
I feel like I'm too lazy to really prep for
more than like a day or two. And I remember
looking up emergency prep foods once. This is before Sandy happened,
and uh, instead of finding anything practical, like, I went
into this rabbit hole trying to find the funniest one,
and my favorite was something called P B and J
and it can you know, I think when people hear
that that their instinct is to try to claim that
(01:08):
that sounds gross I want to admit it, it actually
sounds like maybe that could be good. I'd probably I'm
just hungry right now, but I would probably try it.
I know, Like I thought it would be this dehydrated
like PB and J that you heat up and it
magically seems fresh again. But instead it was this tin
can with this old hotdog roll stuffed inside and two
packets of peanut butter and jelly. They just smear on yourself,
(01:30):
so it was obviously so unappetizing. When I found out
what it was, I tried to order a few to
give out a Christmas. You said, you smear it on
yourself like you do the Okay, I would say, this
is just got got really weird. But I feel like
you and I clearly aren't cut out for prepping, which
is why I found, you know, the service for people
(01:51):
like us. It's called Vivos, and they've spent the last
decade setting up dozens of these subterranean shelters all of
the world. And here's the thing. Most of these shelters
aren't privately owned, so instead they're actually part of a
membership program where customers pay annual dues and exchange for
a guaranteed spot in the closest vivos bunker and so
(02:13):
that way, like if disaster strikes, members can take shelter
at a moment's notice. I like it. So it's like
a we work for doomsday. I think that's their tagline exactly.
And their website lists out a bunch of scenarios this
co living space might be great for. So here here's
some of them, for a magnetic pole shift, a super volcano,
(02:33):
or even a social meltdown, which sounds like they're advertising
to like a very specific clientele, right, like if you're
living with Kanye West and needs some space from a
social media amountdowns, this is perfect for you. But it
really does sound expensive to me. Yeah, it is definitely pricey.
So a spot in an eighty person bunker will set
(02:53):
you back about thirty five thousand dollars and that's actually
way more than I would have even guessed on this.
But with the threat of super volcanoes, maybe this is
a good investment. I don't know, but all my research
made me wonder what other mysteries are hiding under our feet,
from hidden cities to weird creatures. There's this whole secret
(03:13):
world to explore down there. So strap on your head
lamp and let's dig in their podcast. Listeners, Welcome to
(03:41):
Part Time Genius. I'm Will Pearson and as always I'm
joined by my good friend mangesh Hot Ticketer and on
the other side of his computer screen waving a pick
acts like he is ready for a gold rush. That's
our friend and producer Loell. I'm not sure if I'm
following this one exactly, but he's He's really waving it aggressively.
I do love how even in a quarantine, Lowell comes
(04:01):
through with the problems. It's so good. But you know,
I do have a little housekeeping to start this off.
Since we started off the show again, we've gotten really
really nice notes of people have been leaving reviews that
are super kind and writing to our Instagram and Facebook,
and honestly it's really heartwarming. It makes me so happy.
So thank you so much for listening. I I also
have an apology. I mentioned this previously, but one of
(04:23):
our readers, Charles wrote in this great correction about the
comic book character the Red Bee, and so I sent
him some honey in these cute little like bare bombs,
thinking it's on topic, and then it turns out he's
a beekeeper and the last thing he needs is honey. Yeah,
so I miscalculated on that front. I'm sorry, Charles. I
(04:44):
like the idea that he's just gonna work his way
into every episode. We're just gonna take turns thanking him
and then apologizing and then thanking him. So yeah, a
good way to go. But I'd say the bigger thing
is that last week we announced the very first ever
part time Genius Grant, and this is huge news because
we've never done this on the show before. We're gonna
(05:04):
give out six dollars to the person who sends us
the best ridiculous invention they come up with. Um, We've
had a handful of suggestions, but I can't stress how
prestigious this is. It's truly an honor. So send us
your inventions via Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, wherever. Just tags in
it and we'll look for it, and then next week
we'll announce who's won the big money. It's a big one.
(05:25):
I had actually forgotten that we committed to that six dollars,
so I need to need to focus this week. So
just so we're clear, parents aren't the only ones with
ridiculous invention ideas. Kids are welcome to UM. You know,
winning a part time Genius grant is going to look
so great on your college applications. Get your parents permission
to submit these, but we'd love to hear from you,
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so send in your ideas. But all right, enough of that,
it is time to get back to today's idea. This
week we're talking about great things hidden underground, and we
are of course joined by our favorite researcher, pal Gabe Lousier. Gabe,
what do you have for us? All right? So when
I think of weird things underground, one of the first
that comes to mind our cicadas. I actually have some
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fond memories of these guys from when I was a
kid in southern Maryland. Which it's kind of strange because
cicadas are, you know, gross monster bugs, which is not
all that endearing. But the sound they make is so distinct.
