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From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies. History is
riddled with unexplained events. You can turn back now or
learn the stuff they don't want you to know. M Hello,
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welcome back to the show. My name is Matt, my
name is normal. They call me Ben. We are joined
with our super producer, Paul Mission Controlled Decond. Most importantly,
you are you. You are here that makes this stuff
they don't want you to know. For some of our
long time listeners, this may be a familiar topic. You see,
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way way back in the olden days, when Stuff they
Don't Want You to Know was purely a video show
on YouTube, Amazon and iTunes which is Apple Music now right,
but mostly the YouTube's Yeah. Way back in the day,
this show was entirely a video series and we covered
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all sorts of bizarre and strange events. The videos were
much shorter um. They were more like introduction episodes or
primers for things that we would invite people to examine
in depth on their own, and they looked a lot
better than the podcast. Yeah and mad Genius Matt Frederick
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was creating some stunning visuals. I was just saying, mostly
because your face was on it for most of the
time been. Yeah, I don't anyone who hasn't beheld the
majesty that is the face of ben Bowland. It is
a thing to be hoped. Like speaking to you through
the internet. All all four of us are lookers. And uh,
I think that the three of us all appear at
some point in that video series. Paul mission control decond
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did not to my mod it did one? Which one
is here? There's a video? Oh gosh, is from It's
the neuromarketing video. I want to say, no, wait, is
it not. It's not neuromarketing. It's one where you're trying
to find me and I'm in a sleeping bag. Oh.
And we walked past Paul's desk and Paul is sitting
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there with Annie next to him. Another producer here, and god,
she's not a producer anymore. I'm so sorry. She's the
host of Saber and the host of Sminty. You see.
That's how long we've been here doing this stuff. Back
in the day, Annie and Paul and me, we were
just producers, man, That's what we did. This was a
buckhead first off. I object to saying just producers. This
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was back in our buckhead days when we're in different office, right,
I remember that video? Yeah, but see now what I'm
what I mean by that? Is it now? Paul has
been on movie Crush recently talking about movies. Paul is
Paul is going to be starting his own podcast really soon.
It's called The decand it's only one second long. It's
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also guys, just on the marketing end of that, we
would prefer in messaging that you refer to it as
a podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast. So so, okay, mystery solved.
At least one mystery solved for today's episode. We have
all four appeared on the videos. If you watched the
Videos series, then you would have probably run into something
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that was very mysterious to us, a walnut that we
could not quite crack. And video format. We looked at
an organization called the Finders. The Finders were um involved
in an incident that shocked the United States in the
late eighties and then largely disappeared from the news. So
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the best way and think to delve into this very
very strange organization is to start with that event that
made national news. Here are the facts. On February eight,
the New York Times ran an odd article. It was
a report on six children who were found in a
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Tallahassee playground earlier that week, on February five, And you
know that's okay. There's six children found on a playground.
That's a little weird to begin with, but it gets
much stranger, right it does. According to an anonymous phone
call to the local police department, these kids aged two
to seven years old. We're not alone. They were accompanied
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by two well dressed men in their mid to late twenties,
a guy named Douglas Edward Zimmerman and a guy named
Michael jula Han, which I think that's just a fun
last name to say or have hold. So so you've
got these two again, according to this color, well dressed gentlemen,
well dressed men standing there with these kids. The kids, however,
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they look unkempt. They look to be just dirty and
in some way, again to this caller, somehow injured or abused.
And the first reports noted that at least two of
the kids exhibited some signs of sexual abuse. Now that's
a tough thing in my mind to quantify just by
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a visual um but who knows the circumstances there. You'd
ideally want a medical professional to examine the children, the
doctor because that's a heavy accusation, yeah, or therapists. It
doesn't seem like something you could easily profile. So we
have a lot of details about the men. They were
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either in a nineteen seventy nine or nine eight blue
Dodge van with Virginia plates. Uh. The license number, which
we could tell you now because this was back in
the eighties. It's x h W five five seven. And
who knows where that license plate is now if it's
been reused. Could I hope it's not yours? Yeah? Or
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I definitely hope it's not someone's idea of a nifty
vanity plate. So inside this van things become more distressing.
The van smells terrible. It's filled with maps, books, letters,
there's a mattress in the rear of the van, and
the police, based on the appearance of this vehicle, got
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the feeling that all eight people, the six kids and
the two adults, were living in it and had been
for some time. So these guys, who, to be clear,
are not the parents of any of these children. They
get arrested, they get booked into the Leon County jail.
They get charged with multiple counts of child abuse and
once they're in custody, the men um were somewhat evasive
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in their responses to the police in terms of the
children and their relationship with them, and said only that
they were the children's teachers and that they were all
en route to Mexico to create a school for gifted children.
