August 22, 2025 • 58 mins
In episode 1919, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and co-host of Yo, Is This Racist?, Andrew Ti, to discuss… Eric Adams Campaign Advisers LOVE Bribes, In Better News the Anti Mamdani Movement Is Fizzling, Cracker Barrel’s Logo Sparks Right Wing Freak Out For Some Reason and more!
- Eric Adams Campaign Advisers LOVE Bribes
- The Anti-Mamdani Movement Is Fizzling
- Cracker Barrel stock tanks after unveiling a controversial logo change
- Cracker Barrel Logo Change Sparks Fury
- Cracker Barrel outrages conservatives with new logo: ‘This is your Bud Light moment’
- Cracker Barrel Updates Menu, Decor. Some Miss Its Country Charm.
- ‘Destroying itself,’ fume Cracker Barrel customers upset at sight of ‘modern day’ look crying ‘change it back’
- What Is The Story Behind Cracker Barrel's Logo?
- Cracker Barrel Boycotts
- Danny Evins, Restaurant Founder and Focus of Controversy, Dies at 76
- 'Breathtaking' Document Reveals Pepsi's Logo is Pinnacle of Entire Universe
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm gonna do my overrated now during the cold open. Yeah,
the fuck messing with the format, man.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
My overrated is spoiling or under overrated?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
As being mad at.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Spoiling movies, I think just spoil movies all the time.
I'm not going to do it for you because I
know you'll be mad, but I think you guys need
to relax. But here's my little joke. Here's my little
joke that I'm doing it the cold open, and we're
not going to do an overrated when it comes time,
which is that I think Weapons is set in the
Naked Gun universe, and that's all say.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's all I'll say. And that is in no way
going to affect how I how I watch Weapons.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
But there there's multiple points, but really one main point
that is has a shocking similarity between the two movies.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Wow, Okay, now now I'm excited because I have seen
Naked Gun. I agree don't like I Spoiling movies doesn't
bother me unless it's like either a big twist or
it's a comedy movie. I don't want to hear jokes
before they happen in the movie, because that does genuinely like,
(01:16):
oh hear any subtitles the joke.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But that's that's also bad, even after I would argue,
that's not the spoiler of it. That's the problem. It's
that people can't tell jokes. You should leave it to
the professionals.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's right. Everybody should shut the fuck up and stop
trying to be funny repeating jokes.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Fucking sucks. Yeah, well, but you can work in Austin
as a comic.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four oh two,
episode five of der Naliely's Guys. It's production by Heart
Radios podcast were taken deep to have into American share
consciousness and do a little dinosaurs sounds sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
At the time that was Howard Dean. This is Howard
Dean with Howard Dean just saw Jurassic Park and was like,
you know what, you know, we do something different at
this point we go and uh.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, what day is it? Oh, Miles, it's Friday, August
twenty second, twenty five.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Fucking god, it's August twenty second. That means it's National
Surgical Oncologist Day. Thank you, because fuck cancer. Also never
being Better day, Never being better. And it's a picture
of a fucking dog or some shit bye, National bow Day.
I'll getting down with that national pecon fucking by being
(02:43):
I'm sorry to the left with you National tooth Fairy
Day and National be an Angel Day. But it looks
like someone euthanizing an elderly person in this photo.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So that's a little freaky.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Being an angel, Like you're about to become an angel.
Maybe it's like a little come on home with me.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You have the option be an angel, whatever kind of
angel you want, Guardian angel or angela death there it
is everybody's favorite angel.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Was bow was bow like bowing like genuflecting or bow
as bows as in yes? Can I just make my
other p s A yeah, don't say bow ones. I
know we need to say it for white people, but
it's no, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's the Chai tea of words. It's it's the ATM machine.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Automatic tailor machine machine.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, automatic ATM automatic ATM machine.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Automatic ADM machine man teller.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm here to today's my day.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I would try to literally destroy your format. This is
the bold had crofton on two days ago. Good fucking luck, can't.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Destroy Sorry it's been destroyed, no longer exists.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Don't cry for me because I'm already.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
My name is Jack O'Brien AKA, I'm so scared how
about how my infant will fare? And I'm warning all
my listeners be aware. Dread fires to the left of me,
mass shootings to the right. Here I am stuck in
the district. With courtesy Johnny Davis short show title Spice
on the discord.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
My infant nearly died in a drug fire after mass shootings.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So that's why, that's why you needed to send send
him in. Also, he said, AKA, the making fun of
Bob Dylan song that was the only song of theirs
anyone cares about. Little known, little known in fact that
I love Steeler's Wheel was a band and then they
made that song which everybody's like, oh that Bob Dylan song.
Not a Bob Dylan song. They were mocking Bob Dylan
(04:48):
and it's the only hit that ever made. Hey, Bob Dylan,
this is you Claws that left me j Goose. Everyone
was like, hell yeah, dog, the ship bops Gavin and.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
My Steelers Wheel his way to the White House.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I know, right yo, he does it like Trump. I'm
thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
mister Miles Gras Miles gregg a crawling.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
On the floor, drug fly years and gameless in Finn
almost died bringing the army.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Goal, shouted out arch Cam Camel the Discord Lincoln Park
hybrid theory. Yeah, the angry teenage album of my fucking youth.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So thanks for that, and you look and bonus because
you incorporated Benny Johnson's famous fake crime by infant nearly
died in a drug fire after mass shootings?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Is that the one that goes take me back.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The one that you were just singing or No, dude,
that's eminescence a daddy.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's all. It's all a blend. It's one of those
genres that genre of music is just all one song.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
To rap rock era. Yeah, and there wasn't that much
rapping and evanescence. I mean, amy ly, we kind of
had her own thing.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Miles were thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by an agent of chaos, apparently hilarious and brilliant producer
and TV writer. You know him from the Joss Racist podcast.
It's Andrew too.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
No, I'm not because Jack's piss, Jack's piss.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What is on your list?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Because Jack's piss on your list?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
List?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, I guess it would be the lips. People have
not stopped fucking. It's just, uh, the discord still with
piss pitches all the way up and down. And then
also all all of the suggestions for aka is on
the discord regarding me are impossible to hoppery head if
you have not listened to upwards of five hundred episodes
(07:03):
of The Daily Daily.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, yeah, this is this is the format. We like
to do a incredibly deep inside joke at the top
to just alienate anybody who might be a new listener
exactly knock that out right up front. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
people when they go, hey, I listened to that podcast
that you suggested, What the fuck are they talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What the fuck is it? What the fuck are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Anyway, it's all.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And then the only other one was a was one
that is a essentially like can only be used on
an episode where me and Marcella are back on at
the same time, at the same time. It's not really
uh anyway, thank you, was like, gang, I love I
love the pissed her actions, the pissed I don't know, yeah,
(07:51):
the pistol in upon us. Yeah, I did want to say,
I I went to high school with Andrew w K.
I don't know if you guys remember him. You did,
but all that party stuff was also sarcastic because we
grew up in ann Arbor, Michigan. And he literally wrote
I remember because I had the first seven inch and
we were like I wasn't like super good friends with him,
(08:13):
but like some of my friends were really good friends
with him. And he was literally like, this is what
the fucking frap boys sound like? Yeah, and he wrote
party hard right, and it it like turned into whatever,
and he just became that person in a great way.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I think that's one of my favorite articles we did
back at Cracked. Was like a bunch of songs that
were like basically they were like massive hit songs that
were done sarcastically. Yeah, oh right, right right top Elvis,
Elvis's whole thing, Elvis's whole shit where he's like that voice,
like he sang a couple songs that were just like
(08:50):
him singing like a normal person and they were like
this kind of sucks. And then like they were just
fucking around and he was like doing a bit and
they were like more of guy like you being an
assholely ship, and that's where we got the whole Elvis
thing from.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's what that's what the gangam style toub thumping. I
guess it's a lot of party anthems are cynical people
being like, do you know what you don't folks sound like?
And then everyone we love that is what.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We sound like. It fucking rules. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hey, this fucker gets it, dude.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, that's crazy. We have Andrew W.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
K Lure on this podcast so much on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, I won't. I won't get into it any
more than that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But how many years do you have to have been
listening to the show to get what's happening on the show?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Do you mean? It's Yeah, I just wonder what.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
New people are thinking. Go on the discord and just
tell me what you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
What you think the first time listeners just hop in
the discord, which you have to ask.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's probably like doing drugs. So for the first time,
it's really disorienting to start, and then you kind of
settle into it and you're like, yeah, you know, I
coul can do this every day and it's constantly but
and it's also I guess a little bit like you
just go with it because of context clues and then eventually.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, it's a little puzzle that we make for you.
It has nothing to do with us being bad at
our jobs. It's actually we're intentionally doing a puzzle for you.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, Taylor Swift does the Easter eggs all the time.
It's lore, and if you find it confusing, it's because
you're not caught off in the lore.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh, I'm sorry. Does Taylor Swift are the only good artist?
Does she open every album being like, Okay, this is
a song I'm going to write with like a guitar. No,
she's challenging, Andrew. She challenges her listeners. And that's how
really the inspiration that we take into every day every recording.
(10:47):
Oh man, I like that song It's Nice to have
a Friend? You heard that one? No, it's just like,
is it Taylor Swift? She has a Taylor It's nice
to have a friend. I would say it's one of
the least challenging songs I've ever heard, but it sounds wonderful.
And uh, it is a statement that I can get
on board with. It's nice to have a friend.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I that is obviously, I'm sure it's great. Yeah, she
knows what she's doing songwriting and songwriting collaborator wise. That
song sounds like if you told me that it was
an Elmo joint, I would believe. I'd like, Yo, Elmo
is fucking cooking?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, okay, sounds so sad.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What the fuck yo?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You see Elmo collab with Maximum. It's one of the
songs that I what a little method I have is
I will add a song that I like that I like,
I'm not going to put on my mix, but I'll
put it on my kids mix and like wow, because
I'm listening to that probably more anyway than my own mix.
And then they're like, why is this song or mix?
I'm like, shut up, I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Listening to this whack ass shit.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Here's a question for the dads out there. Is my
reference is my calling stuff targeted towards young children? Elmo stuff?
Is that a boomer mentality? Here is something my kids
with almost heavy almost out there? There's so many almost
spin off shows bro.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Also, just the sentiment it's nice to have a friend
is some straight up Elmo ship. It's like, yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I guess everything everything that like almost says you could
also probably put in the words of like an alcoholic
who's just hit rock bottom and so sad, so basic different,
basic sentiment is the same, Yeah, I mean actually, yeah,
it's nice to have a friend. You could basically read
(12:35):
as Almo and it's sound they get Almo song.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Who the stand up is? Who talks about how mister
Rogers is like statement that like is also very easy
to read as a serial. Actually, I'm not going to
do this because I don't know who the stand up
car talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Don't tell jokes you.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Anyways.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I did say leave it to the professionals, and like
it or not, you guys are professionals.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's absolutely not true. I gotta go. Andrew T thrilled
to have you here and especially feisty mood. We're gonna
get to know you in a moment. First, we're gonna
tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about.