It's this ominous kind of drone. It almost sounds like
something sizzling. I feel like you have to do the
sound game, so okay, put me on the spot. I
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don't know, it's like they do much better. That's how
stuff sizzles about. Oh don't anyway, Cicadas, you know, they
were basically the soundtrack of my summer's growing up. But
there was one summer in particular, and this is where
my fact comes in where the cicada noise got cranked
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up to eleven. And this was in the summer of
ninety nine, which is the year that the brood five
cicada das came to town. And I know brood five,
it like makes them sound pretty tough, like these are
like like you're gang of cicadas or something. But basically
they're a species of cicadas known as periodical cicadas, and basically,
instead of emerging every summer to lay their eggs, these
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ones only come to the surface once every seventeen years.
So whenever that rolls around, the regions where these guys
live are flooded with swarms of cicadas. And they caused
this enormous racket for a month and a half and
during that time they lay some eggs, malt, some exoskeletons,
and then they all die and they're offspring burrowback underground
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for them next seventeen years. I mean, that is an
amazing life cycle when you think about it, but but
it's also kind of confusing, like why stay underground for
seventeen years instead of just one. Yeah. Well, the short
answer is, we don't really know. Like scientists think, maybe
it's because it puts their life cycle out of sync
with predators, so you know, it gives them a heer
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chance of survival. But that's just a guess. All we
know is that every seventeen years it gets really really
loud in the summer, and millions of these bugs all
come ountain party. That sounds terrible, but I like that
you started with animals because I also wanted to talk
about one, and that's the star nosed mole. If you
haven't seen one of these pictures, like a regular mold,
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but instead of the usual snout, they have this like
weird pink star shaped dependency on the front. And when
I used to see this in like children's dictionaries, I
I always thought it was a mistake. It kind of
looked like almost like when a cigar explodes in an
old cartoon. Yeah, it actually kind of looks like somebody
forgot to add a head to it. Instead, they just
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like glued a squid to its face as a prank.
Like it's pretty disgusting but also kind of cool looking. Yeah,
I mean, you kind of understand why they want to
stay underground, and that star knows is actually really functional.
It contains a hundred thousand nerve fibers which help it
sense it's pray, And just for reference, that's five times
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more touch sensors than we have in our entire hand.
And they're all crammed into this nose that's smaller than
like the tip of your pinky, So the mole makes
good use of them. It's basically blind, and it hunts
by bobbing that star up and down as it plows
through soil, so it's touching twelve different places all at once.
And the tactic is so effective that the star nosed
mole actually holds the record as the world's fastest eater.
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It can actually find and devour an insect in a
quarter of a second. That's pretty cool, all right. Well,
since you two have given underground wildlife, it's due I
feel like I should talk about the plant version of
the Internet. So instead of using wires and satellites to communicate,
plants use fungal threads called my celia, and it's pretty
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crucial to their survival. So take the phantom orchid for example.
These plants actually lack chlorophyll, which means they can't create
their own energy through you know, photosynthesis, which we all
remember from our elementary school years like other plants use.
So to get around this hang up, the orchid engages
in a strange three way partnership and involves an underground
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fungus and a nearby tree species. Now it sounds a
little kinkier than it actually has. Trust me on this one,
but the roots of both the orchid and the tree
are connected to the mycelia beneath the soil, and it's
through this middleman that the tree is able to transfer
carbon to the orchid, which is of course what it needs.
That's pretty incredible, but it also sounds a little too altruistic.
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What's in it for the trees to share its resources?
I mean share might not be the right word in
this case, and it's probably more accurate to say the
plant is is stealing the tree's carbon. But but it's
still pretty cool, fair enough. I I think you said
plants actually communicate through this net as well. Yeah, this
is this is pretty interesting. So a good example is
there's this bean plant that sends out a chemical signal
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whenever it's under attacked by a fits, and when this happens,
other bean plants in the area will pick up the
distress signal through the mycelia net, and even though they
aren't under attack themselves, they'll actually activate their anti a
fit defenses. This is so cool. So the question is
are the bean plants intentionally sending signals to warn their
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neighbors or are the neighboring plants just sort of like
eavesdropping to see if there are a fits in the area.