Brilliant even, And at that point the police say, okay,
well that's an interesting story. We don't know if it
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all adds up. We're gonna go ahead and remove these
kids from your care. And then they tried, or they
started the process of at least of trying to identify
these children, like if this these guys are supposedly teachers,
where are their parents? Right? Right? So we're going to
play around with their chronology just a little bit and
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let you know spoiler alert that in March seventeen of
that same year, the charges against the men were entirely
dismissed and they were released from custody. This is only
the beginning of the story. As it turns out, these
two gentlemen were not acting alone. They were members of
a group, a commune of sorts, an organization that some
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would call a cult, and this would come to be
known as the finders. The mothers of those six children
were also affiliated with this organization, and they came forward
to the public through a spokesperson, Diane Sherwood, confirming that
they had approved this trip and that the two men
were taking the kids camping and everybody would be meeting
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up with the mothers at a later date. Furthermore, the
spokesperson confirmed that the mothers would now be traveling to
Tallahassee to pick up their children. So thus far we've
got we're teachers taking them to Mexico to start a
new school for brilliant children, and now we've got the
mothers coming forward through a spokesperson saying no, no, no no, no, no,
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that's not what happened. They were going on a camping trip.
Those guys were just you know, I guess the chaperones
maybe not mutually exclusive. But it is weird that the
story is already don't seem to jibe in a waterproof way.
So initial reports in various papers of note from the
Chicago Tribune to The New York Times, the Washington Post
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and more, implied that this was a case of everything
from a mundane kidnapping to possibly human trafficking to ellipses
dot dot dot a cult. Now this this is not
a particularly uncommon story in the nineteen eighties because this
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occurs at the height of what is called the Satanic
Panic in American culture, and during this time, largely in
the eighties, but a little bit out in the nineties
and seventies as well. There are numerous serious allegations of
cults conducting satanic rituals, abusing, sacrificing or kidnapping children, um
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and murdering people left and right. These proliferate throughout the
national zeitgeist. Some of us listening may be old enough
to remember this, but if you were born after this time,
it's a Google search away. These are the days when
various rock bands would be accute used of encoding satanic
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messages onto their records in some kind of Rube Goldbergs
complicated plan to convert people to them to the infernal
powers of darkness. Yeah, even the Zodiac case. Haraldo Rivera
and one of his shows he was making at the time,
turned that into a Satanic panic thing, like it was
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all about Satan and all of the symbols and everything,
and it's crazy to think, like, especially Haraldo and some
of these talk shows that's where I generally have memories
of seeing that kind of interview with somebody like, oh,
you were abused by a Satanic cult. You sacrificed your
own children, like what? And the other guy with the
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white hair was Donna Hue. Yeah, I remember, I barely
remember that show, but he was. He was active in
this stuff as well. And while the idea of Satanism,
or the misconception of what Satanism is what would be
called deistic Satanism, which we don't have to get into today,
but it's it's different on While that gets top billing
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in in the marquee of this cultural phenomenon, the big
concern was any kind of cult, a pagan by which
they non Christian religious organization, and a lot of these
things were used as smear tactics against people that were
unusual or groups that were unorthodox. But here's the thing.
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In the case of the Finders, these accusations may have
been more accurate than not. So that sounds intense. What
when are we going to find out about that? After
a quick word from our sponsor, here's where it gets crazy.
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The investigation continues and it gets more and more complicated,
and straight change and eventually goes sour. So let's go
back to February of so in the course of verifying
the identities and the stories of the men who were
arrested in Florida, police traced this cult to Virginia and
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Washingt d C. Where they also obtained a warrant to
search several buildings that were believed to be occupied by
this group. Originally the Post The Washington Post reported that
police found thousands of photos and documents and computer programs
at these various locations. They hoped that analyzing these would
give them what they needed, what they hoped to learn
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to help them decide what exactly the finders organization was.
And we have a quote from that Washington Post article.
It says they quote removed large plastic bags filled with
color slides, photographs, and photographic contact sheets. Some photos visible
through the bag carried from the warehouse at thirteen oh
seven fourth Eat. We're wallet sized pictures of children, similar
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to school photos, and some were of naked children. Here's
a continuing quote here. DC police sources said that some
of the items seized yesterday showed pictures of children engaged
in what appeared to be cult rituals. Officials of the U.
S Customs Service, called into aid in the investigation, said
that the material season includes photos showing children involved in
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blood letting, ceremonies of animals, and one photograph of a
child in chains. Customs officials said they were looking into
whether a child pornography operation was being conducted. Very very
heavy stuff in Yeah, and again, this is the Washington Post.
This is not, uh, some tabloid where you would see
the Satanic panic accusations a lot of the time. Right.
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This is not Weekly World News or the National Enquirer.
According to the records from the U. S District Court
in Washington, a confidential police source had previously told authorities
back in eighty six that the Finders were quote a
cult and they were conducting brainwashing operations at this warehouse
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and then at a duplex in the Glover Park neighborhood.
The source told the police that they had been recruited
by the Finders with promises of financial reward and sexual gratification,
and that they were invited by at least one member
to explore Satanism with them, and then, according to the affidavit,
the same source told authorities that children were used in
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rituals by the members, and the source did say they
had never witnessed abuse of the children, but that the
children's grandparents feared for their safety. No. Wow, So it
seems as though the parents had gotten involved in the
cult itself and the children were just kind of, um,
you know, they were victims of association many as will
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come to find. We're born into the organization. But while
we're on the subject of those six kids, we learn
a little bit more about them. So in the original reports, um,
the kids were described as being hungry, dirty, and under
duress of some kind, irritated a little bit, behaving erratically somewhat.