We're gonna check out with the New York mayoral race
the general election. Eric Adams still still out here. Yeah,
(13:21):
that was so weird for me to realize that he
was going to be the candidate opposite Mamdannie Like once
Ma'm Donnie won. I was like, oh, and then Clomo
is gonna come back. And there's that Curtis and Lee
Will got and then they were like, no, Adams is
still in the race. I was like, but what.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
How Adams the one investigated by the fence.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, anyways, he's not doing well in the race, but
he is still in the race, and there's a there's
a great new anecdote from his campaign that we want
to talk about. Also, just like how things are going
for the anti Mamdanni movement. They've been trying hard, you mean,
the Democrats. It's all types. Takes all types to stop
(14:06):
a movement, you know. So we'll talk about how that's
going for them, and then we of course one of
my favorite things ever is when is when a breed
more when a brand redesigns a logo disastrously. The Pepsi
logo redesign is my favorite thing. I think like Gawker did,
(14:26):
Like I had forgotten how short the Gawker article is
where they just like combed through the deck. Yeah, one
hundred and fifty page deck that this redesign firm did
for Pepsi and just like pulled out the choicest nuggets.
It's like a single page Gawker article probably my favorite
single page in the history of the Internet. So I
(14:46):
just want to talk about the redesign of the Cracker
Barrel logo because it is being portrayed as like Mega
is outraged about this, and I just like we need
to we cannot seed this ground, like when we need
to wait. Then we need to be on the side
that we need to stand up and say no, we
think this sucks too. Cracker Barrel redesigning their logo.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
But not for this, not because the old white guy
went poof. This is this is Jack reaching across the aisle.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
This is this is Richie grows the island saying this
fucking sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
We can work together.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
We can't all that plenty more. The first Andrew tea,
We do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, I actually I also don't remember how far I
got into this last time I was on the show.
So I'm just gonna do it, and Jack go ahead
and correct me. If people have heard this already, are
you know what?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Fuck you?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
If you've heard this already, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It is other uses for sodium citrate, So what happened
was I got I was making some hatch chili cheese sauce. Okay,
so type situation, and it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Seized up a little bit. The initial batch.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Was like okay, but then when I moved, it seized
up and seized uff like congealed congealed, Yeah, and the
emulsion didn't hold. So the oil was starting to separate
from the protein broke, which yeah, very standard happens with
you know, non e mulcified cheese sauces. And I knew
in the back the thing, he's a bad thing, the
(16:23):
thing you're supposed to do that like the fucking I
don't know. I guess I heard of it in the
in the heyday of the idea of molecular gastronomy, but
it's just you know, regular asqu chemistry. Anyway, there's a
substance called sodium citrate. That is, to put it in
terms that I this is, this is the thing that
I kind of came up with. That is what I
can understand. It's the thing that turns cheese into cheese
(16:47):
with a Z to google right, it's and it is
honestly amazing. I love it so much. So I was
just like thinking aloud at my friend's place where I
brought the the caeso that had seized up, and I
was like, well, we'd need like I don't know, fuck it.
I was like, okay, well I could. I guess I
could make another rue and then if we add some
(17:08):
beer to it, I think we could thin the sound
and like read, you know, make it creamy. And I
was like, otherwise, we'd need some sodium citrate.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And my man reaches into the.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Back of his pantry and pulls out a fucking little
baggy of sodium citrate and we we mix up a
little just water and sodium citrate solution and mix it
in this.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Thing, and it is fucking magic.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
It turned this like lump of cheese in like one
of the like kind of the big tupperware, in the
like four inch cubic tupperware. H it was solid cheese
with like maybe closer to half a centimeter than not
of oil on top.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
But it's gonna like shit out slowly. The thing.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It was real grainy and real gross, and the sodium
citrate solution, my god, it turned it into cheese whiz,
quite literal cheese whiz put with nice cheese. And so
now I bought myself a baggy of this, and I'm
trying to use it. I'm I'm on the you know,
I'm on the fucking I'm playing the rush, as it were.
I'm really loving it. But and I'm sure my enthusiasm
(18:12):
will call them down, But holy shit, it's I made.
I made like the best mac and cheese I've ever
made yesterday with just like Parmisano reggiano. Grated some of
that in there, some shred and cheddar cheese, hatch chili.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Does it do it for anything else besides cheese?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah? What happens if you put it on a snail?
I can't mention it goes, well, oh wait a snail. No,
I don't know. Do you know what happens? That's like
a French thing? I assume, yeah, exactly, fresh scargo, a
nice little painte. But you said all other uses for it.
(18:50):
I mean, you can put it in like beverages and
like jams and stuff. It's basically like like a really
good and multiplier and stabilizer. But I think the thing
that is like the thing that to me seems most magic,
and I'm just you know, from reading about it, I
think it's the thing that most people will think is
the most magic is the cheese again, it's the cheese
to cheese with a Z transitions. Yeah, but not, it's
(19:14):
not even It's just like it turns it into whenever
the fuck cheese whizzards. Yeah, it's like it's like water
or like whatever flavored, like what you want. I used
broth in mine and loose bits of shredded cheese, like
the most disgusting thing you can kind of think of,
and it just melts it and it turns it into
(19:34):
a homogeneous like solution. It's so fucking good. Anyway, who's
a fire litl UZI verts if you need, if you
need some sodium citrate I got. I got a real real,
not a real big bag, but a pretty big bag.
A yeah, yes literally.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And your friend who who just had that ship on
deck is meth Cook. I'm assuming, yeah, I wish.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I think he's just like a he's like like a
like aspiring food guy. So it was actually when you
know the other day too, I was over there and
I was like, oh, well, I mean, it's only one
duck breast, but it would be kind of dope if
we smoked it. And homeboy broke out like one of
those like bel jar dome things with like with like
(20:24):
a little like rubber tube and like a you know,
essentially like a vaporiser. Yeah yeah, like probably was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It was like yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It's just he always has ship like that around, so
I should have known he had motherfucking sodium sit trade.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
But again, possibly a drug guy all the I mean
also yelling smoke into.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
All this is some methylamine. I got, what is something?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
So we did?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
We?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
We already covered the.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Overrated Yeah, I guess so in the cold of oh
maybe it was underrated, overrated whatever, this one might be
a miles only kind of jam. It's being mad that
your mom was right about some stupid Asian ship that
when you were a kid you are certain was wrong.
And here's mine. Growing up, my mom would routinely say, no,
(21:19):
on a hot day, what you want to have is
hot soup because that will cool you down. And like,
I think, like many Americans, but many I would say people,
even that sounds fucking crazy and unpleasant. And I the
other day, when it was very hot in Los Angeles,
I was like, fuck it, I just want some fun.
(21:39):
I went and got fun in like an unair conditioned
restaurant in Chinatown, so sweaty. What I will say is
it did not cool me down particularly, but it made
me so hot that I couldn't think anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And I didn't.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I wasn't worried about the heat. So yeah, comparatively, because
you've just skulled did the inside of your body that
you go outside in the ambient temperature, it's like that
Heidecker on I think you should leave. It's like it's
hot if you're if you're not expecting it to be Yeah, yes, exactly,
it's supposed to be ice cold. It's supposed to be
ice cold, exactly. So I think that sketch like once
(22:19):
a week. I think we're at the age where that sketch.
That sketch changed my behavior. I started stretching every morning
after that sketch. That sketch is one where it's not
even a focus of the sketch, but every time he
shifts on the couch, she goes oh, And I was like,
I need to do mobility exercises that hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
But yeah, it could be mobility.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, I just I do it when when
I thankfully, I think I've gotten myself out of the
part of life or not, like of the of inflexibility
where that becomes a constant, involuntary sound that I made,
but grown it was tying my shoes where it got bad.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I was like I went in the ocean when I
was Becky's and got like rocked by the waves, and
like for the next twenty four hours when I would
either sit down or stand up, I was making the
most old man shit. I was being like, oh boy,
oh you were doing I was vocalizing yah. They weren't
(23:26):
even grown, Like yeah, yeah I got this. Oh you
got this? Okay. Yeah, And and that's because I'm young
and cool. Yeah yeah, well don't have that was an injury.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
But I will say I have found I think I've
talked about this on the show before. Just a wee
bit of stretching in the morning. Oh yeah, you got
to so much more than I want to admit. That
was my That was my grandfather's end of life advice
to me.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I was like I was on a piece of advice. Yeah,
when it's into the end. I was like, bro, like
just get info, dune wisdom, dump on me. And He's like, man,
the one thing he's like, you gotta stretch.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Make sure you stretch.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
He's like, don't let your ship just get like fucking tight,
and and just sees up on you need to like.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay, damn, that's what you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Now, I'm like, okay the time that besides, actually these
are both Netflix properties, listen to. This is simply the
power of media and the magic of the movies. But
this this came up for me when someone reviewed The Irishman,
which is which is has de Niro with like a
youthful face and the kind of and essentially that there
(24:40):
was like, you know, it's the face is not as
bad as you think, but he still looks his age
because his movements are that of you know, his age,
which is fine.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah. It has a scene hard where yeah, where they've
de aged him and he like beats somebody else and
it is the least. It's just like, guys, get a
fu double here, what are we doing? Like you're just
worried the whole time that he's going to topple over
as he's supposed to be like showing off what a
badass he is, and you're just like, oh, buddy, you're
(25:12):
your legs bending.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, why are you Why is your hand on your
hip as you lean down to function?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right? I honestly thought about that scene when Mike
Tyson fought that racist kid like the which one okay, yeah,
whichever of the Paul brothers because of like his legs.
Roy Jones Junior in the first round was like kind
of like Mike's legs, And I was immediately like, that
(25:42):
is exactly right. That's and I thought of the scene
in The Irishman where like you could tell that he
is not under the age of sixty because of the
way he's like walking without bending his like there's no lightness,
He's not light on his feet in any way.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, it's really telling. And Tyson used to be as
a fighter like so that was the thing that I
didn't really appreciate until I did a little bit of boxing.
It's like he would like literally like drop it low
sometimes during fights. Oh, he was so insanely flexible and
like deft on his feet his heels. So yeah, that's
(26:21):
a to me an underrated part of his game because
everyone feared the power. But it's like, no, he can
he can duck in a way that I did not
realize a human back out trying to yeah right now, yeah,
my nurse.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
All right, let's take a quick break to just rest
and stretch out, do our mobility exercises. Miles, all right,
we'll be back to get into this. We'll be right back,
(27:06):
and we're.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Back, thirsty virtualal inside.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
And did you come towards the camera? Bro?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I don't know, man, It's crazy the level of physical
comedy that's happening on this audio only podcast. Oh my god,
this is great.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Anyway, where were we? Let's talk Eric Adams real quick.
Oh my god, it's just fun. He's still in it,
still in it, baby, He's you know, Zorn Mumdani getting
a lot of the attention. But you know, Eric Adams
every once in a while, he'll pop back in be like,
don't forget about motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Still here, still talking about the Twin Towers and corruption.