And technically the jury is still out on this, but
I do like the idea of plants having each other's
backs me too. Alright, Well, moving on from something potentially
sweet to something decidedly not sweet, let me tell you
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a little about fat birds. I hate that you picked
fat birds as the topic. The time has come though,
because I thought at least a few of our listeners
out there would get a kick out of this, and
maybe will too, we'll see. But fat birds are pretty
much what they sound like. It's an iceberg, but made
out of fat instead of ice. And another difference is
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that fat birds don't form in the open ocean. They
form underground, primarily in the pipe and sewers of cities,
and that's because fat birds aren't made from just any fat.
They're made from the fats and oils that we wash
down our drains each day, So we're talking about everything
from cooking oil to hair grease to body wash. All
of that gunk eventually collects in the pipes beneath our
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streets and it solidifies into a massive chunk of debris
a k a. A fat bird and berg. That would
be you know, gross enough on its own, but the
reality is even worse because everything we flushed down the
toilet is also fair game for the fat birds. It's
just such a great word. I just feel like we
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should all chant fat berg fat you were saying fat bird,
I think, sorry, I love those anyway, that's right, because
unfortunately it means a lot of bathroom trash that we
have no business flushing in the first place, like dental floss,
wet lips, and prophylactics. All of that results in a
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big tangle that's really tough to deal with. And if
these fat bergs are left unchecked, they can actually grow
so large that one can clog an entire sewer pipe,
slowing water flow, causing widespread backups of sewage. It's not
pretty and when it gets to that point, there aren't
a lot of ways to deal with this, Like you
either blast it with a power washer or you chip
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away at it with a pick axe. Yeah you hear that,
loll it is your time to shine with that pickaxe.
So I am curious, even though I'm grossed off with this,
how big can these get? Like I'm almost afraid to ask, Yeah,
they can get like disturbingly big. The largest one to
date was found beneath London back in and it was
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over eight hundred and twenty feet long and weighed more
than a hundred and thirty tons. It's hard to wrap
your head around just how massive that is, but for reference,
that's nearly three times the height of the Statue of
Liberty and a little over half the weight, so way
way too big for a sewer. And and keep in
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mind like New York City spends roughly five million per
year combating fat burgs, so even the smaller ones are
a huge problem. Now, I do feel like we should
clarify because I know, I know, we've been laughing a
little bit about the name fat burg, but I feel
like we should go on record and say that the
PTG family here we are firmly in the anti fat
Burgs camp on like some of those other podcasts out there,
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But listeners, please do your part and don't feed the
fat Burgs. All right, we'll be back with more after
a break. Welcome back to Part Time Genius. We're talking
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about all the strange stuff that you could but probably
won't find underground. And I think, Mango, I think you're
up next. What do you have? We've talked about living underground,
so let's talk about working under round. And there's a
weird new opportunity in Sweden where it doesn't even matter
what you're doing down there. There's this job available. It's
a new position. The only requirement is for the employee
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to clock in at the Coursewagan train station, which is
currently under I guess it's under construction beneath Gothenburg, Sweden.
And really that's it. According to the job description quote,
the position holds no duties or responsibilities besides the fact
that the work should be carried out at Corswagin. Whatever
the employee chooses to do constitutes the work. Seriously, like
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that sounds amazing. There's got to be a catch though, right,
there's actually no catch. It's a legit job offer. It's
complete with a competitive starting salary uh anual wage, increases,
paid vacation even at pension. And the best part is
you get to enjoy the job for the rest of
your life if you want it. The people behind the
project call it eternal employment. You might be wondering who's
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behind the project. It's the work of these artists, Simon
Golden and Jacob Seneby. They partnered with the Swedish Transit
Authority and they raised about sixty dollars for the project.
So the idea is to grow that initial sum through
investments and use it to pay one employee for as
long as they choose to work there. And if they
ever want to retire or you know, just not hang
out underground this train station all day, then they can
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simply leave and and a new employee will be chosen
to take their place. It's a super strange idea, but
if it sounds like the job for you, then there's
good news because anyone in the world is free to apply.
The only hitches that you have to wait a few years.
The applications won't be accepted until, which is a few
months before the station is set to open. I guess
that gives people plenty of time to to get that
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resume ready. But all right, well, if people are going
to live underground and work underground, you are definitely going
to need a way to relax underground, something that we
don't often think about when we're thinking about constructing these
sorts of things. But if you're looking for inspiration, you
could always take a page from a group of French
cinophiles and host your own underground movie theater. So to
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give you some context, they are about two hundred miles
of stone tunnels beneath the Moparness neighborhood in Paris. Those
tunnels are a product of the city's ancient stone quarries,
and they also serve as the final resting place for
more than six million Parisians. That's basically because their catacombs,
and even though they're not open to the public, people
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have been frequenting these things. Now, back in two thousand four,
the French police discovered a four hundred square foot cavern.