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But a local doctor who examined them said that none
of the children were actually ill. Uh. None seemed to
recognize objects though, like typewriters or staplers. Um. Though most
of the kids would wouldn't really talk to the police,
the oldest child was able to do that a little
bit more effectively. Um. She confirmed that she and the
other children had lived in Washington, d C. In a house,
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a group house, that the men were their teachers, and
that while living in this house in d C, they
received instructions from a man called the game caller or
game Leaders has got some true detective Season three Government
name of this guy is Merry and Petty. Yeah, so
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the kids said, Mr. Petty quote tells everyone what to do.
He's in charge. We kids slept outside and the mommy's
slept inside Mr Petty. And I find this to be
an odd thing for a kid to say, but it
sounds like they almost had their own way of talking
from this isolation they experienced. Mr Petty weans the kids
from the moms m HM. And this man police would
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come to find was named Mary and Petty. He was
known by various monikers in the group. He was called
the stroller, or the game caller, or the game leader.
And the neighbors of these DC locations were conflicted in
their descriptions of the finders. Some describe the group as
an out and out cult. They said that only women
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and children live on these premises. Male members of the
cult visit them frequently, and the adults are left over hippies,
and they don't really seem to care what the kids
do or what happens. I mean, these kids were so
dirty that they were prevented on from playing on playgrounds
in the area with other children because they had sores,
they were covered in filth. But another individual who had
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been associated with them in years past, not as a member.
He described the group as close knit feminist and they
said they're not a cult. They're all helping people, helping
folks in the community. And we see this contradictory information
make it to the press too. By February eleven, eighty seven,
the media had alternately described the group as a satanic cult,
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a group of Mary Prankster's kind of electric kool Aid
acid test style gone too far off the rails, or
a group of accomplished academics that were simply immersed in
a twenty year old social experiment. Talked about a longitudinal study. Yeah,
oh man, see I like that one that was like
that one makes everything okay to me as long as uh,
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they're actually not hurting the kids. But it sounds like
they were, I guess neglecting them. Wouldn't you say? Social experiment?
It's such a broad thing, but at least you'd get
something out of it. I guess stuff. They don't want
you to know. A social experiment, you know what, You're right,
it is a social experiment, no matter what, with guaranteed
no abuse. Luckily right. So there's another aspect to the
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closure of this investigation. This is a seed we want
to plant. Rumors circulated that after US Customs got involved
in the case, which will explore in a moment, UH,
the CIA or another intelligence agency stopped the investigation and
claimed did it become an internal matter for the agency
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and this this rumor was later confirmed to be true
from US Customs reports themselves primary sources. Let's hold that
in our minds for a moment, and let's explore the
mysterious man known as Marry and Petty, alternately known as M. D. Petty,
the game Caller, as you said, no, the Stroller, the
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game Leader, the pathfinder, and the student. He was the
leader of the Finders group from the nineteen sixties to
his death around two thousand and three, and it appears
that he would send members of the Finders on various
projects and referred to these projects as games. There's a
book by a former member of the organization called The
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Game Caller, which you can find online, and according to
this book, Petty had an extremely tight grip on the
dynamics of the organization. Former members felt that this man
could truly see into their souls sort of a metaphysical
X ray vision with his knowledge of Eastern mysticism and
his concepts of a new age of living. So in
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a way they did have um, I guess some some
feminist architecture to their thought process. I believe that women
never men should initially relationships because Petty told them so,
and that children should be raised quote like Indians on
the planes, strong and tough. They wanted independent thinkers, right,
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not somebody just parenting multiplication tables or capitals of states.
But in reality, what this turned out, what this ultimately
resulted in was a situation wherein children would be raised communally,
but taking care of the kids was considered the grunt work.
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So a lot of people would say, you know, you
would feel like everybody's having a party, but you're the
ones stuck washing the dishes, Which is not the way
you should think about child care. It is just from experience,
it's the way it feels. Sometimes sometimes it feels that way,
but uh, you're absolutely right, that is not how it
should be viewed. I need you to watch the kid
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because I'm going out to the discotheque. Oh you're going
to the discotheque again. There's a panic at the disco. Okay, fine,
there's no panic at the disco. Everyone chill at the disco.