But so Thursday morning, his former chief advisor, who quit
fucking out of nowhere in December, was just hit with
all kinds of charges related to her love of bribes
and other grease payments. She's accused of accepting more than
seventy five thousand dollars in bribes while serving in the
(28:11):
mayor's administration, and the alleged conspiracy was outlined in four indictments,
two of which included her son. The indictment alleges that
her Son received fifty thousand dollars in exchange for steering
city contracts for asylum seeker shelter sites for preferred property
owners to help fast track permit approvals for a karaoke
(28:32):
bar in Queens.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
This feels like par for the course of a New
York City mayor. Oh yeah, this is what I feel like,
a New York City mayor who's not doing this, not
doing their just small.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
There's another one where she was steering permits and stuff
in order to get home renovations for herself. And then
there's like so many other ones that involve free food.
Like thousands of dollars in catering is like the other grift, okay,
but the other side of this is like it's only
thousands of dollars in catering every bribe I've ever heard.
(29:05):
I'm not saying there's small amounts of money there.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
They are big buck.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, yeah, he is ten times smaller than I think
they should be from Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, yeah exactly, Like, yeah, what is happening in the
world of like Wall Street and Finance, where they're just
like moving casually moving, you know, like millions of dollars
is like, yeah, it's only millions of dollars. You know
how they are about it. Politicians are so broke, it's
kind of that's kind of endearing.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I mean that's why I think that's why corporations are like, well,
you know what I can get for fifty grain?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, you know what I can get? I can get
a guy fucking killed. Yeah. I mean literally, a corporation doesn't.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Have a way to keep track of fifty grand like
that when it comes to them.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Exactly, it does out in the wash, Yeah, exactly. This
next stor this next anecdote is like that to the
most extreme that I've ever heard, so to the point
that I was like, she's not this is not like
a bride. Still the very end, I was like, this
is not a bribe. This is like this person just
like for some reason doesn't understand that this looks weird.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, So so then okay, so that's just that's just
the That was the teaser.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Here's the fucking entre.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
So Wednesday, Eric Adams had an event for the New
for a New campaign office he was opening in Harlem,
and one of his advisers, this woman Winnie Greco, who
is like his conduit to like the Asian American community
in New York, saw a local reporter that covers like
city hall affairs in attendance. She texts that journalist and is.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Like, hey, can you meet me like across the street.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
They go to the Whole Foods around the corner, and
the reporter's like, all right, this is fucking weird, but like, yeah,
I'm a journalist, so of course, like some some person
who's been investigated by the FEDS before, it's like, hey,
you want to meet up, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Fucking see what's up. So they get to the Whole Foods.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
They have a brief convo and this woman Greco handed
the journalist, Katie Honan, a bag of like sour cream
an onion hers chips, and she's like, oh, no, I'm good,
I'm not hungry, no, thank you, but Greco kept insisting
she take it, and she's like, nah, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
She's like just keep it, just take it and keep
just take this open bag of potato chips.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Just take it, I know you and maybe look in
it later. So I'm going to let this article from
the City, which is the outlet that Honan works for,
just the way they written up. It's amazing, so quote.
The two parted ways before entering a nearby subway station.
Honan opened the bag and discovered a red envelope inside
stuffed with cash at least one one hundred dollars bill
in several twenties. The reporter then called Greco and told
(31:35):
her she could not accept the money, and asked if
she was still nearby so she could give it back.
Greco said she'd left the area. Honan told her she
had to take the money back, and Greco said they
could meet at some point in Chinatown. The reporter then
texted Greco, quote, I can't take this. When can I
give it back to you? She did not get a response.
In an interview later Wednesday, the City asked Greko what
(31:56):
her intention was for the paper, yeah, what her intention
was in hand money to the reporter. In response, she
said she'd made a quote mistake and apologized, quote I
make a mistake, she said. I'm so sorry. It's a
culture thing. I don't know, I don't understand. I'm so sorry.
I feel so bad, right now I'm so sorry, honey,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
She is the best way to apologize for political for
getting caught for your fucking one hundred and forty dollars. Ye.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
She then called the city back, advising that we call
her attorney, Stephen Brillan, adding can we.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Forget about this?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I tried to be a good person. Please please please
don't do in the news nothing about me. I just
wanted to be her friend. I just wanted to have
one good friend. It's nothing.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
So that is where I'm fully on her side. She
her denial, her style of denial has fully worked on me,
and I'm like, this is just a sad person who
has no concept of what's going on, just maybe has
some sense, Like she's been working in the Eric Adams
office and just seeing people handing bags of cash back
(33:02):
and forth. So she's like, this is just how people interact.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
It just looked like everyone just passes the same eighty
bucks back and forth.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
That's important. It's like, I don't know, it's like a.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Hot potato of hot potato chips bag that I get people.
So they called her learn this is what the lyrics is.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Quote.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I can see how this looks strange, but I assure
you that Whinnie's intent was purely innocent. In the Chinese
culture none it's often given to others in a gesture
of friendship and gratitude. Winnie is apologetic and embarrassed by
any negative impression or confusion. This may have cost. Come on, now,
don't don't blame the culture Whinnie. Although look, she did
(33:42):
put in a red envelope. So she did put in
a red Is this a photo in the document from
the article? That's from that, that's from the from the article.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Red envelope inside a bag of Also, she ate a
lot of the fucking chips. This is mostly god But
I was on her until you find out that the
FEDS rated two of her properties during an investigation into
straw donations. So she's just as she also did that.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
There's another investigation into her where she pressured a quote
campaign campaign volunteer to do personal tasks for her for
any in exchange for getting a city job.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Sick. Yeah, I I listen.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I know we already talked about the state of the
bribe economy, but seriously, this is so fucking little money.
This is yeah, yeah, this is why way more embarrassing
than anything, Yeah, because it's more the story that it's like, bro,
one hundred and forty bucks in that bag of sh
in this economy, the bag of chips. This is literally
like like I would be like, okay, it's time to
(34:47):
like talk about options for mom if she did right,
right right, like this can this can buy you seven
bags of chips? What am I going to do with this?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
What I'm gonna do? The bag of chips that they
put it in is more valuable. I think it would
be wrong.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I would have not to not to pitch to all
the corrupt officials out there. I think it would make
more sense to just be like I forgot, I put
my money in my chips.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
That's actually smart. Yeah, Like I gave her that one
that wasp wander to try the sour cream and onion.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
This thing in the Chinese culture when you give a gift,
it's in it. That was for my young nephew. I'm
so sorry, I really want I haven't had this flavor
of hers sour cream and onion chips. I remember in
the office they allude to this flavor. Chinese stereotype just dropped,
which I know, money on the chips. I love it.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They're always putting money in the chips. If you noticed
this about them, the uh. There's a New York Magazine
article that's also just talking about how overall there were
many attempts to get an anti Momdani thing going, and
(35:58):
all those attempts appear to be working out to not much.
He's way ahead of Cuomo in the polls. Obviously the
polls were wrong on the first one, but they were
wrong in a very specific direction that the Inster media
tends to favor, and also Cuomo. The only advantage that
Cuomo had besides his like magnetism was just complete star
(36:24):
power magnetism and a literal human being energy is the
just massive amounts of money that he was raising, and
he is for the general election raising less than he
raised for the primary, so behind where he was in
an election that was his to loose and he lost
(36:45):
it pretty convincingly. Now he's way behind in this election
and has less money to work with, which people think
is not good for him. I also just the New
York magazine article attributes it to the like, and you
know the I don't think that he's going to catch
him because Zorin is very talented, which I feel like
(37:07):
we're going to see more and more this idea that like,
it's not the ideas, it's it's not the ideas, it's
not the policies. It's one person who's just it's he's cute. Yeah,
it's all the Democrats have a cute problem is all
they they need to find go out and find people
with embarrassing rap careers in their past. That's actually what
(37:29):
the people are looking for, anything but the policies. I'm
right here, I'm right here.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I used to be in a rap group with Shilah
buff Okay, that's terrifying. Truck keeps keeps making it. You know,
he's he's he's.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Just so hot.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
He's just so fucking hot, so hot. Right now, away
from it, damn it.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
And we're back. And so the big news story, you know,
the president is using the military to occupy the nation's capital,
(38:11):
like Lisa that we all forget that he is probably
a serial pedophile. But the real big news story over
the past couple days on social media has been the
redesign of the cracker barrel logo, specifically the decision to
as everybody at the same time, made noted on Twitter,
(38:35):
they removed both the cracker and the barrel. The old
the elderly white man and the barrel are gone and
it's just the words cracker barrel in a font that
is not very like I mean, it's the same coloring.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
It kind of looks like this, like the font for
Continental Tires.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
And a reference I feel like, or one of the
like coffee brands I feel like, has a similar Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
What is I've never been to a cracker barrel in
my life. I guess, like, what are they? What's the
food there? Like?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Ship good? It's fine. I thought it was good. Yeah,
it's like what's the what's the cuisine? So the things
that I've gotten there are biscuits and gravy. I think
the producer.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Said, bacon is a vegetable there, and yeah, yes, that's
thank you got everybody in the terms of it's like
what if Denny's was dinner.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, it seems like a little bit better than Danny's.
So it has like a folksy like they have little
things on the walls like they used to have like
ship on the floor. Did they used to have ship
on the floor? There? No, that Texas roadhouse could have
had like peanuts on the floor and and they cleaned
(39:59):
it up, and then there's like the fucking woke no
because we go to the shoot on the floor. I
think you know what I.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Will say for that, I I obviously it's such a
hack thing to be like where did all these peanut
allergies come from? But I got to imagine if you actually,
you know, if you had a peanut allergy, the place
with broken peanut shells all over the ground is pretty rough.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah. Yeah, that's that's just a very good point. That's uh,
that's far from like banning peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
at lunch. It's like, yeah, just ambient peanut dust is
kind of our main feature.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
What if it was aerosolized.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, it was just like for ambiance is air borning.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
We've aerosolized peanut allergies into the allergens into the air.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
But yeah, so everybody is responding like this is the
bud light campaign that enraged transphobes, And I don't the
thing Dan that they're like it's the erasure of white men.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Is that is that the of the complaint basically because
they got rid of herridage.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I guess I had never looked at a cracker barrel
logo as much as I have in the last ten minutes.