Now this is about sixty ft underground um and it
had been turned into this amphitheater, complete with a full
size movie screen, projection equipment and a wide selection of films.
There were even twenty or so seats carved directly into
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the stone itself. How cool is that? Is? Super cool.
It's like a secret movie club. It's like, yeah, literal
underground cinema. That's right, That's right. I mean, do you know,
I'm really curious, like, do you know what kind of
stuff they were watching down there? I couldn't find any
exact titles, but the reports I saw were that there
were a bunch of like fifties noir movies and some
recent thrillers. And the police did say that none of
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the films were obscene or banned or anything like that,
but that's not to say there wasn't anything nefarious going on.
According to this article in Gizmoto, the police also found
quote three thousand square feet of subterranean galleries, strong with lights,
wired for phones, and live with pirated electricity. The officers
uncovered a bar, a lounge, a workshop, and a dining
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corner complete with its own couscousmaker. I feel like illegal
couscous is the tastiest you know it is, you know
it is? That was my favorite part actually, But the
creepiest part is that when the police came back three
days later, all the phone and electricity lines had been cut,
and there was a note on the floor that just said,
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don't try to find us. I mean, isn't that spooky?
But that's where I thought the story would have ended.
But apparently, years later someone claimed credit for the Secrets Cinema.
The perpetrators turned out to be a group of urban
explorers who started mapping this underground network for fun, and
they liked it so much that once they were done
with the maps, they started looking for new ways to
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spend time down there, so they built themselves a movie theater.
I mean, you gotta stay busy, you know, And that's true.
Actually I have another fact here, another movie fact. Mind's
a little different though. It turns out the salt mines
in Kansas are full of old movie reels. Why is that? Yeah,
I mean, it's mostly because it's it's such a stable
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environment down there. But like for storing the films, the
temperature stays right around forty five degrees and humidity it's
pretty much perfect. And and obviously, you know, weather isn't
a factor down there either, because some of these facilities
are more than six feet below ground. And that's important
because a warmer temperatures, celluloid film will actually start to rot. Uh.
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They call it vinegar syndrome, and it's because the decaying
film gives off a really strong vinegar smell apparently. So
is it just old celluloyd movies that's in these vaults
or do they store new films there too? Yeah, it's
a mix of both. Nowadays, there are tons of the
early celluloid classics like The Wizard of Oz Gone with
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the Wind. Most of the Looney Tunes from the forties
and fifties are down there too, which is pretty cool. Um.
Later though movies shot on film are also They're like
the original Star Wars is down there. But it's not
just films either. Studios also used the salt mines uh
to store props and memorabilia. Like George Clooney's bat suit
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is a Batman costume. It's down there. I'd actually forgotten
that he played Batman. Yeah, I think the studio probably
wants to forget that too. But and and I'm pretty
sure that's why the suit is hidden down there. But
all right, well, my uh, my last fact of the
day here. I thought i'd keep it simple and tell
you a little about the deepest hole that has ever
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been dug. It's called the Super Deep Borehole, and it
was drilled into the surface of the Coola Peninsula in
Russia during the nineteen seventies and eighties. So after twenty
years of drilling, the whole reached its maximum depth, which
is forty thousand, two hundred and thirty feet or roughly
seven and a half miles underground. And that sounds insanely deep,
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but refresh my memory. How close to the center of
the Earth is that it's it's nowhere close to the
center there there, but it's still pretty cool. So the
earthcore is almost four thousand miles below us, so seven
and a half miles is barely half the distance to
the Earth's mantle. But that's the deepest we've ever managed
to get in terms of true vertical depth. So that's
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the deepest hole drilled by machine. But if you're looking
for the deepest hole ever dug by hand, that honor
goes to the Wooding Dean Well near Brighton in the
United Kingdom. It's one thousand, two hundred and eighty five
ft deep, so almost exactly as deep as the Empire
State Building is tall. Because this well was dug over
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a four year period during the mid eighteen hundreds, and
it was a long way down just to get some water.
You know, I really like all the New York references.
The fat Berg was as big as like three statues Liberties,
the Empire State Building here. But you know, I think
I'm gonna call this one and give it to Will
because I really like that plant Internet fact. I think
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that one kind of gem away gave you cool with that,
oh totally. Plus the Underground movie Theater will take Yeah,
I'll take it. I appreciate. I feel like I'm I
think I'm two for two now and it feels pretty good.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys. All right, Well
that will do it for today's Part Time Genius from Mango,
Gabe Luell and myself. Thank you so much for listening.
Stay inside and send those bad invention ideas for that
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