There's a panic at the disco. Someone watched the Kid
for me. Well, you guys go have your exciting chill
panic and I'm just gonna play Silly Beast for hours
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on end. I like chill panic. That that sounds. That
feels like a very British emotion. Yes, exactly, Uh so
it's It's true though this this group experimented with the
concept of communal parenting. For lack of a better phrase,
and interviews with former members and associates of the group,
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um LAD law enforcement to believe that at its peak, though,
around forty or so followers actual long time followers. Because
this this group did practice an open house kind of
thing where you could walk in from any backgrounds right,
any socio economic status, demographic, former job, whatever, you could
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go in there and hang out with them. A lot
of people we find were turned off by this because
the finders emphasized doing work, playing their games as the
game caller directed them, and staying away from drugs. So
someone's living on the fringe, living on the grift, they
go in to get some free food, and then they're like, wait,
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I can't even do mushrooms here, like no, and you
have to participate in our conversations about social constructs. I
know that sounds like yeah, give me, I'll take man's
in any day. That's it's apparently that's that's not an
infrequent occurrence. Well yeah, and the other thing is the
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complexity of their I guess overall belief system seemed to
also turn off some people, right, yeah, yeah, it's a
it's weird because there wasn't really an introductory course. You're
just immedia arrests. You're in the middle of the story. Know,
there's just no dionetics. It's straight to cleaning out the
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theeton's can we say that? Yeah? Of course. Where is
David ms Kevidge's wife, Ah, man, I swear I saw her.
I don't know. We should ask David that, we should
ask the finders that's right there finding stuff. Probably not.
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She's likely in a ditch somewhere like a quarry. Well,
according to l A p D. Shelley ms Kovidge was
contacted years ago and said that she was fine. Yeah,
she did that. That's according to the Los Angeles Police Department.
And it's true that the Finders did have, as you said, Matt,
this very complex belief system that was pretty intimidating to
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new members or would be initiates. And at this time, Uh,
the game leader is about sixty six years old and
reportedly has a tunefull Southern accent, which I thought you
would appreciate, Matt. That's great. It's very much a yawler.
Wait do you think he was the Zodiac? I don't know. No,
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that's Ted Cruise. Oh he's in Tennessee. All right, we're good.
He must be too. He was probably pretty busy, but
maybe he sends other people out. I mean, what is
a game? Have you guys got to the part of
Monster where it's Ted Cruise yet? Yes? Sorry spoilers, we're
going to talk about that. That's the finale. That's like
the end of Usual Suspects. Yeah. We shouldn't mention that.
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We really shouldn't. I mean, gosh, the guy I was
born in nine. You gotta listen to the show, folks.
It's free wherever you find your favorite podcast. Yeah, there
we go, smooth plug, smooth plug. So, speaking of these
strange arcane things, right, these communities on the fringe, Uh,
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these bizarre theories, right, the tech crews thing is, you know,
at this point a theory sure, despite the overwhelming mass
of evidence, yes, but despite the inability via time. Okay,
all right, man, I'll play reindeer games. But off air, okay,
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only could he be the Zoa killer if he was
killing people before he was even conceived, or if there
were more than one killer. So you mean he came along,
was born, and then within his first year killed someone, know,
someone taught him what to do. Look sort of like
the monkey and that I ground post story. Yeah, there
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we go, only a baby. Yeah, okay, so he went
through time, was taught how to murder prior to be,
you know, getting into this plane of existence. So we're
saying that I know that it must be irritating to
you to hear to hear us tell you tell you,
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of all people about the Zodiac murders. But as we
talked about off air, as the three of us talked
about off air, Ted Cruz's birthday is allegedly after the
first two murders. Okay, So again, let's say he was
born five years before the murders. Why did I do?
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What did I do? What's the five year old killing
a cab driver named Paul stun Like I said, murders
of the room Morgue style. He was taught as a baby.
You could teach a baby to kill the smart man.
Why are you being anti baby? Do you think children
are dumb? Have been feeling that Brian Hartnell or somebody
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would have been like, yeah, that that kid wearing the
big Zodiac mask executions the biggest kid I've ever seen. Well, also,
going back to the idea of there being more than
one killer, how do you know it was not three
or four babies stacked Yeah, okay, you know I didn't.
I didn't take that into account, like wearing a trench coat. Yeah,
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but now now I'm now, if I'm being completely objective
in treating this with the seriousness that deserves, you go
to the question of the arms, because truly, someone would
have reported the baby arms. He would have been called
the baby arm killer. And it well, you know it,
it does. It does account for the handwriting, It does
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account for the hand It's like a child. I know,
this is a little bit of attention. This is possibly
the biggest tangent we've ever gone on. Oh no, no,
I don't know. We've had sebepic ones. But I do
want to say in all sincerity, it's a great show
and do check it out if you have a chance. Uh.
It is not filled with our terrible jokes about baby
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about Texas U S. Senator Ted Cruz, who should be respected.
Man deserves your respect, he deserves your vote, is an
elected official. My favorite conspiracy theory about Ted Cruz is
that he is Eddie Munster as an adult. So, getting
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getting back to getting back to the Finders, where did
this thing come from? Because some of us may have
noticed that I slipped in one very important detail, which
is that this organization dates back to the nineteen sixties,
and the commune evolved with things like the Human Potential
movement of the nineteen seventies had this huge emphasis on
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shedding inhibitions and delusions. And most of the people who
talked about the Finder's Cult at the time were former members,
and they wanted to be anonymous because they were either
apparently they were either embarrassed about being associated with the
group or they were frightened of the possible reactions from
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people who are still in the Finders organization and um
It was described as a twenty four hour sixty five
day a year training group for games. And this is
according to a guy who knew people in the organization
for years but was not ever himself actually in it.