But it is a very, very, very the original logo
very busy. It has like a half tone, relatively detailed
illustration of an old white man on a leaning sitting
(41:27):
on a chair and leaning on a barrel, and then
the like graphic part of the logo starts, so it's
like kind of like.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
A bean shape. It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's so much going on. It is wild that I
don't even think this CB is centered in the fucking
logo either. No, you know, there's a lot of design
choices are which is fine, Like clearly this was meant
to be like it.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Was carved, but the like if you go inside a
cracker barrel, everything is like that, Like that is the
vibe of a cracker barrel. Like every just junk like
it's it is both a restaurant and a junk drug.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yes, right, there's like a gift shop and everyone's a
gift shop.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
That is just like like there's little like math games
and stuff like that like that. Uh, I describe a
different cornpone ass garbage cornpone ass garbage is right, Yeah,
like that's the that is the energy of it. Like
I I do think this is an objectively bad logo
(42:28):
design for a company that this fun is Yeah exactly,
and like how kind of old, like the whole thing
feels like it is. It's a Disney attraction for Like. Also,
it is.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Very clear that the old logo utterly unusable on social media,
like honestly unusable in anything other than like three hundred
pixels wide. I just don't understand why they didn't just
take the graphic part and just use it on presumably
presumably this all happened because whoever runs their Twitter account
(43:04):
was like the truth social account was like you can
hardly see the logo, can't make out what? So just
use a different one for social media? Yeah, Well, because everything,
you know, everything is moving to ard not moving. It
already has moved towards minimalism in terms of like logo design,
(43:26):
and it's just getting everything is getting stripped down more
and more and more and more. That's like I think
this like slight Wave can represent the entire logo that
used to be iconic, so like in this sense with
the cracker barrel thing I'm like, I get everything wants
everyone wants to be minimal. But then it's funny too
because you see a resurgence of retro design stuff come
(43:46):
back too, which it was way more maximal, and now
it's all just fucking just just.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Designs I've seen in the past, like handful of years
are Pepsi, and we'll get into their logo redesigned from
the early.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
There's so much written here about this I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
But like Pepsi finally went back to having the thing
fucking centered with the word Pepsi written between the like
red and the blue swirls and Burger King like did
a retro version of Burger King where they're like, remember
when we were good? Right, this movement away to just
like a font this is just like I don't know,
(44:25):
what if what if Jaguar, like that car brand which
used to have a fucking Jaguar Jaar used to have
a sick fucking Jaguar about to like eat something just
like pouncing, just like moved over to looking like I
don't know, some brand of like Wellness fucking water or
something like a Wells bo vitamins.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
The Jaguar logo design sounds like it goes.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, it looks like the colors behind it should have
like bubbles bubbling up.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
For I do very much wish that Cracker Barrel had
also led. I'm assuming it was the like son of
the owner of Cracker Barrel, the CEO Cracker Barrel, who
pitched this like gen zification of it, or like, I
wish they'd fully committed to doing one futurist Cracker Barrel location,
just like like completely stark beige walls and just like
(45:22):
trops of whatever. I don't know, Like some logans run
like type shit, that's what I want, So I went,
I want, so I went, So I went.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
It's Julie Messino is getting all the heat now, the
CEO and president of Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah yeah, Why can't they go back to the time
when their founder had a public policy of not hiring
gay employees. Yeah, yeah, well those are the good old days.
My request, I'd love for companies to keep doing this,
because you know, anything that moves people in the direction
(45:57):
of being like, oh, corporations are like dumb in bed
and don't know what they're doing is great. I just
would love for them to make all the paper, like
all the decks publicly available, because how'd you get show
your work? Please? I want to hear the bullshit like
that leaks leak the deck.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah, before the Epstein files release the Cracker Barrel logo, redesigned.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Decks, the Jaguar, the Cracker Barrel. The Pepsi one is
like one of the great moments of like just realizing
how fucking stupid and broken, like everything is just the
everybody will link off to the article. I've linked off
to it probably one hundred times in this podcast. They
(46:45):
paid several hundred million dollars to change their logo from
like the iconic one that you probably picture in your
mind when you think of Pepsi to the one where
it was like off center and like no, people are like, oh,
it kind of looks like the Obama logo but not
really so wild and like the the deck is so
(47:10):
just like such amazing bullshit, like they have in one
part they have like magnetic dynamic dynamics and like they
have a picture of like the globe they like.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
The magnetic field of the actual earth jack And I
think you should pay attention to the undulation of those
waves because I feel like there's a there's a there's
room for Pepsi there, I'm sure is what this asshole
is said in a meeting.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
So C is magnetic dynamics. Magnetic fields are impacted by
radiation and wind motion, and then see the Pepsi globe dynamic.
This emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity.
Uh yeah, obviously, I will say.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Major, every major logo redesign is basically just wealth redistribution
to people who do.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Work to design, people who do LSD work. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, And you know what, I'm not mad at that,
although now it's a chat GPT, Yeah exactly. I mean
this that these people should continue to have enough money
to do a bunch of drugs at Burning Man.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
But as we know, continued investment provided Pepsi with a
clear resource for reinvention. As the deck was quoted, they've
got this one that is the old logo, and it's
got two lines through it. One is like a you know,
like the ray from geometry, where it's like a line
pointing in one direction going one is moving from convention
(48:43):
to innovation along a horizontal access axis. And then the
other one that is like shooting upwards and giving off
the new PEPSI logo is going from DNA to future.
Of course, the two ends of that axis.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yes, what's the okay, what's the opposite of DNA future future?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Exactly? Thank you? And that's where you know what.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
I will also say, though, it's that like, like this
is just like the clearest example of why when when
like people like business leaders deride the humanities. Hey, bro,
if you were better versed in design and aesthetics and
what art history, you wouldn't be able to be hoodwinked
(49:29):
by this, right, Your ignorance is what allows you allows
this industry to thrive. It's not that this stuff is bullshit.
I mean, in this case, it's bullshit. If you just
had some basic fluency and didn't require a consultant to
tell you about aesthetics, you would not be susceptible to
(49:49):
this type of more or less fraud. It's fucking unbelievable.
I mean, like, yeah, right, Charlatan comes in and writes
these fucking buzzwords down, like fucking euclidia geometry.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah, like, oh fuck, dude, that's so sick.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
And the asshole who did the pictures, like, bro, I
did this shit in fucking twenty minutes, I yelled at
my assistant, I was doing COVID.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
We improvising it now anyway.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, so uh, that's what we're saying here, and we're
definitely moving into a more sort of cartesian I guess,
if you will, phil philosophical design language, and I think
that would really just it would align well with the
brand identity as we move from DNA on one end
of the spectrum, break the paradigm and move into sure
(50:35):
my future part with three with five thousand years worth
of history.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
So it starts three thousand BC with like design concepts
from back then, but like not really, I don't know.
It just seems like a random assortment of shit. To
six hundred BC. There's like the renaissances on there. Feng
Shui is on there, two seventy eight BC, feng Shue
up through eighteen fifty eight, MOBI a strip nineteen forty eight.
(51:03):
I can't read that. Two thousand the modular, the modular,
two thousand and nine PEPSI, and then a question mark
to be like, and how will PEPSI yours?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Obviously, because the Vitruvian Renaissance is on the same scale
of as a fucking pepsi logo. You know what you
joke around, if you could, if you could caliport a
cannopepsi back to fucking what was that fucking he would
lose his mind. You could literally murder a man with
a Canopepsi and not.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Just the can. Yeah, that would be wild.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
I love a movie like that where a guys the challenges.
You have one little canapepsi, But you gotta you got
to use that to blow enough minds to become like
a god. Like you'd have to be like, yo, you
only got like fucking ten You got like ten SIPs
on this thing.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
That just the gods might be crazy.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
That racism, well yeah, but that one was the bottle
came down and no one really came to be like
and I am your lord God. I'm talking about some
dude pulling up with it and being like, hey, bro,
you need to taste this ship.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Behold more.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
It's tickling my mouth, sir, exactly, exactly, take me to
your king.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, Marty mcfla could have done a lot more damage.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
You know, he's a user, bro. He fucking fumbled that ship.
Speaker 5 (52:19):
So we're living in the biff timeline. We're living in
the Biff timeline. Bro A, Yeah, that's not incorrect. Back
in the future two. He it's that he's styled.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
After Trump and right in future too, right.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Yeah, and he's like a casino magnate. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
And I was just I was just I was just
in character as Blue Sky Guy. Oh, thank you, our
favorite favorite Andrew t character, Blue Sky Guy. We're in
the We're in the Biff timeline to the Biff timeline.
And it's not a joke.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Drum all right, Oh god.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
We're in the Biff timeline and we don't even have hoverboards?
Are we getting too close to home?
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Let us know, Let me know in the discord.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Let me you can find me an Andrew Ty that
fucking with your format once more.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
I'm now when it cuts time.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
I'm not saying you just pulled the plug on the episode,
because that's fine. We're done.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Where can people find you? Is there were mediahere? WHOA,
he's farting.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
He's peeing everywhere right now? What if? I I mean, yeah,
the work of media is again. I can't stress this enough.
A double feature back to back of Naked Gun and
weapons to back because the similar weapons first. Naked Gun first,
I don't think it matters that much because the similarity
(54:01):
will be a parent no matter what. I guess what
I would I would say weapons first, then naked gun
okay yeah, naked gun chaser okay yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
There you go. Miles, Where can people find you as
their working media You've been enjoying everywhere at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
Also find me talking about fucking ninety day fiance on
four to twenty day fiance. A couple fucking works of
the media I like first. One is from at kim
Kelly dot pscott at social put things are better when
the computer lived in its own specific room and you
only went in there sometimes. And at scribbly Moth dot
(54:39):
by Scotta social posted classic rock music is Classic rock
is rock music from the sixties and seventies, not the
eighties and nineties. Thank you for coming to my ted
talk because I also noticed that creep now like when
they're like sick oldies, I'm like, you piece are shit.
I was fucking twelve when this came out and getting
so hostile. But that's time for you.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
workI Media avintage, it will send it, tweeted MLB announcer.
When the worst guy on the team finally does something good. Ah,
he's always doing shit like that and he's one of
our best guys. And then I liked something from PUDs
at having a Laugh tweeted trying to trauma dump on
(55:22):
Guillermo dob Toro, but he keeps saying shit like that's
what the townspeople did to the Wolfman every thirty second.
You can find me on Twitter at jack underscorel Brian
me on Blue Sky at jack Obi the Number One.
You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at
Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist. On Instagram. You
(55:44):
can go to the description of this episode wherever you're
listening to it, and underneath the show description you will
find the footnotes, which is where we link off to
the information that we talked about in today's episode. We
also link off to a song that we think you
might enjoy. Miles, is there a song I think that
people might enjoy?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, this is just a little dance music for your Friday.
It's by the producer Dan d a and and and
it's called talk to Me uh and it's it's just
it's dope. It's got some familiar samples in it, but
just a little modern dancing music because your shoulders popping
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Weekend, I prefer the weekend out. That's a song I'm
gonna be listening to. Mm hm song by Darth Brooks
and Satan. The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of iHeartRadio.
For more podcasts from My Heart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio
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That's gonna do it for us this week. Another one
in the book, another one flawless victory. We might have
(56:41):
a bonus episode from the US Open this weekend. Josey
and I are gonna do a thing from the US Open,
so that might drop over the weekend. Yeah, are you
gonna win it? A couple of Yeah, we might do
a thing called the Mixed Doubles. Fucking I think I
am gonna like dress like a tennis or to the
thing and be like, oh, oh shit, sorry with a racket.
