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My name is Joe McCormick. My regular co host Robert
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contact at stuff to Blow your Mind dot com. Okay,
I'm going to kick things off with some responses to
our episodes on the Moons of Uranus. Let's see so.
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In that series on the Moons of Uranus, we talked
about how difficult it is to come up with a
visual representation of the Solar System that faithfully communicates the
size of objects and the true scale of the distances
between them while being comprehensible all at once. You can't
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really do it in say, a single page illustration in
a book, but a number of listeners got in touch
about various, often very clever ways people have tried to
demonstrate the scale of the Solar System using videos or
interactive media. So this message is from Shana. Shana says, Hello,
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Robin Joe. I'm currently listening to the Moons of Earnest
part one. It felt the need to email this before
I forgot. While there are no pictures that can show
the true distance of planets in our Solar system, a
few years ago some folks created a giant scale model
in Nevada and created a short film about it. Here's
the description directly directly from them quote. On a dry
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lake bed in Nevada, a group of friends built the
first scale model of the Solar system with complete planetary orbits,
a true illustration of our place in the universe. And
if folks listening want to look this up. The video
is called two Scale the Solar System and it's currently
on YouTube, at least it was when I recorded this.
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Shana says, it's very cool and I think y'all would
enjoy the video. Well, yes, thank you for sending this, Shana.
I think this is totally a very excellent mini documentary.
It's by a couple of filmmakers named Wiley Overstreet and
Alex Garage, and it's definitely worth a look. So they
stage this in a place called Black Rock Desert. Again,
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this is in sort of the northwest corner of the
US state of Nevada, and in order to build a
scale model of the Solar System with the Earth pegged
to the size of a marble, they figure out that
they need about seven miles of flat ground to represent
the orbital plane of the Sun and all of its
major planets. And they do this, as they say in
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the description, in a dry lake bed, measuring out the
distances with what looks like surveying equipment and then marking
the orbital pathways with tire tracks. So they're out there
like driving a van around in these giant circles, around
in the sand, and in line with our original point
in the episode, it is shocking to see suddenly how
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far out they have to drive after Saturn. Of course,
the distances increase as you go out from Earth in
Mars to Jupiter and Saturn. After Saturn to mark the
orbit of Uranus and then of Neptune, the distances are gargantuan,
and in the end, the radius of the orbit of
the little ball representing the planet Neptune is five point
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six kilometers or three point five miles, so the full
diameter of the model is about seven miles and absolutely
no disrespect at all to what they did here, which
again is excellent, but I think it still sort of
fails to capture both the scale of the distance and
the scale of the objects all at once, because when
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you zoom out enough to see the full orbit of Neptune,
the differences in size between the objects and the model
become impossible to detect. In fact, they're impossible to zoomed
much further in than that. They're all just points of
light traveling around in ellipses in the distance. So I
certainly don't think this is a failure on the part
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of the filmmakers. I suspect that there is just like
literally no way to do this given the resolution human vision.
Another message on this subject from Brian. Brian says, greetings,
I recently enjoyed your Moons of Urines podcasts, and my
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memory was pricked by one of the comments you made
during the first episode. You were talking about how difficult
it is to accurately represent both size and distance for
depictions of the Solar System. I've seen several videos of
various attempts, and then I think he's referring to the
one I just described with a beach ball sized Sun
leading to a neptune multiple miles away. But there is
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one easy to access source that blew my mind, and
for a brief description, Brian provides a link here. This
is a website by a designer named Josh Wirth, and
it's called If the Moon Were Only One Pixel, a
tediously accurate map of the Solar System, and it begins
with a sort of palm of the hand sized representation
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of the Sun and then to scroll a horizontal scroll
through space at accurate scale distances until you reach accurate
scale illustrations of the planets, and as the title indicates,
Earth's moon is one pixel. If you actually do this,
the amount of scrolling required is ludicrous. You will go plaid.