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He said it was like people who go to an
institute for a weekend, but this was for a year
or a lifetime, and these games were always changing. I
want to know more about the games, Yes we will.
Oh man, you will be sick of the games in
a few minutes. It sounds like a D and D
boot camp or yeah, never ending larp. Yeah, exactly. So.
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Because of these games or these projects, it was often
tough for people outside of the group to know when
the members were being sincere or when they were playing
out some strange Discordian uh for fans of the Illuminatus trilogy,
Discordian social experiment or their fantasy you know. And there's
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another complication because, according to the game caller himself, the
stroll or the students, the group doesn't exist. Yes, you see,
there's no such thing as a Finders It's just a group.
It's a term for people who like to hang around me.
Oh oh, I have a question, sure, and all seriousness, um,
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if you recruit someone to join the Finder's cult, you
get a finder's fee. I feel like you're joking. Yes,
I mean it's a good question. Now it's it's a
dumb question. But no, that's crazy. Is that? Where is
this quote from? It's from Mary and Petty. He said
the final group doesn't exist. There's there's just a group
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of people who think I'm cool. That's hang out with
literally what it is though you just described, that's what
the is. He's at the center of a group that
like people that like to hang out with them. That's
what a cult leader is. So that leads us to
our next question, is this in fact a cult? We'll
find out right after a word from our sponsor. We're back. Okay.
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So it's been a little bit tedious, I think at times,
for at least on my part, to keep saying the
organization or the group. But that's because information about this
group it was originally contradictory and it remains so today.
It is true the police did find photos of group
members and their children wearing white robes while slaughtering goats
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at the group's farm in Virginia, But however, supporters and
critics of the group alike now agree that these strange
rights were an example of Petty's love for playing games
rather than an expression of pay again beliefs. And I
want to see what you guys think of this explanation.
So a former member of the Finders, who again asked
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to be anonymous, explained the famous thing that they refer
to internally as the goat Gate as occurring because of
this reason, those goats were vicious, the group decided to
eat them rather than keep them as pets. To then
create a dramatic scene with robes and so on, was
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to impress upon the kids the seriousness of killing an animal. Huh,
that's just like that's sort of one of those going
around your behole to get to your seahole kind of situations.
You know. It's interesting though, to me, I find something
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in that to be almost genuine. Really like, yeah, killing
a goat, You don't think that's sort of like the
dude from Arrested Development who like is like the missing
arm and they use him to teach a lesson. You
don't think that's just comical and it's like extremity to
teach such a simple lesson. Well, I could see that
it is, but I see that for sure. But I
also see, uh, the you know, the ancient practice of
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killing animals for our food that humans have been doing
since we've been able to carry a weapon or even
you know, attack something with our bare hands. Um, knowing
that at least knowing that this thing has life and
it is giving us further life. That's that old, old,
old belief. I can imagine trying to honor that in
some way, if you truly are going to kill one
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of these goats that you've had on your property, on
your farm, or wherever it is that you're existing, Um,
trying to impart that knowledge, that ancient knowledge onto these
children by having a ceremony. I could see that, thinking, yeah, yeah,
it's I think the way they explain it sounds contradictory,
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like what was that? You know? It sounds like they're
going from their b hole to get to their seahole,
but also sounds like they're being a bit a hole
about it, you know, because they're they're easier ways to
explain that. As Patch Adams, the American physician, points out,
he knew Mary and Petty pretty well, there's another phrase
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for this, and it's not It's not a Satanic ritual.
It's farming. You know what. I mean it's ranching Patch Adams.
It was this guy's buddy, as portrayed by Robin Williams
in the delightful children's Filmses Hunter Doherty, Patch Adams. I can't.
I feel like you buried the lead on this. This
(34:41):
is crazy. He just has some input on it. Yeah, Uh,
primarily because he thought the press was getting carried away
with their reporting of this due to that aforementioned satanic panics.
So he came to his aid in some respects, I
would asked about it and helped the kids hopefully. Well
that's right that I don't know. I know, I don't.
(35:01):
I don't want to gamble on speculation there. I don't know.
It would be nice Patch Adams cheese, It would be nice,
Dr Adams. Um. But here's the thing. You'll notice that
we're we're adding stuff in defense of this group, and
then we're saying but also we're just alternating back and forth.