(57:05):
I completely misunderstood what this was.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
That's not worse than it's not materially different than like
fucking you know, calling out to the baseball game in
your in your favorite players jersey, or like dressing like
a huge douchebag at the golf tournament.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
My good friend. Uh, Chris will always wear the same
like red Sox jersey to class, like to this one class,
and someone pointed out and so like, he slowly started
adding more uniform items and then on the last day
he wore the like pants with with the shoes and
a glove. Yeah, and it was It was.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Very fucking classic, bro classic Chris, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
All right, we'll talk to y'all on Monday. Have a
good weekend. Bye bye. The Daily Guys is executive produced
by Catherine Long, co produced by Bay Wang, co produced
by Victor Wright, co written by J. M mcnapp, edited
and engineered by Justin Conner
Speaker 3 (58:10):
H.
I'm gonna do my overrated now during the cold open. Yeah,
the fuck messing with the format, man.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
My overrated is spoiling or under overrated?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
As being mad at.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Spoiling movies, I think just spoil movies all the time.
I'm not going to do it for you because I
know you'll be mad, but I think you guys need
to relax. But here's my little joke. Here's my little
joke that I'm doing it the cold open, and we're
not going to do an overrated when it comes time,
which is that I think Weapons is set in the
Naked Gun universe, and that's all say.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's all I'll say. And that is in no way
going to affect how I how I watch Weapons.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
But there there's multiple points, but really one main point
that is has a shocking similarity between the two movies.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Wow, Okay, now now I'm excited because I have seen
Naked Gun. I agree don't like I Spoiling movies doesn't
bother me unless it's like either a big twist or
it's a comedy movie. I don't want to hear jokes
before they happen in the movie, because that does genuinely like,
(01:16):
oh hear any subtitles the joke.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But that's that's also bad, even after I would argue,
that's not the spoiler of it. That's the problem. It's
that people can't tell jokes. You should leave it to
the professionals.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's right. Everybody should shut the fuck up and stop
trying to be funny repeating jokes.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Fucking sucks. Yeah, well, but you can work in Austin
as a comic.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four oh two,
episode five of der Naliely's Guys. It's production by Heart
Radios podcast were taken deep to have into American share
consciousness and do a little dinosaurs sounds sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
At the time that was Howard Dean. This is Howard
Dean with Howard Dean just saw Jurassic Park and was like,
you know what, you know, we do something different at
this point we go and uh.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, what day is it? Oh, Miles, it's Friday, August
twenty second, twenty five.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Fucking god, it's August twenty second. That means it's National
Surgical Oncologist Day. Thank you, because fuck cancer. Also never
being Better day, Never being better. And it's a picture
of a fucking dog or some shit bye, National bow Day.
I'll getting down with that national pecon fucking by being
(02:43):
I'm sorry to the left with you National tooth Fairy
Day and National be an Angel Day. But it looks
like someone euthanizing an elderly person in this photo.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So that's a little freaky.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Being an angel, Like you're about to become an angel.
Maybe it's like a little come on home with me.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You have the option be an angel, whatever kind of
angel you want, Guardian angel or angela death there it
is everybody's favorite angel.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Was bow was bow like bowing like genuflecting or bow
as bows as in yes? Can I just make my
other p s A yeah, don't say bow ones. I
know we need to say it for white people, but
it's no, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's the Chai tea of words. It's it's the ATM machine.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Automatic tailor machine machine.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, automatic ATM automatic ATM machine.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Automatic ADM machine man teller.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm here to today's my day.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I would try to literally destroy your format. This is
the bold had crofton on two days ago. Good fucking luck, can't.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Destroy Sorry it's been destroyed, no longer exists.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Don't cry for me because I'm already.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
My name is Jack O'Brien AKA, I'm so scared how
about how my infant will fare? And I'm warning all
my listeners be aware. Dread fires to the left of me,
mass shootings to the right. Here I am stuck in
the district. With courtesy Johnny Davis short show title Spice
on the discord.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
My infant nearly died in a drug fire after mass shootings.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So that's why, that's why you needed to send send
him in. Also, he said, AKA, the making fun of
Bob Dylan song that was the only song of theirs
anyone cares about. Little known, little known in fact that
I love Steeler's Wheel was a band and then they
made that song which everybody's like, oh that Bob Dylan song.
Not a Bob Dylan song. They were mocking Bob Dylan
(04:48):
and it's the only hit that ever made. Hey, Bob Dylan,
this is you Claws that left me j Goose. Everyone
was like, hell yeah, dog, the ship bops Gavin and.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
My Steelers Wheel his way to the White House.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I know, right yo, he does it like Trump. I'm
thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
mister Miles Gras Miles gregg a crawling.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
On the floor, drug fly years and gameless in Finn
almost died bringing the army.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Goal, shouted out arch Cam Camel the Discord Lincoln Park
hybrid theory. Yeah, the angry teenage album of my fucking youth.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So thanks for that, and you look and bonus because
you incorporated Benny Johnson's famous fake crime by infant nearly
died in a drug fire after mass shootings?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Is that the one that goes take me back.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The one that you were just singing or No, dude,
that's eminescence a daddy.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's all. It's all a blend. It's one of those
genres that genre of music is just all one song.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
To rap rock era. Yeah, and there wasn't that much
rapping and evanescence. I mean, amy ly, we kind of
had her own thing.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Miles were thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by an agent of chaos, apparently hilarious and brilliant producer
and TV writer. You know him from the Joss Racist podcast.
It's Andrew too.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
No, I'm not because Jack's piss, Jack's piss.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What is on your list?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Because Jack's piss on your list?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
List?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, I guess it would be the lips. People have
not stopped fucking. It's just, uh, the discord still with
piss pitches all the way up and down. And then
also all all of the suggestions for aka is on
the discord regarding me are impossible to hoppery head if
you have not listened to upwards of five hundred episodes
(07:03):
of The Daily Daily.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, yeah, this is this is the format. We like
to do a incredibly deep inside joke at the top
to just alienate anybody who might be a new listener
exactly knock that out right up front. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
people when they go, hey, I listened to that podcast
that you suggested, What the fuck are they talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What the fuck is it? What the fuck are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Anyway, it's all.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And then the only other one was a was one
that is a essentially like can only be used on
an episode where me and Marcella are back on at
the same time, at the same time. It's not really
uh anyway, thank you, was like, gang, I love I
love the pissed her actions, the pissed I don't know, yeah,
(07:51):
the pistol in upon us. Yeah, I did want to say,
I I went to high school with Andrew w K.
I don't know if you guys remember him. You did,
but all that party stuff was also sarcastic because we
grew up in ann Arbor, Michigan. And he literally wrote
I remember because I had the first seven inch and
we were like I wasn't like super good friends with him,
(08:13):
but like some of my friends were really good friends
with him. And he was literally like, this is what
the fucking frap boys sound like? Yeah, and he wrote
party hard right, and it it like turned into whatever,
and he just became that person in a great way.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I think that's one of my favorite articles we did
back at Cracked. Was like a bunch of songs that
were like basically they were like massive hit songs that
were done sarcastically. Yeah, oh right, right right top Elvis,
Elvis's whole thing, Elvis's whole shit where he's like that voice,
like he sang a couple songs that were just like
(08:50):
him singing like a normal person and they were like
this kind of sucks. And then like they were just
fucking around and he was like doing a bit and
they were like more of guy like you being an
assholely ship, and that's where we got the whole Elvis
thing from.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's what that's what the gangam style toub thumping. I
guess it's a lot of party anthems are cynical people
being like, do you know what you don't folks sound like?
And then everyone we love that is what.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We sound like. It fucking rules. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hey, this fucker gets it, dude.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, that's crazy. We have Andrew W.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
K Lure on this podcast so much on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, I won't. I won't get into it any
more than that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But how many years do you have to have been
listening to the show to get what's happening on the show?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Do you mean? It's Yeah, I just wonder what.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
New people are thinking. Go on the discord and just
tell me what you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
What you think the first time listeners just hop in
the discord, which you have to ask.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's probably like doing drugs. So for the first time,
it's really disorienting to start, and then you kind of
settle into it and you're like, yeah, you know, I
coul can do this every day and it's constantly but
and it's also I guess a little bit like you
just go with it because of context clues and then eventually.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, it's a little puzzle that we make for you.
It has nothing to do with us being bad at
our jobs. It's actually we're intentionally doing a puzzle for you.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, Taylor Swift does the Easter eggs all the time.
It's lore, and if you find it confusing, it's because
you're not caught off in the lore.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh, I'm sorry. Does Taylor Swift are the only good artist?
Does she open every album being like, Okay, this is
a song I'm going to write with like a guitar. No,
she's challenging, Andrew. She challenges her listeners. And that's how
really the inspiration that we take into every day every recording.
(10:47):
Oh man, I like that song It's Nice to have
a Friend? You heard that one? No, it's just like,
is it Taylor Swift? She has a Taylor It's nice
to have a friend. I would say it's one of
the least challenging songs I've ever heard, but it sounds wonderful.
And uh, it is a statement that I can get
on board with. It's nice to have a friend.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I that is obviously, I'm sure it's great. Yeah, she
knows what she's doing songwriting and songwriting collaborator wise. That
song sounds like if you told me that it was
an Elmo joint, I would believe. I'd like, Yo, Elmo
is fucking cooking?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, okay, sounds so sad.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What the fuck yo?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You see Elmo collab with Maximum. It's one of the
songs that I what a little method I have is
I will add a song that I like that I like,
I'm not going to put on my mix, but I'll
put it on my kids mix and like wow, because
I'm listening to that probably more anyway than my own mix.
And then they're like, why is this song or mix?
I'm like, shut up, I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Listening to this whack ass shit.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Here's a question for the dads out there. Is my
reference is my calling stuff targeted towards young children? Elmo stuff?
Is that a boomer mentality? Here is something my kids
with almost heavy almost out there? There's so many almost
spin off shows bro.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Also, just the sentiment it's nice to have a friend
is some straight up Elmo ship. It's like, yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I guess everything everything that like almost says you could
also probably put in the words of like an alcoholic
who's just hit rock bottom and so sad, so basic different,
basic sentiment is the same, Yeah, I mean actually, yeah,
it's nice to have a friend. You could basically read
(12:35):
as Almo and it's sound they get Almo song.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Who the stand up is? Who talks about how mister
Rogers is like statement that like is also very easy
to read as a serial. Actually, I'm not going to
do this because I don't know who the stand up
car talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Don't tell jokes you.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Anyways.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I did say leave it to the professionals, and like
it or not, you guys are professionals.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's absolutely not true. I gotta go. Andrew T thrilled
to have you here and especially feisty mood. We're gonna
get to know you in a moment. First, we're gonna
tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about.