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Brian continues, this site does a fantastic job at really
demonstrating the space between worlds. It's almost impossible to not
fast click the scroll bar, even though you skip over
some of the author's commentary, just because there is so
much empty space. After scrolling and scrolling through endless amounts
of space, you finally get to Jupiter and then look
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at the scroll bar and realize you've not even gone
one quarter of the way through. This site goes out
to Pluto for your reference. There are lots of informative,
pithy and imaginative comments along the way, but I challenge
anyone to just scroll using the aero button. You won't
be able to do it. This site really slams home
how much of space is well space. Even in our neighborhood,
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things are so far apart as to be unreachable, and
that's just our solar system. The end of the scroll
slaps you in the face with the fact that after
all that, to get to the next checkpoint, meaning the
next star, the closest star to our solar system, you'd
need to repeat the entire scroll six seven hundred and
seventy one more times. I'd highly encourage you to play
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around for a bit on this site. It's very instructive
and fun. Brian, Thank you Brian once again. Yeah, I
think this is an excellent model, but of course it
still does not allow you to take it in all
at once, which just might not be a thing humans
can do. All right, Getting a little bit away from
the scale question. Just to other topics raised in our
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Moons of Urinus series. This is from Jim. Jim says, Hi, guys,
guy love the new series. Early in the episode, Joe
was talking about planetary distances. I was curious if you've
ever discussed the Titious Bode law. That spelled titi Us
and then Bode is bode. I don't know if that's
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a bode or boda. I'm just gonna say bode, And
Jim says, which is a mathematical formula that predicts planetary
distances from the Sun. Jim, yes, we actually have discussed
the Titius Bode law before. I think it came up
in our series on hypothetical Solar System objects that either
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don't exist because they never existed, or maybe once existed
but no longer exist. That series was called The Lost
Daughters of aten at e n. If you want a
deeper treatment, you can go check out those episodes. But
the short version is that the titious Bode is a
peculiar observation that you can predict the approximate mean orbital
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distance of all the planets out to Uranus with a
simple mathematical formula. It's got a few variables based on
planet order and the distance of an astronomical unit. And
this was written about in the eighteenth century by two
German astronomers named Johan Daniel Tischius and Johann elert Bode.
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The two Johans and this formula. Yeah, it is a
really interesting observation. So it gets very close to predicting
the orbital distances of Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn.
There are some cases where it's a little bit off,
but it's very close. And at the time of its
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original publication there was an interesting complication, which was that
the prediction seemed to break down because it predicted a
planet orbiting at two point eight astronomical unit, so two
point eight times the distance between the Earth and the Sun,
and that would be between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter,
where no planet was known at the time. However, this
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failure was reversed with the discovery of the dwarf Planet
Series in eighteen oh one, which we now know to
be the largest object in the asteroid belt. So series
and the asteroid belt roughly correspond to the gap in
the predicted sequence between Jupiter and Mars. Tisitius Bode then
also racked up a victory when Uranus was discovered. This
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was actually earlier, this was in the late eighteenth century,
but Tisiu's boat had a victory with the discovery of
Uranus because what do you know, it was very close
again to what the formula predicted for the next planet
after Saturn. But despite this really impressive record, and despite
the unfortunate use of the word law sometimes in its
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name people say the Titius Bode law. Other people just say,
like the Titius Bode rule or Titius Bode or something.
It is not a law of nature. It totally fails
to predict the orbit of Neptune. And as best I
can tell, last time I looked into this. Experts in
astrophysics are not aware of any reason this formula had
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to be true or had to hold true, meaning it
is not derived from any fundamental facts about how solar
systems generally form, or any laws of physics that would
apply to all planets and stars in the galaxy. It's
probably just a really strange, fascinating coincidence that you can
put together a mathematical formula that happens to tell you
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where most, but not all, of the big things in
our solar system are. So maybe the two Johanns were
kind of doing the number twenty three, but in space,
all right. This next message about moons of Uranus is
from Eric. Eric says, Hi, Robin Joe, thanks for the
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episodes about Uranus and its moons. I've been meaning to
read A Midsummer Night's Dream but haven't gotten around to
it yet, So I didn't know any thing about the
characters for whom many of the moons are named, but
it shed some light on an urban fantasy book series
that I love, called The Dresden Files. The author borrows
mythology from nearly everywhere on the internal principle that all
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mythology is actually true. Some of the Midsommer characters, including
Mab and Titania, feature prominently. Then Eric says, you mentioned
Messier and his comet addiction in the first episode, and
to refresh, Yeah, this is referring to the French astronomer
Charles Messier, one of the people William Herschel wrote to
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in seventeen eighty one about his discovery of Uranus. At first,
William Herschel thought that it wasn't a planet but a
comet or something. And Messier was so famous for finding
comets that he was nicknamed the Ferret of comets by
the French King Louis the fifteenth But back to Eric's message,
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Eric writes, comics were kind of a big deal in
the eighteenth and nineteen century, in that weird period in
which people understood that heavenly bodies obeyed natural laws, but
they still kind of liked astrology. After Halley, people realized
that more of the fuzzy blobs they spotted were comets,
so there was kind of a rush to be the
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first to spot the next comet. Charles Messier was one
of those, and he created the Messia catalog, which includes
Andromeda M thirty one, the crab Nebula M one, and
over one hundred other objects. Interestingly, he cataloged these objects
not because he thought them interesting, but because they weren't comets.