So here's our new But also it turns out the
Finders had a history of run ins with the law
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and multiple times. Yeah, there's a former Finders Finders member
who said that members of the group used uh calls
like I guess a cold call of some sorts and
letters in a campaign you could call harassment against Arlington
County Juvenile Court Judge Andrew Ferrari awesome name in three
(35:47):
when Ferrari ruled that a child of the former member
should be separated from the family and placed in a
group home. So the whole thing came about when I
guess a child was going to be taken away from
the group right, and this guy Ferrari was like, yeah,
that's that's what we should do. Ferrari said that he
received calls in his office and his home from several
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members of the group we're talking about the finders here,
and uh, these members would argue that the child was
being in some way deprived of his freedom. And you know,
in a way, I guess kind of that kind of
is happening. But it's the um it's the job a
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lot of times of these courts to make sure that
the child's best interest is thought of right and not
of the family. And this whole concept of depriving the
child of his freedom. But anyway, the the judge said,
they didn't threaten me. The attitude was, how could you
be so unconstitutional, which again like almost has a point. Again,
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that's not illegal, either you know, to express your dislike
or your disagreement with a particular policy or a case decision. However,
it is harassment level, it could be harassment. It was
on the level that occurred here. And the explanation from
the Finders is not particularly satisfactory because in some cases
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they tried to say that they were using humor as
a as an approach. They have an emphasis on stuff
that they consider humorous, which I don't think a lot
of people would agree with. But but beat as it may,
(37:29):
they did. They did have a harassment campaign with that
one guy, Judge ferrari Uh. They also had another case
in Colepepper, Virginia, lawyer obtained a court order preventing the
Finders from harassing them about a divorce case because he
when he represented a former member during that case. The
lawyer's name was John Davies, said the Finders had really
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freaked him out using letters and phone calls. Then there
was a third case where another remember the group, said
his tires were slashed after he broke up with the
their whole shenanigan. He quit the game. Cults don't take
kindly to being broken up with, sort of like leaving
the mob or something. You know, yeah, always a member,
(38:17):
we're getting or not ever. I mean you can the
doors always open one way right there, like Hotel California,
like yeah. But one member described this as less of
a cult and more of an organization that started for
dropout professionals who just didn't know what to do with
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their lives. Said, I've got my job, got my my spouse,
by two point five kids, and I see the rest
of my life playing out in a very predictable way.
I'm not happy. Let me go do something else. But
according to this member, as utopian as this original ideal
was eventually soured and the organization took a bad turn
(39:01):
in the early nineteen eighties. There was a person who
was a second in command of the group named Barbara Sylvester,
and when she was in her forties in nineteen eighties,
she died at the Finder's house after she did not
receive any medical assistance for pendicitis, and this apparently made
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the student the game caller um very gloomy, and there
was a shift, a fundamental shift in the tone of
the group. So the Finders became increasingly secretive and hostile
and arrogant toward outsiders, non members, and that's according to
some former associates, members engaged in long self criticism sessions,
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exposing painful emotional inadequacies to the group. Members even cut
themselves off from seeing relatives and friends, which is typical
called like behavior. Um and former associates found themselves shunned
or treated brusquely if they left the group. Like we said,
it's very hard to extricate yourself from these kind of situations.
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You get treated brusquely. Now, brusquely, that's not nice. That's
your vocabulary word for the day. It is. I mean,
it basically means they were a little short with you,
that's right, you know, communicating in monosyllabic texts like with
an angry girlfriend, or they were terse another vision. Yeah,
it's true. And that's something that's unfortunately common in a
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lot of a lot of groups that people would describe
as cults, and in some groups would be considered more
mainstream religions. You know, if you're if you're out, you
are no longer part of the society, and you are
treated as an outsider. You're but a squirrel. Oh nice,
(40:51):
I see your reference. We are doing pretty well with
these callbacks and references here. I you know, if you
if you were catching some of those things were throwing,
we appreciate it. So so let's look at the problem
of child abuse. Was this a series of genuine events
(41:12):
or was this a another victim of the moral panic
that was paralyzed in the US at the time. There
are abuse allegations, and the core of these abuse allegations
can be traced back to that some of those US
Customs documents, one filed by Ramon J. Martinez. He says,
(41:33):
and there's a long passage here that we can paraphrase.
He says that he was able to execute a warrant
at one of their houses, and upon execution that warrant,
he had the run of the entire building. He found
several people on the premises, but only one was definitely
(41:54):
connected with the finders. The other people were just sort
of layabouts. And he found a room equipped with several computers, printers,
and tons of documents and paperwork. Uh. And here's what
he said he found in the paperwork. Quote. Cursory examination
of the documents revealed detailed instructions for attaining children for
(42:17):
unspecified purposes. The instructions included the impregnation of female members
of the community known as the finders, purchasing children, trading
and kidnapping children. Uh, that's not all they found. They
also found telex messages using m c I account numbers
(42:39):
between a computer terminal that was believed to be located
in the same room and others across the country and
in foreign nations. One of these telexes again this, according
to Martinez, specifically ordered the purchase of two children in
Hong Kong to be arranged through a contact with the
Chinese embassy. M c I, by the way, was an
old telecom company. Does anybody remember m CIS. Don't they
(43:02):
make a T M S. I don't know they used to.
Oh yeah, they went away, and I think no, I'm
thinking of m c R. That's not the same as
m c I. N c R is still around and
they make they make automatic teller machines. It's with a T.
M stands for him. Yeah, they were, Yeah, they were
(43:23):
involved in the regulatory changes that led to the breakup
of A T and T. That's right, right, that's right.
And Uh, forever, no matter how long n c R
is an actual company, it will always stand for New
California Republic for in my mind because of the Fallout
series anyway, that's right, right, Yeah, I love the Fallout callbacks.
(43:48):
It's a great game. So I know several of us
listening are saying, hey, this is not the Mandela effect.
You did mention that the CIA apparently closed down the investigation.