We're gonna check out with the New York mayoral race
the general election. Eric Adams still still out here. Yeah,
(13:21):
that was so weird for me to realize that he
was going to be the candidate opposite Mamdannie Like once
Ma'm Donnie won. I was like, oh, and then Clomo
is gonna come back. And there's that Curtis and Lee
Will got and then they were like, no, Adams is
still in the race. I was like, but what.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
How Adams the one investigated by the fence.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, anyways, he's not doing well in the race, but
he is still in the race, and there's a there's
a great new anecdote from his campaign that we want
to talk about. Also, just like how things are going
for the anti Mamdanni movement. They've been trying hard, you mean,
the Democrats. It's all types. Takes all types to stop
(14:06):
a movement, you know. So we'll talk about how that's
going for them, and then we of course one of
my favorite things ever is when is when a breed
more when a brand redesigns a logo disastrously. The Pepsi
logo redesign is my favorite thing. I think like Gawker did,
(14:26):
Like I had forgotten how short the Gawker article is
where they just like combed through the deck. Yeah, one
hundred and fifty page deck that this redesign firm did
for Pepsi and just like pulled out the choicest nuggets.
It's like a single page Gawker article probably my favorite
single page in the history of the Internet. So I
(14:46):
just want to talk about the redesign of the Cracker
Barrel logo because it is being portrayed as like Mega
is outraged about this, and I just like we need
to we cannot seed this ground, like when we need
to wait. Then we need to be on the side
that we need to stand up and say no, we
think this sucks too. Cracker Barrel redesigning their logo.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
But not for this, not because the old white guy
went poof. This is this is Jack reaching across the aisle.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
This is this is Richie grows the island saying this
fucking sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
We can work together.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
We can't all that plenty more. The first Andrew tea,
We do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, I actually I also don't remember how far I
got into this last time I was on the show.
So I'm just gonna do it, and Jack go ahead
and correct me. If people have heard this already, are
you know what?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Fuck you?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
If you've heard this already, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It is other uses for sodium citrate, So what happened
was I got I was making some hatch chili cheese sauce. Okay,
so type situation, and it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Seized up a little bit. The initial batch.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Was like okay, but then when I moved, it seized
up and seized uff like congealed congealed, Yeah, and the
emulsion didn't hold. So the oil was starting to separate
from the protein broke, which yeah, very standard happens with
you know, non e mulcified cheese sauces. And I knew
in the back the thing, he's a bad thing, the
(16:23):
thing you're supposed to do that like the fucking I
don't know. I guess I heard of it in the
in the heyday of the idea of molecular gastronomy, but
it's just you know, regular asqu chemistry. Anyway, there's a
substance called sodium citrate. That is, to put it in
terms that I this is, this is the thing that
I kind of came up with. That is what I
can understand. It's the thing that turns cheese into cheese
(16:47):
with a Z to google right, it's and it is
honestly amazing. I love it so much. So I was
just like thinking aloud at my friend's place where I
brought the the caeso that had seized up, and I
was like, well, we'd need like I don't know, fuck it.
I was like, okay, well I could. I guess I
could make another rue and then if we add some
(17:08):
beer to it, I think we could thin the sound
and like read, you know, make it creamy. And I
was like, otherwise, we'd need some sodium citrate.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And my man reaches into the.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Back of his pantry and pulls out a fucking little
baggy of sodium citrate and we we mix up a
little just water and sodium citrate solution and mix it
in this.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Thing, and it is fucking magic.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
It turned this like lump of cheese in like one
of the like kind of the big tupperware, in the
like four inch cubic tupperware. H it was solid cheese
with like maybe closer to half a centimeter than not
of oil on top.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
But it's gonna like shit out slowly. The thing.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It was real grainy and real gross, and the sodium
citrate solution, my god, it turned it into cheese whiz,
quite literal cheese whiz put with nice cheese. And so
now I bought myself a baggy of this, and I'm
trying to use it. I'm I'm on the you know,
I'm on the fucking I'm playing the rush, as it were.
I'm really loving it. But and I'm sure my enthusiasm
(18:12):
will call them down, But holy shit, it's I made.
I made like the best mac and cheese I've ever
made yesterday with just like Parmisano reggiano. Grated some of
that in there, some shred and cheddar cheese, hatch chili.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Does it do it for anything else besides cheese?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah? What happens if you put it on a snail?
I can't mention it goes, well, oh wait a snail. No,
I don't know. Do you know what happens? That's like
a French thing? I assume, yeah, exactly, fresh scargo, a
nice little painte. But you said all other uses for it.
(18:50):
I mean, you can put it in like beverages and
like jams and stuff. It's basically like like a really
good and multiplier and stabilizer. But I think the thing
that is like the thing that to me seems most magic,
and I'm just you know, from reading about it, I
think it's the thing that most people will think is
the most magic is the cheese again, it's the cheese
to cheese with a Z transitions. Yeah, but not, it's
(19:14):
not even It's just like it turns it into whenever
the fuck cheese whizzards. Yeah, it's like it's like water
or like whatever flavored, like what you want. I used
broth in mine and loose bits of shredded cheese, like
the most disgusting thing you can kind of think of,
and it just melts it and it turns it into
(19:34):
a homogeneous like solution. It's so fucking good. Anyway, who's
a fire litl UZI verts if you need, if you
need some sodium citrate I got. I got a real real,
not a real big bag, but a pretty big bag.
A yeah, yes literally.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And your friend who who just had that ship on
deck is meth Cook. I'm assuming, yeah, I wish.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I think he's just like a he's like like a
like aspiring food guy. So it was actually when you
know the other day too, I was over there and
I was like, oh, well, I mean, it's only one
duck breast, but it would be kind of dope if
we smoked it. And homeboy broke out like one of
those like bel jar dome things with like with like
(20:24):
a little like rubber tube and like a you know,
essentially like a vaporiser. Yeah yeah, like probably was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It was like yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It's just he always has ship like that around, so
I should have known he had motherfucking sodium sit trade.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
But again, possibly a drug guy all the I mean
also yelling smoke into.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
All this is some methylamine. I got, what is something?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
So we did?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
We?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
We already covered the.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Overrated Yeah, I guess so in the cold of oh
maybe it was underrated, overrated whatever, this one might be
a miles only kind of jam. It's being mad that
your mom was right about some stupid Asian ship that
when you were a kid you are certain was wrong.
And here's mine. Growing up, my mom would routinely say, no,
(21:19):
on a hot day, what you want to have is
hot soup because that will cool you down. And like,
I think, like many Americans, but many I would say people,
even that sounds fucking crazy and unpleasant. And I the
other day, when it was very hot in Los Angeles,
I was like, fuck it, I just want some fun.
(21:39):
I went and got fun in like an unair conditioned
restaurant in Chinatown, so sweaty. What I will say is
it did not cool me down particularly, but it made
me so hot that I couldn't think anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And I didn't.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I wasn't worried about the heat. So yeah, comparatively, because
you've just skulled did the inside of your body that
you go outside in the ambient temperature, it's like that
Heidecker on I think you should leave. It's like it's
hot if you're if you're not expecting it to be Yeah, yes, exactly,
it's supposed to be ice cold. It's supposed to be
ice cold, exactly. So I think that sketch like once
(22:19):
a week. I think we're at the age where that sketch.
That sketch changed my behavior. I started stretching every morning
after that sketch. That sketch is one where it's not
even a focus of the sketch, but every time he
shifts on the couch, she goes oh, And I was like,
I need to do mobility exercises that hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
But yeah, it could be mobility.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, I just I do it when when
I thankfully, I think I've gotten myself out of the
part of life or not, like of the of inflexibility
where that becomes a constant, involuntary sound that I made,
but grown it was tying my shoes where it got bad.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I was like I went in the ocean when I
was Becky's and got like rocked by the waves, and
like for the next twenty four hours when I would
either sit down or stand up, I was making the
most old man shit. I was being like, oh boy,
oh you were doing I was vocalizing yah. They weren't
(23:26):
even grown, Like yeah, yeah I got this. Oh you
got this? Okay. Yeah, And and that's because I'm young
and cool. Yeah yeah, well don't have that was an injury.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
But I will say I have found I think I've
talked about this on the show before. Just a wee
bit of stretching in the morning. Oh yeah, you got
to so much more than I want to admit. That
was my That was my grandfather's end of life advice
to me.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I was like I was on a piece of advice. Yeah,
when it's into the end. I was like, bro, like
just get info, dune wisdom, dump on me. And He's like, man,
the one thing he's like, you gotta stretch.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Make sure you stretch.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
He's like, don't let your ship just get like fucking tight,
and and just sees up on you need to like.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay, damn, that's what you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Now, I'm like, okay the time that besides, actually these
are both Netflix properties, listen to. This is simply the
power of media and the magic of the movies. But
this this came up for me when someone reviewed The Irishman,
which is which is has de Niro with like a
youthful face and the kind of and essentially that there
(24:40):
was like, you know, it's the face is not as
bad as you think, but he still looks his age
because his movements are that of you know, his age,
which is fine.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah. It has a scene hard where yeah, where they've
de aged him and he like beats somebody else and
it is the least. It's just like, guys, get a
fu double here, what are we doing? Like you're just
worried the whole time that he's going to topple over
as he's supposed to be like showing off what a
badass he is, and you're just like, oh, buddy, you're
(25:12):
your legs bending.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, why are you Why is your hand on your
hip as you lean down to function?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right? I honestly thought about that scene when Mike
Tyson fought that racist kid like the which one okay, yeah,
whichever of the Paul brothers because of like his legs.
Roy Jones Junior in the first round was like kind
of like Mike's legs, And I was immediately like, that
(25:42):
is exactly right. That's and I thought of the scene
in The Irishman where like you could tell that he
is not under the age of sixty because of the
way he's like walking without bending his like there's no lightness,
He's not light on his feet in any way.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, it's really telling. And Tyson used to be as
a fighter like so that was the thing that I
didn't really appreciate until I did a little bit of boxing.
It's like he would like literally like drop it low
sometimes during fights. Oh, he was so insanely flexible and
like deft on his feet his heels. So yeah, that's
(26:21):
a to me an underrated part of his game because
everyone feared the power. But it's like, no, he can
he can duck in a way that I did not
realize a human back out trying to yeah right now, yeah,
my nurse.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
All right, let's take a quick break to just rest
and stretch out, do our mobility exercises. Miles, all right,
we'll be back to get into this. We'll be right back,
(27:06):
and we're.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Back, thirsty virtualal inside.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
And did you come towards the camera? Bro?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I don't know, man, It's crazy the level of physical
comedy that's happening on this audio only podcast. Oh my god,
this is great.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Anyway, where were we? Let's talk Eric Adams real quick.
Oh my god, it's just fun. He's still in it,
still in it, baby, He's you know, Zorn Mumdani getting
a lot of the attention. But you know, Eric Adams
every once in a while, he'll pop back in be like,
don't forget about motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Still here, still talking about the Twin Towers and corruption.
But so Thursday morning, his former chief advisor, who quit
fucking out of nowhere in December, was just hit with
all kinds of charges related to her love of bribes
and other grease payments. She's accused of accepting more than
seventy five thousand dollars in bribes while serving in the
(28:11):
mayor's administration, and the alleged conspiracy was outlined in four indictments,
two of which included her son. The indictment alleges that
her Son received fifty thousand dollars in exchange for steering
city contracts for asylum seeker shelter sites for preferred property
owners to help fast track permit approvals for a karaoke
(28:32):
bar in Queens.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
This feels like par for the course of a New
York City mayor. Oh yeah, this is what I feel like,
a New York City mayor who's not doing this, not
doing their just small.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
There's another one where she was steering permits and stuff
in order to get home renovations for herself. And then
there's like so many other ones that involve free food.