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It was basically his oops list, so he wouldn't waste
time looking at fuzzy blob number thirty one night after
night in the hope that it would turn out to
be a comet. It's ironic that today amateur astronomers typically
spend far more time looking at the things on his
list than searching for comets. In fact, there are certain
times of year when some amateur astronomers will try to
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complete a Messia marathon, in which they tried to spot
each of the one hundred and ten Messia objects in
a single night. I've never done it because I'm a very,
very lazy amateur astronomer. Thanks for the great episodes. While
I would be perfectly happy to have you put out
episodes on space objects every week, I think it's better
for all of your other listeners to space out pun
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unintended these types of episodes. Hope you were all well, Eric,
Thank you Eric. Okay, this next message comes from Constantine
and it concerns our episodes. On the beaver, and also
a little bit on the moons of Uranus. Constantine says, gents,
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thank you for reading my email last week. I have
gained tremendous cool points in my household after that. Mind you,
those points are self assigned, but they are valued just
the same. Yeah. As a reminder, Constantine wrote us a
really excellent, highly detailed message about Greek pronunciation in English,
especially as it applies to the names of planets. Constantine says,
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I didn't think I would be writing in so soon again,
but I have a small complaint to register with the authorities.
How can you have not one, but two beaver episodes
and not mention that this mighty, mighty rodent is the
national animal of Canada. The beaver even appears on our
nickel see attached. All right, so I am looking at
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a picture of the beaver side the beaver face I
guess of the Canadian nickel. This one is minted nineteen
sixty five, and I'm going to put on my art
critic hat for the Canadian nickel. I have to say
I sense a lot of pathos in this beaver. This
beaver looks far less whimsical and substantially more aggressive than most.
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So it is head down, ears, back muscles tensed, four
paws in advance, with claws digging into the wet log below.
The beaver, I would say, on the nickel looks not
like a herbivorous rodent, but like a predator preparing to strike.
But it's a beaver, so what is it going to strike?
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Like a willow stump? And then there's another layer of
emotion underneath the predatory pose. There is a thwarted, frustrated
sadness in its posture. It even made me think of
the Rilka poem The Panther, which is about a panther
kept in a zoo in Paris, and in the translation
by Stephen Mitchell, the poem begins his vision from the
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constantly passing bars has grown so weary that it cannot
hold anything else. It seems to him there are a
thousand bars, and behind the bars no world. So I
was thinking about this, and finally it hit me. I
think the beaver inside the nickel wants to break out
everywhere it goes. Maybe it hears the sound of water running,
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the trickling sound that that drives the beaver mad, and
it knows it must find and plug the leak. But
to do that it has to escape the confines of
the coin, and maybe one day it will. So back
to Constantine's message, sure, America has its eagle and the
UK has its lion, but we knooks wear the best smile,
with debucktoothed beaver as our national animal of choice, so
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beware lest you upset us, and we wave our sticks
at you. Ah. Very nice. Despite this regal creature being
part of everyday Canadian life, I was shocked to learn
that the beaver has a cloaca. Even my wife, the veterinarian,
was surprised that that detail did not make it into
her curriculum at VET school. And now I work this
fact into every conversation I have with folks back in
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our maple leaf land. By the way, I forgot to
mention in my email on Uranus that in Greek we
call the eight planets of the Solar system by the
Greek god names. So it is Hermes that would be Mercury, Aphrodite,
that would be Venus, Gaya that would be Earth. Though
Constantine us last time that in Greek Gaya is pronounced
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ye Ares, which is Mars, Zeus, which is Jupiter Chronos
which is Saturn Uranus and Poseidon, which is Neptune. Take
that Romans. As for the planet Pluto planet in quotation marks,
I guess because of Pluto no longer being considered a
major planet for whatever reason, it went rogue and goes
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by both Hades and Pluto in Greek, and that is
the real reason that the Greek illuminati had Pluto acted
from the pantheon of planets. I'm just saying, don't cross us.
Things happen, stay groovy. Cheers regards Constantine. All right, thank you, Constantine.
All right, I'm going to do a little bit of
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weird house cinema response. This is about our episode on
The Super Mario Brothers nineteen ninety three. It is from
Andrew says, Hi, Robert and Joe love the show. Thank
you for all your hard work and making it happen.