Are the Finders? Um? Are the Finders an organization that
is associated with intelligence and espionage and spycraft and psy
(44:12):
ops and purchasing children and human trafficking. Yeah, this is
a fairly common allegation. We run into with a lot
of splinter religious or spiritual movements like Jim Jones and
the People's Temple. Right is, there's some very strange governmental
connections there. In the case of the Finders, we initially
(44:35):
would say, why would the CIA become involved with some
fringe commune group. The answer to that is pretty apparent,
especially if it's a product of the nineties, sixties and seventies.
They were concerned about possible disruptions to the status quo
and this, look, this sounds like crazy Big Brothers stuff
that happened with cointelpro. It sounds distant, like it's a
(44:55):
footnote in the recent past. But people are being try
by the government for being vegan. Now. It's like William
Faulkner said, the past isn't over. It's not even past.
We are living through the same things. It's just a
matter of time before a lot of that stuff gets declassified.
So it's not crazy that the CIA would show interest
(45:18):
in some fringe commune group. According to Petty, government investigators
tailed him for at least four years back in the
nineteen sixties. At first they thought maybe he was a
big time drug dealer, not because he was around a
lot of drugs, but because he never actually used any drugs,
and so they thought, you know, Heisenberg style, the legit
(45:41):
people don't mess with their own product, right, and they're
doing some weird things that these people seem so odd,
and how are they subsisting? Must be drug Yeah, And
then they decided, if it's not drugs, he must be
an active front operation for the CIA. So the CIA
got contacted. They ran his name through a database and
(46:02):
they said, nope, he's not one of ours. And this
irritated the heck out of the investigators. According to Petty,
one of the investigators said, you know, I've been working
on you for four years, and I can't figure out
what you're doing. What the hell are you doing? I'm
playing some games. They're detective, just playing some games. Mr
spy Man and a cat and mouse kind of situation,
(46:26):
you know it. I'm just you know, throwing the dice
and see if I can get a critical D and
D reference. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also known as Cretty now
ye rolling, he is named after He has taken that
appellation due to his love of dn D. That's most
(46:50):
of his songs are metaphors for various D and D situations,
and all of his albums are based on previous campaign
that he has conducted with his dn D group. I'm
just gonna believe you. Hey, you know what, you could
google it? No, yeah, seriously, all right, I'm gonna do
(47:11):
what I'm gonna do that right after this from our
Oh note it's not another sponsory. Okay, let's keep going.
Like his twenty two track double album Forever as a
mighty long time think about it, Matt oh, it's a king. Yeah. No,
I get he's talking about being like exiled, and you know,
when you're out of play, when you're exiled, you're you're
basically off the game board and then you can only
(47:34):
be un exiled. You know. It's not like you can
come back from the graveyard. I get what he's saying.
The pieces come together, so so speaking in pieces coming together,
Petty was actually asked about this possible CIA connection in
one of his rare interviews, and we have his response,
(47:55):
I'm gonna do my Petty voice. Yeah, I'm gonna do
him kind of more like Tom Petty. Oh dude, I'm
scared how you can do that. Tom Petty is a
man of many voices. I love his voice on King
of the Hill. Alright, p Tom Patty, by the way,
it seemed like a lovely man. Um. I just kept
open house to a lot of the counter intelligence and
intelligence people. Over the years. I've been reported to their
(48:16):
security officers probably plenty of times for trying to figure
out what's going on in the world. I've tried all
my life to get behind the scenes in the CIA.
I sent my wife in as a spy to spy
on the CIA for me. She was very happy about it,
happy to tell me everything she found out. She was
in a key place, you know, with the records, and
(48:37):
she could find out all these things for me and
my son. Worked for Air America, which was proprietary of
the CIA. There was some connections, but not to me personally.
I thought Jeanine Garofalo started Air America. I didn't know
she had any CIA ties. Uh yeah, Are America actually
was front that he got that right, Yeah, that's true.
(48:58):
They were responsible for substand full amounts of illegal drugs
entering the country. Yeah kidding, Yeah, not a radio program
or anything. It's a it was a air a flight company,
an airplane trip, having a company, an airline. It was
an aline I've never heard at. Yeah, it was operated
(49:19):
from nineteen fifty to nineteen seventy six. Is a CIA front,
and they would ferry over drugs and then you know
black bag, black budget cash. Well, I feel like a fool.
Thank you guys for it for a pointing out. Well,
it's just it's odd that he has that connection if
it's true. And also, lest I make Air America sounds
(49:43):
completely like a drug smuggling operation, which it was arguably is.
They also conducted military operations imposed his civilian air carriers.