Like thousands of dollars in catering is like the other grift, okay,
but the other side of this is like it's only
thousands of dollars in catering every bribe I've ever heard.
(29:05):
I'm not saying there's small amounts of money there.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
They are big buck.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, yeah, he is ten times smaller than I think
they should be from Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, yeah exactly, Like, yeah, what is happening in the
world of like Wall Street and Finance, where they're just
like moving casually moving, you know, like millions of dollars
is like, yeah, it's only millions of dollars. You know
how they are about it. Politicians are so broke, it's
kind of that's kind of endearing.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I mean that's why I think that's why corporations are like, well,
you know what I can get for fifty grain?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, you know what I can get? I can get
a guy fucking killed. Yeah. I mean literally, a corporation doesn't.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Have a way to keep track of fifty grand like
that when it comes to them.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Exactly, it does out in the wash, Yeah, exactly. This
next stor this next anecdote is like that to the
most extreme that I've ever heard, so to the point
that I was like, she's not this is not like
a bride. Still the very end, I was like, this
is not a bribe. This is like this person just
like for some reason doesn't understand that this looks weird.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, So so then okay, so that's just that's just
the That was the teaser.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Here's the fucking entre.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
So Wednesday, Eric Adams had an event for the New
for a New campaign office he was opening in Harlem,
and one of his advisers, this woman Winnie Greco, who
is like his conduit to like the Asian American community
in New York, saw a local reporter that covers like
city hall affairs in attendance. She texts that journalist and is.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Like, hey, can you meet me like across the street.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
They go to the Whole Foods around the corner, and
the reporter's like, all right, this is fucking weird, but like, yeah,
I'm a journalist, so of course, like some some person
who's been investigated by the FEDS before, it's like, hey,
you want to meet up, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Fucking see what's up. So they get to the Whole Foods.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
They have a brief convo and this woman Greco handed
the journalist, Katie Honan, a bag of like sour cream
an onion hers chips, and she's like, oh, no, I'm good,
I'm not hungry, no, thank you, but Greco kept insisting
she take it, and she's like, nah, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
She's like just keep it, just take it and keep
just take this open bag of potato chips.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Just take it, I know you and maybe look in
it later. So I'm going to let this article from
the City, which is the outlet that Honan works for,
just the way they written up. It's amazing, so quote.
The two parted ways before entering a nearby subway station.
Honan opened the bag and discovered a red envelope inside
stuffed with cash at least one one hundred dollars bill
in several twenties. The reporter then called Greco and told
(31:35):
her she could not accept the money, and asked if
she was still nearby so she could give it back.
Greco said she'd left the area. Honan told her she
had to take the money back, and Greco said they
could meet at some point in Chinatown. The reporter then
texted Greco, quote, I can't take this. When can I
give it back to you? She did not get a response.
In an interview later Wednesday, the City asked Greko what
(31:56):
her intention was for the paper, yeah, what her intention
was in hand money to the reporter. In response, she
said she'd made a quote mistake and apologized, quote I
make a mistake, she said. I'm so sorry. It's a
culture thing. I don't know, I don't understand. I'm so sorry.
I feel so bad, right now I'm so sorry, honey,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
She is the best way to apologize for political for
getting caught for your fucking one hundred and forty dollars. Ye.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
She then called the city back, advising that we call
her attorney, Stephen Brillan, adding can we.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Forget about this?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I tried to be a good person. Please please please
don't do in the news nothing about me. I just
wanted to be her friend. I just wanted to have
one good friend. It's nothing.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
So that is where I'm fully on her side. She
her denial, her style of denial has fully worked on me,
and I'm like, this is just a sad person who
has no concept of what's going on, just maybe has
some sense, Like she's been working in the Eric Adams
office and just seeing people handing bags of cash back
(33:02):
and forth. So she's like, this is just how people interact.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
It just looked like everyone just passes the same eighty
bucks back and forth.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
That's important. It's like, I don't know, it's like a.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Hot potato of hot potato chips bag that I get people.
So they called her learn this is what the lyrics is.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Quote.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I can see how this looks strange, but I assure
you that Whinnie's intent was purely innocent. In the Chinese
culture none it's often given to others in a gesture
of friendship and gratitude. Winnie is apologetic and embarrassed by
any negative impression or confusion. This may have cost. Come on, now,
don't don't blame the culture Whinnie. Although look, she did
(33:42):
put in a red envelope. So she did put in
a red Is this a photo in the document from
the article? That's from that, that's from the from the article.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Red envelope inside a bag of Also, she ate a
lot of the fucking chips. This is mostly god But
I was on her until you find out that the
FEDS rated two of her properties during an investigation into
straw donations. So she's just as she also did that.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
There's another investigation into her where she pressured a quote
campaign campaign volunteer to do personal tasks for her for
any in exchange for getting a city job.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Sick. Yeah, I I listen.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I know we already talked about the state of the
bribe economy, but seriously, this is so fucking little money.
This is yeah, yeah, this is why way more embarrassing
than anything, Yeah, because it's more the story that it's like, bro,
one hundred and forty bucks in that bag of sh
in this economy, the bag of chips. This is literally
like like I would be like, okay, it's time to
(34:47):
like talk about options for mom if she did right,
right right, like this can this can buy you seven
bags of chips? What am I going to do with this?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
What I'm gonna do? The bag of chips that they
put it in is more valuable. I think it would
be wrong.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I would have not to not to pitch to all
the corrupt officials out there. I think it would make
more sense to just be like I forgot, I put
my money in my chips.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
That's actually smart. Yeah, Like I gave her that one
that wasp wander to try the sour cream and onion.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
This thing in the Chinese culture when you give a gift,
it's in it. That was for my young nephew. I'm
so sorry, I really want I haven't had this flavor
of hers sour cream and onion chips. I remember in
the office they allude to this flavor. Chinese stereotype just dropped,
which I know, money on the chips. I love it.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They're always putting money in the chips. If you noticed
this about them, the uh. There's a New York Magazine
article that's also just talking about how overall there were
many attempts to get an anti Momdani thing going, and
(35:58):
all those attempts appear to be working out to not much.
He's way ahead of Cuomo in the polls. Obviously the
polls were wrong on the first one, but they were
wrong in a very specific direction that the Inster media
tends to favor, and also Cuomo. The only advantage that
Cuomo had besides his like magnetism was just complete star
(36:24):
power magnetism and a literal human being energy is the
just massive amounts of money that he was raising, and
he is for the general election raising less than he
raised for the primary, so behind where he was in
an election that was his to loose and he lost
(36:45):
it pretty convincingly. Now he's way behind in this election
and has less money to work with, which people think
is not good for him. I also just the New
York magazine article attributes it to the like, and you
know the I don't think that he's going to catch
him because Zorin is very talented, which I feel like
(37:07):
we're going to see more and more this idea that like,
it's not the ideas, it's it's not the ideas, it's
not the policies. It's one person who's just it's he's cute. Yeah,
it's all the Democrats have a cute problem is all
they they need to find go out and find people
with embarrassing rap careers in their past. That's actually what
(37:29):
the people are looking for, anything but the policies. I'm
right here, I'm right here.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I used to be in a rap group with Shilah
buff Okay, that's terrifying. Truck keeps keeps making it. You know,
he's he's he's.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Just so hot.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
He's just so fucking hot, so hot. Right now, away
from it, damn it.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
And we're back. And so the big news story, you know,
the president is using the military to occupy the nation's capital,
(38:11):
like Lisa that we all forget that he is probably
a serial pedophile. But the real big news story over
the past couple days on social media has been the
redesign of the cracker barrel logo, specifically the decision to
as everybody at the same time, made noted on Twitter,
(38:35):
they removed both the cracker and the barrel. The old
the elderly white man and the barrel are gone and
it's just the words cracker barrel in a font that
is not very like I mean, it's the same coloring.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
It kind of looks like this, like the font for
Continental Tires.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
And a reference I feel like, or one of the
like coffee brands I feel like, has a similar Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
What is I've never been to a cracker barrel in
my life. I guess, like, what are they? What's the
food there? Like?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Ship good? It's fine. I thought it was good. Yeah,
it's like what's the what's the cuisine? So the things
that I've gotten there are biscuits and gravy. I think
the producer.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Said, bacon is a vegetable there, and yeah, yes, that's
thank you got everybody in the terms of it's like
what if Denny's was dinner.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, it seems like a little bit better than Danny's.
So it has like a folksy like they have little
things on the walls like they used to have like
ship on the floor. Did they used to have ship
on the floor? There? No, that Texas roadhouse could have
had like peanuts on the floor and and they cleaned
(39:59):
it up, and then there's like the fucking woke no
because we go to the shoot on the floor. I
think you know what I.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Will say for that, I I obviously it's such a
hack thing to be like where did all these peanut
allergies come from? But I got to imagine if you actually,
you know, if you had a peanut allergy, the place
with broken peanut shells all over the ground is pretty rough.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah. Yeah, that's that's just a very good point. That's uh,
that's far from like banning peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
at lunch. It's like, yeah, just ambient peanut dust is
kind of our main feature.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
What if it was aerosolized.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, it was just like for ambiance is air borning.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
We've aerosolized peanut allergies into the allergens into the air.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
But yeah, so everybody is responding like this is the
bud light campaign that enraged transphobes, And I don't the
thing Dan that they're like it's the erasure of white men.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Is that is that the of the complaint basically because
they got rid of herridage.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I guess I had never looked at a cracker barrel
logo as much as I have in the last ten minutes.