But after the most recent weird house I had to
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leap to the defense of a film that, if not
great or even really good, was one of my favorites
of all time. I loved the Super Mario Brothers movie
when I was a kid. It's hard to overstate just
how cool and grown up it felt to my seven
year old brain. I saw it in the theater with
my best friend at the time, and it became regular
viewing for me after my father rented it on VHS
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and copied it to our Beta Max. A few years ago,
it was available to stream and I watched it again
with my kids, and yeah, it's not good. There's still
a lot to love, the chemistry between John Leguizamo and
Bob Hoskins, despite both allegedly being drunk for much of
the production, all the stoogely antics of Iggy and Spike,
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the big dopey grin, all the goombas have, But yeah,
it's a mess. You talked in the podcast about what
a challenge it would have been to develop a plot
around something as narratively thin as a Mario game. However,
to place the film in context, there were already at
least three separate Super Mario cartoons available for Saturday morning
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viewing on cable at the time of its release. Those
of us who watched them were already accustomed to these
characterizations and stories in Mario's world. The film just gave
us an edgier take on everything, which fit perfectly with
the zeitgeist of the early nineties. You know, off, Mike
Rob and I were discussing other adaptations of Super Mario
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Brothers to different media, and he shared with me something
that I think somebody sent him on the discord. So
I don't actually remember at this point what the media was,
but it was a Super Mario Brothers cartoon that may
have been from Japan that I think predates the live
action movie, and I just watched a clip from part
of it. It is the Super Mario Brothers hiking through
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the desert with some kind of blue pet, like a
blue dog like creature at their side, and there's a
musical number and the lyrics in translation include lines like
don't cry any more, baby, I'm right here for you.
We are super, but I don't know. We're super, but
what to do with my love?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Now?
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If only the live action movie had had more of
that painful, yearning emotional core to it. You know, I
can almost hear Bob Hoskins saying it, We're super, but
I don't know what to do with my love Anyway.
Back to Andrew's message, Andrews says the film also gave
me one of my first cultural Easter egg hunts. There
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were the big obvious references to the game franchise, like
pipe travel, the red and green coveralls, the mushrooms, jump boots, etc.
But there were also a number of more subtle nods
as well. The cartridges they load into their boots have
faces painted on them like bullet bills. The brutalist architecture
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inside Koopa's tower invokes blocks that make up the fortress
levels in Super Mario Brothers three, and the lady in
red in the movie is called big Bertha, like the
large angry fish that tries to swallow you whole in
some of the water levels. Some of these references seem
a little lazy in retrospect, but I can still remember
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how exciting it seemed for me as a child to
keep noticing these details. So yeah, it's definitely not a
great film, But contrary to your assessment, I think there
was a lot there for children of the decade to
latch onto, particularly at a time when there was a
very different standard for what was appropriate for kids to see.
In spite of all its shortcomings, Super Mario Brothers nineteen
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ninety three is easily one of my favorite films just
in terms of how much enjoyment I got out of
it when I was young and remember, this was considered
to be the first ever game to film adaptation, and
none of us had any idea what that was supposed
to look like. There was no formula for a feature
like this, so the filmmakers chucked us into a bizarre,
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violent world with sticky reptilian sexuality and alternately gross and
imposing locales. That's a huge swing, and even if it
didn't totally connect, it's still infinitely more interesting than almost
any video game movie that came after. Finally, I'm convinced
there is a deep bonus joke hidden behind the layers
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of membranous fungus and garbage. You remarked on how all
the cars have mad Max spikes and shoot sparks and
have old skeletons hanging off of their grills. You probably
also notice that they all have electrical leads that contact
metal cages above the streets like bumper cars, and that
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the police car that Mario and Luigi Steele loses power
once they exit the city. It would seem that the
people of dino Hattan are pioneering the electric car, presumably
because the descendants of dinosaurs would be reluctant to develop
fossil fuel sources parentheses. You and I know that oil
is the remains of oceanic plants, animals, and bacteria. But
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I'll bet the filmmakers didn't. Thank you again for all
you do to make my work days more bearable and
educate me on subjects I had never even heard of. Andrew, Well,
thank you so much, Andrew, I point taken. You know,
whatever the film's shortcomings, I think I hope it came
through at least that it was worthy of a deep,
deep look. And I still stand by my comment that
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I would read a book length work going into the
making and significance of Super Mario Brothers. The movie. It is,
if nothing else, and absolutely fascinating. How did this happen? Artifact? Okay,
I think we're going to call it there for today.
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