But yes, Air America, it is true they were a
CIA front. He was aware of it in his interview
and just out and out saying that his son worked
for Air America makes me think that it's not true. Yeah,
(50:06):
just to be honest, if someone worked, I mean, those
are federal crimes. Yeah, and he says it as an
aside at the end, like oh yeah, and that happened
and a lot of And I'm not saying he's a
cult leader, to be fair, but quite a few cult
leaders engage in that sort of tactic, that rhetorical tactic
of name dropping things casually. You know. It's like, well,
(50:27):
it's it's like my friend Deepak Chopra always says, you
should give me money, you know what I mean. That's
a terrible example. And I'm sure that Deepak Choper doesn't
talk that way. But that's how cult leaders manipulate people. Yeah,
he it's a big upping of sorts. Um, me and
my group were important, we're doing big things. But we
(50:49):
found out we found another quote from another writer that
showed that, uh maybe this, uh this really is just
a bunch of non sense. Yes, according to Wendel Minick,
the author of Spies and Provocateurs and Encyclopedia of Espionage
and Covert Action, the Finders would love you to think
(51:13):
they're a CIA front, but I would say they're really nothing.
You're going to hear a lot of bullshit on the
finders because they lie. These are dysfunctional adults, but they're
all working their asses off. They're constantly working on some project.
If you have a cult, the best way to control
people is to keep them busy, which is true, to
(51:34):
keep their minds occupy. If you have people standing around
doing nothing and they start thinking. Well, it's also true
that um Petty says that he is intensely studied the CIA.
He says that it's it's not that the CIA is
working with him or investigating him, so he's fascinated by them,
(51:56):
which also sounds a little bit self aggrandizing. Right, So there,
there we have it. This is weird. This is a weird,
weird bag of badgers, and it looks like it's gonna
disappear from the news because the CIA did shut down
the investigation for one reason or another, at least that
is until nineteen nine three when the Justice Department says, uh,
(52:20):
like six years later, yeah, and it was because they
they found unresolved matters when in relation to the group. Right,
And this guy Tom Lewis, who was a representative from
Florida elaborated, UM, could our own government have something to
do with this Finders organization and turn their backs on
these children? That's what all the evidence points to. He
(52:41):
went on to say that, and there's a lot of evidence.
I can tell you this. We've got a lot of
people scrambling and that wouldn't be happening if there was
nothing here. And then also if you look to the U.
S News, this is a this is a source, right,
the U. S News, Um, they said that some of
the Finders, at least according to US source that was
in an article in the OST News. Uh. They said
(53:02):
that some of the Finders were listed in the FBI's
classified counter intelligence files. And then later all investigations into
the Finders were ordered stopped by the Justice Department. That's
the big player, um, as the case was determined to
pretty much be a national security matter. We've heard that before, right,
and uh it was referred back to the CIA again,
(53:24):
So that's weird. Right. Also, Also we have to point
out the hazard of anonymous sources. We talked about this
in past episodes. Oftentimes an anonymous source is not what
it implies itself to be. Like for instance, when there's
military news from anonymous sources. It's often leaked by the
(53:46):
people who are supposed to be keeping that secret because
they want to signal something, usually not to the domestic audience,
usually to a foreign audience. So somebody might be saying, well,
I can't report this on the record because you know,
the army doesn't want you to know that we have
these active weapons in this part of the theater. Right,
(54:10):
But that person, that anonymous source is like employed by
the general, and the general said, you know, make sure
this gets out. Yeah, let it. Let those guys know,
let them know they're not the only ones that can
cause headaches in Vertigo with sonic based weapons. We just
we need to we need to uh wave a flag
real quick, right, yeah, totally. So it could be the
(54:31):
source is just making things up, absolute bologney. It could
even be a member of the Finders playing an elaborate game,
a social project. Maybe it's another prank. Whoa, I never
even thought of that. Maybe Petty himself, through a proxy,
spread this idea of the return of the CIA. But
we do know, according to the customs documents, the CIA
(54:53):
did it did go in there once. And this leads
us to um the weird inclusion or wrap up. So
in later years, the Finders moved to a town called Culpepper, Virginia.
They became known for their eccentric activities. They walked around
they you know, they spent a lot of time there. Uh.
They owned an old theater and they were best known
(55:15):
for uh writing bizarre messages on the old theater Marquis.
Remember we mentioned the Marquis at the beginning of the episode. Well,
boom boom boom. Now it paid off. These were not
your typical messages. There were there were things that were
kind of funny, like free money. There were things that
didn't make much sense, like spycraft, a great game where
(55:37):
your money is there is your life and love m hm.
And they they go on uh for years doing this
kind of stuff. And Petty lives there. He's pretty comfortable.
He strolls around town just seeing what's up, sending people
to games. And then after his death in either two
(55:57):
thousand three or two thousand four, the group, which may
have continued in some way, largely disappeared from the news
from the media, and most reputable sources currently agree that
the Finders were more an experimental community made for their
own amusement. Instead of being nefarious or sinister, they were
eccentric and weird and having fun. And if that is
(56:21):
the case, and they're not hurting anybody, we cannot and
should not um detigrade people for living life as they
wish to live it, as long as they're not abusing children. Right.
And however, despite all that, despite all that, which is
very fair on our part, it is still true that
(56:42):
the CIA did intervene at least once in the investigation
back in why we still don't know? That appears to
be the stuff they don't want you to know all
Why if you are a member of the Finders or
if you've been a seated with them, we would love
to hear your take on this. Yes, please, do you
(57:04):
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Are you from Culpepper, Virginia? Let us know have you
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