But it is a very, very, very the original logo
very busy. It has like a half tone, relatively detailed
illustration of an old white man on a leaning sitting
(41:27):
on a chair and leaning on a barrel, and then
the like graphic part of the logo starts, so it's
like kind of like.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
A bean shape. It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's so much going on. It is wild that I
don't even think this CB is centered in the fucking
logo either. No, you know, there's a lot of design
choices are which is fine, Like clearly this was meant
to be like it.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Was carved, but the like if you go inside a
cracker barrel, everything is like that, Like that is the
vibe of a cracker barrel. Like every just junk like
it's it is both a restaurant and a junk drug.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yes, right, there's like a gift shop and everyone's a
gift shop.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
That is just like like there's little like math games
and stuff like that like that. Uh, I describe a
different cornpone ass garbage cornpone ass garbage is right, Yeah,
like that's the that is the energy of it. Like
I I do think this is an objectively bad logo
(42:28):
design for a company that this fun is Yeah exactly,
and like how kind of old, like the whole thing
feels like it is. It's a Disney attraction for Like. Also,
it is.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Very clear that the old logo utterly unusable on social media,
like honestly unusable in anything other than like three hundred
pixels wide. I just don't understand why they didn't just
take the graphic part and just use it on presumably
presumably this all happened because whoever runs their Twitter account
(43:04):
was like the truth social account was like you can
hardly see the logo, can't make out what? So just
use a different one for social media? Yeah, Well, because everything,
you know, everything is moving to ard not moving. It
already has moved towards minimalism in terms of like logo design,
(43:26):
and it's just getting everything is getting stripped down more
and more and more and more. That's like I think
this like slight Wave can represent the entire logo that
used to be iconic, so like in this sense with
the cracker barrel thing I'm like, I get everything wants
everyone wants to be minimal. But then it's funny too
because you see a resurgence of retro design stuff come
(43:46):
back too, which it was way more maximal, and now
it's all just fucking just just.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Designs I've seen in the past, like handful of years
are Pepsi, and we'll get into their logo redesigned from
the early.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
There's so much written here about this I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
But like Pepsi finally went back to having the thing
fucking centered with the word Pepsi written between the like
red and the blue swirls and Burger King like did
a retro version of Burger King where they're like, remember
when we were good? Right, this movement away to just
like a font this is just like I don't know,
(44:25):
what if what if Jaguar, like that car brand which
used to have a fucking Jaguar Jaar used to have
a sick fucking Jaguar about to like eat something just
like pouncing, just like moved over to looking like I
don't know, some brand of like Wellness fucking water or
something like a Wells bo vitamins.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
The Jaguar logo design sounds like it goes.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, it looks like the colors behind it should have
like bubbles bubbling up.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
For I do very much wish that Cracker Barrel had
also led. I'm assuming it was the like son of
the owner of Cracker Barrel, the CEO Cracker Barrel, who
pitched this like gen zification of it, or like, I
wish they'd fully committed to doing one futurist Cracker Barrel location,
just like like completely stark beige walls and just like
(45:22):
trops of whatever. I don't know, Like some logans run
like type shit, that's what I want, So I went,
I want, so I went, So I went.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
It's Julie Messino is getting all the heat now, the
CEO and president of Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah yeah, Why can't they go back to the time
when their founder had a public policy of not hiring
gay employees. Yeah, yeah, well those are the good old days.
My request, I'd love for companies to keep doing this,
because you know, anything that moves people in the direction
(45:57):
of being like, oh, corporations are like dumb in bed
and don't know what they're doing is great. I just
would love for them to make all the paper, like
all the decks publicly available, because how'd you get show
your work? Please? I want to hear the bullshit like
that leaks leak the deck.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah, before the Epstein files release the Cracker Barrel logo, redesigned.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Decks, the Jaguar, the Cracker Barrel. The Pepsi one is
like one of the great moments of like just realizing
how fucking stupid and broken, like everything is just the
everybody will link off to the article. I've linked off
to it probably one hundred times in this podcast. They
(46:45):
paid several hundred million dollars to change their logo from
like the iconic one that you probably picture in your
mind when you think of Pepsi to the one where
it was like off center and like no, people are like, oh,
it kind of looks like the Obama logo but not
really so wild and like the the deck is so
(47:10):
just like such amazing bullshit, like they have in one
part they have like magnetic dynamic dynamics and like they
have a picture of like the globe they like.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
The magnetic field of the actual earth jack And I
think you should pay attention to the undulation of those
waves because I feel like there's a there's a there's
room for Pepsi there, I'm sure is what this asshole
is said in a meeting.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
So C is magnetic dynamics. Magnetic fields are impacted by
radiation and wind motion, and then see the Pepsi globe dynamic.
This emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity.
Uh yeah, obviously, I will say.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Major, every major logo redesign is basically just wealth redistribution
to people who do.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Work to design, people who do LSD work. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, And you know what, I'm not mad at that,
although now it's a chat GPT, Yeah exactly. I mean
this that these people should continue to have enough money
to do a bunch of drugs at Burning Man.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
But as we know, continued investment provided Pepsi with a
clear resource for reinvention. As the deck was quoted, they've
got this one that is the old logo, and it's
got two lines through it. One is like a you know,
like the ray from geometry, where it's like a line
pointing in one direction going one is moving from convention
(48:43):
to innovation along a horizontal access axis. And then the
other one that is like shooting upwards and giving off
the new PEPSI logo is going from DNA to future.
Of course, the two ends of that axis.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yes, what's the okay, what's the opposite of DNA future future?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Exactly? Thank you? And that's where you know what.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
I will also say, though, it's that like, like this
is just like the clearest example of why when when
like people like business leaders deride the humanities. Hey, bro,
if you were better versed in design and aesthetics and
what art history, you wouldn't be able to be hoodwinked
(49:29):
by this, right, Your ignorance is what allows you allows
this industry to thrive. It's not that this stuff is bullshit.
I mean, in this case, it's bullshit. If you just
had some basic fluency and didn't require a consultant to
tell you about aesthetics, you would not be susceptible to
(49:49):
this type of more or less fraud. It's fucking unbelievable.
I mean, like, yeah, right, Charlatan comes in and writes
these fucking buzzwords down, like fucking euclidia geometry.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah, like, oh fuck, dude, that's so sick.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
And the asshole who did the pictures, like, bro, I
did this shit in fucking twenty minutes, I yelled at
my assistant, I was doing COVID.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
We improvising it now anyway.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, so uh, that's what we're saying here, and we're
definitely moving into a more sort of cartesian I guess,
if you will, phil philosophical design language, and I think
that would really just it would align well with the
brand identity as we move from DNA on one end
of the spectrum, break the paradigm and move into sure
(50:35):
my future part with three with five thousand years worth
of history.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
So it starts three thousand BC with like design concepts
from back then, but like not really, I don't know.
It just seems like a random assortment of shit. To
six hundred BC. There's like the renaissances on there. Feng
Shui is on there, two seventy eight BC, feng Shue
up through eighteen fifty eight, MOBI a strip nineteen forty eight.
(51:03):
I can't read that. Two thousand the modular, the modular,
two thousand and nine PEPSI, and then a question mark
to be like, and how will PEPSI yours?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Obviously, because the Vitruvian Renaissance is on the same scale
of as a fucking pepsi logo. You know what you
joke around, if you could, if you could caliport a
cannopepsi back to fucking what was that fucking he would
lose his mind. You could literally murder a man with
a Canopepsi and not.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Just the can. Yeah, that would be wild.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
I love a movie like that where a guys the challenges.
You have one little canapepsi, But you gotta you got
to use that to blow enough minds to become like
a god. Like you'd have to be like, yo, you
only got like fucking ten You got like ten SIPs
on this thing.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
That just the gods might be crazy.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
That racism, well yeah, but that one was the bottle
came down and no one really came to be like
and I am your lord God. I'm talking about some
dude pulling up with it and being like, hey, bro,
you need to taste this ship.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Behold more.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
It's tickling my mouth, sir, exactly, exactly, take me to
your king.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, Marty mcfla could have done a lot more damage.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
You know, he's a user, bro. He fucking fumbled that ship.
Speaker 5 (52:19):
So we're living in the biff timeline. We're living in
the Biff timeline. Bro A, Yeah, that's not incorrect. Back
in the future two. He it's that he's styled.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
After Trump and right in future too, right.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Yeah, and he's like a casino magnate. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
And I was just I was just I was just
in character as Blue Sky Guy. Oh, thank you, our
favorite favorite Andrew t character, Blue Sky Guy. We're in
the We're in the Biff timeline to the Biff timeline.
And it's not a joke.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Drum all right, Oh god.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
We're in the Biff timeline and we don't even have hoverboards?
Are we getting too close to home?
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Let us know, Let me know in the discord.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Let me you can find me an Andrew Ty that
fucking with your format once more.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
I'm now when it cuts time.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
I'm not saying you just pulled the plug on the episode,
because that's fine. We're done.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Where can people find you? Is there were mediahere? WHOA,
he's farting.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
He's peeing everywhere right now? What if? I I mean, yeah,
the work of media is again. I can't stress this enough.
A double feature back to back of Naked Gun and
weapons to back because the similar weapons first. Naked Gun first,
I don't think it matters that much because the similarity
(54:01):
will be a parent no matter what. I guess what
I would I would say weapons first, then naked gun
okay yeah, naked gun chaser okay yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
There you go. Miles, Where can people find you as
their working media You've been enjoying everywhere at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
Also find me talking about fucking ninety day fiance on
four to twenty day fiance. A couple fucking works of
the media I like first. One is from at kim
Kelly dot pscott at social put things are better when
the computer lived in its own specific room and you
only went in there sometimes. And at scribbly Moth dot
(54:39):
by Scotta social posted classic rock music is Classic rock
is rock music from the sixties and seventies, not the
eighties and nineties. Thank you for coming to my ted
talk because I also noticed that creep now like when
they're like sick oldies, I'm like, you piece are shit.
I was fucking twelve when this came out and getting
so hostile. But that's time for you.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
workI Media avintage, it will send it, tweeted MLB announcer.
When the worst guy on the team finally does something good. Ah,
he's always doing shit like that and he's one of
our best guys. And then I liked something from PUDs
at having a Laugh tweeted trying to trauma dump on
(55:22):
Guillermo dob Toro, but he keeps saying shit like that's
what the townspeople did to the Wolfman every thirty second.
You can find me on Twitter at jack underscorel Brian
me on Blue Sky at jack Obi the Number One.
You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at
Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist. On Instagram. You
(55:44):
can go to the description of this episode wherever you're
listening to it, and underneath the show description you will
find the footnotes, which is where we link off to
the information that we talked about in today's episode. We
also link off to a song that we think you
might enjoy. Miles, is there a song I think that
people might enjoy?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, this is just a little dance music for your Friday.
It's by the producer Dan d a and and and
it's called talk to Me uh and it's it's just
it's dope. It's got some familiar samples in it, but
just a little modern dancing music because your shoulders popping
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Weekend, I prefer the weekend out. That's a song I'm
gonna be listening to. Mm hm song by Darth Brooks
and Satan. The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of iHeartRadio.
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That's gonna do it for us this week. Another one
in the book, another one flawless victory. We might have
(56:41):
a bonus episode from the US Open this weekend. Josey
and I are gonna do a thing from the US Open,
so that might drop over the weekend. Yeah, are you
gonna win it? A couple of Yeah, we might do
a thing called the Mixed Doubles. Fucking I think I
am gonna like dress like a tennis or to the
thing and be like, oh, oh shit, sorry with a racket.
(57:05):
I completely misunderstood what this was.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
That's not worse than it's not materially different than like
fucking you know, calling out to the baseball game in
your in your favorite players jersey, or like dressing like
a huge douchebag at the golf tournament.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
My good friend. Uh, Chris will always wear the same
like red Sox jersey to class, like to this one class,
and someone pointed out and so like, he slowly started
adding more uniform items and then on the last day
he wore the like pants with with the shoes and
a glove. Yeah, and it was It was.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Very fucking classic, bro classic Chris, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
All right, we'll talk to y'all on Monday. Have a
good weekend. Bye bye. The Daily Guys is executive produced
by Catherine Long, co produced by Bay Wang, co produced
by Victor Wright, co written by J. M mcnapp, edited
and engineered by Justin Conner
Speaker 3 (58:10):
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